A whole year has gone by, and this channel is now 1 year old! So many great things have happened, and the best part is I was able to meet all of you!! ❤️ Thank you for being here with me!
with all due respect, me and my party are playing the saltmarsh campaign, and one of the characters is a ranger, and he is essentially blind. He always rolls low on perception and investigation, yet he rolls the most consistant high rolls in the campaign. We have all agreed (including the DM), that he has the fortune of the dice gods. (P.s he is aslo a beastmaster and has a beast friend, a vulture that we found on the 10nth session. IT IS NOW SESSION 33 AND OUR ARTIFICER HAS PLANS TO TURN THE BIRD INTO AN AIR-TO-GROUND BOMB DELIVERY SYSTEM. THE BIRD IS DIRECTED BY A BLIND MAN. i expect a lot of friendly fire
22:20 here's a story, in my dnd group of 7 people, we were presented with a room full of arcane marked pressure plates that, they had numbers on them that were revealed when stepped on *it was minesweeper* when we entered the room a spell was visible on the door behind us and there was a door at the other side. We spent roughly an hour or two solving the puzzle until we eventually said "wait, did anyone actually TRY opening the door??" and lo and behold it wasn't locked, we just had to fucking open it
Continuing with the "let's go party" part: Ranger wants to join the party Paladin: NO GOD PLEASE NO Wizard wants to go ahead in a dungeon, he'll be fine he says Paladin: NO, NO
5:51 - Fun fact, my first Warlock was a Fallen Aasimar who used to be a Paladin and has a fiend patron while still worshipping Pelor. I'm already four parallel universes ahead of you!
Can you just imagine someone seeing these tiktoks, recognizing you in public, and going, "You're the guy who f*cked Cthulu!" Edit: Nevermind... Someone did.
I rolled a Nat1 apparently when sipping my tea and watching the dollar store Cthulhu story. Tea absolutely everywhere on my desk and computer. Thank you for the story! 😂 🫖
This has happened in real life (except for the backflip thing) with some SCA (medieval society) buddies of mine, it was at a Denny's, the car they were traveling in had busted locks so they couldn't secure their weapons in the vehicle, and a couple of cops came in, eyeballed them with their medieval clothes and sheathed (visible) swords & daggers...and asked them what they thought they were doing. They explained they were part of the Society for Creative Anachronism, were coming home from an event where they had served as bodyguards to the local kingdom's royalty, and that they just wanted a meal since they were halfway through a 5 hour drive home, and couldn't put the weapons in the car because its locks were broken. The cops (sheriff deputies) then told them to put all their weapons on the table. Thankfully, nobody had ordered food yet. Honorable Lady Elizabeth (my dear friend) had to explain to the 2 cops that she couldn't put ALL of her weapons on the table without undressing, since she was in early Elizabethan and her corset had 8 slender throwing knives forming part of the boning/structural support of her undergarment beneath her bodice. This was stated with a completely straight face after having pulled a shortsword from a spine sheath on top of nearly 20 other weapons from about her demurely dressed person, along with the weapons of the gents she was with. The cops asked (again) why they didn't leave them in the car. So they verrrry patiently repeated their explanations about the busted car locks, and how it would be far more irresponsible to leave them in the car...and milady added she was an EMT, her husband was a chef, and their friend was a blacksmith who had made some of those weapons, so they all knew exactly what kind of damage those weapons could do in the hands of any idiots who broke into said car. The cops said please put your weapons away, do not use them, and have a good night. Which they did. (As she put it, "We even got a pretty good lemon meringue pie for dessert, a slice each sent to us, compliments of the deputies!")
@@ladyofthemasque this is totally in the realm of a real SCA story lol. My well dressed early/mid celt (depending on the season) lady carries a not a few weapons upon her person as well
My DnD group decided we're going to run a one-shot with all Oath of Throwing it Back paladins. Didn't realize there's another paladin oath. Might try using that too. Thank you for your content. This is gonna be fun
my favorite moments were Paladin : oath of throwing it back (my new favorite oath haha) Bard : Seducing literally everything Wizard : Dying for absolute no reason hahahaha
The Paladin with the oath of throwing it back remains one of favorite thing I didn't know I needed. Thanks for providing me with a smile every so often :) .
I just had one of the worst days of my life, and I’m glad this was here. I’m still feeling pretty horrible, but these D&D Tik Toks always make me smile. Thank you for being there when I needed them. ❤️ Sorry if I worded that wrong. I have a massive headache. 😅
I put this on to keep my baby entertained and she is literally gigging at your skits, she's only almost three months old. Thank you for creating something people young and old can enjoy
16:04 this sounds like the sound effect used in RPM (Radical. Psycho. Machines.) Racing when you'd drift around turns. I haven't heard that in forever.
