Because then you have people arguing over who gets to be Speedwagon. Sure you could have both characters be Speedwagon, but then you have the winner of one of the matches saying stupid stuff like “I won because Speedwagon loves me more” and that’s legit IRL fighting words. Friendships would end and Capcom knew it had to be removed
I love how when Anubis ends up in the Nile River, it's panicking and freaking out because it's going to rust in 2 or 3 days at most, so it starts asking for help to the fish and crabs over there. It's so stupid, and i love it. "Hey, crab, take me to the surface will you? i'll find some food for you! Wait! Come back! I'm talking to you!"
Anubis was probably one of my favorite Stands because it was just a sword that could cut through anything and looked sick as fuck. Also it had an asshole personality and shit. RIP Anubis (;_;)7
At 47:22 whoever is playing Jolyne does the fucking HYPEST thing, hitting Joseph with a super and sending him into the chariot right out of it, and nobody acknowledged it!
Pat's idea for his stand "Crazy Talk" was actually already pretty much done as a Stand in part 5. It had that effect, and it was called Talking Head. "To take effect, Talking Head must first latch onto the victim's tongue. While Talking Head is attached, the victim is rendered incapable of telling the truth, whether speaking, writing, or gesticulating." It makes the victim speak the opposite of what they're trying to say/gesture.
So I wasn't sure if anyone noticed this, but take another look at petshop Petshop is, iirc, a falcon- which is widely known as a bird of prey that's on the small end of the size scale and Petshop's stand name is "Horus" So wouldn't that make him a "Little Petshop of Horus"?
Joe's cannoli Between this and Vanilla Ice’s stand being Cream, making it Vanilla Ice Cream (WHICH IS IRONIC CONSIDERING PETSHOP’S POWER), you would think Araki did this on purpose...
yeah, but Eyes of Heaven sucks ass. It's like V Stars vs...but even suckier. The only good thing about it was including most of the requested characters people wanted in ASB (and having cutscenes, even if they were pretty simple) (and a few they didn't) but made the game play like ass. It also didn't look as good (the animations are substantially more janky) and they dumbed every character down to handful of moves in order to fit more characters in. And despite optimizing the game for 2 v 2 battles, didn't bother to include a local-coop option. And even worse net-code then ASB had.
This is where you find out that Liam is the Zaibatsu Crusaders personal Speedwagon, both are moe enough to be in the team and doesn't have a Stand so they can barely fight.
They're just gonna be start playing eyes of heaven when it comes out and Liam'll just say "can you play as speedwagon in this one?" And they'll just be like "YES YOU CAN STFU LIAM"
There's a stand named Gold Fortune who is just a fortune cookie. If you open it up and look at it, it tells you a message so personal and frightening that you just become totally comatose. So they beat Gold Fortune by sending out Avdal to break him open, but because Avdal doesn't understand English he was able to defeat Gold Fortune.
MrTheDecoy In like the fourth episode of the Jojo anime they fight a monkey who's stand is an entire boat. You can make up BS and it'll turn out to be totally true in Jojo.
Stand Name: Feel Good Inc Type: Close Range Stats: Power: C Speed:A Range:A Staying: B Ability: Releases a substance on an object that messes with the pleasure centers of the brain, making the victim lose control and run towards the object with the substance. It can also store it in its fist, making the enemy Stand drop its defense as it confuses pain with pleasure.
17:20 Alessy isn't a pedophile, he's just a coward who likes to pick on people who are weaker than him. In the manga he asked a child who bumped him quite nicely what his name was, and if his parents were around. As soon as he said "No" Alessy got creepy and said, that he can beat him up, if no adults are around. It was never shown, that he is a pedophile, he's just a very sick individual.
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick i suppose it's better because atleast the child won't have to live with the trauma but it's still almost equally as horrid
As an episodic opponent in Stardust Crusaders, my Stand would be Can't Break Thru (for lack of any remaining tarot cards). The stand would be stuck to my body, just above my skin, and hardly visible. Its power would protect me from the attack of any stand, and the main characters would spend half an episode throwing their stands at me to no effect. Eventually, Jotaro realises that, even though I am totally protected from Stands, a human cannot attack a stand, and therefore it offers no protection against non-stand attacks. So Jotaro challenges me to a regular-ass fist fight and beats me.
Sarcastic Sailaway Even if that's the case, I wouldn't have very much control of it, and my stand would instinctively let human attacks pass through. Anyway, its power only protects against stands. Even if it could by hut by a human, it wouldn't be long before it started taking damage, and by extension so would I.
My stand is called "Chop suey!" and it's a extremely precise sniper rifle with the power to zoom in through anything including walls and ground. I would probably put up a bit of trouble until they find a way to distract me and sneak up behind me (probably kakyoin or jotaro)
This is an old video, but if we doing stands... Stand Name: ｢Misery Business｣ Destructive Power: C Speed: C Range: D Durability: C Precision: A Development Potential: D Misery Business can, upon touch, change the speed/velocity that an object is moving at. It can bring any moving object to a complete halt, or make a non-moving object shoot off in the desired direction. (the speed of this varies with weight: it can bring very small objects to the velocity of a bullet, but cannot increase a persons speed enough to cause any major injuries) This ability is unable to affect other stands, but can affect users. This power can be used in a number of interesting ways. Random objects can be used as projectiles, the user can be sped up to quickly move a long distance, bullets fall harmlessly to the ground as soon as they touch Misery Business, punches appear to do nothing because the force behind them stops upon contact, enemies can be launched away, and as long as contact is maintained enemies can be completely frozen.
Spooksy Stand Name: *Fragile* Power: E Speed: C Range: B Durability: C Precision: A Fragile takes the form of three oval mirrors. The mirrors are indestructible, and can float freely in the air. Any attack on Fragile's reflection will reflect the force. At any point, the mirrors can change the reflection to that of a different mirror, creating a portal between them. The reflection cannot change if there is a solid object touching or passing through Fragile. Fragile makes for a near perfect defense, and a mirror can swoop by while the user sticks a melee weapon through. It does have a similar weakness to cream, needing to leave itself open periodically for surveying to make sure the enemy is dead.
