Kendall: "something about his face just makes me highly uncomfortable" Me, who has just seen said face for the first time: He looks like what you would expect if a Ken doll was brought to life by a sex doll company...
I think a huge part of why that dude is so uncanny looking is that either through genetics, makeup or lighting, every square centimeter of his face is exactly the same uniform color. Like, his lips aren't darker or redder, there's no shine or highlight on his upper brow or the bridge of his nose. I feel like if I tried color picking his face I'd get the same shade no matter where I clicked.
Fanfic: You’re in Costco standing in line for your third sample of mozzarella balls. You’re next in line and about to take your sample when you hear: Massimo: yOu LoSt bAbY gOrL? It’s Massimo, your true love, standing in a Costco uniform guarding the samples.
Basically once a publisher decides they want a book to succeed, they really push for it. So it has a higher chance of being an NYT bestseller compared to other books.
These days you gotta judge books by how they sell on Amazon, since that's used by actual people, and afaik isn't influenced by bookstores ordering a ton of books that don't sell
The actor's face reminds me of that one episode of Gumball when he wants to look good for the school picture so he turns his face into the "perfect face" with sharp jawline and sharp cheekbones and he thinks that he is the most handsome man in the world while everyone else is looking at him like he is a monster.
Fun fact: Tosca Musk is the founder of Passionflix. In case that name sounds familiar, she is Elon Musk's sister. They even made some movies together under Musk Entertainment before the creation of Passionflix. I feel like that family is literally everywhere.
“Unblinking Male Love Interest” - one of the great hallmarks of bad acting in a lousy romantic drama. EDIT: Thanks for 1K likes and more! And trust me, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan in me could devise a season 13 around all of these movies.
"Physically constipated acting" lol, so true! The whole time I got the feeling that the actors were super awkward/ uncomfortable about the lines and it showed...
So true. All it does is make me want to swear off chocolate for weeks (which is amazing since I LOVE chocolate). Kind of like how the 50 Shades franchise made it slightly more difficult for me to enjoy eating delicious ice cream without thinking of THAT scene, lol.
I think this dude looks creepy because he's like the personification of Christian Bale in American Psycho and it triggers the fight or flight response of anyone who has seen that movie or snippets of it.
At least Christian Bale knows how to be charismatic and is an actually good actor. The dude in this movie delivers all his lines like a robot trying and failing to mimic human emotion.
A lot of these “sexy” or “dominant” scenes are taken from 50 shades and just done really crappy. And just like 50, mommy issues. Rich guy. Surveillance.
Especially following the woman to Atlanta because she is not, under any circumstances, allowed breathe anywhere he can't supervise. I'm almost positive that happened in FSoG.
@@asenseofyarning5614 Yeah, it happened in either the first or second movie when Ana went to visit her mom in Atlanta and Christian took a flight and followed her there lol like wtf is this guy doing
Kinky people forcing their way into the conversation like uwu if you just gaslight the woman into saying yes it's like super wholesome and stuff. Normalising controlling and hurting women is like so woke and feminist *mindless giggle*
@@nickywal Whoop, found the terf For the uninitiated: that ain't kink, it's manipulation, but conflating the two is standard radfem rhetoric--sex is abuse unless you do it their way.
Serial killers that are poor and ugly: OMG Terrifying criminal minds plot. Serial killers that are hot and rich: Yaz Zaddy show those blank emotions 😘😘😍😍😜💖💖💖💖
I physically recoiled at “my 🐔 inside you” and my arm hairs stood on end at “don’t make me turn you into one of them.” This movie triggered my Fight or Flight response.
@@aqua5399 “I’m too dangerous for you..” and then he proceeds to literally baseline level emotionally abuse the woman throughout the entire fucking film 😭😭😭😭😭
IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD? I was watching on my phone and just instantly pressed the screen lock button, flipped it screen down and said, “WHATDIDHESAAAAAYYYY???”
"The Way He Looks" is a very good gay romance movie about a blind highschool student. I would absolutely reccomend it if yours like to see more blind leads!
Lmao not only do his expressions never change, his tone and speed of talking is literally the same with every word, and every line he says! What is that? A robot?
"Last time we were here, I got copy claimed by freaking MGM because I talked about their 26-year-old shitbag movie Showgirls. I will give you your pennies 'cause obviously you're starving, Oliver Twist." LMFAOOOO
People here in New York read erotica on public transportation... New York Times bestsellers list is not difficult to get on🤷🏾♀️ That cardi meme got me wheezin 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Listen. We have seen some bad ish on this series... but this is THE WORST acting out of all the movies we’ve watched. The WORRRSSSTTT. I can’t handle how bad the acting is in this movie lol
That "Mine" part made me cave in on myself. I guess you see it in written fiction sometimes, but hearing it is so much worse and I want to become a nun.
