I'll never get that scene where they are bickering about their love life before an entire classroom. If they wanted to go for realism, at least two people would've walked out of the classroom and someone else would be filling out an HR report.
@@caithenry8429 And the students definitely wouldn't just stay quiet like that, They would atleast whisper to each other.. People in my class would have roasted the hell out of them.
I'm not trying to take away from how horrible these movies are but I think he referred her to another thesis advisor in the second movie before their relationship officially began.
If it turns out that the baby actually survived and they end up adopting it, I will have to buy a copy of the novel just to throw it across the room in disgust.
Or the baby's alive because the mother staged the death so she could get away from Gabriel. He'll find them at the end of the trilogy and there will be a "touching" moment where he gets to say "Hi, Maya. I'm your daddy."
So in the original fan fiction, when the characters go to have the sex, Edward/Gabriel tells her to get on top (I think she ends up refusing) and puts on music to help keep the rhythm. The name of the song is "Lying in the Hands of God" by the Dave Matthews Band. Absolutely hilarious.
Chiming in late but: he's ashamed he "murdered" his baby, and she's like, "don't feel bad, remember, that same day, you were also predatory towards me, a minor!"
Kennie’s almost at 600k subscribers! Why aren’t we talking about this?! Also, she should launch some cool merch! 🤩 I bet she’d make some really nice stuff! 🥰
I don't know why but as soon as I heard Gabriel say " I am a murderer " I bust out laughing that I couldn't speak nor breath also my body kinda shut down when he said that line . Jesus that was funny to me 😂😂😭😭😭
The fact that majority of the consumers of this type of movie, i.e your fifty shades, twilight, kissing booth, after and all their older, younger, distant and adoptive siblings , are young teens and or around a pubescent age and will most probably be brainwashed into thinking these types of relationships are okay and healthy scares me. Why is this stuff romanticised for goodness sake, it's disturbing
hm idk abt gabriel’s inferno? my mum’s been obsessed w it for yrs now n she also loved 50 shade of grey😟 doesn’t surprise me that her choice in men have been questionable too LMAOO
@@mnemeikyu9299 I guess. Cause when, at least, twilight came out people my age were either barely teens if teens at all and people were obsessed. I never watched it, fifty shades and Kissing booth, to this day I still haven't but have watched reviews and I'm grateful I never did cause no. I still question why this stuff is romanticised 🥴
Don’t worry Kennie, the rest of the plot points will be addressed in future movies. I, unfortunately, read the whole series cause once I start a series, I don’t stop. But it was a miserable slog. But I look forward to your future Gabriel’s Inferno critiques.
Love how so many romance movies breeze past the conflict of one character wanting kids while the other doesn't, or in this case one character wanting kids and the other saying 'I've taken steps to make sure that doesn't happen.'
...wait are you saying that Gabriel left his child and wife to go be a freak to a teen??? And what's her face is STILL into him??? I'd have, at the very least, expected her to gasp and call him a cheater??? The bar is in hell with them.
As i understood they were not married, just had casual sex while both of them having serious drug problems and accidentally having a child, whom unfortunately died ... so technically he didn't cheat on her but kissing another woman on the day of your child's death is still a bit... questionable.
I love how these trilogies forget that they're not twilight anymore, so they don't introduce new characters. Like, you don't need to introduce James in a twilight fanfic, so all theses characters seem to come out of nowhere lol
Can we just...sign a petition to have sexually repressed, 40-some-ought wyte women/men banned from the erotica/romance genre? Because literally none of them know how to write it.
Why? They have as much a right to write awful fiction as anyone else. I’ve read fanfics written by ball sorts of people that is just awful. Erotica as a genre itself is difficult to write for as it always falls into toxic tropes.
@@FuzzyBunny28 See, and I normally agree with that. I'm talking about the fact that these shits always wind being made into MOVIES, and...who funds this stuff?!
