i love when somebody will be talking to you, perfectly friendly, maybe send you off on a quest, and then as soon as you exit dialog they're like "you're not supposed to be here. you need to leave, NOW"
I'm just now understanding that either the Thieves Guild is really bad with secret communications, or the Imperial Guard is hilariously incompetent for not paying any attention to these not-so-secret communications.
Omg, it fucking killed me when I did the Brotherhood Purification quest and they were all just smiling at me because I maxed out their dispositions beforehand
I honestly miss oblivion ai. They had much more intricate lives than they do in skyrim. Sure skyrim has alot of dialogue but in oblivion people actually traveled from town to town, not just specific ones, or they actively practiced their magic which they dont do anymore. Idk I feel like the oblivion npc had more character to them and the skyrim ones have less but better graphics lol.
I love these, they really show Oblivion in a nutshell. Even when it was new everyone knew the game could be pretty silly, but looking back, the game looks like a bit of a mess lol.
@@dmgroberts5471 I saw some mudcrabs by the water recently. I stayed clear of them. Ugly things with their thick shells and sharp claws. I avoid them. Well, at least they're slow, and not too bright. Their pincers are sharp though.
What I do in skyrim after playing it for a decade 1. Start a heavily modded game (no dumb mods tho just the graphical and quality of life stuff) 2. Create a story, am I just joining the guilds, or do I want dragons in my game and destroy the watchtower dragon. 3. Complete like 5 quests 4. Already powerful enough at level 7 so I just go ahead and kill every guard and citizen in solitude 5. Continue playing the game 6. Get bored again, thats too bad for Falkreath. 7. Create new charachter Repeat. How I play oblivion 1. Playing the game as intended
Oblivion is the holy grail of neverending content
Oblivion was the most Oblivion game to have ever Oblivion
i love when somebody will be talking to you, perfectly friendly, maybe send you off on a quest, and then as soon as you exit dialog they're like "you're not supposed to be here. you need to leave, NOW"
"I've been looking for you!"
"I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK"
Damn, make up your mind
Obviously if you can be looking for someone and simultaneously not have time to talk with them you are suffering from schizophrenia.
Of course she doesn't have time to talk, she's been too busy looking for you.
She did, she was looking for the hero she never said she was looking for them to talk.
Story of my life with women
i have things to do
I'm just now understanding that either the Thieves Guild is really bad with secret communications, or the Imperial Guard is hilariously incompetent for not paying any attention to these not-so-secret communications.
It's both
Omg, it fucking killed me when I did the Brotherhood Purification quest and they were all just smiling at me because I maxed out their dispositions beforehand
1:24 STOP you violated gravity!
The face of the other guard is like: _You're so screwed, criminal scum!_
1:25 That smile...
That damn smile...
I like how the log hitting the dude made a “bonk” sound
This is a masterpiece
I love how the guards bend the laws of time and space just to scold you.
1:27 the skingard guard got exited
First guard: Stop! You violated a LAW!
Another guard *fucking smiles because idk* :)
When you talk to a beggar and Wes Johnson goes through three different voices.
1:22 LMFAO
I wish this was longer..
Maybe next time i have more clips. :D
0:13 Kreia be like
STOP DOING GOOD THINGS
STOP DOING BAD THINGS
STOP DOING THINGS
APATHY IS DEATH; YOU MUUUUUUUST MAKE A DECISION
"I'v been looking for you."
"I don't have time to talk"
Umm what xD
Women and their mood swings xD
1:44 she really just said RAER!
The Homeless crisis is getting really bad in this city! Someone should do something about it
How the city council responds: 0:17
Christ, too fucking true.
Homeless person: *tries to sleep*
Cops: 0:17
homeless be like :o
1:16 *Methredhel jumps* "Im gay"
It's nearly 2 in the morning here and that guy's face at 1:30 has me cackling like a madman.
1:29 by boy was so excited to make that arrest 🤣🤣
ngl that imperial guard battle was pretty fire 2:24
Now this is some Seinfeld level right there 1:54
I honestly miss oblivion ai. They had much more intricate lives than they do in skyrim. Sure skyrim has alot of dialogue but in oblivion people actually traveled from town to town, not just specific ones, or they actively practiced their magic which they dont do anymore. Idk I feel like the oblivion npc had more character to them and the skyrim ones have less but better graphics lol.
NO SIR PLEASE DONT HURT ME
omg im dead 😂😂😂😂
Another dayyyy, another septim
2:08 this one is good
0:19 bro was like 😮
Thanks! Oblivion is the best game ever and keeps on giving through the years. I appreciate videos like this.
Ah, the old Black Horse Courier defense.
Move outta my way. >:(
Farewell! :D
EeEeSsCcAaPpIiNnGg PpRrIiSsOoNnEeRr !!!
1:23 sensory overload 😂
I've been looking for you.
I don't have time to talk.
1:15 I almost choked on my water
WHY WON'T YOU.... *cloink*
This channel is severely underrated
0:18 no one gives coins to beggars in my watch!
1:22 hahahaha!!!!
ESCA-SCA-SCAPING PRISONERS :D
That first one definitely has Tom and Jerry energy. I can’t stop watching it 😂
I love these, they really show Oblivion in a nutshell. Even when it was new everyone knew the game could be pretty silly, but looking back, the game looks like a bit of a mess lol.
I saw a Mudcrab the other day.
@@dmgroberts5471 Farewell.
@@dmgroberts5471 I saw some mudcrabs by the water recently.
I stayed clear of them.
Ugly things with their thick shells and sharp claws.
I avoid them.
Well, at least they're slow, and not too bright.
Their pincers are sharp though.
Lol. I love skyrim and all but it will never have funny moments like oblivion did.
They can release Skyrim 10 more times, it will never be as fun as Oblivion
best game ever
Foul Fagus...
This better be good
Somebody called the Stranger?
2:33 holy shit, Richard from Digital foundry cameo
This is hilarious
That's why we love it! =D
Pls does anyone know why this isn't on switch? 😭
npcs are bipolar
How I didn't knew this channel before?
No lollygagging!
Is it true what they're saying? Is Baenlin really dead?
yesssssssssss
You do NOT belong in here!
I don't know you and I don't want to know you
I think you mean: I don't know you, and i don't care to know you
Be seeing you
Good day
You do not belong in here
The oblivion guards are like banana guards
"I've been looking for you!"
"I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK"
Sigh. Women, huh?
tyler
What I do in skyrim after playing it for a decade
1. Start a heavily modded game (no dumb mods tho just the graphical and quality of life stuff)
2. Create a story, am I just joining the guilds, or do I want dragons in my game and destroy the watchtower dragon.
3. Complete like 5 quests
4. Already powerful enough at level 7 so I just go ahead and kill every guard and citizen in solitude
5. Continue playing the game
6. Get bored again, thats too bad for Falkreath.
7. Create new charachter
Repeat.
How I play oblivion
1. Playing the game as intended
One reason I never played oblivion is because people in it look like they have hamster DNA.
1:53 LMFAO