Can you WIN a Mario Kart race with RANDOM inputs?

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  • @j0rts
    @j0rts  4 місяці тому +81

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  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 4 місяці тому +861

    I think we may be looking at our newest track safety inspector, stopping and slowing down to make sure everything's up to code

    • @FrogAttitude
      @FrogAttitude 4 місяці тому +45

      Whenever he finds something Dangerous, he honks his horn....
      Which he did... ...a lot

    • @MyNaymIsSnek1526
      @MyNaymIsSnek1526 4 місяці тому +5

      Hi Bryccce! Honessstly didn’t expect to sssee you here, but it’sss a niccce sssurprissse!

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 4 місяці тому +2

      @@MyNaymIsSnek1526 nice to see you here as well, Snek

    • @The_Red_Man
      @The_Red_Man 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi we are neck and neck for top comment… honestly, yours is better.

    • @The_Red_Man
      @The_Red_Man 4 місяці тому

      @@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi birthday boy?

  • @hfido_
    @hfido_ 4 місяці тому +409

    Fun Fact: if given infinite time, Randy could theoretically get the world record time on every single track in the game.

    • @CountessJid
      @CountessJid 4 місяці тому +29

      That's not necessarily true. We don't know the frequency at which he presses buttons, and I don't think he can press 2 at once

    • @hfido_
      @hfido_ 4 місяці тому +43

      @@CountessJid Both the frequency and the amount of presses are random. The chances are very low, but never 0.

    • @AGalaxyGuy
      @AGalaxyGuy 4 місяці тому +7

      Not true, because some world records use motion controls.

    • @hfido_
      @hfido_ 4 місяці тому +8

      @@AGalaxyGuy There's a chance Randy could press + and Y very quickly and perform a gyroscope input.

    • @Mostly_Roblox
      @Mostly_Roblox 4 місяці тому +2

      You'd just have to wait thousands of years

  • @qwertyman506
    @qwertyman506 4 місяці тому +176

    7:37 Something about Randy missing every single boost is just so funny

    • @Zayne1013
      @Zayne1013 2 місяці тому +5

      He'd be great at fighting Sans.

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 16 днів тому +1

      @@Zayne1013 So what you are saying is we need a video about "can Randy beat/spare every encounter in undertale?" Or at the very least, every boss.
      (we would leave out of battle stuff to the human for the sake of sanity)

    • @Zayne1013
      @Zayne1013 16 днів тому

      @@SephirothRyu Nope, I'm saying Randy needs to fight Sans.

  • @Arrowstotle
    @Arrowstotle 4 місяці тому +322

    I love seeing Randy taking on different games! Keep em coming!

    • @ShySoul-17
      @ShySoul-17 4 місяці тому

      Hai

    • @ShySoul-17
      @ShySoul-17 4 місяці тому

      I love replying to verified comments.

    • @EpicUniqueWill9
      @EpicUniqueWill9 4 місяці тому +6

      Reinvite Randolph, Randrew, and Brandon to do Mariokart races

  • @The_Red_Man
    @The_Red_Man 4 місяці тому +835

    I know it’s unlikely… but I like to imagine that j0rts saw my comment about Mario Kart and immediately started working on this video. Thanks for fulfilling my request, even if you didn’t know I made it!

    • @alan-tairov
      @alan-tairov 4 місяці тому +68

      you got hearted. that means...

    • @Jax_brix
      @Jax_brix 4 місяці тому +12

      🍔

    • @WhiteShyGuyFan
      @WhiteShyGuyFan 4 місяці тому +1

      Yup, I also commented it.

    • @Yanited_Stats
      @Yanited_Stats 4 місяці тому +3

      Thanks man for filling 11 minutes of my life😂

    • @Flufster1
      @Flufster1 4 місяці тому +4

      🍔

  • @ebonyofthestars
    @ebonyofthestars 4 місяці тому +142

    Randy is like a little child that's slowly learning how to do things. You really want to see him succeed and try to support and praise him

  • @PantheonFefnir
    @PantheonFefnir 4 місяці тому +179

    I think Jorts really gets it: we should have *more* races where people have their breaks cut. The point of a race to go as fast as possible, and breaks only make you slow, so we should just remove them for every race ever. There is absolutely no way this could ever cause problems.