When Kennie stated that she hasn’t really seen other people talk about it, I had an epiphany because I swear there is a middle aged mums coffee book club which I swear was dedicated to Passionflix
20:20 from what I can unfortunately remember from the book, (TW) he considers himself a murderer because the mother of his child started miscarrying for some reason (don’t remember if it was durgs related or not) and yes, he was so high he only discovered her after she had lost lots of blood and it was too late to save the mom and the baby at the hospital - again, don’t quote me on the details. very traumatised by that tragedy he promised to always provide for his ex, tattoo a huge dragon on his chest with the name of the late child inside of it and had a vasectomy to never pass on his genes since he hates himself so much and his bio dad, besides being loaded and transmitting Gabriel his fortune after he passed away, was a POS too according to him.
I know Kennie explains what Passionflix is when she talks about these movies, but somehow I always forget it's a real thing and I think it's just a word she made up for trashy movies on Netflix.
Tubi (which is free) has a lot of movies based on those cheesy "hood-drama" books that always have a title like "I fell in love with my ex's plug" and I would LOVE if you covered some of those. They look so bad lol
10:46 I STARTED SCREAMING WHEN SHE STARTED SINGING REPLAY 🥺🥺 Also, YESSS please make a video on the You series (like you did with Squid Game) so I don't have to watch the actual show 💀🧎🏽♀️🙇🏽♀️
them introducing the brother out of nowhere and then him just disappearing is ABSOLUTELY a symptom of this story's fanfiction origin. like if you're reading an AU twilight fanfiction and Emmet, for example, comes fuck all out of nowhere, you don't need to have it explained who he is or what connection he has to the characters because you already know him from reading/watching twilight. the author doesn't need to explain who he is so he doesn't, and I guess he forgot to change that when he turned the fanfic into a fucking book??
The whole "they were in love many years ago but he doesn't remember her" thing is so baffling to me. If this is based on a Twilight fanfic, I could actually understand it better if SHE didn't remember HIM, rather than the other way around. Like if Gabriel was an immortal vampire, it would make sense if they had met and fallen in love in her past life, and now he's meeting her again in the present day but it's like a reincarnated version of her and she is inexplicably drawn to him even though she can't remember meeting him. That would be a lot less insulting than "one of us doesn't remember our super romantic hookup because of drugs and alcohol abuse."
this triology is just prove that poorly made bad, toxic or dumb movies can still be slightly popular if at lest the two main protagonists are conventionally attractive take the after triology as another example *also* our queen is almost at 600k, so happy for her
I wonder how many obligatory Wattpad shmexy story plot lines they will try and fit in 12 MOVIES, like babes we all know that we the community of wine moms that watch these movies just want too long segs scenes with bomb music.
This definitely feels like a serially published fanfiction. The author has an idea, and the first part is just telling that idea, and then they run out of stuff to do but they don’t want to end it, so wild stuff happens out of nowhere and they forget to resolve it.
Ironically enough I had a Shinee Replay moment recently as well…deserved cause issa bop. But fr thanks for giving us quality content despite u slowly loosing sanity with this toxicity. I swear this movie series tortures me from how awful it is-12, 12 MOVIES WHO APPROVED THIS?! Well, the drama….
Rewatched the first two videos to even remember this convoluted “storyline” (or lack there of 😂). Thank you Kennie, for suffering through every shade of these Xeroxed Twilight parodies to bring us quality content. Also, CONGRATULATIONS in advanced for hitting 600K subs!! 🥰👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾👑🥂🍾💐🥳 🤸🏾♀️🏆🎉🎊🎈🎁 It’s beyond well deserved💖
I just realised the plot lines that kennie described as incomplete. Is the fanfiction parallels of when James attacks Bella and bites her. And when Charlie doesn't get along with Edward. And I think the author just didn't know what to do with it after, because that would require original thoughts.
