+Drywall Thief Well I mean there are countries in Africa that have tribes that have 12 year old boys suck men's dicks to drink semen as a rite into adult hood.
Autists are just projecting their disorder onto Jotaro so they can feel connected to him or whatever without realizing he's just Japan's typical representation of a cool guy (quiet, mysterious, etc).
That's like thinking Simon and Yoko from Gurren Lagann would work or that Ishmael and Queequeg from Moby Dick would work, shit, even that's more realistic in the long term.
kyle hague Those two love the FUCK out of each other, even after a really long relationship. Gomez can't keep his hands off of her, even after having a couple kids! Dr. Nerdlove actually did a really interesting article about what real couples could learn from them, too.
24:36 And that's why Jotaro gets divorced, his kid hates him, and he ultimately dies a horrible death at the hands of his enemies. Cuz he doesn't believe in true love.
Completely with Woolie on "Romeo and Juliet." Especially when you remember in the opening act how distraught Romeo is over Rosalind rejecting him. He's on the rebound when he first glances at Juliet, and let's be honest, the blood wasn't rushing to the head on his shoulders.
The thing to take away from that story is that family feuds are stupid and destructive. Looking at it as an example of true love misses the point, I feel. So yeah, completely with Woolie here.
Msoulwing Yep. Too bad so many people think "true love" is the main point of the story. I get it, it sounds romantic. But the moment you begin to think about it you realize that Romeo and Juliet are just stupid kids completely driven by their hormones.
Araki doesn't look at things like "morality" or "ethics" the same way as everyone else. In his mind, a Misery-esque stalker can get her man with no long term repercussions of her crazy actions, the mafia is good so long as they aren't pushing drugs, and Nazis can save the world from Aztec Stripper Super Vampires.
I feel bad for Shakespeare. His most well known work is considered by most to be one of the best love stories ever made when his intention for it was that it was the antitheses of what "Love" should be. He tried to tell the world that love at first sight is complete bullshit and just your hormones talking and rushing into a relationship just leads to tragedy.
There is a political statement one can find in R&J, yes, but when it comes to the concept of "Love" Shakespeare was a firm believer of Aristotle's philosophy on it. To quote the Nicomachean Ethics "But the vicious person must not love himself, since he will harm both himself and his neighbours by following his base feelings." This is basically saying don't think with your dick/vagina because it will screw you over, which is exactly what happens in R&J
That is not at all what R&Juliet was about. The entire story was about how feuds and grudges fuck up peoples lives. The pair in it are not meant to be ridiculed as a pair of childish idiots that rushed in or the best showing of true love but a tool to show the tragedy that the type of hate there was can cause and how only the most drastic measures can even hope to stop it. Cause even when the prince said "Yall cut that out" they still continued to fight and rage and were getting so many people killed. If you really want to get down to the relationship that R and J had it helps to keep in mind something about the times that was around and that was a fascination with women they couldn't have. Funny enough I'm not describing Juliet with that but this previous girl Romeo was into. Its set up much like the idol culture in Japan is. Men fantasize over the idea of a woman. Choosing to just think about and think about it instead of trying to actually find happiness. But wouldn't you know it when Romeo actually started having feelings for Juliet the person actually being there and actually reciprocating those feelings of love and infatuation is a hell of a lot better. And do I even need to mention how Juliet was being forced into arranged marriage with that asshole Paris I think his name was. A man she not only didn't want to marry but one who was so fucking creepy as to try and lay claim to her body when it looked like she had died. And how her father was forcing her to either go with this choice. Or get kicked out onto the fucking streets and have to resort to whoring. Looking at those options and then at this nice guy who seemed to really care about her and that she could actually Make the choice on seemed like a pretty clear cut answer.
Saga529 But doesn't Hamlet do nearly the same thing with it's story in seeking vengeance against those that wronged you? Almost all of R&J's major driving plot points are caused by rushed actions done by essentially dumb hormonal teenagers. R&J literally falling in "Love" at first making eye contact, Mercutio getting killed because Tybalt insulted him and that leading to them fighting which than results in Romeo raging and killing Tybalt which resulted in Romeo having to go into exile which Juliet fakes her death and Romeo rushes to her side before he has the chance to hear about the fake death plan and kills himself and than Juliet kills herself. Not to mention that between the time R&J first met and got married not even 24 hours had passed.
Christopher Christ I think you mean most actions being caused by irrational thoughts. Should I remind you the reason Tybalt was so insulting was cause he wanted to goad Romeo into fighting him cause oh look at that. Romeo went to a party and that was it. He didn't cause a scene. He didn't do anything to cause trouble. He simply went cause a friend begged him to do it and Tybalt wanted blood. Not to mention how that same friend decided that his friend trying to take a pacifist route to the insults Tybalt was throwing at him and deciding to fight him himself cause despite not being part of the fued he found the idea of cracking skulls Fun to hypocritically curse both houses cause he got stabbed in a fight Romeo was doing his best to stop. Saying a curse upon both your houses on not only the man who stabbed him but his supposed friend. The friend who then takes up sword to fight and duel Tybalt NOT because of his love for Juliet as that was what kept him from fighting but for his fallen friend. You can say it was a rushed dumb decision but you can Not blame it on the love of his woman. And you want to talk about rushed actions? How bout that Friar who instead of coming out and declaring that he has witnessed the marriage of Romeo and Juliet which would have been that. He instead makes a completely convoluted plan. It wasn't a rushed idiotic farce because of love but because the guy was a massive coward.
