Gotta appreciate the Harvey guy for not getting mad at the Decaf giver for absolutely ROASTING the ever living expresso out of the other customer and actually trying to thank him for protecting his coffee.
I am going to be transparent: I recently found your channel, and your videos are really good. I constantly laugh at these series in particular. The ones with the strange names are also quite funny. Please keep being so awesome, but don't forget to rest if you feel the need to!
I think the funniest thing about Dean, is how he lets out a cartoonish grunt when he is fed up, followed by the most genuinely deranged expression you could ever see from a character working at Starbucks xD
11:11 bro was just like dude this is the first person in so long that has been nice to me. If you ruined this you’re not only getting decaf you’re getting deaf
@@JosiahSchneiderthis is the funniest decaf video EVER and I’m actually drinking decaf because my mom told me that I can’t have regular coffee at this time because I have church tomorrow at 4AM because I literally have to clean for my church but I get paid bye have a good day or night it’s night at Texas but I don’t know what time it is at your country 😂😂😂
im out of breath, i had to bite my shirt and keep my fingers over my noes so i don't wake the hole house up laughing at this utter, complete, mind boggling masterpiece of DECAFFF!!
Barista-hello waht is you order today? Customer-can I get an uhhhh capacino that's extra hot with oat milk please? Barista-sorry were out of oat milk. Customer-oh just add it in. Barista-we are out. Customer- I said add it in. Barista-you know what your getting *DECAF* Customer-I stole all the decaf so you can't give me any take that! Barista- HAHAHAHH I BROUGHT MY OWN SO YOUR GETTING,*DECAF*!!
I love this twist on how (if you are being rude your getting decaf)or if they life decaf do it with out decaf) is like video games punishing toxic players.
the lucky thing about being good always is that even when the same person becomes a villain you'll be most likely spared from anything if you said something nice or did something good or some things out of your own good heart knowledge experience and wisdom stay safe my boy
YOU’RE GETTING DECAF!!!!! got me like: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 also me: uh oh… the f*ck got stuck, looks like I CANT GIVE A F*CK ABOUT DECAF
6:50 Seriously what was the guy thinking "I don't have enough money so I'm going to steal your money in front of your eyes then use it to buy myself something nice. With that very same money I just stole from you"
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Is there gonna be a decaf season 2?
@@MrLuvuindia YES
@@SomeRandomDudeInUSA there must be a season 2
😂
This barista could take on anyone doom, slayer Goku, Rick Sanchez, Bill, cipher by giving them decaf
I love how he started off with "I hope you like decaf" and now he's like "YOU'RE GETTING DECAF!!!"
that's what asshole customers do to a man
this is what customer service does to ya
YOURE GETTIN FULL-CAF ESPRESSO!!!
@@reyreyred1Triple shot
The Merch: Your Gettin’
DECAF
Josiah is my favorite youtuber for 2 reasons :
1. He’s funny
2. I don’t wanna get decaf.
Same ❤
lol
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE, DO YOU?
YOU'RE GETTING *DECAF!*
SO YOU ONLY LIKE JOSIAH SO YOU DONT WANNA GET DECAF,UR GETTING *DECAF*
Ngl i might need to act like a moron(im down for a decaf)
Gotta appreciate the Harvey guy for not getting mad at the Decaf giver for absolutely ROASTING the ever living expresso out of the other customer and actually trying to thank him for protecting his coffee.
true but at the end of that scene it says he did some terrible stuff
Atleast he respected the barista for giving him his order and thats all that matters
@@marionolla-jq4xe true
I guess Batman caught him later that same day.
"Hand me the decaf"
*BOSS* *FIGHT* *MUSIC* *STARTS*
crap
The pulp fiction references are so funny 😅
I love how the other employee guy is also supporting the decaf guy 🤣
He is chill
I love how when the series progresses, the Barista slowly becomes more insane.
