Can you WIN a Mario Kart race with RANDOM inputs?

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  • @j0rts
    @j0rts  18 днів тому +56

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  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 17 днів тому +506

    I think we may be looking at our newest track safety inspector, stopping and slowing down to make sure everything's up to code

    • @FrogAttitude
      @FrogAttitude 16 днів тому +20

      Whenever he finds something Dangerous, he honks his horn....
      Which he did... ...a lot

    • @MyNaymIsSnek1526
      @MyNaymIsSnek1526 12 днів тому +1

      Hi Bryccce! Honessstly didn’t expect to sssee you here, but it’sss a niccce sssurprissse!

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 12 днів тому +1

      @@MyNaymIsSnek1526 nice to see you here as well, Snek

    • @The_Red_Man
      @The_Red_Man 6 днів тому

      @@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi we are neck and neck for top comment… honestly, yours is better.

    • @The_Red_Man
      @The_Red_Man 6 днів тому

      @@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi birthday boy?

  • @hfido_
    @hfido_ 17 днів тому +121

    Fun Fact: if given infinite time, Randy could theoretically get the world record time on every single track in the game.

    • @sirjid
      @sirjid 17 днів тому +8

      That's not necessarily true. We don't know the frequency at which he presses buttons, and I don't think he can press 2 at once

    • @hfido_
      @hfido_ 16 днів тому +9

      @@sirjid Both the frequency and the amount of presses are random. The chances are very low, but never 0.

    • @AGalaxyGuy
      @AGalaxyGuy 15 днів тому +3

      Not true, because some world records use motion controls.

    • @hfido_
      @hfido_ 14 днів тому +1

      @@AGalaxyGuy There's a chance Randy could press + and Y very quickly and perform a gyroscope input.

    • @Mostly_Roblox
      @Mostly_Roblox 12 днів тому +2

      You'd just have to wait thousands of years

  • @The_Red_Man
    @The_Red_Man 17 днів тому +517

    I know it’s unlikely… but I like to imagine that j0rts saw my comment about Mario Kart and immediately started working on this video. Thanks for fulfilling my request, even if you didn’t know I made it!

  • @Arrowstotle
    @Arrowstotle 17 днів тому +202

    I love seeing Randy taking on different games! Keep em coming!

  • @ebony721
    @ebony721 17 днів тому +82

    Randy is like a little child that's slowly learning how to do things. You really want to see him succeed and try to support and praise him

  • @qwertyman506
    @qwertyman506 17 днів тому +54

    7:37 Something about Randy missing every single boost is just so funny

  • @umdoidoae7539
    @umdoidoae7539 17 днів тому +31

    5:18
    Randy was going for a sick gap jump, but smart steering messed him up

    • @linnea8753
      @linnea8753 13 днів тому +3

      I was thinking the same thing 😂😂

  • @PantheonFefnir
    @PantheonFefnir 17 днів тому +115

    I think Jorts really gets it: we should have *more* races where people have their breaks cut. The point of a race to go as fast as possible, and breaks only make you slow, so we should just remove them for every race ever. There is absolutely no way this could ever cause problems.

    • @KodasToyReviews
      @KodasToyReviews 17 днів тому +4

      But also you can use the brakes to go faster

    • @Music7Ada
      @Music7Ada 17 днів тому +4

      @@KodasToyReviews
      That is quite literally the opposite of the only purpose of brakes

    • @Vulpercool
      @Vulpercool 17 днів тому +1

      @@Music7Ada in terms of mario kart this does work soooo (it works because of how items are affected by placement and distance)

    • @Music7Ada
      @Music7Ada 16 днів тому

      @@Vulpercool
      If you find $100 dollars because you tripped, did you earn that money by tripping or by happening to be in the right place at the right time?
      (Just because it's not obvious with text, I'm playing this up a lot. Obviously braking can improve situations to let you go faster overall)

    • @Vulpercool
      @Vulpercool 15 днів тому

      @@Music7Ada yea, i get what you mean though, and if you play custom races (aka the mode where you can make it so certain items can and cant appear) you can actually just make it... a racing game, but mario kart is more like a party game

  • @wolfchanel2879
    @wolfchanel2879 17 днів тому +117

    I'm here for the Randy cinematic universe

    • @ILIKECATS347
      @ILIKECATS347 17 днів тому

      Same.