Spooksy Stand Name: Blur Destructive Power: B Speed: A Range: C Durability: C Precision: B Development Potential: D Blur can choose an opponent at the will of the user to use it's power on. Blur decelerates the opponent's vision to see exactly 3 seconds behind what happens in real life. The 3 seconds gives a lot of power to the user to play with their opponent and confuse them in battle. An example would be when they look at the user in their delayed vision, the user could talk at different place around the opponent. A downside to this stand is that if the opponent knows where the stand or user is, they can easily bring them down. Particularly the stand, because it's very weak.
Spooksy Stand Name: Master of Puppets Destructive Power - C Speed - B Range - D Durability - C Precision - B Development Potential - A Puppet Master: Has the ability to replace someones shadow and gives me full control of their movements, actions, and speech. (Speech can be used by just forming words with the lips, like if I intend to say something all I have to do is think of what I want them to say and mouth those words. They also cannot speak freely unless I lose control of the head. As for movement I just use Master of Puppets so I myself would not have to move.) I can use this power to make an escape as to freeze them in place until I have left the effective range or recall the stand. Cloak: Has the ability to cover me in itself making me appear as solid darkness and can allow me to stalk targets at night. Unless in use as my cloak Master of Puppets has the appearance of a human shadow. Can travel from one shadow of a target to another as long as the shadows connect at some point. Cannot be harmed unless it is the user being harmed. Downside would be that what ever part of Master of Puppets touches another shadow would lose control of that limb of the person currently controlled. (Example: Can't control someone at night unless light is near by or the same if in a dark room. But is perfect for secondary ability) Also, as to controlling speech I would need to have my mouth hidden as to not be seen by someone who would be searching for me. An easy give away is that I will lose my shadow and therefore not cast one.(If they realized this they just need to look for someone without their shadow) Another downside would be of how to control them which is I have to overlap Master of Puppets with their shadow and have to say within a close perimeter of the target. (10 meters) Final downside: Can only control one target at a time.
To anyone who hasn't watched Jojo yet - STOP WATCHING THIS AND GO FUCKING WATCH JOJO. It is literally the hypest shit. They fight vampires, a god, the sun, an orangutan, an evil baby, a car, and more dumb bullshit that gets better as time goes on. That is all.
if you think about, a battle between two stand users through the eyes of a non stand users would just be two big guys dancing around and HOLY SHIT DID THAT GUY'S BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE
It makes me angry/sad, that they never used/landed an GHA/ultimate super. The game is only half as good without using the GHA. Those are fucking SICK. Especially Josuke 4's his GHA is HYPE.
A-and when they do Okuyasu's GHA which is absolutely hilarious at the end they kick the PS3 and restart it. WHAT IS EVEN? God. I still loved it. But you should replay this, when you know a little more about the movesets. That would be awesome. Do it for the JoJo.
but that's not their main issue with ASB, it's the frame rate. Even if they do the GHA, without a decent system and running at a decent frame rate, I'd still compare it more closely to sometime like Evil Zone than a fighting game.
Scott Huang The GHA's are hype though. And that's what I meant. Especially Woolie would love them, since he knows stuff about the series. It's not about how the game runs. Even if the game were to run perfectly, the GHA's are THE main attraction of the game.
True, but Pat did say that his stand would cause people to fight one another because they couldn't understand each other, so maybe its more of a mix of Talking Heads (part 5) and Survivor (part 6).
Kaz Kobb Yeah, I was going to get the Dreamcast or PS1 version and they tripled in price since the last time I checked. And they were already expensive.
I just want to say thanks zaibatsu for getting me into the JOJO series. I known about it but never got to watch it till you guys always hyped it up in your podcasts for a few weeks so i marathoned the whole series and now up to date on stardust .THANK YOU VERY MUCH !
Oh my Pillar Men... I was super hoping you'd comment here! What are your feelings on their hype-ass gameplay of the HYPEST games on the face of the planet?!
tubbymanification Of course I'd be here! I was waiting for them to play these two games ever since Fisticuff started! The Capcom game was fun but as Woolie would know the ASB one is more enjoyable if you knew who the fighters were and what their gigs are.
He's more american than america to the point that the country is no longer named america, but named the United States of Valentine. He has a scar on his back in the shape of stars and stripes. He uses an american flag to teleport into other dimensions in order to bring out an army of himself. He out crazies Nicholas Cage! He may not have stolen the declaration of independence, but he almost had sex with a 14 year old girl on the table the declaration of independence was written on!
Sweet! I watched all of Part 1, 2 and as far as possible in Stardust Crusaders this week just because you guys were so hype about it. I'd actually consider myself a Jojo fan now :] Great timing for this video!
My stand would be called ABBA and it would just makes things sparkle. You got a shirt? Disco fucking fever. You got a car? That shit's going on a red carpet. You wanna go to work? Fuck it, this skyscraper's got bling. Useless stands are the best stands.
I remember when I first read Stone Ocean, I really liked it, then I saw the ending and got really sad and pissed off and felt like all my time reading the past six parts were a complete waste. Thanks Araki!
I watched some buddies play this many years ago. Iggi vs. Petshop was one of the first matches they did. Things got salty pretty quick. "You can't juggle a bird! It'd just fly away! This is bullshit!"
Ah yes, Duwang! I got so damned confused when it was Duwang in one chapter, then Morioh in the next. That said, I think it marks the moment when the Bizaare turned into the Bizaarely Dark, what with the Hand Fetish and all that. ALSO: FABULOUS!!! ALSO: The eye lasers aren't actually eye lasers but body fluid ejected through the pupils at extremely high speeds. That's how cool Dio is.
So I'm gonna get ripped apart for this I know but, whats the source material for the first game? an anime? a comic? It seems really fuckin cool and what i picked up of the lore from their commentary im really interested.
For the most part, it's fine. No where near the shitstorm from last time. My biggest gripe now is them not knowing the motions for moves, which is to be expected (they're not pros). PB Dio is a rekka character like Fei Long. Instead you just see Pat get bodied by Brokuyasu.
Liger 00 Jäger From the number of comments you're dropping, I can see that you're one of the meticulous ones - I appreciate the not going total apeshit over details, nuzlocke style. Sorry for not getting everything perfectly, I'm going on memory. That being said, please don't be that guy.
