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  • @majorkill
    @majorkill  Рік тому +203

    The Dark Angels have been very very naughty
    Daddy Lion has returned to give them a smack
    Help him out by picking up something from the Major Merch Drop : www.majorkill.shop/
    Don't ask me how it helps I don't know

    • @withlovefromlightindust591
      @withlovefromlightindust591 Рік тому +3

      Hello Majorkill,
      Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, the Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Pretty please? Thank you.

    • @celestesoranno7702
      @celestesoranno7702 Рік тому

      Bro are you a Christian?

    • @ltcinsane
      @ltcinsane Рік тому +3

      Honestly i always thought the whole traitor thing for the Dark Angels stems around the fact that they were frequently putting their need to hide their shame of the fallen by hunting them over protectign the Imperium ect. I think the Angels of Darkness novel was the most interesting when the Interogator Chaplain Boreas puts together a final message to the chapter master basically saying that the fallen Merir Astelan was correct that the sons of the lion had become too obsessed with chasing down the fallen over thier duties to the imperium as whole.

    • @AndrewofCaliban
      @AndrewofCaliban Рік тому

      Any chance of extending the merch drop till the 1st when I get paid those t's are dope

    • @dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd
      @dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd Рік тому

      can you talk about cato sicarious and what he really is then just "i cato sicarious"

  • @MagnyTheRed
    @MagnyTheRed Рік тому +918

    Dark angels on their way to carpet bomb an entire hive city after hearing about a gang called the "fallen angels":

    • @eriksmith3089
      @eriksmith3089 Рік тому +58

      They justified it by calling them heretics

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 Рік тому +60

      I think there's a village on Baal called "Angel's Fall"

    • @raptorxrise5386
      @raptorxrise5386 Рік тому +56

      @@nobleman9393 Even azrael isnt dumb enough to bomb sanguius's hometown.

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 Рік тому +31

      @@raptorxrise5386…
      You would be very surprised mostly by the dark angels and blood angels meeting, and one talks about the town.
      Borderline interrogation instantly.

    • @raptorxrise5386
      @raptorxrise5386 Рік тому +16

      @@silent_stalker3687 There is a SLIGHT difference between "interrogation" and carpet bombing.

  • @lordbonney9779
    @lordbonney9779 Рік тому +497

    The idea that Cypher is more loyal then the Dark Angels makes me laugh and cry 😭

    • @BM-wf9uf
      @BM-wf9uf Рік тому +21

      I'm waiting for Cypher to be revealed as Corswain.
      Daddy Lion can get his favourite son back.

    • @ssjjshawn
      @ssjjshawn Рік тому +14

      I mean that used to be Canon and the entire point of the Dark Angels.
      They say out the Heresy to see who would win.
      But Dark Angels fans were so annoying and bitching about their Primarch being an actual good and interesting Character, if morally a hughe piece of shit (aka 40k in a nutshell) so they retconned Lion into being Super Loyal

    • @malakye7459
      @malakye7459 Рік тому +5

      @@ssjjshawn It was never cannon as to what happened, it was left ambiguous and vague as to weather or not they held back but with the writing of the Heresy series that naturally had to be explained away.

    • @ssjjshawn
      @ssjjshawn Рік тому +5

      @@malakye7459 Excepg it wasnt ambiguitous in 2 and 3 e. It was straight up stated. It became ambiguitous in 4e

    • @malakye7459
      @malakye7459 Рік тому +3

      @@ssjjshawn sure wasn't the case in 3rd edition, and pretty sure not 2nd either, I have the Angels of Death codex kicking around somewhere so ill have to check it out again. But I'm fairly positive about my dark angels lore for the last 28 years.

  • @eg_manifest510
    @eg_manifest510 Рік тому +344

    by attempting to hide their supposed shameful history, they're just committing even more shameful acts. That's the word for it, shameful, not traitorous. Though that Custodian kill was an absolute cockup and probably deserving of at least five Big E super space spankings (for reference Magnus is owed at least fifty if he gets them on a good day)

    • @Theresponsibleone756
      @Theresponsibleone756 Рік тому +10

      I remember hearing about a Chinese king I guess at the time,at the time there was people above the king that would write everything that happened. Everything was ok till he fell off a horse and the rest is history because it it written how he tried to erase that from happening 😂😂😂

    • @Theresponsibleone756
      @Theresponsibleone756 Рік тому +10

      *he tried to get that erased from history. And now he is known as the kind that tried to erase falling from a horse

    • @lordgod9958
      @lordgod9958 Рік тому

      ​@eddiedominguez9735 Chinese emperors/kings really were something
      King of Qin killing his most capable and loyal general for being too successful

    • @OljeiKhan
      @OljeiKhan Рік тому

      They are doing %100 traitorous things and they are doing it all the time. If killing a Custodian Warden in the Imperial Palace isn't traitorous, NOTHING is. Even being inside the Palace without permission is called infiltration and if a soldier were to "infiltrate" his own country's military base and kill a general, they would be put on trial for treason. Not for shame. For treason.