Kennie talking about the male main protagonist: Not this guy giving me chopping me up and putting me in the freezer so that he can eat me throughout the year tease. Me talking about the male main protagonist: He's giving me real Hash Slinging Slasher tease!!!! IYKYK
true, at least edward was semi-emotive and got upset sometimes. this guy just stares and simulates emotions like an alien who doesn't quite understand how to blend into human society yet, so everything he does just comes across as uncanny, lmao
@@oakeii still never getting over his dead eyed stare in any of those movies. God, twilight was SUCH a horrific car crash you just could NOT look away from.
Movie about a blind person dating that I highly recommend: A Patch of Blue. I think it's from 1965 or something like that. About a blind, uneducated white woman who lives in an abusive household who meets and has a conversation with a highly educated black man and they fall in love through their conversations. It's really good. :D
@@sweep8311 There are actually quite a few little gems like this one out there. Most of them are either old enough to have been forgotten or have drowned in the market due to a lack of promotion. Or they're what constitutes "foreign" films. Another forgotten gem from the olden days is I Walked With A Zombie from 1947-ish which is of course about zombies, but also about race relations and an appeal to look at each other with compassion and empathy. It's really good. Also check out Freaks from 1932 which had a main cast consisting almost entirely of deformed or disabled people and is about our perception of people and who really is and isn't a monster. It was completely bashed back in the day for being inappropriate and immoral, but it was really just ahead of its time and also an appeal to treat people who look funny as people instead of circus animals. Try also the classic 12 Angry Men if you are on a justice marathon. That one is utterly fantastic. I could go on forever, but there are many great movies out there that delivers on these kinds of issues without making a mockery out of it. We just have to dig a little to find them :D
@@plantemor i can understand your interest in old movies, theres something about them thats missing in a lot more recent movies. i feel like a lot of movies nowadays focus more on aesthetics than the story... Ill def try to check these out someday, the problem is mostly where lol. thank you!
@@sweep8311 haha yeah, you'te sometimes lucky to find them on youtube if the movies are old and obscure enough, but I've mostly visited "illegal" streaming sites to watch them btw the zombie movie is from 1943 and not 47. It's very interesting to me that it came out during the time it did! Also, you're so right. I do like newer movies as well and a lot of the good ones I've seen handle these topics of otherness really well. They released the adaptation of Wonder some years back. I think 2017 but I'm not sure. It have Julia Roberts and Owen Wilson in it. I read the book so I wasn't happy with the casting but they actually did a good job. Wonder is about a boy who is born with a deformity called Treacher Collins syndrome. The movie and book is about how this boy is making the transition from being homeschooled to going to a normal school and the bullying and friendships he find and along the way. It is so beautiful and the movie adaptation did a good job. I absolutely adore the book. You get everybody's perspective on what it's like to have this life changing disability so close to you. It's just so incredibly beautiful and written with immense amounts of emptathy. Lucky that translates to the movie as well. Most mainstream movies we have fed to us are often rather mindless entertainment and it can feel very daunting to try and find worthwhile cinema. The old movies are easy to spot because they have stood the test of time. The movies that will stand the test of time now are still fighting for attention from all the mindless entertainment we have blasted in our directions all the time. They will get their time to shine, though ^^ If you haven't, another modern movie that deals with subjects of otherness really well is the Ghibli movie When Marnie Was Here. It's a bit of a character study of two girls who are very different but tied together by bottomless loneliness. One has been neglected by her upper class parents for ages and the other is an orphan with astma and anxiety/anger issues. I bawl like a baby everytime I watch that one. It completely destroys me. And I totally agree with you and the style over substance trend we see with a lot of movies. It's really sad.
the whole "main character has more chemistry with a character they're in one scene with then they have with the main heartthrob throughout the whole movie" seems like... actually somewhat common in shitty romance movies, I've noticed? idk how they keep doing that but it happens quite often, it's weird
The scene with her blackmailing the reporter pissed me off. The brother was right, that is her job and she had no right to throw a fit after she dug up the dirt she was digging for. I hated how the brother just dropped it right after.
Good Girls is a great example of how to successfully portray these types of relationships. Everyone knows this is bad news: The characters, the writers, and the audience know they will end up dead and/or in jail but damn if I’m not here for every damn second of it! 🙌🏾
His attractiveness is odd because he's too perfectly attractive I find guys that look like that. I find people that look like that slightly creepy even though they're attractive 😂
His face is actually really pretty when he smiles. It's his stiff, lack of expression acting that puts his face in the uncanny valley territory. I bet he's cute with normal face expressions and movement.
Its like the don’t even try to make the guy attractive at all...like, they mistake confidence with low effort and lack of investment, they don’t even have to take off their pants while they are doing it. They don’t need to charm her, or see something beautiful or attractive in her...she just is drawn to him for no reason and he likes only likes that she is drawn to him. no chemistry, no love, not even just physical attraction, so empty
It’s an incel joke
thanks for the clarification
Thx
Thank you for explaining now I can feel smart
I still dont understand
What's your sun sign??? We are moon and rising twinies!
