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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @andrewprahst2529
    @andrewprahst2529 Рік тому +291

    Hey UA-cam chat members!
    Coney left out a story, let me recount it for you.
    There was a boy who was a fan of Coney back in the Brawl days, and he heard that Coney's favorite show was Moral Orel, so he watched it for himself.
    For those who don't know, the basic plot revolves around Orel taking very wrong lessons from church. Meanwhile, the boy who submitted this came from a very religious family, and assumed this was a Christian kids show like Veggietales.
    In one episode, in response to the preacher talking about being fruitful and multiplying, Orel takes matters into his own hands by sneaking into the congregation's homes at night and artificially inseminating the women in their sleep. This led to some husbands thinking they were being cheated on, and other women that they immaculately concieved like the Virgin Mary.
    Cut to the submitter of this story, who at this time does not know where babies come from. He asks his parents to watch the episode with him to explain what was happening. His parents are mortified, and they tell him this "Coney" is a bad influence, and that he should not associate with him.
    Coney tells the editor to cut out this story because he doesn't want UA-cam to know he was a bad influence.

    • @Julian-um2om
      @Julian-um2om Рік тому +17

      amazing, thank you

    • @foks0054
      @foks0054 Рік тому +2

      lol nice

    • @castform7
      @castform7 Рік тому +7

      I actually saw this live as I tuned in and out of the stream since it was on UA-cam for once. Felt good being there to see it. Still am curious about that show but not curious enough to check it out myself.

    • @andrewprahst2529
      @andrewprahst2529 6 місяців тому +9

      *come to the comments to see if anyone said what the left out story was*
      *See my own comment explaining just that*
      Oh yeah, that

    • @Papyru23
      @Papyru23 29 днів тому

      ​@andrewprahst2529 actually the realest shit

  • @Xanek
    @Xanek Рік тому +348

    The guy with the shortened Achilles tendons went 0 to 100 real quick, how the hell did it turn into an exorcism LOL.
    This Cringe Confessional was spicy and had a lot of cut content... Moral Orel...

    • @inaccurateprophecy8971
      @inaccurateprophecy8971 Рік тому +24

      The Moral Orel story was too awe-inspiring for UA-cam.

    • @kestrelynn
      @kestrelynn Рік тому +18

      ​@inaccurateprophecy8971 one might even say they were inspired by coney...to...
      Watch the vod...

    • @WohaoG
      @WohaoG Рік тому

      Say no more

    • @razzdazzjazz
      @razzdazzjazz Рік тому +4

      When in the vod is the Moral Orel story?

    • @OverMarlin
      @OverMarlin Рік тому +1

      @@razzdazzjazz It’s only on twitch. The time stamp is 56:30-1:01:56

  • @tonyg9775
    @tonyg9775 Рік тому +129

    10:51 sigh of relief because that was shaping up to be a human trafficking story

    • @joemkdd
      @joemkdd Рік тому +12

      something tells me that wouldn't be on cringe confessionals, let alone on the edited youtube version

    • @tonyg9775
      @tonyg9775 Рік тому +1

      @@joemkdd true

    • @supercamborg4218
      @supercamborg4218 Рік тому +1

      He really just got abducted

    • @idlegameplayer3756
      @idlegameplayer3756 Місяць тому +1

      catholic priest is probably #2 worst person to lead a little boy into a warehouse

  • @SaintBoar
    @SaintBoar Рік тому +186

    LonelyOneHere is so fucking clever. I'm so glad someone around here knows how to make Coney funny.

    • @jamesprumos7775
      @jamesprumos7775 Рік тому +45

      "This movie is an absolute heaping pile of garbage. This is not a movie, it's a game. The poster was so cringe I tore it off the theater wall."

