What Kind of Car is Your Wife? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 213

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  • @michaelviviano7564
    @michaelviviano7564 10 місяців тому +1527

    Never realized how much I would miss Nadav's laugh in the background until I watched this. Y'all need to put together a Nadav laugh track.

    • @Bren3669
      @Bren3669 10 місяців тому +95

      and give him residuals every time it’s played

    • @maleficent82
      @maleficent82 10 місяців тому +62

      I'm glad he's gone

    • @jb7720
      @jb7720 10 місяців тому +29

      it definitely changes the shows

    • @Papertowels68
      @Papertowels68 10 місяців тому +2

      Then they’d have to pay him 😂 and with what money lmao

    • @jarredfugleberg3994
      @jarredfugleberg3994 10 місяців тому +29

      I don’t miss it at all. His obnoxious laugh was forced sometimes too. You could tell the “belly laughs” were getting less genuine

  • @rileyzopf7236
    @rileyzopf7236 10 місяців тому +80

    All of the faces Tom makes while Bert talks is what makes this show so amazing.

    • @robinpendley4794
      @robinpendley4794 10 місяців тому

      The abs are showing up 🤨

    • @juancamarillo-wh3ly
      @juancamarillo-wh3ly 10 місяців тому +1

      Bro why did I go to the comments at the exact time I see that and I find this I've found my people lmao

  • @torquesteer4594
    @torquesteer4594 10 місяців тому +512

    Only Bert could spend 10 minutes talking himself out of being an alcoholic and then follow it up immediately with describing his LITERAL love of vodka

    • @joefish69
      @joefish69 10 місяців тому +14

      Yep he is a hundred percent a alcoholic that's all he talks about when he Sally's he has not drank it's a lie I am sure he drinks every day his love for alcohol is so visible does he go five minutes without talking about some kind of substance

    • @migzydrift
      @migzydrift 10 місяців тому +15

      Same shit every episode

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 10 місяців тому +11

      Romanticizing the drug

    • @Revolution1117
      @Revolution1117 10 місяців тому +7

      @@yourdadsotherfamily3530 Isn't just a little little weird that Brent is now associating / romanticizing women & booze in the 3rd person to justify his alcoholic fantasies.

    • @CC-ge5fo
      @CC-ge5fo 10 місяців тому +6

      @@migzydriftthe whole channel is this way.
      Bert’s the alcoholic with zero self awareness, Christina is always upset about something, Tom is the serial killer poor hater.

  • @chickhitlist
    @chickhitlist 10 місяців тому +254

    I wish Tom could get a complete story out

    • @spambox7397
      @spambox7397 10 місяців тому +8

      you have to wait for a guest bear

    • @jaredweed5060
      @jaredweed5060 10 місяців тому +8

      He doesn’t tell stories unless he’s making a surgeons salary

    • @mballou83
      @mballou83 10 місяців тому +10

      Came here to say this exactly! Figured someone else must have mentioned it already 😂 seriously though it would be great to hear one complete thought from Tom without Bert interrupting with something completely unrelated and about him. He sounds like he traded alcohol for cocaine, legit cannot shut up

    • @bheinatz1
      @bheinatz1 10 місяців тому +7

      But when would Brett have time to mention that he's not drinking and is in awesome shape?

    • @samsmobilepressurewashing8422
      @samsmobilepressurewashing8422 10 місяців тому +2

      Exactly, I caught myself yelling shut up Bert when Tom was about to say how much Marshawn lynch incline pressed

  • @JKimPersonal
    @JKimPersonal 10 місяців тому +456

    Funny seeing Tom act like he’s never choked anyone out before. Tell that to the families missing their moms and daughters.

    • @3K4peikos
      @3K4peikos 10 місяців тому +16

      I believe that this video will be used in the future court appearance when affected families finally demand accountability

    • @ehhhhhhhh2233
      @ehhhhhhhh2233 10 місяців тому +8

      😂😂 you people are in the WRONG VIDEO.

    • @brandytovar8845
      @brandytovar8845 10 місяців тому +31

      Why does it feel like G had you post this 😂😂😂

    • @Kred1bleThreat
      @Kred1bleThreat 10 місяців тому +20

      do you think theres a secret Garth/Tom team up going on? imagine the list. triple digits easy.

    • @InspectahReese
      @InspectahReese 10 місяців тому +3

      Wasn’t one guy he choked out on the subway who survived but got paralyzed from the waist down

  • @policebear88320
    @policebear88320 10 місяців тому +158

    Bert is Peter Griffin: Florida Edition, and Leanne is Lois. It's almost uncanny.