    • @forestranger4325
      @forestranger4325 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Theresponsibleone756 it was actually Korean king not Chinese

  • @jaegerbomb269
    @jaegerbomb269 Рік тому +672

    I hope we see Lion El'Jonson's reaction to all the Dark Angels' mistakes soon. 😆

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 Рік тому +45

      I hope, for Azrael's sake, that Lion won't be too pissed about the T'Chulcha Engine crap. 😅

    • @conan2096
      @conan2096 Рік тому +90

      "you did FUCKING WHAT?!?!?!?!?!"
      *lion goes back to his bed for another 10k years*

    • @pepperjack3777
      @pepperjack3777 Рік тому +39

      He actually does get to hear a few of em in his recent book and he takes it...well

    • @conan2096
      @conan2096 Рік тому

      'only 1 second in real life passed, but for the lion he was screaming incoherent curses in his supercomputer brain for what felt like 100 years' lol@@pepperjack3777

    • @captaintitus4637
      @captaintitus4637 Рік тому +14

      @@pepperjack3777who died?

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith Рік тому +43

    Dark Angels: "We cannot show the Imperium our fallen brethren, lest they look at us as traitors, corrupted by the draw of ruin."
    Imperium: >squints suspiciously<
    Flesh Tearers: _"... UHHHHHH... _*_For the Emperor?"_*
    Imperium: "Yes all good brother, carry on."

  • @shoandutrieux9447
    @shoandutrieux9447 Рік тому +295

    The Dark Angels aren't traitor, they're just like your dad trying to cover up his affair: a little suspicious.

    • @seanyoung9014
      @seanyoung9014 Рік тому +45

      My dad covered up his affair the same way Magnus would have, i.e. accidentally announced it and destroyed everything. 😅

    • @tristendraper9344
      @tristendraper9344 Рік тому +8

      @@seanyoung9014damn dude

    • @seanyoung9014
      @seanyoung9014 Рік тому +6

      @@tristendraper9344 Hey I thought that was pretty good. Anyway it happened 35 years ago and we all laugh about it now. 😅

    • @stepheneaton4978
      @stepheneaton4978 Рік тому

      Sure if your dad burned down the entire neighborhood that the chick he banged lived in, the neighborhood he lived in, and every venue the two of them attended together

    • @ValyaLoona
      @ValyaLoona Рік тому +1

      @@seanyoung9014it was pretty good 😂

  • @shanemurphy3186
    @shanemurphy3186 Рік тому +167

    I just imagine them profusely sweating and being comically nervous anytime they work with other space marines (while they don’t notice or don’t care)

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ Рік тому +36

      Every legion has traitors, the dark angels are just legitimately unintelligent

    • @VA_Nightshade
      @VA_Nightshade Рік тому +36

      DA: i hope this Raven Gaurd doesn't susspect anything.
      RG: I hope this idiot stops sweating.

    • @vencislavgynev8282
      @vencislavgynev8282 8 місяців тому

      ​@@VA_Nightshade
      😂

    • @vencislavgynev8282
      @vencislavgynev8282 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@PeachDragon_
      The paradox is that they are actually intelligent, but too much intelligent, which big intellect makes them to overthing too much. Like they think, that are 5 moves ahead of everyone, but don't understand, that they don't even play thr same game as everyone else. 😂😂😂

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +77

    The Dark Angels and The Fallen: *do the Spider-Men Pointing At Each Other pose*

  • @sajadhoxhaj6603
    @sajadhoxhaj6603 Рік тому +98

    Keep in mind the unit of Dark Angels that killed the Custodian was not tasked by Azrael himself or any other high ranking officer in the chapter. They managed to get word of Cypher being in Terra and sunce they were near Terra the librarian decided to hunt him down.

