The Platypus achieves the most REM sleep of any mammal at 8 hours a day. Ironically, the Platypus does not generate Gamma waves during sleep, meaning the platypus DOES NOT DREAM.
So that is where Plague gets his ability to draw porn. He lives on a farm, so he kills animals all the time. Each dead chicken is a single frame in his animations.
So there's this clip on the internet, where people in an industrial egg farm are separating newborn chicks into hens and roosters. To fully visualize this, you have to realize that an operation of that magnitude has uncountable amounts of eggs hatching at any one moment to provide for new material to produce eggs. It's just endless streams of baby chicks being pulled out of hatching eggs. Hens are put into the production line. The rooster chicks, on the other hand, are thrown, live and struggling, into a meat grinder. They just vanish into the metal maw in a steady stream. No chance to scream, no chance to do anything. A life is snuffed out casually, without any real effort. That's what it looks like when Plague's making a new animation. He just has a bloody meatgrinder screaming in the background, and when he runs out of frames, he gets up and shovels in some more baby chicks. For him, work is literally the grind.
The real endgame here is to start a kennel or an orphanage and dedicate your body and heart to the wellbeing and growth of precious future consumable items, investing all of your love and dedication to them. Just imagine the convenience of sacrificing one from the flock and scarring your soul *on demand* for an additional year of lifespan or a box Kraft Dinner every time you're running low, perpetually existing for an eternity all the while laughing at Pat the Sullied One's face for becoming a toilet in his quest for immortality.
I would rescue a gerbil, raise it from birth and treat like my own child, and then when it's ready to move out and start a life of its own, I would look it in the eye and squeeze it till it popped for time stop.
I'd Vice-grip a wild doberman until it taps if it meant that I could produce original and interesting digital media without practice or real effort. That or it'd be Killing a mosquito for the ability to flawlessly kill another mosquito.
Dude? You are blowing my mind right now with the mosquito thing. I walk into a room full of mosquitos, swat one, drop the swatter and kill the next one with my bare hands because I have the flawless kill ability now; it doesn't matter it I don't have a weapon, and each kill keeps the chain going. Even if the flawless kill power has a time limit, it won't matter so long as there are enough mosquitos. I could fight crime with this blood magic! Coat self in low-range mosquito repellent, release jar of mosquitos on room full of bad guys, kill one I had on hand then rush in and launch a flurry of ninja kung fu moves that each strike a mosquito perfectly, aiming for the ones on the bad guys' necks, or the ones in the air to dodge incoming attacks, or kick the ones on walls to do a wall-run. This is a perfect example of a best worst superpower; the kind that sucks until you think about it hard enough.
Oh god. This video made me realize just how terrible a person I am. When they were talking about snuffing out a dog for a save state and abusing it to win the lotto my mind went in the completely wrong direction. Instead of being a normal human thing my brain goes "K so I just killed this pupper. Lemme go out and slap some random numbers down, and when I lose I'll just eat a shotgun, go back, kill another doggo for another try, and just rinse and repeat til I hit it." It's only after a couple minutes I think to myself "Wait a minute; this seems screwy. Why don't I just what for the winning numbers to be released, and then kill myself."
I *cannot* do that to the cute animals, 🥺 my heart can't let it happen at *all* ...............but I'm enough of a hypocrite that extremely small and creepy insects I'm totally fine with and may go to the lengths you and the frenz would for this with that category.
I could probably get a few power outta this blood magic. My cat brings in about 3 half-dead birds a month and I always gotta go and finish them off with a shovel. Might as well get a few sick powers while at it.
Well one of two things could go wrong with that. Either birds are already so weak that they give shitty powers, like invisibility for only 5 seconds or infinite shock powers but its the strength of a static shock. The other possibility is that since your cat did 75% of the kill, it gets the sick ass blood powers.
Woolie! Oh, welcome back to my bunny farm. How many do you need this time? I trust the meat was good? Woolie: I didn't eat any meat, but I'll take everything in pin A - X.
