Imagine being me, looking forward to this for weeks. Finding the perfect video. Remembering a funny cow video I saw on Discord and diggit it up. Managing to get in the first 64. Waiting patiently for your video. And what do I see in the second matchup? The same fucking cow but Coney liked that one slightly more. This is my Joker moment.
It was interesting watching live cause I’m used to the curated UA-cam videos of good submissions for stuff like react wars and not witnessing Coney’s anger at bad submissions
When his chat doesn't listen to him and submits things that are the opposite of what he said to submit aintnoway. That poor albino bear being shipped back and forth because it kept on getting mistaken as a polar bear LOL. Deserves to win for that sad but very funny story.
Unfortunately, it's a fake story. The bear we see at the end was a circus bear that was kept in a small cage for many years. That's why he was so stunted. Thankfully, he was eventually rescued and given a proper enclosure to live with plenty of space, which is what we see at the end.
Fun fact! Some of the white bears shown in the Joey video aren’t polar bears or albino! They’re a kind of brown bear called a Kermode which occasionally are born with white fur. Even though the effect is similar, it’s much more common than albanism, and is a totally different genetic mechanism.
Also, the sleepy, disheveled bear at the start is Chada! She’s a Himalayan Brown bear and I believe her coloration is due to her age and potentially the poor conditions she lived in while she was a circus bear (she’s been rescued now and is living in a shelter in Ukraine).
The alleged original story is a lot more depressing. iirc Joey was a circus bear that lived in a tiny cage, hence the noticeable hunchback, which thankfully was moved to a zoo.
This format is weird because unlike the music ones once you watch the video once its less funny, I think having the contestants send in multiple videos to beat each other with humor would be a better way to gauge who i funnier. great video overall I like coney most of the time :)
If anyone can help, I’m trying to find the video at 13:19 with little luck, since fsr there’s no watermark and I can’t string the right words together to find it. Would appreciate any help if anyone knows the title
Joey the bear and the beavers gave me the best idea ever. Send beavers to Antarctica so they can build a huge ass dam that blocks the water from rising the global sea levels. How has no one ever thoughts of this before?!
The bear waking up is a completely different bear, one named Chada, and she is adorable and so cute (she loves to splash water); she is taken care of by White Rock Bear Shelter.
gonna be honest as someone who "watched the wholething!" more of this... if not react wars... i like it a lot. its like a yearly time capsule of memes.
React wars was what i looked forward to on your channel. I realize what happened, I just stopped coming by, but I think i was just waiting to see a react wars thumbnail in my recommended.
I refuse to believe anyone with a working brain actually believes the joey polar bear story to be real, the parachuting beaver thing is way funnier because it actually turned out to be a good idea
When one reaction series dies, another arises
reactboros
Facts
OMG ARISE LIKE SOLO LEVELING!!!
@4546Bean ARISE?
The Coney Phoenix
Imagine being me, looking forward to this for weeks. Finding the perfect video. Remembering a funny cow video I saw on Discord and diggit it up. Managing to get in the first 64. Waiting patiently for your video. And what do I see in the second matchup? The same fucking cow but Coney liked that one slightly more. This is my Joker moment.
LMAOOOO
You gotta enter the next one
That's *bullshit*
even MY pet crow would get mad at that
@@martrewski7321 AAAH
It was interesting watching live cause I’m used to the curated UA-cam videos of good submissions for stuff like react wars and not witnessing Coney’s anger at bad submissions
Coney im almost certain cancelled last react wars with an episode left cause of how bad the submissions were
Wait can you give more context?
@Pikaclev Same I need a VOD link
@@dylansetright3359 if i remember right, he said he was gonna extend the season an extra episode but the last stream was so bad he said fuck that
@@daveytoowavey he called it the penultimate episode of the season at the start of the stream. Then never did the actual last episode
When his chat doesn't listen to him and submits things that are the opposite of what he said to submit aintnoway.
That poor albino bear being shipped back and forth because it kept on getting mistaken as a polar bear LOL.
Deserves to win for that sad but very funny story.
