A Critique of Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Part 3

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  • @JayExci
    @JayExci 4 роки тому +3995

    too short
    where is part 4?

    • @Adrelinen
      @Adrelinen 4 роки тому +260

      That's just because you got kicked 4 minutes in

    • @borednow5877
      @borednow5877 4 роки тому +105

      Nah, he just needed more rhino milk

    • @Speed_hunter
      @Speed_hunter 4 роки тому +46

      You’re too short Jay

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 4 роки тому +28

      Waaaay too short... Step up yer game "Longmanbad".

    • @DunkeyIsBlack
      @DunkeyIsBlack 4 роки тому +7

      shut up

  • @Guzzist11
    @Guzzist11 4 роки тому +793

    We continue where we left off? WHERE WE LEFT OFF? Jesus Christ i forgot everything...does it mean i have to start with Part 1 again?
    WHAT KIND OF DIABOLIC PLAN TO GET VIEWS IS THIS???

    • @xempire103
      @xempire103 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Guzzist11
      @Guzzist11 4 роки тому +26

      @managarm1349 indeed he does...and because i saw that dumpsterfire of a movie TFA is last time in preparation for Part 1 i´m afraid i have to start with this crappy movie again...jeeez, i need a drink...

    • @Comradcommodore
      @Comradcommodore 4 роки тому +16

      Bruh I watched part 1 and 2 the last two days again just to make sure 😂😂

    • @invisiblehand13
      @invisiblehand13 4 роки тому +26

      Yes. Watch parts 1 and 2 again. And the RoS rage. I've seen the entire TLJ series at least 10 times. I wish that one had 6 parts like this one.

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 4 роки тому +5

      @managarm1349 Longame bad

  • @WillofDD
    @WillofDD 4 роки тому +644

    >says it'll be released in August
    >released in July
    "A surprised to be sure, but a welcomed one." -Senator Bilbeev Palpaggins.

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 4 роки тому +16

      Creamy Bilbo himself

    • @pXnTilde
      @pXnTilde 4 роки тому +6

      I don't even remember the others anymore.
      Intentionally manipulating us to watch the old videos again confirmed

    • @mariusvanc
      @mariusvanc 4 роки тому +11

      >says it'll be released in August
      (2019)
      >released in July (2020)

    • @WillofDD
      @WillofDD 4 роки тому

      @@mariusvanc tbf I only remember them saying August of this year from this year's EFAPs

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 4 роки тому +6

      Remember when MauLer said the script for the entire series was finished before he even dropped the first video?
      MauLer doesn't.

  • @fairwarning007
    @fairwarning007 Рік тому +468

    “If you’re a famous smuggler, you’re not doing it right.”
    That was one hell of a dagger

    • @Adealerofblackberry
      @Adealerofblackberry 7 місяців тому +5

      damn no comments? tragic fr.

    • @zehcnasmedia1016
      @zehcnasmedia1016 2 місяці тому +9

      Exactly.... it makes zero sense that anyone would know Han solo as a smuggler at this point, much less a "famous smuggler" smh. He would be incapable of even getting back into that type of work.. after being such a famous and important figure in the rebellion against the empire

    • @christianealshut1123
      @christianealshut1123 2 місяці тому +5

      Yes, because the very occupation of smuggler demands you to work in secrecy, to be anonymous, not to mention that they very backstory that Disney later invented for him implies that he became a smuggler out of necessity, not because he liked to do that. The original trilogy and the Extended Universe suggested the interesting storyline of a man of integrity who had started training as an Imperial soldier in training who quit said training because they asked him to do things he did not feel comfortable doing, and from there worked himself to be an important leader figure in the Rebellion and later the New Republic.

  • @jayaretay
    @jayaretay 4 роки тому +1884

    Me: TFA Part 3 is so late
    TFA Part 3: A space wizard for children is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

    • @zzickos
      @zzickos 4 роки тому +70

      This made me laugh more than it should have.

    • @austinwoods466
      @austinwoods466 4 роки тому +9

      Leben Heisst Leben. MauLer is MauLer.

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 4 роки тому +34

      This post contains a suspicious amount of good rat with women. FOR NO REASON.

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 4 роки тому +24

      I'm enticed to give you a like...
      *For no reason!*

    • @jakesnow5728
      @jakesnow5728 4 роки тому +29

      The Star Wars sequel trilogy really are amazing films. You can learn all that there is to know about their dogshit bastard contrivances in a month, and yet after a hundred years you can still find more.

  • @OmegaZyion
    @OmegaZyion 4 роки тому +2734

    Beating a dead horse has never been so entertaining before.

    • @janbosch5951
      @janbosch5951 4 роки тому +239

      In the words of a wise man:
      "Sometimes the horse needs to be nuked from orbit"
      - Weekend Warrior

    • @boarlegion5077
      @boarlegion5077 4 роки тому +86

      Disney and KK are still in charge of Star Wars.That horse ain't dead yet!

    • @FunZies.
      @FunZies. 4 роки тому +61

      @@janbosch5951 "It's the only way to be sure."

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 роки тому +70

      throwaway line: *exists*
      MauLer: I'm bouta objectively assess this man's whole career

    • @Muck006
      @Muck006 4 роки тому +42

      Its justified because there are still some people who pretend these 3+ horses arent dead and are in fact totally fine and dandy.

  • @eaglebearer
    @eaglebearer 4 роки тому +987

    Me: It's my day off but I don't know what to do for the next 4 hours
    MauLer: "Hello there"

    • @Newby1
      @Newby1 4 роки тому +49

      "... ladies and gentlemen."

    • @archstanton9073
      @archstanton9073 4 роки тому +18

      I've been out of work since April and I need stuff to watch for the next 4 hours.

    • @solarsailer4166
      @solarsailer4166 4 роки тому +9

      Loooooooongman Good! This is perfect. I've got a long boring shift at work tonight and this is just what I needed. Totally worth the wait,!

    • @whaguitars8783
      @whaguitars8783 4 роки тому +4

      Yup I am downloading it now and could watch it this evening. And it's not even my Brithday!!
      Now if Redlettermedia would finish the Plinkett ROSW review i'd be set!!

    • @Guzzist11
      @Guzzist11 4 роки тому +2

      4h? Shit, i not only forgot what happened in Part 1 and 2 ... i also forgot about that garbage movie because i saw it last time in "preparation" for Part 1 and 2 ... so i have to wath that Dumpsterfire of a movie again AND Part 1 and 2 ... Hello Weekend!

  • @bigorange2082
    @bigorange2082 Рік тому +452

    In Legends Han was a hero, good husband, and a good father. These sequels were so disrespectful.

    • @DarthImagnus0790
      @DarthImagnus0790 Рік тому +40

      Yes! And he had to deal with the loss of two sons, and sure it broke him, but not to this kinda level of pathetic. Kylo Ren is discount Darth Caedus

    • @DarthImagnus0790
      @DarthImagnus0790 Рік тому +10

      Sorry man your comment hit hard. Hard truth, but damn are you spot on

    • @DBWave94
      @DBWave94 Рік тому +33

      Stabbed and tossed down an endless chasm...a death usually reserved for villainous characters. Disney's way of bitch-slapping him out of existence.

    • @DarthImagnus0790
      @DarthImagnus0790 Рік тому +16

      @@DBWave94 plus the way they treated his Indiana Jones character in the most recent movie. I dont understand who this kinda of stuff is supposed to be catered to. Clearly not true fans

    • @DBWave94
      @DBWave94 Рік тому +14

      @@DarthImagnus0790 It's Disney's way of saying, "Out with the old, in with the new." The characters we once loved are either killed off unceremoniously or reduced to shadows of their former selves. And it'll keep happening as long as the cash flow keeps up.

  • @S4ns
    @S4ns 4 роки тому +625

    Jar Jar Abrams technique:
    Take something that exists, misunderstand it completely,
    play off emotions over substance,
    lay a minefield's worth of mystery boxes,
    have an answer for none of them,
    profit despite incompetence,
    leave town before anyone discovers you're a fraud.

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith 4 роки тому +41

      You've got it.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 роки тому +69

      He's like the monorail man from the Simpsons.

    • @arnvonsalzburg5033
      @arnvonsalzburg5033 4 роки тому +36

      @@DonVigaDeFierro Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide electrified, six-car monorail. What'd I say?

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 роки тому +22

      He is intellectual cancer incarnate. And I mean it: he h been party to the Passive Progressive, Leftist Regressive, bad story writing, emphasis on skin and junk rather than *character,* etc. etc. He has been behind the slow rot and death of not one, but TWO franchises with Star in the name... and too much radiation from stars gives you cancer.
      My brain hurts!,

    • @yodaman4674
      @yodaman4674 4 роки тому +6

      Except he didn’t leave town before being discovered he’s a fraud thanks to TROS.

  • @tonyv6815
    @tonyv6815 4 роки тому +1305

    Finally getting TFA Part 3 after almost 2 years
    *This is where the fun begins*

    • @archstanton9073
      @archstanton9073 4 роки тому +34

      Has it really been that long, man?

    • @Sprucepenny
      @Sprucepenny 4 роки тому +13

      It's *arrived* !!!!!!

    • @CalebHimself
      @CalebHimself 4 роки тому +58

      I was still in high school when TFA Part 2 came out and now I'm in college. Crazy to think about.

    • @StevenMatthewsTFI
      @StevenMatthewsTFI 4 роки тому +31

      @@CalebHimself Greatest comment ever. It's only 2 years, but it's a lifetime during that specific period of life. OK, maybe not the greatest comment, but I sure had a laugh.

    • @Megatron_95
      @Megatron_95 4 роки тому +2

      I've been looking forward to this

  • @KobyBrennero
    @KobyBrennero 4 роки тому +3417

    US: "Why is Han poorly handled?"
    MauLer: "A good question... for another four hour video."

    • @jakesnow5728
      @jakesnow5728 4 роки тому +101

      With part 2 to follow.

    • @bellarkcox1243
      @bellarkcox1243 4 роки тому +85

      I didn't even look at the time until this comment. Four hours? Guess I'm not sleeping tonight.

    • @Kevin-wx7wu
      @Kevin-wx7wu 4 роки тому +87

      At least he answers the damn question :P

    • @skrv8588
      @skrv8588 4 роки тому +56

      And this is why the longman is bad, too short.

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith 4 роки тому +36

      The whole story was awful and the characters don't work. I wanted to see Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin Solo (or name him Ben) and have the Skywalker saga become the Solo saga. Oh and no Daisy Ridley, she just doesn't work. I'd have cast Lilly Collins.

  • @chillmanchan3829
    @chillmanchan3829 Рік тому +210

    MauLer’s ‘tangent’ on Rey’s character and character construction in general, showed me again, how well spoken MauLer is and how well thought out his positions are. Writing articulate scripts this long are one thing, but writing them with provable positions, intelligent conclusions, and relevant sources is a whole other thing.
    I don’t know if MauLer has any professional or university education, but it doesn’t matter. He clearly loves the craft, understands it, and studies it; all to a far greater extent then many others and even ‘professional’ critics. I love when I find someone skilled in a creative art or ‘non-creative’ skill that (presumably), the person doesn’t have big time professional education on.
    They have passion, discipline and a will to learn.
    Excellent job MauLer. This series is genuinely incredible.

    • @catsquidcatoverlord9842
      @catsquidcatoverlord9842 Рік тому +11

      Could not have said it better myself.

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 Рік тому +26

      He's one of the best at this kind of thing. I know I've found something important when I hear a guy being critical of a film who can seamlessly change tone and start complimenting some part of the movie for some redeemable quality right in the middle of tearing it apart.
      That displays integrity and simple logic.
      It also adds weight to everything else he says by proving that he can be trusted to be honest, even when it requires him to spend time researching evidence "against" the main hypothesis that he has been formulating in the rest of his discussion.

    • @irishbob26
      @irishbob26 Рік тому +3

      Well said

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Рік тому +9

      He really makes you realize Rey is a plot device, not a character.

