this the same party that once "accidentally" burned down half a city with fireball then stood trial for it. their excuse was essentially yes we did it, but this guys (bbeg) worse@@OperationDarkside
Our party once spent 10 minutes checking the floor and the door for traps, only to determine that there where no traps. The floor and door where just ordinary. Thus lowering our guard and finding a trap immediately upon entering the other room.
Okay that's why pathfinder trap finding is superior because in dnd your movement slows down to a crawl because you roll 5 perception/investigation checks every tile then roll a little less when you're not finding anything. Then miss that one place the trap is and go back to having whole party roll perception every step. While in pathfinder DM rolls for you when it's relevant.
According to the judgment of the Oratrice Mechanic D'Analyse Cardinal... (Bard twerking) According to the judgment... GOD DAMMIT, BARD!!! WILL YOU STOP DANCING FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND!!!
Your 'How Every D&D Class' vids are my personal favorites as well as being the first ones that got me into your channel! What a terrific year this was! Keep up the great work, my friend :) PS Hope we get to see Blood Hunter added in more of your D&D class vids
Thank you for all the good laughs! The energy, creativity and everything-you are truly amazing! Wishing you and everyone all the best and a happy new year! x
I believe he moved them all to TikTok and so I Came here to make this EXACT comment. If you saved any UA-cam links before he removed them. And click on them they pull to the shorts sections where you can make comments. I saw some comments made mere 3 hours ago on one of them. Don’t know what’s going on.
As a ranger, I can confirm that SOMETIMES we don't suck. I often outdamage our oath of conquest palidin, but that's mostly because he is always out of spell slots, and I play a kobold hoard breaker who dual weilds.
New TikTok idea: How DnD classes work out: Barbarian: Weightlifting or just smashing things Bard: Hip thrusts (practicing for the bedroom 😏) Fighter: Weapon practice, Weightlifting, or martial arts Monk: Yoga, martial arts, balance exercises, breathing exercises, or Pilates. Ranger: Hike through the wilderness. Paladin: Works out the muscles used in throwing it back (i guess the action of throwing it back is a workout on its own for the core and lower body). Wizard: Dies from Weightlifting damage (the weight crushes him since wizard has negative strength). Rogue: Parkour through the city. Or lower body exercises (to be better at dodging and leaping over stuff.
As a sorcerer and a DM A) I CANNOT HEAL U IF UR DEAD ONLY ROLING 10 OR HIGHER THREE TIMES CAN DO THAT B) When you guys do crazy shit , like rolling to drink poison, as your DM, I just wanted to let you know.. I would stop you.. but I kinda want to see where this goes.. and it’s not from doing plenty of crazy shit before so-
Hahaha I love the dungeons and dragons animated series reference with the dungeon master outfit. Used to watch that show on VSH tapes with breakfast before school.
According to the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale I declare the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale to be a sick beat worthy of the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale
Man you make me laugh so much. I love your videos. And as a DM I think some of your jokes are actually real life experiences. Especially, war crimes and how to deal with a door. (Actually I had a players that was always steeling doors to transform them as a shield 😢😂)
Fun fact: one of my group had a war crime counter. It was a short thing, 10 or so sessions. We managed to commit 23 of them, including releasing a genetically modified superpredator on a planet.
So this happened a couple days ago when I was starting my first campaign, one of my characters who is a dwarf barbarian decided to throw a child outside the window as the mother tried to fight him but made a good roll and he yeeted himself outside the window with the child .
0:46 In my case it’s charging at the enemy with a great axe in one hand and eldrich blast in the other as I commit various war crimes against beholders.
My ex once ran a campaign where the party only wanted to commit war crimes. So he secretly flipped the script on them and made them the villains. There were so many things that made it obvious, but no one picked up on it until the end when they were searching for the BBEG and couldn't find him anywhere 😂😂
True facts about my first D&D 2nd Ed game in the 7th Grade in 19 7errr years ago... My best friends Human Wizard died getting into the Tavern we were meeting at cause he kept saying SPECIFICALLY "I walk through the door." My DM was an A-hole...and the Wiz took 2 damage and knocked himself out..he did that 3 times then RAN through the door and died cause neg 2 HP, bleeding damage, and getting robbed by a half orc thief, cause while I couldn't read his book, I could sell it, and bandages cost money, that could be used for beer. I wasn't asked back.
