My favorite part about burtt is he thinks he has some secret information about being an alcoholic but hasn’t realized he has all the same behaviors as just a regular alcoholic dad😂😂
I had a workmate who in the morning would look like that and like a toad you stood on, eyes bulging and everything, he's now taken early retirement and in a bad way, Bert really needs to take a look at it 😬🥵
@@boicutt he looked like that before trt. It doesn't help, but he has high blood pressure, drinks, and takes test. 3 things you don't normally do together.
@@Googlemytube007no lol the majority of us don’t like him anymore and that’s why the eps with Tom alone vs Bert alone have 4x the views clown….. I try hard to like Bert still but I’m lying to myself when I listen to him cause if I knew him in real life I’d never talk to him and avoid him at all costs. People should be considerate and care about everyone around them as well as them selves not just full blown narcissistic like Bert is lol. If your like Bert and feel like you “get him” then bud you should go see a psychiatrist and let them tell you this isn’t normal behaviour
@@Googlemytube007 what? Everyone should be a selfish self absorbed person? Agree to disagree. That would be equally as bad as gay pride because that's sin squared.
The fact he went over the cancer thing and it didn’t even cross his mind that his best friend‘s wife just got over cancer it’s kind of crazy to be honest.
Incredible how Bert thinks every accent is the same. Italian and middle eastern are apparently the same. A true cool guy that doesn’t really know he’s a cool guy
Lee Ann is the only person self centered enough to show up to a dinner with celebrities and say nobody cared about me??!!😂😂 Ofc Lee Ann your the most in interesting person at the table your not a celebrity😂😂 lmao that made my night.
I love episodes like these haha little honesty/little howl laughing/funny stories/real stories and just two best friends geeking out together brings me back everytime 😂😭
Respect to these guys introspection on life. Berts and especially Tom's stand up is way better than most people. I think Tom would be more extroverted with alcohol.
I was a fan of Bert for years but my god, it's tough now. He brags about his trash behavior while managing to believe that he really is a phenomenal person. I hope his inner circle can help him.
God damn I got into 2 bears because Bert was hilarious. For him to become more and more annoying is an impressive feat. Let Tom speak. He’s a brilliant fucking comedian. If anything in Bert’s rambles it’s made me appreciate Segura more and more.
He looks like big, sweaty, red balloon that's just about to pop. Honestly, it's almost nonsensical but i didn't mind him at all in the beginning and I really can't take him for more than 2 minutes, then the rage boils up all the way from my toes the I 'sperg out, yell NO! Then shut it off.
I really appreciate how approachable people from the Philippines are. I’ve visited that awesome nation three times, since I met my Filipina wife in Vancouver. I’ve asked countless Canadian Filipinos if they speak Tagalog, and never received any attitude. Filipinos and Filipinas assume good intent when you’re chatting with them. What an awesome culture. I’m trying to learn Tagalog so I can understand my wife when she cusses me out 😂
Tom pretending he paints his own house... If not for show, wouldn't he just send one of his minions to fetch a fresh shirt? Love you guys! T & B Forever!
53:00 concerts and festivals in the rain are the best. Saw Young Thug drenched to the bone at Treasure Island Fest in Oakland with my now wife. 🔥 Also Radiohead in DC in the pouring rain with my now ex wife. 😅
“…and Bert, I promise I’ll make a documentary while I try to solve your murder.”
I’m absolutely in tears 🤣
Berts Accent Impressions:
Italian-Kermit
French-Kermit
German-Kermit
Dutch-Kermit
Swiss-Kermit
African-Kermit
Russian-Kermit
Chinese-Kermit
Japanese-Kermit
Vietnamese-Kermit
Iranian-Kermit
Indian-Kermit
Yes!!!!😂
Exactly😂
He sounds like the bear from the Cleveland show to me 😂
LMAO
Tom is like Bert's therapist!🤣🤣 he's the only one that can actually understand him.😂😂
The glasses really complete the look lol
He has therapist voice though so it works
Tom-- "What did you think that was, a credit score??" 😂😂 Pure gold
Bert sold me nazi memorabilia behind a Whole Foods
was it a tea cup
@@abraziel22burnt pulls around a 40 foot enclosed trailer packed full of it
Technically, everything Bert owns is Nazi Memorabilia.