    • @MrJayehawk
      @MrJayehawk 10 місяців тому +1

      This is actually a pretty good observation.

    • @tobereed
      @tobereed 10 місяців тому

      Peter Griffin is funny tho

  • @johnalvarez6037
    @johnalvarez6037 10 місяців тому +4

    Bert: "Why don't you get Bert drunk?"
    Tom: "I have to do things."
    Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @InspectahReese
    @InspectahReese 10 місяців тому +10

    The cyclical nature of Bert improving then immediately self sabotaging never gets old

  • @delta666SoT
    @delta666SoT 10 місяців тому +93

    Lol bert out here anthropomorphizing every drink for a second straight podcast 😂

    • @kobadinho
      @kobadinho 10 місяців тому +2

      Whats that word 😅

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 10 місяців тому +10

      You know I don't know what that word means so I'm going to take it as a sign of disrespect!!

    • @MartiniGTGP
      @MartiniGTGP 10 місяців тому

      @@WKRP187hilarious

    • @MartiniGTGP
      @MartiniGTGP 10 місяців тому +1

      Anthropomorphism - the attribution of human characteristics or behavior to a god, animal, or object.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 10 місяців тому +4

      @@MartiniGTGP Have a buddy that cannot see any woman without her reminding him of a lion, moose, beaver etc. He's done it since we were in middle school.. After 30+ years of it , It's infuriating and hilarious at the same time 😆

  • @ChristopherParrish-f8w
    @ChristopherParrish-f8w 9 місяців тому +2

    The joy that these two men bring me has no limits. Bert is like a bad ass 12-year-old with millions of dollars and Tom is like his cool dad that he just stole his weed.

  • @richtherocket795
    @richtherocket795 10 місяців тому +7

    Enny dropping truth bombs and Bart's pissy reaction was perfection!😁🤣

  • @9176michael
    @9176michael 10 місяців тому +130

    Bart seems fine, totally in control of his alcoholism

  • @bballboy0019
    @bballboy0019 10 місяців тому +70

    Every ep Berts delusion keeps growing

    • @Tayzle412
      @Tayzle412 10 місяців тому +2

      Its INSANE

    • @Tayzle412
      @Tayzle412 10 місяців тому +5

      Most likely started taking more test, added ozempic, and thats the weight loss you see but i guarantee he is still drinking

    • @cubalibre4685
      @cubalibre4685 10 місяців тому

      "abs are showing" is borderline scary delusional

  • @HanzieTy22
    @HanzieTy22 10 місяців тому +4

    Enny saying 'I think you already do it" and "I think thats pretty much already how this show goes" talking about and calling out Bert for always talking over Tom was absolutely priceless. I literally LOL. Ole Berty Boy was so damn BUTT HURT but he knows and so does everyone else that it's 100% The TRUTH!!!!!

  • @tyler4418
    @tyler4418 10 місяців тому +34

    I'm down to 229 from 275, an episode of Bert talking about losing all that weight and the differences you start to notice after dropping so much, was perfect timing lol.

    • @crisisjack
      @crisisjack 10 місяців тому +4

      Nice. You added like an inch and a half

    • @mikeyjoestar
      @mikeyjoestar 10 місяців тому +2

      Hell yeah bro love to hear it. I went from 245 to 183 and listening to Bert’s weight loss was awesome 🔥

    • @dreiscool1
      @dreiscool1 10 місяців тому +5

      I’m down to 168 from 275-280 (7 months) lol
      His comment does hit hard. So does Tom’s given I have stairs in my house 😂

    • @Dp_is_Op
      @Dp_is_Op 10 місяців тому

      ​@@dreiscool17 months 107 lbs? Any tips?

    • @dreiscool1
      @dreiscool1 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Dp_is_Op don’t use a scale. You understand if you’ve been eating well or not. If u must, weigh yourself the 1st of every month- to see how you’re trending.
      I did keto/carnivore and intermittent fasting.
      Pretty much only ate one meal a day at 6:30 PM
      High fat high protein - if you’re consistent it will burn off.

  • @boliver30
    @boliver30 10 місяців тому +6

    Bert talking about vodka at 14:00 was such a treat. He masterfully weaves a story together and conveys the emotions he has in his relationship with alcohol. A true alcoholic

  • @coryhall3110
    @coryhall3110 10 місяців тому +53

    Bert spends half of his time on any given podcast trying to convince everyone he’s not addicted and the other half speaking with passion and eloquence about alcohol.

