The Sway House Mobile Game is a Disaster
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The Sway House put out a mobile game so I had to play it and give it my full review. Spoiler alert: it sucks.
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fun fact! sway is an acronym! it stands for:
S- growth
W-brotherhood
A-content
Y-creation
this makes more sense than this casting decision ua-cam.com/video/b48eBBMYUcc/v-deo.html
*yeahhh*
gbcc
Woah dude …
swroth, wotherhood, aontent, yeeation 🥰
The fact he called his fans *customers* is so telling. It's clear that the Sway house sees their audience as people just there to give them money.
Atleast its honest
I give him credit for honesty
freudian slips🙏🙏
@@vini_the_human That slipped out as he was bragging. Running his mouth and there’s the slip. If anyone asked him I’m sure he’d backtrack.
@lorien
I thought that was something only my brother says 💀💀
i’m glad he apologized for talking so much i was trying to get a word in the whole time
Lmao
this deserves more thumbs up lmao
this was good joke.
i laught
This feels like a comment drew gooden would pin
The whole time I was like "When is Ether going to get a chance to talk?"
this game is inaccurate af. juliette would've most likely be torn to shreds by sway house fanatics due to the threat of a woman being present in an all-male entertainment group
True!!
Every "Meet a Celeb" game is entirely implausible because there's not the immediate and serious threat of violence by crazed fans lol
@@raimarulightningI read this as meet a Caleb
@@EdMalachite you open the game and are immediately greeted by a man whose apparently named caleb
@@dajunko7448 Calebcity
can we talk about how making a game about your fans dating you is one of the weirdest indulgences of unhealthy parasocial relationships? they know their public is mostly 10 year old girls who are attracted to them. making what is basically a dating sim about youself is bizarre at best
Couldn't have said it better
it’s a gross ego bost too
@@suoutubez19 right??? they’re so arrogant it’s embarrassing to witness
i literally didnt even think about it like that! apparently the Sway Game flew wayyyy over my head!
yeah, it's janky ngl.
The most unrealistic part of the episode knockoff is that the sway house has fans their age.
Lmaooo true😂 All of their fans are literally 12
Fr the fan rage is like 12-14
@@fisusolina7315 🥾be gone bot
For real. I think it's pretty sick (the bad one) that they're charging €4 a WEEK when all their fans are minors, AND they only have about 5 minutes of gameplay available until the foreseeable future...
My theory is yes, they don't care which is why they don't advertise much, but also that the lack of advertising is somewhat strategic. Just a small bit. People are gonna be paying money week after week while they can get the rest of the game ready. I could be wrong though (but I do think it's a combination of this and them not caring).
[Edit to add: I also reckon that these people will be paying while they wait, and then when Sway have everything good to go they will advertise a little more to get more money and more regularly]
@@salomahoney2675 "I think it's pretty sick (the bad one)" Is fucking killing me
Their group lasted less time than the development of a cheap mobile game, rough
you know what else was a disaster? Chris Pratt being cast as Mario ua-cam.com/video/b48eBBMYUcc/v-deo.html
That was actually a nice burn lol 😂
Oh wow, Pat watches Kurtis too?
Gotta love exactly TWO comments on a big Poketuber’s comment that doesn’t have a CLICK ME link. Bots man, f*** em.
spam bots are out in full force today huh
The update of this is *chef's kiss*
1. There is still only one episode over 6 months later
2. To release a second episode, they are now asking for 15k instead of 50 because their following has decreased to 5k
3. They lowered the subscription to 1.99 a week, so now you can save on the zero content that you're buying!
Do you have screenshots? 10 months after the video (4 months after this comment) still only one episode, they're still asking for 50k followers, currently sitting at 38.9k, and the subscription is the same cost (3.99/week)
@@SuzER08 idk I'm looking at it now from their Instagram and it's still 1.99 a week
@@windflowers9793 I don't see that anywhere, it looks like their insta hasnt been active since march, I just "played" through that actual game and it says $3.99
I love that the reason that they’ll possibly hit 50k is because we all want to see Kurtis play the rest of this game.