    • @mikasaackerman88
      @mikasaackerman88 Рік тому +16

      i hope lion find out XD he going really piss off at dark angels

    • @keith6848
      @keith6848 Рік тому +3

      True no direct orders... but the orders would have been the same anyway. They just defaulted to retard traitor mode, the base opportatung mode of the dark angels

  • @DahLekKnight
    @DahLekKnight Рік тому +64

    Dark Angels Chapter Master Meeting:
    "So...are we going Alpha Legion level secrecy, dancing back and forth on the heresy boundary, or enigmatic loyalty?"
    "Yes."

  • @a15thcenturysuitofgothicarmor
    @a15thcenturysuitofgothicarmor Рік тому +137

    *Dark Angels after getting found out*
    "No, no, please don't tell anyone!"
    *Robot Guillotine*
    "Bro, I'VE done worse get over it."

    • @captaincoolbreeze9429
      @captaincoolbreeze9429 Рік тому

      It is interesting that the Dark Angels bear such shame for and trying desperately to hide something that happened 10,000 years before that saw half of the Dark Angels legion follow Luther and his cabal into betraying their Primarch. Meanwhile, the White Scars don't suffer from this same thing even though half of their legion betrayed the Khan. Granted the Fallen are still alive somewhere in the Galaxy, Warp, or timestream, while those traitor White Scars were formed up into suicide squads to regain their honor in death.

    • @NateMcBrady
      @NateMcBrady Рік тому +22

      His is now, and forever, Robot Guillotine

    • @Significantharrassment
      @Significantharrassment Рік тому

      ​@@NateMcBradyWait you mean that Robust Gorilladickman did shameful act? No way....

    • @305sirmike
      @305sirmike Рік тому +12

      Naw how about robitussin gorillagrip?

    • @a15thcenturysuitofgothicarmor
      @a15thcenturysuitofgothicarmor Рік тому +11

      @305sirmike "Why are you gay?"
      - God Emperor Of Mankind

  • @trimeerious4349
    @trimeerious4349 Рік тому +617

    Just waiting for the video about how each of the pre heresy primarchs would have reacted to being in Guillimans situation as imperial regent

    • @garethjones209
      @garethjones209 Рік тому +76

      i swear i see you every video, im honestly rooting for you now

    • @nizam5568
      @nizam5568 Рік тому +37

      wow I sure am waiting for the video about how each of the pre heresy primarchs would have reacted to being in Guillimans situation as imperial regent

    • @NovaAstartes
      @NovaAstartes Рік тому +17

      All of them will probably be pissed, seeing how both The Angel and The Lion despised Imperium Secundus

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan Рік тому +1

      Every
      Fucking
      Video
      I admire your tenacity, though I wonder if it wouldn’t be better served elsewhere. Dude, _write it yourself._ Present your ideas in written form, maybe then he’ll have no choice but to write his own to prove a point.

    • @josephlittle1752
      @josephlittle1752 Рік тому +10

      @@garethjones209I’ve been here like three years, I don’t think this is his first recommendation but not sure. He’ll get selected… eventually

  • @jamesmowatt6736
    @jamesmowatt6736 Рік тому +11

    My favourite is still the Black Templars ship that went “missing” after they were ordered by the Dark Angels to hand over a Fallen prisoner (Cypher).

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +179

    Azrael: "Asmodai, Majorkill has somehow known about our not-traitorous activities! Make him repent!"
    Asmodai: *"REEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT!!!"*

  • @animemanXLK
    @animemanXLK Рік тому +45

    I'm reminded of a short story in an old white dwarf from the early 2000's were a group of dark Angel's is running a gauntlet of xenos enemies(can't remember who they fought think maybe Orks or Tyranids...) to reinforce a unit of Guardsmen on the verge of being wiped out desperate for reinforcements. When they reach the loyalist base having lost one of their numbers their greeted be Soldiers who think they are finally saved. Then the darks angel captain see's they have Ogryns and Ratlings in their ranks and says the following: Brother Beknor did not give his alive to save these abominations(abhumans) come brothers we are leaving. And from there just you know fuck off to hunt more fallen or whatever.
    It's got nothing on killing a Custodes but just goes to show the once proud knights of Caliban are now just a bunch of huge assholes who will let loyal Imperial Soldiers die because "Eww! Abhumans"

    • @elijahtourtillott7550
      @elijahtourtillott7550 Місяць тому

      i can honestly tell you we are a member of the few factions if not the only Loyalist SM chapter that gets great lore in our codex's and additions but as soon as a black library writer gets involved we somehow do a 180 and get turned into the galaxy's biggest fucking joke on intelligence, like its so infuriating sometimes because the books never portray us like the codex tells us how we would and should act. its like dealing with a retarded two face.