    • @Lucario-448
      @Lucario-448 17 днів тому

      My Favorite Part Of The RCA Is When Randolph, Randrew And Brandom Made Their First Appearance

  • @sunflarewriter
    @sunflarewriter 17 днів тому +43

    No way he freaking pulled in front of Mario at the last second! 😂

  • @StrawHatPuffy
    @StrawHatPuffy 17 днів тому +57

    Plot Twist: This is just j0rts playing pretending to be Randy

    • @JoProGaming
      @JoProGaming 17 днів тому +5

      Feels that way sometimes

  • @camelpimp
    @camelpimp 17 днів тому +63

    Randy really channeling how I play racing games

  • @ZepMarioBros
    @ZepMarioBros 17 днів тому +73

    It's really unbelievable that you can still win in such a chaotic game. It's worth watching and extremely entertaining.

  • @Ri5olu
    @Ri5olu 16 днів тому +9

    5:18 he goes for the huge shortcut & smart steering cuts him off 😭

  • @SAINTLUCIFER_WG
    @SAINTLUCIFER_WG 16 днів тому +6

    I love randy so much, the fact a basic script of ones and zeros can suddenly feel lively and with a heart and soul trying it's best at life when it feels like doing it is an interesting feeling, naming it randy helped push that out a ton, and using only waluigi for randy feels oddly perfectly fitting and accurate to what randy would look like, the characters have such similar energy and silly quirks, this has become my favorite series on youtube already.

  • @Bismark1815
    @Bismark1815 17 днів тому +19

    5:18 imagine if Randy made the gap jump

  • @squalamander
    @squalamander 17 днів тому +17

    I respect Randy's decisions to live as free from material possessions as he can

    • @squalamander
      @squalamander 17 днів тому +6

      Except cat car. That one's non-negotiable

  • @Chimera4784
    @Chimera4784 17 днів тому +31

    Hey guys I'm going on vacation. I have a taxi driver named Randy he has 1 star, but I think it will go just fine.

    • @dupersg9375
      @dupersg9375 17 днів тому +3

      is he in purple?

    • @Chimera4784
      @Chimera4784 17 днів тому +10

      @@dupersg9375 yes in fact he is and it also said he really likes stickers

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 17 днів тому +1

      ​@@Chimera4784 it's not like he's constantly honking the horn, right?

    • @Chimera4784
      @Chimera4784 17 днів тому +2

      @@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi well he is but we are are right now on train track but I think he's just taking a short cut

    • @dravengarcia8658
      @dravengarcia8658 17 днів тому

      @@Chimera4784 is he in the ocean right now

  • @alynnidalar
    @alynnidalar 17 днів тому +19

    The way I cheered at the ending!! I love Randy.

  • @nintendoswitchfan5581
    @nintendoswitchfan5581 17 днів тому +50

    You made this video on my birthday!

  • @Pumpernikkle
    @Pumpernikkle 17 днів тому +5

    Randys such a nice gentleman, he’s very polite

  • @DaBaseBallZ
    @DaBaseBallZ 17 днів тому +8

    Randy's tactics are 4 parallel universes ahead of our understanding

  • @kingboo4518
    @kingboo4518 17 днів тому +4

    I never thought Randy would be riding a kart, I thought he’d be in the short bus 💀

  • @leolinmalachi
    @leolinmalachi 17 днів тому +14

    I'm so happy Randy is back lol

  • @3_14pie
    @3_14pie 17 днів тому +2

    we need to see Randy's family attempt at a grand Prix

  • @marceloasensiofilho3833
    @marceloasensiofilho3833 17 днів тому +4

    Randy might be the goat. I am 90% sure he might be the legendary godgamer

  • @JB_Stands4
    @JB_Stands4 15 днів тому +2

    This genuinely almost had me in tears in your recap segment 9:48

  • @Alex-95-Gaming
    @Alex-95-Gaming 17 днів тому +2

    Need to see Randy play a sports game, like Tennis or Golf. That's Waluigi's element, so Randy should feel right at home. ...Right?