omg !! yeahhh! i was really invested like the writing at times wasn't bad, then it just stopped! like hey! i was intrigued and you just cock blocked me and kurt and all of us...@sway boyz, say you're sorry plz! >:(
that kind of sucks honestly
the tiktok account even posted a video addressing Kurtis’s video! lol
I knew Kurtistown would come in clutch😩
Imagine that was their plan this whole time 😂
kurtis says “sorry for talking so much” like we’re not here to watch him talk for 25 minutes
Like sir, I come here just to hear you. You are hilarious
i come to watch him talk for sometimes over an hour for the podcast 🙃
Literally
right
I got so excited to see if was a longer video :DDD
Those 1D imagines had a more compelling story than this game 😶
I agwee uwu
Fr
@@sigmalpha_testostronewolf yes I make clothes
@@sigmalpha_testostronewolf spell agree right
@@blueorangeade3357 owo awe u mwad? >< dowon't be angwy commentew-kun ^/^
I HAVE had a baby (vaginally) and I can confirm their delivery of those lines was more painful to get through then child labor.
I was the baby and can attest to this
Wait, i thought babies were born anally
Im a twin
@@greasyboi3154 We are
@@greasyboi3154think cos they can be c-sectioned which you get anaesthetics for so doesn’t hurt as much as vaginal birth
this game feels like a fanfiction they wrote for themselves
Lmao so true
it essentially is
Is it not?lol
@@bubblybubbles09 lmaoooo
Lol so true and its like a y/n since my name is Juliette the cringe I can't 😂😂
Kurtis should put out a game, called "Gamer? I Hardly Know Her"
LMAO yesss
@MMI▶️ shut up challenge go
@@sigmalpha_testostronewolf I’m hoping that was satire
Or just release the shitting game from the Dr Witnesser video
I would play it.
I absolutely love Kurtis's sense of humor but imagining him awkwardly setting up a joke without the edits makes me laugh without fail
That’s what his podcast feels like 😂
@@ShaunaNC the little pauses while he's trying to find a button on the soundboard always kills me
no way gintama mangaka lives in kurtistown?? 😳😳
@@n.andkirby of course, kurtistown is one of the biggest cities worldwide
@@elambedo they keep selling out tho! I believe in the live shows at least lmao
As a woman in her late twenties who is too old to know these influencers and doesn't watch them. They look like clones of one another. Lol
As a 17 yo girl in their prime targeted audience, I’m convinced it’s the same guy in a wig.
As a woman in her early twenties I still have no idea who these tiktokers are
I’m 14 and they all look the same to me…
Frat boys are the only race where it's okay to say they all look the same
the sway house is basically my nightmare. “a frat house where all the frat bros are famous tiktokers” like I would genuinely rather die than have to be in that house for any amount of time
Understandable view but see it differently. You could steal a lot of their belongings and sell them on ebay. Make quick bucks, get out the house and rent a nice apartment.
@@ArturGlass.C i was about to say that, I guess we all think alike
@@lickvinegarkids3654 It's all about knowing how to make the best out of a shitty situation lmao.
it’s the two worst things alive combined
I think I would die on the spot if I entered the sway house
Kurtis should make a Kurtistown game that is literally just Sims City but every Sim has Kurtis’ face
I love that for you, bestie
Omg go off queen yesss
I would play that unapologetically.
That’s terrifying…
I love it 👍
and he is still the mayor and we still have to be nice to him b/c its the law :)
kurtis dancing like a sway boy will forever haunt me
How swag 😎
It's my new sleep paralysis demon
NEAICE COAUCK
“swag boy” this made me laugh way to hard💀
@@imogenmoonlight HELP I DIDNT MEAN TO
I was in show choir and theatre in high school. I was great at facial expressions and stage energy. I wasn't the best dancer at all, but with practice, I managed to learn all the steps. And if I messed up, my enthusiasm covered it up.
Even beyond the stage, dancing was a big deal at my junior high and HS. Break dance circles after school, imitating the latest music videos, grinding and dropping it during school dances, knowing the steps to group dances (like Electric Slide or Cha-Cha Slide.) Being good at dancing was a point of pride. It earned you cool points.
I'm in my 30s now, but I bet dancing skills are still valued by today's teenagers.