I'd do the fucking sickest Izuna Drop to a baby panda for a 3 minute henshin. Then I'd continue to Rider Kick MORE baby pandas just to continue my reign as Kamen Rider Genocider
Thanks for posting this clip! I had downloaded the Friendcast when it first came out, but found it hard to pinpoint this exact part. It's lulzy enough for relistens.
So, Liam was cool with blood magic and killing animals for power/personal game. But was adamant that using time travel to your advantage was wrong. Very consistent guy..
I'm appreciative of animals and respect their place amongst us, so this subject is super uncomfortable for me. XDXD But doing a back breaker on a Penguin is pretty fucking strong.lol
In order to make me kill a kitten, you must give me the power of The World Over Heaven, The ability to flawlessly draw and The ability to switch bodies M.Bison style. Even then, I will hesitate.
We need to work out some kind of exchange rate or formalized list of sacrifices. My contribution is, you have to take your favourite childhood pet and football-punt it into a flooding storm drain. In exchange, the person or people who wrote the next ten posts/comments you dislike get kicked in the dick. It doesn't matter where they are, or who's around them. A portal opens and fires a leg and boot directly into their junk, and it never misses. Alternatively, put a goldfish in a stapler and press until it clicks and instantly learn a martial art.
I love this idea of a the amount of emotional damage you get from killing an animal, is directly proportional to the ability you recieve. With that said, id stop out a puppy for the ability to save without hesitation. The benefits of being able to save irl outweigh every single ounce of guilt id have
I would curb stomp a kitten for invincibility on call for 1 minute. I'd jump off the Empire State Building just for shits and giggles, then head to a street corner with a box that's sign says"Free Kittens" and take the whole box for a recharge.
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Give me a pillow and the key to a nursery and watch me become a god
Michael Clark
This might be the greatest thing I've ever read.
That won't work for you cause you're willing to do it.
If you become god with just a pillow and a room full of babies, why not just take a gun in and rewrite reality?
I'd put a Honey Badger in a Cobra Clutch just to have my body become an actual Wi-Fi Hot Spot.
Jesus, never give Woolie a behelit.
Benoit had a Behelit
ON THE SUBJECT OF THIS: what would the creator of Berserk get if he kills off Puck?
The thanks of the fan base. :^)
My respect.
Wow, you guys don't like puck
"You have to put your foot on the dog's neck and press"
- Liam 2016
It's the only way to get them to give up what they have in their mouths...
“i’d throw a penguin off the brooklyn bridge for something “ 😂
I love how Liam keeps taking it to eleven
10:20 if you think an american wouldnt suplex a bald eagle on nation t.v. in front of the president FOR THE PRESIDENT you dont know america at all
The Platypus achieves the most REM sleep of any mammal at 8 hours a day.
Ironically, the Platypus does not generate Gamma waves during sleep, meaning the platypus DOES NOT DREAM.
So that is where Plague gets his ability to draw porn.
He lives on a farm, so he kills animals all the time.
Each dead chicken is a single frame in his animations.
It's not the same. You forget to take all the dead hikers in his basement into account.
The dead hikers power his Patreon.
as another resident of Tennessee, i can attest that this is how we get anything done
Scarth Maheart that's what the fence is for, not to keep people out but to keep the hikers in
So there's this clip on the internet, where people in an industrial egg farm are separating newborn chicks into hens and roosters. To fully visualize this, you have to realize that an operation of that magnitude has uncountable amounts of eggs hatching at any one moment to provide for new material to produce eggs. It's just endless streams of baby chicks being pulled out of hatching eggs. Hens are put into the production line. The rooster chicks, on the other hand, are thrown, live and struggling, into a meat grinder. They just vanish into the metal maw in a steady stream. No chance to scream, no chance to do anything. A life is snuffed out casually, without any real effort.
That's what it looks like when Plague's making a new animation. He just has a bloody meatgrinder screaming in the background, and when he runs out of frames, he gets up and shovels in some more baby chicks. For him, work is literally the grind.