  • @BigBroTejano
    @BigBroTejano 4 роки тому +357

    Disney and the Cast: “Maz and Phasma are such... deep and complex characters who really have a impact on the story and who were sure fans will come to love after seeing them in action”
    *finally sees the characters in actions*
    Disney shills: “I love them! Such depth!”
    Everyone else: “they.... they didn’t do anything... Phasma literally didn’t do anything and Maz is a orange downgraded copy of Yoda.”

    • @LordEvrey
      @LordEvrey 4 роки тому +19

      Phasma disabled an entire planet's shield. A planet full of troopers and allegedly high security measures. That's something, right?

    • @jwjakloaaj7942
      @jwjakloaaj7942 4 роки тому +35

      @@LordEvrey Did it accomplish anything though?

    • @jakesnow5728
      @jakesnow5728 4 роки тому +40

      Me cat just left a deeper and more complex entity in its litter box.

    • @erikson318
      @erikson318 4 роки тому +23

      @@jwjakloaaj7942 yeah destruction of starkiller base and her death oh wait

    • @strategicperson95
      @strategicperson95 4 роки тому +37

      Only to learn in TLJ that her armor is blaster proof.
      So why did she cooperate with them if she is immune to blasters?

  • @chrisk.5964
    @chrisk.5964 4 роки тому +249

    "your nothing, you have no place in this story. you come from nothing."
    "your palpatines daughter, you're a palpatine."
    "Im rey, rey skywalker."
    lmao

    • @insulttothehumanrace3807
      @insulttothehumanrace3807 4 роки тому +35

      "You come from nothing; you are nothing."
      *"I NEVER LIED TO YOU"*

    • @Loldino897
      @Loldino897 4 роки тому +9

      what I told you was true, from a certain point of view.

    • @chriswilson3126
      @chriswilson3126 4 роки тому +16

      @@insulttothehumanrace3807 "they sold you for drinking money"

    • @TyrDrum
      @TyrDrum 4 роки тому +10

      "Oh, so we're using made up names? I'm Spiderman."

    • @autismisuncontrollable4925
      @autismisuncontrollable4925 4 роки тому +3

      Does it hurt?

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 4 роки тому +336

    Part 3 *of 6*
    I fear I shan't live long enough to see the end of this saga...

    • @thinkingdevil
      @thinkingdevil 4 роки тому +40

      Well, at least MauLer as the creator of this saga is young enough to live long enough to actually finish it and give his current and future audience a completed saga. That is more than can be said about a certain famous fantasy author who is over 70, doesn't look particularly healthy and hasn't delivered the sixth installment of his (supposedly) seven-book series in 10 effing years.

    • @mallyxtheunyielding7212
      @mallyxtheunyielding7212 4 роки тому +12

      @@thinkingdevil George is working on it! Just be patient...and ignore the fact that he's infamous for never finishing anything

    • @stephenramos2824
      @stephenramos2824 4 роки тому +16

      Heard his going to sell the rights to the last 3 parts to disney

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 4 роки тому +5

      @@stephenramos2824
      "I'm Rey."
      "Rey Who?"
      *Sees a Long, Welsh Force ghost in the distance.*
      "Rey Longman"

    • @seanshin1615
      @seanshin1615 4 роки тому

      @@thinkingdevil What's up with those fantasy writers that never finish their work? I know GRRM is the infamous example, but another big one is Patrick Rothfuss, the author of Kingkiller Chronicle, who hasn't released the finale to a series for nearly ten years after the previous book was released. What's worse is that he has made it known that he already had a working rough draft by the time he published the first book in the series, The Name of the Wind, because he wrote the rough draft of the entire series before starting to publish books.

  • @luggilu7864
    @luggilu7864 11 місяців тому +79

    I love the "not a scratch" scene in eoisode 6. I didnt catch it as a kid, but his words imply he's only worried about his belived spaceship being damaged, but his expressions and his little salute at the end make it clear that hes concerned about lando. Hes basically saying "dont you dare die on me". And you can see how lando understanda that and with his "good luck" line he implies "dont you worry about me, just make sure you get back home safe too"
    Great writing, great acting. So many things said both in text and subtext.

  • @Rocksteady72a
    @Rocksteady72a 4 роки тому +382

    I'm starting to realize just how many Star Wars interviews in where the actors involved are brutally honest about the reality Disney's Star Wars & then awkwardly laugh through it.

    • @jpeterson9087
      @jpeterson9087 4 роки тому +1

      Khalil Hines tryttt

    • @jpeterson9087
      @jpeterson9087 4 роки тому

      Khalil Hines then

    • @stargate525
      @stargate525 4 роки тому +10

      The number of times the old guard desperately try to stay politic by playing old and senile is telling.

    • @awereal
      @awereal 3 роки тому +19

      I wonder at those clips, particularly the fans. Why do they laugh when Harrison Ford says he's not looking forward to watching Solo? Or all of those times Mark Hamill lays it out? How is any of that funny? What weird ass people those fans are.

    • @SagaciousNihilist
      @SagaciousNihilist 3 роки тому +6

      Kathleen Kennedy has the loudest and most incriminating fake laughs of all during the press conferences when Hamill and others give it away that they screwed things up. Hinting that she knows the movies are shit and destroy the franchise.

  • @Gamefling
    @Gamefling 4 роки тому +227

    "Admiral Holdo and General Hux are not Homer Simpson."
    I'm glad I needed MauLer to tell me that.

    • @TheNthMouse
      @TheNthMouse 4 роки тому +45

      Some people unironically do.

    • @aitchisondaniel
      @aitchisondaniel 4 роки тому +35

      JJ and Ruin did try to conflate them...

    • @banishedbr
      @banishedbr 4 роки тому +7

      @@aitchisondaniel TRY ? nah they did it

    • @TheSaiyanPrincess89
      @TheSaiyanPrincess89 4 роки тому

      @@aitchisondaniel Do you mean Rian, as in Rian Johnson?

    • @traviskats0022
      @traviskats0022 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheSaiyanPrincess89 no he meant Ruin, as in Ruin Johnson, as in he ruined star wars

  • @ikoandreas5085
    @ikoandreas5085 4 роки тому +130

    This little maneuver is gonna cost us 3 hours, 52 minutes, and 44 seconds
    -Bilbess Bungelton

  • @On1Zuk4-Sensei
    @On1Zuk4-Sensei Рік тому +126

    This is not a roast, this is a slow cook barbecue. Love it.

    • @raynegruber5368
      @raynegruber5368 2 місяці тому +2

      This is an autopsy he is performing in front us. He is showing us all how each beating this series has taken, then cutting it open and teaching us about the rotten core of this monstrosity.

  • @Arko777777
    @Arko777777 4 роки тому +304

    Rag'sssssss prediction - August 2020
    Mauler's video - July 2020
    Long Man 1, Doggo 0

  • @marcrusso3142
    @marcrusso3142 4 роки тому +287

    I feel like Disney wrote this movie as if it was supposed to be a theme park ride. See your favorite character Han Solo, and get behind the wheel of the Millennium Falcon! etc. It plays out more like a theme park ride nostalgia trip than an actual story.

    • @beardedbjorn5520
      @beardedbjorn5520 4 роки тому +37

      I like this comparison.

    • @rexremedy1733
      @rexremedy1733 4 роки тому +9

      Yes. This is true.

    • @skepticalbadger
      @skepticalbadger 4 роки тому +18

      God you're right. Like T2:3D Battle Across Time. Fun ride, total bollocks derivative fanservice plot that undermines the prior movies if you take it as canon.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 4 роки тому +4

      Makes sense.

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 4 роки тому +18

      TFA was such a bizarre movie for me. Having seen A New Hope so many times over the years, The Force Awakens was such an empty experience for me. I all times I no idea what I was suppose to be feeling because it was a total rip off of a movie I already knew by heart. I left the theater feeling drained when it was over. If they wanted a theme park ride, they should have called Star Tours: The Force Awakens, expectation would have matched what they were trying to do then. If your going to make a Star Wars movie, it better be a Star Wars movie and not Turkish Star Wars.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 роки тому +603

    When Maz Kanata said that she was busy with "union disputes" in The Last Jedi, I honestly didn't know if she was fighting for or against the unions. *That's* how little character development she has.

    • @notacompleteidiot...1285
      @notacompleteidiot...1285 4 роки тому +80

      For all we know she was in the bathroom, trying to shit.
      Taco Bell will do that to you.
      🤷‍♂️

    • @EinYakAmNil
      @EinYakAmNil 4 роки тому +70

      @@notacompleteidiot...1285 A union dispute with her digestive system then?

    • @KobyBrennero
      @KobyBrennero 4 роки тому +72

      Maz's Third Cantina will last for a thousand years.

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 4 роки тому +50

      But she's a strong character! A female even!

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow 4 роки тому +55

      I couldn't even tell if the joke was being legitimate (since the Cantina was destroyed and thus several people there would be out of work) or an obvious euphemism for criminal dealings (since it was violent and she had obvious unlawful connections based on dealing with Han).

  • @thamalware
    @thamalware Рік тому +94

    Still one of the best things MauLer has ever done is the in-depth look at throwaway lines. Poignant, informative, and funny

  • @stevenbrule5285
    @stevenbrule5285 4 роки тому +886

    Whenever I hear the term “Mary Sue,” I can’t help but hear E;R’s “Maray SuuUUuuUUUuuuUUUUUUEE!” in my head, so I almost thought I was having an auditory hallucination at 1:09:54

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 4 роки тому +97

      It's just beautiful tbh

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 роки тому +51

      The word that fits here is "iconic".

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 4 роки тому +27

      haha.. same xD. E;R hit the nail on its head there.

    • @hue_jazz59
      @hue_jazz59 4 роки тому +9

      dude same ! absolute

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 роки тому +3

      Princess Rainbovvs X Musashi this isn’t halo, you silly sausage, this is Star Wars!

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 4 роки тому +471

    When I hear soldiers have been "trained from birth", I expect total badasses like Halo's Spartans or Clan Warrior Caste members from BattleTech. Not cannon fodder.

    • @EatWave
      @EatWave 4 роки тому +84

      They were all trained wrong as a joke.

    • @MrSircharles05
      @MrSircharles05 4 роки тому +25

      @@EatWave If you got an ass, I'll kick it!

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 4 роки тому +53

      Disney Star Wars is quite literally THE only group of writers who somehow botched the concept of "soldiers trained from birth", by not making said soldiers badasses in any way (hell, even the prequels did it right with clone troopers). You'd expect birth-trained soldiers to be some hardcore omega badasses like Warhammer Astartes marines, Halo Spartans and Elites, Lord of the Rings Uruk-Hai orcs, Gears of War COG soldiers, or 300 ancient Greek Spartans, not a bunch of useless clumsy cannon fodder.
      Usually, antagonist super soldiers have an introduction where said super soldier(s) absolutely destroy the protagonists (remember Ugluk in LOTR and how he beat the shit out of the fellowship?), then later when the characters grow stronger as fighters and people, can they fight these monsters. It makes the antagonists threatening while displaying character growth; it's an extremely simple, extremely old, extremely effective storytelling tool that's still to this way a treat to see...yet millionaire salary writers apparently aren't aware of this.

    • @aurex8937
      @aurex8937 4 роки тому +4

      They should have been Smoke Jaguar with elemental suits.