So when I hear about TikTok dances, every single time I think, "Oh, this must be some cool choreography. Complicated or just looks really good. Lots of effort behind it."
And every time, I am disappointed.
im so sorry please dont think thats all teenagers do nowadays theres still some good in the world🤕
kurtis should make a stardew valley style game called kurtistown where you play the mayor and have to take care of the town
i would buy that
10/10 would buy that
Ahahaha !!
Or maybe you get to play as a member of kurtistown, even a standard save the world story is gonna be amazing
YES
at least episode has a character customization option. in this game you HAVE to be a pretentious, pretty, white girl who has a poc "sidekick" and falls for one of two near-identical white boys
Yep! Plus the community creators actually have interesting stories (AND NO SPENDING DIAMONDS) unlike these asswads.
Miraculous ladybug
@I Don’t Know They aren't saying Episode is perfect, they're just saying it's much better than the Sway House's cheap knockoff. Weird as hell to call someone gross for something so trivial.
that sway boy game is literally every 2000-2010 disney live action movie ever
@milkyeon I miss playing Episode! Its been 5 years
Sway Stories: 15.96$ per month
Netflix: 13.99$ per month
hmmmmm....
True
sway stories. easiest choice of my life
Both are trash
yeah dude it was a pretty hard decision but i guess i won't be watching the umbrella academy anymore ://
@@KhanMann66 debatable.
okay petition for Kurtis to make a game called ‘kurtis town’ where it’s basically like animal crossing mixed w stardew valley and set in canada.
Omg yes‼️
yes.
I still want this
I’d play that!
id be addicted to that game
A content house is like a fraternity house, but you aren’t there for college, you’re there because you dropped from college
and it pays YOU lmfao 😭
How can you drop out if you don't go in the first place?
what's up with the replies above?? they also replied my comment like get out of here 😭
@@amandavergara8043 I swear to God, every time I get a comment is from one of those, like "Deep wet gapping Stephanie has replied to your comment" but is seems like UA-cam is striking them down
makes sense lol
kurtis’s mustache looks like two centipedes kissing and i can’t stop staring at it
Why does this not have more recognition, it’s scary true
don’t think it’s centipedes, more like caterpillars
I can’t unsee it now
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love wins
Plot twist- the Sway house was just one guy duetting himself over and over, in different variations of the same “cool-guy” wig. The proof is in the pic.
So that’s why I could never tell them apart?
🤔 it does seem a lil sus
This would actually be hilarious. It's the same freaking dude but somehow the Sway house STILL breaks up hahaha
Well I’m convinced
eh still better than all of Danny Gonzalez's deep fakes lol
If I even *passed* the sway house street, I would immediately cover my drink
Oh totally, and I would never walk by that house without a knife and other people
And make sure you're not alone for good measure
I literally said that if you went to one of those parties, you’d absolutely be assaulted. A bunch of rich, privileged, white guys in their 20s who think they’re God’s gift and have probably never been told “no” in their entire lives? No thanks!
It would be the spiritual opposite of Danny the Street from Doom Patrol (look that up it's a character that's literally a genderfluid sentient street and they're amazing)
Kurtis's 70s porn stache and creed shirt transcends reality and distorts this simulation one joke at a time
💀 PLSSS
NOT FUCKING PORNSTACHE 😭😭😭😭😭
Agreed. Indeed. Lmao.
what is porn stache
This game is literally just a wattpat fanfiction but you have to pay money for it.
LOL and even with wattpad you still have to pay for some fanfictions ..
So like a wattpad paid story
Lol this game would have been fun if it was a “do you want to be an influencer” game where you have to do short videos with you character and you can earn in game money to buy clothes and views as well as save up for a nice house. You can create a squad which will be called the anything just like the sway house and real people who play the game can give you views, likes, and comments. I’d play that 😂
@@loopymomy2532 Girl you could literally create that! Its so smart you just came up with such an idea from the top of ur head
@@jarbincks6715 Totally. Too bad I'm not an influencer like the Sways. If i was, you know my game would be good. I always wanted to create my own game.
I’m so happy for Kurtis’ hands, they seem like such a happy couple.