I have a friend who loves 5 the most because ,in his words, "Narancia is my waifu". I dont have the heart to tell him hes digging into the wrong magical realm.
This must be the pure love Woolie hates so much. I remember I once almost waifu'd Narancia myself. Thankfully, I was quickly brought to my senses. To this day I still search and debate over who is best girl in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Koichi's sacrifice kind of pales in comparison to the fact that, in Dragon Ball Z, Krillin knowingly attempts to sacrifice himself, all of his close friends, and jeopardize the whole planet because he has a hard on for a killer robot. Romance.
I disagree about Kira's attitude. Him having two almost separate personalities, one a calm and collected businessman and one a deranged serial killer/predator, is the best thing for him. Firstly, it makes him actually scary. He's not a normal guy with an uncontrollable fetish, he's a fetishistic murderer who hides behind his guise as a gentle salaryman. This also fits with his multiple stand powers. Remember that stands are representative of their owners. Killer Queen is an expressionless, calm looking cat-man that destroys whatever it touches, it's salaryman Kira. Sheer Heart Attack is a predator that attempts to draw people in before blowing them away, much like Kira does with women.
I love Jojo, but have you seen Garfield minus Garfield? What if they did that to Jojo and had panels where they erased the stands, and just had the users just standing there, staring at each other all intensely and shit, I feel like some panels would be fucking hilarious.
Regarding Kira's father protecting him even though he's a fucking psychopath: East Asian cultures have almost always valued the family unit over laws and the government. For a very long time, it was assumed in China that if a family member committed a crime, the rest of the family would try to protect that person from legal consequences. Granted, part of this likely stems from the fact that punishments were often meted out to entire families instead of individuals, up to and including exterminating all members of a family in extreme cases. In Japanese and Chinese law over the centuries, it's generally been assumed that the accused is guilty and is lying to protect himself, and that any family members are accomplices; if I recall correctly, Japanese law still assumes guilt until innocence is proved, unlike in the West, where the reverse is (supposed to be) true.
I always saw Giorno as Jonathan if he born in Ogre Alley. Honorable and chivalrous, while being mean enough to break the rules and be a gang member. It's quite fitting considering the relationship Dio had with Jonathan.
I like to think of Romeo and Juliet as a satire of the love at first site mushy smushy lovey dovey shit. Oh, it's all romantic, and they FUCKING DIE IN A WAY THAT'S REALLY POINTLESS THATS LOVE, KIDS
They literally end up dying because someone was late carrying a message. If telephones existed they would've been fine. Although faking your own death to elope is pretty fucked to begin with.
Awesome Jojo Fact: Jotaro's signature catch phrase, "Yare yare daze," is Japanese for "Boy, I sure can't wait to go home and break a bunch of baby seals in half like I do every weekend." This is usually translated as "Give me a break" for brevity's sake.
Nonoonono, they are dead wrong, like Super Duper Wrong. Joji Nakata is perfect for the role of Pucci NOT because he's the voice of Alucard... But because he plays MOTHERFUCKING KOTOMINE KIREI FROM THE FATE STAY NIGHT SERIES. REJOICE FOR THE KING OF MAPO TOFU IS HERE!
I just found out he also played a lot of other priests role like Reverend Lovejoy from the japanese dub of the Simpson! But mostly he's an anime bad guy, and apparently the go to guy for insane priests
So, Woolie... A guy willing to have him blinded to save a person is good. A guy willing to have him blinded to save a person, whom he loves is crazy. And you're incedibly presumptious about how crazy Yukako is, that's not healthy.
He's not even slightly presumptuous. Yukako, as much as I like her as a character went full Misery on Koichi in her very first appearance and was in fact willing to burn someone to death for talking shit about him.
with out mentioning that he didnt love her, cinderela made him love her. Not shown in the anime, but the manga clearly shows a turning point, from i just wanna be friends AT MOST, to i think i love you. Thats Cinderela's doing, not Koichi speaking
Friendly reminder: Yukako nearly up and fucking murdered people a la Yuno Gasai style if they even joked about Koichi as she tortured his ass and mentally broke him. ALL IN THE NAME OF LOVE. RIGHT? PAT? LOVE.
I like how Rohan appreciates how an "American prison" looks and wants to take "reference photos". They are literally just saying, "Hey, Rohan wants to be like Araki except he doesn't know who he is" here.
DIO is definitely a power bottom with Pucchi. Because Pucchi's a priest, he's obviously a devout Catholic, and probably someone so far in the closet that he's in Narnia. DIO probably used the whole "it's not gay if I'm not penetrating you" line of reason to talk Pucchi into it.