"Im gonna kiss you😐"
"No youre not😐"
WHY ARE THEY SO MONOTONE PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK😭
Who read the WTF in the loud screeching meme voice😂😂😂
Just me... oh ok🥲
GOD THAT SCENE WAS ACTED WORSE THAN A HIGH SCHOOL PLAY
@@lavalu1137 LMAO😂
Oh god that part was so terrible... what even is acting 😂😂😂
@@lavalu1137 YES ME omg the meme voice just fit like a glove with those capital letters, it came naturally.
"Don't toy with me, it's beneath you" "I want you beneath me".
What in the 14 year old fanfiction writer
14 year olds have written better shit than this 😭😭
This is something I would've read on wattpad at the ripe old age of 14 akdjdjkekzjc
As a teenage fanfic writer, I can write better than this. I know it’s definitely not the best out there, but it’s MILES better than this crap.
Nah, it's more like a 40 year suburban housewife who hasn't read a book since highschool fanfiction writer than a 14 year old one. 👀
We write better than this you think we write this dry shit, no? We need angst, emotion trauma backstory everything overexplained Biatch
*"When they go low, go even lower. Go to hell"*
- Kennie J.D.
💀💀
I need to use this
🧡 Michelle 2.0 lol
Lil Nas X took that a bit too literally lmao
@@SnoozinOnSaturday I'm watching a video about his bs rn.
😩😩💀💀💀
Kendall: "something about his face just makes me highly uncomfortable"
Me, who has just seen said face for the first time: He looks like what you would expect if a Ken doll was brought to life by a sex doll company...
This is it. This is the comment, I'm deceased. You completely nailed what I thought he looked like
he looks realistically cgi-ed but in a weirdly unrealisitic way at the same time..
Lol, he actually does!!!!😱😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@thatsdisco Uncanny Valley FTW!
YES! How did you nail that!
“I want YOU beneath me.” 👀
I immediately flashed back to “areyoulostbabygirl”
I can’t go back there...
When I tell u I GAGGED 😂😭
😂😂😂😂
I’m wheezing
“I can’t go back there”
STAHHHP! 🤣 I'm choking on my Starbucks
😂😂😂OMG STOOOP
"I'm gonna kiss you."
"No, you're not."
"Try and stop me."
"Jackson..."
"Shut up, Gia."
That entire scene made my butthole die.
This is criminally under liked 🤣🤣
“Made my butthole die” is an insult only a genius could come up with,
my ass fell off
@@abookishmess deadass, I laugh so damn hard everytime I replay that scene
In Kennie's words, my vulva fell off.
Alternate movie title: “Touch-starved alien stalks local business woman while bootleg royalty-free music plays”
Lmao yes
Put this on the back of the dvd!
Yaaasss lmao 😆
Holy shit lmfaoo 😂😂😂
Oh like that lol
“Serial killer:” okay that’s fine in a movie
“Unblinking male:” omg this is gonna be disturbing
Right that's the final straw for me
Someone told this man that strong eye contact is sexy and he just took that to mean “don’t blink, ever.”
Maybe he’s a Doctor Who fan.
HC Iapetus Don't disrespect the fandom like that. We deserve better 😩
Kennie: "And that's the movie"
Me: "Ew"
Kennie: "I know."
"Ew"
"Ew"
“Ew”
@@svnny18 ew
A better sequence of events than “I want you beneath me”
Is any one else uncomfortable by how Jackson's lips are the same color as his skin, and the just dead monotony of his voice.
Yes it looks like he put foundation on his lips.
I noticed this and it bothered me so much!!! 😬
I’m black and my lips do that🥲
His soul left his body and now he's dead inside. I am 100% sure
@@Eve.003y
Oh no you didn't. 🤣🤣🤣 that explains why he doesn't blink. You have solved the mystery.
I think a huge part of why that dude is so uncanny looking is that either through genetics, makeup or lighting, every square centimeter of his face is exactly the same uniform color. Like, his lips aren't darker or redder, there's no shine or highlight on his upper brow or the bridge of his nose. I feel like if I tried color picking his face I'd get the same shade no matter where I clicked.
Because his skin is silicone over a metal body
Omg literally 💀😂
@@OctoberLotus not the beep boop
oh my god you're right
HOLY SHIT!! That’s totally it!!! I couldn’t pinpoint what it was that made him so uncanny but now that you say that I can’t unsee it!
Why does this movie look so... ASHY? The filter. The acting. Everything about it is just so dry.
I feel like they were tryna go for the ‘romantic’ vibe?anyway it sucks and looks depressing
The pic matches yo post so well 🤣🤣
If they don't slap some Vaseline on this film, my goodness.
@@musamoshe8643 😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG
It kind of reminds me of those low grade day soap operas.
"NO. She's considering f**king him because HE BLINKS." I wheezed at this part xD
Fanfic:
You’re in Costco standing in line for your third sample of mozzarella balls. You’re next in line and about to take your sample when you hear:
Massimo: yOu LoSt bAbY gOrL?