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 Рік тому +38

    To the Golden Bananas bois of the Emperor of mankind. May your long and extensive names and titles be remembered in the deafened hearts and information dense minds of their brother Custodians.

  • @rayhanmustakim7073
    @rayhanmustakim7073 Рік тому +13

    Imagine the headache Lion must've felt when he finds out the shenagigans his sons commited.

    • @jbol2454
      @jbol2454 2 місяці тому

      Erm well yea except the Lion was the corrupted one...

  • @GoufinAround_
    @GoufinAround_ Рік тому +63

    The Dark Angels really are one of the coolest loyalist legions in 30k and the stupidest loyalist chapters in 40k. If I ever collected Dark Angels they'd be 100% made up of the risen

    • @Vagabond713
      @Vagabond713 Рік тому +3

      Exactly what I’m doing now and the main story that just got me into the hobby after being on the fence for about a year.

    • @stevencolon1723
      @stevencolon1723 11 місяців тому +4

      Toss Azrael in with all those Risen and make up some funny ass lore about how the Lion made him babysit them as a punishment for being such a dumbass

    • @Augistry
      @Augistry 2 місяці тому +1

      @@stevencolon1723 Asmodai deserves babysitting duty far more than Azrael

  • @sarnicholas4053
    @sarnicholas4053 Рік тому +8

    Glad I now I have a video I can easily point to when I tell people that "I'm a Dark Angels fan, not a Dark Angels fan. I love the Legion, I do *not* care for the Chapter."

  • @chromerabbit
    @chromerabbit Рік тому +6

    I reckon Cypher can forest walk. It'd explain his escapes.

  • @SoulCrusherEx
    @SoulCrusherEx Рік тому +5

    First time I ordered something from Majorkill.
    It's loyalty is its own Reward... As a follower of the Lion for 20 years I couldn't deny this. Greetings from Germany mate. The Emperor protects

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 5 днів тому +1

    Lion: “Son, I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed and furious.”

  • @andrewbyrne2173
    @andrewbyrne2173 Рік тому +74

    We must stop traitors by becoming traitors.

  • @majorgrumpybum3161
    @majorgrumpybum3161 Рік тому +3

    On a brighter note the Dark Angels know how to deal with the Inquisition when it comes to Girlymans war on the Inquisition.

  • @transfan962
    @transfan962 Рік тому +8

    Do a video on the chief librarian from each legion.

    • @_walruseater
      @_walruseater Рік тому +1

      Oh this would be so rad! Good idea

  • @paulleader4
    @paulleader4 Рік тому +2

    The templar style knights of the 1st legion was what pulled me into 40k. many books later qnd they are still my favourite

  • @withlovefromlightindust591
    @withlovefromlightindust591 Рік тому +17

    Hello Majorkill,
    Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, the Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Pretty please? Thank you.

  • @eagle_and_the_dragon
    @eagle_and_the_dragon Рік тому +7

    I'll buy some Majorkill merch IF you deliver a video talking about: What would the return of each Primarch in Guillimans' place have looked like for the setting.
    Your choice mi amigo.

  • @gibby_crusader
    @gibby_crusader Рік тому +1

    Same take on the Dangels. They are my 4th favorite chapter for me yet are my favorite Legion.
    I play a homebrew Dark Angels chapter on tabletop so I can have all the goodies of playing DA while making my own lore and aesthetic (mostly just 30k theme)

  • @Channel-23s
    @Channel-23s Рік тому +2

    The fallen is like the Black rage or red thirst for the blood angels or Wolfen for the Space Wolves something the chapter hides out of fear

  • @XYZ-eo8um
    @XYZ-eo8um Рік тому +7

    Majorkill: *Makes material about Dark Angels doing traitorous things*
    Master Interrogator-Chaplain Asmodai: *Charging* REPENT, MOTHERFUCKEEEEEE...!!!
    And about DA doing borderline heretical things: I've read about the situation where assault squad of DA attacked Astra Militarium mechanized company on a planet so irradiated that the only safe way to traverse its surface for normal humans was via transport vehicle. Dark Angels heard a rumor that one of the Fallen was with that company, so they started to rip open Chimeras just to look for him, dooming the soldiers, and at some point company commander ordered to shoot those marines, seeing them killing his soldiers for no apparent reason.

