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  • @winky3
    @winky3 8 місяців тому +1450

    hey coney i an high as fcuk right now at school and i started cryign after the first story and the teacher made me
    leave

    • @george-yr1ce
      @george-yr1ce 8 місяців тому +335

      you’re cooked lil bro

    • @overrated2975
      @overrated2975 8 місяців тому +296

      Cringe confession but it the comments? Unheard of!

    • @lval7778
      @lval7778 8 місяців тому +76

      Maybe the greatest comment oat

    • @castsmeteor3
      @castsmeteor3 8 місяців тому +23

      I love this so much

    • @Reizor_
      @Reizor_ 8 місяців тому +7

      Damn

  • @thetisor24
    @thetisor24 8 місяців тому +445

    Twinkieboy seriously throwing up on other kids ICANT

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 8 місяців тому +6

      100% a certified TWINKIE BOY move

  • @Khyreezy
    @Khyreezy 8 місяців тому +209

    Coney using Twinkie Boy for engagement bait... what an inspiring man to look up to!

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 8 місяців тому +447

    I HATE when people say “this is floating around on UA-cam” and they don’t link the UA-cam video. We need to see the “My Queen” Zoom call remix NOW!

    • @fr0stdr4ke95
      @fr0stdr4ke95 8 місяців тому +6

      Gonna be in this thread so I can see it when the culprit is found.

    • @KatsuDjinGX
      @KatsuDjinGX 8 місяців тому

      Yeah we gotta find that. Now.

    • @Cheeseburger_mage
      @Cheeseburger_mage 8 місяців тому

      I couldn't find it 😔

    • @Cheeseburger_mage
      @Cheeseburger_mage 8 місяців тому +1

      If it gets found someone tag me lol

    • @Hollygrrr32
      @Hollygrrr32 8 місяців тому

      WHERE IS IT

  • @browk2512
    @browk2512 8 місяців тому +125

    Editing out bits in the middle of a story is really jarring.

    • @mabrius728
      @mabrius728 8 місяців тому +25

      Right? I rewound the part about the boy drawing in class or something and I still don't understand what happened.

    • @TheSpeediestRogue
      @TheSpeediestRogue 8 місяців тому +43

      @@mabrius728 Yeah the editor needs to learn to stop cutting like that. I think if a story is included the whole thing should be added. If it gets too gross for YT at least add a transition screen explaining what happened because I feel the bigfoot story was so confusing too.

    • @djk1563
      @djk1563 8 місяців тому

      @@mabrius728I was there in stream and the story was vague itself, nothing you really missed

    • @christopherhammond5142
      @christopherhammond5142 8 місяців тому +1

      When I heard Coney's reaction to the second one, I thought I'd had a stroke part way through the story.

  • @cynical_perks8725
    @cynical_perks8725 8 місяців тому +192

    That pizza story was adorable, nice to hear a happy ending after that awful desk writing story

    • @NOPO29
      @NOPO29 8 місяців тому +3

      For sure not real

    • @yummynubs3646
      @yummynubs3646 8 місяців тому +3

      Task failed successfully

    • @TheSpeediestRogue
      @TheSpeediestRogue 8 місяців тому +7

      @@NOPO29 I'd say less than 5% of twitch stories are true. Most are definitely made up for the entertainment value.

    • @NOPO29
      @NOPO29 8 місяців тому +6

      @@TheSpeediestRogue yeah that or they’re stolen from fake Reddit stories

  • @ajiffy_
    @ajiffy_ 8 місяців тому +466

    As the submitter of the EpiPen story, it is completely true but I’d like to provide a bit more context. The allergic kid has never made his allergies known to anyone prior to the story. In the story, the kid did not eat the Nutter Butter but went into anaphylaxis cause he inhaled peanut butter particles on the bus. At the same time, I had no idea what an EpiPen looked like at that point in my life cause I never knew of anyone who had one. Even if I did know what an EpiPen looked like, it was so dark outside I could barely make out the yellow cover when I was searching through the bag. It didn’t help that the belongings inside the first bag were almost identical to mine, so I thought some weird cylinder trash ended up in my bag.
    That being said, none of this excuses my incredibly dumb and dangerous actions. But I want to make it clear me throwing away the EpiPen was done out of extreme stupidity, not malice. Not trying to be the next agent 47 out here.