    • @KodasToyReviews
      @KodasToyReviews 4 місяці тому +5

      But also you can use the brakes to go faster

    • @Music7Ada
      @Music7Ada 4 місяці тому +4

      @@KodasToyReviews
      That is quite literally the opposite of the only purpose of brakes

    • @Vulpercool
      @Vulpercool 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Music7Ada in terms of mario kart this does work soooo (it works because of how items are affected by placement and distance)

    • @Music7Ada
      @Music7Ada 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Vulpercool
      If you find $100 dollars because you tripped, did you earn that money by tripping or by happening to be in the right place at the right time?
      (Just because it's not obvious with text, I'm playing this up a lot. Obviously braking can improve situations to let you go faster overall)

    • @Vulpercool
      @Vulpercool 4 місяці тому

      @@Music7Ada yea, i get what you mean though, and if you play custom races (aka the mode where you can make it so certain items can and cant appear) you can actually just make it... a racing game, but mario kart is more like a party game

  • @umdoidoae7539
    @umdoidoae7539 4 місяці тому +87

    5:18
    Randy was going for a sick gap jump, but smart steering messed him up

    • @linnea8753
      @linnea8753 4 місяці тому +9

      I was thinking the same thing 😂😂

    • @OctaneRl-69
      @OctaneRl-69 8 днів тому

      I was also thinking the same thing also I was like COME ON RANDY GAP JUMP FOR THE WIN! and he just went off not doing anything

  • @wolfchanel2879
    @wolfchanel2879 4 місяці тому +152

    I'm here for the Randy cinematic universe

    • @ILIKECATS347
      @ILIKECATS347 4 місяці тому +1

      Same.

    • @Lucario-448
      @Lucario-448 4 місяці тому +1

      My Favorite Part Of The RCA Is When Randolph, Randrew And Brandom Made Their First Appearance

  • @camelpimp
    @camelpimp 4 місяці тому +76

    Randy really channeling how I play racing games

  • @squalamander
    @squalamander 4 місяці тому +36

    I respect Randy's decisions to live as free from material possessions as he can

    • @squalamander
      @squalamander 4 місяці тому +11

      Except cat car. That one's non-negotiable

  • @Bismark1815
    @Bismark1815 4 місяці тому +36

    5:18 imagine if Randy made the gap jump

  • @StrawHatPuffy
    @StrawHatPuffy 4 місяці тому +77

    Plot Twist: This is just j0rts playing pretending to be Randy

    • @JoProGaming
      @JoProGaming 4 місяці тому +8

      Feels that way sometimes

  • @sunflarewriter
    @sunflarewriter 4 місяці тому +61

    No way he freaking pulled in front of Mario at the last second! 😂

    • @acedelta12
      @acedelta12 2 місяці тому +1

      Mario with the red shell in the final corner, he’ll take the lead coming to the checkered flag, *BUT HERE COMES RANDY ON THE OUTSIDE*

  • @GTPvZGamers
    @GTPvZGamers 4 місяці тому +54

    It's really unbelievable that you can still win in such a chaotic game. It's worth watching and extremely entertaining.

  • @SAINTLUCIFER_WG
    @SAINTLUCIFER_WG 4 місяці тому +17

    I love randy so much, the fact a basic script of ones and zeros can suddenly feel lively and with a heart and soul trying it's best at life when it feels like doing it is an interesting feeling, naming it randy helped push that out a ton, and using only waluigi for randy feels oddly perfectly fitting and accurate to what randy would look like, the characters have such similar energy and silly quirks, this has become my favorite series on youtube already.

  • @zetade-wi8ec
    @zetade-wi8ec 3 місяці тому +10

    10:43 We can see that Randy got hit by Mario. He is truly evil and is getting revenge from him in the Mario Party video, but Randy prevailed.

    • @acedelta12
      @acedelta12 2 місяці тому +1

      *BUT HERE COMES RANDY ON THE OUTSIDE*

  • @Pumpernikkle
    @Pumpernikkle 4 місяці тому +16

    Randys such a nice gentleman, he’s very polite

  • @HHHjb_
    @HHHjb_ Місяць тому +14

    11:20 so what your saying is dk summit is the most random map

  • @roamingnyiad
    @roamingnyiad 4 місяці тому +6

    So Randy finally wins a race...BARELY, but this is just if it can be done at all, so...YEAH! I call that a success! A 1-in-20 success rate!

  • @alynnidalar
    @alynnidalar 4 місяці тому +22

    The way I cheered at the ending!! I love Randy.