    • @vencislavgynev8282
      @vencislavgynev8282 8 місяців тому

      Damn! I hear this story for the firts time. Even i being DA, God this guys have no remorses.
      But what happened after the commander ordered his soldiers to shot on DA marines? Don't tell me, that DA killed them all😢

    • @XYZ-eo8um
      @XYZ-eo8um 8 місяців тому

      @@vencislavgynev8282 if I remember correctly, none survived, and DA simply departed since there was no Fallen there. Since it was warzone, the destruction of that company was most probably blamed on those who Imperium was fighting there at the time.

  • @SilentRaider53
    @SilentRaider53 Рік тому +2

    The Lion's got a lot of work to do ironing these guys out. I hope he manages it though because think of what the Dark Angels will be capable of if they get their priorities finally straightened out while being lead by their returned Primarch.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Рік тому +38

    And the Dark Angels call themselves "loyal." Lion is gonna need to sit them all down and have a long chat with them 😆
    Guess the only loyal Dark Angels are the Lion's personal badasses, the Risen. And hopefully the Lion can reform more fallen and shape up his crazed "loyal" sons.

    • @no-nonseplayer6612
      @no-nonseplayer6612 Рік тому

      he di sit them down Azrael cant wank to his Slaneesh Eldar porn with his left anymore

    • @ZephyrTheory814
      @ZephyrTheory814 Рік тому

      Imagine him meeting with Cipher it would be absolutely wild

    • @BM-wf9uf
      @BM-wf9uf Рік тому

      ​@@ZephyrTheory814Especially if Cypher is revealed to be Corswain. Lion El'Jonson's favourite son.

    • @no-nonseplayer6612
      @no-nonseplayer6612 Рік тому

      @@ZephyrTheory814 or wery rational thing as most of The Fallen has Been with HIM very cordial

    • @boxy2k8
      @boxy2k8 Рік тому

      Nah, most of the Dark Angels have no idea about the Fallen.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +9

    Dark Angels: "We need an adult!"
    Lion El'Jonson: "I am an adult as your father."

  • @Cornerboy73
    @Cornerboy73 Рік тому +1

    Yes Asmodai, that's him - that young man right there in the f*cking incredible t-shirt.

  • @filipem4221
    @filipem4221 Рік тому +2

    I just love how after all this time you kept Settra in the end of all your videos

  • @emanflores8983
    @emanflores8983 Рік тому

    that shenanigans with the Warden hurt my brain, Emperor rolling on his fuckin throne over it

  • @showmeyourtuts3670
    @showmeyourtuts3670 Рік тому +2

    I can imagine one of the fragmented consciousness of the Emperor being like Bruh after finding out the warden he tasked was killed by some loyalist, paranoid Dark Angels.

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 Рік тому

      Since when is the emperors mind fragmented?

    • @Significantharrassment
      @Significantharrassment Рік тому +2

      ​@@socksman9968He pretty much was since he was on the golden throne my guy, he can barely speak a cohesive sentence and all his Custodians have to groupe up and discuss whether it was a word or just a random sound he made

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 Рік тому

      @@Significantharrassment I get that but is it actually shattered like the ctan? Did he not "wake up" after the great rift, he spoke clearly when he possessed robute and destroyed nurgles garden

    • @Significantharrassment
      @Significantharrassment Рік тому

      @@socksman9968 okay okay to simplify, you can see the Big E as having dementia as of now

  • @curch7804
    @curch7804 Рік тому +14

    You missed the time that the imperial fists captured a fallen, so while the imperial fists where fighting on a planet below the darkangels boarded their ship to take the prisoner and not only stole a contemptor dreadnought but killed the warrior inside

    • @vencislavgynev8282
      @vencislavgynev8282 8 місяців тому +3

      Damn, these guys have no remorses.😂 But i still love them.😂

  • @sasanahadian2859
    @sasanahadian2859 Рік тому +3

    Superb video as always @majorkill.
    Could you make a video dedicated to the Navigators, the major houses, their politics, relation to the overall Imperium and factions, etc?

  • @yunume
    @yunume Рік тому

    6:00 Can't stop seeing a smiley face in that dude's gold trim.