  • @theslumpis2363
    @theslumpis2363 16 днів тому +1

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Randy is a content genious, knowing how to create the perfect storyline.

  • @blueberryswap_sans
    @blueberryswap_sans 17 днів тому +2

    Randy is awesome. Randy is life.

  • @roamingnyiad
    @roamingnyiad 17 днів тому +2

    So Randy finally wins a race...BARELY, but this is just if it can be done at all, so...YEAH! I call that a success! A 1-in-20 success rate!

  • @kleine.kleeblatt
    @kleine.kleeblatt 16 днів тому +1

    How dare you call Randy stupid. He's making a masterplan on the 4D Chess board. He's a genius playing 5D checkers strategies you couldn't even comprehend. He's playing 6D Connect 4

  • @ExGanonMain
    @ExGanonMain 17 днів тому +7

    Randy is the GOAT at racing

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 17 днів тому +2

      I wonder how Randolph, Randrew, and Brandon's racing skills are

  • @Firestar4041
    @Firestar4041 17 днів тому +1

    5:36
    That swerve tho. Idk what Randy signed, but it apparently was an item-less run(s).

  • @rhiwright
    @rhiwright 17 днів тому +1

    your cat is pretty, give the cat some pets, try a game I play with my cats; you pet them, and if they stay and purr, you win. If they leave and/or don't purr, you lose. It's the Make Kitty Purr Game!

  • @dragonlord4898
    @dragonlord4898 17 днів тому +14

    Promotion Skip Button: 3:55

    • @The_Red_Man
      @The_Red_Man 17 днів тому +4

      Let him get that sponsorship money, man

  • @oh_wall
    @oh_wall 17 днів тому +1

    What an amazing story. I truly believed he would make it, never underestimate Randy

  • @ruancarlosneves9586
    @ruancarlosneves9586 17 днів тому +2

    7:43 This ability originated from the Motor Rotor minigame

  • @Rojiace
    @Rojiace 15 днів тому

    Randy is that underdog that you can't help yourself but root for him to succeed. Doing it in the most unexpected way possible.

  • @LinkTheOnePieceFan
    @LinkTheOnePieceFan 17 днів тому +9

    New j0rts video no way

  • @Archualudon
    @Archualudon 16 днів тому

    Selects the first nitro track
    >"another random course"
    Selects the first retro track
    Selects Baby Park on the selection screen
    Joking aside, this was an awesome video and I hope you continue to make bangers like this one!

  • @Tweaking_Tom
    @Tweaking_Tom 12 годин тому +1

    Jorts you should do a challenge in Mario odyssey but you lose different button inputs every time you die. Or every time you die your vision range is lowered

  • @benjaminsandeen9241
    @benjaminsandeen9241 15 днів тому

    I'm so glad you mentioned all the caveats at the end, because it wasn't truly random

  • @izzybellyyy
    @izzybellyyy 17 днів тому +5

    our boy always keeps us in suspense until the very end, but he never fails to deliver

  • @VNMRipper
    @VNMRipper 16 днів тому +1

    5:19 Randy tried the gap jump😂

  • @Aiden_L123
    @Aiden_L123 17 днів тому +3

    RANDY IS BACK

  • @CandyCadet777
    @CandyCadet777 17 днів тому

    I think there's a major difference between being "skilled" enough to use items and getting nailed by 6 items in 3 minutes for seemingly no reason

  • @UGURAKTAS-pl6zx
    @UGURAKTAS-pl6zx 17 днів тому +2

    Now i get why randys name is randy becuze its like the Rand in random

  • @ursamajo.r
    @ursamajo.r 17 днів тому

    That comeback at the end was really well written into the script! I felt really happy for Randy when he somehow managed to win haha

  • @williamsfan9237
    @williamsfan9237 11 днів тому

    Awesome video, and it’s good that all that work paid off.
    Jorts should do random inputs for all 12 racers in Mario Kart for another video.