    • @Chillaccino1
      @Chillaccino1 8 місяців тому +66

      agent 47 vibe was heat tho

    • @devdog72d
      @devdog72d 8 місяців тому +41

      The real villin is the band parent who gave out nutter butters without knowing someone in the band had a peanut allergy.

    • @aidenvega6306
      @aidenvega6306 8 місяців тому +3

      Not judging you in the slightest. If anything, grateful for the story

    • @WaverlyAverly
      @WaverlyAverly 8 місяців тому +37

      Nah bro you might not be Agent 47 but he was definitely nearby and swapped your bags

    • @vanillajellyfish
      @vanillajellyfish 8 місяців тому +17

      the super off-putting part was the part where you said you "INITIALLY felt bad but later didn't because the kid got arrested for indecent exposure."

  • @CalamitasCalliope
    @CalamitasCalliope 8 місяців тому +86

    I love how the new meta is for any lesbians who submit love related stories now clarify up front that they're women since Coney's viewer statistics lead to everyone assuming everyone is a dude.
    Also, the story with that lesbian in Texas is such a mood. That is average lesbian relationship drama. When your dating pool is that small shit starts to get complicated

    • @vivianlessthan3
      @vivianlessthan3 6 місяців тому +5

      topical because of the thread you made on the most recent cringe confessional but watching that made me want to watch more CCs and the first story in this one is someone specifying she uses she/her pronouns yet pays for her date's dinner because of the precedent of paying for the woman's food. The chatters yell out "aren't you both women though?" but I guess the submitter is transfem because idk how it would make sense otherwise?
      wow this is a shitty rambly wall of text why did I write this

  • @jaydenyoo4309
    @jaydenyoo4309 8 місяців тому +105

    I love the fact that a chatter said "Nemesis" when they got to the stars part of the hockey story. Lmao that was going through my mind too

  • @notaguy4289
    @notaguy4289 8 місяців тому +36

    A friend passed away last week and it has been really rough for me, I haven't really been watching youtube but I got cheered up the second I heard you saying "CriiIiiIIinge confessional!!!", thank you very much

    • @Tetragramz
      @Tetragramz 8 місяців тому +1

      hope your friend is having fun

  • @bruhbruhingham4202
    @bruhbruhingham4202 8 місяців тому +48

    he overused his sharingan and was going blind, so dedicated!

  • @Xanek
    @Xanek 8 місяців тому +96

    The story about the kid who had the reaction to the peanut butter, both kids definitely traumatized

  • @ParmMannREBORN
    @ParmMannREBORN 8 місяців тому +48

    That fire story is maybe one of the most horrifying things I've heard. Children terrify me😊

  • @Cosplaybuddygiraffes
    @Cosplaybuddygiraffes 8 місяців тому +190

    Hello UA-cam chat! I’m the lesbian who has dating trauma! There’s a LOT more to the story that I just couldn’t fit in to my submission because it was already long as hell, so here’s some highlights:
    - In the hell taxi ride, my ex told a story about going to Build-a-Bear to get a Bulbasaur plush and how there was a kid behind them who started crying because they took the last Bulbasaur. The mom asked my ex if their kid could have the Bulbasaur. My ex then recounted to me, with a stern tone, how they told the mom “I got here first, I’m not giving you the Bulbasaur.”
    - Some time between our break up and Game Jam, my ex didn’t show up for classes for a solid month or two. I texted them after a while and as it turns out, they were in rehab for a brief period for a private matter. They said it had nothing to do with me but like. The timing.
    - This ex marked the second time I dated someone who came out as a transgender man after we broke up.

    • @de4d86
      @de4d86 8 місяців тому +84

      breakups so bad they had to reevaluate their entire being

    • @PlesiOkay
      @PlesiOkay 8 місяців тому +34

      lesbian breakup to trans guy pipeline is real and i am so sorry you went through it

    • @oathstar18
      @oathstar18 8 місяців тому +3

      I'm sorry you had to go through that but a word of advice, NEVER GO TRANS, it will make life which is already difficult into Dante must die mode. Good luck with the dating scene, I'll be praying for ya.

