Oblivion - 7 Minutes of Funny Moments

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  • A Compilation of funny The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion clips.
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  • @jyggalag2863
    @jyggalag2863 Рік тому +3601

    I heard Bethesda had to dumb down the AI for Oblivion. The way they had it, the npcs were actually killing each other. The npcs had needs. Like to eat for example. So a beggar would steal food to eat, which would cause a guard to attack. Then the beggars friends would join in, and well, you had a huge war in the city

    • @elchuli89
      @elchuli89 Рік тому +581

      Now we need the realistic AI Mod.

    • @DaniSmith_95
      @DaniSmith_95 Рік тому +328

      That would've been awesome

    • @isaacgary6801
      @isaacgary6801 Рік тому

      Its always been a war against the homeless..

    • @AjHop
      @AjHop Рік тому +425

      *AI discovers the human condition*

    • @kraosdadafusfus8034
      @kraosdadafusfus8034 Рік тому +137

      The game Kenshi has a lot of in in some places, like the cities of Shark and Flats Lagoon. Those cities have turret defenses, but their shooters tend to injure others due to a low Precision stat. NPCs that injure another faction's NPCs also damage their faction's relationships with each other. In towns with lots of different factions like Shark, this ultimately leads to both factions going hostile and killing each other.

  • @Her_Imperious_Condesension
    @Her_Imperious_Condesension Рік тому +2148

    I love that kleptomaniac guard not able to stop himself but still warning people that there's a pickpocket.

    • @rautamiekka
      @rautamiekka Рік тому +106

      Hypocrisy/corruption at its finest.

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ Рік тому +43

      "It wasn't me, it was Patricia"

    • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
      @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Рік тому

      "Do you or a loved one also suffer from pickpocket-addiction? Pickpocket-addiction is a serious problem and affects many people every year.
      If you or someone you know is struggling with pickpocket-addiction, please call this hotline."

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest Рік тому +23

      how dare you accuse him of corruption!

    • @mcmerry2846
      @mcmerry2846 10 місяців тому +15

      The Last one...kills and then check the body and says there a Killer around 😂

  • @OLDSACKS
    @OLDSACKS 2 роки тому +1929

    2:22 This is the best Oblivion thing I have ever seen, holy shit

  • @hashlol1559
    @hashlol1559 Рік тому +228

    "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"
    *removes hat in front of him*
    "i never seen this man in my entire life"

    • @Freeleaper
      @Freeleaper 6 місяців тому +7

      What?

    • @Roxasora123
      @Roxasora123 Місяць тому +2

      *takes off cowl*
      “I don’t know you and i don’t care to know you”

  • @heyitsfp
    @heyitsfp 3 місяці тому +142

    There's a Monty Pythonesque humor to Oblivion that I feel won't be seen again. The game starts so seriously and then introduces you to so much uncanny hilarious moments while still remaining atmospheric and ominous at times. Truly a gaming masterpiece.

  • @philmehrart
    @philmehrart Рік тому +415

    2:22 dude was having a nap on those rocks and you accidentally stepped on his nuts!

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 Рік тому +1

      Didn't know this was in the Mans1ay3r universe
      "OOOGH, my *c o c k"*

    • @Fernybun
      @Fernybun 9 місяців тому +8

      A bit rude, innit?

  • @DaniilHomyak
    @DaniilHomyak Рік тому +1243

    I’ve been playing Oblivion since 2007 when my dad randomly bought me a jewel case Oblivion not knowing that almost twenty years later I’ll still be playing it. Rest in peace dad.

    • @theozlander4629
      @theozlander4629 Рік тому +54

      RIP to your dad man. At least he left you a gift that will always give though ❤️

    • @muertevacio
      @muertevacio Рік тому +7

      at least you had a Dad, and was a good one

    • @Kfo221
      @Kfo221 Рік тому +15

      Yeah my dad passed away actually playing Oblivion. Get sucked right into the TV. Almost 20 years later, I still play to try to find him in there. RIP Daddums..

    • @will.42069
      @will.42069 Рік тому +7

      RIP. My dad also got me into oblivion around the same time.

    • @coraline3767
      @coraline3767 Рік тому +5

      🥺🥺

  • @ItsSkeletor
    @ItsSkeletor 11 місяців тому +119

    “I must confess… That Nord was a disappointment.” That shit had me in tears.🤣

  • @lawrencetalbot8346
    @lawrencetalbot8346 Рік тому +381

    3:20 that ghost was so tired, he forgot he could phase through matter. I feel that.