"Do dogs have arms?" Oh Pat, let's go back and watch sesame street
Will Woolie choke Liam to death to unlock his Mangekyou Sharingan?
SlimeQueenSupreme Months later and the answer is *Yes* he did.
This is his personal arms race to one-up Great Black Otaku. Building up a storage of grief magic to be reborn as Rage of Quebec.
Oldemar but is it enough to stop the Nico Nico Knee?!
Matthew Coyle No. It will never be enough. Woolie's inner coward snail will always hold him back from becoming The Hugest.
"i can live with that guilt if I'm rich" goddamnit pat
But that's very true. Lots of real-life examples on that.
The real endgame here is to start a kennel or an orphanage and dedicate your body and heart to the wellbeing and growth of precious future consumable items, investing all of your love and dedication to them.
Just imagine the convenience of sacrificing one from the flock and scarring your soul *on demand* for an additional year of lifespan or a box Kraft Dinner every time you're running low, perpetually existing for an eternity all the while laughing at Pat the Sullied One's face for becoming a toilet in his quest for immortality.
This needs more thumbs up.....
I would Stone Cold Stunner a newborn puppy for a Klondike Bar.
That's not even a super power I'm just edgy as fuck.
DeadCrescendo id put a dozen rats in a garbage disposal grinder for the ability to not blink for a year
I'd put a gerbil in a sock and pretend I was a knight with a flail for free...
Kill a puppy for 『The World』?
Yes....
Baltimorestorm11 I mean, that is what Dio did, in a roundabout way.
I would rescue a gerbil, raise it from birth and treat like my own child, and then when it's ready to move out and start a life of its own, I would look it in the eye and squeeze it till it popped for time stop.
I Want Makoto To Cradle Me In Her Strong Arms Idk why time stop never comes up, it’s objectively one of the top powers
I thought you were gonna say "so I can gain the Mangekyo Sharingan"
I would supplex a goose in order to gain brain freeze immunity
I would Suplex a goose to get Geese Howard's abilities.
I would supplex a goose because they're horrifying abominations.
Then come here to Ohio, we have Canadian Geese all over Hell's half acre.
Ivan Avendano I'd suplex a goose for free fuck geese
i haven't suplex a goose but i did kick the crap out of one once.
I'd power bomb a bear to bring one of my anime waifus to life for a month.
If you can pull that off, you fucking deserve it.
Oh man. I miss the old SBFC.
3:56 Matt laughing in the background got me
Same. Why not come back and watch this legendary podcast?
@@darkslayer1161 Well, got dang. I was actually looking for something to watch. Thank you, my guardian angel!
@@GreaserMan Happy to be of assistance
@@darkslayer1161”don’t you piss on my floor!”
"I-is there Red Bull in the bathroom?" Liam asks incredulously, but it has to be an actual question because this is Pat he's talking to.
I'd Vice-grip a wild doberman until it taps if it meant that I could produce original and interesting digital media without practice or real effort.
That or it'd be Killing a mosquito for the ability to flawlessly kill another mosquito.
Dude? You are blowing my mind right now with the mosquito thing. I walk into a room full of mosquitos, swat one, drop the swatter and kill the next one with my bare hands because I have the flawless kill ability now; it doesn't matter it I don't have a weapon, and each kill keeps the chain going. Even if the flawless kill power has a time limit, it won't matter so long as there are enough mosquitos.
I could fight crime with this blood magic! Coat self in low-range mosquito repellent, release jar of mosquitos on room full of bad guys, kill one I had on hand then rush in and launch a flurry of ninja kung fu moves that each strike a mosquito perfectly, aiming for the ones on the bad guys' necks, or the ones in the air to dodge incoming attacks, or kick the ones on walls to do a wall-run.