  • @OliverKraus-q6s
    @OliverKraus-q6s 17 днів тому

    I love how he can make a compelling narrative out of this.

  • @pistolmcawesome9306
    @pistolmcawesome9306 14 днів тому

    There's no reason that anyone can ever root against Randy. I love a happy ending.

  • @Joe-gq2kv
    @Joe-gq2kv 17 днів тому +3

    We love you Randy! Our beautiful bouncing baby boy!

  • @AiminionPolish
    @AiminionPolish 17 днів тому +1

    OH HELL YEEEEAH!!!
    GLORY TO RANDY!!!!
    SUPPORT RANDYSM!!!!!!
    Love Randy and randysm from poland
    🇵🇱🤝🇷🇴🇦🇩🇳🇴🇩🇲🇾🇪
    Randy is romanian, andorian, norwegian, dominican, and yemeni.
    Hes mixed because randy is all random.

  • @TheQuashingoftheTub
    @TheQuashingoftheTub 12 днів тому

    Honestly, random Item attacks are less annoying in single player than when I'm playing with someone else or online. It's far less aggravating when other ayers are trying to win against you, but in Single it feels like the game is just trying to screw you over lol

  • @pncka
    @pncka 17 днів тому +1

    Randy has diversified his portfolio!
    i hope i make sense idk what that means tbh

  • @midnighttheumbreon
    @midnighttheumbreon 17 днів тому +1

    I genuinely look forward to whenever you upload! gonna watch the video now :D

  • @BrodiesharkII
    @BrodiesharkII 17 днів тому +3

    Randy is the goat

  • @Matthew-x8d
    @Matthew-x8d 10 днів тому

    Randy vs. shapes, mario party superstars
    Randy vs circle vs squares vs triangle
    Circle: Yoshi
    Squares: Mario
    Triangles: DK

  • @3_14pie
    @3_14pie 17 днів тому

    this is my first contact with a mario kart game after the wii, and oh boy, I think that's the best introduction for the game

  • @EMPeachGaming
    @EMPeachGaming 17 днів тому +1

    j0rts: You can win Mario Kart with random inputs as long as you don't play 99% of the game

  • @Andyxws
    @Andyxws 17 днів тому +1

    Pure Skill Randy thats a true player right there

  • @PennsylvanianCody
    @PennsylvanianCody 17 днів тому +1

    Wait i got an idea:
    What if the Randy Family (Randy and its cousins) Compete In the Mario Kart!
    1v1v1v1

  • @This-is-food-xD
    @This-is-food-xD 17 днів тому +2

    Randy is winning this 🗿

  • @MarkPirrello
    @MarkPirrello 13 днів тому +1

    I want you to rank every Mario party minigame by how safe it is.

  • @ConfusedGoblinn
    @ConfusedGoblinn 17 днів тому

    Too see Randy win a track made my day and brought me tears of Joy!

  • @LotoTheHero
    @LotoTheHero 16 днів тому

    If you think about it, you basically developed a cpu controlled kart racer at this point. Obviously CPU racers will be more heavily weighted towards certain actions, and have more restrictions. It's still pretty cool though. :D The final result was actually pretty impressive too. I'm really surprised what you were able to "coach" Randy into achieving! :D

  • @gravajaumbros
    @gravajaumbros 14 днів тому

    So proud of Randy! Always love to see a Randy video!

  • @shamra1245
    @shamra1245 15 днів тому

    Always excited to see Randy taking on a new challenge!

  • @ScooterBootsFunny
    @ScooterBootsFunny 17 днів тому

    Todays video: Teaching Randy how to drive. I love ur videos. I love Randy! Please keep making Randy bideos

  • @TyroRNG
    @TyroRNG 16 днів тому

    Monkeys and typewriters.
    Randy would eventually have a sequence that will perfectly solve a track, potentially even faster than the current world record (given enough inputs per second).