    • @ArakkoaChronicles
      @ArakkoaChronicles 5 місяців тому +12

      Clearly, that fence was pure iron. Repels ghosts. Everybody knows that.

  • @Tangent_Frank
    @Tangent_Frank Рік тому +516

    4:31 really shows the horrifying effects of skooma addiction

    • @crownvetch92
      @crownvetch92 Рік тому +22

      That’s the part that had me laughing.

  • @habeeburrahaman257
    @habeeburrahaman257 Рік тому +373

    4:10 - Fine Imperial police work right there.

    • @tyr573
      @tyr573 Рік тому +58

      He gets a cut

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +30

      Nothing to see here, this is clearly a legitimate toll collector. Afterall, the player did pay him.

    • @verybadastronom879
      @verybadastronom879 4 місяці тому +1

      They are always on the duty

    • @TomJacobW
      @TomJacobW 2 місяці тому +5

      Yeah; it’s so weird this doesn’t count as a crime. That being said, if he had fought the Highwayman, the guard would have joined in!

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 2 місяці тому

      @@TomJacobW
      I guess he’s called that because he’s a legitimate worker for them

  • @snowydayY2k
    @snowydayY2k 2 роки тому +151

    4:00 is so good LOL

  • @CyriuX7
    @CyriuX7 2 роки тому +632

    6:07
    This is easily one of the most tense moments I have seen in any videogame, specially when The Count raises his fists. It made the ending even more hilarious.

    • @CyriuX7
      @CyriuX7 Рік тому +88

      @@Arvel_The_Swit He is just standing there...menacingly

    • @timstarmer5242
      @timstarmer5242 Рік тому +77

      lol the guard pulls out his bow and misses from like 2 feet away

    • @lugabo5756
      @lugabo5756 Рік тому +55

      @@timstarmer5242 He inmediately gives up and pulls out the sword, bows ain't his thing

    • @babumiek7232
      @babumiek7232 Рік тому +49

      "The body is still warm. Looks like we have a killer about.."

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 Рік тому +3

      @Someguy136 I would have bought 2 copies

  • @andrewgreeb916
    @andrewgreeb916 Рік тому +173

    Sometimes we wonder if sheogorath's realm leaks into tamriel

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Рік тому +11

      It is said that one who mantles a divine must have always been so on some level.
      The fact that the CoC becomes Sheogorath, means they always were, and all of this simply is Sheogorath interacting with Tamriel

    • @kraosdadafusfus8034
      @kraosdadafusfus8034 Рік тому +4

      The portal in the Nibenay doesn't help.

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 Рік тому +3

      ​@@aprinnyonbreak1290 so all this time, the Hero of Kvatch really was just a piece of Sheogorath
      I like it. Makes all the glitches you can do in the game that much more canon

  • @SatRamadhani
    @SatRamadhani Рік тому +75

    0:45 "It's over, I have the high ground."

  • @sylviabennan
    @sylviabennan Рік тому +108

    I barked out a laugh at 4:55 when Ulrich is at the Battle of Bruma and he’s still using that “I dont care to know you” line

  • @Pyrois
    @Pyrois 2 роки тому +661

    "Let's see if we can't find those mountain lions" killed me. Thanks so much for uploading these!

    • @falcon989
      @falcon989 Рік тому +4

      Turned out he can't!

  • @joshmartling
    @joshmartling Рік тому +106

    4:35 skooma got that man swimming through the quantum realm

  • @ratman507
    @ratman507 Рік тому +42

    3:10 had me dying. they looked embarrassed lmaooo

  • @miscielrossvillegas6307
    @miscielrossvillegas6307 Рік тому +18

    "HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME" says the Cheydinhal Guard STEALING FROM EVERYONE ELSE 🤣🤣🤣

  • @madeinrussia1677
    @madeinrussia1677 Рік тому +47

    That sneaking guard saying "put that back you worthless thief" is like he's mocking himself

  • @garrick3727
    @garrick3727 11 місяців тому +72

    I liked how the Grey Fox acts surprised to see someone wearing his mask, and immediately thinks it's the Grey Fox, even though he was the Grey Fox. And yes, I know the mask changes reality, but it's still funny. It is one of the best items in the game, since you effectively transform into a different person when you wear it - like Batman - and you can do whatever you want, then remove the mask and avoid all consequences.