Bad traits to give to your DnD characters: A bard with stage fright A fighter who’s a quadriplegic A warforged who rusts when coming into contact with water A wizard who’s blind
Sir, I don't think you will ever understand my desire- nay, my NEED for a dance battle between Paladin with the Oath of Throwing it Back and Paladin with the Oath of Dropping it Low.
2:54 ah yes one of the dangers of letting a bard seduce dragons, an increase in the half dragon population. And many if not every dragoness can have multiple each clutch/pregnancy.
8:03 During a battle in an auditorium sort of thing, the piano on stage exploded revealing a ton of light and the floor and/or ceiling lit up as well, and because our ranger was on the piano and critically failed their constitution saving throw they are now blind, but fortunately they’re a Tabaxi so they use hearing and smell a lot as well. One time the ranger seemed oblivious to something and someone unironically yelled “ARE YOU BLIND?!” It was hilarious. Another time we were in some sort of chamber and the ranger rolled for perception with disadvantage, rolled 2 nat 20’s and learned the ENTIRE layout of the area by yelling “CAW CAW!”
My Paladin's oath: the oath of cleanliness. She tries to convert people to quit throwing their waste into the rivers, and to instead, bury their poop outside town, because it smells bad, and is bad for the laundry. Oh, and also she washes everything around herself, and tconstantly tries to drag the Barbarian into the bathtub.
The Nat 1 for Baking is even funnier since I'd watched Duke fail multiple times making dough-based items from both the Critical Role and D&D cookbooks.
I dunno if this is just a glitch with my phone or the video itself, but- To hear just the music from the tiktok before with the cradle, building up as Barbarian and Cleric talk, only to abruptly cut off PERFECTLY at the "fwap!" of the bread hitting the wall and Barbarian shouting "WHY IS IT BREAD?!" was the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long time
A whole year has gone by, and this channel is now 1 year old! So many great things have happened, and the best part is I was able to meet all of you!! ❤️ Thank you for being here with me!
Wow
Wait, if your doing this full time how do you get money? UA-cam is way to stingy
18:20 what song is that?
I wish i could move half as well as you. Dex was my dump stat. 😅
with all due respect, me and my party are playing the saltmarsh campaign, and one of the characters is a ranger, and he is essentially blind. He always rolls low on perception and investigation, yet he rolls the most consistant high rolls in the campaign. We have all agreed (including the DM), that he has the fortune of the dice gods. (P.s he is aslo a beastmaster and has a beast friend, a vulture that we found on the 10nth session. IT IS NOW SESSION 33 AND OUR ARTIFICER HAS PLANS TO TURN THE BIRD INTO AN AIR-TO-GROUND BOMB DELIVERY SYSTEM. THE BIRD IS DIRECTED BY A BLIND MAN. i expect a lot of friendly fire
So a) he is *INCREDIBLE* at ragdolling, b) is one of the few genuinely hilarious people on TikTok, c) is very good at throwing it back
For real. I lost it every time he wizard flopped.
Absolutely agree
Yes
One of the few I laugh my ass off to on tik tok
Donkey from shreck is just a bard. He makes jokes the entire adventure. He can sing. And he made love with the dragon. PROVE ME WRONG
🤯
Shriek is a barbarian donkey is a bard, puss is a swashbuckler, fiona is a monk.
@@nicolasachille4371 YESSSS
There is no proving you wrong you are completely right
... I got nothing.
22:20 here's a story, in my dnd group of 7 people, we were presented with a room full of arcane marked pressure plates that, they had numbers on them that were revealed when stepped on *it was minesweeper* when we entered the room a spell was visible on the door behind us and there was a door at the other side. We spent roughly an hour or two solving the puzzle until we eventually said "wait, did anyone actually TRY opening the door??" and lo and behold it wasn't locked, we just had to fucking open it
Thank you for the idea
That is amazing. 😂
Not gonna lie, a necromancer who infuses corpses with the souls of his exes sounds fuckin hilarious.
I know right!!? Untapped story-gold potential right here!
“Untapped” you funny bastard
Dies of 1d4 social anxiety damage is unfortunately relatable
Very
dont forget that 1d4 sneeze..
You've died of 1d4 relatability damage!