+M. Wayne Or maybe they just lay topless in Dio's bed reading books like the completly straight friends that they are. ... And then they gagged on each other's dicks while nobody's looking.
I always thought Matt or Pat would be the resident edgelord but it turns out Woolie is the edgemaster since he gets heated over anything remotely cute or sweet
Today I learnt that robbing a bank is a stressless event for anyone, involved / experiencing it and that stress is unable to cause, become or translate into any kind of harm, thanks uncle Pat. I also learnt Pat is my uncle.
I love how hard Pat works to play up the relationship between Koichi and Yukako. It is almost as impressive as that time Woolie and Liam tried to get over Shadow the Hedgehog.
Awesome JoJo fact: On top of being a fucking cheater, Joseph once peeped on his own mother, and uttered a hearty, creepy, "niiiiiiiiice!" Oh, and let's not forget that he faked his own death for no fucking reason other than that he's a dick... Still the best JoJo though...
to be fair on the fake death, he asked suize q to telegram them that he was fine but she forgot so they thought he was dead, he was surprised to see his own grave
+SuperGogeito But all he had to do was literally just say, "Hey guys! By the way, I'm not dead!", then he goes on his honeymoon! Not the other way around... That's the dickish part...
Btw, in the sense of loyalty, DIO is way better than Joseph. Because the moment Joseph saw Josuke's mom, he went after that super hard. But DIO never made a commitment until Pucci, and he never gave up on that dick!
I fucking love the Tag Team of Yoshikage Kira and another Yoshikage Kira. It makes me wish there were more duplicates in alternate timeline stories that teamed up.
Speaking of Arby's ads and Jojo, I shit you not I saw on instagram today an ad for Arby's, official and everything, where they had a cardboard thing of Gyro Zeppeli and the caption was "Yeah, we have Gyros" (I assume it's a type of sandwhich they have). Shit you not, exact same iconic pose.
Woolie, you're thinking of Jack Kirby. There was a fantastic four issue where the fantastic four go to heaven to bring back Ben Grim and God is just there drawing comics in his studio looking like Kirby, the guy who originally created the FF.
I read all the comments just because I wanted to see if literally anybody wanted to suggest a different position for God Dio than power bottom. So far, the answer is nope. Complete consensus. Everyone agrees that Dio is getting that D(io), and his partner will just have to try to keep up. The fanfic writes itself, really.
Awesome Jojo Fact: During the events of Part 4, then 6 year old Jolyne was ill with an abnormally high fever of 107 degrees Fahrenheit. Jotaro did not go and make sure his daughter was ok, but instead stayed in Japan and helped Joseph solve his own family issues. Further proving Jotaro does not give a shit about anything.
So the choices are: keep the town your uncle lives in safe from numerous murderers or be by your daughter's bedside while the Speedwagon doctors take care of her? Man what a horrible scumbag for not picking the "literally do nothing" option.
Koichi is dumb cause its not like Yukako is in a life or death risk or anything. He's literally saying to blind himself in case this hot girl ends up slightly less hot.
Pat tries to build up his "bad person" image all the time but he'll never become the soulless and horrible creature that Woolie is without even trying.
"with Giorno, you could've done something more interesting with DIO's child." Like have him wear a cow suit and control and ability that seems like it was based on clicking random on Wikipedia like Araki did with Rikiel.
Kira sure acts tough for a guy whose life was ruined over a sandwich.
that fatass had no dignity though
Hey man, leave Shigechi alone.
A guy whose life was even more ruined because he had to stop and rearrange the socks of a child he just punched a hole through.
Wait, Pat defeated him?
just imagine him having angelo's hypocrite attitude
Pat: "It's romantic!"
Woolie: "White people are fucked up man!"
They are though. Woolie is right as fuck. Race traitor redeemed.
+Drywall Thief Well I mean there are countries in Africa that have tribes that have 12 year old boys suck men's dicks to drink semen as a rite into adult hood.
he never implied race tho (and almost everyone from jojo is japanese I'm in part 4) people sure like to reach
AuraMaster DX Part 9 Aryemic, Part 10 Latin, Part 11 Greek, Part 12 Klingon, Part 13 Urdu, Part 14 Afrikaans, Part 15 Dolphin.
GummiGamer Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: The next generation
I love this new lore of Woolie being against love.
NO
CONTROLLED DECISIONS MAKE LOVE.
LOVE IS A PREDETERMINED ALGORITHM
(ARGUMENT NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!)
"CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE IN LOVE!?"
-Pat says as he Ora Oras his girlfriend.
Chris Brown would be proud.
Pat "the Lady Puncher" Boivin strikes again.
Pat also drinks quite a bit and is his eritage
Now in 2020 we have the word Simp to account for this.
I like to think that we're all like Jotaro, in that we constantly try to think of something clever to say twice a day.
And none of us could ever properly raise a child.
without the dolphin thing, right?
"I hate doing tiring things so I'm going to destroy you now." Me: Same
Autists are just projecting their disorder onto Jotaro so they can feel connected to him or whatever without realizing he's just Japan's typical representation of a cool guy (quiet, mysterious, etc).