  • @bigdaddye75
    @bigdaddye75 10 місяців тому +19

    Congratulations to both of you on your weight loss , i am also on a weight loss journey since July i have lost 95lbs , found out i was type 2 diabetic and had some blood pressure issues , working on both of those , finally getting a handle on things , I watch or listen to yall every week

    • @Tayzle412
      @Tayzle412 10 місяців тому +4

      fuck yeah brother thats awesome

    • @Rebma12
      @Rebma12 10 місяців тому +3

      Good luck!!! You got this!

    • @richardcharles9349
      @richardcharles9349 10 місяців тому +1

      Hi mommy, you got this jeans 👖

    • @eyaffe1
      @eyaffe1 10 місяців тому +1

      Nice job! Now you’re only a poor.

    • @bigdaddye75
      @bigdaddye75 10 місяців тому

      ​@@eyaffe1lmao thanks brother

  • @Hello1nternet
    @Hello1nternet 10 місяців тому +8

    God, Tom looking at the booth for reactions on some of Bert's explanations is so much like Jim from the Office it's not even funny. Love the dynamic duo

  • @carsonbarr2233
    @carsonbarr2233 10 місяців тому +15

    It’s nice seeing the boys together again.

  • @SlummingItWithScotty
    @SlummingItWithScotty 10 місяців тому +20

    Bert’s def not an addict! He just never wants the party to end! What a revelation.

    • @RolandSpecialSauce
      @RolandSpecialSauce 10 місяців тому +5

      I mean that exactly what an addiction is.

    • @SlummingItWithScotty
      @SlummingItWithScotty 10 місяців тому +1

      @@RolandSpecialSauce Exactly!

    • @mistyspider13
      @mistyspider13 10 місяців тому +1

      @@RolandSpecialSaucewhoosh

    • @RolandSpecialSauce
      @RolandSpecialSauce 10 місяців тому +1

      @@mistyspider13 it didn't go over my head. I'm just agreeing with you, you ding dong.

  • @ijustiini
    @ijustiini 10 місяців тому +144

    bert is a damn poet for liquor

    • @markdavid1078
      @markdavid1078 10 місяців тому

      the Ernest Hemmingway of our time!

    • @mdougf
      @mdougf 10 місяців тому

      He really is lmfao

  • @muyspicypepper8258
    @muyspicypepper8258 10 місяців тому +6

    I love how Bert was describing "quantifying his emotions" and he was describing alcohol dependency 😂

  • @MisterWealth
    @MisterWealth 10 місяців тому +16

    9:50, doesn't Bert say he drinks wine on treadmills by himself?

    • @jarredfugleberg3994
      @jarredfugleberg3994 10 місяців тому +10

      He says wine doesn’t count cause Jesus liked it

    • @Lilslicky
      @Lilslicky 10 місяців тому +9

      Also years ago on hot ones he went on a rant about hating accepting random shots and drinks at shows, and would rather drink alone in his hotel room lol

  • @jamieflatley7133
    @jamieflatley7133 10 місяців тому +8

    Bert stops drinking for a few days and preaches like he's been on a spiritual journey. That livers still cooked

    • @jginc1392
      @jginc1392 10 місяців тому

      Dude I have fatty liver and been sober like one full year and no way my liver is ever gonna be good enough to support half the drinks i used to drink or a quarter of what Bert consumes

    • @jamieflatley7133
      @jamieflatley7133 10 місяців тому

      @jginc1392 Berts is just kidding himself... quite sad really

  • @MsJdahl
    @MsJdahl 9 місяців тому +1

    Bert talking about LeeAnn and Tom just sighing 😂😂 like he knows Bert means well but it was coming out the wrong way. I love it.

  • @osimate
    @osimate 10 місяців тому +22

    It's wild how much I miss Nadav on 2B and YMH, it's just like all these are missing a piece now. I need that laugh back.

    • @mattcoker9763
      @mattcoker9763 10 місяців тому

      Why did he leave?

    • @osimate
      @osimate 10 місяців тому +1

      @@mattcoker9763 It sounded like he just wanted to try and create content and try things on his own. Maybe he felt stuck in a rut or something akin to that.

