Tbf if he really spent a weekend he could have learned a couple games, problem with Berty boy is retention, it’s Monday when they film so he is fresh off the weekend
He probably measures levels of intelligence by life experiences and wealth and having happy friends and family, but by all means think you're smarter by wasting months of your life sitting there staring at some meaningless game
@@WKRP187 honestly not even that into chess anymore I played in high school for a bit when I had time but I was playing sports and stuff so there is a balance you can have in life, you know be smart and still enjoy life maybe you should try it, might give you a better tone when talking to people
Actually, having an iq of 100 or lower increases your odds of being successful. Most people and companies do not like intelligence.. Smart people ask questions..
Every week I’m more and more surprised that Bert can tie his own shoes. Dude really just said chess is more complicated than checkers like he discovered something 😂😂😂
Seriously. First time listeners may wonder whether or not he is mentally challenged. The way he constantly interrupts and changes subjects....and then the ridiculous statements and claims he makes. It's comical, but not funny.
Dude he laid the bar on the ground, rolled around on it, accidentally poked himself in the eye and pooped his pants lowered the bar. Like this muffukker is special AF.
Was such an A Hole move. Bert really thinks showing the NFL Rookie of the year that he can do 20 push ups would impress him. CJ had no clue who he was.
Love how you people cry about ads when every podcast has them, if you were in this situation you’re telling me you would have no ads ??? Just going to do it for free ??
Still acting like slobs eating with their mouths open!! You think with the amount of money they have they could buy some f'n manners!!!! Not to mention Bert faking throwing up. The reason he didn't need the trash can is because he was playing up to it. I have no idea why, it's not funny in the slightest hearing a 50year old acting like a 3year old, pretending to throw up. Everything he does now is so cringy. Don't even get me started on that friggin dolphin "laugh" he puts on.... Why? It's not funny.
Bert is now at peak unlikable. And Tom, I'm sorry to say, is on the way there as well. Tom should distance himself from Bert and his wife for a bit. Also, get Nadav back. YMH is just a shitshow atm
@@Chickennuggets18363they have a white labeled product and they are trying to get the poors to buy it because the poors are losing interest in their shows
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
Det er et produkt fra Tulip som hedder 'Mezcla Sandwich Spread'. Jeg har heller aldrig set eller hørt om det før og måtte bruge lidt google detektiv færdigheder for at finde frem til det. Det er hverken dåse leverpostej eller torskerogn.
This crap has run it's course....It was real good at first, but don't tell me now this isn't scripted. From Bert's fake farting like he crapped his pants, to this SHAMEFUL vodka promo where they walked around Super Bowl week being stupid and obnoxious, and meeting people & athletes who flat out don't drink and didn't want to drink that swill. The idea Bert thinks he is the 2nd best comic out there is flat out false. He is NOT funny. Acting like a slob, and a drunk isn't funny. The idea of them interrupting the macafee show to promote the vodka, and CJ Stroud didn't know them from a hole in the wall, and didn't care to know them was just priceless. Talk about a fail. Grow up you 2. Tom, you should've known better than to follow this guy's ideas.
I stopped watching like 50 episodes ago. Every Monday I’ll still attempt to listen but I only get 2-3 minutes in before Bert says something stupid and I have to turn it off
I'm only 1 minute into Burt talking, its insufferable. "GNP". "What do they make, whats a big Indian product?" How about everything you're wearing on your body, Bart.
@@zacheddy9685 it was worse at the end with the fruit roll up lol, about done the bad friends podcast and it's not much better. Too much screaming and I'm better than you with them.
Bert is so delusional that it has become cringey and annoying. If Bert read a third grade book on science, he’d claim he could engage a conversation about M-Theory with Edward Witten.
I thought the podcast long commercial for your liquor was bad, but Bert chewing and gagging and thinking he is a chess savant is atrocious. Are you trying to get people to unsubscribe?
The problem with this show is two trust fund comics, selling a product to "poors" then filling their show with a ton of ads. This is what happens when you grow up with a silver spoon.
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ??
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
Well bears, it's been a good run but I'm hopping off. Listened to every ep since the beginning except the vodka commercial. Today you're dragging out mukbang gimmicks and I'm hearing two grown adults puke and shit into my ears. I don't hate myself *this* much.
Nah they’re actually friends and Tom wouldn’t be jealous of anyone because he doesn’t care, and Bert isn’t jealous because hes a narcissist, so that’s why itll work still.