Me: Assuming this was a trilogy and it was finally over because there's no way they can keep doing more of this crappy plot Kenny: the trailer of the next movie Me: THE WHAT?
im so mad, bc all of these plot points could have been interwoven *SO WELL* (particularly the creepy ex's RP/fathers inability to protect/dating mom of roommate who cheated w the ex) but they didnt care, like they were just doing a bullet point list of the plot's drama?? ngl definitely makes me think about Kennie's money laundering theory
Loved the unexpected SHINee moment lol. I remember when I was living in Korea and went to a noraebang with my classmates and I was on painkillers and my arm on a sling and I was singing this song and decided to do the MVP thing WITH my injured hand and..there was a collective groan of like secondary pain from everyone.
I’m pretty sure the lead getting bit and the “I took an innocent life” scenes were both plot points that the writer forgot to change from when it was a Twilight parody. 😅
Another trilogy down! Damn, Kennie is covering a lot of ground! Can't wait to see what she takes on next It's really such a shame bad movie reviewers are ignoring Passionflix. It's like Lifetime or Hallmark meets Cinemax and it's just horrible and it's amazing Twilight Trope #366: Only the romantic hero is allowed to rescue the heroine Twilight Trope #45: The hero and villain are basically the same person Twilight trope #170: there are no overarching villains that stay from book 1 to the end and conflict is extremely easily resolved Twilight trope: #220: Hero feels guilty about vague thing in past that wasn't his fault #221: "You're a great person, horrible person!" "MY PTSD IS OVER!" #16: the entire series is building up to sex #23: all the supporting characters will be dropped as soon as their plot function is over "We finally beat her virginity!" That is such a teen thing. Virginity is the final boss!
not me going through your entire channel because i love your content and letting out an actual scream when you mentioned shinee.... i knew i trusted you for a reason 💎
Now we just need Kennie to react to the Mortal Instruments movie and then the Harry Potter chapter of Movies based off of stories based off of fanfics of popular book series will be complete.
I saw Mortal Instruments in theaters and I remember having the strongest urge to walk out when Lily Colin’s made a dog joke to one of the werewolves but I didn’t because I didn’t feel like getting up. Also, the dude that played the main villain made it semi-watchable for me.
I'm scared to watch Mortal Instruments because I actually like the books and I don't want the movie to ruin it for me. The TV show was okay but it didn't stick to the storyline. I think she should review The Lightning Thief, too.
My own theory has always been: If you can't wrap it up by the 5th season, you're doing something wrong. Seems that number is decreasing by the years as shows get shitty sometimes by the second season. As for movies... I'll take a 12 part piece of shit over yet another fucking Hollywood Remake (TM) Edit* omfg you werent joking when you said the s3x scene is literally a quarter of the movie. It's 23 minutes long wtf. I've seen gangbangs that were shorter.
watching this on saturday night with a sleeve of cookies and a hair mask in. self care is watching the light leave kennie's eyes whenever she has to watch another one of these damn movies until she looks how you feel LOL
i would like to bring up a series i've watched on tv with my mom recently its called "flowers in the attic" and omg it was such an entertaining and disgusting mess we literally agreed to never tell anyone we know that we watched that shit XD it has every trigger warning one could think of and it keeps getting weirder and weirder i'd love to see your reaction on it !
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Kennie's brain started playing Shinee's Replay as a coping mechanism after she realised she watched all three of these movies.
NOONA NEOMU YEPPEO 😭😭😭
@@ponderingmyexistence3884 MICHEO 😩😩
@@airak6853 REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY
old shinee songs are the best coping mechanism 😌✨
@@lxckystars__ exactly 😌💅🏽
If you pay close attention, you can see the light leaving Kennie's eyes every time she reviews Gabriel's Inferno.
Wow….. what an astute observation! I just realized that……
Her soul is slowly withering away….. and we’re watching happily.
😂😂😂
She is slowly dying inside each time she talks about this series
So she's becoming a passion flix leading love interest.
🍀👍🍀👍🌏🇲🇨
not only her professor BUT thesis advisor, the ethics on this IS WILD
What ethics 💀
he's her thesis advisor??????? that shit wouldnt fly at all irl wtf??????????
I'll never get that scene where they are bickering about their love life before an entire classroom. If they wanted to go for realism, at least two people would've walked out of the classroom and someone else would be filling out an HR report.