    • @isaacfg6949
      @isaacfg6949 6 місяців тому +9

      Nah man, He’s the Gray Fox. He just surprised to see the Grey Fox. Different spelling so totally different. Ignore the subtitles. Their spelling is merely a….. a mistake.

  • @ladyyuna2000
    @ladyyuna2000 Рік тому +203

    The AI in this game is priceless and you got to love their encounter with other AI just so funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Schwertfisch13
      @Schwertfisch13 Рік тому +14

      "Have you heard of the high elves?"
      "I don't want to hear about that"
      "Good day"

  • @Tchesco625
    @Tchesco625 9 місяців тому +31

    6:48
    Pulls out bow
    shoots once
    fails
    gives up
    pulls sword
    hits twice
    yeets the player
    checks on body
    "there's a killer around"
    Everything about this scene is pure gold, this is why I love oblivion

    • @airmanjoe
      @airmanjoe 8 місяців тому +3

      He missed that shot at nearly point blank range

  • @Timothy1395
    @Timothy1395 2 роки тому +225

    2:23Sounded like he was trying to give you a jump scare.😂

  • @nakano15
    @nakano15 Рік тому +26

    Ulrich: "I don't know you, and I don't care to know you."
    Also Ulrich: "So, you're the famous Hero of Kvatch?"

  • @selulancie
    @selulancie 2 роки тому +96

    2:21 I almost spat out my drink

  • @remi1176
    @remi1176 Рік тому +96

    😂 the guard hating himself “treacherous little thief”

  • @mult1pers395
    @mult1pers395 2 роки тому +52

    "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" - The guard in first clip probably

  • @Shoebil
    @Shoebil Рік тому +69

    6:08 this whole situation had me crackling

  • @rmitch7r
    @rmitch7r 8 місяців тому +14

    Keep this game alive. Every gamer should experience this hilarity.

  • @EmanS117
    @EmanS117 Рік тому +42

    2:22 I just can't stop replaying it! Help me!
    It's been hours and I can't stop..

  • @aaronmarkham4424
    @aaronmarkham4424 Рік тому +64

    That ghost and mountain lions had me laughing, I was NOT ready for that guard at the end, I spit my drink out when he said “there is a killer about” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GrahamJyc1
    @GrahamJyc1 Рік тому +29

    4:41 Teach me your ways oh air swimming elf.

  • @bootje99
    @bootje99 2 роки тому +82

    these are the both the most kind and most rude ncps ever

  • @danasaru
    @danasaru 2 роки тому +52

    1:16 - Adamus Phillida still doesn’t know how to use the door

  • @amauriherrera6022
    @amauriherrera6022 Рік тому +15

    The swimming Gelephor and the Guard Captain jumping out of the rubble fking killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dk4767
    @dk4767 11 місяців тому +10

    "Body still warm. Looks like there is a killer about", the watchman said, after killing the player lol. 07:02

  • @user-bi7ur9uc1n
    @user-bi7ur9uc1n 11 місяців тому +36

    0:50 Throught years of playing this game since the release I've always left Farwil to die. Recently I managed his survival. It took me much more times and 5-6 saves and loading but finally I escorted him to the sygil stone. Its like leading your drunk friend back from the bar through a very dangerous area of the city when he tries to start a fight with everyone.

  • @wolborg2
    @wolborg2 Рік тому +51

    I remember being absolutely amazed by how immersive this game was when I first played it. Some memories that will stay with me forever. And now there is nothing funnier than these crazy moments people find. The one at 2:22 is absolute gold.

    • @last7509
      @last7509 4 місяці тому

      just leave

    • @Fandestdh
      @Fandestdh 4 місяці тому

      I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

  • @thenamestails7152
    @thenamestails7152 Місяць тому +4

    3:42 guard jumpscares will never get old 🤣🤣

  • @thenamestails7152
    @thenamestails7152 Місяць тому +3

    3:52 "hmm. Body's still warm"

  • @AroAceGamer
    @AroAceGamer 2 роки тому +51

    Knew the guards were corrupt

  • @Pappimen
    @Pappimen 2 роки тому +88

    The amount of near death laughters I had with this video...

  • @ReMeDy_TV
    @ReMeDy_TV 2 роки тому +24

    @ 2:22 LOL Okay, you got me. Failed the no-laugh challenge.

  • @esochibuike8477
    @esochibuike8477 Рік тому +32

    4:36 and people wonder why Skooma has been banned in Cyrodill.