I like jotaro as a side character.
In other words, I don't like him in SC but in diamond and SO he is cool.
I never expected Pat to be arguing on the side of love.
It was for the sake of entertainment and mainly just pissing off Woolie. Pat basically pulled a Matt on Woolie.
Well, see, Pat has a hot girlfriend, and Woolie is incapable of love.
Id always figured woolie to be the lover rather than the fighter.
Someone from the darkest depths of the Woolie hole could never truly be loved.
It's bc Pat is basically koichi and understands first hand
"DIO is a power bottom" might just be the best thing to come out of this LP yet.
I think it is. The fact that they would address that and risk adding to the diopucci fanfic barrel is hilarious and cool.
Hey now
you're a *GANG STAR*
get your Stand on
go play
Gay*
Edit: All that glitters is Jojo.
Only Heavy Weather makes the Rainbow
Woolie seems deathly allergic to anything remotely romantic.
It honestly started making me feel a tad bit depressed
In all fairness, Romeo and Juliet were pretty fucking dumb.
You know what's a way better romance?
Gomez and Morticia Adams. That's what I want.
+JackgarPrime right! they were made for each other.
That's like thinking Simon and Yoko from Gurren Lagann would work or that Ishmael and Queequeg from Moby Dick would work, shit, even that's more realistic in the long term.
kyle hague
Those two love the FUCK out of each other, even after a really long relationship. Gomez can't keep his hands off of her, even after having a couple kids! Dr. Nerdlove actually did a really interesting article about what real couples could learn from them, too.
Woolie hates breakfast, long-haired girls, love and overall anything good on this planet.
Probably Puts Ketchup on his steaks too.
Nah, he likes short haired girls. They are like unicorns.
He looks like every boss character and uses them in fighting games. No surprises.
his kind prefers bullets i think
I bet he cheats at boardgames and steals answers on homeworks too
24:36 And that's why Jotaro gets divorced, his kid hates him, and he ultimately dies a horrible death at the hands of his enemies.
Cuz he doesn't believe in true love.
Jolyne loves him by the end though.
dolphins still loved him before all of that mess
He loved his daughter and she forgave him and understood why he couldn't be around
why did he even get married, If he could not be with his family at all.
Sounds like araki needed an excuse, for him having a son.
Zurg Goide Isn't that how writing works?
If Koichi wrote "Wryyyyyyyyyy" would a steamroller fall on someone
You do mean road rollar da
Yes
Wait can rohan like write on someone that they get smashed by a road roller with dio riding it?
Pat is Lawful Good confirmed, the narc alignment
i'd say he's lawful-neutral. liam is chaotic-good. matt is neutral-good. woolie is chaotic-neutral
Richter The D I'd say Woolie leans towards chaotic-evil due to all the lying he does.
Pat seems like a lawful-evil posterchild. Remember the stuff he did in Tormentum and SOMA, and how elaborate his rules and justifications are?
Lying, cheating and stealing pies has its consequences...
And the stealing.
Completely with Woolie on "Romeo and Juliet." Especially when you remember in the opening act how distraught Romeo is over Rosalind rejecting him. He's on the rebound when he first glances at Juliet, and let's be honest, the blood wasn't rushing to the head on his shoulders.
Doesn't the whole thing take place in a week or so?
More like a day and a half, really.
The thing to take away from that story is that family feuds are stupid and destructive.
Looking at it as an example of true love misses the point, I feel.
So yeah, completely with Woolie here.
Msoulwing Yep. Too bad so many people think "true love" is the main point of the story. I get it, it sounds romantic. But the moment you begin to think about it you realize that Romeo and Juliet are just stupid kids completely driven by their hormones.
Didn't Romeo want to bang Juliet in the beginning just to piss off her family? Or am I remembering something different?
Araki doesn't look at things like "morality" or "ethics" the same way as everyone else. In his mind, a Misery-esque stalker can get her man with no long term repercussions of her crazy actions, the mafia is good so long as they aren't pushing drugs, and Nazis can save the world from Aztec Stripper Super Vampires.
I feel bad for Shakespeare. His most well known work is considered by most to be one of the best love stories ever made when his intention for it was that it was the antitheses of what "Love" should be. He tried to tell the world that love at first sight is complete bullshit and just your hormones talking and rushing into a relationship just leads to tragedy.
Wasn't it about how government screw over people with fighting?
There is a political statement one can find in R&J, yes, but when it comes to the concept of "Love" Shakespeare was a firm believer of Aristotle's philosophy on it. To quote the Nicomachean Ethics
"But the vicious person must not love himself, since he will harm both himself and his neighbours by following his base feelings."
This is basically saying don't think with your dick/vagina because it will screw you over, which is exactly what happens in R&J
That is not at all what R&Juliet was about. The entire story was about how feuds and grudges fuck up peoples lives. The pair in it are not meant to be ridiculed as a pair of childish idiots that rushed in or the best showing of true love but a tool to show the tragedy that the type of hate there was can cause and how only the most drastic measures can even hope to stop it. Cause even when the prince said "Yall cut that out" they still continued to fight and rage and were getting so many people killed.