    • @davfree9732
      @davfree9732 4 роки тому +10

      JJ: Well I did say they were trained at birth, but by birth I meant... Rebirth... as Stormtroopers, and they were trained to obey their commanding officers and when we see them fighting Phasma's not there to order them as a force multiplier...
      Fan's who've twigged JJ is a salesmen: Uh huh... But shouldn't they still be good at their job because they... 'TRAINED?!?'
      JJ: Well as we see training isn't the focus as much as it's who you are...
      Fan's: ... ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

  • @BrettonFerguson
    @BrettonFerguson 4 роки тому +191

    Rey can't walk through town without someone trying to rob her. The town is full of thieves and criminals. Yet the Millenium Falcon has been parked there for 20 years unlocked, door open, tank full of gas, and they keys in the ignotion. Nobody stole it. The second it left the planets atmosphere Han picked it up with his tracker, so we know it hasn't been flying for decades or his tracker would have picked it up earlier. All Rey had to do was get in and take off, so we know it was ready to go. Yet nobody stole it. A city full of thieves, a dealer buying scavenged parts, so there had to be multiple people who scavenged parts from ships way out in the desert to sell to him for a few dollars so they could buy food, drink, drugs, or whatever, yet their is a fully functional ship ready to go parked there 20 years and nobody took it. If the part dealer owned it, this would explain it not being stripped and sitting on concrete blocks, but it seems like the parts dealer would have either used it or sold it after 20 years. Also if someone else wanted to steal it, there isn't much the parts dealer could do. He didn't stop Rey when she stole it. Any one of these beggers or thieves could have taken it, flew to another planet, sold it, and retired or at least been drunk or high for a couple years.

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 4 роки тому +31

      They should have had Han say "I installed a tracking program (Like find your phone app) in the Falcon's computer decades ago. As soon as you took off in the Millenium Falcon, it sent a signal to my tracker." Not that he was scanning for it. Was he scanning the entire galaxy? Or did he just happen to be in the same system where the Falcon was when it took off.

    • @garethbattersby
      @garethbattersby 4 роки тому +29

      @@BrettonFerguson they should have just had her trying to steal the falcon that was still owned by Han.
      He could have been there buying parts and sees the first order running around looking for someone (we know its Finn and Rey) Han and Chewie however think they're there for them.
      So back to Rey being on the falcon, we could have them running for the ship that's destroyed, she then jumps into the falcon and they rush to the cockpit only to see Han and Chewie already going through lift off procedures.
      They give a oh shit, back up get off moment, only to rush to the exit to find it shutting. They now have to stowaway under the floor.
      Meanwhile Han and Chewie see first order troops rushing towards the falcons and still believing they're the target blast off under a barrage of fire.
      In the air we get the two tie fighters give chase, they're relaying info about the falcon while giving chase.
      We now get the chase that Finn and Rey did but with Han and Chewie.
      This would be our reintroduction of the classic characters doing what they do best.
      They escape of course and discover Finn and Rey under the floor and boom we're back on track without the bloody nonsense we had to endure.

    • @vit968
      @vit968 4 роки тому +27

      *JJ Abrams doesn't fucking think about the implications.*

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 роки тому +3

      Thats actually a great freaking point.

    • @eyezj7412
      @eyezj7412 4 роки тому

      @@garethbattersby 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @brentc2411
    @brentc2411 2 роки тому +123

    You can't just start a mutiny with a handful of people, you need a strong majority of the crew behind you, if not the entire crew, else you end up with loyalists defending their captain from mutineers.
    So the fact that Poe was able to successfully mutiny and take command without any sort of fire fight, shows right there that nobody but the people around Holdo (like, more than likely literally the people standing around her when Poe relieves her of command) believed in her having a plan at all.

    • @ryanrehfuss
      @ryanrehfuss Рік тому +7

      Crimson Tide with Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman comes to mind as an example of a far more well-written command dispute/mutiny. Its treatment of the realities of command and plain old human behavior are well done, and come from very believable characters and circumstances. A good example of how much better Holdo's subplot could have been.

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 4 роки тому +282

    I'm just utterly baffled by the sheer lack of world building and universe. It's like a teenager wrote it. "Who cares about politics or factions or things, those are boring, let's just have our characters shoot the bad guys and blow stuff up"
    The fact they reduced the New Galactic Republic into ash with a single shot is just mind numbing to me. I can't get past that. I simply can't rectify that with what I know about Star Wars. It won't fit. It's not a nitpick, it's a blindingly glaring issue. It was legitimately frustrating to not know the state of the galaxy and to never be given answers.
    Seriously, who controls a planet like Tatooine now? Who controls Coruscant and governs the galaxy? What became of a planet like Naboo, or Endor? There's no answers that could be given or inferred from the movies now.
    In the prequels, the Republic was subverted from within, after facing and defeating a corporate backed seperatist movement (whose goals were to create a plutocracy and break from the republic and its bureaucratic red tape and regulations), and it stands to reason every world the Republic controlled, which was nearly all of them, now found itself under the thumb of the Empire. That tyranny leads an organized force of rebels to form from various star systems under the banner of the Rebel Alliance. At the end of the OT, the Empire was dethroned and destroyed, leaving the implication that the Rebel Alliance would form a provisional government and restore their own republic in the Empire's place. In the new trilogy there's this idea that that never took place, or at least not effectively, and the New Republic gets destroyed by the First Order which then gets destroyed by the Resistance, which just exists for some reason, and now the galaxy has no government? You'd think the Resistance would form a provisional government, but they obviously failed before. So what now?

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 4 роки тому +47

      And that's one of the building blocks by which this whole trilogy sinks: NO WORLD BUILDING. Nothing is explained why things are the way they are, they just simply are. EVERYTHING showing that progression happens in books, comics, and guide books/visual dictionaries.
      I'm not saying I want a paragraph-long of exposition but a few small thowaway lines of dialogue would help tremendously with getting people invested because as it stands we have no way to anchor ourselves in this struggle because we have no clue what the hell is happening or HAS happened in the 30 years prior.
      TFA really went out to replicate the original Star Wars down to the lack of lore that existed then but the thing with the original Star Wars and why it worked there but not here is the fact of it's simplistic premise. There is an empire, our heroes are fighting against oppression and are trying to deliver plans to allow a chance for victory against overwhelming odds. Classic underdog story. HERE though? There's been 40 years of lore and continuity built up and that HAS to be addressed because where we last chronologically saw our heroes they were victorious and were going on to reestablish the Republic and the Jedi so what happened? I know WHY they did it because "PREQUELS BAD" but the fact of the matter is, if we the audience have no frame of reference then there's nothing for us to get invested in. It's just stuff happening.

    • @insulttothehumanrace3807
      @insulttothehumanrace3807 4 роки тому +21

      No major government ever controlled Tatooine. It's always been an outlier planet, which is why crime lords like Jabba and lesser criminal scum could set up shop there. "The Republic doesn't exist out here; we must survive on our own."
      .
      ... A nitpick that still supports your point, since there's nothing even that small to establish scope and stakes in the sequels.

    • @HandofOmega
      @HandofOmega 4 роки тому +15

      The OT ended with at least the implication that the Republic would be restored and Yoda explicitly told Luke to remake the Jedi. The ST has no such ideas, at all. Maybe Rey will restart the Jedi...again...but maybe not. We don't know what she's thinking. And unlike having political characters like Leia and Mon Motha around, the PT doesn't having anyone that seems like they'd be good at running a govt...Perhaps the galaxy will decide that "big govt" simply doesn't work, and it will balkanize? That would finally be something different, and maybe a justification for doing all this in the first place. Not that we're likely to see any of it anytime soon...

    • @Flight_of_Icarus
      @Flight_of_Icarus 4 роки тому +16

      @@Webshooters1 Honestly, yeah there probably is the backstory filled in by a bunch of third party writers, that's always happened with Star Wars. Still, at least the Prequel Trilogy and the Clone Wars give enough for one to be interested in investigating more. The main complaint people even had with the prequels is that pretty much all of the effort went into the world building and the characters suffered horribly because of it. The issue is with the acting and writing of the main plot itself, not with the world, for the most part (there were complaints about details here and there, midichlorians and lightsabers blocking force lightning come to mind, as well as clone trooper logistics, but the world itself made some amount of sense)
      In the Sequels there's just nothing. It went back to being focused on the characters but the characters suck and are just absolutely confusing, self contradictory messes. The world just isn't realistically functioning according to logic on its own accord. The entire faction that the heroes work for has no logical reason to exist. The third party writers basically have to come up with everything from scratch, and bend the reality of the universe itself to try and attempt to explain the essential plot of the story. The prequels tried to do their own thing and mostly failed at it, but the sequels are just a shameless rip on the original trilogy and it makes no sense.
      I am terrified if they pull this same amount of nonsense about the Old Republic era and call it canon. That would just be awful.

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 4 роки тому +15

      @@Flight_of_Icarus Well, we can agree to disagree about the prequels. I think they're good movies for the most part. The plot works but I guess to some the execution of it was lacking apart from Revenge Of The Sith. But yeah, the prequels did alot of world and lore building that at least got us interested in exploring this pre-Empire era and the Jedi at the peak of their power. In the Disney Trilogy there's just nothing and the laws of the universe appear to change with each movie and that's not even getting into Kylo Ren's motivations and how it's as Mauler put it: "The equivalent of tangled up Christmas tree light drenched in yogurt and acid."
      It's just a fact everyone in those movies were done dirty. Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Issac, etc. They're just given NOTHING to work with but Finn I feel got the rawest deal of all. In the EU they tackled the idea of a defecting Stormtrooper and it has good story potential like Finn could be hesitant to shoot them because they're brainwashed preferring to help break their programming as he did and rescue as many as possible. Just an idea.
      Much like Rian in TLJ, the writers wanted to have Rebels Vs Empire again but the groundwork didn't allow for it since that's not where we left our heroes at the end of ROTJ so they decided to sacrifice the rich story potential of even just using the skeletal framework of the EU in favor of something that's not new and we've seen before and was done better in the OT.
      If what Doomcock says is true then the Old Republic will be safe for now. Their so-called "High Republic" series is already DOA and I think Disney's money people are starting to take note of just how thoroughly KK has shat the bed and turning a literal license to print money into a black hole where money goes in and never comes out.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 роки тому +337

    I love how the Last Jedi is so bad, its flaws that never made it into its own Critique are now seeping into this one!

    • @whaguitars8783
      @whaguitars8783 4 роки тому +36

      Ugh I HATED that film. I promise it will not age well....

    • @jackgrimshaw5030
      @jackgrimshaw5030 4 роки тому +23

      @@nathanharris6450 "You don't something you something hate, you something something you love."

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 4 роки тому +24

      It makes an excellent point of contrast and comparison as both films fail horribly, about half the same reasons and half wholely distinct.

    • @aitchisondaniel
      @aitchisondaniel 4 роки тому +4

      Thee are too many for just the 4.5 hours...

    • @spooplegeist5260
      @spooplegeist5260 4 роки тому +7

      I did briefly forget that this was supposed to be about TFA when he was digging into Rian Johnson again.

  • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
    @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 4 роки тому +499

    Commoner: "MauLer, stop, it's already dead!"
    Toxic Brood: "DEW IT"

    • @Emperor_Toxatine
      @Emperor_Toxatine 4 роки тому +28

      I approve of this message

    • @jakesnow5728
      @jakesnow5728 4 роки тому

      He does like beating a dead shit horse.

    • @DarkCrusader27
      @DarkCrusader27 4 роки тому +15

      @@jakesnow5728 this horse is a zombie horse.

    • @joandreintong1928
      @joandreintong1928 4 роки тому +22

      @@jakesnow5728 To be fair, the dead horse keeps making funny fart noises.

    • @jakesnow5728
      @jakesnow5728 4 роки тому +16

      @@joandreintong1928 And that's enough reason to beat anything.

  • @leahs7799
    @leahs7799 3 місяці тому +2

    2:45:21 when that music begins I know I’m in for a treat and by god MauLer you do not disappoint. This segment gives me chills every time. The “That’s not how space works” segment is among the most well put, impactful, and impassioned dialogues I’ve ever had the privilege of listening to. The way you formulate your thoughts into a drill with which you perforate your opposition’s paper thin points is not just impressive, it’s inspiring.
    “It’s what separates the great.”
    Truly incredible. Bravo.

  • @TheCriticalDrinker
    @TheCriticalDrinker 4 роки тому +9075

    This pleases me greatly.

  • @seangdovic4967
    @seangdovic4967 4 роки тому +135

    Personally, as someone who is naturally good at everything, has never failed at anything that was actually important, and has never let any of my friends down, I connected deeply to Rey. I really related to someone who is also basically flawless, and therefore, also has no goals and nothing to strive for....
    But all joking aside, your critiques have become the only positive aspect of my experiences viewing these new Star Wars films. Thanks for the thoughtful content!