  • @AbhisarRawat
    @AbhisarRawat 11 місяців тому +1

    Dark Angels: Kill a banana boi
    Constantine Valdor: "have you heard the tale of the Thunder warriors and their "sacrifice" ?"

  • @agakrayna
    @agakrayna Рік тому +1

    Space Marine squad: best of the best. Veterans of countles wars. Just 3 of them can demolish entire star systems.
    Next day:
    50 of them die in 12 seconds

  • @biggreen4987
    @biggreen4987 Рік тому +3

    6:25 Well it seems that Black Templars did more heretical thing, because they killed a Custodian who introduced primaris to them xD (Primaris were killed to)

    • @foxnut13
      @foxnut13 Рік тому

      Yes BT are almost just as bad

  • @bradleyarchibald2464
    @bradleyarchibald2464 Рік тому +2

    There's a comic book series from a long time ago about the dark angels being found out by an inquisitor. I can't remember her name. They manage to trick a grey knight into killing her. Except she actually didn't die. One of the newer novels called Awakenings has her coming back. The comic books graphic novels are called the fallen, will of iron, and revelation.

  • @AjaxMavrick
    @AjaxMavrick 5 місяців тому

    I loved the dark angels for this. Killing a custode when it's very minimal for a space marine chapter to even have an opportunity to kill one.

  • @thezman9001
    @thezman9001 11 місяців тому

    I imagine that some would probably panic and attack the lion or off themselves hearing him mention the fallen at all

  • @vlweb3d
    @vlweb3d Рік тому +1

    With that said, they still need to PAY for killing a Custodian. You simply don't do that shit and expect to get away for long. They will have to make amends - directly to The Emperor - for that transgression.

  • @Wertsir
    @Wertsir Рік тому +1

    Who would have ever expected that a group named the bloody Dark Angels could ever fall from grace? What a twist!

  • @josephvoskuhl878
    @josephvoskuhl878 10 місяців тому

    It must be hard for your favorite primarch to have the most silly billy chapter of space marines.

  • @__-tp4tm
    @__-tp4tm Рік тому +2

    Damn, opening yourself up as a whistleblower of the DA, watch out for Cypher.

  • @janzwierzchowski3066
    @janzwierzchowski3066 Рік тому +1

    There are much more things that Dark Angels did against Imperium. I hope You will make part II ;) Cheers

  • @alpharius8336
    @alpharius8336 Рік тому

    Lion: We reunite my sons, the fallen are no longer traitors and shall be executed if they are truly traitors to dark angels and imperium, but also redeemed if they pelage alliance to imperium and be willing to join it agian
    Asmodai: nuh-uh.

  • @L0CKD0WN34
    @L0CKD0WN34 Рік тому +1

    The custodian "died" and was picked back up later on by his brother

  • @allunt8170
    @allunt8170 Рік тому +8

    In arks of Omen, I really hoped that Azrael would first be all like: By the Emperor, my Lord has returned to us in … hold me on a minute! Are those… the FALLEN? Asmodai! Make them repent!!! The last part in TTS voice)

  • @discountplaguedoctor88
    @discountplaguedoctor88 Рік тому

    Honestly reminds me of how the Space Wolves get away with a LOT of shit that would get other chapters obliterated.

  • @OneReallyGrumpyJill
    @OneReallyGrumpyJill Рік тому +2

    Was never DA fan, but I would love to see Lion educate them for bs they've been doing

  • @randomromantic7462
    @randomromantic7462 Рік тому

    The Lion is going to be PISSED when he finds out what is boys have been up to

  • @flywookie9110
    @flywookie9110 Рік тому

    Got my muscle tee major, sick Merch. Looking forward to it, brother from NZ down under. Keep up the awesome videos

  • @angelobrewster6293
    @angelobrewster6293 Рік тому +1

    There was that one time Black Templars killed a Custsodes because in Valraks words "Miscommunication".
    No they murdered their Primaris Reinforcements, a Custsodes and their own battle brothers who actually wanted the Primaris Marines.

  • @colonelsanders1349
    @colonelsanders1349 Рік тому +1

    The Virgin Librarian vs the Chad Custodes

  • @ashslaa
    @ashslaa 11 місяців тому

    Ten to one, some of the dark angels will continue their shinanigans just behind the Lions back, heh!