@@coltonmartin2690 I keep doing that
@@threeleggedcat I have too
Okay but the Karen barbarian is perfect- “I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE!!” *pulls our phone to record* “FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MANAGERRR”
Path of the middle aged self entitled mom.
bad D&D trait to give to your characters, a bard who has an extreme case of social anxiety
A bard who is tone deaf
@@crodthesorrysap4165 pfft... Tone-deaf bard..."ehe"
@@kofimoon-vv-8279 I got the reference
A bard with social anxiety is just me using a drum kit.
why not loss of breath? or stage fright? i know not as bad either of them but still
Just wanted to say, the Paladin's Dance with the Tavern Maiden to Bardcore "Hips don't lie" was EXTREMELY graceful!
THANK YOU! I had no idea what that song was!
“A bard who uses his charisma to do Tik Tok dances!” Literally this guy
True
The sir prise joke took me a second, I sat for a second in confusion then hit my head on my wall from laughter. Good job
The minion making the death potion got me
ya think? I think i had a heart attack!
I feel like the Barbarians reaction to walking in on someone changing is because he's walked in on the bard too many times.
Seems legit
Warlock can't be a Christian.
The Celestial: Am I a joke to you?
apparently So
*When the devil comes to collect on the warlock*
The Celestial: Laugh now, son. Laugh now.
Christian Warlock is just a pastor.
8:39 i love how the paladin comes right after the bard because its like the paladin is cleansing the sins the bard commited on that chair
*I took the oath of throwing it back*
Being in a wheelchair now isn't so bad I guess...
thankfully there's the combat wheelchair now
@@WardNightstone I know what I'm doing next...even though I'm not disabled
*Target Identified*
*Stairs*
There is a weapon in the game Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell, called the Armchairageddon. Look it up
@@azathothbaudelaire1642 you blessing
you sure it wasnt the oath of throwing out back?
6:30 this is my favorite thing ever. The swing hurlurhhlr drop was executed flawlessly
18:31 - OMG. I'm dead. This is great. "I'M THE WEIRD ONE AT THE DOLLAR STORE!"
whats the title of the one before by any chance
:D
@@Cpt.Str4ng3 well the song in that one is called Rockefeller street Nightcore version
14:57 is by far my fav clip, the paladin is literally just the over protective dad
*The King* : I told you to slay the dragons not lay them!
*The Bard* : ...uhhhhhh.
*Dragon girl* : Daddy!!!
*The Bard* : Ahhhhhh!!!
How did the bard lay an egg?
MAGIC
That first one will always be in my top 3. It's never gonna leave even if 5 videos take its place. The joke is so simple and funny it's golden.
SAME!
wizard dying of "1d4 Hurt Feelings" feels like he's just playing along, and doesn't want to pass on "the love" XD!
YES! If the cthulu-part wasn't the best, I don't know what was😂
His best video imo
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO F×%$^ CTHULU!"
Lamo that clip is on a whole other lvl from everything else. So good
And that bard leaving the evil king on read had me dying XD
I don’t know the evil king Grinch was pretty great
Continuing with the "let's go party" part:
Ranger wants to join the party
Paladin: NO GOD PLEASE NO
Wizard wants to go ahead in a dungeon, he'll be fine he says
Paladin: NO, NO
The barbarians lipstick-bird keeps being one of my favourite jokes ever on this channel.
5:51 - Fun fact, my first Warlock was a Fallen Aasimar who used to be a Paladin and has a fiend patron while still worshipping Pelor. I'm already four parallel universes ahead of you!
Can you just imagine someone seeing these tiktoks, recognizing you in public, and going, "You're the guy who f*cked Cthulu!"
Edit: Nevermind... Someone did.
Lel
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL
Bruh
My phone fucking auto-corrected to "bruh"
I rolled a Nat1 apparently when sipping my tea and watching the dollar store Cthulhu story. Tea absolutely everywhere on my desk and computer. Thank you for the story! 😂 🫖
I feel like sometimes some of what he creates as a “skit” happens in some dnd session
This has happened in real life (except for the backflip thing) with some SCA (medieval society) buddies of mine, it was at a Denny's, the car they were traveling in had busted locks so they couldn't secure their weapons in the vehicle, and a couple of cops came in, eyeballed them with their medieval clothes and sheathed (visible) swords & daggers...and asked them what they thought they were doing. They explained they were part of the Society for Creative Anachronism, were coming home from an event where they had served as bodyguards to the local kingdom's royalty, and that they just wanted a meal since they were halfway through a 5 hour drive home, and couldn't put the weapons in the car because its locks were broken.
The cops (sheriff deputies) then told them to put all their weapons on the table. Thankfully, nobody had ordered food yet. Honorable Lady Elizabeth (my dear friend) had to explain to the 2 cops that she couldn't put ALL of her weapons on the table without undressing, since she was in early Elizabethan and her corset had 8 slender throwing knives forming part of the boning/structural support of her undergarment beneath her bodice.