@@caithenry8429 And the students definitely wouldn't just stay quiet like that, They would atleast whisper to each other.. People in my class would have roasted the hell out of them.
I'm not trying to take away from how horrible these movies are but I think he referred her to another thesis advisor in the second movie before their relationship officially began.
That "I'm a murderer" line out of nowhere had me laughing so hard my side hurts. Oml
"This is the skin of a KILLER" vibes
I read this comment before watching the moment and it still sent me into laughing fit lol
Glad I wasn't the only one who laughed.
I was about to comment this, the way he said it was HILARIOUS
omg samee lmao
Its wild to think that without Twilight, we probably wouldn't have half the movies in this mildly entertaining, hot garbage, romance genre.
you're rlly pretty omg
You right, it all stems from Twilight😂
And as a person that never liked the Twilight franchise, it makes even more unironic
twilight really was the pioneer for bad romance movies
Twilight truly was a cultural reset.
If it turns out that the baby actually survived and they end up adopting it, I will have to buy a copy of the novel just to throw it across the room in disgust.
Or the baby's alive because the mother staged the death so she could get away from Gabriel. He'll find them at the end of the trilogy and there will be a "touching" moment where he gets to say "Hi, Maya. I'm your daddy."
That's some old soap opera drama shit 🤣
Damn, I thought the baby passed due to complications since they were both on drugs.
I crying at this comment 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Gabriel’s Inferno, very fitting name since each movie feels like entering a new circle of hell.
🤣🤣🤣🤣every day we stray away from God's light
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When it comes to these kind of romance stories, if you tweak a few lines of dialogue it can easily feel like a psychological thriller lol.
Just change the music and then bam a thriller movie
💯🤣🤦🏽♀️
Can't believe I've been a home skillet biscuit for over a year now and I still don't know what it means
And I have been for 3 years. Still don't know what it means 😆
It's just another slang for homie like a friend 😂
it means homie
Dude I've searched for it in her videos to know the origin story why she say it
Didn't know shit
Sooo i feel you
It's slang for friend. In an episode of That's So Raven, Raven says that
So in the original fan fiction, when the characters go to have the sex, Edward/Gabriel tells her to get on top (I think she ends up refusing) and puts on music to help keep the rhythm. The name of the song is "Lying in the Hands of God" by the Dave Matthews Band. Absolutely hilarious.
I'm sorry but this is so funny to me 💀
I…..thanks, I hate it….
That is hilarious
Now we all know DAMN well these two characters can't keep up with a beat for shiet, so I don't even know why the author tried it 🤣🤣
🤨🤣🤦🏽♀️
this trilogy or whatever is just like 2021: an inferno that won't end
The little kitten in your profile image is providing me with my daily dose of serotonin:'))♡♡
Hang in there bestie, it'll (hopefully... I pray) be over soon.
I feel you sincerely. At the end the of 2020 we were hopeful. It turns out that we were naive. It's an appropriate comparison.
I wouldn't go that far.
2022: welcome in the next circle of hell.
"back when i was a soda machine, i was full of coke" gonna be my new response to anyone asking about what i was up to in my 20's
Chiming in late but: he's ashamed he "murdered" his baby, and she's like, "don't feel bad, remember, that same day, you were also predatory towards me, a minor!"
"I blame everything on Elon Musk"
Kennie is wise beyond her years
Ad roll Kennie saying she looks a mess when she cute. She real cute
Ad roll kennie is the real mvp you’re absolutely right 🥺
Kennie’s almost at 600k subscribers! Why aren’t we talking about this?! Also, she should launch some cool merch! 🤩 I bet she’d make some really nice stuff! 🥰
Congratulations Ken! I'll be FIRST in line to buy me a Home Skillet Biscuit shirt!😁😁😁🥰🥰🥰
Girlie deserves 1M
I mean she doesn't promote her music or wishtrend collab, i doubt she'll celebrate almost being at 600k but anyway...
The first UA-cam I’d actually buy merch from on god
I would definitely a buy" brooding hot 25 year old teenageerrrrr!!" Shirt or something lol
Kennie getting Shinee's Replay stuck in my head halfway through this video made the movie feel even more like a fever dream.