    • @nah3193
      @nah3193 10 місяців тому

      Nadav's channel is actually really entertaining

    • @craighansen3031
      @craighansen3031 10 місяців тому

      He'll be back

    • @RCorbzz
      @RCorbzz 10 місяців тому +3

      You understand you literally just said "Toms podcasts aren't funny without a laugh track."

  • @Ryy_Ryy
    @Ryy_Ryy 10 місяців тому +2

    Bart is 100% a 1970s Dodge Van. One of the ones with shag carpet and a mini bar in the back and instead of some ocean animal or dragon painted on the side, its just him shirtless on a bear skin rug.

  • @JayMac
    @JayMac 10 місяців тому +64

    They're getting good at the outfit changes in between recordings.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 10 місяців тому +11

      Wow there's no getting one by you.. Those 2 guys live a 1000+ miles apart, have other podcasts, and tour the world non-stop doing comedy shows. You really think they have time to meet every week FOR A FREE PODCAST?? use some common sense man

    • @mmiles9734
      @mmiles9734 10 місяців тому

      ​@@WKRP187they advertise. This isn't a charity here

    • @genore1993
      @genore1993 10 місяців тому

      @@WKRP187 A FREE PODCAST? Use some common sense your yourself, they are getting 100$ of thousands of dollars a year for this shit.

    • @VicXtheMeX
      @VicXtheMeX 10 місяців тому

      Hey thanks for letting go of tom and bert's dick to type but we're allowed to complain about that shit@@WKRP187

    • @TalkingThrones
      @TalkingThrones 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@WKRP187It's not free when they're constantly asking for your money, through ads, ticket sales, ppv shows, merch, etc...

  • @Somegoy
    @Somegoy 10 місяців тому +73

    The amount of fun nadav added to this is seriously present now. All of ymh network doesnt feel right anymore

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 10 місяців тому +1

      Do they even show the boys in the control room anymore?

    • @johnszczerba9979
      @johnszczerba9979 10 місяців тому +3

      Did he make it more fun or was it just a trick to make you laugh with him?

    • @davesalanzo6513
      @davesalanzo6513 10 місяців тому

      You gunna cry?? Only poor people care as well

    • @stax03
      @stax03 10 місяців тому

      think about it this way, if you were a producer, paid as a producer, would you want to be used as talent?

    • @MrJodunu
      @MrJodunu 10 місяців тому +1

      He left at the right time, 2B stopped being funny around episode 50 and ymh doesn’t have it anymore.

  • @Lastlapinsider
    @Lastlapinsider 10 місяців тому +10

    Why is it called 2 bears when there's basically only one talker. Bert, when you ask Tom a question, please allow him to answer for at least ten seconds before cutting him off and turning it around to drinking again!
    Bert looks great after not drinking as much but he still talks about it 24/7.

  • @chrisg7663
    @chrisg7663 10 місяців тому +4

    I recently lost my dad as a 40yr old and this episode really got me - love ya!

  • @kyle601
    @kyle601 10 місяців тому +64

    It’s actually crazy how much healthier Bert looks. Hope he keeps it up.

    • @MMARLZ
      @MMARLZ 10 місяців тому +3

      I actually preferred it the other way…it meant even though we saw a lot more of him, we saw him way less frequently.

    • @rogue_z3451
      @rogue_z3451 10 місяців тому

      The tits are gone

    • @InspectahReese
      @InspectahReese 10 місяців тому +4

      I hope he keeps losing weight till the scales tip and he starts battling anorexia

    • @justin_la81
      @justin_la81 10 місяців тому +3

      Yeah his red face looks great

    • @jblz86
      @jblz86 10 місяців тому

      I hope so too, but it probably won't happen.

  • @thecairdcompany2811
    @thecairdcompany2811 10 місяців тому +1

    Nadavvvvvvvv come back with that ridiculously loud laugh 😂😂

  • @mtbtripspr3660
    @mtbtripspr3660 10 місяців тому +22

    "One of the only celebrities that is outspoken about his support of Hamas... Bert Kreischer" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChrisCromag
    @ChrisCromag 10 місяців тому +2

    Keep up the good work Bert! I went from 443 pounds last December and now I am 368 ! It ain't easy especially without any friends to encourage me. I'm doing this all alone and I still got more to go. My goal is 270 and I'm gonna make it happen this year! Thank you for being inspiring!

    • @wurq001
      @wurq001 10 місяців тому +1

      keep going, sir !!! 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

  • @Koncs86
    @Koncs86 10 місяців тому

    Bert's body dysmorphia never ceases to amaze me...

