He says “I mean its not really doing anything, but the fact that aliens exist here brings this to a 5.4/10” The beginning implies that he doesn’t mind the aliens, and then says but which implies that it brought the score down.
I'm not sure your analysis of these stages meets my standards for rigor and consistency. This Randy guy on the other hand, he seems like a sharp fellow. He's always showing initiative and investigating hazards face first.
olimar has high risk high reward potential if we're dealing with canon size. imagine dying because olimar sent a squadron of pikmin to kill you from the inside
I usually watch these videos to relax before bed but the comedic timing of Randy kept me giggling too much. Reminded me of when I was at sleepovers supposed to be sleeping but too busy giggling. 9.1/10
For garden of hope, Olimar is conducting a construction business that isn't even authorised let alone safe He has the pikmin working for free with unsafe conditions and many have even died Especially working in unsafe conditions with the bulborbs walking around
Somehow Randy walked enough that he randomly found his way to the safety team and just so happened to input enough right answers that the managed to get hired.
Hello Mr.Jorts I hope this message finds you in good health, I'm Absolute Trash from our company's Customer Service Department and we've received a number of complaints from customers about some safety concerns over in Minecraftia. Some of the structures that customers had visited had some safety concerns of ours. We've had reports of TNT traps, crumbling bridges over lava, fish curses, hostile necromancers, and exorbitant prices for potatoes and want you to go check in on it for us. Thanks, Absolute Trash, Customer Service Manager. P.S. Isn't it a bit strange our company requires us to use our gamer tags?
Safety concerns I noticed that weren't covered: On Peach's Castle, (not to be confused with Princess Peach's Castle), you forgot to mention pinch points. If you trip and your fingers are on that stone platform, you could lose your hand or more, and then the rest of you might still fall anyway. In Green Greens, so of the apples that Whispy Woods drops are apparently so hard, that fighters would rather throw them as a weapon. There are normal apples as you would expect, and I could see someone doing dental damage if they get them mixed up. There's also nowhere to wash the apples. In Onnet, the drug store sign falls down often, and this creates an unclear egress path in front of the store. In Subcon- Huh? Oh. Okay. I'm getting word that this place is bizarrely named Mushroom Kingdom II. We'll have to put a pin in Peach's apparent thirst for conquest for now though, because all of the small squares the make up beings and terrain here seem to look pretty sharp, and I imagine this could cause some cuts to our more 3-dimensional lifeforms. Helicopter rotor blades in Fourside appear to be pretty close to the straight line fighters agree to fight upon. If anyone accidentally dips into that Z access at the wrong time, they could be diced into corpses. Main platform in Delphino Plaza has large grating holes that small fighters could trip in, potentially even twisting and breaking limbs. Does Master Hand even care about safety? Sand particles in Mushroomy Kingdom can irritate eyes, possibly even causing infections or leading to vision impairment. That could cause someone to not even notice the narrow pits. In Frigate Orpheon, the gravity switching could cause someone to seriously injure their head on a platform. In Pokémon Stadium 2, with the conveyor belts, I would like to remind you about pinch points. We don't exactly opt into these belts. Port Town Aero Drive's sky is beautiful, and that is not a good stage for such a stunning distraction. A safer time of day may be considered instead. Statues in Castle Siege are carelessly placed in the fighter path, and are destructible. Heavy stone could fall on someone as a result. There is a destructible floor in New Pork City directly over a death pit. An icicle on Icicle Mountain frequently forms, falls, and will damage anyone in its path. We all know about the hurricane that sends Pirate Ship into the air. In Electroplankton, the water cannot be swam in. It is a trap. Anyone without this knowledge will fall to their death. Golden Plains causes inflation, which isn't an immediate danger but will eventually endanger us all. Dream Land Game Boy will eventually feature death pits, but you are in a Game Boy so I don't exactly know where you end up. Mute City SNES, again, pixels are sharp. Coliseum leaves gears exposed, which is a recipe for accidental finger removal. The lack of machine guards here is critical. Super Mario Maker is highly unpredictable and sometimes features exposed lava. Conveyor belt pinch point. Ice possible. Spiral Mountain's spinning may cause dizziness or vertigo. Mishima's Dojo has the fire reasonably away from the action, but with the wooden walls breaking I fear the whole building can catch fire thanks to the possibility of planks of wood sailing through the torches.