  • @goggles8691
    @goggles8691 Рік тому +56

    In case anyone is wondering about the exorcism story, if I remember correctly, the surgery opens up your tendons and puts rods in them or something to lengthen them and requires a sizable amount of rehab

  • @tpc_red9884
    @tpc_red9884 Рік тому +47

    Did the editor come up with LonelyOneHere 9:15 ? Coney has never made a joke that clever.

  • @jayde4872
    @jayde4872 Рік тому +20

    3:58 the perfect backpedal would be to say "thank god, because I asked you on a dare"

  • @verbage432
    @verbage432 Рік тому +31

    Idk If my girl let the tech deck guy hit I’d have to re-evaluate everything because what does that say about me

    • @rodgeers7347
      @rodgeers7347 Рік тому +6

      Nothing. The girl was either letting everyone hit it and only telling her mans the worst one, or she couldn't get anyone to hit it so that was the best she could do.

  • @mrgreenboy644
    @mrgreenboy644 Рік тому +44

    LETS GO CRINGE CONFESSIONALS
    Also I realized that mine wasn't qualified for the cringe confessional so I posted mine in the live chat.
    This resulted in Coney reading the 150-character synopsis and was audibly unamused that I would skip the line like that

    • @mrgreenboy644
      @mrgreenboy644 Рік тому +16

      Also for anyone who wanted the bean burrito bite story here's the full version since it's not going on CC:
      One day I was at campus center of my college, eating a burrito and watching a Failboat video when I felt like someone was trying to get my attention. I looked to my left and standing there was this REALLY cute Asian lady about my age, maybe a year younger at most looking right at me. Jet black hair, a beautiful smile, stunning eyes. She was genuinely gorgeous and I actually got stunlocked for a second when I saw her.
      She asked me what I was watching, but I had my entire mouth full to the gills with chicken, beans, pico de gallo, etc. I meant to make a little "mmph" sound ("give me a second please, I have food in my mouth").
      I'd also like to note that there was a low wall that would have covered my phone based on the direction her friends were walking in, meaning she likely saw me first and then decided to ask about the video as an opener. Her friends were pretty surprised at her being so friendly, too.
      Anyways, back to the mmph. Half of my food spilled out of my mouth.
      Schlop, schlop, SCHLOP. Just a waterfall of beans and cheese.
      The conversation didn't last long after that lol

    • @IncrediblyUnfunny
      @IncrediblyUnfunny Рік тому +2

      I remember you explained that if it made it in it would've been read already so it must've not made the cut, but coney didn't see that part

    • @WohaoG
      @WohaoG Рік тому

      ig coney just thought if it doesn't make it it doesn't make it@@IncrediblyUnfunny

  • @Bigguymax06
    @Bigguymax06 Рік тому +73

    We will never forget the moral oral story

  • @pivotguydc1149
    @pivotguydc1149 Рік тому +5

    Ex-Pro Super Smash Brothers player doesn't believe Pro TechDeck exists
    now I've heard everything

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 Рік тому +23

    The chipmunk made it to the panic room so it didn't bleed out in front of the patrons.

  • @S1lv3r1
    @S1lv3r1 9 місяців тому +2

    18:33 "Who gives a fuck about movies?!?"

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +30

    I think the trope of "nerds don't have friends who are girls" is so dumb, i'm the absolute nerdiest bitch there is and my highschool time was mostly me having 90% female friends, it's not that strange

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 Рік тому +11

      why did nerds get the reputation of having no female friends when that's all girls wanna be with 'em

    • @FzeroVaporeon
      @FzeroVaporeon Рік тому +3

      Ikr girls are greeting me and I don't even know their names

  • @mrdrprofessor8849
    @mrdrprofessor8849 Рік тому +7

    Wise comment viewer. I advise you to check out the vod. There is a notable story there that absolutely needed to be cut from this but its oretty funny.

  • @skinnyleaf9346
    @skinnyleaf9346 Рік тому +12

    Moral of the story: Never reveal that power level

  • @andresabbag3231
    @andresabbag3231 Рік тому +14

    Bro when the "new version update" notification came up I couldn't hold it😂😂. What a fucked up story

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +13

    I'm shit at hiding my power level but I also don't care how ppl see me for the most part. If I'm gonna start dating tho I might have to practice that, but I also think nerding out with someone is the best bonding moment there is!