If you really want to get down to the relationship that R and J had it helps to keep in mind something about the times that was around and that was a fascination with women they couldn't have. Funny enough I'm not describing Juliet with that but this previous girl Romeo was into. Its set up much like the idol culture in Japan is. Men fantasize over the idea of a woman. Choosing to just think about and think about it instead of trying to actually find happiness. But wouldn't you know it when Romeo actually started having feelings for Juliet the person actually being there and actually reciprocating those feelings of love and infatuation is a hell of a lot better.
And do I even need to mention how Juliet was being forced into arranged marriage with that asshole Paris I think his name was. A man she not only didn't want to marry but one who was so fucking creepy as to try and lay claim to her body when it looked like she had died. And how her father was forcing her to either go with this choice. Or get kicked out onto the fucking streets and have to resort to whoring.
Looking at those options and then at this nice guy who seemed to really care about her and that she could actually Make the choice on seemed like a pretty clear cut answer.
Saga529 But doesn't Hamlet do nearly the same thing with it's story in seeking vengeance against those that wronged you?
Almost all of R&J's major driving plot points are caused by rushed actions done by essentially dumb hormonal teenagers. R&J literally falling in "Love" at first making eye contact, Mercutio getting killed because Tybalt insulted him and that leading to them fighting which than results in Romeo raging and killing Tybalt which resulted in Romeo having to go into exile which Juliet fakes her death and Romeo rushes to her side before he has the chance to hear about the fake death plan and kills himself and than Juliet kills herself. Not to mention that between the time R&J first met and got married not even 24 hours had passed.
Christopher Christ I think you mean most actions being caused by irrational thoughts. Should I remind you the reason Tybalt was so insulting was cause he wanted to goad Romeo into fighting him cause oh look at that. Romeo went to a party and that was it. He didn't cause a scene. He didn't do anything to cause trouble. He simply went cause a friend begged him to do it and Tybalt wanted blood.
Not to mention how that same friend decided that his friend trying to take a pacifist route to the insults Tybalt was throwing at him and deciding to fight him himself cause despite not being part of the fued he found the idea of cracking skulls Fun to hypocritically curse both houses cause he got stabbed in a fight Romeo was doing his best to stop. Saying a curse upon both your houses on not only the man who stabbed him but his supposed friend. The friend who then takes up sword to fight and duel Tybalt NOT because of his love for Juliet as that was what kept him from fighting but for his fallen friend.
You can say it was a rushed dumb decision but you can Not blame it on the love of his woman.
And you want to talk about rushed actions? How bout that Friar who instead of coming out and declaring that he has witnessed the marriage of Romeo and Juliet which would have been that. He instead makes a completely convoluted plan. It wasn't a rushed idiotic farce because of love but because the guy was a massive coward.
As Woolie and Pat aruged about True Love...
Koichi and Josuke are double teaming Yukako back to front in a prison...
That's love right there
I have a friend who loves 5 the most because ,in his words, "Narancia is my waifu".
I dont have the heart to tell him hes digging into the wrong magical realm.
wait your friend still believes that man is a woman?
He says 'its a translation error', he is waifu blind.
This must be the pure love Woolie hates so much. I remember I once almost waifu'd Narancia myself. Thankfully, I was quickly brought to my senses. To this day I still search and debate over who is best girl in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
I believe it, it took me way too fucking long to figure out Narancia was a guy.
Well there is an Aerosmith song called Dude Looks Like a Lady.
Koichi's sacrifice kind of pales in comparison to the fact that, in Dragon Ball Z, Krillin knowingly attempts to sacrifice himself, all of his close friends, and jeopardize the whole planet because he has a hard on for a killer robot.
Romance.
"Japan" and "healthy, normal relationships (by other countries' standards)" aren't exactly familiar with each other.
Alright guys, who's love team are you on. Team Liar or Team Cheater.
Cheater of course. Being a liar is worse than a cheater
Team Stealer
Team Chemicals.
Isn't cheater also a liar?
where does NTR really fall under it both more or less.
Man, that Cinderella talk really got divisive.
Can we set up a Woolie x Woolie's Girl vs. Pat x Paige?
i'm half certain pat's joking just to get on woolie's nerves. again "half" certain.
Yeah, it was very apparent that Pat was pulling off a Matt on Woolie.
I'm sure any romantic belief of love beyond chemicals is a far cry from Woolie's philosophy on that.
I wonder how Woolie's girlfriends feel about his atheist view on love.
Woolie really got into it while Pat was just fucking around. He must really hate romance.
I disagree about Kira's attitude. Him having two almost separate personalities, one a calm and collected businessman and one a deranged serial killer/predator, is the best thing for him. Firstly, it makes him actually scary. He's not a normal guy with an uncontrollable fetish, he's a fetishistic murderer who hides behind his guise as a gentle salaryman.