Working at Starbucks for too long will do that to a man
@@JosiahSchneidere
Cus he's still a barista
Agreed, retail absolutely sucks. My mother worked 21 years retail. She got grey hairs and blames it on me my brother lol
@@Hotmess.com5 I don’t think that’s ok if she’s blaming you for something that isn’t your fault bro
I wanna be a barista just to scream at rude customers "YOUR GETTING.......DECAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!"
“YOURE GETTIN DECAF B****”
-a fed up Starbucks employee, probably
DECAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Better one is "DECAF".
*YOU’RE
@@kozmikoblivionYOU'RE GETTING DECAF!!!
Something about "dumbasses anonymous" always makes me laugh
Not so anonymous when they appear 😆
What if that was a real thing who do you think would be in it if it was a real thing
Same
@@the_squiddishfish a 3 year old
ITS A FREAKING MOVIE!
I love how the barista just screams "YOU'RE GETTING DECAF!!!"
The embodiment of Chaotic Good. This man for the people
he killed him with a decaf injection.
Or lawful evil
@@croissantcoke justified
I currently work as a barista in a tourist town. It's currently tourist season. GOD I needed this set of skits to send to my coworkers
11:30 “I AM THE CONSEQUENCES!” goes so hard🙏
Batman ahh line
no shit bro.
I FELT that
W pfp
I'm batman
no im batman
14:06
HE SAID THE WORDS THAT SHOULD NEVER BE SPOKEN!
HE IS NOW CURSED TO DECAF FOR THE REST OF HIS PUNY EXISTENCE!
Imagine someone is actually happy when getting decaf
I'm wearing my " You're getting Decaf" T Shirt today
That makes me so happy 😀
@@JosiahSchneiderI love your content and all the humorous effort you put in it
Also,hi again
That’s a thing?! Where!
@@juliaithinal4835 He had an open period where he sold Merch but it was for a short time. If he sells again I'll buy the matching hat
i love how every time he says "you're getting decaf" he progressively says it angrier each time after the last
What's decaf?
@@mindasguy coffee without caffeine
@@autumplayz bros gettin " "
I am going to be transparent: I recently found your channel, and your videos are really good. I constantly laugh at these series in particular. The ones with the strange names are also quite funny. Please keep being so awesome, but don't forget to rest if you feel the need to!
Thank you so much! I have so many more videos coming and will continue to improve the content 🫡
I think the funniest thing about Dean, is how he lets out a cartoonish grunt when he is fed up, followed by the most genuinely deranged expression you could ever see from a character working at Starbucks xD
Decaf guy- "Its not about, the moneyyy, its about sending, a message
So much decaf, so little time! And so many dumbass customers! 😂😂😂😂😂
"so many souls to play with so little time" your comment.. SONIC.EXE MENTIONED..
@TotallyNotObsessedwithCVP i'm all over the comments
@@anang6411 BRO
@@anang6411 HOW
YOU GET DECAFFFFFFRR@@TotallyNotObsessedwithCVP
It's not over. It's just the beginning of an invincible series of chronicles of moronic guests and their caffeine-less dying souls.
Season finale. There will definitely be more barista content 😁
Let’s gooooooo
Is barista just gonna be in Starbucks or will barista do more coffee places or fast food places
@@JosiahSchneiderwas Seth a real person you worked with before?
@@JosiahSchneider🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
"IF YOU WERE THINKING YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT THAT" is definitely one I'll be using for eons to come.
It’s a good one
He is a true hero 🫡
This is why i love Josiah.
1. Great videos
2. Great decaf coffee
7:00 "PUT IT BACK ALL OF IT OR UR GETTING DECAF" got me dying 😂
Uh- thats not legal-
(Continue the chain)
If you try to play the victim I swear to God
11:11 bro was just like dude this is the first person in so long that has been nice to me. If you ruined this you’re not only getting decaf you’re getting deaf
Kinda accurate
I love how he gets progressively more mad and insane each part to the point where he INJECTS DECAF in the guy
Starbucks does that to a man
You're…
…getting…
*DECAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Not the Decaf!!