    • @susiek4593
      @susiek4593 8 місяців тому +22

      That last one is funny, bro parried you

    • @motorcat99
      @motorcat99 8 місяців тому

      ??? ​@@oathstar18

  • @yummynubs3646
    @yummynubs3646 8 місяців тому +19

    That Murphy's Law lesbian relationship story is the exact reason I never have and never will date, thank you for fueling my paranoia even more chatters

  • @dingushome8398
    @dingushome8398 8 місяців тому +25

    The itachi guy would solo without his tear duct illness.

  • @austinfletchermusic
    @austinfletchermusic 8 місяців тому +117

    EVERY STORY I HAVE HEARD ABOUT A LESBIAN BREAKUP SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD MAKE ME WANNA LOWTIERGOD. ARE THEY ALL LIKE THAT?!

    • @RaphDeGrate
      @RaphDeGrate 8 місяців тому +43

      Nah its just the only ones worth talking about, the majority of lesbo breakups are actually kinda worse cuz they pretend it didnt happen and then try to be friends and then slowly splinter friend groups, but it usually isnt as dramatic as the stories that you would hear, just standard slowly petty mean girl shit

    • @susiek4593
      @susiek4593 8 місяців тому +4

      @@RaphDeGratereal asf

    • @aidenvega6306
      @aidenvega6306 8 місяців тому +4

      I know most if not all lesbians and yes theyre almost all like this. They always date a crazy gf. They tend to be hotter and funner

    • @Bone8380
      @Bone8380 8 місяців тому +53

      ​@@aidenvega6306No way this dude knows every single living lesbian on the planet

    • @lxxwj
      @lxxwj 8 місяців тому +1

      as a somewhat-lesbian, yes

  • @PlesiOkay
    @PlesiOkay 8 місяців тому +9

    love how pizza girl said "he's not conventionally attractive" and ended with them getting married

  • @heartnet40
    @heartnet40 8 місяців тому +24

    That pizza girl story was the most epitome of "how I discovered I'm into failwives" I've ever fucking heard

  • @mayaevans5668
    @mayaevans5668 8 місяців тому +41

    Monthly cc unironically keeping me going

  • @BasedMamaJames617
    @BasedMamaJames617 8 місяців тому +14

    Adding the Smash 4 Palutena render is a goated emote

  • @guccigamer5907
    @guccigamer5907 8 місяців тому +7

    To be fair, “twinky boy” could have a WAY worse nickname.
    You hear “twinky boy” and you think “oh he must really like twinkies!”
    He could’ve been called “puke boy” there’s no room for interpretation there 😂

  • @parkerlarson6692
    @parkerlarson6692 8 місяців тому +14

    I have a similar story involving the Star Spangled Banner
    my highschool's mascot was the BRAVES
    and at the end of the Song when it says "and the home of the..." we would all shout BRAVES
    it was hype as an athlete and as an audience member
    I can recall multiple times post high school where I have unknowingly shouted BRAVES at non high schoolevents and I looked like a psychopath

  • @haviklink
    @haviklink 8 місяців тому +34

    15:11 nice Leffen impression

  • @Three_ZE
    @Three_ZE 8 місяців тому +12

    Hi Coney! This is by far the best segment on the channel, thank you for making hilarious content!

  • @ninjacats200
    @ninjacats200 7 місяців тому +2

    I was in Boy Scouts and I remember one time this kid had candy in his pocket. He fell asleep with it in his pocket, and he woke up with a raccoon on his chest. XD. His scout master took a picture and they showed everyone at camp so we could all learn from his kid. Probably embarrassed the shit out of him in the process.

  • @SylverMaracti
    @SylverMaracti 8 місяців тому +31

    I’ve really wanted to submit to Cringe Confessional, but I feel like it would be too long 💀

    • @Spher0
      @Spher0 8 місяців тому +1

      Agreed, and the wait time is too long

  • @MrOofio64
    @MrOofio64 8 місяців тому +18

    I love Coney titles and thumbnails. Actually some of the best in the field!!