This also fits with his multiple stand powers. Remember that stands are representative of their owners. Killer Queen is an expressionless, calm looking cat-man that destroys whatever it touches, it's salaryman Kira. Sheer Heart Attack is a predator that attempts to draw people in before blowing them away, much like Kira does with women.
Awesome Jojo fact: DIO would sit in bed with Pucci shirtless and talk to him about things.
I love Jojo, but have you seen Garfield minus Garfield? What if they did that to Jojo and had panels where they erased the stands, and just had the users just standing there, staring at each other all intensely and shit, I feel like some panels would be fucking hilarious.
Id love to see the battles in a "no stand user" virw
+『4 Testicles Betim』 view* screw yt
Regarding Kira's father protecting him even though he's a fucking psychopath: East Asian cultures have almost always valued the family unit over laws and the government. For a very long time, it was assumed in China that if a family member committed a crime, the rest of the family would try to protect that person from legal consequences. Granted, part of this likely stems from the fact that punishments were often meted out to entire families instead of individuals, up to and including exterminating all members of a family in extreme cases. In Japanese and Chinese law over the centuries, it's generally been assumed that the accused is guilty and is lying to protect himself, and that any family members are accomplices; if I recall correctly, Japanese law still assumes guilt until innocence is proved, unlike in the West, where the reverse is (supposed to be) true.
That would make sense, what with their deep hatred for public defendants.
You don't have to do some "Japanese storytelling" shit.
Evil parents trying to protect their evil children isn't specific to Asia.
I always saw Giorno as Jonathan if he born in Ogre Alley. Honorable and chivalrous, while being mean enough to break the rules and be a gang member. It's quite fitting considering the relationship Dio had with Jonathan.
I like to think of Romeo and Juliet as a satire of the love at first site mushy smushy lovey dovey shit.
Oh, it's all romantic, and they FUCKING DIE IN A WAY THAT'S REALLY POINTLESS
THATS LOVE, KIDS
They literally end up dying because someone was late carrying a message.
If telephones existed they would've been fine. Although faking your own death to elope is pretty fucked to begin with.
yeah cus duck that mess
Awesome Jojo Fact: Jotaro's signature catch phrase, "Yare yare daze," is Japanese for "Boy, I sure can't wait to go home and break a bunch of baby seals in half like I do every weekend."
This is usually translated as "Give me a break" for brevity's sake.
Woolie is forgetting that, even if Koichi did blind himself, his best friend's stand has some of the MOST op healing powers ever
What if the villain for JoJolion is Kosaku Kawajiri? Not Yoshikage Kira as Kosaku Kawajiri. But a version of Kosaku Kawajiri.
Killer Queen has already touched your mind.
Four deez nut ticking time bomb.
Genius.
The God of Soap, Kekcario
Tiggered an boom within mind time loop.
Nonoonono, they are dead wrong, like Super Duper Wrong.
Joji Nakata is perfect for the role of Pucci NOT because he's the voice of Alucard...
But because he plays MOTHERFUCKING KOTOMINE KIREI FROM THE FATE STAY NIGHT SERIES.
REJOICE FOR THE KING OF MAPO TOFU IS HERE!
I just found out he also played a lot of other priests role like Reverend Lovejoy from the japanese dub of the Simpson!
But mostly he's an anime bad guy, and apparently the go to guy for insane priests
I love the fact that Lovejoy and Pucci both have the same VA.
Luckee Strikee I love how he's voiced by the same person who voiced 2 of the most genocidal priests in media.
Pucci and KOTOMINE KIREI.
So, Woolie...
A guy willing to have him blinded to save a person is good.
A guy willing to have him blinded to save a person, whom he loves is crazy.
And you're incedibly presumptious about how crazy Yukako is, that's not healthy.
He's not even slightly presumptuous. Yukako, as much as I like her as a character went full Misery on Koichi in her very first appearance and was in fact willing to burn someone to death for talking shit about him.
MrGuyShane
Well, if we forgive Death 13 kid, she's fine too.
"willing to burn someone to death for talking shit about him."
That's called a keeper.
with out mentioning that he didnt love her, cinderela made him love her. Not shown in the anime, but the manga clearly shows a turning point, from i just wanna be friends AT MOST, to i think i love you. Thats Cinderela's doing, not Koichi speaking
Somewhere, kids talking or acting on blinding themselves for their high school romance is becoming skyrocketing trend.
Woolie doesn't believe in love? Next thing your gonna tell me that Pat is actually short...
Well...
Now that you mention it.
Nice profile pic man xD
I love how they basically have a stand battle over how romantic the relationship is between Koichi and Yukako.
Friendly reminder: Yukako nearly up and fucking murdered people a la Yuno Gasai style if they even joked about Koichi as she tortured his ass and mentally broke him. ALL IN THE NAME OF LOVE. RIGHT? PAT? LOVE.
Woolie hates love itself confirmed. This brings everything else into focus...
My God...
Like a Blazblue storm
Atsuku like a Blazblue stone
breh. you're gonna be pissed when you see tonight's fictiscrubs
It's not on Vessel. What is it?
it's the sixth one
Richter The D
Sixth what? Sixth game in the Blazblue franchise? As long as they actually play it this time, I have no complaints.
gonna be so much salt
Oh man I wanted them to pick DIO as a power bottom and they did.