  • @fridegreen2may843
    @fridegreen2may843 10 місяців тому +3

    In regards to dying, in my experience sudden deaths, vs expected deaths are so much more traumatic to deal with in terms of arrangements

  • @drsavage3262
    @drsavage3262 10 місяців тому +2

    Great form Tommy! No hooks in and Berts face went red instantly 😂😂😂

  • @whitebuffalo4904
    @whitebuffalo4904 10 місяців тому +6

    tom uncovering that brent never takes stairs is nearly as peak hilarity as the great koolaid revelation was... but nothing will ever top that.

    • @richtherocket795
      @richtherocket795 10 місяців тому

      I know right! I don't know who laughed more at that craziness, Tom, Bart, or me; I was legit hunched over crying laughing!😂

  • @RolandSpecialSauce
    @RolandSpecialSauce 10 місяців тому +10

    Wasn't Bert and Tom's first weight loss challenge during the first Sober October they did? Bert just admitted to drinking through the whole challenge. Which isn't surprising. I always figured he was lying about not drinking.

    • @billybuttons4298
      @billybuttons4298 10 місяців тому

      No....the first weight loss challenge took place December of 2016 with the final weigh ins at the very beginning of January. The first Sober October was 2017.

  • @departedgardens9262
    @departedgardens9262 10 місяців тому +3

    Yoo Bert not “doing stairs “ is fucking hilarious wtf.

  • @Putzl52
    @Putzl52 9 місяців тому

    I've missed this show. Glad you guys are back. The guests don't have the same dynamic.

  • @noelgallegos17
    @noelgallegos17 10 місяців тому +5

    Nadav’s laugh provided so much, it is crazy not hearing it. Still a fan!

  • @christopherduffey2658
    @christopherduffey2658 10 місяців тому +1

    Words can’t describe how much joy this podcast brings me on Mondays! Love you both and this whole crazy community! 😂

  • @marcop4845
    @marcop4845 10 місяців тому +17

    Bert’s way of describing vodka is insane 😭

    • @chrisscornerx3
      @chrisscornerx3 10 місяців тому +1

      Not gonna lie I wanted a cold Titos after that talk

    • @beatrice81
      @beatrice81 10 місяців тому +1

      He calls the drink she lol❤

  • @alanm284
    @alanm284 10 місяців тому +5

    Tom talks, Bert interputs. Glad the team is back together

  • @jasonwringer8981
    @jasonwringer8981 10 місяців тому +7

    love bert and tom... their like brothers from another mother lol. im so glad i found these guys a few years back. i love finding new shows and comics on my own without someone turning me on to them.. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK U TO BERT AND TOM. im suffering from stage 4 colon cancer i have surgery in 2 weeks and it 50/50 weither ill survive. this past few months in horriable pain from it and these guys made this single father of 3 boys with my life coming to an end, made me LAUGH and SMILE more then i have in over a year. I just wanted to tell them thank you. sorry for the bad spelling everyone i just got back from chemo and my brain isnt their yet today.. NEVER CHANGE bert and tom not for anyone, you guys are simply amazing comics

    • @turkdiamond
      @turkdiamond 10 місяців тому +6

      Hey man… I know this likely doesn’t mean shit to you, in the grand scheme of things… but I hope you end up on the positive side of that 50/50, & you get to live many many more years.

  • @lynngriffin2106
    @lynngriffin2106 10 місяців тому +11

    I love that they kept Nedav’s laugh in the intro

    • @MichaelLaFrance1
      @MichaelLaFrance1 10 місяців тому +7

      Nadav should get residuals for it.

    • @nathanpeterson261
      @nathanpeterson261 10 місяців тому

      @@MichaelLaFrance1 nadav is probably the one that made it

  • @marycallahan7795
    @marycallahan7795 10 місяців тому +56

    Bert dries out for a month & relapses for the next 11 months, pretending he’s in control of his Alcohol Abuse Disorder.
    You’re fooling no one. RIP BERT 💀

    • @toohamm6809
      @toohamm6809 10 місяців тому +2

      That being said you're not wrong.. I feel like 60% of the comments in every video he's in is people talking about his drinking tho. Like he seems fine

    • @tannercollins6696
      @tannercollins6696 10 місяців тому

      ​@toohamm6809 you are not a very smart person, educate yourself

    • @keengkai8175
      @keengkai8175 10 місяців тому

      I’m a weed guy now
      I love weed
      Check out this weed. Smell it.
      Best fucking weed around

  • @lindsaychristian4151
    @lindsaychristian4151 10 місяців тому

    This is why I watch 2 bears. For these episodes

  • @Oluo_Iroso_Unkuemi
    @Oluo_Iroso_Unkuemi 10 місяців тому +6

    I can watch these 2 like all dam day. I love that their friendship seems untarnished by the dunk contest incident.