33:05 I always love how if you actually fall down the stage Even If an opponent knocks you down there the dragon will actually say "You fell right into that one".
How did Randy get a job as a safety inspector? My guess is that he randomly applied with a randomly generated resumé, which tricked whatever algorithm was sorting applicants into offering him the job, which he randomly accepted.
@BJGvideos Definitely better after returning home from hospital (19 weeks worth). Still undergoing physiotherapy near my home, gradually returning to a sense of normalcy.
1:07 "Erm... Actually, That is a Shot Put, a Shot Put is a (Insert Info of Shot Put Sport) ...and as a Mii Brawler Main, I am deeply offended"🤓 Great Video Dude, and I love seeing Randy!
21:30 I always thought that was the zoo. Especially since they look like they're holding out chairs or something which would imply they're trying to push back a wild animal. But on top of that there's those trees up there. If it was a prison it would look more like a building instead of just some cage with trees nearby
How did i get into Channels that rank videogames by how safe they are and another one that states how high the unemployment rate is in citys of skyrim and pokemon?
Yeah! Crossover time, baby! Btw, Randy is entirely necessary! He is there to show every possible safety concern you could randomly come across in every stage, from breakable platforms to random bowling balls being flung at you! 9/10
32:58 you're half right (spoiler for xenoblade Chronicles 2, so i won't explain), but the cloud sea has a similar density to water, and you can easily swim in it, also the "dragon's" name is Azurda.
2:30 DUDE WHEN RANDY SPIKED YOU I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING FOR 2 MINUETS STRAIGHT, I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED LIKE THAT OVER AN AI/NPC SINCE I USED A GLITCH SO SEND PEOPLE INTO THE SKY IN TOTK
I'd give Shadow Moses Island a 10/10. It's so safe that you even have a giant mech to check on you! It's so safe that it would take some special forces guy with tons of C4 to cause problems.
A lot of the gyms in pokemon also have pretty questionable safety, but it's probably not feasible for a video like this since you would have to play all the way through the games to get footage.
Yes, I watched the whole thing and makes me want to play some Smash again. XD Anyway, hilarious to see more Randy content along with putting yourself in harms way! XD I was a fan the whole way though.
5:55 crocodiles. Kremlings are based off of crocodiles and not alligators and it's the jungle so if it's based off of like African jungles then they're definitely crocodiles and not alligators which are in the Eastern parts of the Americas
Why do so many stages have you fly around on platforms that transport you to various places or even teleport you to various places? Why can't I just walk around whereever I want?
The moment I saw 5/10 for final destination, a stage with no hazards and a large flat surface, that was my comparison for everything else like pokemon stadium which transforms into a FIERY WASTELAND and getting a 5.6/10
8:39 yooooo that Yellow house looks very familiar… like ive seen it somewhere else before. And looks like the exact same place except i cant put my finger on it *gets flashbacks of a Blue Haired Girl*
Download Asphalt Legends Unite now: gmlft.co/alu-j0rts
Stay safe out there and keep an eye out for bowling balls.
#asphaltlegendsunite #alupartner
Yeah I'd rather a game that isn't a microtransaction hellhole made by soulless corporate scumbags thanks.
Cool
Did you manage to get the Randy car?
That is not Smash Bros. It's not even remotely related to Smash Bros. Why is it here.
I’d rather download malware
my favorite part is how your mii looks like a nice respectable worker
Waitttt 15 hours agooo…….
And Randy looks like Randy
How did you comment before the video was posted
hold it… how was this posted before the video went live??