  • @pekkalaitinen8769
    @pekkalaitinen8769 Рік тому +24

    2:22 is such a story twist even George RR Martin couldn't come up with it

  • @Hunter-ib9ks
    @Hunter-ib9ks Рік тому +11

    Omfg the objects flying off the table when someone sits down is the best thing ever

  • @cavalcanti_
    @cavalcanti_ 9 місяців тому +4

    "don't you see that I'm very busy?"
    "Good bye."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eloquent2200
    @eloquent2200 Рік тому +6

    0:41 - Is it reverse Star Wars reference?
    3:54 - Indeed.

  • @turtlecheese8
    @turtlecheese8 Рік тому +15

    “YOULL NEVER TAKE ME DOWN.”
    *Takes himself down*

  • @katherinefleck
    @katherinefleck Рік тому +7

    4:47 damn what a trip that must be !

  • @PaulieTheDude
    @PaulieTheDude 9 місяців тому +7

    5:58 - now that's what I call a grattitude!

  • @JML689
    @JML689 Рік тому +7

    *sits in a chair*
    "PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

  • @queru1ous
    @queru1ous 3 місяці тому +3

    Few things bring me as much joy as watching Oblivion being Oblivion for hours

  • @thf1933
    @thf1933 Рік тому +4

    I like 3:12 😂: Hey we are kings! Wait somebody's coming.

  • @EmmettLaFave
    @EmmettLaFave 10 місяців тому +13

    There's just nothing like Oblivion. I love it so much

  • @basketbomberslackingson4417
    @basketbomberslackingson4417 Рік тому +6

    When i first played through oblivion, I abused the gray fox trick to slaughter guards so I could sell their armor.
    Now of course, I had not discovered Dorian by this point.

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 9 місяців тому

      I love using the Gray Cowl so I can go on a killing spree and walk away from it like nothing happened.

  • @Mrsubzero456
    @Mrsubzero456 Рік тому +6

    My guy such a good detective he investigated his own murder 🤣

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 2 роки тому +70

    Well, the Gray Fox mask part actually is explained in lore. (spoilers I guess) While wearing the mask the wearer's original identity is completely obscured from all forms of identification. And when the mask is removed, any ties to the Gray Fox are removed immediately. This is a blessing and a curse. Because until the player character gets it it has a curse that it cant be removed.

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 9 місяців тому

      The cowl can be removed, but all traces of the wearer's identity disappear for as long as the curse is in effect, even if the cowl is removed. It's not until the end of the Thieves Guild questline that the curse is finally broken.

  • @theleatherface12345
    @theleatherface12345 Рік тому +15

    2:22 tears are literally running down my face hahaha how can a game even have this much comedy xd

  • @saturnuized4291
    @saturnuized4291 Рік тому +29

    Literally 90% of the voice acting in this video are from Wes Johnson

  • @rmitch7r
    @rmitch7r 8 місяців тому +3

    It makes me laugh uncontrollably when someone is caught stealing and the entire room loses their minds.

  • @XenuLover98
    @XenuLover98 8 місяців тому +3

    3:47 “it’s over anakin. I have the high ground.”

  • @Kain1805
    @Kain1805 Рік тому +80

    2:22, 3:44 and 4:00 were my favorites, fking hilarious

    • @coraline3767
      @coraline3767 Рік тому

      I cant stop laughing every time i see it😂

    • @notalecguinness3221
      @notalecguinness3221 Рік тому +8

      "I must confess ... that Nord was a disappointment" - Oh really, was he?

  • @ItsTheGhettoFRESH
    @ItsTheGhettoFRESH Рік тому +24

    I was in stitches the whole time. My God. The memories. Thanks for this upload.

  • @manupm9161
    @manupm9161 3 місяці тому +3

    2:22 how random encounters im caves work:

  • @thesmolbean488
    @thesmolbean488 2 роки тому +12

    Idk why but the sickly looking guard at around 2:00 creeps me out so much lol

  • @dmgroberts5471
    @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +3

    4:41 "What can I do for you?"
    "I don't know, how about the backstroke?"

  • @MichaelKerr-oe7nk
    @MichaelKerr-oe7nk 11 місяців тому +7

    As a kid all of the daedra looked like darth maul variants to me 😅

  • @whateverfffs
    @whateverfffs Рік тому +9

    That music feels like coming home. The good days of gaming are long gone.

    • @dango470
      @dango470 Рік тому +1

      to think that it was the horse armour dlc that set it all on a ruinous path

  • @etinarcadiaego7424
    @etinarcadiaego7424 Рік тому +6

    All I can say is this: "Skooma's a hell of a drug!"