@@onyxmoonasquad1 I wasn't talking about jealousy. I was relating it to King and the Sting when they jumped the shark and started doing food challenges
@@TiffanyMaryJean I do actually been a fan for a long time. Specifically Tom, but I don’t hate bert. If you have followed Tom for a while you would have learned alot. He’s not only a top tier comedian, but a legitimate business man. There’s nothing wrong with people liking what they like. You know personally there’s several things I don’t like and yet some how some way I don’t usually see it. Which segways into why are you this deep in a comment section on something you don’t care about? Even more so something you don’t like, it’s a little pathetic. Just to specify it’s not pathetic that you don’t like something I do, it’s pathetic the fact you are digging comments to hate on what people enjoy.
As an individual who is working on their bachelors in accounting and finance, I was astonished to hear Bert say GNP. He is correct about it being a bar for productivity in a country.
@@justbigstepbro9167 In comes his totally not boyfriend to save his love. Yeah you Reddit dwellers stick together don't ya lol. Like REALLY stick together lol. Also same could be said for the comment you left in defense of your not boyfriend.. See how that works?
When he was in England, Tom stayed at the hotel I work at. When he checked out, the bathroom mat in his room had a massive shit smear on it. We didn't even try to clean it, just binned it.
Tom's relationship with Bert is how I imagine he talks to Ellis;
"oh yeah buddy? you think you can run faster than Usain Bolt?"
Spot on 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 where did you get the water from 😂😂
“Chess is my PASSION.”
-A grown man that’s been playing it for a weekend 😂
Bert acting like he understands chess to any extent is adorable
Tbf if he really spent a weekend he could have learned a couple games, problem with Berty boy is retention, it’s Monday when they film so he is fresh off the weekend
He probably measures levels of intelligence by life experiences and wealth and having happy friends and family, but by all means think you're smarter by wasting months of your life sitting there staring at some meaningless game
@@WKRP187 honestly not even that into chess anymore I played in high school for a bit when I had time but I was playing sports and stuff so there is a balance you can have in life, you know be smart and still enjoy life maybe you should try it, might give you a better tone when talking to people
"Horses" and "Castles" though..... Bobby Fischer though.... 😑
He is like a child
Bert trying to sound brilliant while saying "Understandering" warms my heart. HAHA
thats pretty understrandable
Cant wait for the episode in two months where they recap the superbowl 😂
Or how they crashed pats show.
This episode was recorded and banked before they even recorded their vodka announcement episode!
I can still hear nadav laughing on this one so wait til august
@@XpapricaX Nadav is googling
@@XpapricaX 😂
pov YMH has gone downhill so you check the comments to see if it’s even worth watching 👀
Don't be a baby.
Bert is proof that you don't need to be smart to be rich.
He’s finally gotten his fans to pay for his alcoholism.
He’s brilliant in one thing. Marketing himself to get views and ticket sales but he is a full blown narcissist.
You'd be surprised how dumb most rich people are. Or I don't know...literally everyone in the world in control of nuclear weapons are IDIOTS.
Actually, having an iq of 100 or lower increases your odds of being successful. Most people and companies do not like intelligence.. Smart people ask questions..
@@leonunlimited7552Any statistics to back that up? Genuinely curious 🤙
Every week I’m more and more surprised that Bert can tie his own shoes. Dude really just said chess is more complicated than checkers like he discovered something 😂😂😂
I feel like Garth Brooks has put a curse on Tom's comment sections 💀 😅
Garth has no genitalia, that’s the culprit behind all of the bodies
Andy reid agrees
I’m starting to be a fan of of Garth
@@COD_is_a_sinthat why no one fks you?
I think Tom cursed himself by being a rich prick about it
@11:50 Tom's reaction 😂
Hate from the comments that you pretend not to read
Nono he reads oooonly Tom's
It’s sad to admit but I agree. The glory days are over.
@@severinwolf497shows even better now but the unfollow button is not hare to find....yet here you are making them money😅😅
I didnt give this any play time, i immediately paused and come to read the comments lol
Same
Now I'm out. Peace
same
wow good for you
Whenever you think you know how dumb Blurt is, he lowers the bar even further.
Seriously. First time listeners may wonder whether or not he is mentally challenged. The way he constantly interrupts and changes subjects....and then the ridiculous statements and claims he makes. It's comical, but not funny.
Dude he laid the bar on the ground, rolled around on it, accidentally poked himself in the eye and pooped his pants lowered the bar. Like this muffukker is special AF.
idk why this is the first time i’m seeing Blurt. so fucking funny bro 😂
@@jacksonbruns9429welcome the charm wears off incredibly fast
@@InspectahReese no i’m not new. and there never was any charm. but blurt is just so fitting i’m surprised that’s the first i saw it
Can we find an 8 year old who has taken chess lessons for a year to play Bert and kick his ass?