I don't know why but as soon as I heard Gabriel say " I am a murderer " I bust out laughing that I couldn't speak nor breath also my body kinda shut down when he said that line .
Jesus that was funny to me 😂😂😭😭😭
No, because why did he have to say it like that 😂 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 me 2 I'm going to hell
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The fact that majority of the consumers of this type of movie, i.e your fifty shades, twilight, kissing booth, after and all their older, younger, distant and adoptive siblings , are young teens and or around a pubescent age and will most probably be brainwashed into thinking these types of relationships are okay and healthy scares me. Why is this stuff romanticised for goodness sake, it's disturbing
I feel like twilight, fifty shades and this one have predominantly middle-aged women as consumers. Minimum, it's got to be fifty-fifty, right?
hm idk abt gabriel’s inferno? my mum’s been obsessed w it for yrs now n she also loved 50 shade of grey😟 doesn’t surprise me that her choice in men have been questionable too LMAOO
@@mnemeikyu9299 I guess. Cause when, at least, twilight came out people my age were either barely teens if teens at all and people were obsessed. I never watched it, fifty shades and Kissing booth, to this day I still haven't but have watched reviews and I'm grateful I never did cause no. I still question why this stuff is romanticised 🥴
@@AngelCaz7 😩🤣
the shinee ad-lib was everything, had me screaming NOONA NEOMU YEPPEOOOO at 3am lol
I would like hear your thoughts about ‘You’. I only watched the first season and then got bored so I would like to know if I’m an outlier lol.
You made it through a WHOLE SEASON Bru- 😭✋🏽I stopped at episode 5... I couldn't do it
@@thando2c 😩🤣🤣
Don’t worry Kennie, the rest of the plot points will be addressed in future movies. I, unfortunately, read the whole series cause once I start a series, I don’t stop. But it was a miserable slog. But I look forward to your future Gabriel’s Inferno critiques.
The whole series?!? May angels heal your soul.
THERE ARE MORE MOVIES?!
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you read ALL of it? you deserve therapy for that 🤣
The fourth book pissed me off cus Julia has health issues that are never addressed and there's a stalker that is never addressed 🤦♀️
Love how so many romance movies breeze past the conflict of one character wanting kids while the other doesn't, or in this case one character wanting kids and the other saying 'I've taken steps to make sure that doesn't happen.'
...wait are you saying that Gabriel left his child and wife to go be a freak to a teen??? And what's her face is STILL into him??? I'd have, at the very least, expected her to gasp and call him a cheater??? The bar is in hell with them.
As i understood they were not married, just had casual sex while both of them having serious drug problems and accidentally having a child, whom unfortunately died ... so technically he didn't cheat on her but kissing another woman on the day of your child's death is still a bit... questionable.
I actually choked on my Taco Bell when that "I'm a murderer" line was dropped
🤣🤣🤣 Girl I read this as it came on and I nearly choked from laughter
So specific, though. 🤔🤣🤣💀💀💀
"It's a tale as old as time - an abuse man" I spat out my drink and almost choked to death lmao
I love how these trilogies forget that they're not twilight anymore, so they don't introduce new characters. Like, you don't need to introduce James in a twilight fanfic, so all theses characters seem to come out of nowhere lol
Can we just...sign a petition to have sexually repressed, 40-some-ought wyte women/men banned from the erotica/romance genre? Because literally none of them know how to write it.
Why? They have as much a right to write awful fiction as anyone else. I’ve read fanfics written by ball sorts of people that is just awful. Erotica as a genre itself is difficult to write for as it always falls into toxic tropes.
@@FuzzyBunny28 See, and I normally agree with that. I'm talking about the fact that these shits always wind being made into MOVIES, and...who funds this stuff?!
Then they’ll just channel that energy somewhere else, but worse.
