Chris Distefano & I Don’t Cry Over Sweet Treats | Bertcast # 597

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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2024

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  • @Ken-NRFI-Jr
    @Ken-NRFI-Jr 10 місяців тому +76

    On this episode Burt talks about how awesome Burt is

    • @GenX64
      @GenX64 10 місяців тому +1

      Worst time Bert interrupted his guest said “…. Chris Cornell” but Bert missed it and never went back to guest’s CC story. I was ready to throw remote at TV

    • @LiquidDaylight
      @LiquidDaylight 10 місяців тому

      Give it a rest

    • @markrennie86
      @markrennie86 10 місяців тому

      damn, must be a reupload...think I've seen this one before.

    • @MrBuketman
      @MrBuketman 10 місяців тому

      I came here just to find this comment. He’s an annoying selfish frat boy that doesn’t have stage fright. Wow.

    • @deaderthendead041
      @deaderthendead041 3 місяці тому

      You're new here huh?😅

  • @misun808
    @misun808 10 місяців тому +39

    Chrissy chaos is in the house again! Chris DiStefano is pure entertainment and naturally hilarious! 😂 Love it!

  • @carterhawk4185
    @carterhawk4185 10 місяців тому +120

    It’s absolutely mind blowing hearing Bert talk about being healthy and moderation and criticizing doctors it’s wild it’s why I watch him

    • @JeffD726
      @JeffD726 10 місяців тому +1

      Lololol, it’s wild it’s why I watch him. 🙏
      #bertiboysannonimous

    • @katdog9786
      @katdog9786 10 місяців тому

      Take Milk Thistle... It's good for your liver regenerating.

    • @paydn202
      @paydn202 10 місяців тому +6

      whats even more insane is being one of the biggest comedians out without being funny....true legend

    • @hsad5032
      @hsad5032 10 місяців тому +4

      12 years old, drinking and smokin to this on a school night.

    • @bluflaam777
      @bluflaam777 10 місяців тому +8

      9 years old, drinking and smokin'' to this on a school bus.

  • @OliviaRandazzle
    @OliviaRandazzle 10 місяців тому +38

    i love how no matter how funny something is but it’s kinda a serious topic, chris will take it so seriously and just will be so genuine like, “yeah you blew up the toilet it’s okay. I understand. “

  • @houstonjh
    @houstonjh 9 місяців тому +7

    As someone who was on the USS Lincoln Chris did a phenomenal job and we need more comedians to come through

  • @DrDulittle
    @DrDulittle 10 місяців тому +21

    Love Chris and Bert together. So happy Chris has found balance in his life and wish everyone can find the same for themselves. Always happiness and love with these two.

    • @gavinrush4995
      @gavinrush4995 10 місяців тому +1

      Bert could learn a thing or two from Chrissy, or Tom for that matter. However- this is a literal impossibility.

  • @streetdreemz
    @streetdreemz 10 місяців тому +17

    I don't know how Chrissy kept a straight face saying "no one's ever looked at Bert and said ,he's fat," 😂😂😂

  • @shrutefarms4741
    @shrutefarms4741 10 місяців тому +86

    Bert’s ability to lie to himself about his drinking and how he is actually a healthy drunk is mind blowing.

    • @Maxipad
      @Maxipad 10 місяців тому

      Delusional people living the longest

    • @chrisfitton1476
      @chrisfitton1476 9 місяців тому +2

      Bert is just the average Australian

    • @ShreddexReturn
      @ShreddexReturn 9 місяців тому +1

      Hopefully Bert will end up like Ron White. Drink all through your middle age, have fun, and then in your old age just decide “There’s only so much alcohol one person can drink in the world, and I think I’ve drank mine”

    • @ryanduggins1464
      @ryanduggins1464 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@PanamaRedHerringHe isn't an alcoholic tho

    • @katlynnmccoy8711
      @katlynnmccoy8711 8 місяців тому

      @@ShreddexReturnthis is the nicest and only way to ever address alcohol!!!!!!

  • @Sammiecheeks16
    @Sammiecheeks16 10 місяців тому +34

    Crazy that Bert spoke about Matthew perry in friends weeks before him passing

    • @Hysterik3o6
      @Hysterik3o6 10 місяців тому +5

      Bert did it.