    • @steves1015
      @steves1015 4 роки тому +15

      Sean G’Dovič as someone who always seems to makes mistakes in absolutely everything, including things I am good at, it is nice to see someone who is so effortlessly good at everything, can pick up complicated skills the first time of doing something, and has a winning personality where everyone likes her. She is so inspiring to someone like me.
      Does anyone know where the statue of her appears, so I can go worship it?

    • @nolanboth3270
      @nolanboth3270 4 роки тому +3

      Steve S you would like rose

    • @jakesnow5728
      @jakesnow5728 4 роки тому +3

      Your experiences resonate with me. Incidentally, my own experiences as a round, pale, annoying little shit who pisses what feel like casino chips were also well represented in these movies.

    • @magamexican6302
      @magamexican6302 4 роки тому +4

      As a worthless case study in fetal alcohol syndrome, I relate to Rian Johnson's handling of the script.

    • @jakesnow5728
      @jakesnow5728 4 роки тому +3

      @@magamexican6302 He handled it? I always had the impression he farted it.

  • @keithchristensen4598
    @keithchristensen4598 4 роки тому +149

    interviewer: how does it feel to be part of the most anticipated movie of the year
    *uncomfortable silence realizing this man doesnt know whats about to go down*
    Sméagol: They cursed us, and drove us away. And we wept, Precious, we wept to be so alone. And we only wish to catch fish so juicy sweet. And we forgot the taste of bread... the sound of trees... the softness of the wind. We even forgot our own name. My Precious.

  • @afropunkx
    @afropunkx 6 місяців тому +7

    This has been my favourite video of this series. I hope anyone who watches this series gets this far.

  • @neilferguson8702
    @neilferguson8702 4 роки тому +321

    "The Force Awakens is not a science lesson."
    This is really such a sad justification to hear said out loud.

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith 4 роки тому +32

      Incredibly lazy. There are reasons people can suspend disbelief, and have that broken. It may not always be obvious but it's there. The Death Star needing to clear the planet in ANH is in reality silly but we accept it because it doesn't violate anything fundamental and it creates suspense.

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 4 роки тому +46

      He might as well have admitted "The Force Awakens is not a writing lesson."

    • @Kuolonen
      @Kuolonen 4 роки тому +23

      Good example of anti-intellectualism too.

    • @yellowtunes2756
      @yellowtunes2756 4 роки тому +4

      Does it mean that star wars sucks in general? With sound in space, with jets flying in space like they would do in atmosphere, with explosions in space, with always missing stormtroopers, light sabres that stop each other for some reason etc. There's a lot of fundamental logical and physical mistakes in all SW movies.
      In one of the ep of critic of last jedy Mauler said that lack of fuel doesn't matter, cos it's space and rebels would just continue moving with same speed. Yes, but enemies would gain a speed, rebels would have frozen to death or died because of lack of oxygen, because no system in real life can work without a fuel. Mauler isn't a scientist, same as most of his or movie's audience, people don't care about stuff like this while watching movies. Mauler didn't even think about it, tho he rewrote his script multiple times.
      So if mistakes do not bother you while you watching film - they don't matter in general
      Of course i would love movies to be correct, but if movie managed to fool me without me noticing - I don't care. Like honestly, who gives a shit how long Denethor in lotr run while he was on fire, it was a cool shot and despite me watching it countless of times - i still don't care about it.
      Tho i was thinking about hyper drive ram at last jedy and about this retardation, possible black holes, biggest explosions in history etc.
      Some movies just failing in fooling you. That's why not a lot of people care about Denethor running like 600 meters while he was on fire, but why a lot of people care about that light speed ram

    • @choueriito2548
      @choueriito2548 4 роки тому +42

      @@yellowtunes2756 MauLer went on to explain why, unlike the scientific errors in the original 6, those in TFA actively damage the script. On its own, a scientific error in Star Wars is nothing new, but the execution and context of it is something else entirely.

  • @BRLink1
    @BRLink1 4 роки тому +398

    1:10:27 if you turn on captions you see he mistyped "Leia" with "layer" therefore this whole nearly 4 hours argument is invalid
    0/10 would never watch it again

    • @michaelmccarty1327
      @michaelmccarty1327 4 роки тому +62

      Oh, GOD, you're a life saver. I'm subbed to too many channels and need to clean it up a little. That's all the excuse I need.

    • @pilkers2
      @pilkers2 4 роки тому +23

      How could he I loved his channel so much 😭😭😭

    • @IchigoKurosaki_
      @IchigoKurosaki_ 4 роки тому +17

      Clearly... 😏😏
      Thats why it wasn't a 5 hour video 🤔🤔

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 3 роки тому +11

      Never mind that I don't think he's actually tasked with typing in all the CC content, I still have to unsub from the guy. I mean, if some hearing-impaired person is watching and runs into "layer" instead of "Leia"...why, they're going to be completely baffled!! They're going to be sputtering and gasping and they'll never catch up.
      It's literally murder!!!

    • @gm2407
      @gm2407 3 роки тому +12

      This channel was the chosen one. They were supossed to point out mistakes not to make them.
      Well at least they like the growth opportunity when their mistakes are pointed out.

  • @Qu1rky23
    @Qu1rky23 4 роки тому +121

    Releasing part 3 two years after part 2:
    He's a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will

    • @codeviper8665
      @codeviper8665 4 роки тому +5

      Like Markiplier releasing Happy Wheels part 2 6 years later (although Mark did lots of highlights in between)

    • @PANCAKEMINEZZ
      @PANCAKEMINEZZ 4 роки тому +7

      One year*

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 4 роки тому +6

      He's been distracted keeping Rags relevent

    • @OneTrueVikingbard
      @OneTrueVikingbard 4 роки тому +1

      Has it really been that long?

    • @codeviper8665
      @codeviper8665 4 роки тому +1

      @@OneTrueVikingbard Mark? No, it hasn't been that long since he's done highlights. He recently released part 2 of his Let's Play, part 1 was one of his first videos

  • @Ostentatiousnessness
    @Ostentatiousnessness 2 роки тому +44

    I love when Mauler asks people why they have no problems with certain choices in the movies and they absolutely cannot explain why they have no issue with what happens.

    • @MistaHoward
      @MistaHoward 9 місяців тому +4

      It's because the marketing for these films convinced a lot of people that anyone who disliked them did so because of political agendas. They used the EA defence to great effect for all three of these films.

  • @Schwazoom
    @Schwazoom 4 роки тому +299

    Remembering Han Solo as the smuggler, it's just so absurd and shits on the OT so hard. Imagine it in other contexts!
    "Frodo Baggins! The hero from the War of the Ring?" "Huh, no, the heir to the Baggins estate."

    • @Schwazoom
      @Schwazoom 3 роки тому +20

      @Foster Deming You make a good point. That's incredible. I try to think of the most ridiculous example I can, and I fail. It is literally worse than my example because more oblivious hobbits might still know him as the guy who inherited the Baggins estate, since it's a sizeable one

    • @critterray6742
      @critterray6742 3 роки тому +6

      So JJ and Rian are Sackville-Bagginses?

    • @Schwazoom
      @Schwazoom 3 роки тому +7

      @@critterray6742 I wouldn't put the Sackville-Bagginses down like that...

    • @FatPankakes101
      @FatPankakes101 3 роки тому +19

      “Aragorn! The king of Gondor?”
      “Uh, no, the ranger from the north.”

    • @ian-op5fv
      @ian-op5fv 3 роки тому +14

      Frodo baggins? The former 2nd best potato farmer in the shire? What an honor!

  • @XablauRenegado
    @XablauRenegado 4 роки тому +316

    Rag should've consulted the spiders before giving his "august 2020" deadline, for it was objectively wrong. IGN 10/10 didn't get bored

    • @MF-nu3pe
      @MF-nu3pe 4 роки тому +7

      I know, I wasn't expecting this.

    • @zarlei6048
      @zarlei6048 4 роки тому +3

      I’ve already watched it three times.

    • @choasnight93
      @choasnight93 4 роки тому +6

      @@zarlei6048 were you bored though?

    • @jadonsmith3224
      @jadonsmith3224 4 роки тому +1

      Consulting the spiders lmao

    • @Stoneador
      @Stoneador 4 роки тому +7

      Rag is objectively the worst EFAP. In my opinion.

  • @TheCryptonian
    @TheCryptonian 4 роки тому +169

    Came here expecting 4 hours of brutal sarcastic putdown, left with a greater understanding of intelligent storytelling and what makes a movie a good movie.
    Great video!

  • @jul3249
    @jul3249 Рік тому +40

    JJ Abams is a master at completely misunderstanding the IP and the characters he's working with, normalizing everything into flashy, normie blockbuster. Squishing what made it unique and amplifying its boring trope. The perfect man for Hollywood, dare I say!

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Рік тому +3

      Mystery boxes and flashing lights.

    • @ThatBillmanGuy
      @ThatBillmanGuy 7 місяців тому +1

      And basing an entire character' developments off a quick Wikipedia search or what he misremembered from assumptions.
      "Kirk is a loose Canon rule breaker who bangs aliens, right? That's all he'll be, then."

    • @rachelprighel4409
      @rachelprighel4409 3 місяці тому +1

      That makes sense exactly what are we going to do then

    • @rachelprighel4409
      @rachelprighel4409 3 місяці тому +1

      Bloody cool stuff man

    • @rachelprighel4409
      @rachelprighel4409 3 місяці тому +1

      Absolutely

  • @welding_wino
    @welding_wino 4 роки тому +97

    The Man of Length has blessed us this day... FOR NOUGH REASON.

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 4 роки тому +6

      He's finally done having sex with Rags. Since they're both gay. FOR NO REASON.

    • @Oi-fo1wt
      @Oi-fo1wt 4 роки тому

      TheSlammurai nough it’s spelt nough

    • @wildboar222
      @wildboar222 4 роки тому

      @@Oi-fo1wt nouh

    • @meleemastermaa1449
      @meleemastermaa1449 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheSlammurai
      Mauler left Rags's to rot in Mordor

    • @stevelister7417
      @stevelister7417 4 роки тому

      @@TheSlammurai I think I will be able to provide you the details for your reference in a couple more tests as well in current status for the house anyway as they are shite and I have been unable and unable and I have not been paid for the lockdown Halloumi and my my I have son who is in the office today for my medical insurance and my wife will not have any of the following items as I have a genuine query to help out as they are a very large number of her friends with they all over their house a lot in whom she will have to stay at home for the day but she is very busy at work and she is away from home until after Easter and will be back next Tuesday night for a few days so hopefully will get get the rest in a couple of weeks for her if she's OK though so if we could arrange for the house to stay for the night and then come down and pick up your dog from work then just come down with a few favourite people from here in a row though so we can have a nice lunch with your family and 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  • @Horrormaster13
    @Horrormaster13 4 роки тому +1808

    *The Star Wars Original Trilogy:* When you have a vision, but barely the resources and leeway to bring it to life.
    *The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy:* When you have a vision, but too much leeway and resources to do what you want.
    *The Sequel Star Wars Trilogy:* When you have no vision, no plan, but unlimited resources, and decide to play mad libs with it.

    • @dumbledalfthewizard9486
      @dumbledalfthewizard9486 4 роки тому +49

      Gooood comment

    • @transsexual_computer_faery
      @transsexual_computer_faery 4 роки тому +24

      perfection

    • @jackgrimshaw5030
      @jackgrimshaw5030 4 роки тому +140

      Also applicable:
      The Original Trilogy: When talented artists can collaborate
      The Prequel Trilogy: When talented artists cannot collaborate
      The Sequel Trilogy: ....don't know

    • @Farwander007
      @Farwander007 4 роки тому +1

      Perfect assessment.