This isn’t a premiere.. HOW
I disagree with Luigi's Mansion rating, any house is unsafe if you go and destroy all the structural supports.
Well who would do that? A saftey worker wouldn’t destroy private property
All that stage has to do is make some repairs and then it will get a higher rating... Maybe it was being rated during renovations on accident
What about the ghosts?
Similarly, any house can be safe if you get rid of the whole house.
@@number16kelbax Smh, you forgot about splinters!
“The fact that aliens exist here brings this to a 5.4/10.”
Yeah, but did the aliens bring the score up or down? We need to know!
If they brought it down, I think that's unfair. They could be friendly aliens.
If it's anything like France, it's gotta be down
@@Etrualmr Saturns approve
He says “I mean its not really doing anything, but the fact that aliens exist here brings this to a 5.4/10” The beginning implies that he doesn’t mind the aliens, and then says but which implies that it brought the score down.
He was gonna rate it 8"!3?#6*!_92-;@(")_!$/10 before, but then because of the aliens, he 82!_$+1-?$9_)"(- it iwndldh to 5.4/10
I'm not sure your analysis of these stages meets my standards for rigor and consistency. This Randy guy on the other hand, he seems like a sharp fellow. He's always showing initiative and investigating hazards face first.
You don't get "employee of the month" at SBOSHA 2 years running by delicately tip-toeing around.
I really hope Randy gets good healthcare with this job.
With how ready he is to jump into bottomless pits? He better!
Yeah, but he'll flail around in the hospital bed, destroy all the medical equipment with bowling balls, and attack the doctor.
Randy wants to commit suicide
True/Justice for Randy
If we all ask j0rts to make a video about which fighter in Smash Ultimate is most safe, we can trick him into making a fighter tier list.
You fucking genius... 💀💀💀
Isabelle is easily most dangerous
@@Lets-A-GoOkie-Dokie Undomesticated Canine.
U r smurt
olimar has high risk high reward potential if we're dealing with canon size. imagine dying because olimar sent a squadron of pikmin to kill you from the inside
The sequel to the unraveled OSHA violation video
RIP unraveled
While nothing can ever top the unhinged nature of BDG, I gotta say that Randy does bring in a whole new element that I really enjoy.
@@gravajaumbros I agree, though mushroom kingdom getting a lower score than both battlefields is a crime.
The safe inspector will be so happy after discovering you can turn off stage hazards!
Except for the unsafe edges and bottomless pits
@@lc5719 yeah sadly those are permanent
"What do you think randy?"
Randy: *yeets himself off*
I love how i read that comment in the exact situation
Randy doesn’t like that stage
@@Lets-A-GoOkie-Dokie ok that's funny
Randycide
He’s checking what’s down there down there
I usually watch these videos to relax before bed but the comedic timing of Randy kept me giggling too much. Reminded me of when I was at sleepovers supposed to be sleeping but too busy giggling. 9.1/10
For garden of hope, Olimar is conducting a construction business that isn't even authorised let alone safe
He has the pikmin working for free with unsafe conditions and many have even died
Especially working in unsafe conditions with the bulborbs walking around
In fairness to Olimar, this is probably legally the intergalactic equivalent of building a shack on the desert island you got stranded on.
@@CharaDreemurr-9999 still, unpaid workers doing life threatening tasks
I almost get eating
@@Potable_scent They are doing it willingly. Olimar never hired them.
My favorite part of this was watching Randy jumping off the edges of the stages and getting attacked by stage hazards 😂
Somehow Randy walked enough that he randomly found his way to the safety team and just so happened to input enough right answers that the managed to get hired.
Randy was first hire, probably
Randy when he sees a ledge: Fare thee well my fine friends. Gravity calls to me
When Randy spiked you.... I have never been so proud of an AI before.
He's all grown up
Randy is a bot, not an AI.