“What is wrong with my brain?”
You’re an alcoholic Bert. 😂😂
Por Locos. 🤓
@@lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817por pendejo 😂
remember when these guys crashed the pat MacAfee show to promote 'their' vodka? Class acts
Was such an A Hole move. Bert really thinks showing the NFL Rookie of the year that he can do 20 push ups would impress him. CJ had no clue who he was.
Remember they are friends with pat..... go back to your double wide you poor
they seem like best buds! I bet they appreciated it as much as redbar@@Bryan31617
the haters are FGTRTDs my friend@@Bryan31617
These days the only entertainment I get from this podcast is reading the comments.
Sad but true.
Can you explain why they’ve been getting so much hate? I used to watch every week but it’s been almost a year since that.
Karma
@@The-nz8ui Probably for the same reason you didnt listen for a year lol
@@riomendoza1111ding ding ding
Bert thinking he has the best ideas, not realizing his brain is just a Bingo Hopper spittin out random numbers.
welcome to 2 adds at 1 time
Is it just me or are these guys not funny anymore?
Awww theyre hitting their youtuber reaction era
They're all grows up
Tom became the coolest of cool guys 😅 I think he learned tho, let them cook and try to win the audience back
Get a grip
Today Bert gets to learn what a vegetable tastes like!
Yeah! You said it @@PaulJohnson-o9u. You're totally not a bot.
You know a podcast is coming to its end once sampling shit becomes content. 😂
Tom: "Jesus, don't give away your strategy like this, you are going to change the Chess World." LMAO
Bert's is so insane! Doesn't know the pieces names.
Did he not say modern league baseball?
@@reesespieces5850 and gmp
Bert licking his fingers, chewing and burping directly into mic is just lovely
Welcome to 10 Ads 1 Chat w/ Blart and Tommy
Bahahahahaa 😂
I wish it stopped at 10 YT ads
Love how you people cry about ads when every podcast has them, if you were in this situation you’re telling me you would have no ads ??? Just going to do it for free ??
Maybe use an adblock extension in your browser.
@@Chickennuggets18363the embedded sponsor ads are out of control, I would gladly pay for a UA-cam account that negates all that.
Bart talking about chess is the same energy as King Shark reading his book upside down.
Ah yes people's favorite, hearing others eat on a microphone!
Especially someone lacking self awareness as much as Bwert; literally interrupted his own chewing to talk. Awesome to hear.
Imagine sniffing the mic after this
Still acting like slobs eating with their mouths open!! You think with the amount of money they have they could buy some f'n manners!!!!
Not to mention Bert faking throwing up. The reason he didn't need the trash can is because he was playing up to it.
I have no idea why, it's not funny in the slightest hearing a 50year old acting like a 3year old, pretending to throw up.
Everything he does now is so cringy. Don't even get me started on that friggin dolphin "laugh" he puts on.... Why? It's not funny.
I can picture the astonished face the grand master Bert will have, when he sees a clock next to a real chess board lol
Lol, Bert’s famous move: Pawn, Pawn, Horse, tall bitch in the back.
This podcast is dying quicker than Bert's liver
No it ain’t. You just worsen around it
@@bryanlee7989English?
The more Bert talks the more I question why I'm subscribed to the channel.
It's for the episodes where Tom talks to people who aren't Bert.
I'm subscribed so I can check in on the drop in viewership numbers
Same. Ymh been making me smh lately
@kneelread yet they have over 200k more than you'll ever have just on this one
@@Bryan31617 how does that impact the numbers going down and me enjoying that?
Bert reacting like that because it doesn’t taste like a burnt vodka tonic.
Bert is now at peak unlikable. And Tom, I'm sorry to say, is on the way there as well.
Tom should distance himself from Bert and his wife for a bit. Also, get Nadav back. YMH is just a shitshow atm
great...They will read this and leave the show.... Thanks a lot...
Sucks having to turn the podcast off halfway through from all the chewing, slurping, and gagging....
Truck loads of hate from pa
So funny to say truckloads of hate without the kkk
I remember when this used to be funny
Hopefully this aint another hour long infomercial for another celebrity vodka !!!!
Stupid
It’s old news, get over it… if you had a product you wouldn’t promote it ?? 🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@Chickennuggets18363they have a white labeled product and they are trying to get the poors to buy it because the poors are losing interest in their shows
Nope. It's an hour long ASMR video of two idiots smacking food and making throw up noises.
Are you poor?
Is the next episode going to be lazy Tier listing ranking video. Thats what bottom barrel youtubers do next to taste testing videos.
