Let’s be honest, everyone’s had that homestuck story at one point. Probably not the smut part, but we’ve definitely all found ourselves in a awkward situation when talking with someone who shares a common interest….
Who said that girl's crush was the bad guy? Dude was put in an impossible situation and found the best way out. Birthday saved, you can let her down later, what a thoughtful guy
the cringe confessional has quickly become my favorite series on this channel. The absolute degeneracy of the chat combined with Coney's humor is just *chef's kisses* 🤌
The missionary story reminded me of a similar incident from sometime during my childhood: Black neighborhood, my brother, sister, and I are playing outside (which we honestly rarely got to do). Some white lady comes up and starts talking to us and eventually asks if our parents were home. We thought she was just some new neighbor which was already weird because no other white people lived in the apartment complex. For some reason, we ended up bringing her upstairs where she had a whole conversation with my mom about whatever the fuck she was serving. The whole time, we knew we had fucked up and my mom was clearly trying to get her out of there. When she finally did leave, I just remember my mom being like: "Don't ever bring some random stranger into my house ever again!"
The last one was so heartwarming NGL I love it when people may look mature an nothing gets to them but they don't hide it well or just don't hide it at all
The missionary story got me so good. Pro tip from a former missionary from the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints tho, if you don't wanna talk to them, or aren't interested, just say outright you're not interested. Missionaries are so used to it that they won't get upset haha. They most likely appreciate your honesty more than anything. And if they get upset when you say you're not interested, other missionaries probably don't like them much either if I'm honest.
Only starting to read Homestuck a few months before it ended was the best decision of my life. Genuinely important piece of media, you see it's influence spread further and further each year.
8:58 okay i s2g the shadow one is legitimate 😭 i was out jogging one night and the street lights angle was justttt right that it looked like there was a person right behind me. the adrenaline i felt thinking someone had gotten that close to me without realizing💀
The best part of this stream was when someone wrote in with the joe biden leg hair story and coney just acted as if it was a real story for three minutes
I have to assume that the use of the Kingdom Hearts version of Under the Sea was a choice by the editor that Coney doesn't know about, and I just wanna say that's incredibly funny
I’m imagining that Simpsons scene with Smithers cowering from the strippers with that last story. But instead it’s some catatonic 15 year old boy in tears brokenly humming Disney tunes.
oh god that homestuck story... i was thinking maybe like "oh hes just going to be called cringe by teenagers for being an adult homestuck fan" and boy the disgust on my face when i read it and listened to the tts
Don Bluth's animation was fucking awesome. But I can't imagine a kid like Coney sitting through it. I loved shit like _NIMH_ and _All Dogs_ and _American Tail_ because they were rad, but _Thumbelina_ would send my ass outside for sure. Edit: I live in Utah - I'm a transplant, not a native. That Mormon Missionary story is spot-on. And yeah, they were definitely Mormons. That fits their standard operating procedure perfectly.
I served a mission myself and so the concept of randomly being invited into someone’s house and then seeing Coney walk in and realize “WAIT WHAT” is very funny Missionaries are obviously just young people with varying interests but are also religious so it would have been funny if one of them was a Smash-fan and recognized you, I and several of my companions would have been one of those kinds of people XD That said, totally chill if you wouldn’t want anything to do with that, whether it be religious mode or Smash fan mode, I imagine both could be pretty odd to walk in to out of nowhere after you come home from work XD So hey, understandable to leave the room or even if you just asked them to leave if you wanted that would also be understandable imo. In my experience, even just being able to talk to nice people about their days, even if they’re like “I don’t care to change religions at all” is still generally a good time. It’s a lot better than people yelling at you telling you you’re trash for such-and-such reason. So I’m sure that those two appreciated your wife’s kindness, even if she only did so out of pity.
2012 Art school. My roommate and a few of the girls nextdoor were obsessed with Homestuck. They would be on Tumblr during all hours with hundreds of porn images on their laptops. I knew it was cringe, but I'm a nice guy so I don't day anything. The dorms are having a Halloween party. The girls dressed up in the shitty gray makeup and horns but the color wasn't right. Everyone called them smurfs at the party. After the party they all came back to my room to complain about it. They sulked and cried for hours.