Of COURSE Woolie would pick Petshop!! It bothers me in the anime, Kakyoin is able to paint people, specifically Jojo, hurt him by painting it so, and they never bring it up ever again despite it being the COOLEST THING HE CAN DO
I can't believe they censored Jotaro lighting up a cigarette. I gueeeeess I can understand why they had to change the Captain Tennille imposter's name though.
Greatest little thing about Johnny is how he gets on his horse, by just using the Spin to backward-somersault up its neck, and at the end it gives him a bro-boostie into the saddle and he's ready to goddamn rock. So fucking cool.
My Stand would be Poison Heart. It'd enable me to enter people's dreams and fuck with their heads, planting hypnotic suggestions, keeping them awake to tire them, or reading their memories and learning their secrets. The only downside is that the Stand is incapable of killing and the affected individual whose dreams I'm entering can eject the Stand if they become aware that they're dreaming.
I was reading that and was like "Oh, great no weaknesses, what is this, Dragonball Z", but the downside's are actually pretty good. Although "keeping them awake to tire them" seems to be a weakness, or rather, not really useful, since that would mean, that the Stand would stop working.
i never heard of "walk like a egyptian" till stardust crusaders anime. the jojo seris is a great way for people to listen to old good music and of course the Japanese openings are always great. so no chi no sadamai for the win !
The problem with putting the mask in the ocean is that something non-human might magically get it because the Mask doesn't give a fuck. A shark that doesn't have to deal with physics and reality would be a bitch.
Remember that time Cars became a good guy, returned to earth, convinced Killer Queen to abandon Kira, and consecutively used Bites the Dust to return to the original universe?
It's such a fucking sin that Stroheim isn't in this game. I bet they got scared that some moral guardian was gonna have a hissy bitch fit about a nazi not depicted in a exclusively negative light.
"German fighting game characters are the best in the world!" Seriously though, I understand it's focused more toward the 1980's characters, but FUCKING VON STROHEIM!
it's because he wasn't that big a character and had few panels with him doing anything. there's a video showing where all of diavlos moves and lines come from and they are literally all from the panels in the manga
Stoheim's in the game, he helps you in random events during campaign mode. While searching for a boss you might get the phrase "German science is the best!", in which case Stroheim appears to do 30% of the boss/avatar's health bar before you start the fight. He even gets voice lines as well.
I watched one of your vids once and now you kept showing up on the comments all these videos I watching, so I was like "fuck it" and subscribed. It's destiny.
I came up with stands for these guys once (all based on references to them). No names though. Pat’s I came up with from the time he said “I thought it felt like butterflies caressing my naked body”, but I also wanted to make it as fiery as his hair, so the butterflies could melt anything they land on. There would be a main one, which is the actual stand (and would appear as a different color), but destroying any other ones would result in a grenade-like explosion. For Matt’s, I got inspiration from the Bear Grylls video. It would be a snake-armed alligator that can shoot bees at you. The bees would emit a powerful tranquilizer upon stinging you. Wollies would of course have the ability “Woolie hole”, which would be able to create portals, but he could create an exit portal any amount of time after something enters the entry portal. Liam’s was hard to think of, but I eventually came up with something relatable to how much of an otaku he is (much more than the other three). Its ability would be “notice me senpai”, and it could do anything between making him completely unnoticeable and making him the center of attention.
My stand would be Ninja Sex Party, and its power would be to have a book that it writes two names on each page. The pages alternate between making those two people want to fall in love with each other and wanting to kill each other. After the book runs out of pages, the user dies.
One of my favorite parts about Araki is that he takes the stupidest shit and makes it work. Araki: AND THEN DIO SHOT HIM SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYES!" What?! That's stupid and impossible, even for A vampire! Araki: Well technically- *explains it in long detail* Well nvm I guess, shit that's actually really smart.
ProtagonistJake It's boring because none of them really know the mechanics. HD was only good because they have PLAYED it before. In my opinion they should just do a little warm up of at least 20 minutes to learn these things. It kills me when they just jump into a game and the first 20 minutes of the fisticuffs video is about "WTF do I do" :\
Melvin Viruet Dude they knew nothing about HD either. Ive been playing it for a while and you can tell they were first timers with little knowledge at best. The difference being that game is, ya know, fast and fun. ASB is a slog of a game that moves like a turd. Pulling off anything doesnt feel satisfying because of that. Its not worth learning that game.
I came back to rewatch this video after watching the first and second season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (currently waiting for the 15th ep. of Stardust Crusaders to come out), and WOW I understand so much now.
They could not have timed this more perfectly. I only recently finished watching all of the current 2012 Jojo episodes so now I can FINALLY pick up on their references.
Like that one wrestling game they played, half this roster is dead
savage as fuck holy shit
dyldragon1 That's fucking brutal dude. True but brutal.
oh jesus ikr
dyldragon1 Half? only gappy is alive lol.
joan sebastian gaitan nieto If they didn't die, they aren't dead.
Liam: "Can you play as Speedwagon?"
You can't.
"Why not?"
My thoughts exactly.
speedwagon op
Because then you have people arguing over who gets to be Speedwagon. Sure you could have both characters be Speedwagon, but then you have the winner of one of the matches saying stupid stuff like “I won because Speedwagon loves me more” and that’s legit IRL fighting words.
Friendships would end and Capcom knew it had to be removed
Because Eyes of Heaven didn't happen yet.
Because it’s a part 3 game.
@@chertikinamoto explain young Joseph then lol
"Wall Eyes is from Steel Ball Run."
It JUST said Jojolion, Woolie. GET UR CANON RITE SCRUB
Well, he is Woolie the Liar.
I love how when Anubis ends up in the Nile River, it's panicking and freaking out because it's going to rust in 2 or 3 days at most, so it starts asking for help to the fish and crabs over there. It's so stupid, and i love it.
"Hey, crab, take me to the surface will you? i'll find some food for you! Wait! Come back! I'm talking to you!"
And then, Anubis just stopped thinking...
Wait babe, wait! C'mon babe. Babe? BAAAAABE! Babe! Babe!
Anubis was probably one of my favorite Stands because it was just a sword that could cut through anything and looked sick as fuck. Also it had an asshole personality and shit. RIP Anubis (;_;)7
Imaging if the crab actually grabbed Anubis, then Anubis would be an evil version of that crab with a knife meme.