    • @jcasella78
      @jcasella78 4 роки тому +53

      @@jackgrimshaw5030 Sequel: When (mostly) untalented artists collaborate

  • @Bird.lady64
    @Bird.lady64 4 роки тому +491

    *sees MauLer’s newest video*
    *slams laptop closed*
    WHAT’D YOU BRING ME

    • @Random_Commentor_On_That_Video
      @Random_Commentor_On_That_Video 4 роки тому +79

      *opens laptop again*

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 4 роки тому +49

      Quick, play Batwamen's theme!
      *I'mma wamaaaaaannnn...*

    • @VerilyViscous
      @VerilyViscous 4 роки тому +39

      @@amanibob1416 Dun dun dun dun dundundundundun

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 4 роки тому +18

      @@VerilyViscous Bwa bwa bwaaa, bwa bwa bWAAA, bwa bwa BWAAAAA-BWAAAAAAAAAA

    • @GarionDAdkins
      @GarionDAdkins 4 роки тому +24

      I love his fandom more than anyone else I watch on UA-cam.

  • @marshallscot
    @marshallscot Рік тому +37

    The "I will finish what you started" line would have been good setup for Ben being a double agent. It would also explain his "pull to the light" and that he uses the helmet as a conduit to commune with Anakin's spirit.
    If they absolutely had to have Luke in exile the only way it could really make sense in my mind would be to have him forced into exile after it was revealed that Darth Vader was his father, or have him in "exile" as a means of faking his death and maintaining Ben's cover as a double agent.

    • @JasonX909
      @JasonX909 8 місяців тому +2

      This is similar to what I was thinking: Have Anakin show up repeatedly as a force ghost to Ren because he sees the light in him (like Luke did for Anakin) and he doesn't want him to follow his path. That way we could finish Hayden Christenson's redemption arc, as well as add to Vader's. Then, in Episode VIII, the reveal could be that REN betrayed LUKE with his knights of Ren but couldn't bring himself to kill his uncle, but slaughtered the other Jedi nonetheless. Thus, he forces Luke to retreat into hiding to try to covertly rebuild the Jedi without alerting the Empire (cough) First Order. And seeing how everything in these movies seems to take place in a couple of weeks, it'd make sense that Luke hadn't made any progress yet when Rey finds him. He could be nervous about training her because he (like us) can't seem to get an accurate read on her motivations but will of course want to teach her how to control her power before she does anything dangerous (like accidentally blowing up a ship with a series favorite on it).
      I should probably stop before I rewrite both of these movies lol.

  • @matthewroberts3125
    @matthewroberts3125 4 роки тому +132

    Rey is super powerful,
    Finn is really clumsy,
    Han is inconsistent,
    Maz is confusing,
    Poe is alive,
    Kylo kidnaps Rey,
    and Luke is missing...
    FOR NOUGH REASON!!!!

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith 4 роки тому +8

      Rey is flat. Poorly casted and written.

    • @Nickle_King
      @Nickle_King 4 роки тому +6

      God, I got flashbacks to that damn video. That was agony.

    • @HandofOmega
      @HandofOmega 4 роки тому +3

      "And I've got blue hair!"

    • @DisplayThisOkay
      @DisplayThisOkay 4 роки тому +5

      @Winston Smith Nough!

    • @Nickle_King
      @Nickle_King 4 роки тому

      @Lol Umadbro The "Lord of the Ring s is bad" video. The commentary is great! The video being analysed is the worst kind of ignorant trash. It's where "For No Reason!" is coming from.

  • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
    @austin9568AuraMasterDX 4 роки тому +479

    Mauler: For 1,000s of Year i lay dormant, who has disturbed my-
    J.J: Hey best buddy.
    Mauler: Oh it's you idiot

    • @XraynPR
      @XraynPR 4 роки тому +43

      "Do you really believe your own hype?" Mauler: "I AM the hype!"

    • @Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble
      @Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble 4 роки тому +17

      Never have I come across a more perfect comment.

    • @rushiketkar3735
      @rushiketkar3735 4 роки тому +14

      Mauler: DO YOU AFRAID
      J.J.: Kinda
      Mauler:BAZINGAAATTACKUH

    • @ethanbruley8858
      @ethanbruley8858 4 роки тому +7

      is this a dba reference

    • @blueguygaming1330
      @blueguygaming1330 4 роки тому +14

      Damn I miss DBZA

  • @TheLeevoy
    @TheLeevoy 4 роки тому +82

    Sam Witwer, in a mere few moments, completely dealt a death blow to the mischaracterization of Luke and expressed why OT fans felt so betrayed by it.
    He IS the real Starkiller.
    But I also enjoy several hours long critiques on why these films aren't good movies. Grade A work, Mauler 'ol boy.

  • @joeshmoe6930
    @joeshmoe6930 Рік тому +14

    "If you're a famous smuggler, you're not doin' it ryte."
    He's definitely not wrong.

  • @IndeedYaBoi
    @IndeedYaBoi 4 роки тому +617

    "Rey is what the audience wants to be."
    Me and the boys just wanting to be Clone Troopers: It's time for you to leave, sir.

    • @michaelmccarty1327
      @michaelmccarty1327 4 роки тому +22

      Clone troopers? It's team Dark Trooper all the way!

    • @barbarabaker1457
      @barbarabaker1457 4 роки тому +11

      OG Leia for me. I would have loved to see what she was capable of in a new trilogy, pity, messily ripped off New Hope and Spaceballs, never saw the third movie. Hollywood really needs fresh blood. I'm reminded of The Majestic, too many years of the script guys from that movie.

    • @cattrucker8257
      @cattrucker8257 4 роки тому +14

      Watch those wrist rockets!
      Real talk, though. For all my respect for Luke, he is not who I wanna be in the story, and Rey is just a very bad and bland R63 of Luke done wrong.

    • @banishedbr
      @banishedbr 4 роки тому +2

      the real question is, WHY RUIN JOHNSON didin't BOICOT Rey but the resto of the saga ?!

    • @daghostds
      @daghostds 4 роки тому +1

      I want to be an imperial pilot, for the stability it bring to the galaxy.

  • @HalfTangible
    @HalfTangible 2 роки тому +1468

    1:54 Swap their reactions and it makes more sense.
    Rey: You're Han Solo!
    Finn: The smuggler? The terrorist? (because he's been first order his whole life)
    Rey: The rebellion general! The war hero! (because she only knows the rebels through stories)

    • @KageMinowara
      @KageMinowara 2 роки тому +327

      You're right. That would have worked a lot better.
      Why is it that everyone else seems to be better at writing new Star Wars movies than the people who wrote the new Star Wars movies?

    • @HalfTangible
      @HalfTangible 2 роки тому +336

      @@KageMinowara Two big reasons.
      1) It's easier to polish something rough into something decent than to create something good from scratch.
      2) The new writers didn't give a fuck.

    • @bliczb8772
      @bliczb8772 2 роки тому +103

      As much as I prefer it, the problem with that line is that if Finn called Han a smuggler and a terrorist, he'd immediatelly give himself out to both Ray and Han. By that point, Ray believes Finn is from the Resistance, and if he'd say something as blatantly ridiculous as calling Han a terrorist, it'd lit a big red light that something's not right. I mean, why would you call a war hero of your faction a terrorist?

    • @HalfTangible
      @HalfTangible 2 роки тому +64

      @@bliczb8772 ...That's a fair point. Though moments like that are what an editor is for.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 2 роки тому +14

      That would require JJ to watch Star Wars and use his brain

  • @bisexualichigo4227
    @bisexualichigo4227 4 роки тому +379

    *“Why bother putting a Janitor in combat”*
    Hey man, don’t give the Government ideas.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 4 роки тому +24

      There are no janitors in a military. Yiu gotta keep your grunts occupied with swabbing toilets, otherwise they might grow bored, and thats dangerous.

    • @UngiftedWatcher
      @UngiftedWatcher 3 роки тому +2

      What's funny is I'm a janitor on the civilian side and am in the military. That part hurt lmao.

    • @cmreel
      @cmreel 3 роки тому

      Why not give citizenship to millions of illegals so we can send them to war against china.

    • @HunterStiles651
      @HunterStiles651 3 роки тому

      @@cmreel Skeletor: WAT?

    • @omarjones1460
      @omarjones1460 3 роки тому +1

      To be fair In real life every Marine and Soldier is a janitor. We didn't have people cleaning up for us when I was in.

  • @Toug413
    @Toug413 3 місяці тому +1

    'This was a throwaway line but shocking I have a lot to say about it.'
    Lines like that is exactly why I enjoy watching your videos.

  • @Jay-ln1co
    @Jay-ln1co 4 роки тому +83

    "and Rey opens her mouth far wider than usual"
    Ok, E;R.

  • @nickcockroach
    @nickcockroach 4 роки тому +418

    1:05:14 So she knows about the kessel run, but considers Luke and the force to be myth despite Han pulling that feat off far before the empire was defeated? Yeah, makes sense, JJ

    • @MathTutorVideos
      @MathTutorVideos 4 роки тому +5

      It might. I mean, she grew up with smugglers and scavengers? So to them, maybe the Kessel Run is a big-deal. However, a rebellion defeating an army and armies fighting rebellions is common place and just an opportunity to sell weapons for profit? So they talk about the former a lot b/c it's "smuggler culture" but the later is just "day to day business" and gets skipped over?

    • @matohibiki
      @matohibiki 4 роки тому +77

      @@MathTutorVideos That's a bit like saying WWII was a myth today. You're going to be hard-pressed to find people who have never heard of it, in any corner of the english-speaking world.
      Now, if I asked you who Audie Murphy was, and you didn't know, I wouldn't be surprised. If the movie had treated Luke as 'some old soldier for the Rebellion, then went on to form a cult/religion/martial arts school' that's at least acknowledging that Luke was a person, and did some stuff, but has lost relevance in the galaxy at large.

    • @ivanyoung7951
      @ivanyoung7951 4 роки тому +2

      I believe the mention of the Kessel run was put in to have a link to Solo. Same with those dice.

    • @oceandawn26
      @oceandawn26 4 роки тому +36

      Also, where was she educated? Was there a STEAM academy on Jakku where she learned the math, physics, and reading comprehension skills to fly anything and read ancient Jedi texts?

    • @alumbo
      @alumbo 4 роки тому +6

      @@matohibiki I disagree. We all learned about WWII in school, heard family stories, seen newsreels etc. and have seen or heard of dozens of movies about it. (Some people deny the Holocaust, tho). Luke's rebellion and Jedi exploits are far more fantastic and would sound like BS to people picking sand out of their teeth on an outer rim planet. The smuggler culture on Jakku could have been established with simple overheard conversations about routes, ships, patrols, etc. which would beg for a story like Solo's smuggling career. It wouldn't have been hard to make Rey's worldview make sense, but they failed to do it.

  • @SigmaSyndicate
    @SigmaSyndicate 4 роки тому +417

    I love how even a critique of the Force Awakens turns into a demolishing of the Last Jedi. That movie fucked up so much of the trilogy's writing.

    • @an8strengthkobold360
      @an8strengthkobold360 4 роки тому +48

      It adds helpful content.

    • @mrboost4186
      @mrboost4186 4 роки тому +4

      Yep, just looking at the length of the video you know that it won't be able to fill the time without going off-topic or repeating its points over and over again.

    • @shazaminshahrani2918
      @shazaminshahrani2918 4 роки тому +34

      Because TFA is the original sin and TLJ just adding fuel to the fire.
      TLJ is not great but when TFA was received well, well, sheeps.

    • @gmonkman
      @gmonkman 4 роки тому +41

      @@mrboost4186 providing multiple examples and pulling at threads is not repitition or going off topic. Although I look forward to your critique of this critique.

    • @mrboost4186
      @mrboost4186 4 роки тому +2

      @@gmonkman This is supposedly a critique of The Force Awakens yet he is criticizing The Last Jedi for substantial amounts of this video. Talking about a different film is as off-topic as you can get.
      This whole video is a drawn-out waffle designed to preach to the converted.

  • @ultimateweeabootrash
    @ultimateweeabootrash Рік тому +30

    Funny how Mauler used "Fly" from Breaking Bad as an example of a bottle episode, as it was actually directed by our old friend Rian Johnson.