@@AccrovideogamesThat's what video game bots are
They arent smart, like us@@BJGvideos
@@timohara7717 Yeah that's the artificial part.
Hello Mr.Jorts I hope this message finds you in good health,
I'm Absolute Trash from our company's Customer Service Department and we've received a number of complaints from customers about some safety concerns over in Minecraftia. Some of the structures that customers had visited had some safety concerns of ours. We've had reports of TNT traps, crumbling bridges over lava, fish curses, hostile necromancers, and exorbitant prices for potatoes and want you to go check in on it for us.
Thanks,
Absolute Trash, Customer Service Manager.
P.S. Isn't it a bit strange our company requires us to use our gamer tags?
Safety concerns I noticed that weren't covered:
On Peach's Castle, (not to be confused with Princess Peach's Castle), you forgot to mention pinch points. If you trip and your fingers are on that stone platform, you could lose your hand or more, and then the rest of you might still fall anyway.
In Green Greens, so of the apples that Whispy Woods drops are apparently so hard, that fighters would rather throw them as a weapon. There are normal apples as you would expect, and I could see someone doing dental damage if they get them mixed up. There's also nowhere to wash the apples.
In Onnet, the drug store sign falls down often, and this creates an unclear egress path in front of the store.
In Subcon- Huh? Oh. Okay. I'm getting word that this place is bizarrely named Mushroom Kingdom II. We'll have to put a pin in Peach's apparent thirst for conquest for now though, because all of the small squares the make up beings and terrain here seem to look pretty sharp, and I imagine this could cause some cuts to our more 3-dimensional lifeforms.
Helicopter rotor blades in Fourside appear to be pretty close to the straight line fighters agree to fight upon. If anyone accidentally dips into that Z access at the wrong time, they could be diced into corpses.
Main platform in Delphino Plaza has large grating holes that small fighters could trip in, potentially even twisting and breaking limbs. Does Master Hand even care about safety?
Sand particles in Mushroomy Kingdom can irritate eyes, possibly even causing infections or leading to vision impairment. That could cause someone to not even notice the narrow pits.
In Frigate Orpheon, the gravity switching could cause someone to seriously injure their head on a platform.
In Pokémon Stadium 2, with the conveyor belts, I would like to remind you about pinch points. We don't exactly opt into these belts.
Port Town Aero Drive's sky is beautiful, and that is not a good stage for such a stunning distraction. A safer time of day may be considered instead.
Statues in Castle Siege are carelessly placed in the fighter path, and are destructible. Heavy stone could fall on someone as a result.
There is a destructible floor in New Pork City directly over a death pit.
An icicle on Icicle Mountain frequently forms, falls, and will damage anyone in its path.
We all know about the hurricane that sends Pirate Ship into the air.
In Electroplankton, the water cannot be swam in. It is a trap. Anyone without this knowledge will fall to their death.
Golden Plains causes inflation, which isn't an immediate danger but will eventually endanger us all.
Dream Land Game Boy will eventually feature death pits, but you are in a Game Boy so I don't exactly know where you end up.
Mute City SNES, again, pixels are sharp.
Coliseum leaves gears exposed, which is a recipe for accidental finger removal. The lack of machine guards here is critical.
Super Mario Maker is highly unpredictable and sometimes features exposed lava. Conveyor belt pinch point. Ice possible.
Spiral Mountain's spinning may cause dizziness or vertigo.
Mishima's Dojo has the fire reasonably away from the action, but with the wooden walls breaking I fear the whole building can catch fire thanks to the possibility of planks of wood sailing through the torches.
Thank you fellow safety fan
Sand particles got me lmao
I'm glad someone mentioned the lava and randomness of Mario Maker
I know it was edited, but Randy had peak comedic timing. Great video.
AND HIS NAME IS Randy😂😂😂😂 2:35
I would trust randy to do my life choices taxes and transactions
33:05 I always love how if you actually fall down the stage Even If an opponent knocks you down there the dragon will actually say "You fell right into that one".