So eventually, Anubis found something that could resist it’s enticing blade. I guess in the end, he *did* lose no matter what he tried.
At 47:22 whoever is playing Jolyne does the fucking HYPEST thing, hitting Joseph with a super and sending him into the chariot right out of it, and nobody acknowledged it!
>Wall Eyes
>"It's from Steel Ball Run."
CHRIST
My same reaction.
+Juri Han "Christ"....... thats funny in a way
I thought so!!! I never read part 8 so I just took their word for it & thought that it was "Suger Mountain" but renamed
I feel like killing myself just because of that.
+Juri Han well.....hes not wrong technically, but then again that would be like saying morioh is from stardust crusaders
Did none of them notice how at 47:24 that super combo-ed him into the stage hazard?
Damn! Didn't notice that.
Aaaand it was the coolest thing ever.
Playing eyes of heaven "is speedwayon playable in this game?"
YES YES HE IS
+GiacomoGaming Even Speedwagon is playable!
+GiacomoGaming YES YES YES YES YES!
+Jamo They Gotta do it! Hopefully they won't have to issue an apology after it's said and done though....
Pat's idea for his stand "Crazy Talk" was actually already pretty much done as a Stand in part 5. It had that effect, and it was called Talking Head.
"To take effect, Talking Head must first latch onto the victim's tongue. While Talking Head is attached, the victim is rendered incapable of telling the truth, whether speaking, writing, or gesticulating."
It makes the victim speak the opposite of what they're trying to say/gesture.
Also, it's basically the plot of Persona 4 Arena.
I didn't even know that and as soon as Pat mentioned what his stand would be, i immediately thought "why not call it Talking Heads?"
talking head forces the victim to lie, pats was more like labrys's ability were it manipulates what people hear
Crazy Talk is a bit more than that. Actually pretty cool Stand idea.
Nah, Crazy Talk randomly makes something Pat says into a lie, even if it was the truth. It alters reality.
They dumped Dio into the ocean and look how that turned out
Well that's the norm when you are dumping trash
Since burning it ain't working that great
The invincible trash
+Solqueen86 Great idea,lets dump you in the ocean
Everything happened
Dio
Oh like how you did your convicts in Australia?
So I wasn't sure if anyone noticed this, but take another look at petshop
Petshop is, iirc, a falcon- which is widely known as a bird of prey that's on the small end of the size scale
and Petshop's stand name is "Horus"
So wouldn't that make him a "Little Petshop of Horus"?
6 years too late, but damn you, you magnificent bastard.
Joe's cannoli Between this and Vanilla Ice’s stand being Cream, making it Vanilla Ice Cream (WHICH IS IRONIC CONSIDERING PETSHOP’S POWER), you would think Araki did this on purpose...
guess what?
You can be Speedwagon in Eyes of Heaven.
yeah, but Eyes of Heaven sucks ass. It's like V Stars vs...but even suckier. The only good thing about it was including most of the requested characters people wanted in ASB (and having cutscenes, even if they were pretty simple) (and a few they didn't) but made the game play like ass.
It also didn't look as good (the animations are substantially more janky) and they dumbed every character down to handful of moves in order to fit more characters in.
And despite optimizing the game for 2 v 2 battles, didn't bother to include a local-coop option. And even worse net-code then ASB had.
ZanathKariashi I fucking love eyes of heaven
@ZanathKariashi And no local multiplayer.
Thank you Kars
just realized jesus was actually a hamon user.
Is Judas Jesus' DIO?
No, that's Lucifer.
He had a Stand too
Jesus's Bizarre Adventure
Oh, you mean Part 7
This is where you find out that Liam is the Zaibatsu Crusaders personal Speedwagon, both are moe enough to be in the team and doesn't have a Stand so they can barely fight.
"Even Liam is afraid" should be a thing.
Liam withdraws coolly...
@@TheNecrotimer Prophetic.
They're just gonna be start playing eyes of heaven when it comes out and Liam'll just say "can you play as speedwagon in this one?" And they'll just be like "YES YOU CAN STFU LIAM"
Richard Condit We can even use Glorious Stroheim.
There's a stand named Gold Fortune who is just a fortune cookie. If you open it up and look at it, it tells you a message so personal and frightening that you just become totally comatose.
So they beat Gold Fortune by sending out Avdal to break him open, but because Avdal doesn't understand English he was able to defeat Gold Fortune.
thats the best, i havent watched jojo yet, but this is the kind of hilarity thatd make me.
MrTheDecoy In like the fourth episode of the Jojo anime they fight a monkey who's stand is an entire boat.
You can make up BS and it'll turn out to be totally true in Jojo.
I can't wait to see it animated if it does
Which part is Gold Fortune in?
crazyinsane500 I'm only gonna get hype once they fight a hallucinating zombie man with a priest for a brother whose stand is an entire apartment.
Stand Name: Feel Good Inc
Type: Close Range
Stats: Power: C Speed:A Range:A Staying: B
Ability: Releases a substance on an object that messes with the pleasure centers of the brain, making the victim lose control and run towards the object with the substance. It can also store it in its fist, making the enemy Stand drop its defense as it confuses pain with pleasure.
That's basically Manic depression
I am going into tf2 and I am going to find a strange holiday punch, and a name tag for this reason
***** Naw, the King of Fists dont need no punch ghost.
Mine would be called The Big Money. It can morph it's limbs into any handheld ballistic weapon, with it's limits being weapons that use explosives.
Ryuu, Son of Raoh feel good inc is already a stand...
43:23
Just wanna say, I love that Guido's grading spells out abs, at the very same moment he's lifting his shirt to show off his abs.
UA-cam is NOT the same without you guys. I really do miss yall. Damn...
17:20
Alessy isn't a pedophile, he's just a coward who likes to pick on people who are weaker than him. In the manga he asked a child who bumped him quite nicely what his name was, and if his parents were around. As soon as he said "No" Alessy got creepy and said, that he can beat him up, if no adults are around.
It was never shown, that he is a pedophile, he's just a very sick individual.
The Drunken Coward Ah, so he isn’t a pedophile, just a child murderer.
That’s...better?