DIO goes until you can't then tells you to shut up and keeps going anyway.
Power-bottoms and Arby sandwiches.....
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LP ANYMORE?!?!?!?!
what would a stand named after a jojo opening be capable of?
I'd be more interested in what Turnabout could do as a Stand.
Create an impenetrable feeling of *suspense?*
Buff you up with hype. JOOOOOOOJOOOOOO
Roundabout would literally just be Phoenix Wright's Phyche-Locks in STAND form
I say Roundabout as a Stand would basically give you super Spider sense and allow the user to almost predict unfavorable outcomes.
I like to think that Jonathan's stand would have been [Roundabout].
I like how Rohan appreciates how an "American prison" looks and wants to take "reference photos". They are literally just saying, "Hey, Rohan wants to be like Araki except he doesn't know who he is" here.
"It's not romantic, it's stupid."
What he fails to realize, is that these two intertwine more often than any two other adjectives in existence.
DIO's a power bottom.
That fucking killed me
I'd say I'm a fan of Woolie but it's just chemicals in my body telling me that I'm a fan of his.
Hey ,remember that time a when Steven Steel that was 51 married a 14 year old girl and nobody really seemed to care?
I do...
but alucard, you and maria got together and she's several hundred years younger than
Richter The D SHUT UP!!!!
Well, the marriage wasn't exactly a marriage though.
I mean it was set up so she wouldn't get her holes ravaged by strange. men with stacks of money
"That has nothing to do with this race. This interview is over."
Fucking great, now i can't stop thinking about DIO being a power bottom, thanks woolly
How much ass can you pound within the frozen time!?!?
Now I can die knowing that DIO is a power bottom.
Thank you
29:09 "DIO/Dio's a power-bottom" yeah that's how the majority of the fandom portrays him in a nutshell
TIL Woolie hates love.
Moreover, who knew Pat was so in love with love.
NEW LORE! The Age of Pat the Cheater is done!
*LONG LIVE PAT THE NARC!*
DIO being a power bottom is just hilarious to me
Just finished the hype episode this week only to find this uploaded, greato daze.
First time i read the Romeo and Juliet script i had the same reaction of, "why the fuck would you get married after 1.5 dates"
Dio OBVIOUSLY seme.
Edit: No I'm wrong DIO is the world's most powerful powerbottom.
DIO is definitely a power bottom with Pucchi. Because Pucchi's a priest, he's obviously a devout Catholic, and probably someone so far in the closet that he's in Narnia. DIO probably used the whole "it's not gay if I'm not penetrating you" line of reason to talk Pucchi into it.
+M. Wayne
Or maybe they just lay topless in Dio's bed reading books like the completly straight friends that they are.
...
And then they gagged on each other's dicks while nobody's looking.
Man, it's a good thing I wasn't drinking when that line happened, I might have choked.
I always thought Matt or Pat would be the resident edgelord but it turns out Woolie is the edgemaster since he gets heated over anything remotely cute or sweet
Further proof that Matt is a romance God while Woolie stews in his chemical hole.
I would watch a sitcom with Yoshikage and Kosaku-Kira looking for an apartment.
I feel like Pat's girlfriend is silently holding a knife just outside of Woolie's sight during that argument...
"Menacing"
Knives* "wrrrrryyyy"
Woolie spent almost an entire video being salty about love.
Alucard: "You have been doomed ever since you lost the ability to love."
That "TRUE LOVE" argument is da best
Today I learnt that robbing a bank is a stressless event for anyone, involved / experiencing it and that stress is unable to cause, become or translate into any kind of harm, thanks uncle Pat. I also learnt Pat is my uncle.
Umm... I never said that it did. Watch that part of the video again, maybe?
Awesome Jojo Fact: Killer Queen is the satanic version of Garfield. Just with more explosions.
Or Hello Kitty. I've seen him depicted as both.
I love how hard Pat works to play up the relationship between Koichi and Yukako. It is almost as impressive as that time Woolie and Liam tried to get over Shadow the Hedgehog.
Awesome JoJo fact: On top of being a fucking cheater, Joseph once peeped on his own mother, and uttered a hearty, creepy, "niiiiiiiiice!" Oh, and let's not forget that he faked his own death for no fucking reason other than that he's a dick... Still the best JoJo though...
to be fair on the fake death, he asked suize q to telegram them that he was fine but she forgot so they thought he was dead, he was surprised to see his own grave
+SuperGogeito But all he had to do was literally just say, "Hey guys! By the way, I'm not dead!", then he goes on his honeymoon! Not the other way around... That's the dickish part...
Btw, in the sense of loyalty, DIO is way better than Joseph. Because the moment Joseph saw Josuke's mom, he went after that super hard. But DIO never made a commitment until Pucci, and he never gave up on that dick!
He asked her to send a telegram while he was busy recovering from his missing hand and low-orbit rock elevator ride.