    • @liadown9052
      @liadown9052 10 місяців тому +1

      He pulled a Simpsons.

    • @ShroomFactory
      @ShroomFactory 10 місяців тому

      Those powers of sober clarity

  •  10 місяців тому +56

    the concept of this channel, Lets have a guest on so Bert can talk about himself to feel good

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 10 місяців тому +6

      He never tires from the sound of his own voice. Did he ask Chrissy to do his tour or Cruise?

    • @LiquidDaylight
      @LiquidDaylight 10 місяців тому

      Thanks for watching then, hey? Dick

    • @Js-hu5cm
      @Js-hu5cm 9 місяців тому +2

      It’s so god damn annoying lol

    • @deaderthendead041
      @deaderthendead041 3 місяці тому

      Karen's unite! Take the form of.. mega cvnt! 🤖

  • @melaronie3024
    @melaronie3024 10 місяців тому +9

    Chris is in my new top 10 comics that I’m enjoying a lot.

  • @noahevans7141
    @noahevans7141 10 місяців тому +2

    idk why everyone hates on Bert. He is just so himself and so expressive and fuckin hilarious like are you not entertained

  • @GenX64
    @GenX64 10 місяців тому +7

    One of your best Bert! You guys have great banter and a lot in common. The parts about drinking are inspiring. I’ve been sober from alcohol for 20 years and life can be boring tedious and stressful without self medication, but I love my Mary Jane every day-way more healthy.
    What’s great is you see most of society rarely drinks excessively, maybe a couple drinks a week and two drunks a year. My high functioning ex bro in law can’t get off the sauce cuz he’s a control freak above going to AA. At our age, 58-59, shit starts breaking down.
    Keep up the great work taking weeks off drinking. Pretty soon that famous belly will be gone!! The workouts are inspiring for me. Thank you!

  • @mattmurphy9346
    @mattmurphy9346 10 місяців тому +6

    Distefano is the best. Loved him as a pod guest since the 1st one i ever heard him do

  • @anduknowdismaan
    @anduknowdismaan 9 місяців тому +21

    I feel like Bert is always 5 days into something.

  • @def_lepardsux5572
    @def_lepardsux5572 10 місяців тому +4

    Shane is 100x the comic you are Bert. You can’t hold a flame to him 😂

  • @forrestnutter
    @forrestnutter 10 місяців тому +10

    Love holding pods 2 months. Classic

    • @guyod1
      @guyod1 10 місяців тому

      Trying to figure out how old this is. At least 2 months

    • @forrestnutter
      @forrestnutter 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Mark_It_Zer0. yeah but they also referenced smash mouths lead singers death which was only 2 months ago. Bart just isnt up to date on anything so he didn't know they broke up either. 🤣😂🤣

  • @richs6053
    @richs6053 10 місяців тому +10

    It took awhile, but it's true. His first Instagram post is of him and Smashmouth crashing a wedding.

  • @imrbrt
    @imrbrt 10 місяців тому +2

    Thank you for your service Bert. All of the time you voluntarily spend shirtless and getting shitfaced has not gone unnoticed. I appreciate you every day for putting yourself in harm's way of them damn hecklers and talking all of that dookie shrapnel on the leg. I will petition every day for you to get a medal of honor for your sacrifices. You are a true American hero and I hope you know that now!

  • @pillwolak
    @pillwolak 10 місяців тому +13

    Even when Distefano trys to talk about Gillis, Bert seems to always make it about himself

  • @troymodin1682
    @troymodin1682 10 місяців тому +3

    Such a great down to earth guy. You are lucky to have friends like that.