  • @MemeAlchemist
    @MemeAlchemist 4 роки тому +827

    Unironically being more excited for this video than TRoS... wow what has the world come to.

    • @GracodanaAlpha
      @GracodanaAlpha 4 роки тому +39

      That's where we're at folks

    • @notnoahmusic283
      @notnoahmusic283 4 роки тому +31

      Yup. Living in a world where I'm excited to hate the things I love.

    • @darko-man8549
      @darko-man8549 4 роки тому +15

      so true
      plus, this is actually worth the money i give in ad revenue

    • @Palpameme66
      @Palpameme66 4 роки тому +4

      Literally 😂

    • @reinforcedpenisstem
      @reinforcedpenisstem 4 роки тому

      It's not the world, it's your preference to hear negative criticism over positive criticism.

  • @TLSoulDude
    @TLSoulDude 4 роки тому +74

    "Hux and Holdo are not Homer Simpson. I'm glad we had this conversation."
    Perfectly delivered by your default, deadpan voice.

  • @30noir
    @30noir 4 роки тому +139

    Strongly disagree with MauLer's comment that TLJ is aging like vomit - when vomit dries up it becomes much less offensive and the smell disipates. TLJ is just as offensive now as it was when it was vomited forth by Rian Johnson.

    • @dalekeiser1699
      @dalekeiser1699 4 роки тому +19

      Lol!!.. The Last Jedi doesn't even compare favorably with aging vomit!!!...

    • @Alekranidos09
      @Alekranidos09 4 роки тому +10

      They had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @batnerd5148
      @batnerd5148 4 роки тому +4

      The Last Jedi ages like milk. _Poorly._

    • @2ndairborneguy790
      @2ndairborneguy790 4 роки тому +1

      Naive soul. It's not just as offensive now.
      It's gotten worse.

    • @DoddyIshamel
      @DoddyIshamel Рік тому +1

      Indeed, vomit is something that becomes less offensive over time.

  • @bosssaucenation
    @bosssaucenation 6 місяців тому +2

    I love watching your essays, I've been writing for a long time but haven't wanted to put anything out in so long until I found your channel. You've relit the fire in my heart to create for a more scrupulous audience. I had been worried for years we had entered into an artistic era of surface level content.
    Finding your channel led me down a rabbit hole of youtube essayists, leading me to realize that I can still find the audiences I'm seeking. So thank you, Mauler. I hope your success continues.

  • @AkuTenshiiZero
    @AkuTenshiiZero 3 роки тому +426

    On the subject of throwaway lines, if I may point out one classic example: "I used to nail wamprats back home, they're not much bigger than 3 meters." In one simple line we establish Luke has experience flying and shooting in a low-flying small craft, and is capable of hitting small targets reliably. Quick, elegant, and believable given what we know already. By this point we've seen him shooting and established that he's at least good enough at being in a gunner's seat, we know he likes piloting and works on ships for fun given that all the way back at the start of the movie he was planning on shopping for parts, we know he has friends who are pilots and thus we can assume they did these things together, and given his country bumpkin background it's easy to believe that using wild rodents as target practice is the sort of thing a young guy like him would be doing in his spare time. Just one little line connects everything together than we have already picked up on, setting it into our minds that he is going to blow up the Death Star not just because he's the hero, but because he's qualified for this kind of task. He didn't magically manifest these skills when the script demanded it, he always had them and just never mentioned them until now when it would be relevant, but it doesn't feel out of place when he does.
    From a writing perspective, I always hold up that line as the sort of thing modern Star Wars fails to do with Rey. If she had said something like "I've scrapped enough Corellian YT's to know what I'm doing," then we could make the logical connection as to how she knows so much about the Millennium Falcon.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 3 роки тому +47

      Eh, the fact she knows her way around machinedy is pretty.much self evident from her background. I dont think it requires explanation.
      Its her miraculous marcsmanship, piloting an sword(?!) skills that require explanation. Or rather, they shouldnt be there.
      You have Poe and Finn to be the hotshot ace and no nonsemse grunt, you dont need to give these qualities to rey too, you have the aspects covered when your story demands them.
      And her aptitude with the force and a lightsaber are rather baffling to say the least.
      The first time we see luke attempting to use aither is in the second movie, after training from yoda and he fails miserably. In fact he would have died if not for the other half of the cast.
      But jj cant write worth shit, so we get this instead.

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 3 роки тому +74

      If I could add to Rey's line there:
      Have her flabbergasted when she reaches the cockpit -- something like "Ah. That's... That's a lot of upgrades."
      The Millenium Falcon has been so heavily modified under Han Solo that I doubt that there is not a single bolt that wasn't replaced to improve its performance or intentionally left to keep its disguise as a hunk of junk. This way it keeps the mistique of the Falcon and reinforce the idea that she somewhat knows what she's doing, seeing anything Han added as "upgrades" and not just a modification.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 3 роки тому +25

      @@patrickfrost9405 That would in fact have been a brilliant line.

    • @knarftahw
      @knarftahw 3 роки тому +3

      And it was a kinda hail mary moment too. Luke himself was holding his breath.

    • @lokiswager
      @lokiswager 3 роки тому +18

      @@toddmerlon5846 Did you read the original comment? Luke was a pilot. He piloted ships with his friends and worked on them. He shot tiny rats in a canyon with his ship. Given that his friends were also pilots, they probably competed with each other and worked to one-up each other. Certainly flying in open space is different than flying in atmosphere, but he has, at the very least, a foundation for his skills. It would be like moving from driving a car on the backroads to driving a car on the highway, something that thousands of teenagers do every day.
      This is a bit of a stretch, but it is far less of a stretch than Rey magically knowing how to shoot a gun with pinpoint accuracy after only touching the blaster a few times. It is far less of a stretch than Rey piloting the Falcon, which is supposed to have 2 pilots, expertly and by herself. Luke is a teen driver who moved to driving on the highway, Rey is someone who just learned that cars exist and is now a NASCAR driver.

  • @unformedeight
    @unformedeight 4 роки тому +185

    Mauler talks 7 minutes and 21 seconds about few seconds of the movie
    He explains how nostalgia can work and how it effects the audience going through examples so that anyone interested can understand it when they encounter it, to appreciate the effort some put into it or detest the lack of effort.
    This is bad because he does this FOR NOUGH REASON

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 4 роки тому +11

      I didn’t understand your last sentence but I’ll gladly copy the first two paragraphs and use them, whilst adding how he emphasizes the importance of themes in the « efforts » being referred to, to silence the next mo... person who tells me that Mauler doesn’t care about themes.

    • @BigBroTejano
      @BigBroTejano 4 роки тому +17

      Nathan Jora it’s from the last EFAP, the video they covered had a lot of the guy saying “for no reason!” when talking about the story and characters of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

    • @spooplegeist5260
      @spooplegeist5260 4 роки тому +25

      @@nathanjora7627 MauLer CARES? Must be gay.
      For clarity: It's a reference to the most recent EFAP. Guy they were criticizing said half of LotR happens 'For no reason', while 'Nough' is the onomatopoeic spelling of how Brits and Aussies say 'no'. Me saying MauLer must be gay for caring about something is because this same person they criticized kept implying that every character in LotR that showed any emotion, or cared for another character, was just gay. He particularly railed on Sam and Frodo's friendship for being gay. It was very weird and uncomfortable, and the whole panel was getting increasingly creeped out and defensive of gay people - I know, kinda weird coming from a bunch of homophobic alt-right nazis, huh?

    • @unformedeight
      @unformedeight 4 роки тому +12

      @LeadFaun @Chase Moore @BigBroLittleSis1 @Spooplegeist
      You people are such massives

    • @ncr1strecon528
      @ncr1strecon528 4 роки тому +6

      Convergence of the memes. Perhaps the spiders foretold of this power....

  • @JakeStz
    @JakeStz 4 роки тому +271

    I am honestly impressed with the length of this

  • @placenamehere953
    @placenamehere953 7 місяців тому +5

    I was watching the part of this video where he discusses Rey having immediately recognized Han as a Smuggler but not as a rebellion General and it appears to me that the entire issue presented could be solved and the scene would work significantly better if instead of the dialogue used, it were replaced with Finn saying "Han Solo, the rebellion general?", and Rey responding "He was a smuggler first you know.". This would not only make sure they DOES know who he actually was aside from her one character trait, but also that she most likely knows MORE about him than he does, knowing the parts of his past he wasn't famous for but that relate to her own life. Fixes a story issue while connecting them together AND gives you insight into where her head is at.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 місяці тому +1

      That requires more effort than stringing together scenes that are a combination of "Wouldn't it be cool if--?!" and "Does this mimic the original trilogy to get nostalgia feels?!"

  • @FlavorTown952
    @FlavorTown952 4 роки тому +57

    Mauler's Han Solo impression sounds like he's drunk and half asleep, meaning that he basically nailed Harrison Ford's effort in TFA.

    • @blizzardregulus
      @blizzardregulus 4 роки тому +4

      Dude couldn't even bother to shave in Rise of Skywalker. Fucking legend.

  • @wheeliebin18
    @wheeliebin18 4 роки тому +159

    Hearing Sam Witwer, being as confused and annoyed as the rest of us, gave me strength.

    • @reconarmor99
      @reconarmor99 4 роки тому +11

      He and Henry Cavill are pretty great

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 4 роки тому +5

      2:44:16

    • @zekelopez9561
      @zekelopez9561 2 місяці тому

      It hurt me

    • @zekelopez9561
      @zekelopez9561 2 місяці тому

      I was mad about it too but didn’t want to think or even acknowledge how they messed up some thing I loved so much they pretty much killed Star Wars. I find it easier to pretend that most of the new Star Wars movie don’t even exist

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 Місяць тому

      ​@@reconarmor99cringe

  • @OmegaRidley90001
    @OmegaRidley90001 4 роки тому +127

    "Does it hurt?"
    "I will finish what you started"
    *flushes toilet*

    • @Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins
      @Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins 4 роки тому +17

      Wait. Don't flush it yet

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 4 роки тому +11

      "We need the turd for the dyad!"
      Bilbo Schmellinn

    • @MajorReynolds92
      @MajorReynolds92 4 роки тому +4

      nooooooo, it went to the poop dimension

    • @illyria7756
      @illyria7756 4 роки тому +1

      @@amanibob1416 call amber, we need more turds.

    • @Warmaka
      @Warmaka 2 місяці тому +1

      "Damn it, it just keeps bobbing up!"
      Rey in the next stall: "HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

  • @michaelscaccia1454
    @michaelscaccia1454 7 місяців тому +8

    This is really late but I'm genuinely glad you called out Cosmonaut Variety. I used to be a big fan but he really is so inconsistent with his reviews it's insane

  • @reyxus9454
    @reyxus9454 4 роки тому +50

    Mauler feeding us 4 hours of completely edited high quality movie critique, and it's only 1/6 parts. That's some serious dedication to your trade

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 4 роки тому +339

    "Steal from the best"... ryan johnson is that kind of dumb thief who breaks into a castle and takes off with a couple of fake paintings and a shiny chandelier, ignoring anything of actual worth.

    • @wheeeeeha
      @wheeeeeha 4 роки тому +32

      And he shits on the bed. While giggling and screaming "ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS!"

    • @ND62511
      @ND62511 4 роки тому +5

      To be fair, using preexisting ideas in itself isn't necessarily bad; the example I use is that Markiplier made a character in his 4 part series "Who Killed Markiplier?" who's essentially the Hunter from Jumanji. It's referenced both in an outside of the writing, and that character is generally a fan favorite. I think even MauLer said this in an EFAP: when you're constructing a story, you'll pull ideas from things you have already seen, and eventually all those ideas will blend into something original. Sure, Rian could've worded his statement better, but the practice itself isn't bad, it all just boils down to execution.

    • @backalleycqc4790
      @backalleycqc4790 4 роки тому +5

      "[chuckling in Ryan Johnson] I subverted their expectations again, god I'm good."