    • @ryanowns5
      @ryanowns5 10 місяців тому

      Wow youre pretty late 😂

  • @chrisdurandt3834
    @chrisdurandt3834 10 місяців тому +1

    Cannot wait to see Ellis "The Menace" Segura in the UFC.

  • @thegimp7796
    @thegimp7796 10 місяців тому +11

    So weird that these two are the new Brendan Shaubs of comedy. Everyone seems to hate them

    • @jonathanstewart6899
      @jonathanstewart6899 10 місяців тому +4

      @@humanbeing1168 the poors lol

    • @c0mpoot3rn3rd
      @c0mpoot3rn3rd 10 місяців тому +2

      Lol idk if getting tired of two popular comedians is the same as the hate people have for the bee sting

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 10 місяців тому +1

      They’ve run their course. Even Rogan prefers Gillis & Normand. Schulzie too.

    • @bigben42
      @bigben42 10 місяців тому +1

      It’s not weird, it just kind of happens when a podcast gets big enough…a group of haters forms and hate watches lol

  • @PooNagoo
    @PooNagoo 10 місяців тому

    “I don’t fuck with stairs” w a pic of Bert should prolly be a shirt 😂

    • @PooNagoo
      @PooNagoo 10 місяців тому

      That and “You know I was cracking toilet seats left and right” 😂

  • @fasteddie4435
    @fasteddie4435 12 днів тому

    "CAN I TRY A CHOKE HOLD ON YOU, RIGHT NOW?"
    I can't breathe....😂❤❤❤❤ 7:10

  • @Xxxsorrow
    @Xxxsorrow 10 місяців тому +10

    The way Bert talks about his wife makes me appreciate my husband even more. Goddamn Bert doesn't know when to shut up. 😬

  • @TheEmzley
    @TheEmzley 10 місяців тому

    I love every time Bert talks about food, you can actually hear his mouth watering

  • @BroHooks
    @BroHooks 10 місяців тому +12

    A happiness journal is for addicts that are trying to justify their actions

  • @Gotti89
    @Gotti89 10 місяців тому +1

    If Bart doesnt get some good Marshawn Lynch stories, he'll just make some up lol

  • @Lina780
    @Lina780 10 місяців тому +19

    Feels like Tommy buns really wanted to choke out Bart 😂😂

    • @pantallic5343
      @pantallic5343 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah he started slowly lifting Brent out of his seat 🤣

    • @kylethompson6648
      @kylethompson6648 10 місяців тому +1

      Oh, no doubt! Then he said, "It's getting better!"😂

  • @4martch
    @4martch 10 місяців тому +1

    Bert is an old Buick. Takes up most of the road and you can always hear it from down the road

  • @WhiteWhiskers99
    @WhiteWhiskers99 10 місяців тому +5

    THank you guys for this show. I laughed and it actually made me think a bit about my life, I'm 43 and going through the same issues

  • @Drigoon12
    @Drigoon12 6 місяців тому

    Bert is fully describing how i feel about my Fiance. Bronco man thats what we want

  • @williamdecker3989
    @williamdecker3989 10 місяців тому +98

    I surely hope Christina is taking combat pistol training at this point so she can defend herself from the men in her house!

    • @D_Trade
      @D_Trade 10 місяців тому +13

      I mean, Tom already pushed her down the stairs, so it makes sense 😂

    • @zacharyeskelson6229
      @zacharyeskelson6229 10 місяців тому +1

      Ok Garth

  • @Gummy94Bear
    @Gummy94Bear 10 місяців тому +1

    Bert's stories of Leann never fail. oversharing always XD

  • @MikeKrumrei
    @MikeKrumrei 10 місяців тому +17

    Did anyone else immediately miss Nadav when Tom asked to put Bert in a chokehold?

  • @jnrivera3710
    @jnrivera3710 10 місяців тому

    One of the best genuine conversations in this podcast I’ve ever seen by Tom and Bert have. I’m glad that they got over the tension they had going for awhile there. That’s true friendship and I honestly hope that their relationship keeps growing and getting better. I’m gonna sound sappy but this episode made me feel good about the positive outlook we all should strive for in life. Plus the conversation about women and what you should look for in a good woman was grade A material. Good shit boys.