This man definitely got A+ in dramatic- I MEAN drama class.
7:12 "thats not legal" sir you just tried to commit theft
Nah. This was a perfectly justified reaction to someone pulling from the tip jar.
i Agree with yoface2537 its a crime after all
he looked so sad :(
Wait was he talking about the angel shot guy?
I mean he also just comit theft
We’re just not gonna talk about the end credits are we?
I’m pinned so I guess we are not
We won't or were getting decafed
@@gtorrutew8312 😨
What end credits
I just want to know the end credits song, it goes so hard.
This is the best YT shorts series and possibly best youtuber made series in my opinion. Please keep making these 🙏😁
Thank you!!
@@JosiahSchneiderthis is the funniest decaf video EVER and I’m actually drinking decaf because my mom told me that I can’t have regular coffee at this time because I have church tomorrow at 4AM because I literally have to clean for my church but I get paid bye have a good day or night it’s night at Texas but I don’t know what time it is at your country 😂😂😂
this is so rewatchable
Bro is the Batman of Starbucks
11:35 “I am the giver of… DECAF!” ☕️
You wouldn’t dare!
Me:AHHHHHH 😱😱😱
@Jay71685your getting decaf
I love the sign 10:27 “you little freak!… YOU LITTLE FREAK.
This is so needed this is one of the best series by this man.
Note:Like 250 that felt nice
DECAF
@@anang6411 NOOOOOO
This.....this puts a smile on my face. The amount of times these events happen is crazy.
10:40
I love how the other employee is such a bro about it
Be ready for DECAF
(Yo thx for 1K likes this is my most top comment)
I love this series so much I'm excited for it to release
@@kiaradougherty3397your not the only one
YOU. ARE GETTING. DECAAAAAAAAF
@@collincohenandlucygamingan4302”I’m a sad little man😭”
Yes, decafe Dammit
I’m convinced there is nothing that can stop this man from giving decaf to people after watching this series
This dude is single handedly keeping the decaf industry alive
I got the your getting decaf shirt and hat.also,love the barista videos man,keep it up!!
14:08 It was at this moment he knew, he f*cked up.
The decaf knight is in a compilation, i love it
Funnily enough I got an ad for starbucks as I clicked on this video
8:30 HE HAS HIS OWN SUPPLY RUN
"im a sad little man 😭"
Run from the DECAF
@TotallyNotObsessedwithCVP I'm always here
@@anang6411 You are everywhere
Decaf
9:48 “IM ALWAYS ANGRY BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU” makes me laugh
These are so ridiculously over the top, but I can stop laughing😂😂 I’m gonna learn to curse people with decaf now.😂😂
11:55 He is now known as... decaf-man.
🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏
@@Glitched2Brothershuh
The Pulp Fiction references got me
English? Well English, is not the f-word
should be named Decaf Cronicles
He’s named the decaf knight for a reason
5:50 “SAY WHAT AGAIN!” (AGRESSIVELY THROWS THE CUP)😂
Dude this is literally my favorite vid ever! (Keep up the good work!DECAF)also can you make a season two pwease😊
Yeah! its so good fr
13:00 NOT THE SANDWICH!
The sandwich of Halloween true terror
I usually put them together tho...
@@CTheiaWso a ice decaf stale bread rotten cheese and a piece of hair is good for revenge?
@@Idkq275 nope
@@CTheiaW so that’s poison sandwich right?
9:55 i was expecting him to grab the super hot latte and pour it on his face
W pfp
Same honestly
Lollipop yay
im out of breath, i had to bite my shirt and keep my fingers over my noes so i don't wake the hole house up laughing at this utter, complete, mind boggling masterpiece of DECAFFF!!
This is the firth time I’ve watched this😂
i love how he gradually gets angrier
Flawless victory
This series always makes my day 10% better😁
I was aiming for 1% so that’s incredible to hear
I like decaf and I treat the employees as people
You sir are amazing
"YOU'RE GETTING DECAFFFF!!!!!!!" Got me rolling around the whole room
this is comedy GOLD bro, keep it up. oh and i just wanted to ad much love man.