    • @Silver-hi1ky
      @Silver-hi1ky Рік тому +5

      Best of luck to you

    • @adv78
      @adv78 Рік тому +5

      Hiding your power level doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't stop nerding out and bonding.
      You shouldn't hide what you like and what you're interested in, just don't lead with stuff like that, let the conversation naturally come to it, and if the other person shares you're interests, it surely will.

  • @michalswag
    @michalswag 10 місяців тому +1

    knowning that this is just january 2023 is so enlightening cuz i dont remember when i submitted my thing (definitely later than that) and ive watched this entire playlist curious if anythiing made it but thisi is both a relief and a horror

    • @RufioTheThird
      @RufioTheThird 6 місяців тому

      Hope yours made it in!

    • @michalswag
      @michalswag 6 місяців тому +1

      theres a chance it mightve got rejected altogether cuz it was very long and i heard that google forms is more fickle if you go over certain character count. still, i cant recall the date i sent it, so i guess ill just keep watching these until they get to 2024 or so.

    • @RufioTheThird
      @RufioTheThird 6 місяців тому

      @@michalswag There was a guy who sent a confession with so much yap, it had to be skipped. You’re fine

  • @FizzyFuzz13
    @FizzyFuzz13 Рік тому +10

    Teenage? Pokémon? CRINGE? It’s more likely than you think.

  • @jejetube7667
    @jejetube7667 Рік тому +2

    3:35 the important part here is that we gain a lesson from all of this.
    So listen up YT:
    The play there was to ask the girl a day or two BEFORE the talent show.
    That way he'd have known NOT to ask in front of everyone lmao

  • @1Henrink
    @1Henrink Рік тому +2

    Hope this vod gets uploaded soon, really want to see the unedited version with all stories.

    • @Crazy56U
      @Crazy56U Рік тому +2

      I legitimately want _all_ the stories he cut from the UA-cam videos to be put in a separate video.

  • @atwistedb
    @atwistedb Рік тому +31

    The best Coney show is BACK

  • @robertadamsx2
    @robertadamsx2 Рік тому +6

    Shout out to those who saw the moral oral story that was cut. I'll leave it at that. Haha.

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +4

    I rlly gotta get the confidence to ask someone out man, it's just sad at this point...

  • @mythosinfinite6736
    @mythosinfinite6736 7 місяців тому +1

    The guy with the teckdeck story was absolutely unbearable, like the saddest NTR story I've seen on here and it doesn't even register with him that he should be embarrased for himself.

  • @cartercohrs2580
    @cartercohrs2580 Рік тому +8

    In utter disbelief the clit flip joke was cut out

    • @jonathand.4088
      @jonathand.4088 Рік тому +4

      The editor could have added in the Tony Hawk Pro Skater sound effects and all 😢

  • @Lozzu
    @Lozzu Рік тому +5

    “LonelyOneHere” s-tier name editor

  • @grantroodbeen1316
    @grantroodbeen1316 Рік тому +7

    WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR MORAL OREL INFLUENCE

  • @ArcadeStriker
    @ArcadeStriker Рік тому +2

    11:44 It is funny that I was in this moment live to see Coney inspect element his way out of that update message since it refused to go away...and then you can see after the cut the "I hope the editor keeps this in" which they didn't
    so yeah, rip funny hackerman moment- the edits over the best moments here though were a worthy pay-off lmao

  • @Lanman106
    @Lanman106 Рік тому +3

    I feel so bad for the kid who watched Happy Feet alone. Why would his mom laugh at him? Poor kid got stood up.