This was stated with a completely straight face after having pulled a shortsword from a spine sheath on top of nearly 20 other weapons from about her demurely dressed person, along with the weapons of the gents she was with. The cops asked (again) why they didn't leave them in the car. So they verrrry patiently repeated their explanations about the busted car locks, and how it would be far more irresponsible to leave them in the car...and milady added she was an EMT, her husband was a chef, and their friend was a blacksmith who had made some of those weapons, so they all knew exactly what kind of damage those weapons could do in the hands of any idiots who broke into said car.
The cops said please put your weapons away, do not use them, and have a good night. Which they did. (As she put it, "We even got a pretty good lemon meringue pie for dessert, a slice each sent to us, compliments of the deputies!")
@@ladyofthemasque this is totally in the realm of a real SCA story lol. My well dressed early/mid celt (depending on the season) lady carries a not a few weapons upon her person as well
What is SCA? That’s a p funny story tho
@@sketchyinfinity6091 The Society of Creative Anachronism, medieval reenactors
@@AngharadMac ah thank you. Time to go web diving cuz I want to know more
Here I was chilling and laughing till I rolled a 1 and fell off my chair when a freaking baseball flew at the screen.
Same tho
"With the arch in our back, we shall Throw it Back!"
And give ourselves back problems.
One Shot Questers: "Bad traits to give your characters: Being a Monk"
Me with 5 Monk characters: "...and I took that personally."
My DnD group decided we're going to run a one-shot with all Oath of Throwing it Back paladins. Didn't realize there's another paladin oath. Might try using that too. Thank you for your content. This is gonna be fun
😂😂😂😂😂😂 The bard with the oath of throwing it back is absolutely the funniest I need to see more of that in my life.I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂
13:20 did anyone else notice on the third swing he hit the door? Ouch lol, hope that wasn't too painful.
Tbh a Karen barbarian actually sounds like it would be hella fun to play 😂
Satanize the house will always be my favorite
my favorite moments were
Paladin : oath of throwing it back (my new favorite oath haha)
Bard : Seducing literally everything
Wizard : Dying for absolute no reason hahahaha
The Bard and Paladin are definitely my favorites of yours in terms of characterization. 🤣
Someone has to be talking about 18:16. That is the best thing I've ever seen! The editing and timing are *chef's kiss*
The Paladin with the oath of throwing it back remains one of favorite thing I didn't know I needed. Thanks for providing me with a smile every so often :) .
2:50 I love how you can hear him laughing as he says his line XD
I just had one of the worst days of my life, and I’m glad this was here. I’m still feeling pretty horrible, but these D&D Tik Toks always make me smile. Thank you for being there when I needed them. ❤️
Sorry if I worded that wrong. I have a massive headache. 😅
I know this was 3 months ago, but, keep your head up, man, support here.
5:02:
Mom: come do your chores
Me: lucky I have the ability to take imagination into my power
Why have I only just found out the paladin has a twin brother with the "dropping it low" oath 😂 classic entertainment
The cuthulu song made me laugh, and I repeated it. Your face during it, was hilarious.
The gnome riding the barbarian into battle and the oath of thowing it back vs oath of dropping it low are my faves
The king being played with the voice style of the Grinch is the best thing I ever seen
My boyfriend who mostly plays wizard got so "offended" it was hilarious xD
I just feel called oug by the wizard constantly dying
Dies from 1d4 joke damage
I put this on to keep my baby entertained and she is literally gigging at your skits, she's only almost three months old. Thank you for creating something people young and old can enjoy
Yo that evil minion death potion one had me dying 😂🤣🤣
Oh, you had some potion too?
Straight pure comedy.
I never knew there was a part two to the cuthulu story.... omg that was amazing
"...And THAT is how the goblin took 6 points of door damage!" Had me fuckin screaming 😂
Okay, but, a Karen Barbarian....
DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE THE ABSOLUTE GENIUS?!?!?!?!
The fact that I get 24 mins of this is really good
I absolutely loved the second one. "Night at the Museum 2" was one of my favorite movies.
This is the stuff that has been getting me through lockdown! Thank you so much for all your awesome content!
6:40 I have rewatched this FAR TOO MANY times, and it STILL makes me laugh like an idiot
I love how he laughs at even his own sketches.
Am I the only one who realized that the Tavern Wench at 19:43 has enough cake in the back that if she joined a party she'd make them all diabetic?
i can’t believe you’ve gone this far and grown thus much. thanks for keeping me sane in 2020
You got me laughing at work, coworker peeks around corner and asks should she be worried, life is like d&d lol
Did you ever create a stat sheet for the Oath of Dropping It Low paladin?