It’s Massimo, your true love, standing in a Costco uniform guarding the samples.
😭😭
Thank you so much for this LOL. This made me laugh so hard
gorl 😂😂😂
Please don't ruin mozzarella (or samples @ a store) for me. 😫💀
😂😂
When a man doesn’t blink it’s a threat 👀
I think he got this from Elizabeth holmes..she never blinks.
There’s a blinking quota
When a man.... it's a threat
“Hello...9-1-1”😅
Knew a cute guy in high school who never blinked and that attraction was flushed down the drain in a second
"spells out 'boobs' on a calculator energy"
"The brick with legs"
😂🤣
"Handsome squidward" 🐙 🦑 🐙
Kennie's roasts belong in r/rareinsults 😂😂😂
@@aateeq2451 That has its own page? 😂
Gia: “Don’t toy with me, Jack. It’s beneath you.”
Jackson: *holding in laughter* “Your mom was beneath me.”
💀💀💀
Honestly, that would only make the movie better XD
pleasee this is the best response
I'm laughing so hard right now. This is great! 🤣🤣
nah because I’d say this shit 😭
I swear every book in existence is a New York best seller like do they just read anything over there lmaooo
I said the same thing
It because the publisher buys a huge run of their clients books so it makes the best seller list lol
Basically once a publisher decides they want a book to succeed, they really push for it. So it has a higher chance of being an NYT bestseller compared to other books.
I was thinking about this once
These days you gotta judge books by how they sell on Amazon, since that's used by actual people, and afaik isn't influenced by bookstores ordering a ton of books that don't sell
The actor's face reminds me of that one episode of Gumball when he wants to look good for the school picture so he turns his face into the "perfect face" with sharp jawline and sharp cheekbones and he thinks that he is the most handsome man in the world while everyone else is looking at him like he is a monster.
omg yesss 😂
🤣🤣
This makes so much sense it's scary
Facts 😂😂😭
This 😂😂😂
"MINE"
Fuuuuuck if I wasn't asexual before, I sure am now-
I love how people are still using the “ART “meme
OMG same 😂
i felt so gross when i saw the "mine" thing
If this isn’t me idk what is 😅
Same lol
"Dating Handsome Squidward"
Don't insult Squidward like this, at least Squidward had a personality and actual facial expressions 😭😂
Lolol
Squidward was more of a relatable than him.
That Cardi B clip TOOK ME OUT!!! He’s giving a a mix between American Psycho and a newly formed AI. But hey to each their own...
That was just too perfect a place for it.
SAME, I CHOKED WHEN IT POPPED UP, I DIDN'T EXPECT IT
Sameeee 😂😂😂😭😭
The comedic timing of that clip was glorious!
Even American psycho had more charm 😭
Fun fact: Tosca Musk is the founder of Passionflix. In case that name sounds familiar, she is Elon Musk's sister. They even made some movies together under Musk Entertainment before the creation of Passionflix.
I feel like that family is literally everywhere.
Fun fact also : "tosca" in brazilian portuguese means "sloppy", something poorly done. So, in this case, having this movie as a example....Lol!
@@H2OSaborizada7017 THIS WOMAN'S NAME IS SLOPPY MUSK
damn....that apartheid emerald mine money really goes far...
@@Butterflier00 this!!
They are slowly taking over
Jackson: “I want you beneath me”
All other ppl in the room when trying to do business: ???? 😀
How she kept a straight face is beyond me. A guy says that to me, I’d snort.
I literally just died at this comment😂😂😂💀💀
@Bella Rose I’d start quacking lmao💀🤣
"I WANT YOU BENEATH ME" SENT ME
BUT THE "MINE" SENT ME FURTHER
Both made me EXTREMELY uncomfortable
Sameeee I was like WHATTTT 😂😭😭
Oh yeah...the latter left me wheezing🤣🤣🤣
The "MINE" part had me cringe damn near into non existence. Ugh.
He looks like if A ken doll became real. Not a rendition of Ken in a human form but if ken just stretched out and suddenly became flesh. @.@
So true
💯😩💀💀
HELP-
Yeeees so uncanny valley
he's like if someone tried to clone Brendan Fraser and they forgot to copy is personality....
They heard people say Henry Cavill for Christian Grey and said “well we built this wax figure of him. The lamps melted him a bit but it’ll work”
No shade to the actual actor, the intro scene had direct overhead fluorescent lighting which is doing him NO FAVORS
The actor in this looks like Cillian Murphy somewhat!
Honestly this guy is making Geralt of Rivia have a lot more emotion.
@@juliagafurero7701 I wasn't insulting Cillian Murphy.
DEAD!!! Lmaooooooo!!!
“Unblinking Male Love Interest” - one of the great hallmarks of bad acting in a lousy romantic drama.
EDIT: Thanks for 1K likes and more! And trust me, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan in me could devise a season 13 around all of these movies.