  • @isaacmarshmallow8751
    @isaacmarshmallow8751 Рік тому +13

    Completing the main quest while wearing the Grey Fox cowl removes the 500 bounty.
    Just don't take the mask off again or it'll come back.

  • @DeerKoden
    @DeerKoden 7 місяців тому +2

    The glorious times when a bunch of guards would start attacking each other and create the most epic fights in town.

  • @torquevonthorne948
    @torquevonthorne948 2 роки тому +16

    F for every brave knight of the thorn fell in battle against the trecherous deadra
    2:30 They should have called him the gray troll

  • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
    @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE 13 днів тому +2

    I remember them being amazing roasters and the 1 thing they all came together was pick pocketing
    I was the Kajit and they called me a mangy house cat or something. They always brought the bag.

  • @AppleLauda_destroyer99942
    @AppleLauda_destroyer99942 3 місяці тому +2

    The guard kicked things through the room and blames you on violating the law

  • @greenscheme2040
    @greenscheme2040 2 роки тому +17

    Again thanks for the Oblivion video. Loved it! I saw many people stealing in this game but never a guard. Great catch.

  • @supposedhumanmars
    @supposedhumanmars 29 днів тому +1

    Oblivion will always be one of my most favorite games ever. It's how I introduced my now 20 year old son to TES. He's addicted now. I bought the game in 2008 when he was just 4 years old; I remember playing it in the living room of our condo and he came out of his room to watch. Of course I made him wait until he was a bit older to allow him to actually play it but he's been hooked on TES ever since and now he's a grown man.

  • @judgmentnutneverend3596
    @judgmentnutneverend3596 2 роки тому +10

    1:16 this legions humble soldier at your services how can i help you the civilian of the empire?

  • @nukecorruption
    @nukecorruption 2 роки тому +9

    2:24 LMAO

  • @Kerze
    @Kerze 2 роки тому +27

    I love this game and how it does weird shit instead of catch on fire when things go awry.

  • @ModernEphemera
    @ModernEphemera Рік тому +18

    5:18 American police lol

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Рік тому +2

    "the infamous grey fox!!" - the infamous grey fox, 3e 433

  • @Iffy350
    @Iffy350 Рік тому +4

    I love trolling city guards with the Grey Cowl of Nocturnal. Take it off right before they try to arrest you and they just greet you.

  • @andreatalucci3731
    @andreatalucci3731 Рік тому +8

    5:58 I've spitten off both my lungs

  • @Guirko
    @Guirko Рік тому +10

    You know sometimes, after seeing stuff like this, it feels like kind of a bummer to play those hyper realistic looking blockbuster games.

  • @MinusTheRogue
    @MinusTheRogue Рік тому +9

    the last one truly embraces the spirit of oblivion AI

  • @crystal.starr0
    @crystal.starr0 9 місяців тому +1

    "gaurd your purses!" XD

  • @z7z7z7z7
    @z7z7z7z7 8 місяців тому +1

    My internet shat out at 3:31, so I thought the second part of the joke was his AI getting messed up and going to sleep 😂

  • @1x32x
    @1x32x Рік тому +2

    2:23 I don't think i wore brown pants today...

  • @StevenSvN7
    @StevenSvN7 10 місяців тому +2

    I think this takes the crown for the best oblivion video.

  • @alvinhadiyanto7326
    @alvinhadiyanto7326 Рік тому +14

    Ahh the nostalgia of this game more beautiful than skyrim

  • @pekkalaitinen8769
    @pekkalaitinen8769 Рік тому +4

    0:27 LOL'D

  • @vg2448
    @vg2448 Рік тому +3

    This is as awesome as The Elder Memes. Great stuff. Very funny.

  • @user-xe9xc5lp2d
    @user-xe9xc5lp2d 8 місяців тому +1

    0:27
    *Guard uses Distraction*
    *It was super effective!*

  • @slaysindutch1938
    @slaysindutch1938 Рік тому +2

    0:23 They interrupted his lunch break, I'd be pissed too pff

  • @fangorn23
    @fangorn23 11 місяців тому +10

    the cowl of the grey fox and its associated glichiness with the AI always felt oddly appropriate for a daedric artifact that was directly affecting people's minds

  • @oleksandrpankiv639
    @oleksandrpankiv639 7 місяців тому +1

    3:45
    That nord was a REAL dissappointment

  • @BionicSammich
    @BionicSammich Рік тому +4

    4:33 When the Skooma hits