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick i suppose it's better because atleast the child won't have to live with the trauma but it's still almost equally as horrid
He doesn’t do anything pedophilish at all so it’s strange where Woolie got such an idea
@@GrayD_Fox I guess just cuz he’s creepy with children
@@GrayD_Fox probably because polnaref is naked for way too much of that episode. I can see how Woolie got those vibes
As an episodic opponent in Stardust Crusaders, my Stand would be Can't Break Thru (for lack of any remaining tarot cards). The stand would be stuck to my body, just above my skin, and hardly visible. Its power would protect me from the attack of any stand, and the main characters would spend half an episode throwing their stands at me to no effect. Eventually, Jotaro realises that, even though I am totally protected from Stands, a human cannot attack a stand, and therefore it offers no protection against non-stand attacks. So Jotaro challenges me to a regular-ass fist fight and beats me.
SupermewX300 stands can attack people tho so technically it could defend against it
Sarcastic Sailaway Even if that's the case, I wouldn't have very much control of it, and my stand would instinctively let human attacks pass through. Anyway, its power only protects against stands. Even if it could by hut by a human, it wouldn't be long before it started taking damage, and by extension so would I.
so i guess it can sense stands and only defends against them?
+SupermewX300 That's like combining that electric tower with that one that's attached to your back.
...Fuckin part 4 is the best.
My stand is called "Chop suey!" and it's a extremely precise sniper rifle with the power to zoom in through anything including walls and ground.
I would probably put up a bit of trouble until they find a way to distract me and sneak up behind me (probably kakyoin or jotaro)
This is an old video, but if we doing stands...
Stand Name: ｢Misery Business｣
Destructive Power: C
Speed: C
Range: D
Durability: C
Precision: A
Development Potential: D
Misery Business can, upon touch, change the speed/velocity that an object is moving at. It can bring any moving object to a complete halt, or make a non-moving object shoot off in the desired direction. (the speed of this varies with weight: it can bring very small objects to the velocity of a bullet, but cannot increase a persons speed enough to cause any major injuries) This ability is unable to affect other stands, but can affect users.
This power can be used in a number of interesting ways. Random objects can be used as projectiles, the user can be sped up to quickly move a long distance, bullets fall harmlessly to the ground as soon as they touch Misery Business, punches appear to do nothing because the force behind them stops upon contact, enemies can be launched away, and as long as contact is maintained enemies can be completely frozen.
Spooksy Stand Name: *Fragile* Power: E Speed: C Range: B Durability: C Precision: A
Fragile takes the form of three oval mirrors. The mirrors are indestructible, and can float freely in the air. Any attack on Fragile's reflection will reflect the force. At any point, the mirrors can change the reflection to that of a different mirror, creating a portal between them. The reflection cannot change if there is a solid object touching or passing through Fragile.
Fragile makes for a near perfect defense, and a mirror can swoop by while the user sticks a melee weapon through. It does have a similar weakness to cream, needing to leave itself open periodically for surveying to make sure the enemy is dead.
ThunderVolt Jack Darn it UA-cam, why won't you *enter* properly!
Spooksy Stand Name: Blur
Destructive Power: B
Speed: A
Range: C
Durability: C
Precision: B
Development Potential: D
Blur can choose an opponent at the will of the user to use it's power on. Blur decelerates the opponent's vision to see exactly 3 seconds behind what happens in real life.
The 3 seconds gives a lot of power to the user to play with their opponent and confuse them in battle. An example would be when they look at the user in their delayed vision, the user could talk at different place around the opponent.
A downside to this stand is that if the opponent knows where the stand or user is, they can easily bring them down. Particularly the stand, because it's very weak.
Spooksy This is basically Kraft Work
Spooksy
Stand Name: Master of Puppets
Destructive Power - C
Speed - B
Range - D
Durability - C
Precision - B
Development Potential - A
Puppet Master: Has the ability to replace someones shadow and gives me full control of their movements, actions, and speech. (Speech can be used by just forming words with the lips, like if I intend to say something all I have to do is think of what I want them to say and mouth those words. They also cannot speak freely unless I lose control of the head. As for movement I just use Master of Puppets so I myself would not have to move.)
I can use this power to make an escape as to freeze them in place until I have left the effective range or recall the stand.
Cloak: Has the ability to cover me in itself making me appear as solid darkness and can allow me to stalk targets at night.
Unless in use as my cloak Master of Puppets has the appearance of a human shadow.
Can travel from one shadow of a target to another as long as the shadows connect at some point.
Cannot be harmed unless it is the user being harmed.
Downside would be that what ever part of Master of Puppets touches another shadow would lose control of that limb of the person currently controlled. (Example: Can't control someone at night unless light is near by or the same if in a dark room. But is perfect for secondary ability)
Also, as to controlling speech I would need to have my mouth hidden as to not be seen by someone who would be searching for me.
An easy give away is that I will lose my shadow and therefore not cast one.(If they realized this they just need to look for someone without their shadow)
Another downside would be of how to control them which is I have to overlap Master of Puppets with their shadow and have to say within a close perimeter of the target. (10 meters)
Final downside: Can only control one target at a time.
To anyone who hasn't watched Jojo yet - STOP WATCHING THIS AND GO FUCKING WATCH JOJO. It is literally the hypest shit. They fight vampires, a god, the sun, an orangutan, an evil baby, a car, and more dumb bullshit that gets better as time goes on.
That is all.
Or......read the manga
Dont forget where the fuck is mickey mouse
AFlyingTaco1 >go watch jojo
why would you do this instead of telling them to go read it
Hey polnareff remember the time I fought a boat
The KKM Because the manga doesn't have music.
if you think about, a battle between two stand users through the eyes of a non stand users would just be two big guys dancing around and HOLY SHIT DID THAT GUY'S BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE
Speed Wagon is totally a playable character in Jojo's Eyes of Heaven which is coming to the West this summer. *poses*
hehe i already have it. but it took me half an hour to understand what was going on
JOJO! I'm so glad I got into it, thank you SBF for introducing me to such a great series!
Snivy036 Hell yeah. Haven't completely caught up, just started part 7(?). The one with the race across America.
I second this! I checked it out on their gushing love and now I'm fabulous and manly.