Man have to be here for the next show cause I just submitted my own story (won't tell which one), even if it doesn't make the cut, I NEED to start catching these live I am dying from some of these.
Okay, the music choice for this video is fantastic, but it also freaked me out. I’m currently playing Monster Hunter P3rd with the sound off, but here’s the hub theme in a jazzy remix in the video. Made me check to see if my sound was on. Also whoever edited this video is a huge weeb for P3rd and Persona 4 music
Only slightly related off a one-off comment he made: If Coney played Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People just as a bit for the older fans, that'd be astounding.
Lmao I’m a new fan too as of this past year. I don’t really get involved in fandoms very much and I mostly just take the characters and their circumstances at face value (no theorizing/shipping and all that), and I’m enjoying it very much. It’s a great story, but people can def go overboard with it IMO.
Cringe confessional has me laughing, crying, squealing, and horrified at the same time
Yep, that’s cringe
Can confirm that’s cringe
and cringing
The long pause before “in Utah” is easily what got me the best out of anything in this video
The chat saying Dabuz as the pitch black figure at 8:45 was killing me 😂
It was Detective Dabuz, who recently deduced that Maister clogged the Summit toilet.
Having been a missionary myself, that missionary story absolutely killed me
Based religious leader in chat
Dude same lol
Facts me too
I'm about to head out on my mission in a few weeks and also died on that story
Getting ready to do one and I'm so scared stuff like that will happen.......
LOVING THAT THE EDITOR CHOSE THE KINGDOM HEARTS VERSION OF “Under the Sea” LMFAO
Let’s be honest, everyone’s had that homestuck story at one point. Probably not the smut part, but we’ve definitely all found ourselves in a awkward situation when talking with someone who shares a common interest….
As someone who was in a high school anime club i had it every other week.
@@Slybandito7 going to a high school anime club is cringe in itself
@@danielf1833 can confirm it was
I didnt know what Homestuck was until now
Not someone needing to talk to me about Princess Molestia (MLP) like 6 years ago
Who said that girl's crush was the bad guy? Dude was put in an impossible situation and found the best way out. Birthday saved, you can let her down later, what a thoughtful guy
agreed
the cringe confessional has quickly become my favorite series on this channel. The absolute degeneracy of the chat combined with Coney's humor is just *chef's kisses* 🤌
The missionary story reminded me of a similar incident from sometime during my childhood:
Black neighborhood, my brother, sister, and I are playing outside (which we honestly rarely got to do). Some white lady comes up and starts talking to us and eventually asks if our parents were home. We thought she was just some new neighbor which was already weird because no other white people lived in the apartment complex. For some reason, we ended up bringing her upstairs where she had a whole conversation with my mom about whatever the fuck she was serving. The whole time, we knew we had fucked up and my mom was clearly trying to get her out of there.
When she finally did leave, I just remember my mom being like: "Don't ever bring some random stranger into my house ever again!"
The last one was so heartwarming NGL
I love it when people may look mature an nothing gets to them
but they don't hide it well or just don't hide it at all
I love this segment and it's an almost endless well of content keep submitting chat
The guy scared of his shadow eventually became a Roy main
The P4 I'll face myself remix hitting its peak with dude who couldn't face their own shadow was peak editing.
7:16 Im mad this made me laugh. But first audible laugh from me in years so thank you Coney, as well as whoever submitted that story
ALSO VINCE for the editing (please forgive me)
In years?
@@DeronHargrove shit aint been easy, coach
@@Sound_of_the_Seventh_Doot I get it and can relate to some extent.
@@Sound_of_the_Seventh_Dootmy condolences
The missionary story got me so good. Pro tip from a former missionary from the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints tho, if you don't wanna talk to them, or aren't interested, just say outright you're not interested. Missionaries are so used to it that they won't get upset haha. They most likely appreciate your honesty more than anything.
And if they get upset when you say you're not interested, other missionaries probably don't like them much either if I'm honest.
Coney must be the biggest Persona fan ever with all this music. Didn't realize he loved anime so much.
You must not know what editors are
@@SuperSilver7591 what's an editor?
The more he hates anime, the more he loves Persona.