    • @SnlDrako
      @SnlDrako 4 роки тому +13

      Reminds me of a DnD party my friend did once. Dark elves stumble upon a MASSIVE adamantine door. They drill through the cave wall next to it, to check what is behind. Ofc, massive piles of treasure. After a little calculation, the party departs... with the door, leaving the gold behind. Because the door was so massive that by sheer weight in adamantine it was worth more than the heaps of gold behind it. The dumbfounded GM let them do it, then simply asked once they were back in town, "okay, now who the fuck do you plan selling to the near-indestructible 6 meter tall double door?". The guys forgot that they drilled the cave wall precisely because they had no actual tools to even attempt to damage the door, so now they have a massive indestructible slab of metal that they cannot even hope to cut into pieces or melt anytime soon, because it simply resists every tool they can afford and does not fit into any smelter on the bloody continent. Oops.

    • @davidthompson5991
      @davidthompson5991 4 роки тому +1

      Spaniards when they found platinum and dumped it into the oceans bc they wanted gold instead

  • @ethakis
    @ethakis 4 роки тому +169

    The fact that these movies treat Chewbacca like a prop is pretty disgusting, he's supposed to be a real person, Han's best friend and by the end of the trilogy, ALL his friends are dead. Poor guy.

    • @banishedbr
      @banishedbr 4 роки тому +8

      yeah and that is not only that, Yoda knew and fought for them but di$ney did that and now they look like EMPIRE... oh.

    • @mrboost4186
      @mrboost4186 4 роки тому +3

      I mean, he grieves them. Chewbacca was always a bit of a prop in the original trilogy to be honest. He was more Han Solo's faithful dog than a fully fleshed out character. For all its flaws I don't think the sequel trilogy's treatment of Chewbacca is up there at all.

    • @daverobson3084
      @daverobson3084 4 роки тому +23

      @@mrboost4186 In the OT Chewbacca had his own opinions. He was loyal to Han, but he argued when he thought Han was wrong. He acted on his own initiative . He wasn't a full character( I would say more Han's sidekick than " faithful dog"). The Sequels , following The Force Awakens, make Chewie into Rey's driver and yes man, having no opinion, ideas, or initiative of his own.

    • @PetersonZF
      @PetersonZF 4 роки тому +3

      But... he got a hug and a medal, so it's all good now, right??

    • @vit968
      @vit968 4 роки тому +12

      *JJ Abrams thinks he's a fan of true Star Wars but he had Leia and Chewbacca ignore and not hug each other. He never saw Chewbacca as a character.*

  • @evanracer9
    @evanracer9 3 місяці тому +3

    Got this on autoplay while I was sleeping and it woke me up during a nightmare after I focused on it. Thanks bro 🙏

  • @silverkingisley6438
    @silverkingisley6438 4 роки тому +194

    "The horny elderly orange Hobbit"
    Mauler, why must you say such things while i'm drinking!

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 4 роки тому +12

      At least she's not a gay Hobbit. For no reason.

    • @Luuuna
      @Luuuna 4 роки тому +9

      fOr NoAu RaIsEn!

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 4 роки тому +3

      I didn't even know that she sniffed on Chewie's fur. D:

    • @Vladislav888
      @Vladislav888 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheSlammurai Did you just assumed its gender?

    • @michaelmccarty1327
      @michaelmccarty1327 4 роки тому +3

      From my point of view it is you who should not be drinking while he says such things!

  • @TOGYS7
    @TOGYS7 4 роки тому +74

    "Part 3 of 6"
    Jesus, Mauler, I'll die of old age by the time this gets finished.

    • @giveall9695
      @giveall9695 4 роки тому +3

      I´ll die before finishing this video... xD true

    • @bloodysimile4893
      @bloodysimile4893 4 роки тому +1

      47

    • @liddokun2
      @liddokun2 4 роки тому +5

      At least he will finish it before Half life 3

  • @Lultschful
    @Lultschful 3 роки тому +1741

    "If you're a famous smuggler, you're not doing it right."
    Sold

  • @financeexplainedgraphics
    @financeexplainedgraphics Рік тому +14

    2:49:58 is one of the best and most well put points I’ve ever heard for the defense of rational and objective thought in writing. MauLer, you are brilliant. Thank you.

  • @tHeInEvItAbLePaRtY
    @tHeInEvItAbLePaRtY 3 роки тому +669

    "...sees him as this epic, legendary, scavenger."
    Mr. Abrams, I have to ask. Have you even watched 10 minutes of the original trilogy? Who the Hell refers to Han Solo as a "scavenger?"

    • @awereal
      @awereal 3 роки тому +100

      It's amazing to me that Disney tapped JJ to do Star Wars after the hatchet job he did with Star Trek. There are *way* better writers and directors out there and it's not like Disney doesn't have money to hire the best.

    • @TheArtis4n
      @TheArtis4n 3 роки тому +78

      @@awereal its funny to say that, as Disney is not focused on the "best".... They're looking for someone that could turn a fat profit for them. THAT'S what makes them the "best" for Disney, so if anything its arbitrary at this time and age.
      Less than 200 years of Cinema and it completely went to shit.

    • @Sara_Feingold
      @Sara_Feingold 3 роки тому +57

      The funniest part about that whole ~WaCkY cOnFuSiOn~ of who Rey and Finn thought Han was is that you'd expect it to be the other way around; the one who knew Luke as a myth should've seen Han as a similar larger-than-life figure of legend and the one who'd presumably been drowned in anti-Republic propaganda should've thought Han was some streetrat smuggler whose name was stuck on Republic faerie tales to make the Empire look weak.

    • @SomeHarbourBastard
      @SomeHarbourBastard 3 роки тому +12

      @@awereal Truth is that the first man they asked was Brad Bird, who did want to do it, but unfortunately he had been roped in by Damon Lindelof (one of Abrams' buddies) into Directing _Tomorrowland_ and Disney said they wouldn't wait until he was done, so he had to turn them down.

    • @SomeHarbourBastard
      @SomeHarbourBastard 2 роки тому +1

      @Jon Hesson Paul W. S. Anderson is subtle and grounded?

  • @micahbakkum2646
    @micahbakkum2646 4 роки тому +208

    Ah Longman 3: The Lengthening. I've been expecting this. To be lengthened out of your own movie...Ironic. Lengthen me Ddy.

  • @kylefrank638
    @kylefrank638 4 роки тому +108

    About the riot shield: Medieval knights didn't carrying shields because their armor was entirely ineffective, a shield was just another safeguard. So, for a Stormtrooper to be carrying one made of their armor's material doesn't break any logic (other than troopers' armor being worthless anyway). The real problem here is that a riot-suppressor has been deployed to a warzone that's already been BLITZED. Who does the First Order expect him to have to round up with a laser baton and shield, after they simply blasted the building apart with everyone inside? Why is he the ONLY ONE? Why wouldn't they have established this class of trooper for the first scene, where riot-suppressors make sense? Why not make Finn one of them too, so that way we know he has SOME training with a melee weapon, and we aren't scratching our heads when he actually decides to use the lightsaber, as opposed to picking up a dropped gun on the battlefield, like he does later anyway?

    • @edgarbm6407
      @edgarbm6407 4 роки тому +20

      Why does he throw away his shield before he advances to fight hand to hand? That's exactly when you want to have a shield. Why carry a shield if you're not going to use it when the fight requires it?

    • @gamersaroundtheworldunite3362
      @gamersaroundtheworldunite3362 4 роки тому +11

      Would’ve been cool to get some Warhammer 40k vibes with a bunch of close combat troops running in and bashing people with those weapons tbh

    • @coolpeopleit
      @coolpeopleit 4 роки тому +3

      @@edgarbm6407 TBF if you were going into a fight with an opponent that can easily destroy your shield, and you didn't need said shield immediately after that fight, it might make sense to sacrifice it for the added manoeuvrability. The shield is much more useful when protecting yourself from a ranged assault, as you can't really dodge arrows.

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 4 роки тому +7

      @@edgarbm6407 Because he wanted a swords only, totally 1v1 fight, because he has a real bone to pick with Finn, because we of course know who this character is and why he recognizes Finn out of uniform... oh wait no it's more like absolutely none of that.

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 4 роки тому

      @@gamersaroundtheworldunite3362 I don't know what that means. :I

  • @Titanulas
    @Titanulas 5 місяців тому +4

    I remember driving all my friends to see this on opening day. We were all super excited and in great spirits. Then about halfway to the theater I turned to them and said "What if there is a super death star". They all said that would be ridiculous...when starkiller was introduced they all just stared at me

  • @CynicSnacks
    @CynicSnacks 4 роки тому +1880

    It's fine, I didn't want to do ANYTHING this weekend anyway.

  • @AkkadDaily
    @AkkadDaily 4 роки тому +1846

    4 hours for only part 3? Long man delivers!

    • @JamesiaInc
      @JamesiaInc 4 роки тому +68

      Maybe you should take a crack at these sort of things, Sargon.

    • @no_names-
      @no_names- 4 роки тому +21

      @@JamesiaInc kinda has.

    • @horseradishpower9947
      @horseradishpower9947 4 роки тому +2

      @Diabetic_T-Rex Is this a joke I have not understood? He is from Swindon.

    • @wiladin
      @wiladin 4 роки тому +32

      @@horseradishpower9947 because of the 3 legged flag they have, it came up in efap and broke maulers funny fuse, and thus became memes

    • @davidmeloche3563
      @davidmeloche3563 4 роки тому +1

      If you say this like the Sean Connery impression from SNL Jeopardy, it works perfectly.

  • @taliesinlake1718
    @taliesinlake1718 4 роки тому +191

    Small correction: 'Starkiller' was the original surname that George gave to Luke before changing it to 'Skywalker' in later drafts of Star Wars. The name of the character from The Force Unleashed is an ode to this. The writers for TFA COULD have lifted the name from The Force Unleashed, but I think it is much more likely that Starkiller Base is also an ode to Luke's original surname.
    There's precedent for JJ and Disney basing elements of TFA off of concept material for the OT. The one that comes to mind is the new X-Wing design seen in the Sequels which was based off of Ralph McQuarrie's (RIP) original concept art.
    I hope that's useful/interesting. Either way, great work MauLsberry! Well worth the wait!

    • @MauLerYT
      @MauLerYT  4 роки тому +142

      I didn't mean to imply that Luke Starkiller was not very likely where JJ got that from, I meant to push that a whole bunch of fans were pissed that they lost TFU to de-canonisation and then saw this monstrosity and it was carrying the same name as the protagonist, which had to be rather upsetting.
      But I have been pm'd about this a couple of times and will add a correction in Part 4, thank you! o/

    • @taliesinlake1718
      @taliesinlake1718 4 роки тому +49

      @@MauLerYT Yeah that's totally understandable. I dread to think what else Disney plans to "borrow" from the old EU and bastardise.
      Thanks for taking the time to reply MauLer

    • @RogueFox2185
      @RogueFox2185 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah a lot of people are still upset about that and while Cal Ketus was a decent replacement for him in canon, Starkiller is still the OG.

    • @choueriito2548
      @choueriito2548 4 роки тому +9

      @@RogueFox2185 I wouldn't say Cal being a poor man's Starkiller is that accurate. As far as EU comparisons go, he's probably closer to a Kyle Katarn clone, if anything.

    • @RogueFox2185
      @RogueFox2185 4 роки тому +3

      That’s true and I do like Cal, he’d actually fit right in nicely within the old EU along with some elements from Rogue One.

  • @danbuckig4564
    @danbuckig4564 Рік тому +7

    Let's be honest, Harrison Ford only came back because his character would finally die.

  • @Tangoe4
    @Tangoe4 4 роки тому +404

    "Who would have hired an elderly man & his dog to capture enormous man eating meatballs".... instant classic in my opinion.

    • @MikePado
      @MikePado 4 роки тому +7

      It took me a moment but I got it!!

    • @dislike_button33
      @dislike_button33 4 роки тому +5

      @@MikePado I don't get it.