What's for sale this week?
@@StankTron hard pass
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
@@StankTron that item has the most value yet.
Zyn pouches
Bert: Im an intermediate chess player in this country.
Also Bert 5 seconds later: I traded horsed for castles the other day.
Taste tests are always the last dying breath of a channel.
Thank god!
I can’t watch these two anymore.
Can’t wait to fast forward multiple times this episode
I'm just happy we can fast forward
At least you're aware it's possible. Other people complaining about the commercials are too slow to realize you can click forward and skip the ads.
I played for the first time over the weekend. I'm a chess master. Even bought 2, $300 suits. Great episode.
It's crazy Bert can be his age and still not know anything about the world hahah like my dads age that's so wild
Because if it’s not about him he could care less. He’s a delusional alcoholic and Tom just fuels the fire
I'm just here for the comments
go to the comments on the upcoming kill tony with bert its rough
@@doctorb.5893 lol it’s brutal so far. I can’t wait for Bart to interrupt all the comics
The average elementary chess club member could beat Bert in Chess
I’d watch a 2 bears chess match. Hope Tom doesn’t break half his body during this challenge
Tom sucks I hope he gets poor again
As a Danish person, I would just like to say that I have never seen that stuff that he ate from the can in my life but it was hilarious to watch😂
Det var den klassiske Faaborg leverpostej på dåse
Det er et produkt fra Tulip som hedder 'Mezcla Sandwich Spread'. Jeg har heller aldrig set eller hørt om det før og måtte bruge lidt google detektiv færdigheder for at finde frem til det. Det er hverken dåse leverpostej eller torskerogn.
Har heller aldrig set den! 😂😂
This crap has run it's course....It was real good at first, but don't tell me now this isn't scripted. From Bert's fake farting like he crapped his pants, to this SHAMEFUL vodka promo where they walked around Super Bowl week being stupid and obnoxious, and meeting people & athletes who flat out don't drink and didn't want to drink that swill.
The idea Bert thinks he is the 2nd best comic out there is flat out false. He is NOT funny. Acting like a slob, and a drunk isn't funny.
The idea of them interrupting the macafee show to promote the vodka, and CJ Stroud didn't know them from a hole in the wall, and didn't care to know them was just priceless. Talk about a fail.
Grow up you 2. Tom, you should've known better than to follow this guy's ideas.
i used to realy enjoy this podcast
Ive felt the same way lately 😢
I stopped watching like 50 episodes ago. Every Monday I’ll still attempt to listen but I only get 2-3 minutes in before Bert says something stupid and I have to turn it off
No, you didn't
Yet, here you are on youtube. @@RockyMountainHigh74
@@RockyMountainHigh74 Same! I always fizzle out less than halfway thru.
I'm only 1 minute into Burt talking, its insufferable. "GNP". "What do they make, whats a big Indian product?" How about everything you're wearing on your body, Bart.
Life regrets? Listening to this with ear buds 😂😂
Yup, I'm at work listening to it and really wanna skip it but I'm holding out lol
I'm on public transit listening to this 😅
@@zacheddy9685 it was worse at the end with the fruit roll up lol, about done the bad friends podcast and it's not much better. Too much screaming and I'm better than you with them.
@@chrisgravelle1492 just finished the Ep and I can agree. That soft smack of Bert's lips is a killer with good headphones on
Bert is so delusional that it has become cringey and annoying. If Bert read a third grade book on science, he’d claim he could engage a conversation about M-Theory with Edward Witten.
"I'm already doing things Bobby Fischer does. It's easy." - Bertrum Chrysler everyone
Bobby Brown, I mean Bobby Lee
Has the teacup of hitler 😮
He's not Bobby fischer he's Fischer Price
I thought the podcast long commercial for your liquor was bad, but Bert chewing and gagging and thinking he is a chess savant is atrocious. Are you trying to get people to unsubscribe?
How much is Zyn paying Bert to bring that shit up every 10 minutes haha
The problem with this show is two trust fund comics, selling a product to "poors" then filling their show with a ton of ads. This is what happens when you grow up with a silver spoon.
When Bert starts flailing about after eating something bad, I can absolutely see the "baby walrus" he brought up in his special Razzle Dazzle.
2 bears tanking these days. Bert is ridiculous. Tom>bert i miss the old days. Kool aid, wife beating, the good old days.
Strong hamster gagging
Strong hamster energy from tom and his frail mum
I’m really growing to hate Burt he’s just so self centered and annoying anymore plus he repeats everything he hears and says “secret Time”
Barf Chrysler?
Bent Chrystals?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Paper. But I won't read it but I'll stand there with it."