Alternate titles, "Things to not do in Starbucks", "How to cry at night and question your existence"
We gonna talk about how he looked like he was about to cry at 10:07. The decaf guy, Dean, looked like he was going to cry 💀
9:00 "im a sad little man"
😂 they are after hearing
“Decaf”
Barista-hello waht is you order today?
Customer-can I get an uhhhh capacino that's extra hot with oat milk please?
Barista-sorry were out of oat milk.
Customer-oh just add it in.
Barista-we are out.
Customer- I said add it in.
Barista-you know what your getting *DECAF*
Customer-I stole all the decaf so you can't give me any take that!
Barista- HAHAHAHH I BROUGHT MY OWN SO YOUR GETTING,*DECAF*!!
Honestly it's disturbing how this guy can make himself look genuinely insane.
BRO GOT THE DECAF HAT MERCH 10:51
4:37 the one dude that wanted decaf
I like that before he gave him several shots of espresso, he made sure it wouldn’t kill him
Jokes on you he done research wanted expresso but he knew he will get decaf bec hes rude so he reverse swapped him
0:31 this is the calmest he has been
True
@@JackJack-s7lwhat?
Loved this so much! It was soooo funny!
Bro really tried to throw it at him😂 11:43
That barista is my idol. I WANT TO BE LIKE HIM SO BAD FR
“LOOK AT THIS LOSER, DRINKING COFFEE… NOW ITS DECAF!”
-Neil cicierega as Bill Cipher
14:44 this reminds me of how dexter morgan from dexter "unalives" his victims
If I like your first comment like the second one omg
8:54 that was smooth, “OH NO, oh YEAH”
"THEN HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT YOUR USUAL ORDER IS" got me laughing 😂
Ive been waiting for this compilation forever
Me too 😭
as a barista, I wish we could do this shit…
13:03 this is probably the coldest, most vile and brutal speeches i’ve heard in a while
bro loves giving people decaf so much he literally BRUNG HIS OWN BAG OF DECAF, BRO IS A MENACE
I love this twist on how (if you are being rude your getting decaf)or if they life decaf do it with out decaf) is like video games punishing toxic players.
I know I’m gonna sound stupid for this, but what’s wrong with decaf?
Maybe the annoying customers like to be energized
People drink coffee for the caffeine. Decaf is no caffeine.
@@codyclark808 thanks 😅
the lucky thing about being good always is that even when the same person becomes a villain you'll be most likely spared from anything if you said something nice or did something good or some things out of your own good heart knowledge experience and wisdom stay safe my boy
YOU’RE GETTING DECAF!!!!!
got me like: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
also me: uh oh… the f*ck got stuck, looks like I CANT GIVE A F*CK ABOUT DECAF
i love this,tbh his anger is soooo funny
“No not the-“ “DECAF” “ÆAÆAÆAÆAÆAÆA” got me dying😂
thanks for these memes❤❤I love decaf
Glad you like them!
@@JosiahSchneiderGuess bc your videos satisfy people
7:23
the "i obviously dont know your usual" line is something litteraly anyone would say, even with that tone.
Can I get the hat and both of the cups😂😂 10:54
"Oh I know what he's getting"
Bro we all know what he's getting 💀
I can't believe that this series is so funny.
A++++, and a decaf on the side
I love the MK voice overs 😂😂😂
You're getting.. DECAF
5:39 “mama Mia” me: you are NOT Mario
5:38 you mean
I love the fact that there’s just that one chill guy watching everyone get yelled at while he makes drinks 🤣🤣🤣
I love the saying “your getting,DECAF”
6:50 Seriously what was the guy thinking "I don't have enough money so I'm going to steal your money in front of your eyes then use it to buy myself something nice. With that very same money I just stole from you"