  • @AloneSitoYTTM
    @AloneSitoYTTM 2 місяці тому +6

    5:04 “are u allergic to items or smth?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nintendoswitchfan5581
    @nintendoswitchfan5581 4 місяці тому +53

    You made this video on my birthday!

  • @Ri5olu
    @Ri5olu 4 місяці тому +24

    5:18 he goes for the huge shortcut & smart steering cuts him off 😭

  • @leolinmalachi
    @leolinmalachi 4 місяці тому +16

    I'm so happy Randy is back lol

  • @ClydePonsica
    @ClydePonsica Місяць тому +2

    10:54 I’m so proud of Randy 🥹

  • @gravajaumbros
    @gravajaumbros 4 місяці тому +3

    So proud of Randy! Always love to see a Randy video!

  • @ursamajo.r
    @ursamajo.r 4 місяці тому +1

    That comeback at the end was really well written into the script! I felt really happy for Randy when he somehow managed to win haha

  • @JB_Stands4
    @JB_Stands4 4 місяці тому +7

    This genuinely almost had me in tears in your recap segment 9:48

  • @Marcelofilho24
    @Marcelofilho24 4 місяці тому +5

    Randy might be the goat. I am 90% sure he might be the legendary godgamer

  • @Alex-95-Gaming
    @Alex-95-Gaming 4 місяці тому +5

    Need to see Randy play a sports game, like Tennis or Golf. That's Waluigi's element, so Randy should feel right at home. ...Right?

  • @theslumpis2363
    @theslumpis2363 4 місяці тому +2

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Randy is a content genious, knowing how to create the perfect storyline.

  • @Chimera4784
    @Chimera4784 4 місяці тому +57

    Hey guys I'm going on vacation. I have a taxi driver named Randy he has 1 star, but I think it will go just fine.

    • @dupersg9375
      @dupersg9375 4 місяці тому +6

      is he in purple?

    • @Chimera4784
      @Chimera4784 4 місяці тому +13

      @@dupersg9375 yes in fact he is and it also said he really likes stickers

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@Chimera4784 it's not like he's constantly honking the horn, right?

    • @Chimera4784
      @Chimera4784 4 місяці тому +7

      @@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi well he is but we are are right now on train track but I think he's just taking a short cut

    • @dravengarcia8658
      @dravengarcia8658 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Chimera4784 is he in the ocean right now

  • @oh_wall
    @oh_wall 4 місяці тому +2

    What an amazing story. I truly believed he would make it, never underestimate Randy

  • @ExGanonMain
    @ExGanonMain 4 місяці тому +9

    Randy is the GOAT at racing

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 4 місяці тому +2

      I wonder how Randolph, Randrew, and Brandon's racing skills are

  • @kingboo4518
    @kingboo4518 4 місяці тому +4

    I never thought Randy would be riding a kart, I thought he’d be in the short bus 💀

  • @blue_or_swapsans
    @blue_or_swapsans 4 місяці тому +3

    Randy is awesome. Randy is life.

  • @3_14pie
    @3_14pie 4 місяці тому +3

    we need to see Randy's family attempt at a grand Prix

  • @gurvmlk
    @gurvmlk 25 днів тому

    I love how the first few seconds of this video simultaneously sums up the best part, and also the worst part of Mario Kart. For how frustrating it can be to lose to sudden nonsense, it's that very chaos that makes the game fun. If you could just speed ahead to the front, and then stay there the entire race simply because you're better than everybody else, the game would be extremely boring for not only yourself due to the lack of any real competition, but also for everybody else who is stuck hopelessly eating your dust. The chaos provided by items is what's needed for the game to actually be enjoyable.

  • @izzybellyyy
    @izzybellyyy 4 місяці тому +6

    our boy always keeps us in suspense until the very end, but he never fails to deliver

  • @Danocaldraws
    @Danocaldraws 19 днів тому +1

    Randy is better than some Mario cart players let that sink in

  • @Kaden-was-here
    @Kaden-was-here 4 місяці тому +2

    3:14 you have a cute cat.

  • @nicolesfavorites5745
    @nicolesfavorites5745 4 місяці тому +1

    RANDYS BACK BABY I REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS IN MARIO PARTY

  • @small.clover
    @small.clover 4 місяці тому +1

    How dare you call Randy stupid. He's making a masterplan on the 4D Chess board. He's a genius playing 5D checkers strategies you couldn't even comprehend. He's playing 6D Connect 4

  • @MarvinBretschneider.
    @MarvinBretschneider. 4 місяці тому +3

    Never underestimate Randy.