  • @comedycrackhead
    @comedycrackhead 10 місяців тому +9

    Bert brings up Mathew Perry (chandler) and asks if another guy died lol

    • @bchappy7981
      @bchappy7981 10 місяців тому +2

      I think its prerecorded... lol

    • @comedycrackhead
      @comedycrackhead 10 місяців тому +2

      @@bchappy7981 haha yea, it’s just insanely coincidental

    • @sceratt5313
      @sceratt5313 10 місяців тому +2

      Thought the exact same thing

    • @JCizzle45
      @JCizzle45 10 місяців тому +1

      Brett jinxed him

    • @comedycrackhead
      @comedycrackhead 10 місяців тому

      @@JCizzle45 spoke it right into existence

  • @HighriseSuicides
    @HighriseSuicides 10 місяців тому +2

    I rarely listen to Chris Distefano anymore but somehow every time I listen to this dude he’s always talking about fucking fasting and how he’s more focused on family over comedy now. Does this dude talk about anything else holy shit.

  • @josemondragon5311
    @josemondragon5311 10 місяців тому +4

    Chocolate chip muffins with butter whoa that’s on another level! I would’ve never guessed that’s a thing

  • @Redrum_Redeye
    @Redrum_Redeye 10 місяців тому +19

    I’m pissing myself, “what’s gonna kill you ? CAKE “ 😂

  • @jonmorales9703
    @jonmorales9703 10 місяців тому +29

    Someone should tell Burt about his spray tan lines around his eyes

    • @arithecat2991
      @arithecat2991 10 місяців тому +3

      Lol you just did.
      And you know he heard you

    • @nicbtw6062
      @nicbtw6062 10 місяців тому +1

      rockin them gogz

    • @dbnathan5
      @dbnathan5 10 місяців тому +4

      Why are you worried about what another man looks like? You trying to be a bottom for Bert?

    • @jonmorales9703
      @jonmorales9703 10 місяців тому +1

      @@dbnathan5 no just bottom to your old lady

    • @dbnathan5
      @dbnathan5 10 місяців тому

      @@jonmorales9703 I don’t have an old lady. Maybe come back when you can write a complete sentence gaf.

  • @coreywv2480
    @coreywv2480 9 місяців тому +2

    Bert is actually really getting better at interviewing and I feel this episode shows it really great

    • @Kvnfrn99
      @Kvnfrn99 8 місяців тому

      he makes it about himself all the time, if this is better im afraid to find out how he did before

    • @katlynnmccoy8711
      @katlynnmccoy8711 8 місяців тому

      @@Kvnfrn99 y r u watching then

    • @Kvnfrn99
      @Kvnfrn99 8 місяців тому

      for the guest thats on?@@katlynnmccoy8711

  • @ShroomFactory
    @ShroomFactory 10 місяців тому +2

    This was just what i needed on a regretful hungover day. Thanks guys!

  • @andycollins7998
    @andycollins7998 9 місяців тому +2

    As someone from Hartford, I can say none of us would’ve chosen to be there 😂

  • @_historicalodyssey
    @_historicalodyssey 10 місяців тому +2

    Great episode! Really enjoy you two together, this episode could’ve been 3 hours on some Joe Rogan shit and I’d still watch 👏🏼🤣

    • @JLR489
      @JLR489 10 місяців тому +1

      I second that!

  • @tonyjohnson4538
    @tonyjohnson4538 9 місяців тому +1

    You and Chris should do a podcast Bertyboy. I love when you two share and maybe cry. You both make magic together. Please consider. 😊

  • @SaintLuisOne
    @SaintLuisOne 10 місяців тому +1

    We all end up in a hospital bed in the future regardless.
    Enjoy a drink until then.

  • @Peter-fv9bj
    @Peter-fv9bj 9 місяців тому +1

    'And you're not wearing underwear'. So glad Chris made sure to get that in. Commando in those shorts is wild

  • @mickeytwomey5850
    @mickeytwomey5850 9 місяців тому +1

    Whatever commander decided to tell you to be clean is high. The service members that go to war want the worst of it all, an outlet, reality, what we deal with. I’ll recommend any comic to film a special with a solely military audience and see what happens. Magic.

  • @86sreeves
    @86sreeves 9 місяців тому +1

    I lost it when Burt said that someone screamed in Target knowing he was there 😂😂

    • @Js-hu5cm
      @Js-hu5cm 6 місяців тому

      I couldn’t believe my ears either

  • @eddo00
    @eddo00 10 місяців тому +3

    So funny that this ep taught us most people arnt as forthcoming or lie if asked about how many time they've shit there pants!!! Thanks bert for being truthful😅

  • @kevonneweathers6103
    @kevonneweathers6103 10 місяців тому +2

    😂😂 Chris always look like he suppose to be hosting the pod😅😅😂

  • @serenitysavage3106
    @serenitysavage3106 9 місяців тому +1

    Goddamn it Bert… your like an uncle I wish I had! You’re the MAN the MYTH the LEGEND! Keep rocking Captain ShitPants!