Unfortunately, it's a fake story. The bear we see at the end was a circus bear that was kept in a small cage for many years. That's why he was so stunted. Thankfully, he was eventually rescued and given a proper enclosure to live with plenty of space, which is what we see at the end.
Yeah I did some research cause the story felt weird. It's definitely fake.
Fun fact! Some of the white bears shown in the Joey video aren’t polar bears or albino!
They’re a kind of brown bear called a Kermode which occasionally are born with white fur. Even though the effect is similar, it’s much more common than albanism, and is a totally different genetic mechanism.
Also, the sleepy, disheveled bear at the start is Chada!
She’s a Himalayan Brown bear and I believe her coloration is due to her age and potentially the poor conditions she lived in while she was a circus bear (she’s been rescued now and is living in a shelter in Ukraine).
Kermodes are black bears
@ You’re right! That was a mistake on my part. Thanks for the correction!
Watching Joey the Albino Bear this stream had me in fucking tears. It's apparently a fake story but man what a great video
Im not sure if I'm happy or sad that it's fake. Like it would be really funny if it's true but so incredibly sad for Joey.
Fake or not the sheer audacity of the idea is so funny that paired with the video of it waking up from hibernation it DOESN'T matter
The alleged original story is a lot more depressing. iirc Joey was a circus bear that lived in a tiny cage, hence the noticeable hunchback, which thankfully was moved to a zoo.
The glasses guy's ult: "You wanna know what made me wear these glasses??" *takes glasses off and laserbeams you*
"Even in times of peace, we still need funny movies to watch"
Couldn't have said it better myself Coney
one thing to make this series better would be to link to all the videos in the video in the description just so we can go to the original creator!
Tbf all the titles are th3re so it can't be that hard to search
homestuck
@@illfordit would still be a great addition. Sometimes you can search the exact title and UA-cam still won’t show you the video
@@SlurpyTheDogplus a lot of them could be unlisted so linking them is def the best option
@@h__8792 Morgan Freeman True Emote
Holy shit, the Comedy Bracket Tourney! The CBT!
I am convinced Coney will break into hysterical laughter at any loud or silly noise regardless of whether the content is actually funny.
The habitful sponsorship expired and Coney was just so ashamed he did away with ratings as a whole.
This format is weird because unlike the music ones once you watch the video once its less funny, I think having the contestants send in multiple videos to beat each other with humor would be a better way to gauge who i funnier. great video overall I like coney most of the time :)
I still would’ve won I have so many locked and loaded lol
@@lukemagnotta7338lol
The best thing about the Anthony Hopkins one is the aspect ratio randomly changing mid-scene
This is like the lovechild between React Wars and Wheel Champ and I'm all for it.
Can’t believe this is the first time Coney’s seen sugar gay
If anyone can help, I’m trying to find the video at 13:19 with little luck, since fsr there’s no watermark and I can’t string the right words together to find it. Would appreciate any help if anyone knows the title
React Wars III: The New Generation. Can't wait for next year when we get React Wars III: Second Impact
10:11 I’m not even mad he called it a shiny I’m mad I didn’t think of it like that until now
Joey doesn't even really look like a polar bear at all, the face shape is all different and he's not built like a polar bear either!
The most unrealistic part of that shaq video was that he made the free throw.
Aww Bruce made me realize how sweet cows are. They are like big weird dogs
delightful outro, appreciate the effort, thanks
Joey the bear and the beavers gave me the best idea ever. Send beavers to Antarctica so they can build a huge ass dam that blocks the water from rising the global sea levels.
How has no one ever thoughts of this before?!
The absolute funniest thing about this video being posted now is that Sergio Perez JUST got fired. Perfect timing there.
Bro picked the world's saddest video as winner of his funniest video bracket AINTNOWAY
Looking forward to the future where we have enough react series to put them in their own battle royale
This stream was ASS ass, chatters are no longer funny smh
I’m ngl I watched this live and im shocked it got turned into a video lmao
The bear waking up is a completely different bear, one named Chada, and she is adorable and so cute (she loves to splash water); she is taken care of by White Rock Bear Shelter.