  • @basementchild26051
    @basementchild26051 3 місяці тому +2

    j0rts, I have an idea for a video. “Ranking miitopia foods based on how edible they are”

  • @VNMRipper
    @VNMRipper 4 місяці тому +1

    5:19 Randy tried the gap jump😂

  • @Firestar4041
    @Firestar4041 4 місяці тому +1

    5:36
    That swerve tho. Idk what Randy signed, but it apparently was an item-less run(s).

  • @LinkTheOnePieceFan
    @LinkTheOnePieceFan 4 місяці тому +9

    New j0rts video no way

  • @ruancarlosneves9586
    @ruancarlosneves9586 4 місяці тому +2

    7:43 This ability originated from the Motor Rotor minigame

  • @midnighttheumbreon
    @midnighttheumbreon 4 місяці тому +1

    I genuinely look forward to whenever you upload! gonna watch the video now :D

  • @DaBaseBallZ
    @DaBaseBallZ 4 місяці тому +10

    Randy's tactics are 4 parallel universes ahead of our understanding

    • @Eli-ls9hp
      @Eli-ls9hp 2 дні тому

      And our games our 4 parallel universes behind of his understanding

  • @Andyxws
    @Andyxws 4 місяці тому +1

    Pure Skill Randy thats a true player right there

  • @Frostorm777
    @Frostorm777 Місяць тому +1

    It’s like babysitting a toddler.

  • @turtleinvader2982
    @turtleinvader2982 4 місяці тому +2

    Randy should attempt dark souls next.

  • @Tweaking_Tom
    @Tweaking_Tom 4 місяці тому +1

    Jorts you should do a challenge in Mario odyssey but you lose different button inputs every time you die. Or every time you die your vision range is lowered

  • @Kirby_And_Pals
    @Kirby_And_Pals 3 місяці тому +1

    Mario tried to sabotage randy at the end but randy will never let mario stop him

  • @TheOhioNews
    @TheOhioNews 2 місяці тому

    The beginning of this video is sooo well edited and i love it

  • @ericb3157
    @ericb3157 29 днів тому

    I've seen a video where someone turned on "smart steering" and "auto accelerate", then did NO further inputs.
    oh, and he was playing as Luigi, to carry on that "Luigi wins by doing nothing" meme.

  • @BrodiesharkII
    @BrodiesharkII 4 місяці тому +3

    Randy is the goat

  • @wanderer314
    @wanderer314 4 місяці тому

    I'm so glad you mentioned all the caveats at the end, because it wasn't truly random

  • @Rojiace
    @Rojiace 4 місяці тому

    Randy is that underdog that you can't help yourself but root for him to succeed. Doing it in the most unexpected way possible.

  • @williamsfan9237
    @williamsfan9237 4 місяці тому

    Awesome video, and it’s good that all that work paid off.
    Jorts should do random inputs for all 12 racers in Mario Kart for another video.

  • @pncka
    @pncka 4 місяці тому +1

    Randy has diversified his portfolio!
    i hope i make sense idk what that means tbh

  • @dragonlord4898
    @dragonlord4898 4 місяці тому +15

    Promotion Skip Button: 3:55

    • @The_Red_Man
      @The_Red_Man 4 місяці тому +4

      Let him get that sponsorship money, man

  • @shamra1245
    @shamra1245 4 місяці тому

    Always excited to see Randy taking on a new challenge!

  • @MarkPirrello
    @MarkPirrello 4 місяці тому +1

    I want you to rank every Mario party minigame by how safe it is.

  • @ThomiereWarOfficial
    @ThomiereWarOfficial 2 місяці тому

    Randy: Random inputs
    Me: Tapping every button

  • @nomiflower9707
    @nomiflower9707 4 місяці тому +1

    Randy won in such a randy way

  • @Pennsy-Commonwealth
    @Pennsy-Commonwealth 4 місяці тому +1

    Wait i got an idea:
    What if the Randy Family (Randy and its cousins) Compete In the Mario Kart!
    1v1v1v1

  • @Splittcat6
    @Splittcat6 4 місяці тому +1

    Just an idea I think there is a game you would love it’s called dogpet

  • @Pika2cool4u
    @Pika2cool4u 4 місяці тому +2

    Why is Randy better than me💀

  • @777idkineedausername
    @777idkineedausername 4 місяці тому

    I love how he can make a compelling narrative out of this.