    • @happypuppy-i4k
      @happypuppy-i4k 4 роки тому +2

      Well, experience says i would. Dont get me wrong. It is a superficial point that i agree with. . Mauler destroyed this movie with fast attacks and strong attacks. Parry. Block. Dodge. All have a place.

    • @sheabutter1563
      @sheabutter1563 4 роки тому +3

      Sound alike Finn and Jake: The Elder Years.

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 4 роки тому +3

      Cringey.

  • @Seomus
    @Seomus 4 роки тому +126

    Rian Johnson's quote about finding your voice is why he shouldn't be doing Star Wars. Though he is write. If you are writing original content, you should be writing what's authentic for you. To find your voice and style. But when you're doing writing for hire, you have to bend your voice to the project and the client. Not every author can do that, and if you can't, don't be working on established IP.

    • @arrowknee7356
      @arrowknee7356 4 роки тому +15

      Or more to the point, the producers should find someone whose voice fits the project. Thought the more amusing part is how Rian defined the film by doing the opposite of what was expected, meaning he became exactly what he said what not to.

    • @Necron1999
      @Necron1999 4 роки тому +9

      Also, I feel like it’s not impossible to meld one’s own unique sensibilities with an established IP without overpowering or dismantling the latter. But of course, doing right by Star Wars was never Ruin’s objective. “Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.”

    • @liamhogan4369
      @liamhogan4369 4 роки тому +6

      @@Necron1999 There are a range of voices that are compatible with a project, and various creators are more or less flexible when it comes to adapting their approach. An IP like Star Wars is even more accepting of diverse voices ... just find where you fit.
      JJ could make a bang-up X-wing Squadron game, for example. I.M.P.S. is more detached style of work; a gritty, dark satire told from the perspective of Imperial Propoganda. Vader: Shards of the past is an intimate, emotional character exploration. All of these fit.
      Take the wrong voice, and even if the work is great, it will sound dissonant. For example, personally, I like scene ... 13? The obi-wan vs vader fight redux. But that creative voice does not mesh with the sedate pace of Episode 4.

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 4 роки тому +1

      Right*

  • @jacobwiren8142
    @jacobwiren8142 4 роки тому +54

    "We don't know why Rey is here..."
    EXACTLY, I was SO CONFUSED when I watched TFA because I didn't understand why Rey was even in the script. She meets a droid and a fugitive on Jakku, and then a FEW MINUTES after becoming friends with them TIE fighters appear and start shooting at her. She has every reason to bail and hide, not run TOWARDS the gunfire. Everything that Rey does is predicated on the idea that she is okay with being shot at as long as she can keep following like a lost puppy.

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 4 роки тому +6

      And she even said she didn't want to leave Jakku, so why would she?

    • @lukeulibarri3924
      @lukeulibarri3924 4 роки тому +3

      Shut up and mindlessly consume corporate media like you are supposed to!

    • @backalleycqc4790
      @backalleycqc4790 4 роки тому

      @@lukeulibarri3924 "Sorry, Disney, we grovel at your feet in mortification."

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 4 роки тому

      Because "Watch! She is new Luke!"

    • @lukeulibarri3924
      @lukeulibarri3924 4 роки тому

      @@backalleycqc4790 Now excuse me while I cash my check from disney for being a corporate shill.

  • @hugomungus7306
    @hugomungus7306 Рік тому +15

    This is an urgent PSA.
    Eight minutes of the critique have been removed. Evidence is present in the Wayback Machine, where the original comes out to a runtime of 3:52:44. The most egregious example is present at 2:42:00, where his speech on JJ's 'Science experiment' comments have been removed in their entirety.
    The best few minutes of this video have been erased, and that is a crime against art.
    Edit: WE'RE BACK BABY!!!
    LET'S F***ING GO :D

    • @balthier1706
      @balthier1706 Рік тому +2

      Oh thank fuck i thought I was going crazy!! Why was it erased?

    • @hugomungus7306
      @hugomungus7306 Рік тому +2

      @@balthier1706 conspiracy theory part of my brain says youtube is splicing bits of it out, maybe for 'content breaches' or somebody asking to have them removed in order to destroy it for future viewings. I really have no idea, and it drives me nuts.

    • @occam7382
      @occam7382 19 днів тому

      @@hugomungus7306, well, it looks like it's back, sooo... crisis averted.

  • @zizoumonk10
    @zizoumonk10 4 роки тому +257

    Rey: You’re Han Solo!
    Han: Part time.

    • @Therationalnationalist
      @Therationalnationalist 4 роки тому +1

      zizoumonk10 underrated comment

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 4 роки тому +10

      Fin, soldier of the First Order, which is basically new Empire, talks about Han Solo, who destroyed the Empire, as about hero of the war?! And Rey, who looks to Han as to icon, corrects him "no, he is smuggler"?!
      Chewbacca: I don't know wtf is going on...

    • @zizoumonk10
      @zizoumonk10 4 роки тому

      Thomas Adamson it works on so many levels

  • @Veganarchy666
    @Veganarchy666 4 роки тому +559

    In a way, this isn't just a discussion about the flaws of the Force Awakens exclusively. It is also a discussion about the declining quality of the mainline Star Wars franchise as a whole.

    • @Biggiiful
      @Biggiiful 4 роки тому +50

      *mainline hollywood

    • @Fan-do8xy
      @Fan-do8xy 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah because most of the spin off that came from disney stat wars were pretty good

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 3 роки тому +8

      @@Fan-do8xy Only Rogue One.

    • @trvpyn
      @trvpyn 3 роки тому +10

      Or just storytelling as a whole in Hollywood. The gatekeeping has stifled creativity. Because of old white people who will only greenlight projects that they can see themselves in they can't get new shit

    • @Feracitus
      @Feracitus 3 роки тому +11

      and the downfall of western culture at that.

  • @Nightwalkerer11
    @Nightwalkerer11 4 роки тому +137

    But Skullwheelman, you're not a a Spacewizzard, your opinion therefore is not of value.

    • @StupidWeb
      @StupidWeb 4 роки тому +4

      I saw the pfp, and got rly excited, but now um just laughing hard

    • @davidphillips-zee1083
      @davidphillips-zee1083 4 роки тому +5

      Nice insights, Wetrick Pillems. Keep up the good work.

    • @XxAegremxX
      @XxAegremxX 4 роки тому +5

      This guy seems familiar...Quinton? No...ugh this is gonna bother me.

    • @matthewroberts3125
      @matthewroberts3125 4 роки тому +4

      StAr WaRs iS a MoViE aBoUt SpAcE WiZaRdS iNtEnDeD fOr ChIlDrEn

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 4 роки тому +2

      What a username.

  • @jpanduezadlf
    @jpanduezadlf Рік тому +25

    In Episode IV, the imperial commander wasn't denying that the Jedi existed, he was doubting their true power, because the clones and the Empire destroyed them and almost everyone on that religion.
    It's not that he was thinking the Jedi and the Force existed or were real... He was implying that their power is not so great if the Empire brought them to their knees

    • @occam7382
      @occam7382 Рік тому +9

      And then Vader proceeded to choke him out in front of everyone to prove just how wrong he was.
      Edit: Apparently, that same Imperial officer (who's name is Motti, by the way) wrote a situation report after that scene where he claimed to not be a bigot and actually quite respectful of other cultures, and then spends the entire rest of the report making snide comments about Vader and the Force. That's not really relevant to anything; I just thought it was kinda funny.

  • @nielsvanhemert7972
    @nielsvanhemert7972 4 роки тому +107

    The line about Hot Fuzz really hit home. That would've been a great character arc, seeing a competent and fully in-control, elite stormtrooper grow a conscience and trying to reconcile everything he's ever been taught with everything he knows is true and right.
    Can we go to the alternate universe where they made that movie, instead of TFA?

    • @joeymobb8438
      @joeymobb8438 4 роки тому +12

      You could read the Hand of Judgement or Republic Commando series for a similar story.

    • @LordEvrey
      @LordEvrey 4 роки тому +9

      You can start by reading the leaked older script for Star Wars 9, which is actually pretty neat. And in that, our dear ex-trooper actually has flashes of PTSD from his training, drills, propaganda, being kidnapped, etc. And he is confronted with other troopers and comes to _talk_ to them about that shit. And his experience as a trained trooper comes to practical use.

    • @dominiqueodom3099
      @dominiqueodom3099 4 роки тому +2

      Finn/ Nicolas Angel is a great combination I never knew I wanted until I see the similarities

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith 4 роки тому

      Why couldn't they have taken a cue from the Expanded Universe but go their own way? Why not have the Solo children (adults in their own right), perhaps twins Jacen and Jaina, and Anakin or perhaps a Ben Solo. Perhaps Jaina can be a great jedi, Jacen can fall to the dark side, perhaps Ben is like his father. The Skywalker saga has become the Solo saga. Someone like Lilly Collins should have been cast as Jaina.

    • @rexremedy1733
      @rexremedy1733 4 роки тому

      I am coming from that alternate universe. And let me tell you, that version of TFA was just awesome! The only problem is that three years later my world got nuked. So I came to this one. But still, sometimes I feel it had been better if I had stayed. Just for that movie. Needless to mention, you can’t bring stuff with you from alternate Universes. Only memories. Oh so sweet memories...

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 4 роки тому +304

    1:42 Davos: _"If you're a famous smuggler, then you're not doing it right."_

    • @cocharles563
      @cocharles563 4 роки тому +4

      I always thought of solo as the bandit from Smokey and the Bandit. Coded the n that makes chewy the run-away Bride

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 4 роки тому

      And?

    • @anagramconfirmed1717
      @anagramconfirmed1717 4 роки тому +1

      Dragonage2ftw aNd&🥴

    • @BasicShapes
      @BasicShapes 4 роки тому +2

      @@Dragonage2ftw I think the point of posting it was to bring awareness of how awesome that line is in conjunction with this video /shrug

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 4 роки тому

      @@cocharles563 I think Chewy would be Snowman. He's just in the background driving the big rig. In my analogy Luke would be the Coors (precious cargo), I guess.

  • @crimsonking440
    @crimsonking440 3 роки тому +306

    I must humbly apologize to Mauler. Two years ago, when I was still delusionally trying to hold onto hope that star wars could be good again, I spurned your content. I avoided it, knowing deep down that your critiques were all true and the story I loved was truly dead. Over time I came to realize the truth. Some of the best times I've had over the last few weeks of being unemployed is watching Mauler and the efap crew. You are truly a gift to youtube. Objectivity is something this whole "movie analysis" scene on youtube desperately needed. I'm glad I had a more thorough and satisfying redemption arc than Kylo Ren did.

    • @TheHouseontheHill
      @TheHouseontheHill 3 роки тому +37

      Denial is a bitch. Glad you came around.

    • @grayski3324
      @grayski3324 3 роки тому +14

      Welcome back, mate.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 3 роки тому +35

      Mauler is like bitter medicine. It tastes horrible and feels awful to take, but it's because of those qualities that you know it's not hiding something under layer of pointless flavorings as a way of being brutally honest. You can trust him to say the things that you don't want to hear but are true, which is preferable over someone who tells you what you want even as lies.

    • @colboy1fish
      @colboy1fish 3 роки тому +5

      Good on you for reflecting and looking from another point of view. And the franchise might not be dead. Just forget that it happend and move on.
      See this as a really expensive, hyped up and even worse star wars christmas special. It was made, no one liked it, so just forget what happend and enjoy what is still there.
      (Oh and good luck on finding a new job)

    • @andycopeland7051
      @andycopeland7051 3 роки тому +6

      God bless you. Welcome to the club that is the survivors of Disney's Order 66. We are glad to have you

  • @Drakengard82
    @Drakengard82 Рік тому +9

    I know i'm years late, but i love how you and Drinker highlight the fact that there was a solid base for a good trilogy with compelling characters. It's such a shame

    • @occam7382
      @occam7382 7 місяців тому

      And whatever solid base there was wasn't even original to J.J. and Rian. They just stole what George had already come up with.