  • @pleasenophotos
    @pleasenophotos 10 місяців тому +8

    this is a world class duo right here!! - also bert thank you for having kevin and foley and ms pat on the same boat and making my dreams come true 😭

  • @michaelmanns6229
    @michaelmanns6229 10 місяців тому +5

    All the things im happy for is these two legit they dont know what they do for young 26 year old males that are going through hell and just to know bert and chris made there lifes go on one more day thank you two ❤❤❤

    • @gavinrush4995
      @gavinrush4995 10 місяців тому +2

      Chin up dude, it usually just gets harder. Your a man now and if you dig deep you can do what needs to be done. Or not, it’s a choice.

    • @elpusegato
      @elpusegato 10 місяців тому +1

      Please, for the love of God, do not mistake clowns for role models

    • @ShroomFactory
      @ShroomFactory 10 місяців тому

      @@elpusegatoclowns are sacred in certain cultures, like the heyoka

  • @liadown9052
    @liadown9052 10 місяців тому +1

    I love that Chrissy supports the troops! ❤

  • @user-wo2sk1qm6m
    @user-wo2sk1qm6m 10 місяців тому +5

    Listening to these two talk about poopin I feel like a very hygienic man

  • @Hysterik3o6
    @Hysterik3o6 10 місяців тому +2

    Joan of Arc was actually 19 when she died, guys.🤓

  • @user-zn3cf8kr4r
    @user-zn3cf8kr4r 10 місяців тому +1

    I had to call out push ups for my platoon in basic. They caught me taking a natures valley granola bar from the mess hall. I felt so bad, but that was hilarious. They all laughed.

  • @JustNormalGamers
    @JustNormalGamers 10 місяців тому +2

    I love Bert. But it's kinda hard for me to hear him talk about alcoho.l he sounds just like my dad did before he died of liver failure at 38.

  • @devadasn
    @devadasn 10 місяців тому +19

    Us pedestrians wouldn’t understand why they cry. A comics mind is so different and special

  • @chucklefizz
    @chucklefizz 10 місяців тому +1

    Definitely should have named the episode ‘the black part of heaven’

    • @chucklefizz
      @chucklefizz 10 місяців тому

      @Official_Bert-Kreischer thanks for always making us laugh brother. Congrats on the no drinking to Burt! Super inspiring

  • @viceroymarkovitz3561
    @viceroymarkovitz3561 10 місяців тому +2

    This was recorded BEFORE the Kelce-Swift propaganda?? 18:30 ish

  • @doctordollaz8852
    @doctordollaz8852 10 місяців тому +1

    Bert: I downloaded 1975 because of you!
    Chris: Good, do you like their music?
    Bert: No, I haven't listened to it😂😂😂

  • @clamsoup
    @clamsoup 10 місяців тому +1

    I'll be enjoying this. Destefano is good energy.

  • @husamettin_amayandancakar1553
    @husamettin_amayandancakar1553 10 місяців тому +1

    Paragliding into Thanksgiving. Long live the colonists, Elhamduiallah!!

  • @zachstone7148
    @zachstone7148 10 місяців тому +1

    There goes Bart’s dip he buys to “smell”😂😂

  • @arithecat2991
    @arithecat2991 10 місяців тому +1

    Pure German ingenuity this episode. What a racket “Rogan” made lol

    • @arithecat2991
      @arithecat2991 10 місяців тому

      @Official-Bert-Kreischer love you Bertie boy

  • @michaelmanns6229
    @michaelmanns6229 10 місяців тому +1

    ONE LOVE TO THE BEST COMEDIANS ❤❤

  • @5Trojin
    @5Trojin 10 місяців тому +2

    9:05 That’s not something to brag about…

  • @Big_Hank75
    @Big_Hank75 10 місяців тому +1

    This one’s for the dawgs

  • @wolfee17
    @wolfee17 10 місяців тому

    "everything is poison or medicine it just depends on the dosage" is such an insightful quote from chrissy chaos

  • @coleesser1188
    @coleesser1188 10 місяців тому +2

    How long until Albert is in a straight jacket?