This is a perfect example of a best worst superpower; the kind that sucks until you think about it hard enough.
topio204 im just picturing you swatting mosquitoes faster and faster until you're doing 8 trigrams 64 palms
Oh god. This video made me realize just how terrible a person I am. When they were talking about snuffing out a dog for a save state and abusing it to win the lotto my mind went in the completely wrong direction. Instead of being a normal human thing my brain goes "K so I just killed this pupper. Lemme go out and slap some random numbers down, and when I lose I'll just eat a shotgun, go back, kill another doggo for another try, and just rinse and repeat til I hit it." It's only after a couple minutes I think to myself "Wait a minute; this seems screwy. Why don't I just what for the winning numbers to be released, and then kill myself."
Well you are not really terrible ...
... just really stupid
I *cannot* do that to the cute animals, 🥺 my heart can't let it happen at *all* ...............but I'm enough of a hypocrite that extremely small and creepy insects I'm totally fine with and may go to the lengths you and the frenz would for this with that category.
I would Boston Crab a crab in order to breath underwater.
After all these years this is still one of the greatest half hours of comedy I’ve ever listened to. So many great jokes concentrated into one bit.
I could probably get a few power outta this blood magic.
My cat brings in about 3 half-dead birds a month and I always gotta go and finish them off with a shovel. Might as well get a few sick powers while at it.
HYPETAUR THE HYPE CACTUAR! thats the spirit!
Best comment ever.
Well one of two things could go wrong with that. Either birds are already so weak that they give shitty powers, like invisibility for only 5 seconds or infinite shock powers but its the strength of a static shock. The other possibility is that since your cat did 75% of the kill, it gets the sick ass blood powers.
I'd straight up Batista Bomb a puppy for the ability to transform into Filthy Frank.
they said a power, not a curse
Some say a curse, some say a blessing.
+Patrick Loureiro !MEMES CURSED!
Jokerhamil CURSED, BRO!
If you're willing to do that, then you're already enough like him.
I would murder 10 horses for 1 use of invisibility.
Woolie! Oh, welcome back to my bunny farm. How many do you need this time? I trust the meat was good?
Woolie: I didn't eat any meat, but I'll take everything in pin A - X.
I'd Tombstone Piledrive an unusual amount of collies for a Killer Queen and Sheer Heart Attack.
This is the best discussion of all of the friend cast discussions
I would only ever kill my pet for omnipotence, so that I could revive them.
But then your pet would come back and give you a stare of like "THE HELL MAN!?"
I'd do the fucking sickest Izuna Drop to a baby panda for a 3 minute henshin.
Then I'd continue to Rider Kick MORE baby pandas just to continue my reign as Kamen Rider Genocider
This is the BEST fucking conversation! Holy shit I hope no one hears me laughing!
Woolie would genocide a race and species of animal just for more vertical mobility
This is among the greatest moments in the Friendcast
I wouldn't hesitate to Tombstone Piledriver a lynx to turn into a Djinni.
Hold on, does Matt just want Foight'n Round de Wurrld with Russel Crowe?
I'd hook and cut the fins off a shark if it gave me the ability to instantly create digital and physical artwork exactly the way I want it.
Xenomorph42Q FUCKING E X A C T L Y
That's strong
I'd Atomic Leg Drop a home full of cats for a stand
mat's laugh from the bathroom fucking killed me in the original recording
Liam’s put WAAY too much thought into this....
Fuck, I miss the SBF...
WELCOME TO EARTH!
Thanks for posting this clip! I had downloaded the Friendcast when it first came out, but found it hard to pinpoint this exact part. It's lulzy enough for relistens.
This sht was legit fucking gold, i knew this would be on here as soon as i heard it. Thanks. : D
they spent a good half hour on this shit lol
So, Liam was cool with blood magic and killing animals for power/personal game. But was adamant that using time travel to your advantage was wrong. Very consistent guy..
I'd power bomb a tapir to get the ability to draw really well and really fast
As long as I didn't know the animal, I'd do it for probability manipulation.