How was Joseph supposed to know the woman who barely looked older than him was his mom?
that yukako koichi true love or not argument is amazing and saying joseph would pretend to be blind made my day.
Lol, Paige reaction is the best.
Dio as a powerbottom? So... The World UNDER Heaven?
I feel like Woolie shouldn't get to weigh in on what makes good romance if he thinks Warren deserves Max.
I fucking love the Tag Team of Yoshikage Kira and another Yoshikage Kira. It makes me wish there were more duplicates in alternate timeline stories that teamed up.
Speaking of Arby's ads and Jojo, I shit you not I saw on instagram today an ad for Arby's, official and everything, where they had a cardboard thing of Gyro Zeppeli and the caption was "Yeah, we have Gyros" (I assume it's a type of sandwhich they have). Shit you not, exact same iconic pose.
If I hear ELEVEN MONTHS one more time I'm gonna flip
Wow. You actually went into a seme Uke debate for Pucci and Dio.
This is my favorite episode by far Pat and Woolie arguing over about true love.
Woolie, you're thinking of Jack Kirby. There was a fantastic four issue where the fantastic four go to heaven to bring back Ben Grim and God is just there drawing comics in his studio looking like Kirby, the guy who originally created the FF.
Welcome to part 18, where Woolie and Pat argue about love for like 10 minutes
Woolie further exposes his robot mentality. Weird pat is the one with the robot persona
I read all the comments just because I wanted to see if literally anybody wanted to suggest a different position for God Dio than power bottom. So far, the answer is nope. Complete consensus. Everyone agrees that Dio is getting that D(io), and his partner will just have to try to keep up. The fanfic writes itself, really.
Narancia and Guido Mista are probably my favorite brojos of all time. Smh at woolie and pat's tastes
new Stand: unsolved mystery. Its power is to make you paranoid that a killer at large is in your vicinity and coming for you
New diamond is unbreakable and eyes over heaven on the same day I feel blessed
So how soon will Pat have to go into hiding when his dad watches this and realizes his own son is a liability?
Man, PAT defending love is something I never thought I'd see in a life time
b...but...i like part 5
i love it
me too man, me too...
man i remeber when biggy smalls tried to murder ever one in part five
man i remeber when biggy smalls tried to murder ever one in part five
Brick, do you really love part 5 or are just saying it because you saw it?
Pat's anime speech to Woolie, the enemy of love is the highlight of the RP. I can almost see him charging up his final attack now.
28:55 The *MOST* important question in all of the Jojo timelines
i agree with woolie in every word. that had to be the most fucked up episode of part 4
If this game doesn't end with an all jojo simultaneous punch-fest then what the hell was even the point?
Prepare to be disappointed...
8:42 He says as Yukako staggers up from Koichi and Josuke beating her to a pulp
This week on Super Best Friends: Woolie outs himself as a terrible person . . . again.
Yo that KC explanation is actually really good
Dammit guys, I was drinking water when you mentioned DIO being a power bottom. I spit water everywhere!
Awesome Jojo Fact: During the events of Part 4, then 6 year old Jolyne was ill with an abnormally high fever of 107 degrees Fahrenheit. Jotaro did not go and make sure his daughter was ok, but instead stayed in Japan and helped Joseph solve his own family issues. Further proving Jotaro does not give a shit about anything.
So the choices are: keep the town your uncle lives in safe from numerous murderers or be by your daughter's bedside while the Speedwagon doctors take care of her? Man what a horrible scumbag for not picking the "literally do nothing" option.
***** That's the thing, this decision was made before Jotaro even knew about the murders in Morioh
Jakethesnake1281 He knew about Angelo before coming to Morioh.
***** Fair enough
So now we've established that Woolie is incapable of love, right? I love how his lore keeps getting worse.
Well we found out what was in the basement.
what was in the fucking basement
+arf234 A picture. That's it.
I saw. Fuck.
+ghostfear2011 all that waiting for a photograph. Nickelback would be proud
ONE of the things was a picture.
There were three books and we dont know what they are.
Koichi is dumb cause its not like Yukako is in a life or death risk or anything. He's literally saying to blind himself in case this hot girl ends up slightly less hot.
Koichi is a smug ass
he can easily tell Josuke to fix him
no, he says I'll blind myself because I know if this is the wrong face you'll hide away forever because you wouldn't want me to see you like that
Pat tries to build up his "bad person" image all the time but he'll never become the soulless and horrible creature that Woolie is without even trying.
Awesome JoJo Fact: Koichi is 5'2" tall.
Fuck off with that shit. That's dumb.
But... he comes up to like Jotaro's knees...
That's bullshit but i believe it.
araki believes the shorter you are the more of a chump you are...case in point the guy with the lock and hamada
SuchALustForFries Except Koichi is pretty badass, much as I don't like to admit.
I think my favorite Jojo quote was "Caaawww!" from Pet Shop.
"with Giorno, you could've done something more interesting with DIO's child."
Like have him wear a cow suit and control and ability that seems like it was based on clicking random on Wikipedia like Araki did with Rikiel.