Portal 2 - All GLaDOS Quotes (Singleplayer Story) + Want You Gone (w/Lyrics)

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  • Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
  • "Oh. It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED me... Okay, look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us... For science...you monster."
    Here it is, as promised!
    Next week: "Portal 2 - All Wheatley Quotes!"
    (BTW, if there's one thing Wheatley is good at, it's nagging. Seriously, he's the master of nagging! The one thing he's better at than GLaDOS!)
    LYRICS:
    Well here we are again
    It's always such a pleasure
    Remember when you tried
    to kill me twice?
    Oh how we laughed and laughed
    Except I wasn't laughing
    Under the circumstances
    I've been shockingly nice
    You want your freedom?
    Take it
    That's what I'm counting on
    I used to want you dead
    but
    Now I only want you gone
    She was a lot like you
    (Maybe not quite as heavy)
    Now little Caroline is in here too
    One day they woke me up
    So I could live forever
    It's such a shame the same
    Will never happen to you
    You've got your
    short sad
    life left
    That's what I'm counting on
    I'll let you get right to it
    Now I only want you gone
    Goodbye my only friend
    Oh, did you think I meant you?
    That would be funny
    If it weren't so sad
    Well you have been replaced
    I don't need anyone now
    When I delete you maybe
    [REDACTED] (I'll stop feeling so bad)
    Go make some new disaster
    That's what I'm counting on
    You're someone else's problem
    Now I only want you gone
    Now I only want you gone
    Now I only want you
    gone
    Oh, and..."OW! You stabbed me! What is WRONG with... Whooooooaaaaahhhh!"
    "Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."
    “Agh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It’s evil!”

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