My favourite segment was at 4:30 I literally couldnt stop laughing😂😂😂
As a British person ive seen Bruno for like 6 years now so seeing someone first time feels so weird now 😭
hoopology was a great cameo, one of the best on this channel
Haven't watched the video yet but the funniest video ever is simply "nakat mythra rant"
It's so good
Died didn’t he?
@DRANKWORLD ??
@alexemp6201 oh wrong one. Meant to reply to a post about what really happened to the polar bear. Sorry 😂
Shaq hitting both ft was the most unrealistic part of that vid
The grand finals winner made me laugh for a solid 5 min
17:01 i know when I'm beat, that shit was fucking gold
I fact checked the polar bear story and I regret it, sometimes it's funnier to just believe bs
Anybody know where I can find the VOD for this?
Does anyone know where the full vod for this video is?
The children cry out for modern bloodsport! WOO!
Oh my god the albino bear story. Amazing
9:50 lowkey crazy 😭
Love this!
13:30 winter soldier ult
....ARMED AND DANGEROUS!
@ …AGAIN!
...AGAIN!
Uuhh-GAIN
8:38 this shit a gabber beat
The Joey one was bear racism
gonna be honest as someone who "watched the wholething!" more of this... if not react wars... i like it a lot. its like a yearly time capsule of memes.
React wars was what i looked forward to on your channel. I realize what happened, I just stopped coming by, but I think i was just waiting to see a react wars thumbnail in my recommended.
I liked the video so much! I sure am happy to be engaging with this creator in the comments section
WHAT coney has clay toad outro! Nice :')
yet another banger coney video.
That’s it MODS send coney to the North Pole.
Coney of duty: React ops 6
Least realistic thing in the basketball vid is Shaq sinking both frees
Idk how this guy tolerates Bruce lol
FELLAS
I refuse to believe anyone with a working brain actually believes the joey polar bear story to be real, the parachuting beaver thing is way funnier because it actually turned out to be a good idea
reacting is so back :')
Although I'm very upset the Draymond Green highlights didn't at least make top 8, I have to say it was a good top 4
Why did the kid that Chuck Taylor scared look like pre pubescent Rowley
31 views in a minute, bro rose up
the stream that finally killed react wars
I'll miss habitful 5s and "it's a 3"
There are no wars, yet I must react
Joey the bear is (luckily) just a fake
Whats the name of the opening music???
Gold not making it into this video is so sad
WE’RE SO BACK
bro did not a single professional see the bear? brown bears arent even shaped like polar bears wtf
I hate to be the one to tell you this but the whole Joey thing didn’t actually happen, it’s just a joke.
@ thank god
I literally just found the video I was going to submit to React Wars and now I, UA-cam viewer, find out it’s dead…
As a spooning Big Man I say CHIAOTZU SWEEP
Close enough, welcome back react wars
There goes my baby
I’m gonna crumb
I just cookied.
DIRECTOR COGGER?
1:32 btw Sergio Perez was just fired from Red Bull’s F1 team cause he just sucks ass. He was great for PR tho, Mexican fans loved him
Bruce appreciation post
You'll never top react wars format. Wheelchamp and react royale are pale imitations.
8:52
Ngl, I'm amazed it went from "Huh, booba" into LMAO😂😂😂
react wars 2: electric boogaloo
I really want to know how he felt about Hi Baby Girl
RIP React Wars
man i liked it
holy shit 9:43 took me out
11:00, oh lord
Wait a minute, this isn't Wheelchamp
Good movie coney
8:40 yeezus ass noise
fortnite OG making EVERYONE get back into battle royales goddamn
I loved it! This content was made for me! More please!
Albino bear is the perfect example of why humans need to leave shit alone.
Is Kirby Voice Acting in this Video?
Please Submit Kirby Voice Acting but real by JC Players
Trust me this react content is different
Awesome Coney video!
im so sad that joey's story is fake
My goat chuck taylor
Free my boy Vince you menace
God I watched that first video live and boy oh boy
That was C R I N G E from Sylvester.
Poor Joey
Someone's gotta submit potion seller soundtrack. Please someone who tunes into the streams submit it