I saw some Nazi stuff being sold at a local flea mkt in NJ. The Confederate flags were over in PAz
@@Sterl8552does he carry the double Styrofoam full of vodka?
My favorite part about burtt is he thinks he has some secret information about being an alcoholic but hasn’t realized he has all the same behaviors as just a regular alcoholic dad😂😂
bro thinks he invented functional alcoholism. a literal malignant narcissist
There is nothing special about him. I imagine being around him is a nightmare
Theres a reason the first step to recovery is accepting that you have a problem. For anything.
A functional alcoholic Millionaire
@@zackstager5649 the one and only birt fan
You'd think soemone who feared death so much would lead a healthier lifestyle lmao 😅
Bahahahahaha thought the exact same 😂
I love burtrem genuinely trying to fix traits about himself. I feel like there’s a noticeable difference from now compared to 20 episodes ago
Blart needs a shock collar that activates any time he tries to talk over someone
Bert's red alcoholic face make me wanna quit drinking
Sometimes you just need a reality check.. look this is where you will end up, looking like a bloated toad.
Best of luck!
I had a workmate who in the morning would look like that and like a toad you stood on, eyes bulging and everything, he's now taken early retirement and in a bad way, Bert really needs to take a look at it 😬🥵
more likely trt iks causing his redness
@@boicutt he looked like that before trt. It doesn't help, but he has high blood pressure, drinks, and takes test. 3 things you don't normally do together.
Burp is one of the reasons I quit drinking. Going on 4 years. I refused to end up like that.
It's hilarious when Bert calls other people fat, two fat people kissing 😂
Bert's head looks like a blood blister
cute dog
Phenomenal dog
@@JustABloke28 🤣
Yeah he looks like a skin tag when he puts his arms out 😅
I would gives this two likes if I could
I used to like Burt. Still try to but I get what everyone says about his mannerisms. Making everything about himself and talking over everyone
Don't forget his squealing
Yea, that's why we love him. He honestly doesn't care about anyone but himself. That's how everyone should be.
@@Googlemytube007no lol the majority of us don’t like him anymore and that’s why the eps with Tom alone vs Bert alone have 4x the views clown….. I try hard to like Bert still but I’m lying to myself when I listen to him cause if I knew him in real life I’d never talk to him and avoid him at all costs. People should be considerate and care about everyone around them as well as them selves not just full blown narcissistic like Bert is lol. If your like Bert and feel like you “get him” then bud you should go see a psychiatrist and let them tell you this isn’t normal behaviour
@@Googlemytube007 what? Everyone should be a selfish self absorbed person? Agree to disagree. That would be equally as bad as gay pride because that's sin squared.
The fact he went over the cancer thing and it didn’t even cross his mind that his best friend‘s wife just got over cancer it’s kind of crazy to be honest.
Holy shit that was the greatest ending to an episode ever😂😂😂 oh my God 😂😂 Tom you fucking kill me holy shit😂😂😂 I'm actually dying right now 😅😅😅
Bort actually asking follow-up questions about the self loathing thing was awesome, Tom being transparent in that way was pretty cool, and relatable!
The last 20 mins of this episode reminds me of the OG days. Love that energy 🤣👌
"It's yowers big booy." 😂
I love how sadistic Tim is, keeping Bret on this podcast is probably hilarious to him. Laughs himself to sleep every night reading these comments.
@@TheVictumLess ……coming everywhere.
Def not. He’s a human and it probably hurts him knowing people like you talk shit on his friend
Tom must be fresh off the set of "The Poors" with that makeshift work shirt.
I kept thinking there was ash on my phone
I wish I could hear Tom talk
That's how you talk when you're rich....you poor bum.
What? are you deff, turn the volume up and turn of subtitles. He speaks every ep😅
Tom talks werent that popular, i assume thats why he stopped doing them lol
😂
I know. I tune in to hear about his clean eating and work out routines. Instead I have to hear about Bert’s partying.
Bert loves to talk about himself so much.
Berts sister "cahdie"? I bet my life its Katie, and this is a "nightmere" situation.
Yeah, but does she have tutus ?