This made me laugh so hard my stomach is hurting me but it worth it
You forget the one and only Edward cullen
This is so right🤣🤣
Please make a list and share it! 😁
@@jaceny3077 Will do. But part of me wants her to cover Samurai Cop. You know, just for the cringe compilation.
This man is to conventional male attractiveness as Hardin from After is to British accents
I will accept no feedback
This is so accurate. Like the actor who playes Hardin IS British, so why the accent sound so bad?
@@dariam.zeretzkialiendre3421 probably over exaggerated cockney accent???
Yeah...Also why tf did that dude sound so weird? THE ACTOR IS A BRIT IRL, AIN'T HE?
Honestly, these Bad movies should be paying her. She actually makes me want to watch how awful these movies actually are lol!
same !!
True! I've already watched a handful myself!
Haha yeah it makes me want to watch it with like my sister or a friend and just cringe together
@@fionabrennan9148 Lol same here
Imma keep bootlegging until they run her a bag
"When they go low, go even lower, go to hell" - Kennie JD
That's from funky dineva!! But love Kendall using it
Is that Suho's beautiful face I see 👀
Best quote of the year
@@monique_jones that’s what I thought too. Hey funky bunch 😂
Pass hell go to the core of the earth 😂
"GIVE ME A MINUTE DAD!" Sounds like he's master baiting furiously.
I’M CLEANING MY ROOM!!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME WHEN IM VACUUMING MY ROOM!”
It’s like when your math teacher moves onto the next topic after you barely passed the last 😂
And you have to use the last as the basis to pass the current one. 🤣🤣😂
story of my life lol
That's whiplash
Relates 😂😂😂
Me in chemistry rn
The accents, the "sexy" talk, almost permanent filter and physically constipated acting had me checking the time not even 15 minutes in.
If MST3K comes back for a 13th season, this needs to be one of the films they cover.
"Physically constipated acting" lol, so true! The whole time I got the feeling that the actors were super awkward/ uncomfortable about the lines and it showed...
"No this guy couldn't be a serial killer."
"Serial Killers are usually very charming. This guy is completely devoid of charm."
holy cow that chocolate licking seen where he said "mine" was SO unattractive, I actually cringed
So true. All it does is make me want to swear off chocolate for weeks (which is amazing since I LOVE chocolate). Kind of like how the 50 Shades franchise made it slightly more difficult for me to enjoy eating delicious ice cream without thinking of THAT scene, lol.
I watched the trailer and I squirmed when he said it the first time (and when she played it in the video). It’s so uncomfortable to watch.
He kinda sounds like Stitch
I was on the cusp of cringing, but then I thought of the Cookie Monster saying "Me want cookie" and I was fracken DEAD!!!
On top of that the chocolate was like smeared around it didn't look appetizing it looked gross
"She's considering f*cking him because he BLINKS" girl I laughed wayy too hard at this.
I think this dude looks creepy because he's like the personification of Christian Bale in American Psycho and it triggers the fight or flight response of anyone who has seen that movie or snippets of it.
"It's hip to be square"
I think even he had a more human look to him in that movie
Bruh at least christian bale there still blink and show emotion. This dude is straight up just ken doll and AI robot hybrid 😐
At least Christian Bale knows how to be charismatic and is an actually good actor. The dude in this movie delivers all his lines like a robot trying and failing to mimic human emotion.
their faces are so uncanny valley, is like they’re using extremes amounts of face tune... during the whole movie
I know right, so uncomfortable.
Oh they for sure are
I actually confused Passionflix with Pureflix and thought, "Damn they're making spicy Christian movies how does that work?" 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SAME! It didn't help that they made a series called Gabriel's Inferno
A lot of these “sexy” or “dominant” scenes are taken from 50 shades and just done really crappy. And just like 50, mommy issues. Rich guy. Surveillance.
50 shades of mommy problems
Especially following the woman to Atlanta because she is not, under any circumstances, allowed breathe anywhere he can't supervise. I'm almost positive that happened in FSoG.
@@asenseofyarning5614 Yeah, it happened in either the first or second movie when Ana went to visit her mom in Atlanta and Christian took a flight and followed her there lol like wtf is this guy doing
Kinky people forcing their way into the conversation like uwu if you just gaslight the woman into saying yes it's like super wholesome and stuff. Normalising controlling and hurting women is like so woke and feminist *mindless giggle*
@@nickywal Whoop, found the terf
For the uninitiated: that ain't kink, it's manipulation, but conflating the two is standard radfem rhetoric--sex is abuse unless you do it their way.
serial killer movie: 18+
serial killer movie with soft music: PG
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead!!!
Serial killers that are poor and ugly: OMG Terrifying criminal minds plot.
Serial killers that are hot and rich:
Yaz Zaddy show those blank emotions 😘😘😍😍😜💖💖💖💖
@@beautyandtheoffbeats Good-looking serial killers get hate too!!!