Please not, those are my guilty pleasure, they are so bad 😭😭
When Kennie stated that she hasn’t really seen other people talk about it, I had an epiphany because I swear there is a middle aged mums coffee book club which I swear was dedicated to Passionflix
It'd be fun to have a You video in the way you did Squid game or Euphoria so you can discuss the specific thing you want
Give us a You video. I’d love to hear your take on the characters. Probably similar to mine and a lot of people but I’m here for it sis. Make it!
20:20 from what I can unfortunately remember from the book, (TW)
he considers himself a murderer because the mother of his child started miscarrying for some reason (don’t remember if it was durgs related or not) and yes, he was so high he only discovered her after she had lost lots of blood and it was too late to save the mom and the baby at the hospital - again, don’t quote me on the details. very traumatised by that tragedy he promised to always provide for his ex, tattoo a huge dragon on his chest with the name of the late child inside of it and had a vasectomy to never pass on his genes since he hates himself so much and his bio dad, besides being loaded and transmitting Gabriel his fortune after he passed away, was a POS too according to him.
Day 3 of asking Kennie to review the Korean horror movie, “Midnight” (2021). HAS THE SAME GUY FROM SQUID GAME. Wi Hajoon :)
Is the movie any good?
@@Auriel5 I personally think it is pretty good, just a lot of plot holes lol
@@bekywiththegoodhairwashere3364 thank you!
Hi co-requester✋✋✋
Try twitter you probably have a higher chance of her seeing it there
I would love a video about ‘You’ and any other TV show, honestly.
In case the next movie isn't out yet, I am calling it now. His tubes magically untied themselves and she is pregnant now (because Twilight).
12 MOVIES ! Guess I’m in this inferno for life, turn up the thotty monk music 😩
KJD’s consistency with posting is making me want to be a more responsible adult.
I would just like to say that I lost it after that "I'm a murderer" line. Bruh I laughed for 10 minutes straight.
Me 22222 I'm screaming laughing
This is the skin of a killer Bella. Whoops wrong movie.
I know Kennie explains what Passionflix is when she talks about these movies, but somehow I always forget it's a real thing and I think it's just a word she made up for trashy movies on Netflix.
Tubi (which is free) has a lot of movies based on those cheesy "hood-drama" books that always have a title like "I fell in love with my ex's plug" and I would LOVE if you covered some of those. They look so bad lol
the fact that you might have to make another 9 of these
i'm scared
18:50
It's giving, "THIS is the skin of a killer, Bella."
10:46 I STARTED SCREAMING WHEN SHE STARTED SINGING REPLAY 🥺🥺
Also, YESSS please make a video on the You series (like you did with Squid Game) so I don't have to watch the actual show 💀🧎🏽♀️🙇🏽♀️
At this point it's just Kennie's Inferno
And she's roasting bad movies over the flames of that inferno
Lmao
them introducing the brother out of nowhere and then him just disappearing is ABSOLUTELY a symptom of this story's fanfiction origin. like if you're reading an AU twilight fanfiction and Emmet, for example, comes fuck all out of nowhere, you don't need to have it explained who he is or what connection he has to the characters because you already know him from reading/watching twilight. the author doesn't need to explain who he is so he doesn't, and I guess he forgot to change that when he turned the fanfic into a fucking book??
That was the randomest SHINee Replay mention ever, now it's stuck in my head.
The whole "they were in love many years ago but he doesn't remember her" thing is so baffling to me. If this is based on a Twilight fanfic, I could actually understand it better if SHE didn't remember HIM, rather than the other way around. Like if Gabriel was an immortal vampire, it would make sense if they had met and fallen in love in her past life, and now he's meeting her again in the present day but it's like a reincarnated version of her and she is inexplicably drawn to him even though she can't remember meeting him. That would be a lot less insulting than "one of us doesn't remember our super romantic hookup because of drugs and alcohol abuse."
So sorry you had to go through all three of these films.
But also.
Thank you for going through all three of these films.