The Bard is the only class you have to tell "Don't slam the door!" and add the words "NOT LIKE THAT EITHER!!"
Don't smash your reflection in the glass
Fun fact: my dnd campaign didn’t have any hinges on the doors because the players kept abusing it and using them to cheese puzzles.
Fun fact: Although our cleric has the ability to pick locks…that’s my go to response when we run into a door, is to examine the hinges.
"The door is of a high quality Dwarven make, you don't see any hinges."
Looks like your party is UNHINGED
this the same party that once "accidentally" burned down half a city with fireball then stood trial for it. their excuse was essentially yes we did it, but this guys (bbeg) worse@@OperationDarkside
How did they? Asking for a friend
0:02 When the villain is telling his evil plans to his army, but his theme is a certified bop.
Our party once spent 10 minutes checking the floor and the door for traps, only to determine that there where no traps. The floor and door where just ordinary. Thus lowering our guard and finding a trap immediately upon entering the other room.
Okay that's why pathfinder trap finding is superior because in dnd your movement slows down to a crawl because you roll 5 perception/investigation checks every tile then roll a little less when you're not finding anything. Then miss that one place the trap is and go back to having whole party roll perception every step. While in pathfinder DM rolls for you when it's relevant.
“Welcome to my new D&D adventure! What would you like to do?”
*breaks out the Geneva Suggestions*
So... That was 50% Dance offs, and man this moves were Fire
Ball
I do believe his footwork has improved this year.
“The shopkeeper won’t give us a discount on the items we need. What do we do?”
Rogue: “Unalive him.”
Barbarian: “GODDAMNIT, BARB!”
According to the judgment of the Oratrice Mechanic D'Analyse Cardinal... (Bard twerking) According to the judgment... GOD DAMMIT, BARD!!! WILL YOU STOP DANCING FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND!!!
If I ever start my own DND campaign, I want to integrate the idea that Bards communicate like bees into the lore-
Your 'How Every D&D Class' vids are my personal favorites as well as being the first ones that got me into your channel! What a terrific year this was! Keep up the great work, my friend :)
PS Hope we get to see Blood Hunter added in more of your D&D class vids
Thank you for all the good laughs! The energy, creativity and everything-you are truly amazing! Wishing you and everyone all the best and a happy new year! x
2:12 the "AFTER HIM" was so good
2:20…I think the man leading the chase is Tank Tolman, cause I recognize that “HAMMERRRR!” yell from anywhere!
It twas in fact slowed it down to find out and sure enough HHHHHAAAAMMMMMEEEERRRRR
Yippie the goblin just died :(
The lizardfolk in the group: Eating the goblin without a second thought
Is it just me, or did all of his yt shorts just vanish?
I believe he moved them all to TikTok and so I Came here to make this EXACT comment. If you saved any UA-cam links before he removed them. And click on them they pull to the shorts sections where you can make comments. I saw some comments made mere 3 hours ago on one of them. Don’t know what’s going on.
So I’m not trippin!
Good to know! Sucks it took me til just now to make a D&D meme playlist, since there’s some shorts I can’t find now.😓😔
He created another UA-cam channel dedicated to shorts where he is slowly re-uploading them. It's called One Short Questers. Hope this helps
@@sparkfly-gc4sw Found the channel and following his shorts there as well now!
Thank God my memory not that bad
Of course him dancing would be popular on TikTok.
As a ranger, I can confirm that SOMETIMES we don't suck. I often outdamage our oath of conquest palidin, but that's mostly because he is always out of spell slots, and I play a kobold hoard breaker who dual weilds.
