Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving, considerate family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of resentment towards relatives.
Clifford Banes has one of the most awesome lives ever
8 years later and it's still true
How about being hit by two cars? , the first one throwing him into the path of the second.
What about that time he was hanged for high treason?
What about the time he was vacuuming?
What about that time he was fighting his nemesis atop an abandoned clock tower?
"You won't see THOSE kids learning Japanese!"
I love that woman.
She's always the best part of the roundtables.
"I love the money pit."
Does she want a dead baby?
She's absolutely my favorite character haha idk what it is about her but it's just so perfect
"I don't like those hermit crabs"
Today I found out...her name is Dorothi Fox, she played J. Edgar Hoover in the courtroom scene in Woody Allen's 1971 movie Bananas.
Money fires*
"Wont be seeing those girl learn Japanese!" Rofl, love her, she makes the funniest comments!
Dang, was rofl really only a thing 10 years ago?
@@aworm It's still a thing for me fam
@@Kazutadashi Fair enough, great to see that you are still living a decade later
@@aworm It's not like the people watching Onion videos ten years ago were old and at risk of dying! I'm surprised this is a thing.
@L2 Sentinel Dorothi Fox is amazing at this.
the old black woman is my favorite
You didn’t see the name?
You won't be seeing that girl learning Japanese
Dont insult LauraLee like that
Same
Her name is Jot Reid
“Even that dog looks too good”
Nancy was always the gem of these skits!
That old lady at the end. Lol.
I think they had to cut it there because everyone broke out of character after that
@@edmissonmassingue6140 I lost my shit at that scene. Pure gold.
I wonder if that was impromptu or she was directed to act that out that way. Either way it caught me by surprise how over the top funny it was lol
Finally we are past the happy sugar coated life of Obama and have a horrific depressive senile old man as president I can really relate to.
RogerBaxely What a cringe take
Don't be so sure of it, Biden hasn't even won the nomination yet
True. And he makes everyone look like Albert Einstein
Right? It's great that the amorphous blob of self entitlement and ignorance that is current office hates his family as a much as he hates them. Truly, his a man of the people.
@@uspatriots877 every time trump incoherently lies about basic facts to justify his horrible racism, I smile and just think of my own grandfather.
"Now that's a woman I can really relate to."
"being out of shape and being unhappy are core American values"
This video should be included in history class when they learn about the president that followed...
Biden?
@@TitanFlare No, the president that followed Obama is actually Trump, have you been missing from 2016 to 2020?
@@legrandliseurtri7495 tbhe only reason he was miserable was because the American people chose the ccp over there own country
No, Obama and Bush ruled for two terms each. The core values of Americans is only war. Orange Trump barely did anything on such a huge scale and was promptly kicked out.
@@TheFourthWinchester😅yeh
Things like this, and the onion generally, first make you want to laugh because they're fake. Then they make you want to cry because on a deeper level they're so accurate.
That's called a high-quality satire.
Absolutely, Having such a perfect, loving, intelligent, happy and healthy family as the first family and what the rest of the world looks at as an example of america as a whole is wrong, this not the america I know and hate with the white hot heat of a thousand suns.
Static105 you know this is a joke right?
Dawson Brown You know this is a joke, right?
@@zUJ7EjVD You know this is a joke, right?
@TeddyBear009 You know this is a joke, right?
@@sockifor1691 You know this is a joke, right?
The dog joke has now taken a turn as Kristi Noem, South Dakota governor, has written about shooting her puppy in her new biography. Not only that she told about shooting her goat and three horses.
When satire actually was satire. The pinnacle of political comedy.
This is so funny now that we’ve seen people freak out about Joe and his wife ordering the same thing at a restaurant.
What really?
It's disgusting and unAmerican to see someone actually live the American dream. It's a slap in the face every time I see them hug each other and say "I love you" on camera while achieving successful careers
"You won't be seeing those girls learning Japanese". That made me cry. XD
Easily one of the best Onion skits I've ever seen.
The premise is pretty simple, but they do an awesome job of making it really great with their banter as always. Love it.
"mannish dead-eyed wife"
"even that dog looks too good!"
hahahahaha
😂😂😂😂
As a satire, this necessarily reflects the truth, even if it distorts it
you wont see those girls learning japaneese
Watching this in 2019 and remembering THOSE PEOPLE in the White House. Thank God for the Trumps. Donald and Melania won't even stay in the same state of they can avoid it, he's estranged from one daughter and trying to bang the other one, while CLEARLY dating his friend Vlad from work. THAT'S American family values!
@randall2020 Vladimir Putin, the currently ruling Russian dictator. Jesus, you think Dracula would date someone with jowls? He's the master of darkness, he could have any man he wants.
@randall2020 Oh I get it, you were talking about butt stuff. Sorry, I'm not very good at sussing out sex jokes.
@@wabisabi3343 I still didn't get it until you explained. >.< thanks for the back and forth/explanation. This one r/whooshed me
Congrats on the blimp naming Clifford!
I love the Cliffford Baines jokes
I lost it at the French President
I just love it when Biden comes up in these.
Clifford baines is the biggest mystery ever. Something is either going really bad for him or really good for him lol.
Thank you for being the voice of reason in a world of chaos.
I appreciate you.