@@kalecraft8906 just a book thing, they change some wording in books before release or something
This is one of the best segments ever, plz keep going fellas
that homestuck story was fucking horrifying
-wait fuck i know this guy hello-
As the resident coney homestuck fan, I find that story fucking hilarious. Because people would do that. A lot.
i cant feel my sides- that one absolutely ruined me.
Only starting to read Homestuck a few months before it ended was the best decision of my life.
Genuinely important piece of media, you see it's influence spread further and further each year.
@@Cri_Jackalit is a law of the internet that every so often, someone will reinvent Homestuck
I love how he didn't notice the entire chat spamming dmca for under the sea
8:58 okay i s2g the shadow one is legitimate 😭 i was out jogging one night and the street lights angle was justttt right that it looked like there was a person right behind me. the adrenaline i felt thinking someone had gotten that close to me without realizing💀
The best part of this stream was when someone wrote in with the joe biden leg hair story and coney just acted as if it was a real story for three minutes
Editor using the KH version of Under The Sea really highlighted the hilarity of the situation.
I thought that last story was going a completely different direction 😂
It was surprisingly wholesome yeah 😅😅
I have to assume that the use of the Kingdom Hearts version of Under the Sea was a choice by the editor that Coney doesn't know about, and I just wanna say that's incredibly funny
this series is awesome
I’m imagining that Simpsons scene with Smithers cowering from the strippers with that last story. But instead it’s some catatonic 15 year old boy in tears brokenly humming Disney tunes.
oh god that homestuck story... i was thinking maybe like "oh hes just going to be called cringe by teenagers for being an adult homestuck fan" and boy the disgust on my face when i read it and listened to the tts
6:54 Ok bruh listen, as soon as he said "but something happened" i knew it was "shit my pants".DONT KNOW WHY.BUT i laughed my ass off.
Only 3 episodes in, and this is already my favorite series on UA-cam. Keep it up!
5:11 I KNEW this was Persona 4 music. Nice one Alias
Coneys animaniacs story is the most single child story ive ever heard
Don Bluth's animation was fucking awesome.
But I can't imagine a kid like Coney sitting through it. I loved shit like _NIMH_ and _All Dogs_ and _American Tail_ because they were rad, but _Thumbelina_ would send my ass outside for sure.
Edit: I live in Utah - I'm a transplant, not a native. That Mormon Missionary story is spot-on. And yeah, they were definitely Mormons. That fits their standard operating procedure perfectly.
I served a mission myself and so the concept of randomly being invited into someone’s house and then seeing Coney walk in and realize “WAIT WHAT” is very funny
Missionaries are obviously just young people with varying interests but are also religious so it would have been funny if one of them was a Smash-fan and recognized you, I and several of my companions would have been one of those kinds of people XD
That said, totally chill if you wouldn’t want anything to do with that, whether it be religious mode or Smash fan mode, I imagine both could be pretty odd to walk in to out of nowhere after you come home from work XD
So hey, understandable to leave the room or even if you just asked them to leave if you wanted that would also be understandable imo. In my experience, even just being able to talk to nice people about their days, even if they’re like “I don’t care to change religions at all” is still generally a good time. It’s a lot better than people yelling at you telling you you’re trash for such-and-such reason. So I’m sure that those two appreciated your wife’s kindness, even if she only did so out of pity.
Coney’s editor just loves persona music lol
Based editor
@@deadjoystickz7173 agreed
Wish there was a list of the songs played.
2012 Art school. My roommate and a few of the girls nextdoor were obsessed with Homestuck. They would be on Tumblr during all hours with hundreds of porn images on their laptops. I knew it was cringe, but I'm a nice guy so I don't day anything. The dorms are having a Halloween party. The girls dressed up in the shitty gray makeup and horns but the color wasn't right. Everyone called them smurfs at the party. After the party they all came back to my room to complain about it. They sulked and cried for hours.
The person with an accommodating look may have thought that they were hitting on him. And may not have been displeased by the idea?
Man have to be here for the next show cause I just submitted my own story (won't tell which one), even if it doesn't make the cut, I NEED to start catching these live I am dying from some of these.
18:18 the millisecond after you said that I got an add that immediately started with “DiG iN!”