I think it's Kottie
@@A212K yeah that's a name
@@MrAlimanol I dunno, let's get Ben uh-FFleck in here, see what he thinks
@@daegiovanni5864 I hear he has some wild tuh-toos
Bert s hijacker impersonation sounds like Cristina mocking her kids LMAO
Incredible how Bert thinks every accent is the same. Italian and middle eastern are apparently the same. A true cool guy that doesn’t really know he’s a cool guy
It was really big of Tom not to mention Burt's double amputation. True class act
One more week and Bart is one more inch closer to his coffin ⚰️ 😂 😂😂 … love it, keep throwing em back Bart.
Bart looks like he is about to stroke out.
Can’t wait for Bert and Tom to play all of those guitars one day
Couple of out of tune $5k guitars that no one ever touches except the maid when she dusts them off.
Lee Ann is the only person self centered enough to show up to a dinner with celebrities and say nobody cared about me??!!😂😂 Ofc Lee Ann your the most in interesting person at the table your not a celebrity😂😂 lmao that made my night.
I keep glancing at the screen and thinking Bert has no legs 😂
Bert sitting on the couch with his legs under him seems like foreshadowing when he gets his legs removed due to diabetes
I love episodes like these haha little honesty/little howl laughing/funny stories/real stories and just two best friends geeking out together brings me back everytime 😂😭
Respect to these guys introspection on life. Berts and especially Tom's stand up is way better than most people. I think Tom would be more extroverted with alcohol.
19:54 bottom right looks like Jerry Seinfeld! 😂
31:50 bert almost slipped up and said "chicks" lmaoo
I was a fan of Bert for years but my god, it's tough now. He brags about his trash behavior while managing to believe that he really is a phenomenal person. I hope his inner circle can help him.
I'm Keto, so then I ate 6 In and Out burgers. Then the way he cleared his throat I thought he was having a heart attack.
44:22 Bert and In and Out burgers 😂😂😂
God damn I got into 2 bears because Bert was hilarious. For him to become more and more annoying is an impressive feat. Let Tom speak. He’s a brilliant fucking comedian. If anything in Bert’s rambles it’s made me appreciate Segura more and more.
No tom is not. Have you seen most recent special?
It was really bad. He didn't even try.
he was funny when Tom asked him if he is drinking kool-aid
@TonyMarselle the closer being a "weed is strong" joke was pretty bewildering
I love hearing Burt talk and Tom reeling him back in😂🤣😭
Bert looks like Lt. Dan.
Ha!
Bert not realizing Bob Iger has destroyed Disney and thinks he's a stud is so Bert.
9:20 the only way Bert is 238 is if his stomach was sitting on the towel rack when he was on the scale.
Full on Homer vibes
He is talking about chalino sanchez, the OG of narco corridos
Yeah with the note? And still continuing to sing is wild!
Yeah that video is fucking eerie
Yeaaa @@randymchenry3462
@@randymchenry3462 yeaah
Tom’s impression of his oldest and Bert are the exact same and it’s f**king priceless to me.
Tom has that good wealthy laugh 1:04:18
Bert constantly saying he’s keto 🙄 you aren’t keto if every time you’re talking about it you’re eating non-keto lol
Tom’s impersonations are top tier lowkey 😂
Not Tom closing his eyes and telling Bert to say his sex talk 😂😂😂 I literally got tears in my eyes.
Bert as a highjacker:: You guys want anything to drink? 😂
How can so many people not get Tom's shirt. He's making fun of Bert's stained ass shirt from the previous episode
Oh ok, that makes more sense. I thought he'd spent big money on a shirt that looks like he's in the middle of painting his house.
I thought my laptop screen was dirty hehehehe
Oh, I thought after he tried a wash cloth he was going all in on the poor lifestyle
Nope. It’s gallery dept. paint spray shirt. They make them like that.
@@internetj3rlink? Or are you as full of bs as we all think?
Bert hits a vape pen 4-5 times before bed. That’s so adorable!!!! This guy smoking 3-4 bowls before bed.
Bert talking like he isn't delusional and not confident in himself is wildddddd 😂😂😂
Bert calling Tom boring when his whole personality is attributed to alcohol blows my mind.
Tom is becoming Bert's therapist
Bert doing his best Swedish Chef impression for a hijacker: "Is this the right accent?"