No shit, Barf, you won't read it.
Is this episode another infomercial??? Those are my favorite
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ??
It just gets harder and harder to watch Bart…
I can’t get through a whole podcast with these two. Real bunmer
Really excited to see what they're advertising this week.
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
nothing more BORING than watching people eat gross food and almost throw up.
No talk about the last episode bombing?
They recorded and banked this episode a long time ago, probably even before they recorded the vodka announcement
Bert: "What is wrong with my brain?"
Me: Well...
The patience to be around burt is unbelievable
Tim has 2 young sons at home...he is used to Brent....
Eh Timmy just has a mountain of cash just off camera that he glances at when he needs strength
Well bears, it's been a good run but I'm hopping off. Listened to every ep since the beginning except the vodka commercial. Today you're dragging out mukbang gimmicks and I'm hearing two grown adults puke and shit into my ears. I don't hate myself *this* much.
Same
24:55 “can you imagine ice skating to school and then having a sandwich of this” 🤣
🤣💀I’m still laughing at that 3 hours later
As a Danish person I just know that Bert has no idea where Denmark is 😅 he probably thinks it's on the North Pole, typical American
About done with Bert. I long for the days of Tom with ANYBODY else.
This is where The King and the Sting went when Theo had enough and decided he was done. 😂
There was a sweet spot where that pod was pretty good, I miss that one
Nah they’re actually friends and Tom wouldn’t be jealous of anyone because he doesn’t care, and Bert isn’t jealous because hes a narcissist, so that’s why itll work still.
@@onyxmoonasquad1 I wasn't talking about jealousy. I was relating it to King and the Sting when they jumped the shark and started doing food challenges
@@onyxmoonasquad1you find this garbage interesting or funny?
@@TiffanyMaryJean I do actually been a fan for a long time. Specifically Tom, but I don’t hate bert. If you have followed Tom for a while you would have learned alot. He’s not only a top tier comedian, but a legitimate business man. There’s nothing wrong with people liking what they like. You know personally there’s several things I don’t like and yet some how some way I don’t usually see it. Which segways into why are you this deep in a comment section on something you don’t care about? Even more so something you don’t like, it’s a little pathetic. Just to specify it’s not pathetic that you don’t like something I do, it’s pathetic the fact you are digging comments to hate on what people enjoy.
Listening to Bert talking about being as good as Bobby Fischer is top tier annoying.
I. Hate. Bert.
noone asked
I can't wait for the day a picture of Tom and Bart is on the YMH cool guys' wall. We got a couple of really cool fellas here today.
My girlfriend and I were watching The Goonies last night and she thought Chunk was played by bert kreischer.
Who would be shocked how little Bert reads?
I like the parts in between the ads
You mean between years
Tom and Bert should play a best of 5 chess tourney. Make it a series - doubt Bert would want this though
2 Bears 1 Cave 20 ads..
As an individual who is working on their bachelors in accounting and finance, I was astonished to hear Bert say GNP. He is correct about it being a bar for productivity in a country.
How many commercials in this one?
Idk I skip them. lol Imagine not skipping them and complaining lol
@@chilloutdude3617imagine complaining about the comment you could’ve ignored. See how that works?
@@justbigstepbro9167 In comes his totally not boyfriend to save his love. Yeah you Reddit dwellers stick together don't ya lol. Like REALLY stick together lol. Also same could be said for the comment you left in defense of your not boyfriend.. See how that works?
@@chilloutdude3617I don’t think this was about actual youtube ads 😂
@@marywyman6026 Ya don't say?? You do know you can skip forward through their ad reads too, right? Guess not. lol
Bring Tom Talks back! Brent is insufferable.
Just waiting for their vodka to come out and someone take a photo of Blart drinking Tito's.
bert is annoying.
2 poor por osos
bert is unbearable
I’m really into chess these days…. No Bert you are into chess this week, next week it’ll be something different.
I love that Bert WILL eat and try random a$$ food😂
Pat McAfee doesn't like you Bert.
@BasedGod-ey5ee Bert kissed his ass.
@BasedGod-ey5ee Sounds air tight brother.
Bert confidence in himself is hilarious 😂
When he was in England, Tom stayed at the hotel I work at. When he checked out, the bathroom mat in his room had a massive shit smear on it. We didn't even try to clean it, just binned it.
who gave Bert a key bump before this episode!
Why doesn't Bert CALL PEOPLE. FACETIME ISNT COOL
This was truly awful to watch. And not in a good way
When did this show turn into Good Mythical Morning?
Tom and the sardine fiasco with Burp snickering was kinda funny😫😝😂🤣