  • @Iquanos
    @Iquanos 10 місяців тому +2

    Of course Bert loves deions theme music haha

  • @shayn4220
    @shayn4220 10 місяців тому

    Love you ripping on conneticut. Born and raised lol

  • @millerandcalloway
    @millerandcalloway 10 місяців тому +1

    I know you don't read comments aby more. I just finished your movie. We don't know each other personally but I love you. I'm proud of you. I'll always look up to you. You're such a beautiful individual and a great inspiration.

  • @variaxi935
    @variaxi935 10 місяців тому +1

    WE LOVE JIZZY CHRIZZY D
    and bart kreasher

  • @aidansedore5182
    @aidansedore5182 10 місяців тому

    Just got 3 tickets for prudential center in NJ for December 8th🎉 better put on a good show it’s for my dads birthday 😂

  • @DesireeMalary-qk1bt
    @DesireeMalary-qk1bt 2 місяці тому

    You can definitely do some exercises on a plane. I took a 5hr flight that messed with my sciatica. I told all the flight crew in the back and did stretches for 30min. No one minded as long as I was respectful.

  • @ElMasPxto11
    @ElMasPxto11 10 місяців тому +2

    How long you been holding this for fat boy?

  • @johnnybillz3043
    @johnnybillz3043 10 місяців тому

    I get it Bert, my family doesn’t.. I told them I don’t need Heroin… BUT I LOVE IT

  • @NazarioMedia
    @NazarioMedia 10 місяців тому

    Bert book a U.S. comedy club tour. Gotta buy tickets at the door only.

  • @angusmckean8926
    @angusmckean8926 10 місяців тому +1

    ‘Ghengis Cahn’ - Chrissy D, 2023

  • @Hysterik3o6
    @Hysterik3o6 10 місяців тому +1

    Shane Gillis’ “Beautiful Dogs” is a pretty good one. But Ari Shaffir’s “Jew” is soooo much funnier.

  • @LiquidDaylight
    @LiquidDaylight 10 місяців тому +1

    Such a good ep ♥

  • @HoldenFarha
    @HoldenFarha 10 місяців тому +1

    Bert is the machine and I’m the cockroach, I could beat him

  • @drgonzo1971
    @drgonzo1971 10 місяців тому +1

    1:55 - every city in Connecticut is like that

  • @Cliporis
    @Cliporis 10 місяців тому

    So on the cruise another 5 year push and pull period starts. Yet another Bert cycle 😂

  • @leonardorodriguez9919
    @leonardorodriguez9919 10 місяців тому +1

    How the fawk is Bert a millionaire hes the definition of life not being fair lol

    • @renfairegoddess
      @renfairegoddess 10 місяців тому

      Have you tried having a marketable talent and working nonstop for 20 years? 🤔🙄

  • @JoeEcho1429
    @JoeEcho1429 9 місяців тому

    Lol decommissioned!!! 😂😂😂 and yes there are people over 50

  • @MoMo-mu3pp
    @MoMo-mu3pp 10 місяців тому +7

    The worst part of the shitting himself, poop leg stories, is knowing he takes pool baths 🤢
    It was nice to see these two together again, but now Im stuck with things I can't unknow

  • @nick-je4ts
    @nick-je4ts 10 місяців тому

    Did anyone else enjoy Bert's things that definitely never happened story, around 59:00 ?

  • @jadenkelly4032
    @jadenkelly4032 10 місяців тому

    Can’t tell if it was a Ari or Sam Morril impression at 48:30 but boy was Chris spot on

  • @JustUsSystemInc
    @JustUsSystemInc 7 місяців тому

    The part about Black ppl is hilarious. I gotta subscribe to both you guys.