4:30 You mean… saying a _”bard”_ word. 😏
New TikTok idea:
How DnD classes work out:
Barbarian: Weightlifting or just smashing things
Bard: Hip thrusts (practicing for the bedroom 😏)
Fighter: Weapon practice, Weightlifting, or martial arts
Monk: Yoga, martial arts, balance exercises, breathing exercises, or Pilates.
Ranger: Hike through the wilderness.
Paladin: Works out the muscles used in throwing it back (i guess the action of throwing it back is a workout on its own for the core and lower body).
Wizard: Dies from Weightlifting damage (the weight crushes him since wizard has negative strength).
Rogue: Parkour through the city. Or lower body exercises (to be better at dodging and leaping over stuff.
0:09 I don’t know why but I just love this one so much
My party has a bardbarian. Instead of rushing the enemy he thunderwaved the whole party. Never trust a barbarian with magic.
I love your energy dude. I need to learn to dance like Bard so I can totally impress my friends at karaoke night.
Where did all youre shorts go man?! That first clip is fire and i play it on repeat every now and then to get fired up hahaha
2:17 HAMMAR
As a sorcerer and a DM
A)
I CANNOT HEAL U IF UR DEAD
ONLY ROLING 10 OR HIGHER THREE TIMES CAN DO THAT
B)
When you guys do crazy shit , like rolling to drink poison, as your DM, I just wanted to let you know.. I would stop you.. but I kinda want to see where this goes.. and it’s not from doing plenty of crazy shit before so-
Honestly you are probably my favourite DnD youtuber and I love watching your videos. Have a great day!
I always wonder what do the neighbours think about him.
They're probably used to it.
the barbarian realizing he was eating yippee is still the funniest thing in this lmao!
The war crimes one is literally my friend Alex every session 😂
I love the fact that his shoes in the first one changes.
my dnd party came across a door. all of us were deciding how to rip or blow it off its hinges, untill one guy just opened it.
Hahaha I love the dungeons and dragons animated series reference with the dungeon master outfit. Used to watch that show on VSH tapes with breakfast before school.
According to the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale I declare the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale to be a sick beat worthy of the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale
Great year of DnD TikTok’s! 😂
I want that beginning to be my training song. Such a beat.
Finally! I've been looking for the Oritrice Dominique ... Cordinell one. I love the 'song'. XD
2:28 y e s s s
Dice Goblins collect a few shiny rocks
Dice Dragons hoards mounds of treasure
That “stop stop guys stop” sounds like a total cleric thing 😂
Great compilation. I'd forgotten how good a lot of these were. XD
1:24 "the bards and the bees"
whatever happened to the video for "Bard distracts evil king" that was basically the bard dancing to "oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale"
Yeah I wanted to binge a lot of shorts but can’t find them. Thinking the maker deleted them
@@vexxama thats a bummer, maybe he had a reason. I hope all is good with him, he is too funny
1:24
My fav one
0:01 Now we need one with barbaras rhabarberbar. :D
Congratulations on the new one, Duke!! ❤
YO GUYS I REALIZED I HAD SOME OF HIS SHORTS SAVED SO I CAN STILL WATCH THEM WOH9OOOOOOOOOOO
4:29 and then the paladin murdered the Bard...
I absolutely love all these skits you do. They are so funny and make me want to play dnd more and more just to do dump shit and laugh with people
2:15 HAMMERRRRRR
I WAS HOPEING THAT THE SHPRT FROM 3:09 TO 3:22 WAS IN THERE! it made me and my D&D friends laugh so hard when we first saw it
whats the song used at 3:22 ?
I have a bard who used to be an exotic dancer, multiclassed into paladin oath of throwing it back.
Man you make me laugh so much. I love your videos. And as a DM I think some of your jokes are actually real life experiences. Especially, war crimes and how to deal with a door. (Actually I had a players that was always steeling doors to transform them as a shield 😢😂)
I absolutely love your humor!!! Thank you........ ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤍
Merry Christmas to you Duke, Amy, Jakin
Fun fact: one of my group had a war crime counter. It was a short thing, 10 or so sessions. We managed to commit 23 of them, including releasing a genetically modified superpredator on a planet.