Say it together kids: "Lighting is very important!" the way this is lit is just.. soooo baaaadddd
That’s what I was thinking! That ‘smoulder’ scene when she first sees him would have been okay if his face doesn’t even do many shadows
@@moodwriter057 IKR?! My bugbear.
Well they couldn't do that! Good lighting might show how bad the AI robots they got instead of people actually were!
As a film student you are right! Lighting is VERY IMPORTANT
@@HORIZONNNN u
I physically recoiled at “my 🐔 inside you” and my arm hairs stood on end at “don’t make me turn you into one of them.” This movie triggered my Fight or Flight response.
Imma have to fight him. Js...🤷🏻🌝
"Life is like a lime. It's tart and tangy. Sweet. Oh! So sublime!"
An Extremely Goofy Movie. Where are my ten points Kennie? 🥺
dangit i knew i heard this from somewhere
You just somebody homegirl, I'm somebody's home skillet biscuit. We not the same sis!
Preach 👏🏾
😂😂
Preach it
PURRRRRRRR
"I've never ascended so close to heaven, I feel very Icarus right now" BARS
ua-cam.com/video/V5SQ-uE1kLc/v-deo.html. BARS
"I _AM_ THE BIG BAD WOLF"
_"What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm... the bad guy?"_
I see no difference
It's like the trope of the guy saying that he's 'bad for her', but they still end up together
@@aqua5399 “I’m too dangerous for you..” and then he proceeds to literally baseline level emotionally abuse the woman throughout the entire fucking film 😭😭😭😭😭
...was this Twilight fanfic too?
I literally screamed “Oh, girl” when he said “cock.”😂 like sir... can you not.
IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD? I was watching on my phone and just instantly pressed the screen lock button, flipped it screen down and said, “WHATDIDHESAAAAAYYYY???”
CCCCCOCKKKKKKK
It was hilarious!
That word can only be used in wattpad fanfiction
@@your_dad_on_vacation And porn
I'm never gonna take Twilights blue-green filter for granted ever again, this movie filter just dry and dark asf
"The Way He Looks" is a very good gay romance movie about a blind highschool student. I would absolutely reccomend it if yours like to see more blind leads!
ooo time to watch that
I love that movie
Omg yesssssssss
YESS i watched that 20 times
"I've never ascended so close to heaven"
*Girl, if you don't-* 😭
I heard that and immediately thought “oh dear.” 🥴😂
I'm feeling very Icarus.
the way I wheezed at this😂
Ahh, the makings of a good bad romance novel is not complete without the man saying c*ck, yelling “christ”, and telling the women she’s “mine” 💀
"Is it the thrill of knowing - or not knowing - if he's going to blink this hour?"
D E C E A S E D
The Cardi edit both startled me and sent me into a fit of giggles.
😂💀
I laughed so damn hard at that part😂! Perfect edit!
I almost got a heart attack when Cardi appeared 💀😂
if the main dude ever watches Kennie's videos he will be insecure for the rest of his life , she roasted him all throughout the movie LMAO
Truth! Also, the main woman's posture is so bad, but that's just my pet peeve
I feel kind of bad for the way Kennie criticized him.
My mans is the literal personification of text to speech
Omg...that's true
This is an underappreciated comment that should've gotten 1K likes... I cackled. 😆
💀I hate how true this comment is
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underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love how he delivers his lines like he's reading them in rehearsal of a schoolplay
so bad like how the movies in my country are, it hurts listening to them😫😂🤣
@@hiyd.y9787 our countries actors r actually rllygood but the stories r shit
@@Medeinathetrashcan334 same
@@Medeinathetrashcan334 ours are bad (most of them are) so it is just so painful watching movies
Lmao not only do his expressions never change, his tone and speed of talking is literally the same with every word, and every line he says! What is that? A robot?
Right? That guy has to be the WORST actor i've ever seen.
i don't think most people could talk like he does even if they tried, honestly, lmao. it feels and sounds unnatural in every way possible
The dude is the epitome of “go on girl, give us nothing”
"Last time we were here, I got copy claimed by freaking MGM because I talked about their 26-year-old shitbag movie Showgirls. I will give you your pennies 'cause obviously you're starving, Oliver Twist." LMFAOOOO
She’s so funny 😭
sir the script says “possessive” not “text-to-speech”
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FRRR
the actors body movements makes it seems like it’s a horror movie. Like this is so scary to me 💀 😭
People here in New York read erotica on public transportation... New York Times bestsellers list is not difficult to get on🤷🏾♀️
That cardi meme got me wheezin 😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂
Listen. We have seen some bad ish on this series... but this is THE WORST acting out of all the movies we’ve watched. The WORRRSSSTTT. I can’t handle how bad the acting is in this movie lol
And girl we talking about a series that has THE ROOM on the list
@@thelittlehobbit4698 AND a series that has multiple Noah Centineo movies on it...
Wait hold on a second what about that bird apocalypse one I think this is a close second to the sims live action acting in that
The actor is there because he’s attractive and that’s it. His line delivery and emotion is just appalling.