  • @x_chaos_x
    @x_chaos_x 16 днів тому

    Theoretically given a very long time Randy could beat every single world record

  • @squalamander
    @squalamander 12 днів тому

    I'd like to see how Randy fares in battle mode. I think he'll always keep em guessing in Renegade Roundup

  • @MarvinBretschneider.
    @MarvinBretschneider. 17 днів тому +1

    Never underestimate Randy.

  • @ParkTheMark13
    @ParkTheMark13 17 днів тому

    So proud of Randy! It puts a tear in my eye!

  • @henrikjacobsen2785
    @henrikjacobsen2785 17 днів тому +1

    Randy is my spirit animal.

  • @Charlie_Favre836
    @Charlie_Favre836 17 днів тому

    I’ve been waiting for the greatest moment in my life in ages and it finally happened

  • @PANDAWEWEEDANCE
    @PANDAWEWEEDANCE 7 днів тому

    PLEASE MAKE JORTS SEE THIS:please can you make everyone in Mario cart random

  • @Doylt
    @Doylt 14 днів тому

    Have you considered playing a game of Mario Party alongside Randy as an ‘escort mission’? You facilitate his win against the CPUs!

  • @Neruzoa
    @Neruzoa 17 днів тому

    I didn't know that randomness could be this EPIC

  • @ILIKECATS347
    @ILIKECATS347 17 днів тому

    It's nice to see j0rts using ideas from the liverstrems

  • @usernamethecringelady
    @usernamethecringelady 17 днів тому +2

    Randy my beloved ❤

  • @siliciaveerah9327
    @siliciaveerah9327 12 днів тому

    Randy also felt the need to style on the person in second drifting across the finish line

  • @nomiflower9707
    @nomiflower9707 17 днів тому +1

    Randy won in such a randy way

  • @Meteorite_Shower
    @Meteorite_Shower 17 днів тому

    It makes sense you're a cat owner, as everything a cat does is carefully calculated to be pure, unadulterated random chaos.

  • @mattm7220
    @mattm7220 16 днів тому

    ""That way Randy can just focus on... Uhh... Being Randy." - j0rts, 2024

  • @aluigiFromKart
    @aluigiFromKart 16 днів тому

    dude, we should make a new design for Randy, where he's just another Waluigi with a randomized color palette

  • @Mr-Trox
    @Mr-Trox 17 днів тому +1

    Randy is just my 4 year old nephew playing Mario Kart

  • @Ledon-rg3fc
    @Ledon-rg3fc 17 днів тому +4

    Under 30 Minutes Gang
    👇

  • @PrinceJade-b9i
    @PrinceJade-b9i 15 днів тому

    He has to go beat the story of Mario party 9 now, because a lot of that is really random and I feel like Randy would do good

  • @AudrizzleO58
    @AudrizzleO58 17 днів тому

    I use smart steer and auto-accelerate to let my 3 and 5 year old nephews race each other, and more than once the 3 year old's abandoned controller has won

  • @GrotesqueIy
    @GrotesqueIy 14 днів тому

    Please do a grand Prix where all characters do random inputs if possible! It would be interesting to see who wins

  • @BrodyRamshur
    @BrodyRamshur 12 днів тому +1

    You are amazing and my #1 favorite UA-camr!!

  • @Define7890
    @Define7890 17 днів тому

    Randy makes his debut in Mario kart

  • @Splittcat6
    @Splittcat6 17 днів тому +1

    Just an idea I think there is a game you would love it’s called dogpet

  • @potomax
    @potomax 17 днів тому +1

    Randy needs to upgrade to 200cc now 🤟

  • @hinakremec
    @hinakremec 17 днів тому

    That guy, bandy (I mean randy) he has more mario kart skills than both my sisters combinded, that’s scary

  • @BeatboxingLeprechaun
    @BeatboxingLeprechaun 15 днів тому

    HOW DOES THIS GUY KEEP READING MY MIND FOR MORE VIDEO IDEAS!?

  • @GammeLP
    @GammeLP 17 днів тому +3

    Can Randy finish a level in Mario Bros?