Can't wait for them to *tie the knot*
@@kingayy9267 you mean knot the tie
love wins!!!
Yeah, lets give them a hand guys
@@kingayy9267 HAH
“The next morning, you wake up to sounds of grinding metal…”
Slayer in her kitchen: 🎸🎸 🗣🎤
actually probably hanatarash. they drove an excavator into that poor girls kitchen
When Kurtis has probably played this game longer then everyone in the sway house combined
@@hot8599 no
@Ruby Kelly - CHECK MY PROFILE yeah your profile is weird too bot
Using your username to get clicks? That’s cringe, just like sway house!
@@Tw0Dots why are the bots getting more ridiculous now?
That tie joke was way funnier than it should’ve been
I support Kurt and his very *hand*-some married hands, I wish them a very long and healthy life together :))
The comedic timing was emaculate
Omg I was the 1k like
@@jeanneseo i think you mean the comedic TIE-ming
The joke was fucking hilarious until that second punchline, that shit actually frustrated me lmao
“We’ll see who she really be seein’…” The awkwardness of that statement lets me know he 100% doesn’t talk like that IRL
i was thinking this, made me cringe SO bad
I know I was like dude just...just dont...don't do that.
Omg I was looking for this comment!!
Can't stand when non-black creators use aave because of this. It's so forced and unnatural :/
time stamp someone???
UPDATE for those curious. As of Feb 9, 2022, episode 2 is still not out. The account is at 40.9k followers. It’s been 4 months. That’s ~$50 of subscription fees for no additional content.
UPDATE. As of February 19, 2023 the TikTok account is no longer existing. Thank goodness.
WHY DID I SMILE WHEN KURTIS SAID THE TIES ARE GETTING MARRIED LIKE IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER???
I totally ship Kurtis' hands now
It was the aww 🤣😭
I aww'd too, don't worry.
ikr
I was so happy for them 💀
one direction could randomly release a line of literal dish soap and you know that stuff would be sold out within the hour
i would buy the dish soap ngl😵💫
i would buy ALL the dishsoap
I don't and have never consumed any type of One Direction related media but I would still buy that shit tbh
@@therealslimshitty5186 They could call it "The Soap of my life"
I know they’re not the same but I know for a fact JLS released a brand of protection. My sex Ed teacher brought them in during a session.
As someone who has played episode in the past, there's no way that at least some assets were stolen, especially animations. They look almost, if not exactly the same.
I was thinking the same!! Even the art style of the characters looks a bit similar
exactly! like the joints of the characters look almost identical
I think you mean there’s no way they didn’t steal at least some assets.
I was thinking the exact same thing and it’s so obvious!
exactly
Fun fact: if they don’t release the full game people can sue them for not supplying services since they are being charged. The fact that they charged for it opens them up to lawsuit
Lol
Kurtis' hands getting married reminds me of the time my little sister had a wedding for her kneecaps
This is an excellent comment
Yeah this is the best comment
i really like this comment as well
This is the comment ever
this is a special comment
I couldn't get tickets for any shows, but I'm proud that Kurtis has sold out.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BOTS!!!
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@@Emily-ro7mv im also vry proud :D
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Not.rickroll.its_____just-this☆video
8:33 I imagine One direction board game as a snakes and ladders, but without snakes. You know, cause only one direction
i spat out my water PLEASE
BYE
GURL 💀💀💀
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As a guy struggling to get a job for sound design in video games, when you said “I wish I could hear it”….. I felt that. I really felt that.
If I were better at coding, I would totally make 'The Kurtis Chronicles'. It would be just like Mario, except every time you go to jump on a Goomba, you have to give Kurtis a dollar. Or sign up for the subscription plan, only $5/hour
Shoulda called it the Kurtis Connercles smh
@@alexdaley5957 HAH
Should I?
And you get a bonus third greeting for buying the game.
@@boon8950 yes
not gonna lie, i thought the big punchline of the video was that kurtis ACTUALLY made a mobile game. which i would play the absolute shit out of
”tap here to unlock the icu” kurtis you are killing me
can you not get a room either? please I’m very injured and in need of medical attention.
So is Covid 👀
costs 30 gems to go to the hospital
Better unlock the ICU then!