  • @anoc_gaming
    @anoc_gaming 10 місяців тому +3

    Bert is the +45 year old equivalent of the "Just one more game" guy that we all game with.

    • @GackleBlax
      @GackleBlax 10 місяців тому

      stop ignoring my discord messages

    • @anoc_gaming
      @anoc_gaming 10 місяців тому

      @@GackleBlax I have 0 idea who you are. LOL

    • @GackleBlax
      @GackleBlax 10 місяців тому

      @@anoc_gaming well that explains why you've been ignoring me

    • @anoc_gaming
      @anoc_gaming 10 місяців тому +1

      @@GackleBlax LOL

  • @osmanlopezjr4237
    @osmanlopezjr4237 10 місяців тому

    8:28-8:33 ..idk why but that face fn killed me, why is that so funny lol

  • @spiceboyog9083
    @spiceboyog9083 10 місяців тому

    7:21 Tom just flies solo has the best show ever. Bert wakes up every so often just to get knocked out again.

  • @MrSpeedyAce
    @MrSpeedyAce 10 місяців тому +6

    Why is every episode of 2B1C always Bert trying to convince everyone that he isn’t an alcoholic?!?!?

    • @Shuffffff
      @Shuffffff 10 місяців тому

      You're new here aren't you? 😂

  • @dandunlap8638
    @dandunlap8638 10 місяців тому +1

    It’s funny how Bart says “WE’RE” getting hammered, as if everyone folds to peer pressure the way a child like him does 😂😂😂

  • @thehaaps
    @thehaaps 10 місяців тому +279

    This episode is brought to you by Bert’s full blown alcoholism

    • @Revolution1117
      @Revolution1117 10 місяців тому +6

      Sponsored by "Bart Krishna's NEW Extra Strength Narcissism". Tastes just like Tito's!!👍

    • @dalelane1948
      @dalelane1948 10 місяців тому

      ummm, he's a party guy, therefore NOT alcoholic , idiot

    • @princevegeta-son
      @princevegeta-son 10 місяців тому +5

      With fans like you people who needs enemies

    • @Dave-h4r
      @Dave-h4r 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@princevegeta-sonwith enablers like you, who needs friends?

    • @connormcginty9283
      @connormcginty9283 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Dave-h4rMy god, that was beautiful.

  • @Treycordie
    @Treycordie 10 місяців тому +2

    hopefully we get a pod soon where tom talks for more than 30 seconds

    • @floramaebunny4777
      @floramaebunny4777 10 місяців тому +1

      Over 200 episodes it has not happened yet…

  • @TruckerWilly
    @TruckerWilly 10 місяців тому +12

    foley is definitely the guy that broke the chair

    • @livefire81
      @livefire81 10 місяців тому +1

      My thoughts exactly. The Ozembies still has a way to go on that WaWa twin.

    • @thedukeofkidding941
      @thedukeofkidding941 10 місяців тому +1

      I'm thinking Foley or Stavros

  • @thomasrowland6561
    @thomasrowland6561 10 місяців тому +1

    I've been telling myself for years that as long as I was healthier then Bert I was doing ok. Listening to this podcast while I clean my apartment this morning and realising I'm at a point in my life where Bert would be worried about me has me spiraling.

  • @codyyoumans4402
    @codyyoumans4402 10 місяців тому +3

    Way to take over the whole entire episode Gertrude

  • @kenrhyne8672
    @kenrhyne8672 10 місяців тому

    Remake of "back to school" with Bert....gold baby!!!!

  • @stevendavis1089
    @stevendavis1089 10 місяців тому +6

    I need to see this show “frat dad” hahaha

  • @ItsParachuteAdams
    @ItsParachuteAdams 10 місяців тому

    Berts Alcohol poetry is beautiful

  • @tewodroz
    @tewodroz 10 місяців тому +7

    Bert is one of a kind, man 😂😂😂😂 .. love these two!!!

  • @helpfulneighbor2080
    @helpfulneighbor2080 10 місяців тому

    This is my application to become bert's personal party friend, I'll party anytime you want and never go to sleep.

  • @Tayzle412
    @Tayzle412 10 місяців тому +11

    Glad Bert was able to stay on topic until almost 3 minutes in!