  • @johnt.190
    @johnt.190 8 місяців тому +22

    Y’all talking about Twinkie Boy and not the actual arsonist child?

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 8 місяців тому +16

    The epipen story reminds me of that one story where someone baked nuts into a cake specifically because they knew someone was allergic and he was jealous of that guy beause he was in love with the guy's girlfriend. He told them there were nuts in there but left the part out where those specific nuts are the only sexually transmittable allergen, so the girlfriend ate some and later when they had sex he went into anaphylaxis and suffered severe permanent brain damage! Most nutty story I've ever heard, wether it's true or not! Edit: pun was not intended because that story is genuinely harrowing to me but very much appreciated

    • @Novae_Z
      @Novae_Z 8 місяців тому +9

      Jesus Christ, that is one of the most insane murder plots I’ve ever heard.

    • @yummynubs3646
      @yummynubs3646 8 місяців тому +10

      "Excellent work 47"

  • @gameing_0
    @gameing_0 8 місяців тому +9

    man i am so engaged talking about TWINKIEBOY

  • @That_Guy--
    @That_Guy-- 8 місяців тому +2

    The fact that "Twinkieboy's" vomit story was voiced by Han-Tyumi from Murder of the Universe is an insane coincidence

  • @JerichoTheCity
    @JerichoTheCity 8 місяців тому +27

    Coney is the best cringe confessional host of all time

    • @zeldafan6124
      @zeldafan6124 8 місяців тому +5

      I think Coney is a better host tbh

    • @ToastedFrench12
      @ToastedFrench12 8 місяців тому +3

      Nah I think Coney is best host

  • @Sawxer_
    @Sawxer_ 8 місяців тому +32

    CC IS THE GREATEST VIDEO SERIES OF ALL TIME EVRR

  • @bladefox5082
    @bladefox5082 8 місяців тому +6

    Coney it's time for a cut

  • @Str8EdgeJesse
    @Str8EdgeJesse 8 місяців тому +4

    "To this day I still can't listen to that song without getting flashbacks and i will NEVER be seen in a fedora ever again"
    Is this about Ska? I must know

    • @assassinonprozac
      @assassinonprozac 8 місяців тому +1

      The song was “Best Day of My Life” by American Authors.

    • @Str8EdgeJesse
      @Str8EdgeJesse 8 місяців тому

      @assassinonprozac I feel like this is worse because at least I understand the fedora and Ska connection.

  • @eugenekrabs141
    @eugenekrabs141 8 місяців тому +3

    I can't believe Twinkie boy threw up like that bro.

  • @perkypears
    @perkypears 8 місяців тому +1

    ngl watching this while high and literally playing gran turismo 3 on my other monitor when the gran turismo 3 main menu theme started playing in the video tripped me up so bad

  • @aronimacaroni2982
    @aronimacaroni2982 8 місяців тому +7

    16:17 SONIC UNLEASHED MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣

  • @crazycowcraft350
    @crazycowcraft350 8 місяців тому +19

    TWINKIE BOY NOOO

  • @Lukas-d7m
    @Lukas-d7m 3 місяці тому +1

    All I’m saying is we don’t know where Twinkie Boy was on September 11

  • @purple_roy2190
    @purple_roy2190 8 місяців тому +2

    we somehow went to cringe poop jokes to almost murder

  • @Swaggster900
    @Swaggster900 5 місяців тому

    16:16 the “victory” music he played is from Sonic Unleashed after you get an E rank

    • @Swaggster900
      @Swaggster900 5 місяців тому

      16:45 This is also the Victory music from Sonic Unleashed Stage clear version

  • @agentclank8183
    @agentclank8183 8 місяців тому +3

    Dude used Amaterasu the whole day.

  • @WaddleDee105
    @WaddleDee105 8 місяців тому +2

    Adam Sandler has done severe damage to multiple generations

  • @Pepisis
    @Pepisis 8 місяців тому +12

    HAHA TWINKIE BOY! 🫵

  • @mikeychrisanthus9948
    @mikeychrisanthus9948 8 місяців тому +3

    The chess zoom story got the biggest reaction out of me in a while. If anybody finds that video, pleeease comment it.