That makes two of us :)
Been on a Huge JOJO kick in part thanks to these guys
they got me on to JOJO as well and I love it
It makes me angry/sad, that they never used/landed an GHA/ultimate super. The game is only half as good without using the GHA. Those are fucking SICK.
Especially Josuke 4's his GHA is HYPE.
A-and when they do Okuyasu's GHA which is absolutely hilarious at the end they kick the PS3 and restart it. WHAT IS EVEN?
God. I still loved it. But you should replay this, when you know a little more about the movesets. That would be awesome. Do it for the JoJo.
they are noobs, can't you see it?
kuroi_aima They played the japanese version and landed some GHAs.....
but that's not their main issue with ASB, it's the frame rate.
Even if they do the GHA, without a decent system and running at a decent frame rate, I'd still compare it more closely to sometime like Evil Zone than a fighting game.
Scott Huang The GHA's are hype though. And that's what I meant. Especially Woolie would love them, since he knows stuff about the series.
It's not about how the game runs. Even if the game were to run perfectly, the GHA's are THE main attraction of the game.
I'm glad Matt eventually got to love the Jojo's.
Liam: I hope they re-release this on PS4…
Pat: THAT’LL NEVER HAPPEN.
Are you sure about that lol
Another example of Crazy Talk's far-reaching power
"So look what happens-"
*Game shuts off*
Exactly Okuyasu erased the match!
Woolies stand: No Pies For You. It steals pies, and resembles blanka
And kills that one guy.
Better, it creates pies with any flavor, *ANY.* *FLAVOR.*
In that it can make pies with living black widows in it and pies that is mercury-filled.
Good thing pat came up with a stand that already exist in part 5. Talking heads does the samething. If he read the manga he would know that.
True, but Pat did say that his stand would cause people to fight one another because they couldn't understand each other, so maybe its more of a mix of Talking Heads (part 5) and Survivor (part 6).
***** I was thinking Persona 4 Arena storyline
Pat's stand is basically Portuguese, at least in context of the TBFP.
Pat's stand is pretty much not reading the manga.
So when are you guys going to play a game that your good at.
We haven't done that yet, so no point in starting now.
yougetnobread The Zaibatsu good at games? What's next world peace?
+Con Cahill you can go fuck yourself
+Duel Verse wow that was oddly vicious
+Duel Verse SHUT YOU FREKING MOUTH! OK?
My stand would be called A Day to Remember and it would cause people to forget how to fight for a brief period of time.
22:22 I love how [Crazy Talk] is showing itself as Pat fails to accurately describe what it does here.
I'm so butthurt HD isn't on PSN anymore,
Same :(
It's the fuckin worst since now I have to resort to MUGEN to recreate it
I found the physical game but damn its so expensive
Kaz Kobb Yeah, I was going to get the Dreamcast or PS1 version and they tripled in price since the last time I checked. And they were already expensive.
***** That's true.
I just want to say thanks zaibatsu for getting me into the JOJO series. I known about it but never got to watch it till you guys always hyped it up in your podcasts for a few weeks so i marathoned the whole series and now up to date on stardust .THANK YOU VERY MUCH !
Aww should've let Matt used Funny Valentine, I feel like he's more American than Johnny.
Oh my Pillar Men... I was super hoping you'd comment here! What are your feelings on their hype-ass gameplay of the HYPEST games on the face of the planet?!
Yeah, I realized that immediately after telling him to pick Johnny.
tubbymanification
Of course I'd be here! I was waiting for them to play these two games ever since Fisticuff started! The Capcom game was fun but as Woolie would know the ASB one is more enjoyable if you knew who the fighters were and what their gigs are.
Woolie M Well yeah you fucked up, and never use Diavolo or Davie Bowie
anyways hoping for some thoughts and progess reading the manga in the podcast
He's more american than america to the point that the country is no longer named america, but named the United States of Valentine. He has a scar on his back in the shape of stars and stripes. He uses an american flag to teleport into other dimensions in order to bring out an army of himself. He out crazies Nicholas Cage! He may not have stolen the declaration of independence, but he almost had sex with a 14 year old girl on the table the declaration of independence was written on!
Man, the game isn't cursed. That's just Nijimura's attack. He deleted the game's memory of where it was and the game reset.
but why the fuck didnt anyone pick Whammu tho!?!?
Cus he's just like Q from Street Fighter
Cheap
+Solqueen86 How is Q cheap?
Vergil is OP
Exploding crotch combos for days
I was expecting a regular Friday Night Fisticuffs, but it was HIM! DIO!
I cant wait for someone to start drawing you guys with your stands or a animated thing of you guys with them.
"pulsating red sexual energy"
How do you work?!
Arthur Bradshaw pulsating red sexual energy.
+King Crimson and why do you always looked so pissed all the time
+Arthur Bradshaw lack of sexual energy
+King Crimson seems legit.
Sweet! I watched all of Part 1, 2 and as far as possible in Stardust Crusaders this week just because you guys were so hype about it. I'd actually consider myself a Jojo fan now :] Great timing for this video!
I wish this was on steam
+swifttiger You can use Fightcade tho.
+Libe Jenkins An official port would be nice, though.
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS, DIO? BUT NO, IT WAS ME, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!
Thank you Zaibatsu for JoJo I never would have found out how amazing it is if not for you guys!
SONO CHI NO SADAME JJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Matt skirble no its
SO NO CHI NO SADAME
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO
Jojo, jojo.
I like how, even in a game, King Crimson still doesn't really show how it works.
It just does.
My stand would be called ABBA and it would just makes things sparkle.
You got a shirt? Disco fucking fever. You got a car? That shit's going on a red carpet. You wanna go to work? Fuck it, this skyscraper's got bling.
Useless stands are the best stands.
I remember when I first read Stone Ocean, I really liked it, then I saw the ending and got really sad and pissed off and felt like all my time reading the past six parts were a complete waste. Thanks Araki!
I watched some buddies play this many years ago. Iggi vs. Petshop was one of the first matches they did. Things got salty pretty quick.
"You can't juggle a bird! It'd just fly away! This is bullshit!"
Ah yes, Duwang! I got so damned confused when it was Duwang in one chapter, then Morioh in the next. That said, I think it marks the moment when the Bizaare turned into the Bizaarely Dark, what with the Hand Fetish and all that.