    • @Tayzle412
      @Tayzle412 10 місяців тому

      only took until 9 minutes before the deluded rationalizations about alcohol began - why is nobody talking to Bert about his non-sense? Nobody wants to listen to him talk for an hour after?

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 10 місяців тому

      @@Tayzle412ha, because Bert doesn’t want to hear it.

  • @ogmickeydiamond
    @ogmickeydiamond 10 місяців тому +1

    Love when the podcast slips into wholesome moments like starting at 17:41. What a great start to the week.

  • @maleficent82
    @maleficent82 10 місяців тому +6

    Finally my boys are back. I'll accept free air fare and tickets to your together tour as an apology. Lol

  • @viktorsincic8039
    @viktorsincic8039 10 місяців тому +1

    Bert we're really proud of you.
    Now just do more stairs - those are lifesavers!

    • @richtherocket795
      @richtherocket795 10 місяців тому

      I know right! "The girls have bedrooms upstairs, so I just never go up there," has got to be one of the craziest things Bart has ever said... and THAT is saying something!!!😂

  • @ehhhhhhhh2233
    @ehhhhhhhh2233 10 місяців тому +3

    "The 'funnest' thing to Bert" = Being so unbelievably annoying, and pressuring to your "friends" who are trying to sleep, to drink, that they eventually drink just to shut your alcoholic ass up. Wow, how fun for everyone....

  • @The.Adam.D
    @The.Adam.D 10 місяців тому +2

    I started my weight loss journey after Air Segura, and I’m down about 130 lbs.

  • @FludzyTV
    @FludzyTV 10 місяців тому +43

    One bear one cave, lead by Bart is quite literally my worst nightmare. A great friendly podcast turned into delusional “we’re not alcoholics” show. Hey Bret if you’re making the excuse to drink, even by “bringing the party” you’re the alcoholic.

    • @MartiniGTGP
      @MartiniGTGP 10 місяців тому +2

      Bringing**

    • @bheinatz1
      @bheinatz1 10 місяців тому +2

      *worst

    • @marjabalconi718
      @marjabalconi718 10 місяців тому +5

      I’m genuinely curious why y’all keep watching, then comment negative shit every episode….?

    • @MartiniGTGP
      @MartiniGTGP 10 місяців тому +1

      @@marjabalconi718 they killed Jesus too.

    • @FludzyTV
      @FludzyTV 10 місяців тому +2

      @@marjabalconi718 I’m a fan of Tim SE-GU-RAH he’s done a lot for the Asian community

  • @carmensperry7095
    @carmensperry7095 10 місяців тому

    Tom had a Bart moment out of nowhere and off topic "can I do a choke hold on you right now?" I wonder how many times he's had that thought but this time it slipped out lol😅😂

  • @DiscGolfAddict
    @DiscGolfAddict 10 місяців тому +3

    So we actually believing his sobriety talk. I’m not buying it

  • @jacobdavis7818
    @jacobdavis7818 10 місяців тому +1

    As a Seahawks fan, listening to Bert and Tom talk about Seattle is just awesome never thought I’d see the day

    • @Nope.369
      @Nope.369 10 місяців тому +1

      Me tooooo! Go hawks

  • @sirhaunchalot3336
    @sirhaunchalot3336 10 місяців тому +3

    Thanks bert, now ill never hit play on anything either of yall do with Netflix :) thanks pal

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 10 місяців тому

    Tom advertising Lexus' to us Fat Poors is the joke of the day! 😂

  • @lalloligyst718
    @lalloligyst718 10 місяців тому +5

    On today’s episode of “ I’m not an alcoholic”, Bart attempts some pretty incredible verbal gymnastics to assure himself that he doesn’t have a drinking addiction. We’re turning into a one trick pony here guys. Can we get back to funny please?

  • @FamousActor_AlPacenis
    @FamousActor_AlPacenis 10 місяців тому +1

    Yay Bert convincing himself he’s not an alcoholic for an hour again!!!🎉🎉🎉

  • @anthonychavez4376
    @anthonychavez4376 10 місяців тому +3

    Fly high Nadav’s laugh 🙏🏽🕊️

  • @wiliconner4791
    @wiliconner4791 10 місяців тому

    These woman analogies are brutal. Love you fellas thanks for all the awesome content!

  • @edwardshepherd8074
    @edwardshepherd8074 10 місяців тому +3

    I'm so happy you guys are back together. Don't apart for so long next time.