  • @notaguy4289
    @notaguy4289 Рік тому +2

    21:00 why the fuck is WolfMain12 explaining why he´s not homophobic because he´s not scared of the gays to YaBoiPapyru

  • @gamejitzu
    @gamejitzu Рік тому +3

    The "cut story" from might have been one where a kid watched a Moral Orel episode called "God's Plan", who got confused by it and asked their parents to watch it with them. I think Coney was worried minors might be watching the stream so he kept it brief, even though the "flesh flashlight friends" story made it into the YT video
    edit: bruh literally the TOP COMMENT is this exact same topic, cool cool 🙂🙂

  • @Jamesington1214
    @Jamesington1214 Рік тому +5

    I’m sad he edited out the Moral Orel story

  • @Crable2
    @Crable2 Рік тому +8

    coney is the charlie brown of youtube

  • @nisio7320
    @nisio7320 Рік тому +6

    what the fuck happening with WolfMain12 at 20:55?

  • @beemansgaming
    @beemansgaming Рік тому +4

    Kid threw hands with a cat

  • @matthewbartlett3442
    @matthewbartlett3442 Рік тому +1

    really curious what tf happened with WolfMain12 near the end...but I guess it's not for UA-cam to know

  • @DoMorrMusic
    @DoMorrMusic Рік тому +3

    Moral Orel.

  • @rodanoly8
    @rodanoly8 Рік тому

    Someone please tell us what's this Moral Orel confessional that was cut.

  • @Lowqualitysoundtrack
    @Lowqualitysoundtrack 4 місяці тому

    The fact that I knew the bgm in the nerd story frame 1 was shopia's shop from p5s.....

  • @ThePastyprince
    @ThePastyprince Рік тому +5

    If I was the guy who accidentally poked someone with a banana ,*pause*, I'd respond to that unamused look with "sorry, I was looking for the shits, guess I couldn't get the giggles this time."

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 Рік тому +1

      then you would get punched in the face

    • @ThePastyprince
      @ThePastyprince Рік тому

      @matthewbartlett3442 maybe, but I never miss the opportunity for a funny yet shitty joke. No pun intended lmao

  • @jakegripss
    @jakegripss Рік тому +13

    You should include what month/months the stories are from all the time!

  • @C_Ranked
    @C_Ranked Рік тому +3

    She be confessing on my cringe

  • @McKnighty
    @McKnighty Рік тому +1

    Yea, maybe don’t ask your crush on stage infront of everyone…
    Seems like common sense.

  • @creeperking3472
    @creeperking3472 Рік тому

    I live in utah and have never even herd of anything so crazy anywhere closer than like carolina

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT Рік тому +4

    Oh my god, my favorite series. It's finally back. Let's fucking go dude

  • @vivianlessthan3
    @vivianlessthan3 Рік тому +2

    shoutout to the youtube chatters just spamming 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔 because coney wouldn't check it

  • @jojomations2596
    @jojomations2596 Рік тому

    That achilles story was WILD

  • @yellowslotcar
    @yellowslotcar 2 місяці тому

    I had an Achilles tendon lengthening too, its not fun

  • @Fenneccinos
    @Fenneccinos Рік тому +2

    I really feel the tech deck wife is a liar.

  • @defianthound407
    @defianthound407 Рік тому +1

    The totally not jealous chatter just had to expose his wife's ex on stream. He's totally not jealous

    • @defianthound407
      @defianthound407 Рік тому

      9:13 LOVELESS!!!

    • @defianthound407
      @defianthound407 Рік тому

      16:36 Such a good start to a horror flick. The plot and motivation is all there. Coney chatter confirmed Jason

  • @Thefrogking15
    @Thefrogking15 Рік тому +1

    That cowboys fan was completed in the right, cant blame a guy for cheering for his team. Would have done the same

  • @skimaskedabi
    @skimaskedabi 8 місяців тому

    I knew a professional tech decker lmao he was my best friend's longtime childhood friend. His wife ended up leaving him after she found a suction cup adult toy in their shower and my best friend did adult things with her on my couch and thats when i learned nobodys girl is sacred with my best friend lmaoo

  • @otakumaster4169
    @otakumaster4169 Рік тому

    Does anyone know the story that got edited out?