I hate how the music changed 😭 it was so perfect
So this happened a couple days ago when I was starting my first campaign, one of my characters who is a dwarf barbarian decided to throw a child outside the window as the mother tried to fight him but made a good roll and he yeeted himself outside the window with the child .
2:15 HAMMMER!!!🤣
Great videos this year! I look forward to next year!
😂. I caught the Game Grumps audio during the one skit. Sweet acting on that one.😂
I didn't know One Shot Quester knew Tank Tolman. I know that 'HAMMAR!' anywhere.
6:55 yes, but once you attack, you take a lot of damage, because you'll break your neck.
2:55 all too real :(
Why does the Bavarian music work so well for the Nat 20 stealth sketch
Literally all amazing. 😃
0:50 You: rrrrrrrRangers suck!
Me after having built my first character after not having played DND for 10+ years, and they're a ranger: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
0:46 In my case it’s charging at the enemy with a great axe in one hand and eldrich blast in the other as I commit various war crimes against beholders.
Why did so many of these disappear?
I think he wanted to move them all to TikTok and just didn’t announce anything. Or someone did come and somehow claimed all his shorts at once.
He moved them to another channel called one short questers
2:20 That looks like Evermore in Utah! Great place!!
so sorcerers are spoiled, warlocks need a short rest to regain their movement speed, and wizard was dead before he got there
Awesome video. Like the beginning the most
The Skyrim backgrounds are a really cool thing
the bardic insperation one I watched a solid 20 times
I can Fell With the Wizard commiting war Crimes i would too
Gawd I wish i could dance half as good as this guy. Did he ever establish was the oath of throwing it back is?
2:14 was that Tank Tolman?
Ngl this just makes bards look good
0:51 We don’t have to get into combat so stay over there
What I meant was we can’t get hit
Oh and also I just wanna see your name at perfectly represents what I thought when I heard that I took that personally
My ex once ran a campaign where the party only wanted to commit war crimes. So he secretly flipped the script on them and made them the villains. There were so many things that made it obvious, but no one picked up on it until the end when they were searching for the BBEG and couldn't find him anywhere 😂😂
Who else watches these to see what ridiculous dance moves the bard will do?
I just appreciate the skyrim landscape in the background lol
Does anyone know the song where they're escaping | 6:13
"The setting [Cha'alt] seems to have an undercurrent of Dark Sun meets 80's Dune meets the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon in a dark alley someplace."
I discovered this channel from the How D&D Classes Rob A House video, and I’ve been a fan ever since! 😂❤
He can really dance. 😂😂
Ordered first set of Deedee dice it’s a happy day
I’d love to play dnd with this guy 🤣
2:16 Was that the get the tresury viking guy?
YES ITS HERE
So in my dnd party i play a bard that loves using vicious mockery my dm has come up with some hilarious insults for me to use in rp
06:42 - 06:54 My favourite lol
Can someone tell me where 4:32 came from?
Mario
@@FrattFTW yea, I recognise the theme but where did the audio come from? Which Jacksepticeye did does he say that?
@@GoodNeutralEvilChaos I believe it was the Duke's own voice? I might be wrong though.
Is that once scene with the D&D Cosplayers in Mount Hope Estate in Pennsylvania? Because I go there for Renn Faire in October.
I’m surprised that the wizard didn’t take 1D4 stealth damage
It was the Year of the Bard, the bard got some really good ones
True facts about my first D&D 2nd Ed game in the 7th Grade in 19 7errr years ago... My best friends Human Wizard died getting into the Tavern we were meeting at cause he kept saying SPECIFICALLY "I walk through the door." My DM was an A-hole...and the Wiz took 2 damage and knocked himself out..he did that 3 times then RAN through the door and died cause neg 2 HP, bleeding damage, and getting robbed by a half orc thief, cause while I couldn't read his book, I could sell it, and bandages cost money, that could be used for beer. I wasn't asked back.
It’s been some time since I’ve started watching this guy and now because of that I want to play dnd…….I DONT NEED ANOTHER THINH TO ADD TO MY HOBBIES
6:36 poor king
Man has some moves