I can’t even begin to explain the serotonin boost I get when I see a Kendall upload 🥲
ur so pretty
You're absolutely gorgeous
You’re gorgeous 🥺😘
Same. I screeched when I saw she uploaded.
same 😄
That "Mine" part made me cave in on myself. I guess you see it in written fiction sometimes, but hearing it is so much worse and I want to become a nun.
Kennie talking about the male main protagonist: Not this guy giving me chopping me up and putting me in the freezer so that he can eat me throughout the year tease.
Me talking about the male main protagonist: He's giving me real Hash Slinging Slasher tease!!!! IYKYK
The hash slinging, gash tinging, bash ringing-
@@HopelessDreamersClub 😆 Yaasss
The level of creepiness this guy has makes Edward Cullen look normal 😂😂
Yess
true, at least edward was semi-emotive and got upset sometimes. this guy just stares and simulates emotions like an alien who doesn't quite understand how to blend into human society yet, so everything he does just comes across as uncanny, lmao
@@oakeii still never getting over his dead eyed stare in any of those movies. God, twilight was SUCH a horrific car crash you just could NOT look away from.
They often smirk... they often blink
Kennie you did not have to come for this mans inability to quench his dry eyeballs like that
They were going for Ian Somerhalder...but ended up with Dexter.
@@ami_was_here lobotomized dexter.
😂😂😂😂
@@demigothneka lmfao exactly 😂 real Dexter was fine
@@demigothneka at least dexter put on a show for the girls..😭
It was bothering me why this guy looked so familiar! That's it! XD You hit the nail on the head.
When he licked her stomach and said mine I literally gagged
It was so...unerotic xD lol
"He has appropriate usage per minute of his orbital sockets" will forever be a minimum dating requirement
Movie about a blind person dating that I highly recommend: A Patch of Blue. I think it's from 1965 or something like that. About a blind, uneducated white woman who lives in an abusive household who meets and has a conversation with a highly educated black man and they fall in love through their conversations.
It's really good. :D
and they did this is '65?? dang u barely see that today lol
@@sweep8311 There are actually quite a few little gems like this one out there. Most of them are either old enough to have been forgotten or have drowned in the market due to a lack of promotion. Or they're what constitutes "foreign" films.
Another forgotten gem from the olden days is I Walked With A Zombie from 1947-ish which is of course about zombies, but also about race relations and an appeal to look at each other with compassion and empathy. It's really good.
Also check out Freaks from 1932 which had a main cast consisting almost entirely of deformed or disabled people and is about our perception of people and who really is and isn't a monster. It was completely bashed back in the day for being inappropriate and immoral, but it was really just ahead of its time and also an appeal to treat people who look funny as people instead of circus animals.
Try also the classic 12 Angry Men if you are on a justice marathon. That one is utterly fantastic.
I could go on forever, but there are many great movies out there that delivers on these kinds of issues without making a mockery out of it. We just have to dig a little to find them :D
@@plantemor i can understand your interest in old movies, theres something about them thats missing in a lot more recent movies. i feel like a lot of movies nowadays focus more on aesthetics than the story... Ill def try to check these out someday, the problem is mostly where lol. thank you!
@@sweep8311 haha yeah, you'te sometimes lucky to find them on youtube if the movies are old and obscure enough, but I've mostly visited "illegal" streaming sites to watch them
btw the zombie movie is from 1943 and not 47. It's very interesting to me that it came out during the time it did!
Also, you're so right. I do like newer movies as well and a lot of the good ones I've seen handle these topics of otherness really well. They released the adaptation of Wonder some years back. I think 2017 but I'm not sure. It have Julia Roberts and Owen Wilson in it. I read the book so I wasn't happy with the casting but they actually did a good job. Wonder is about a boy who is born with a deformity called Treacher Collins syndrome. The movie and book is about how this boy is making the transition from being homeschooled to going to a normal school and the bullying and friendships he find and along the way. It is so beautiful and the movie adaptation did a good job. I absolutely adore the book. You get everybody's perspective on what it's like to have this life changing disability so close to you. It's just so incredibly beautiful and written with immense amounts of emptathy. Lucky that translates to the movie as well.
Most mainstream movies we have fed to us are often rather mindless entertainment and it can feel very daunting to try and find worthwhile cinema. The old movies are easy to spot because they have stood the test of time. The movies that will stand the test of time now are still fighting for attention from all the mindless entertainment we have blasted in our directions all the time. They will get their time to shine, though ^^
If you haven't, another modern movie that deals with subjects of otherness really well is the Ghibli movie When Marnie Was Here. It's a bit of a character study of two girls who are very different but tied together by bottomless loneliness. One has been neglected by her upper class parents for ages and the other is an orphan with astma and anxiety/anger issues. I bawl like a baby everytime I watch that one. It completely destroys me.
And I totally agree with you and the style over substance trend we see with a lot of movies. It's really sad.