  • @Kidusrox
    @Kidusrox Рік тому

    i refuse to believe that professional techdeckers exist

  • @lylelylecrocodile2538
    @lylelylecrocodile2538 Рік тому

    18:26 does he know?

  • @davishmayo1643
    @davishmayo1643 Рік тому +1

    Bro really let that sink in...

  • @batatino8805
    @batatino8805 Рік тому

    Hey, when in the twitch vod does the cut story appear at?

  • @wumbojet
    @wumbojet Рік тому +2

    Btw, hiding your power level is never a good idea, you have to carefully show it from the start, it's way worse to surprise someone with how much of a geek you are than them kinda knowing from the beginning. Believe me.

    • @rodgeers7347
      @rodgeers7347 Рік тому +2

      If you're tryina marry then yeah, you're right. Otherwise, hide that shit

  • @hudson.wolf2024
    @hudson.wolf2024 6 місяців тому

    As someone who lives in Utah, I genuinely don’t get where these crap assumptions come from, it’s pretty normal here

  • @ornq8378
    @ornq8378 4 місяці тому

    after 3 hours you gotta see what those tek dek fingers do tho

  • @GamerIsASlur
    @GamerIsASlur Рік тому

    Also have a shortened Achilles, my calves are MASSIVE. Your lower legs get so strong. Tbf it sounds like this dude's Achilles were much worse than mine. For me, I'll naturally walk on my tippy toes, but I can force it down. Just have to put a lot of thought into walking sometimes

  • @leafofufo3264
    @leafofufo3264 Рік тому +1

    what happened to upload consistency? tues this sat now? used to be mon wed fri

  • @nexonus9513
    @nexonus9513 Рік тому

    moral Orel. We won’t forget

  • @xastrawberrycupcakex
    @xastrawberrycupcakex Рік тому

    so they are going to judge that kid for liking pokemon but be walking around larping

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector Рік тому

    How did you get me in the thumbnail like that?

  • @PomadaGaming
    @PomadaGaming 6 місяців тому

    3:43 oh no bro

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming 6 місяців тому

      4:01 sorry to hear that brother
      10:31 WHAT
      11:08 hey why do you walk like that yep
      15:45 okay man
      17:39 huh
      17:57 bruh that stinks
      18:10 real
      20:44 real
      20:58 very real
      22:10 christ
      22:29 wow

  • @tunakann7629
    @tunakann7629 Рік тому

    I can't remember the secret confession and now I'm sad. Don't tell me what it was tho

  • @BLazeWigglytuff
    @BLazeWigglytuff Рік тому

    Dang it I already watched this one live right here on UA-cam... OH WELL TIME TO WATCH AGAIN AND LIKE

  • @snomsquad9763
    @snomsquad9763 Рік тому +2

    I was the Pokémon story I was waiting for this moment for a while now I can explain more about it ask me anything also big fan coney

    • @snomsquad9763
      @snomsquad9763 Рік тому

      Ps: we made those swords we did not buy them and we were big video game nerds obviously

  • @DavidSmith-cr7mb
    @DavidSmith-cr7mb Рік тому

    thank you for doing these

  • @samdilophosaur9787
    @samdilophosaur9787 11 місяців тому

    15:47 he absolutely deserves this shame

  • @Reptonious
    @Reptonious Рік тому +2

    The only bearable part of cringe confessionals is Coney sincerely trying to work through the plausibility of these scenarios as if they weren't all the stupidest, unfunny /r/thathappened shit

  • @cubinel
    @cubinel Рік тому +1

    For anyone wondering about the shortened achilles tendons story, I’m not the same guy but my hips were disfigured at birth causing them to always point out making me unable to walk forward without twisting my ankle, walking like this hurts my heels A LOT so sometimes I walk on my toes too, so far I’ve never had any crazy shit like that happened but I’ve just been bullied in High School for being ugly and obviously because I don’t walk straight. So hopefully nothing like that happened to the other dude.