  • @JamesWilliams-dz5tn
    @JamesWilliams-dz5tn 9 місяців тому

    i feel like when bertrand “punishes’ himself after a night of heavy drinking. Which seems like most nights, he’s trying to run away from his own mortality….. on a treadmill

  • @raycimbalnik5159
    @raycimbalnik5159 10 місяців тому

    Love when Chrissy D is on!

  • @GMA004
    @GMA004 9 місяців тому

    I'm from CT and the last thing I knew- Funny Bones, which I was there a lot, is in Manchester CT, NOT Hartford CT. Hartford is the capitol so yes, like most cites, it has bad areas. if you really want historical CT, DO NOT go to Hartford!!! Omg that is hysterical that you guys think Hartford represents whole state lmao 😂😅

  • @gab3chamberbass632
    @gab3chamberbass632 10 місяців тому

    You can only say it if you are it. Keep feathering it brother.

  • @whootywhoots
    @whootywhoots 10 місяців тому +1

    🤣💀😭🤣💀😭 that's me in the corner fing dying when Bert tells the story of him massaging Leann's feet and he shit his pants and on the pillow and yet she still fucked him 😭💀🤣😭💀🤣 I'm so glad I have to office to myself until I get a new office assistant. I was dying for air

  • @adriannenash9852
    @adriannenash9852 10 місяців тому +2

    WOW, Now the guests on Something's Burning will require Bert to take a shower before cooking for them! 😂 still love you Bert, even as I imagine you spattered with poo! Be well from washington state USA ❤️

  • @nateclasen
    @nateclasen 10 місяців тому +1

    This was filmed Sep 5th and it’s just now being realeased??? Lmao wtf

  • @dkarahtee5340
    @dkarahtee5340 10 місяців тому

    One point about the Emma Robert's story, people are after her because she was accused by cast mates of being racist and a super diva on set. This just added fuel to the fire.

  • @MREpicIpodApps
    @MREpicIpodApps 10 місяців тому

    Love that you Chrissy wants to do more military shows!! Fun story, me and my buddy Kai were sitting on a train car at a trainyard smoking the herbal essence and he shit himself BAD from coughing hard. He ended up just leaving the underwear there and wearing the pants home. I still can't unsee the abandoned shit boxers strung over the railroad beam for the next poor rail worker to come across.

  • @ShaktiShelly
    @ShaktiShelly 10 місяців тому +1

    You know the number 1 cause of liver failure? Tylenol, stop popping that shit like its skittles

  • @Luckyducky10
    @Luckyducky10 6 місяців тому

    love that hat! anyone know what team that is?

  • @sid5156
    @sid5156 10 місяців тому +2

    Bert I doubt you'll see this. If you do. Can you please do a quick video on those guitars in the background? I really dig that blue top with the mahogany sides of the electric.

  • @Astro_23
    @Astro_23 10 місяців тому

    Hilarious to hear talking about shit. Whether it's you, someone you never knew, someone you don't know, someone you will meet, someone you will never meet... it's so human. So real. So funny!!!

  • @itsTizzle
    @itsTizzle 10 місяців тому +1

    Brought up 3 dead guys in 2 n a half minutes 💀

  • @SpalDee
    @SpalDee 10 місяців тому

    lol geeze, did you record this one 2 months ago? Just now mentioning Shane's new special haha
    Great show though, saw Chris earlier this year in Stratford and seeing Bert in Massachusetts next month!

  • @deaderthendead041
    @deaderthendead041 3 місяці тому

    "It's peanut butter, its just peanut butter.."☠️

  • @wallstreetbet-x7b
    @wallstreetbet-x7b 10 місяців тому +1

    berts pods are 2 months behind??? shane gillis special came out 9/5

  • @cactusheater7981
    @cactusheater7981 10 місяців тому +2

    This is a banger episode. They both are so talkative that they match each other so well.

    • @kongvinter33
      @kongvinter33 10 місяців тому

      ritalin vs narcissism. hehe

  • @natalieward5184
    @natalieward5184 10 місяців тому

    Watching this as my kids are watching Shrek 2 , rip smash mouth

  • @workstudy8118
    @workstudy8118 10 місяців тому

    Love these two

  • @CraigSalmon27
    @CraigSalmon27 10 місяців тому

    Love how youre either doug stanhope or david goggins and theres no in between