“You do not.” In response to Bert admitting his dirty talk 😂😂
the way term baits berk to tell him what he says in bed is HILARIOUS!!! "C'mon, just tell us"
Bert been hilarious the last couple weeks
I was at Bert show in Vegas. He’s phenomenal and he turned a lot of this conversation into his jokes.
This shows become 2 Bears 1 therapy session
I love how bert does all the talking n its all about him
That "you do NOT" was so genuine😂😂😂
How many times is bert going to say he needs to listen better and actually do it? Lol
Bert drinks all day and then will be shocked whenever his organs start failing him
Y’all just brighten up my day 🤣
“The other type of revenge, is just in succeeding”. Thanks T
This was the best episode, with the both of you, in months
Bert looking swole and not in a good way
Swollen.
@@rjvsmb 🤣
He looks like big, sweaty, red balloon that's just about to pop. Honestly, it's almost nonsensical but i didn't mind him at all in the beginning and I really can't take him for more than 2 minutes, then the rage boils up all the way from my toes the I 'sperg out, yell NO! Then shut it off.
Honestly, this is one of the most relatable topics they've discussed.
I really appreciate how approachable people from the Philippines are. I’ve visited that awesome nation three times, since I met my Filipina wife in Vancouver.
I’ve asked countless Canadian Filipinos if they speak Tagalog, and never received any attitude. Filipinos and Filipinas assume good intent when you’re chatting with them. What an awesome culture. I’m trying to learn Tagalog so I can understand my wife when she cusses me out 😂
Great opportunity for us all to understand Burt a little better.
Bert constantly repping The Clink Room hats!
Bert talking about chalino is wild 😂😂😂
Tom pretending he paints his own house... If not for show, wouldn't he just send one of his minions to fetch a fresh shirt? Love you guys! T & B Forever!
Bert needs to watch The Fat Electrician! His videos on historical people are amazing and hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂 talking dirty with Bert 🤣😂😭
Burt has proven time and time again that he can be so unknowingly heartless
The cancer thing right? Didn’t even consider Christina his best friends wife just got over it…
Man Bert speaks at the rate of like 2000 words per thought. Literally will just repeat and state the obvious to buy more time just to nothing.
Hundreds of podcast episodes in & Bert is just now learning that you should give the person you're interviewing the floor to speak - incredible.
I spilled bleach on my 200$ T-shirt too Tommy 😂😂
As soon as Bert starts talking I regret pushing play....
Bart asking Tom how to listen to someone talking about something that he isn’t interested in makes so much sense.
Bert walked to his basement studio with a weight vest on😂😂
Awesome! Another episode of Tom listens to Bert.
I wonder if Blurt will let Tom speak this episode
calling him blurt made me laugh harder than anything that happened in the episode 😂
Never seen the pod eh?
Nope
Waiting for Bret to discover he can wear 4 watches instead of 2 if he puts them on his ankles.
I'm seeing four watches on one arm and an iPad strapped to the other like he's in Dragonball Z.
"dancing with autistic kids might be my favorite thing I've ever done in my life" 😂
Whatever voice Bert is trying to do, it needs to be a cartoon character.
Bert hijacked the Emmys, and another episode of 2 bears
Bert thinking he didn’t talk during the Dana interview absolutely blows my mind
53:00 concerts and festivals in the rain are the best. Saw Young Thug drenched to the bone at Treasure Island Fest in Oakland with my now wife. 🔥 Also Radiohead in DC in the pouring rain with my now ex wife. 😅
I wish people could stop complaining about who's talking too much or not enough, I love this 2 guys especially when it's a free show
Exactly!!!
5 In N Out burgers in an evening is INSANE 😂🤦🏽♂️
They finally had to remove Bernt's legs I see
This was a super fun way to finally see Berts social credit die. People talk about Tom saying poor's while Bert does it to people in his industry...
"Dancing with austistic kids might be the best thing i have done" that is the craziest sentence out of context💀💀💀
Bert giving the 9/11 hijackers a bad Italian accent😂😂
Tom saw you in Toronto, hilarious show & Bert!!! I love you too, the both of you together is an amazing way to start my Monday
Best part of Mondays 🐻🐻
I legitimately forget about this podcast. I was scrolling and saw it. How crazy I used to wait each week to see the next episode.