I was mildly surprised when Kenny started to sing Replay, mostly because (for some) reason I always forget she was a Kpop stan lol
They are not having sex because she needs to finish her semester and not have him be her professor anymore. Yes, I love cringe content😔😅
this triology is just prove that poorly made bad, toxic or dumb movies can still be slightly popular if at lest the two main protagonists are conventionally attractive take the after triology as another example
*also* our queen is almost at 600k, so happy for her
Yes please- I’d be here for “You” hot takes/thoughts
Kennie singing Shinee's Replay is something I never knew I needed in my life
"I'm a murder, I took an innocent life" you win this time, movie
The second Kennie mentioned Replay, my brain went, "Noona, NomUU YeApoO..."
I salute Kennie for doing what I can’t, watching “bad movies” all the way through
I wonder how many obligatory Wattpad shmexy story plot lines they will try and fit in 12 MOVIES, like babes we all know that we the community of wine moms that watch these movies just want too long segs scenes with bomb music.
This definitely feels like a serially published fanfiction. The author has an idea, and the first part is just telling that idea, and then they run out of stuff to do but they don’t want to end it, so wild stuff happens out of nowhere and they forget to resolve it.
Ironically enough I had a Shinee Replay moment recently as well…deserved cause issa bop. But fr thanks for giving us quality content despite u slowly loosing sanity with this toxicity. I swear this movie series tortures me from how awful it is-12, 12 MOVIES WHO APPROVED THIS?! Well, the drama….
Best birthday gift ever, a kennie trying to bring life into a numb boring romance movie🥺😌
Kennie: "Its just so damn long."
Me: THATS WHAT SHE SAID *giggle snort*
18:49 I was expecting him to say some bs like "I stole a book from the library" or sumn.
I was caught thoroughly off guard
Rewatched the first two videos to even remember this convoluted “storyline” (or lack there of 😂). Thank you Kennie, for suffering through every shade of these Xeroxed Twilight parodies to bring us quality content. Also, CONGRATULATIONS in advanced for hitting 600K subs!! 🥰👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾👑🥂🍾💐🥳 🤸🏾♀️🏆🎉🎊🎈🎁 It’s beyond well deserved💖
I just realised the plot lines that kennie described as incomplete. Is the fanfiction parallels of when James attacks Bella and bites her. And when Charlie doesn't get along with Edward. And I think the author just didn't know what to do with it after, because that would require original thoughts.
After being throughly dumbfounded by the sheer “no thought head empty” energy of this movie, the one good thing is that HEYYYYY CONGRATS ON THE 600K!
the fact i’m still stuck on the fact that kennie knows shinee and can sing replay off the top of her head is blowing me rn shawols unite?
Yes please. I’d like you. I stopped watching after the first season but I’d totally watch your take on it.
Kennie: I love trash
Me: 🎶 I LOVE TRASH EVERYTHING DIRTY AND NIFTY AND RUSTY 🎶😂
Me: Assuming this was a trilogy and it was finally over because there's no way they can keep doing more of this crappy plot
Kenny: the trailer of the next movie
Me: THE WHAT?
Same. I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER
Only for you kennie is my brain not operating on nigerian timing🤣
im so mad, bc all of these plot points could have been interwoven *SO WELL* (particularly the creepy ex's RP/fathers inability to protect/dating mom of roommate who cheated w the ex) but they didnt care, like they were just doing a bullet point list of the plot's drama?? ngl definitely makes me think about Kennie's money laundering theory
I found out the person who wrote these is Canadian and it’s supposed to take place in Toronto…we as Canadians do not claim this.
They said “we know you’ve waited three movies for the smut so here you go we made it extra long for you” honestly kinda thoughtful
10:46: Sing it! I love that song. 💞
"Drugs and my dissertation" took me out 😭😭😭😭
18:01 I ACTUALLY ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE THATS MY NAME AND I DONT WANT TO REMEMBER MY NAME AS PART OF THIS MOVIE
It’s like fifty shades of grey but make it ✨fantasy✨
I’d rather have Gabriel than Christian, and I detest Gabriel.
Loved the unexpected SHINee moment lol. I remember when I was living in Korea and went to a noraebang with my classmates and I was on painkillers and my arm on a sling and I was singing this song and decided to do the MVP thing WITH my injured hand and..there was a collective groan of like secondary pain from everyone.