  • @mario101395
    @mario101395 Рік тому

    pausing video just to say moe's is goated, chipotle is fine but it gave me turbo food poisoning the only time I went there so I am all set tbh

  • @Jelliott_ssb
    @Jelliott_ssb Рік тому +1

    Lonelyonehere ICANT

  • @DrunknMapleleaf
    @DrunknMapleleaf Рік тому +21

    Coney would NEVER cringe.

  • @saute7447
    @saute7447 Рік тому

    Coney. I have the best story ever I just listed it. It’s about dating and a old car

  • @wlt3585
    @wlt3585 Рік тому

    Why is the like counter at 287k

  • @Blooxt
    @Blooxt Рік тому

    Guys what is the moral orel story

  • @Str8EdgeJesse
    @Str8EdgeJesse Рік тому

    Was this the UA-cam stream with the hedgehogs? 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔

  • @Jacoby511
    @Jacoby511 Рік тому

    Damn no Moral Oral Story?????

  • @buff00n3ry
    @buff00n3ry Рік тому

    The Hell is "Moe's"???

  • @Deen12864
    @Deen12864 Рік тому

    Yeaaaa babyy!!!! We love cringe confessional

  • @puffmain3276
    @puffmain3276 Рік тому

    Yes! best show on youtube baby!

  • @Herbert-west-re-animator
    @Herbert-west-re-animator Рік тому

    I would have married Chadwick

  • @BasedMamaJames617
    @BasedMamaJames617 Рік тому

    That talent story was horrible

  • @FzeroVaporeon
    @FzeroVaporeon Рік тому

    I NEED F ZERO

  • @CharlesCheese-kc7en
    @CharlesCheese-kc7en Рік тому

    I HAVE CRINGED ON JEHOVA

  • @zackabdikarim
    @zackabdikarim Рік тому

    My favorite show on the planet 🔥🔥🔥

  • @oscarrosales1736
    @oscarrosales1736 Рік тому

    CRINGE CONFESSIONALLLLLLL

  • @VballDozo
    @VballDozo Рік тому

    Love some cringe confessional

  • @WillXtro
    @WillXtro Рік тому

    YEAH! LET’S GO! CRINGE! WOOHOO!

  • @Prism0246
    @Prism0246 Рік тому

    YOO CRINGE CONFESSIONAL 🎊🎊

  • @tuntarallCotA
    @tuntarallCotA Рік тому

    ohh no... not cringe again :(

  • @toooffuuu
    @toooffuuu Рік тому

    🦔

  • @enzoforgets9456
    @enzoforgets9456 Рік тому +2

    I may be a xenoblade fan but pokemon fans are FAR WORSE
    Do not look any further into my statement leave me some pride left okay

    • @riuukover
      @riuukover Рік тому +1

      X*nobl*de

    • @boot-4704
      @boot-4704 Рік тому

      Depends if you mean Xenoblade 2 or Xenoblade 1/3.

    • @enzoforgets9456
      @enzoforgets9456 Рік тому

      @@boot-4704 all 3
      3 being my absolute fave game of all time but xc2 has best combat imo if you know how to play it, 1 has best story, and 3 is a mixture of the 2 but 3 just came to me at the perfect time

    • @BlueJBird
      @BlueJBird Рік тому

      Nobody ever mentions xenonlade x...the best in the series :3

    • @FzeroVaporeon
      @FzeroVaporeon Рік тому

      Xenoblade looks like a cool Wii game because many Wii games were small and arcade ish but I haven't played it

  • @taob3850
    @taob3850 Рік тому

    Imagine making smash content. Scrub XD

  • @MemerTheMemer
    @MemerTheMemer Рік тому

    YOOOOOOOO