Finally, the quality Smash content I've been craving
Randy is the type of guy who would be the first to die in a horror movie
Yeah, but not because of the killer lmfao
You gotta give credit to whoever was playing as randy for sticking to the role the entire time
It was randy lmao, he probably just coded player 2 to do random inputs
@@Bupboy you really got them genius
@@dropfish3109 glad to help, tho I can clearly tell you're being sarcastic, not that I care
@@Bupboy what you didn't tell was that the first guy was being sarcastic and joking too
OSHA needs to hire this man
wow i love your safety character interacting with Randy truly hilarious
How did Randy get a job as a safety inspector? My guess is that he randomly applied with a randomly generated resumé, which tricked whatever algorithm was sorting applicants into offering him the job, which he randomly accepted.
Onett score deserved. Sincerely, someone hit by a car 20 weeks ago while walking a gravel shoulder.
You feeling all right?
@BJGvideos Definitely better after returning home from hospital (19 weeks worth). Still undergoing physiotherapy near my home, gradually returning to a sense of normalcy.
@@kimarous Dang I can imagine. I needed two emergency surgeries earlier this month but I was back home in a few days
Don't forget onnet has a drug store. Also hope You get better
OH MY GOD HES THROWING A SHOT PUT BALL
Rantaro no!
20:14 That's no hologram, that's a deity!
2:36 "Yeah hello? I'd like to report some workplace misconduct." 😂😂
(Edit) Woah 2 likes! 😁
"...keeping an absolute psychopath locked up..." How dare you shame my boy Randy like that!
1:07 "Erm... Actually, That is a Shot Put, a Shot Put is a (Insert Info of Shot Put Sport) ...and as a Mii Brawler Main, I am deeply offended"🤓
Great Video Dude, and I love seeing Randy!
21:30 I always thought that was the zoo. Especially since they look like they're holding out chairs or something which would imply they're trying to push back a wild animal. But on top of that there's those trees up there. If it was a prison it would look more like a building instead of just some cage with trees nearby
Great Bay being one of the safest stages is incredibly ironic. I'm just saying.
Yeah, because there’s A Moon ABout TO EXPLODE THE ENTIRE EARTH
@@Lets-A-GoOkie-DokieYeah but you need to get the assist trophy for that to actually happen
@@BJGvideos Pretty sure in a timed match on great bay the moon also slowly comes closer
How did i get into Channels that rank videogames by how safe they are and another one that states how high the unemployment rate is in citys of skyrim and pokemon?
Yeah! Crossover time, baby! Btw, Randy is entirely necessary! He is there to show every possible safety concern you could randomly come across in every stage, from breakable platforms to random bowling balls being flung at you!
9/10
King of Fighters? More like King of Safety
Randy is definitely the new channel mascot
32:58 you're half right (spoiler for xenoblade Chronicles 2, so i won't explain), but the cloud sea has a similar density to water, and you can easily swim in it, also the "dragon's" name is Azurda.
2:30 DUDE WHEN RANDY SPIKED YOU I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING FOR 2 MINUETS STRAIGHT, I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED LIKE THAT OVER AN AI/NPC SINCE I USED A GLITCH SO SEND PEOPLE INTO THE SKY IN TOTK
I’m glad that you and Randy are putting in the hard work for all of the safety enthusiasts out there
I'd give Shadow Moses Island a 10/10. It's so safe that you even have a giant mech to check on you! It's so safe that it would take some special forces guy with tons of C4 to cause problems.
I'm glad we have someone to continue BDG's work.
Randy throwing a shot put caught me off guard
Man watching this video is really helping me through this fever, had a lot of good laughs thank you j0rts
Hope you feel better soon!
20:08 I could have sworn it was called Reset Bomb Fortress which that name would make a lot more sense
My first thought clicking on this video: "King of Fighters Stadium is going to be rated really well."
You have no idea how happy I was when randy showed up,I hope he becomes a reoccurring character
21:47 great to see randrew again.