Woolie "Put A Dog In A Nelson" Madden
What power would you get for choking a baby elephant mid-birth with its Mothers Own Trunk while stuffing the Baby Elephants mouth with Ivory Soap?
Well, you might not get any buffs, but you'd definitely get a protagonic role in a sequel of Slaughterhouse, tell ya that fo' fwee.
I'd Tombstone Piledriver a dog for 1 hour of invisibility.
Why does this sick ass video have me in gut busting laughter? This shit is fucking hilarious lol.
wow that was fast. great work fam
i'd a whole zoo for ZA WARUDO with a 30 min. time stop.
The giraffes will interbreed in captivity.
Welcome to Earth
Wait, I could have been getting powers this *WHOLE TIME?*
It's like I have been leaving money on the table or something
I'm appreciative of animals and respect their place amongst us, so this subject is super uncomfortable for me. XDXD But doing a back breaker on a Penguin is pretty fucking strong.lol
turtle named jughead
Shining Wizard a sloth for ice manipulation.
In order to make me kill a kitten, you must give me the power of The World Over Heaven, The ability to flawlessly draw and The ability to switch bodies M.Bison style.
Even then, I will hesitate.
CaptainDemo779 you'd need to kill more than one cat
Get working Plague!
Dio injuring his own face isn't eternal life and super powers. That Victor von Doom basically.
Dio vs Dr. Doom?
We need to work out some kind of exchange rate or formalized list of sacrifices. My contribution is, you have to take your favourite childhood pet and football-punt it into a flooding storm drain. In exchange, the person or people who wrote the next ten posts/comments you dislike get kicked in the dick. It doesn't matter where they are, or who's around them. A portal opens and fires a leg and boot directly into their junk, and it never misses.
Alternatively, put a goldfish in a stapler and press until it clicks and instantly learn a martial art.
Jack Young That’s horrible, I love it.
Boy that was fast
What animal would I have to haymaker punch to get Star Platinum-tier rapid-fire punches?
A kangaroo. It's only fitting
your own pet, but you only get one barrage
jtlego1 no an elephant and if you survive you only get 3
The remaining chinese endangered pandas for time travel powers that could let me undo it if I wanted to.
12:07
“Where’s perry?”
*cut to perry getting fucking bodied in the ring*
Would you put a kangaroo through a spiral ddt for the chance to turn invisible? I sure would
I am legitimately super concerned for Pat's health. He is going to get heart disease or diabetes super early from all the sugar in those Red Bulls.
LordScrambles You kidding? The sugar is the LEAST of his problems when drinking that stuff.
10:18 i thought he was saying panic at the disco
I love this idea of a the amount of emotional damage you get from killing an animal, is directly proportional to the ability you recieve.
With that said, id stop out a puppy for the ability to save without hesitation. The benefits of being able to save irl outweigh every single ounce of guilt id have
there is actually no platypus in phantasy star online 2
more proof that pat is the true liar
How many powers should I have after all these accumulated scorpion kills
I assumed the snakes were in fact poisonous, they just had the anti-venom right off to the side already in the needle ready to inject
Pat made a mistake. He showed them the Smol boi tortoise doing the sex noise when it should have been one of the big ones.
P L A T I P I S S
Id Batista Bomb the shit outta me some bald eagles for some lightning casts.
Id 619 a sloth for mind reading
I would Suplex a tiger for the ability to levitate.
Can someone explain to me what Luminaire is? I need to know, for science.
It's Crono's ultimate spell in Chrono Trigger: a bigass AOE of holy light that hits all enemies in a fight.
How many crabs do I have to cleave in half to gain time manipulation powers?
Why does Woolie keep calling it a platypiss
What does RKO mean in the description?
I would drop kick a baby kitten for hour long mind control
What game is this
I would curb stomp a kitten for invincibility on call for 1 minute. I'd jump off the Empire State Building just for shits and giggles, then head to a street corner with a box that's sign says"Free Kittens" and take the whole box for a recharge.
*PETA* dislike this
I'm pretty sure it's because they were on to their secrets.