Just like US healthcare.
But what IS he whisper/mumbling around 10:19: "first one to prudence talks to her first" - it's really hard to make out. ("First one in the pool gets to talk to her first?" Is that it?)
yes
anybody else notice how kurtis’ jokes are so much stronger?? like i’m pissing and shitting and crying about the tie jokes, they’re so well tied together
Tied together 🤘
I hope you’re wearing a diaper 😬
Gnarly dude
You should get that checked, you shit when you laugh
No way bruh, that was a tie pun
kurtis' curly mullet is fucking incredible he looks amazing
ah, to have that hair type..
I read that as curry mullet and was very confused for a while
yeah
@@janani5556 I read it as curly mallet, we're both going thru it
I want it tbh
Every time Kurtis names a sway boy I take it on absolute faith that he's not just making up a random name because I would never know.
Ok NEWT
@@dilf2677 ok DILF
@@megashima that’s an acronym lmfao
@@dilf2677 I know
@@megashima ✈️ < the joke
😭 < you
I almost joined this company a few months ago and all I can say is that I definitely got the impression that it was mostly working on cash grabs. Tech was actually interesting (I know it doesn’t look like it, but there is a reason they got a ton of cash).
I’m glad I didn’t join in the end, I wanted to get in the videogame industry, but not like this.
I can’t believe you’re a “that guy” guy, I’m such a “this guy” dude.. damn heart broken
New Tinder profile: WON'T date anyone that's a "that guy". I only date "this guy" dudes because they are superior in every way
was thinking this as well smh
ikr smh... "this guy" is underrated asf
okay but josh saying “well see-well see who she really be seeing at this party” in the most monotone voice is the funniest fckin thing ever
LMAOOO LIFELESS
i havent watched the video yet- 😭😭
so smooth 😂
@Judy Mwanzo hi judy
Hi savannah
One Direction: The Board Game, except the only members who are actually playable in the game/appear on the box are like Liam and Louis
they’re the only ones keeping the fandom alive
Ooof
Liam and Niall
@@lowlifejpg nah niall it’s kind of over it ngl
@@taraadamsons7253 pretty sure its only liam. have you watched louis' documentary and how much better his solo career is for him? leave him out of this please.
2 years later and they still don't have 50k followers 💀
lmaoooo
Kurtis admitting against his will at gunpoint that he's excited for the Netflix show is honestly one of the best things I've seen in a while
This whole, pay for the game membership indefinitely until we maybe put out another chapter or delete the app (Especially when the main followers are kids) feels kinda illegal somehow… At least like super scummy.
Especially when their target audience are literal children
@@LearningToLinka Fr. It’s hard enough as an adult managing renewable subscriptions. And it is so unlike any other renewable sub set up. Usually you pay monthly or bi-weekly and you at least get a week free trial. But 3 days and then 4 bucks every week (even more w tax)?? Like its sooooo off putting I can’t even explain. Not to mention the first ep. can literally be played in under three minutes and then you gotta wait months for a non existent chap to maybe come out. Feel bad for anyone who thinks this is going to work out in the end.
I'm the 500th like
@@bellamarra6300 congrats!
@@rosyrooroo352 thank you it's an honor
Josh's interview is nothing surprising. He chose his audience based on specific criteria (money) that he knew he would benefit from. Him along with these other douchetokers are fully aware that their audience are gullible kids who're going to defend them from all the "haters" no matter how toxic they are. It sucks because there are people who are truly passionate about all the things they're mediocre at. Then work hard just to get pushed aside by people like this who clearly don't care about anything.
you got my vote if you run for president!
Douchetokers. I like it.
well said
This reminds me of zoe laverne fans defending her grooming a child. The fact that shes got children defending what basically amounts to pedophilia is disturbing.
@@gm6393 Ugh yes. That is so disgusting! And the fact that her fanbase is similar to the age she's interested in🤢🤢🤢Majority of the tiktokers have tried to make moves on younger people. Such as Tony Lopez. Its genuinely sad how toxic people have the most loyal fanbases. To the point where they will send d3ath threats to the ones spreading awareness. I'm the same age as some of them (20) and sometimes it baffles me how people use the “thEy’rE sTill yOuNg” excuse. Yes they may be young but not little babies who can't even form coherent sentences although sometimes it seems that way ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Hey, comrade. I just came across this video like two months after it released, and I’m really worried.