  • @ConfusedGoblinn
    @ConfusedGoblinn 4 місяці тому

    Too see Randy win a track made my day and brought me tears of Joy!

  • @ParkTheMark13
    @ParkTheMark13 4 місяці тому

    So proud of Randy! It puts a tear in my eye!

  • @pistolmcawesome9306
    @pistolmcawesome9306 4 місяці тому

    There's no reason that anyone can ever root against Randy. I love a happy ending.

  • @ILIKECATS347
    @ILIKECATS347 4 місяці тому

    It's nice to see j0rts using ideas from the liverstrems

  • @3_14pie
    @3_14pie 4 місяці тому

    this is my first contact with a mario kart game after the wii, and oh boy, I think that's the best introduction for the game

  • @colinbusby1370
    @colinbusby1370 2 місяці тому

    Well well we'll look who threw that red shell on the last race in DK summit. Mario wanted revenge from Mario party.

  • @EMPeachGaming
    @EMPeachGaming 4 місяці тому +1

    j0rts: You can win Mario Kart with random inputs as long as you don't play 99% of the game

  • @OhNoItsGodzillaHeWillsaveUs
    @OhNoItsGodzillaHeWillsaveUs 4 місяці тому

    I’ve been waiting for the greatest moment in my life in ages and it finally happened

  • @JTWMoo
    @JTWMoo 4 місяці тому

    Videos with Randy are the best Mario Game videos!

  • @BrodyRamshur
    @BrodyRamshur 4 місяці тому +1

    You are amazing and my #1 favorite UA-camr!!

  • @indominusrex5510
    @indominusrex5510 6 днів тому

    Randy is probably my new favorite Mario Character.

  • @henrikjacobsen2785
    @henrikjacobsen2785 4 місяці тому +1

    Randy is my spirit animal.

  • @LotoTheHero
    @LotoTheHero 4 місяці тому

    If you think about it, you basically developed a cpu controlled kart racer at this point. Obviously CPU racers will be more heavily weighted towards certain actions, and have more restrictions. It's still pretty cool though. :D The final result was actually pretty impressive too. I'm really surprised what you were able to "coach" Randy into achieving! :D

  • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
    @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 4 місяці тому

    Honestly, random Item attacks are less annoying in single player than when I'm playing with someone else or online. It's far less aggravating when other ayers are trying to win against you, but in Single it feels like the game is just trying to screw you over lol

  • @evalabisak6991
    @evalabisak6991 4 місяці тому +1

    0:48 looks like Randy likes to bag😅

  • @Matthew-x8d
    @Matthew-x8d 4 місяці тому

    Randy vs. shapes, mario party superstars
    Randy vs circle vs squares vs triangle
    Circle: Yoshi
    Squares: Mario
    Triangles: DK

  • @theblueraven764
    @theblueraven764 3 місяці тому

    So proud of him 💕

  • @yume_Focus
    @yume_Focus Місяць тому

    the chances of Randy getting such perfect inputs that one of his runs can be considered tas wr exists.

  • @CandyCadet777
    @CandyCadet777 4 місяці тому

    I think there's a major difference between being "skilled" enough to use items and getting nailed by 6 items in 3 minutes for seemingly no reason

  • @ScooterBootsFunny
    @ScooterBootsFunny 4 місяці тому

    Todays video: Teaching Randy how to drive. I love ur videos. I love Randy! Please keep making Randy bideos

  • @UGURAKTAS-pl6zx
    @UGURAKTAS-pl6zx 4 місяці тому +2

    Now i get why randys name is randy becuze its like the Rand in random

  • @Zayne1013
    @Zayne1013 2 місяці тому

    This is basically what you get when you hand a little kid who's never played a video game before a controller and then just let them do their own thing.

  • @potomax
    @potomax 4 місяці тому +1

    Randy needs to upgrade to 200cc now 🤟

  • @Kaden-was-here
    @Kaden-was-here 4 місяці тому +2

    Gooo Randy!!!!!

  • @siliciaveerah9327
    @siliciaveerah9327 4 місяці тому

    Randy also felt the need to style on the person in second drifting across the finish line

  • @squalamander
    @squalamander 4 місяці тому

    I'd like to see how Randy fares in battle mode. I think he'll always keep em guessing in Renegade Roundup