  • @skullsnake9009
    @skullsnake9009 Місяць тому

    The table communication drawing story would be the start of my villain arc (also lol twinkie boy)

  • @MV_Magic7337
    @MV_Magic7337 8 місяців тому +3

    Man, every story I hear in these makes mine look like nothing😂 and if any of mine make UA-cam, then maybe they are bad and I’m NEVER revealing myself

  • @Juth2003
    @Juth2003 8 місяців тому +1

    currently sick and staying home today, and coney never fails to entertain

  • @ReallyRASYT
    @ReallyRASYT 8 місяців тому +2

    the chess kid on some Greg Heffley shit

  • @sdragonheimer
    @sdragonheimer 8 місяців тому +1

    does anyone know what the one song is called at 16:25

    • @naverick22
      @naverick22 8 місяців тому

      chat kinda mentions it in the video, but it's the E-Rank Results Screen music from Sonic Unleashed.

    • @sdragonheimer
      @sdragonheimer 8 місяців тому

      @@naverick22 TY

  • @thelegendaryhusquin9906
    @thelegendaryhusquin9906 8 місяців тому +1

    Always a good time when Cringe Confessional is on!

  • @superantikaiju
    @superantikaiju 6 місяців тому

    peanut allergy boy really bit into the peanut shaped snack thinking everything would be fine

  • @ethanparfitt3432
    @ethanparfitt3432 8 місяців тому +1

    man i ain’t NEVER gonna camp with twinky boy

  • @mason557
    @mason557 8 місяців тому +1

    Every time one of these gets published I think they can't get any worse. This is one of the times where being wrong may not be a good thing

  • @lylelylecrocodile2538
    @lylelylecrocodile2538 8 місяців тому

    14:24 this one doesn't even count as cringe it's just a fucking amazing redemption arc also please someone link the remix of that chess story here

  • @Theorpo
    @Theorpo 8 місяців тому +2

    Congrats to the people getting married this month. Enjoy the Pizza and Cake :)

  • @cooperg.4110
    @cooperg.4110 8 місяців тому

    The video isn't loading but i swear to god if twinkie boy has a submission ill be pissed.

  • @S.O.SStudio
    @S.O.SStudio 8 місяців тому

    WHAT WAS THIS EPISODE? THIS WAS SOMETHING PFFFT.

  • @uwuDezzyuwu
    @uwuDezzyuwu 8 місяців тому +1

    Cringe Confessional is always an insta click. Thanks Conedawg.

  • @CharlieCreedonWells
    @CharlieCreedonWells 7 місяців тому

    Why haven’t I been watching these?? This is the best.

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 8 місяців тому +1

    Yay i love this! Cringe is dead but content lives!

  • @99jmaster
    @99jmaster 8 місяців тому

    12:13 ain't no way somebody referenced Eddie Rath in the year of our Lord 2024

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 8 місяців тому

    Petition to have this reuploaded without the awkward editing cuts.

  • @lukewilmington9807
    @lukewilmington9807 8 місяців тому

    Supertf clearly moonlighting as "Twinkyboy," let's be real. This is his way of apologizing for the Tekken tournament. Also have you seen the guy? There couldn't be a more fitting Twinkyboy.
    Edit: This episode was gold, not a single story missed

  • @twilightyuki_
    @twilightyuki_ 8 місяців тому +1

    THIS COMMENT IS TO BOOST THE ALGORITHM FOR MY FAVORITE STREAMER CONEY'S UA-cam CHANNEL

  • @ninjacats200
    @ninjacats200 7 місяців тому

    The thing the kids did for the teacher reminds me of something we did in 1st grade. We each had a star and we put a picture of ourselves on it cause we are all stars. Then we passed them around and everyone wrote something nice about the person on the star. If I remember correctly I just wrote the same thing on everyone's star. XD. I actually still have mine and it's hanging up in my room. It was like 15 plus years ago and I still have it.