A lot of the gyms in pokemon also have pretty questionable safety, but it's probably not feasible for a video like this since you would have to play all the way through the games to get footage.
11:10 J0rts: ok randy you may wanna stand in this saftey pod now
Randy" *Jumps into lava*
Did you just say sike 8:33
Onett has clearly never heard about the Complete Streets safety program.
8:46 i love that theres litterally a drug store there and he just completly ignored it
When Randy spikes j0rts... I felt how absolutely flabbergasted j0rts was.
0:16 OUR BOY RANDY IS BACK!
15:50 it's the wind waker world. Randy, play on this baton. *hands over wind waker*
And 18:27 is spirit tracks. ALL ABOARD!
2:36 I thought the video paused, and I had a phone call🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Glad to see Randy learned to do multiple inputs at once (I think)
The thing about the Mario maker stage is that its randomly generated, so the level of safeness from it can vary a lot
Yes, I watched the whole thing and makes me want to play some Smash again. XD
Anyway, hilarious to see more Randy content along with putting yourself in harms way! XD I was a fan the whole way though.
2:40 is why i love randy 😂😂😂
At some point you should see how long randy survives in every zelda game.
2:51 He has a name. Don’t disrespect whispy like that
it's whispy woods, that's more respect than he usually gets
I don’t think you should blame the stages for Randy’s workplace violence
Randy got in Smash Bros. before Waluigi did.
10:45 j0rts: what do you think, Randy?
Randy: i think violence
j0rts: ... ... ...
4.8 out of 10.
At least Randy is helping
14:29 "is that... a duck?"
Well the thing on top presumably is, then the chimera is a mix of God knows how many species
I like the idea! Nice video, hope Randy learns to be safer tho
Do randy vs Brandom vs Randolph vs randrew on every stage in super smash bros Ultimate
Please
5:55 crocodiles. Kremlings are based off of crocodiles and not alligators and it's the jungle so if it's based off of like African jungles then they're definitely crocodiles and not alligators which are in the Eastern parts of the Americas
One thing about the Pikmin stages is that in the games it's stated that it's filled with radiation. That probably isn't good for you
The Northan Cave Literally has a world ending meteor in the background, suprised it didn't get a 0/10
the fact that shadow moses island, a militaristic compound that houses mecha is safer than a goddamn living room is the funniest fucking shit to me
2:33 Randy: or he kills himself or he kills you if you are in his way
Thank you for being aware of those who play unsafe maps
Why do so many stages have you fly around on platforms that transport you to various places or even teleport you to various places? Why can't I just walk around whereever I want?
Randy went for the kill 2:32
I like how Randy test the durability.
I really like randy work ethic he deserves a raise
16:08 thats the god of space
Yoooooo! Randy surpassing frontierss
14:46 randy:STOP EATING ME!!!!
I like how Randy is in on the safety inspections now!
The moment I saw 5/10 for final destination, a stage with no hazards and a large flat surface, that was my comparison for everything else like pokemon stadium which transforms into a FIERY WASTELAND and getting a 5.6/10
Your human costume at the end is so realistic!
1:37 bad rand
"I give this a six point- *sees part of tower fall apart* -a 5.7 out of 10." 🤣🤣🤣
Randy is the real danger
6:13 "This stage is actually pretty safe"
The moon:
Randy got attacked by DK. 16:21
Now we can fight to the death without worrying about any danger on the stages!
Randy just practicing in the back lol
21:40 THE ONE PIEEEEECCEE
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL (can we get much higher?)
10:46
Jorts: What do you think randy?
Randy: KOKUSEN
8:39 yooooo that Yellow house looks very familiar… like ive seen it somewhere else before. And looks like the exact same place except i cant put my finger on it
*gets flashbacks of a Blue Haired Girl*
Best video ever and Randy should be in the next smash game as dlc or not dlc and a new playable fighter like isabelle