AHAHAHA 1:15
"he needs to come home drunk, forget his keys and when Michel refuses to let him into the house he just takes a stick and beats that dog to death right there in the yard"
HAHA!!!
I feel bad for laughing though, too dark for me
Clearly not too dark seeing how you are laughing the joke
that would win him some votes for sure…:
And then we could call the cops on him!
Sometimes I show Onion to my English students and they think it is real, it is so cool.
Cool.
"Even the dog looks too good."😂😂😂
Many years later and I still laugh at "Repo Men Collect National Debt Clock." :D
"You won't see those girls learning Japanese." 😂😂😂😂😂
Nice to see The Onion back in their usual form. That last scream was something awesome.
Thanks Julianna. The Big Banes should up and running by next month!
"even their DOG looks too good!" lol
This is actually real news.
maybe this is why Trump was elected
"even the dog looks too good"
Nancy, you're killing me
Nancy Fichandler, your sense of professionalism never fails to astound me!
The more of these I watch the more I begin to believe that the black lady is real and isn't playing a character.
I totally saw that lady at the mall last time I was in Twin Falls.
Just refresh the page when the ad starts playing to skip it
i bet someone read the title and thought for a sec "WAIT, there are MORE obamas?"
2:15 when any kid realizes their parents had to have done that thing for them to be born. The Biden visualization is bad, but not as bad as your own parents. Their acting is priceless!
"Even that dog looks too good!"
Great acting, writing, and satire. Where's it all gone? Certainly hasn't found its way to SNL.
No wonder Trump and Biden became presidents.
And continued to out of touch, not caring a s** about the people who put them there.
"Repo men collect national Debt Clock"
Lol.
That woman right at the end lol "aaaaarrrrgggghhh"! so funny!
Even the dog looks too good!
Lol @ the end "OMG" "OH COMON!" "THAT IS DISGUSTING" "THAT IS JUST REALLY UNCALLED FOR!" Then the epic lady hits out with "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!"
Is this show for reals ? :L
"Those kids wont be learning Japanese!"
Hello, I am from the future. This is a satirical news website. They just publicly released a statement. It was a surprise to us all.
@@iBasheveryone noooooo, now THAT's fake news
The black woman in these sketches kills me!! So funny, such a good actress!
Even the dog is healthy
Idk how I was alive and did not see this
lol @ "You won't see those girls learning Japanese!"
lmao, I love the "since 1896"
LOL!!! The end was hilarious with that scream of dismay and disgust
Oh they mentioned Joe Biden! Surely the onion has a time machine!
Great sketch as always. Thanks crew.
he didnt close guantanamo bay, only talks and considerations of closing. and torture is going on
"Aaaaaaaaaaah!"
That lady's scream of disgust at the end was fantastic! lol. Great.
sometimes The Onion videos are SO good I feel that 5 stars are too few.
Almost forgot about the UA-cam rating system back then! 💔
Ancient commeny
Ancient UA-cam history
Haha! Brilliant as always, love the photo with him and his new wife and kids!
I was just thinking the same thing.. that woman at the end going AHHHHHHHHHHHH was priceless!
I don't understand how the U.S. population. How the f@ck did you let such a show stop running?!
Probably the best show along with south park, that came out of the U.S
Completely! Didn't you see the broadcast when it aired???
And there's the thinking behind Trump's support.
Can't believe it took a 14yr old, 2min, comedy segment, for me to finally get it..
my favorite was "my daddy worked two jobs for the money hole and he never complained!!!"
jeez, that woman screeching at the end is GREAT! it goes from funny, to slightly unfunny, to absolutely hilarious in like 3 seconds!
Donald Trump never even slept in the same room as his wife. He's one of us!
What is sad is that you think anyone's happiness depends on politicians at all.
I love this, I wish the real news was like this
Haha I was going through a divorce when this came out
well spotted! never noticed that before
You can't really expect him to solve everything in less than a year...I think that he just needs some more time
That last groan though 😂
"Even that dog looks to good XD"
Sitting in for Clifford Banes who is having a blimp named after him... LOL!!!
"You won't see those girls learning japanese"
LOL
It will absolutely cost much much more than that.
"Even the dog looks too good". xD
Brilliant as always. 5/5 :)
I find the Onion much more reliable than FOX, though I'm not sure which one is funnier.
HAHAHA OMG that is GOLD, that is classic onion, its so good and In The Know is my favorite segment, I just want clifford banes to show up at least once lol
LOL at the black lady at the end... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
WE NEED ONION BACK❤
I love the old lady scream at the 2:15
This episode was hilarious.
These jokers oughta go to the Player Haters Ball. I'm sure they'll at least get nominated for Hater Of The Year. Might even out-do Silky Johnson.
That ending is too funny
How can people watch this and listen to what the "news casters" are saying and not pick up on the fact that it's not real?
Except Saturday Night Live doesn't even come close to what The Onion is.
I could actually think this as an actual complaint...
14 years old, but still as accurate as ever!
back on track
never was a fan of the more out-in-space stories...except for the dragon tank, that thing kicked all kinds of ass
"a very important distraction from my own empty horrible life"
god its a joke!
I miss the times when the onion was considered a joke....
Wow this is golden
I love old onion news
lol 'Repo Men collect national debt clock' Haha the way one of the people reacts at the end of the video. That was something else.