When I say I cried, y'all I cried from laughing. The gnome riding the barbarian into battle had me not breathing 😂
Same
9:00 *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!*
0:45 this gets even funnier if everyone knows that your character doesn't even have a bag let alone pockets.
16:04 this sounds like the sound effect used in RPM (Radical. Psycho. Machines.) Racing when you'd drift around turns. I haven't heard that in forever.
2:47 Not even him trying to keep from cracking up on the extra large package part 😂
The oath of throwing it back is always my favorite ❤️
Bad traits to give to your DnD characters: A bard with stage fright
A fighter who’s a quadriplegic
A warforged who rusts when coming into contact with water
A wizard who’s blind
19:58 had me laughing so badly my face hurts
6:55 the song slaps and I laughed for a good 15 minutes. Btw it was the kind of laugh you can bearly breathe while doing
These were all gold. I dunno which one was my favorite.
Probably all of them.
I'm excited to see the content you make next year ❤
AND OMFG THE DOLLAR STORE STORY HAD ME DYING
"The oath was too strong for the axe" that made me laugh.
Im confused as to how i got to follow you first, the tiktoks or your one shots
Either way, its been a great year
You drop the soap in prison: Panik
No one is in there with you: Kalm
Except a bard: *ULTRA PANIK*
Sir, I don't think you will ever understand my desire- nay, my NEED for a dance battle between Paladin with the Oath of Throwing it Back and Paladin with the Oath of Dropping it Low.
I love how the Good Mythical Morning cup keeps popping up in the videos!
2:54 ah yes one of the dangers of letting a bard seduce dragons, an increase in the half dragon population. And many if not every dragoness can have multiple each clutch/pregnancy.
8:03 During a battle in an auditorium sort of thing, the piano on stage exploded revealing a ton of light and the floor and/or ceiling lit up as well, and because our ranger was on the piano and critically failed their constitution saving throw they are now blind, but fortunately they’re a Tabaxi so they use hearing and smell a lot as well. One time the ranger seemed oblivious to something and someone unironically yelled “ARE YOU BLIND?!” It was hilarious. Another time we were in some sort of chamber and the ranger rolled for perception with disadvantage, rolled 2 nat 20’s and learned the ENTIRE layout of the area by yelling “CAW CAW!”
So in other words you have daredevil in your team
The evil minion series will always be my favorite. I hope he finds a way to implement it into youtube vids
It was the evil minion's first and last time making a death potion. 💀
17:00: Behold the Nat 20 Generator**Inator**!
*Doofenschmirtz wants to know Your Location.*
My Paladin's oath: the oath of cleanliness. She tries to convert people to quit throwing their waste into the rivers, and to instead, bury their poop outside town, because it smells bad, and is bad for the laundry. Oh, and also she washes everything around herself, and tconstantly tries to drag the Barbarian into the bathtub.
21:55 the stare into the abyss is perfect.
the dice was like: "AW hell no I'm outta here."
6:55 is the cuthulu
Yes
I'm laughing so much I think I'm gonna be caught for how loud I am
I would LOVE a compilation of your dance tiktoks, you are so damn good at editing them, and the music choices are a lot of fun. ^^
The Nat 1 for Baking is even funnier since I'd watched Duke fail multiple times making dough-based items from both the Critical Role and D&D cookbooks.
It's official. I'm making a paladin with the oath of throwing it back
Barbarian Karen is actually good, because it ensures your barbarian is always raging
I just can't stop giggling at the Paladin of the Oath of Throwing it Back!
I dunno if this is just a glitch with my phone or the video itself, but-
To hear just the music from the tiktok before with the cradle, building up as Barbarian and Cleric talk, only to abruptly cut off PERFECTLY at the "fwap!" of the bread hitting the wall and Barbarian shouting "WHY IS IT BREAD?!" was the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long time
I love the one at 14:58, makes me laugh everytime 😆
The Night at the Museum bit was perfect
Me: Awwww come on! Monks aren't that bad.
Also me: *A fuking nonstop of jojoreferences and fight anime references*
3:08
Then a thousand years into the future all dragons discover they have a common father ancestor and he is believed to be the first dragon
18:17 I love this one!!!
I wish I knew what they were singing
@@benbayne-davies2397 it's the Nightcore mix of Getter Jaani's Rockefeller Street
The paladin's dance was clean AF though.
@@alexandercuevas6783 and then of course there’s the monk doing the orange justice
@adamgremban8780. If you ever see this, I love you thank you so much
This is the DnD quality content we need