  • @fuzzyrhino08
    @fuzzyrhino08 Рік тому +1

    it would be absolutely amazing if you could do this for other chapters and factions such space wolves, ultramarines and orks (although i think you may have done a video on the orks before)

  • @WilliamDeemer
    @WilliamDeemer Рік тому

    Oh, I imagine the chapter master and some chaplains are going to get bitch slapped by the lion when he figures out some of what they’ve been up to.

  • @SadisticThrasher
    @SadisticThrasher Рік тому

    Dark angels: its for the greater good
    Me: DO I HEAR TAU HERESY!!!!

  • @brandonaughtman9091
    @brandonaughtman9091 Рік тому

    The Lion is going to bloody his fits and blade with his Legion for the amount of wrongs they have done.

    • @BM-wf9uf
      @BM-wf9uf Рік тому

      Not likely. Since his return he has made it clear he will judge his sons based on their current deeds, not past ones.
      If they obey his order to stop killing the Fallen and do their duty to the Imperium he won't have an issue.

  • @legio-IV-Cataphract
    @legio-IV-Cataphract Рік тому

    The top ten community made wholesome moments would be great

  • @clementbianchini8651
    @clementbianchini8651 Рік тому +85

    Hot take: the Dark Angles are less loyal than the Alpha Legion

    • @captaincoolbreeze9429
      @captaincoolbreeze9429 Рік тому +14

      Naw, after watching Weshammer's video about the Alpha Legion, the Alpha Legion's various warbands are all traitors or at the very least renegades that are still waging a war against the Imperium that they no longer no why they even are waging such a war which is very much in line with the Alpha Legion.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ Рік тому +11

      ​@@captaincoolbreeze9429it's not particularly accurate, the primarch and the inner retinue of the actual alpha legion are loyalists, the warbands are not, but that's the case for every legion, the ultramarines have chaos warbands it doesn't make the ultramarines themselves traitors

    • @nez_ic
      @nez_ic Рік тому +4

      ​@@PeachDragon_the surviving Alpha Legion primarch hasn't been seen or heard from in thousands of years, even by the rest of the Alpha Legion
      Unless/until he returns it's safe to assume the Legion as a whole really is traitor

    • @seanyoung9014
      @seanyoung9014 Рік тому +8

      ​@@nez_icHe hasn't been seen....or has he? No? Yes? Maybe!

    • @tahmkench118
      @tahmkench118 Рік тому

      That's just another dumb unfunny meme lmao

  • @poodlescone9700
    @poodlescone9700 Рік тому

    The Dark Angels caught those Custodes by surprise. Yeah, that ia the Custodes excuse.

  • @mogwiawolf4354
    @mogwiawolf4354 Рік тому +1

    its sad what fear can do

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 Рік тому +1

    Dark Angels actually overtook Space wolces in Cringe levels.
    Crazy stuff.

  • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
    @the_apotecary_from_tf2 11 місяців тому

    "Hey, did It hurt when you fell from Heaven? Cause you're an Angel"
    And then the dark angels arrived

  • @kingofwhispers
    @kingofwhispers Рік тому +6

    No matter their heresy, I love them 😂😂💔

  • @angelotana3040
    @angelotana3040 Рік тому +1

    Major, I need you to talk about tacticus literally increasing prices by 500% and going from the best mobile game to the most greedy

    • @rosshein356
      @rosshein356 Рік тому +1

      I mean it’s associated with GW, price gouging was always a matter of when not if.

  • @lolbots686
    @lolbots686 Рік тому +2

    The lion:...what.
    Azrael:yeah...
    The lion:*sigh* ...you know given how absolutely ridiculous some chapters have gotten like oh i dont know the marines malevolent? This is...surprisingly not as horrible as the mere concept of the inquisition.
    Azrael:i...ok yeah,fair enough.
    Lion:...WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU KILLED A CUSTODIAN!?
    Azrael:...
    Lion:ok i wont say i liked the custodes, but that is...im not even going to ask how but dear god emporor that is just...beyond messed up.

  • @evansketches
    @evansketches Рік тому

    Man, I wonder what Lion El' Johnson's reaction would be when he discovers his legion once killed a Custodes✌️🤣

  • @tolerancegrid8701
    @tolerancegrid8701 7 місяців тому

    Dark angels are my favorite chapter for a while.