Will check out! Do you have a Twitter or anything where you do movie recommendations/review? I've already put the ones you mentioned on my watch list
As a Serial killer myself I find a man who doesn’t blink more terrifying than I will ever be
As a serial killer, what are your thoughts on eating victims, and do you condone child murder?
- a fellow serial killer
P.s.
Who is the adorable child in your pfp? (For research purposes)
Police, yeah I think I found them
@@4d4d4 not op, but his name is Kaito from Ajin: demi human
@@brie3622 oh thanks, I was actually about to start watching ajin haha
the whole "main character has more chemistry with a character they're in one scene with then they have with the main heartthrob throughout the whole movie" seems like... actually somewhat common in shitty romance movies, I've noticed? idk how they keep doing that but it happens quite often, it's weird
'Unblinking male interest' already took me out
Somebody needs to make that a meme.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I choked on my sandwich when I read it... Lol
It's my 18th birthday, so I'm officially a grown home skillet biscuit!
[Thanks for all the birthday wishes ♥️]
Happy birthday! 🎂
Ooh aquarius, happy birthday!
Happy Birthday 🎂!!
Happy birthday! 🎂🎈🎁
Hbd queen!
Anybody: 👁 👁
Kennie: USE YOUR ORBITAL SOCKETS!
The scene with her blackmailing the reporter pissed me off. The brother was right, that is her job and she had no right to throw a fit after she dug up the dirt she was digging for. I hated how the brother just dropped it right after.
My dude saying 'you're mine' whilst licking her stomach gave me hella Armie Hammer vibes
I commented the same, they have similar energies
really thought you were talking about baking soda..
I'm so amused that "Armie Hammer vibes" is now a thing
@@punkytailz his full name is actually Armand Hammer
It gave me awful wattpad werewolf story flashbacks
im glad straight women also think movies/novels like this are also gag-worthy bc i thought it was just bc im gay
Can we just appreciate how pretty Kendall is ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Every video she makes has me saying “damn she’s so pretty.”
Girl... Honestly, I'm 30 minutes into the video, and I still don't understand what the movie is about 😂
Exactly. Me either.😂
Something about the way Jackson's actor delivers his lines gives me strong aspiring slam poet vibes combined with pick up artist energy.
The dialogue of this movie makes me think that the person only experience human conversation and human relationships through pornos
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Good Girls is a great example of how to successfully portray these types of relationships. Everyone knows this is bad news: The characters, the writers, and the audience know they will end up dead and/or in jail but damn if I’m not here for every damn second of it! 🙌🏾
@Bella Rose cause Rio had charisma and Beth and Rio had that chemistry....
Cause rio is actually attractive and has a personality and blinks
@@__L__837 that last one is important
His attractiveness is odd because he's too perfectly attractive I find guys that look like that. I find people that look like that slightly creepy even though they're attractive 😂
His face is actually really pretty when he smiles. It's his stiff, lack of expression acting that puts his face in the uncanny valley territory. I bet he's cute with normal face expressions and movement.
@@lisettes.9598 He was in Gossip Girl for like one episode.
@@hiamyflp wait who is he? I don't remember him but it makes sense !
The lighting in the scene he shows up for the first time is soooo terrifying as well i'm cracking up
They might as well dim the lights and tell him to hold a flashlight under his chin
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Someone should be fired for that, honestly
Someone definitely hates their job lmfao
If the girl behind him wasn't in the scene I actually would have believed that he is about to kill her. Creeeeepyy
The actor/Jackson operates like there is an animatronic inside him. Christ.
we just found the one person that would be safe at five nights at freddy's. lol
Homeboy really pulled a reverse FNAF
Homeboy is Ennard
I saw the main actress in a commercial for schizophrenia medication so at least the girls getting her bag
“ Shut Up. Gia “ my toaster can say that with more emotion ✋🏽
Can we just acknowledge the number of unique lewks Kendall is giving us week after week after week! Damn girl!
Its like the don’t even try to make the guy attractive at all...like, they mistake confidence with low effort and lack of investment, they don’t even have to take off their pants while they are doing it. They don’t need to charm her, or see something beautiful or attractive in her...she just is drawn to him for no reason and he likes only likes that she is drawn to him. no chemistry, no love, not even just physical attraction, so empty
I've never had a movie character give me flashbacks of the perv who sexually harassed me in high school... OMG!
I’m sorry for that !!!
Hope you're okay!
Oh, I'm okay now. Thank you for your concerns ^_^
@@WendyNoona422 good to hear that!!!!
Damn I'm so sorry for what you went through
"i thought he might have been blind, but he's just wearing his sunglasses indoors" kennie got my hopes up just to make the movie so much worse
Yk it would've been better if they did do that and then we wouldn't have to suffer with the no blinking
Petition to get a full version of "I can be needy but not that damn needy, you a serial killer baby" because that was PRICELESS
He said "mine" and my fight or flight instinct kicked in SO hard