I just want to make sure…
You _did_ cancel your swayboy house thing game subscription, right?
Like, you haven’t been paying them this whole time, I hope.
Just a heads up. I know I’d forget and then find out in like two years that I’d been paying these scumbags tons of money.
Ok, cheers :)
what a comrade! Thanks.
Thanks comrade! Hope he sees this
He might've paid for 2 years man
Wow what a blessed day a dunk on Todd Howard in the new Kurtis video
little subtle dunk!!!
Girlfriend Reviews I absolutely adore your videos!
I wish you could tell us your opinion on Chris pratt being cast as Mario (I mean its is gaming but Is it enough gaming?) ua-cam.com/video/b48eBBMYUcc/v-deo.html
Ooooh girlfriend reviews!!!!
@@kurtisconner k
Not being on tiktok and hearing "bella porch llama tiktok trend thing" said so casually rattled my bones
Fr I was like wtf is going on over there?
I genuinely felt distressed at that name
I ain’t never heard a more wild name for anything
I hadn't watched any of your videos until yesterday, and now I have watched like 40 of them. good channel
Eyy, you're a brilliant creator, Razbuten! Happy to see ya here :-D
good soup
welcome to kurtistown, we hope you stay forever
Love that for you, bestie
Welcome! Just so you understand, there's only one law here. You have to be nice to Kurtis, cause he's the mayor. ✌
“where are the rest of my sway boys” and the “you good??” had me SCREECHING with laughter it’s been a bad few months thank you for this video lmao
thank you for giving o2l the credit they deserve
yesss literally. They were the OG's
fr even tho they kinda sucked
honestly!! feel like every time i see a commentary video about content houses they never mention o2l
@@moatrboat lmfao what? they didn’t suck at all
@@moatrboat wym??
Kurtis: sorry im talking so much.
it’s literally your job to talk
honestly i can’t see kurtis without the tache and mullet in the future, it suits him way too much now
It's his brand
i dont know how to explain this, but watching kurtis’s videos while eating poptarts in the middle of the night hits different
Huh so it’s not just me
Disappointed he never pulled out “no sway Jose” 😔
Hopefully he says this when Sway Stories releases episode 2, or never releases it!
KURTIS PLEASE RESPOND WE NEED TO HEAR AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS TRAGIC OVERSIGHT
That dude getting interviewed at the end saying "c u s t o m e r s" instead of "fans" is literally the most telling thing he could have said. If you see the people who love your content as nothing but a source of revenue, you don't deserve to be making content.
"Someone replied to your comment!"
:D
It's a romance bot, for the 2729274747th time in a row
T_T
15:12 that was 1/5 of an episode and they already expect money
I feel sorry for the artists because it's actually really nice. The art and color is great, the character designs are cute. Its just.... *this.*
yeah same like the art does look really good
Thank you for expressing what I couldn't
Agreed. I love webtoons, comics, and dating sims so its sucks.
right? the 2D version of these guys manages to be way cuter than the real life ones, I'm impressed
EXACTLYY
Not Kurtis apologizing for ”talking too much” even though that’s literally why we all clicked on the video; to hear him talk
i’m just generally happy that kurtis is here and making videos
I love your picrew profile picture, im also trans.
i used that same profile creator for my last picture! :D
Me too. I'm not happy about all of these bots though
nice pfp
dang the bots have invaded
you saying "sorry I'm talking to much" is actually hilarious because we're all here to listen to you talk kurty
Every day you look more and more like an 80s dad. And we love you for it.
He can even become Magnum P.I
Sad to hear that I’ll never be able to play My Mustache is Fucking Awesome and Sick and I’m Strong as Absolute FUCK on the ps5, what a waste of money 😞
He sure got my hopes up 🥺
I'm loving Kurtis's documentary style intros like in 2040 these will be shown in APUSH or something
the bots in this comment section lmao
APUSH would be so much better if they did…
please i wish apush is boring
what the sway house stands for:
Sgrowth
Wbrotherhood
Acontent creation
Y
HIS IMPRESSIONS OF GRIFFIN AND JOSH ARE SO ACCURATE...THEYRE LEGIT KILLING ME
Tap to unlock ICU
Can't unsee Kurtis having a smaller Charlie Chaplin stache within his larger moustache
All I see is 2 caterpillars kissing.