  • @Juulzyn
    @Juulzyn Рік тому

    Don't know how profitable it is, but if you dropped stuff like can koozies, more stickers, cups, shit like that I'd be placing an order that day

  • @PuddingXXL
    @PuddingXXL Рік тому

    Loved the Lions return book.
    The one thing that saved the Dark Angels from an ass whopping by Johnson was that Johnson fucked up himself badly during the Heresy. If he wouldn't have been such an idiot (literally giving away the ONE SINGULAR weapon that could kill Horus to an obviously traitorous Perturabo) he surely would have made an exemple of the Dark Angels.

  • @winningjubbly9712
    @winningjubbly9712 Рік тому

    I like Lionel. He's cool. He also has the best name. A primarch named Lionel is just too funny.

  • @AlphaOmegon
    @AlphaOmegon Рік тому

    WHAT THE FAACK? Said the Lion calmly after the dark angels told him about their kahoots this last few years.

  • @marsha11str64
    @marsha11str64 Рік тому

    We are the most "loyal" legion for which we have no secret - The Dark Angels, The 1st Legion, The most "loyal" legion of the imperium.
    (Azrael [The supreme grand master of the Dark Angels] talking to The Imperium while HOLDING the TITLE "Keeper of the Truth" and The "Sword of secrets")

  • @shanemurphy3186
    @shanemurphy3186 Рік тому

    Somewhere Luther is laughing at the Dark Angels for doing the same thing he did to his primarch resulting in his ‘banishment’ when Bobby G came to visit them

  • @joeford5181
    @joeford5181 Рік тому

    Guiliman sees Cato Sicarius: Why do I still live?
    The Lion sees his sons: WTF

  • @FoxandCro
    @FoxandCro Рік тому

    I was listening to the iron kingdom and a custodian was bodied. 7:50

  • @joshley1320
    @joshley1320 11 місяців тому

    Dark angels are my all time favourites (along side the night lords) but the 40k version whilst still being cool just need a beating from their daddy to sort them out

  • @shaquilleoatmeal911
    @shaquilleoatmeal911 8 місяців тому

    I swear to god that the Dark Angels are basically the loyalist version of Alpha Legion.

  • @prime1collector792
    @prime1collector792 Рік тому

    I want more Dark Angels stories on Caliban... give me the King Arthur shit, Let the Lion come home and fight more lions and shit.

  • @jpcartwright37
    @jpcartwright37 Рік тому

    My "loyalty is it's own reward" shirt is on its way. For the lion!

  • @davidhannant451
    @davidhannant451 Рік тому

    Dude love that dark angels top

  • @DoomStroller
    @DoomStroller Рік тому

    Wild how guilt and desire for atonement leads them to fucking ridiculous deeds. Highly recommend the book Cypher! When they square off with a custodes it's damn tight. Good cryptic read! Stoked to receive my green tee! Contemplating a 2nd purchase

  • @thearkitect4254
    @thearkitect4254 Рік тому

    ORKTOBER, WE NEED ORKS
    ORKTOBER, WE NEED ORKS
    ORKTOBER, WE NEED ORKS

  • @adrianmiskiewicz6762
    @adrianmiskiewicz6762 Рік тому

    What's difference between Dark Angeles and Sisters of Battle?
    Dark Angeles Space Marines: FALLEN!!!
    Sisters of Battle: HERETIC!!!

  • @ArcaneMaiden
    @ArcaneMaiden Рік тому +1

    This is why they need to learn from The Khan.
    If they came out clean before The Inquisitor era came, they wouldn't be this paranoid 🧐

  • @AK-os2wy
    @AK-os2wy Рік тому

    Just realized I've been watching your vids for months without subscribing. Guess I owe you a merch purchase

  • @ghannos9869
    @ghannos9869 Рік тому

    I hear that DAs hated Primaris Marines until they caught them trying to hide a mistake they made, keeping a secret, then they liked them. Too funny.

  • @kfeltenberger
    @kfeltenberger Рік тому

    I'd love to see your take on the Yellow King/King in Yellow...

  • @Sebuin
    @Sebuin Рік тому

    I miss the magice of Rogue Trader and those first games and armies we had. 80s in the mall back of the game shop. slice of pizza, 2 liter of pop. 14 years old and the Warhammer world was magic.

  • @MatthewLawrence.
    @MatthewLawrence. Рік тому +5

    For some reason hearing all this dumb shit The Dark Angels have done just makes me love them even more😅

    • @ironduke5058
      @ironduke5058 Рік тому

      Idk man, hearing them kill a Custodian and ponder about firing on Guilliman makes me feel the same way I felt when Russ shat on Magnus' psykers. Like mate, are you retarded?