ALSO: FABULOUS!!!
ALSO: The eye lasers aren't actually eye lasers but body fluid ejected through the pupils at extremely high speeds. That's how cool Dio is.
Huey Santiago So he's Metal Gear Ray?
BYE BYE JOJO
I know this comment is 2 years old... but it's
GOODBYE JOJO, not BYE BYE JOJO.
Thanks for understanding.
Jojo will never die
@@supersayinggogeta6994 except for Jonathan. And Jotaro. And Joseph.
A Derp ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °) or josuke
BYE BYE BEST FRIENDS
So I'm gonna get ripped apart for this I know but, whats the source material for the first game? an anime? a comic? It seems really fuckin cool and what i picked up of the lore from their commentary im really interested.
These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty They are the exact same series pretty much, and it’s a manga. Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.
I'm super ready for false JoJo information to be talked about.
For the most part, it's fine. No where near the shitstorm from last time.
My biggest gripe now is them not knowing the motions for moves, which is to be expected (they're not pros). PB Dio is a rekka character like Fei Long. Instead you just see Pat get bodied by Brokuyasu.
Liger 00 Jäger
I think the only major goof they had was them calling Hol/Geil better than Hol/Oingo. That, and calling Iggy broken.
Liger 00 Jäger From the number of comments you're dropping, I can see that you're one of the meticulous ones - I appreciate the not going total apeshit over details, nuzlocke style. Sorry for not getting everything perfectly, I'm going on memory. That being said, please don't be that guy.
Woolie M
Woolie, what's your favorite Part 5 Gangstar?
I gotta know.
RobertoftheNerds If you pay attention to this video, you might find out!
..
Mista.
Of COURSE Woolie would pick Petshop!!
It bothers me in the anime, Kakyoin is able to paint people, specifically Jojo, hurt him by painting it so, and they never bring it up ever again despite it being the COOLEST THING HE CAN DO
A new episode of JoJo: Stardust Crusaders and then this in the same day? Fuckin' hype.
I can't believe they censored Jotaro lighting up a cigarette. I gueeeeess I can understand why they had to change the Captain Tennille imposter's name though.
The censoring is really starting to piss me off. It almost makes not want to watch it and just wait for the uncensored blue ray releases...ALMOST
***** You're not the only one. I'm Jotaro's age (probably a little older than him, actually), and I wish I looked like that.
***** He looked even older in the second OVA...
*****
Because the OVA's are old as hell? Even Dio looked like he was kinda late 30s into 40 in it, lol. And he's permanently at like 24.
Greatest little thing about Johnny is how he gets on his horse, by just using the Spin to backward-somersault up its neck, and at the end it gives him a bro-boostie into the saddle and he's ready to goddamn rock. So fucking cool.
My Stand would be Poison Heart. It'd enable me to enter people's dreams and fuck with their heads, planting hypnotic suggestions, keeping them awake to tire them, or reading their memories and learning their secrets. The only downside is that the Stand is incapable of killing and the affected individual whose dreams I'm entering can eject the Stand if they become aware that they're dreaming.
That sounds sort of like DeathXIII crossed with Heaven's Door.
Yeah. I've been told.
I was reading that and was like "Oh, great no weaknesses, what is this, Dragonball Z", but the downside's are actually pretty good.
Although "keeping them awake to tire them" seems to be a weakness, or rather, not really useful, since that would mean, that the Stand would stop working.
That's... A very good point actually. Can't believe that didn't occur to me.
my stand would be cunt destroyer, it has the power to kill everyone forever when i move my pinky
I was literally just listening to Stand Proud when this popped in my sub box
i never heard of "walk like a egyptian" till stardust crusaders anime. the jojo seris is a great way for people to listen to old good music and of course the Japanese openings are always great. so no chi no sadamai for the win !
I literally downloaded the demo for JJBA ASB like an hour ago, played it, and when I checked my subs, this was here.
NARATO0 So true, you should see the comments for Roundabout, it's almost heart warming to see all the Jojo love.
Why has no one combined Vince McMahon with Dio yet?
"It was me, Austin! It was me, Dio!"
The problem with putting the mask in the ocean is that something non-human might magically get it because the Mask doesn't give a fuck.
A shark that doesn't have to deal with physics and reality would be a bitch.
Copious amounts of Woolie lies in this video.
My Stand would be called Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm just because that song title needs a reference in JoJo.
>not reading based DUWANG
Jesus christ pat, do you even get a feel so complicated?
ABAJ
I feel you!
I feel you deeply!
Your feeling I can feel deeply!
koover steals? No dignity!
Don't mind me, just an esplorer passing by.
This series has the best godamn intro ever it makes me feel so welcome and hype to watch the vid
I think Woolie was under the influence of Pat's stand every time he tried to drop JoJo knowledge.
i think all the videos are work of Pat's stand
Remember that time Cars became a God and had to be punched into space to be stopped?
Remember that time Cars became a good guy, returned to earth, convinced Killer Queen to abandon Kira, and consecutively used Bites the Dust to return to the original universe?
Mr. Soulife Jorge Joestar is not canon.
Malcom Alexander I know but it's so insane, or you could say, bizarre, that I love it.
By a seventeen years old british man? Yeah good times
Did they not realize that for the HD port, you can uncensor (not the names, sadly) the game and turn the blood effects on in the option menu?
God I'd love them to do a video on the Berserk games, like going through all of them in one video *like to promote hype content*
"Walleyes is from Steel ball Run" Woolie is compulsively uninformed.
It's his stand ability.
same universe....and probably Jonathan's fault somehow, but not from Part 7 itself.
Woolie is a liar like Giorno
It's such a fucking sin that Stroheim isn't in this game. I bet they got scared that some moral guardian was gonna have a hissy bitch fit about a nazi not depicted in a exclusively negative light.
"German fighting game characters are the best in the world!"
Seriously though, I understand it's focused more toward the 1980's characters, but FUCKING VON STROHEIM!