Omg I can't unsee it now! Dafuq
Hehehe I see it now
oh my god
At the "no way bruh that was a tie" reenactment was the hardest I've laughed in days
Idk if that says more about Kurtis's comedic genius or my depression
"they're getting married" *awww*
I was rolling lmaoo
respect
i felt that #hardcore
14:32 the way Kurtis does Josh and Griffin’s voices is so funny 😂
This has to be one of Kurtis’ best videos to date. So flipping funny. I feel like some comedy youtubers get kinda lazy after a while but Kurtis delivers every single time and is only getting funnier. Literally makes my day every time he posts. We love you kurtboy.
idk why but "kurtboy" sounds so funny to me
Well said
Manswers was the best hands down
@@reedbennon2822 Kurtis said in a podcast episode that he won't be doing the extra greeting anymore, he hasn't done it for a few videos now!
My fav is his Goat Story video
i don’t think anyone understands how truly happy kurtis makes me every time he uploads a podcast, a main channel video, or a silly Instagram post 😭so thankful for this man
frrr :(
@@xfreja the first comment that wasn’t some scam 😭😭
Same, I was sitting here thinking "isn't Kurtis supposed to upload a video soon?" And here he is lmao, made my day 🤧
14:40 The sounds of grinding metal with the blender? what is Rae making, nails for breakfast without any milk?
gotta get that 2 inch spiral flooring nail into your diet, yk?
Yeah my doctor told me I have an iron deficiency 😎
Congrats on your hands getting married! They're perfect for eachother! They are blood related after all
When you refresh your feed and see a video from the king posted 17 seconds ago? Right as you’re about to eat lunch? Now that’s an epic gamer moment.
Poggers 😎😎
hes our mayor, i dont expect any less :)
Poggers moment 🥵
I'm having an extremely hard time with life right now. The people at my Internship suck ass and I've been crying like 3x a day. Something funny like this really really really helps. Your content is great!
Sorry you're going through that but glad you could find some joy
im so sorry that's happening to you, hope everything gets better :/
hope it gets better for you soon:( wishing you the best
I hope it gets better. Keep pulling through!❤️ I’m also having a pretty bad time lately but I’m just trying to think of it as a chapter in my life I have to get through to move on to the better things
Keep going and don't give up!! I'm also going through some hard times right now but we will go through all of this together ❤
Kurtis is rocking the delightful 80s Canadian dad look.
Thanks, I was looking the words to describe it. This fits it
He looks like a prisoner
My entire family got that look, myself included we look like French Miami dads a very weird look for all the girls i grew up around in Vancouver lmao
11:33 "I was stoked to get an invite to a sway house party! Yeah!" *screeches like a demon*
The fact that the game isn't just a blatant rip-off of Episode, It's even a straight-up copy, Is just so menacing to me.
sorry the ticket link is in the description now!
HEY KURTIS
hey there kurt boy
thanks kurtboy
kurris
Nice
9:40 “they look sleepy” is a nice and PG way of say “man they are high as hell”
I think the reason they always talk too quiet is because if they talk too loud they'll lose their "deep sexy sexy man" voice.
Really loving the "divorced dad who wants to start a new garage band" vibes I'm getting from Kurtis in this.
i think you mean, rufus humphrey 🙄
When Kurtis said "I don't wanna sway the public's opinion about this" I laughed for 10 minutes straight to the point that my stomach hurt 😭
Lmao i wanna sway your opinion towards Chris Pratt being cast as Mario ua-cam.com/video/b48eBBMYUcc/v-deo.html
@@elonmuskisthicc7133 you are making your mother cry
at times i forget that kurtis has tattoos all over his body so when i see them im like “oh nice”
It still cracks me up that the 'playing the actual game' segment of this video is SO much shorter than the lore recap