I'm quite pleased to see that the worst I am capable of isn't cringe
These new series going crazy.
That last story is the best story I've ever heard
love you coney! youre my fav youtube person rn !
Okay, the music choice for this video is fantastic, but it also freaked me out. I’m currently playing Monster Hunter P3rd with the sound off, but here’s the hub theme in a jazzy remix in the video. Made me check to see if my sound was on.
Also whoever edited this video is a huge weeb for P3rd and Persona 4 music
Bro the Armada fart sound effect is so funny
As someone who really enjoyed homestuck, I will never talk about it to a person irl. It is cringe and I accept it.
12:29 I paused perfectly on the frame and just went (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣ᴺᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼ in my head
I need the Coney VOD for this one dude
This series is gold
Omg the Homestuck one
God the cringe confessional content is soooo good
what happened at 11:00 literally happened to me the other day and it was so uncomfortable
Only slightly related off a one-off comment he made:
If Coney played Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People just as a bit for the older fans, that'd be astounding.
LETSGO MORE CONFESSIONAL
That homestuck one reminds me of something vaguely similar when I wore an Attack on Titan shirt to school one day
Cancelling netflix just to watch cringe confessional over and over
I hear monster hunter jazz in this one, very good music choice lol
The 'In Utah' part is so fucking good, I rewatched that bit so many fucking times
19:45 the second person should have gone to sit down too.
7:31 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE LMAOOOO
Armada fart
Persona music? In my coney video? It’s more likely than you’d think
This is one of the best content series
Jesus Christ that fucking Homestuck one went in, perhaps, the WORST DIRECTION POSSIBLE
OMG I completely forgot the 1st story of the night was Edward Dickhands LMFAO
Editor is now using persona remixes to sneak in anime into these videos, what a legend
This is why homestuck is never getting peeped.
1:06 well, we found that guy from Joel's class
I'll face myself was a banger song choice
Rewatched this and nearly commented this again
The greatest cringe confessional series of all time
Hearing the Homestuck one live was crazy
Bro Han-Tyumi chimes in at 17:00 . Coney is part of the Gizzverse?
Tickle tickle tickle had me sobbing.
The seaweed is always greener...
*_in somebody else's lake_*
how much of a fucking nerd do i have to be to realize that the music playing at 15:34 is a jazz rendition of Yukumo Footbaths god dammit lmao
this fit goes crazy!
2:55 I’m Swedish and I recognize that dialect but I’m not sure what area it is.
I was waiting for this. Actually counting the days.
Gonna make my kids wear deodorant day 1 so they don’t ever get that phase where hygiene is nasty
Coneys mom is a saint
I love this series 🤝
cringe vids are a gold mine for content
9:04 don't tell this guy about Greninja's side b
12:18 Saving this for later cringe.
The only thing scarier that Edward Scissorhands must be Edward Dickhands
i started homestuck a few weeks ago. i haven't gotten far but it was pretty fun. MAN that story is funny tho!
Lmao I’m a new fan too as of this past year. I don’t really get involved in fandoms very much and I mostly just take the characters and their circumstances at face value (no theorizing/shipping and all that), and I’m enjoying it very much. It’s a great story, but people can def go overboard with it IMO.
Homestarrunner is so good.
was not expecting to encounter homestuck in a coney video wtf
Was there persona 4 music in the background or am i tweaking?
Does anyone know the name of the song at 12:53
To the editor: thank you for the touhou jazz music, always makes a video better! :)
14:15 NAH BRO NOT GHOST RIDER
Are we not gonna talk about the Persona music Coney
The term cringe really shifted society huh
Why is Coney's shirt Radioactive??
CATHERINE MUSIC? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST PERSONA MUSIC THIS EDITOR RULES
My dad used to watch rated r movies with me all the time and whenever sex would come on I’d have to cover my eyes. Like it was every movie I swear
The middle hair part
I watched the VOD of this stream so I'm going to skip out on this one, but I'll be sure to tune in next time, poop boy!
This series will never end because I don't thibk there is a shortage to the embarrassing stories a twitch chat has experienced
He was 15 and not allowed to watch Game of Thrones 😂