OH MY GOD BRAIN-CELL SEPPUKU HAS NEVER FELT BETTER
PLSDDSS NOT ME REWATCHING THIS WITH REPLAY STUCK IN MY HEAD
I’m pretty sure the lead getting bit and the “I took an innocent life” scenes were both plot points that the writer forgot to change from when it was a Twilight parody. 😅
Girl, if she didn't like season 3 of You, she must have HATED You season 4.
Another trilogy down! Damn, Kennie is covering a lot of ground! Can't wait to see what she takes on next
It's really such a shame bad movie reviewers are ignoring Passionflix. It's like Lifetime or Hallmark meets Cinemax and it's just horrible and it's amazing
Twilight Trope #366: Only the romantic hero is allowed to rescue the heroine
Twilight Trope #45: The hero and villain are basically the same person
Twilight trope #170: there are no overarching villains that stay from book 1 to the end and conflict is extremely easily resolved
Twilight trope: #220: Hero feels guilty about vague thing in past that wasn't his fault
#221: "You're a great person, horrible person!" "MY PTSD IS OVER!"
#16: the entire series is building up to sex
#23: all the supporting characters will be dropped as soon as their plot function is over
"We finally beat her virginity!" That is such a teen thing. Virginity is the final boss!
not me going through your entire channel because i love your content and letting out an actual scream when you mentioned shinee.... i knew i trusted you for a reason 💎
Never clicked so fast
The little bit of SHINee makes me happy
I didn’t think they’d have enough budget to make 3 of these
Now we just need Kennie to react to the Mortal Instruments movie and then the Harry Potter chapter of Movies based off of stories based off of fanfics of popular book series will be complete.
I saw Mortal Instruments in theaters and I remember having the strongest urge to walk out when Lily Colin’s made a dog joke to one of the werewolves but I didn’t because I didn’t feel like getting up. Also, the dude that played the main villain made it semi-watchable for me.
I'm scared to watch Mortal Instruments because I actually like the books and I don't want the movie to ruin it for me. The TV show was okay but it didn't stick to the storyline.
I think she should review The Lightning Thief, too.
@@tasha5074 it really isn’t worth it. Most likely the series did a better job than the movie.
YESSSSS
Is the movie anywhere near as bad as the books?
I’m disgustingly invested 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 EL OH EL
I heard that the first movie from the second book is out and my mind immediately went to Kennie doing her review
Kennie: 12 movies
Me, rewinds: excuse me
Yessssss!!! PLEASE do the You series!!! I haven't watched the third season yet, but I freaking love the show!😅
Another reason to love the weekend! Thank you for the content
I appreciate the Shinee's Replay plug
That "Gabriel please" line singlehandedly made me hate the protagonist. Holy shit she's always been annoying but that broke my patience with her.
It's the way I won't watch these movies but genuinely enjoy your reviews on them 😁
My own theory has always been: If you can't wrap it up by the 5th season, you're doing something wrong.
Seems that number is decreasing by the years as shows get shitty sometimes by the second season.
As for movies... I'll take a 12 part piece of shit over yet another fucking Hollywood Remake (TM)
Edit* omfg you werent joking when you said the s3x scene is literally a quarter of the movie. It's 23 minutes long wtf. I've seen gangbangs that were shorter.
“It’s 23 minutes long wtf. I’ve seen gangbangs that were shorter”
When I tell you I *lost* it-
“I’m a murderer.”
Ad, immediately after this line: Perfect!
watching this on saturday night with a sleeve of cookies and a hair mask in. self care is watching the light leave kennie's eyes whenever she has to watch another one of these damn movies until she looks how you feel LOL
i would like to bring up a series i've watched on tv with my mom recently its called "flowers in the attic" and omg it was such an entertaining and disgusting mess we literally agreed to never tell anyone we know that we watched that shit XD it has every trigger warning one could think of and it keeps getting weirder and weirder i'd love to see your reaction on it !
Yep