Probably the same kinds of people who are against the John Steinbeck book The Moon Is Down for the same reason.
it's because he wasn't that big a character and had few panels with him doing anything. there's a video showing where all of diavlos moves and lines come from and they are literally all from the panels in the manga
Stoheim's in the game, he helps you in random events during campaign mode. While searching for a boss you might get the phrase "German science is the best!", in which case Stroheim appears to do 30% of the boss/avatar's health bar before you start the fight.
He even gets voice lines as well.
jaffrosheep
Not much worse than Lisa Lisa in that aspect, and yet there she is.
8 years later, JoJo All Star Battle R is coming out in a month.
How is there not a speedwagon narrating everything going on as it happens while balling his eyes out?
Fun Fact: The Vanilla Ice voice actor in heritage for the future arcade game came back to voice him in the anime.
At the end when they said "Now look what happens", I thought the character erased the game.
Yep that's what I was thinking too.
Pat: Talk Talk
Matt: Dropkick Murphy
Fixed.
That stand that causes contradictions actually exists in Part 5. You just haven't got around to it. It's hilarious. Poor Narancia.
The RPG Square - T A L U K I N G H E A D Z U
Matt: “We’re coming back to what destroyed the channel”.
David Cage: “Oh you Sweet Summer Child”.
The more I hear you guys talk about JoJo, the more interested I am. I'm watching the ongoing anime, but I want MORE.
Just read the manga, read it from part 1 so you can experience the evolution of araki's drawing style
I always hear them mention Max. Who is Max?
Maximilian Dood I think.
Maximillion Dood. He has a channel where he plays fighting games.
samuraiwolf22 Ok. That's what I was wondering. I love Max!
***** Wow, that's a lot of talk from a guy on the internet.
I thought Max was his cat. :|
I fucking LOVE that the Rerorerorero panel is on the fucking start screen XD
I watched one of your vids once and now you kept showing up on the comments all these videos I watching, so I was like "fuck it" and subscribed. It's destiny.
Crazy Talk actually makes what Pat is saying absolutely incorrect and him saying what Crazy Talk does is an example of it
Prove Joseph isn't the best JoJo.
Protip: You can't.
"RUUUN SMOKEEEH"
+Rin in a bin Josuke exists
+jv9ufxcy Which one?
+Rin in a bin Both :^)
He cheated on his wife. I think Jolyne is better.
I came up with stands for these guys once (all based on references to them). No names though.
Pat’s I came up with from the time he said “I thought it felt like butterflies caressing my naked body”, but I also wanted to make it as fiery as his hair, so the butterflies could melt anything they land on. There would be a main one, which is the actual stand (and would appear as a different color), but destroying any other ones would result in a grenade-like explosion.
For Matt’s, I got inspiration from the Bear Grylls video. It would be a snake-armed alligator that can shoot bees at you. The bees would emit a powerful tranquilizer upon stinging you.
Wollies would of course have the ability “Woolie hole”, which would be able to create portals, but he could create an exit portal any amount of time after something enters the entry portal.
Liam’s was hard to think of, but I eventually came up with something relatable to how much of an otaku he is (much more than the other three). Its ability would be “notice me senpai”, and it could do anything between making him completely unnoticeable and making him the center of attention.
Woolie's hole is just Vanilla Ice's stand :P
Mrgoodwil I haven't read that much of the manga, so I don't really know.
@@matilyn_rf more like Sticky Fingers tbh
@@rainingcomplete3018 holy shit that was such an old comment, lmao
@@matilyn_rf Aha! You have fallen victim to my Stand, 「Player」!
My stand would be Ninja Sex Party, and its power would be to have a book that it writes two names on each page. The pages alternate between making those two people want to fall in love with each other and wanting to kill each other. After the book runs out of pages, the user dies.
Why do I think it's like the Heaven's Door stand?
+Jack “The Ripper” Sanchez more like a weird death note
+stitches1110 one that involves romance
Listening to Woolie try to rub it in that he knows more than Pat, only to get everything wrong as usual, is hilarious.
One of my favorite parts about Araki is that he takes the stupidest shit and makes it work.
Araki: AND THEN DIO SHOT HIM SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYES!"
What?! That's stupid and impossible, even for A vampire!
Araki: Well technically- *explains it in long detail*
Well nvm I guess, shit that's actually really smart.
This is EXACTLY what I asked for. I love guys. In the most homoerotic way.
You're not alone! XD
The Hand erased the game. Fear The Hand.
Please have a part 2 at some point. Or just talk about JoJo more.
If they do a Part 2, they should only do HD. ASB is OBNOXIOUSLY boring to even watch, let alone play.
ProtagonistJake
It's boring because none of them really know the mechanics. HD was only good because they have PLAYED it before.
In my opinion they should just do a little warm up of at least 20 minutes to learn these things.
It kills me when they just jump into a game and the first 20 minutes of the fisticuffs video is about "WTF do I do" :\
Melvin Viruet Dude they knew nothing about HD either. Ive been playing it for a while and you can tell they were first timers with little knowledge at best. The difference being that game is, ya know, fast and fun.
ASB is a slog of a game that moves like a turd. Pulling off anything doesnt feel satisfying because of that. Its not worth learning that game.
ProtagonistJake
Like I said man. They "played: it before. I didn't say they knew it.
But yeah, that's basically the gist of it.
17 ads?! NANIIII???!!
BAKANA!
BAKANA!
Oooohhh myyy gggooddd!!!!
SAAAAAAAAAAN AFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAAAAA BEEEEEEAAAAACCCHHHH
HOLY SHIIIT!!!
I came back to rewatch this video after watching the first and second season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (currently waiting for the 15th ep. of Stardust Crusaders to come out), and WOW I understand so much now.
Crazy Talk: Origins
Note that Pat was certain of Crazy Talk's power, but was wrong.
IM BACK AFTER 3 YEAR AND NOW I KNOW WHAT JOJO IS
"This is where you fall down"
AND BLEED TO DEATH
YOU MOVE LIKE A PREGNANT COW
I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU
I had a lot of fun watching you guys play this!
I wanna sit around on the couch and nerd out whilst playing ASB ;__;
They could not have timed this more perfectly. I only recently finished watching all of the current 2012 Jojo episodes so now I can FINALLY pick up on their references.
I'd name my stand after the Nekrogoblikon song, Bears. The effect is bears. Become a bear, hide as teddybear. Confusion and panic. And bears.