  • @matmoome
    @matmoome 8 місяців тому

    If you find a way to turn on cheats in console and you use it to see through walls instead of using it to have fun and spawn a million chickens, then you've failed at life

  • @Mechadeuce
    @Mechadeuce 8 місяців тому +1

    But why would Twinkie boy out himself like that? Dis he not know this would extend his bullying sentence?

  • @thewoofalo631
    @thewoofalo631 Місяць тому

    No, I have a brother who actually does hate pizza, he doesn’t like cheese and bread, but likes muffins weirdly enough, and cornbread, idk what the difference between that and a loaf of bread that he would like muffins and cornbread but not the rest.

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 8 місяців тому +1

    24:30 i started in 2020 and I'm still abysmal at this, but that's sadly not all covids fault

  • @caderaid441
    @caderaid441 4 місяці тому +1

    many of the stories in the second half of the video felt so fake to me. anyone else feel that?

  • @roddorfj
    @roddorfj 8 місяців тому

    Wild fucking epilogues this episode

  • @person69420w
    @person69420w 8 місяців тому +2

    Congrats on beating the allegations, coney!

  • @kodra1510
    @kodra1510 8 місяців тому

    One of the better episodes in a while

  • @NotIzreal
    @NotIzreal 8 місяців тому +1

    5:05 I do now lol

  • @jactotum
    @jactotum 8 місяців тому

    twinky boy reminds me of coney at a young age

  • @ln8496
    @ln8496 8 місяців тому

    I bet he didnt even paint his nails purple for itachi

  • @EgaTehPro
    @EgaTehPro 8 місяців тому

    I live for cringe confessionals

  • @Drikett1
    @Drikett1 8 місяців тому

    id there a way for me to submit something?

  • @MonkHB
    @MonkHB 8 місяців тому

    Now we need someone to write in saying they shit themselves while playing basketball.

  • @Taz_Olson
    @Taz_Olson 7 місяців тому

    Fighting through blindness like the real Itachi

  • @yub6876
    @yub6876 8 місяців тому +1

    Favorite time of the month

  • @cacticacti4581
    @cacticacti4581 8 місяців тому +1

    WHYD HE KILL A CHATTER??!?!?!?

  • @josephcastle3872
    @josephcastle3872 8 місяців тому

    Damn, I feel sad for Twinkie Boy. Bro got farmed for engagement, smh.

  • @agentclank8183
    @agentclank8183 8 місяців тому +1

    The sonic unleashed bit with the story was the best part of this video.

  • @dogemaster9676
    @dogemaster9676 8 місяців тому

    CONEY YOU’RE AN ORIOLES FAN? ME TOO

  • @zet_zer0710
    @zet_zer0710 8 місяців тому

    Twinkieboy dreaming he was a mama bird

  • @heartspm
    @heartspm 8 місяців тому +1

    there was a lot of gay women in this episode

  • @munchlacks2900
    @munchlacks2900 8 місяців тому +1

    TWINKIE BOY ICANT

  • @isaacwoodman4289
    @isaacwoodman4289 8 місяців тому

    I like when they have happy endings :)

  • @WizardyDylan
    @WizardyDylan Місяць тому

    oh fuck my queen goes so hard

  • @BedBugReviews
    @BedBugReviews 8 місяців тому

    I'm cool w/ twinkie boy, obviously wasn't intentional, but potato boy needs to serve jail time

  • @OzMotion64
    @OzMotion64 8 місяців тому

    Les go! We got another one

  • @eyebrowse
    @eyebrowse 8 місяців тому

    Twinkie boy's 15 minutes of fame came and went this stream

  • @RonaldLiu929
    @RonaldLiu929 4 місяці тому

    I got a fucking ad of Coney x Amazon Prime just before this video started. Coincidence? I think NOT!

  • @elnicoelnicoelnico
    @elnicoelnicoelnico 8 місяців тому +1

    Pizza girl learned nothing lol

  • @parkerdarnell2913
    @parkerdarnell2913 8 місяців тому +1

    W intro

  • @JohannesBee
    @JohannesBee 8 місяців тому +1

    I feel sorry for you Twinkie Boy, but you should probably have helped your victim