Hey UA-cam chat members! Coney left out a story, let me recount it for you. There was a boy who was a fan of Coney back in the Brawl days, and he heard that Coney's favorite show was Moral Orel, so he watched it for himself. For those who don't know, the basic plot revolves around Orel taking very wrong lessons from church. Meanwhile, the boy who submitted this came from a very religious family, and assumed this was a Christian kids show like Veggietales. In one episode, in response to the preacher talking about being fruitful and multiplying, Orel takes matters into his own hands by sneaking into the congregation's homes at night and artificially inseminating the women in their sleep. This led to some husbands thinking they were being cheated on, and other women that they immaculately concieved like the Virgin Mary. Cut to the submitter of this story, who at this time does not know where babies come from. He asks his parents to watch the episode with him to explain what was happening. His parents are mortified, and they tell him this "Coney" is a bad influence, and that he should not associate with him. Coney tells the editor to cut out this story because he doesn't want UA-cam to know he was a bad influence.
I actually saw this live as I tuned in and out of the stream since it was on UA-cam for once. Felt good being there to see it. Still am curious about that show but not curious enough to check it out myself.
The guy with the shortened Achilles tendons went 0 to 100 real quick, how the hell did it turn into an exorcism LOL. This Cringe Confessional was spicy and had a lot of cut content... Moral Orel...
In case anyone is wondering about the exorcism story, if I remember correctly, the surgery opens up your tendons and puts rods in them or something to lengthen them and requires a sizable amount of rehab
Nothing. The girl was either letting everyone hit it and only telling her mans the worst one, or she couldn't get anyone to hit it so that was the best she could do.
LETS GO CRINGE CONFESSIONALS Also I realized that mine wasn't qualified for the cringe confessional so I posted mine in the live chat. This resulted in Coney reading the 150-character synopsis and was audibly unamused that I would skip the line like that
Also for anyone who wanted the bean burrito bite story here's the full version since it's not going on CC: One day I was at campus center of my college, eating a burrito and watching a Failboat video when I felt like someone was trying to get my attention. I looked to my left and standing there was this REALLY cute Asian lady about my age, maybe a year younger at most looking right at me. Jet black hair, a beautiful smile, stunning eyes. She was genuinely gorgeous and I actually got stunlocked for a second when I saw her. She asked me what I was watching, but I had my entire mouth full to the gills with chicken, beans, pico de gallo, etc. I meant to make a little "mmph" sound ("give me a second please, I have food in my mouth"). I'd also like to note that there was a low wall that would have covered my phone based on the direction her friends were walking in, meaning she likely saw me first and then decided to ask about the video as an opener. Her friends were pretty surprised at her being so friendly, too. Anyways, back to the mmph. Half of my food spilled out of my mouth. Schlop, schlop, SCHLOP. Just a waterfall of beans and cheese. The conversation didn't last long after that lol
I think the trope of "nerds don't have friends who are girls" is so dumb, i'm the absolute nerdiest bitch there is and my highschool time was mostly me having 90% female friends, it's not that strange
Wise comment viewer. I advise you to check out the vod. There is a notable story there that absolutely needed to be cut from this but its oretty funny.
I'm shit at hiding my power level but I also don't care how ppl see me for the most part. If I'm gonna start dating tho I might have to practice that, but I also think nerding out with someone is the best bonding moment there is!
Hiding your power level doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't stop nerding out and bonding. You shouldn't hide what you like and what you're interested in, just don't lead with stuff like that, let the conversation naturally come to it, and if the other person shares you're interests, it surely will.
knowning that this is just january 2023 is so enlightening cuz i dont remember when i submitted my thing (definitely later than that) and ive watched this entire playlist curious if anythiing made it but thisi is both a relief and a horror
theres a chance it mightve got rejected altogether cuz it was very long and i heard that google forms is more fickle if you go over certain character count. still, i cant recall the date i sent it, so i guess ill just keep watching these until they get to 2024 or so.
3:35 the important part here is that we gain a lesson from all of this. So listen up YT: The play there was to ask the girl a day or two BEFORE the talent show. That way he'd have known NOT to ask in front of everyone lmao
The guy with the teckdeck story was absolutely unbearable, like the saddest NTR story I've seen on here and it doesn't even register with him that he should be embarrased for himself.
11:44 It is funny that I was in this moment live to see Coney inspect element his way out of that update message since it refused to go away...and then you can see after the cut the "I hope the editor keeps this in" which they didn't so yeah, rip funny hackerman moment- the edits over the best moments here though were a worthy pay-off lmao
The "cut story" from might have been one where a kid watched a Moral Orel episode called "God's Plan", who got confused by it and asked their parents to watch it with them. I think Coney was worried minors might be watching the stream so he kept it brief, even though the "flesh flashlight friends" story made it into the YT video edit: bruh literally the TOP COMMENT is this exact same topic, cool cool 🙂🙂
If I was the guy who accidentally poked someone with a banana ,*pause*, I'd respond to that unamused look with "sorry, I was looking for the shits, guess I couldn't get the giggles this time."
I knew a professional tech decker lmao he was my best friend's longtime childhood friend. His wife ended up leaving him after she found a suction cup adult toy in their shower and my best friend did adult things with her on my couch and thats when i learned nobodys girl is sacred with my best friend lmaoo
Btw, hiding your power level is never a good idea, you have to carefully show it from the start, it's way worse to surprise someone with how much of a geek you are than them kinda knowing from the beginning. Believe me.
Also have a shortened Achilles, my calves are MASSIVE. Your lower legs get so strong. Tbf it sounds like this dude's Achilles were much worse than mine. For me, I'll naturally walk on my tippy toes, but I can force it down. Just have to put a lot of thought into walking sometimes
4:01 sorry to hear that brother 10:31 WHAT 11:08 hey why do you walk like that yep 15:45 okay man 17:39 huh 17:57 bruh that stinks 18:10 real 20:44 real 20:58 very real 22:10 christ 22:29 wow
The only bearable part of cringe confessionals is Coney sincerely trying to work through the plausibility of these scenarios as if they weren't all the stupidest, unfunny /r/thathappened shit
For anyone wondering about the shortened achilles tendons story, I’m not the same guy but my hips were disfigured at birth causing them to always point out making me unable to walk forward without twisting my ankle, walking like this hurts my heels A LOT so sometimes I walk on my toes too, so far I’ve never had any crazy shit like that happened but I’ve just been bullied in High School for being ugly and obviously because I don’t walk straight. So hopefully nothing like that happened to the other dude.
@@boot-4704 all 3 3 being my absolute fave game of all time but xc2 has best combat imo if you know how to play it, 1 has best story, and 3 is a mixture of the 2 but 3 just came to me at the perfect time
Hey UA-cam chat members!
Coney left out a story, let me recount it for you.
There was a boy who was a fan of Coney back in the Brawl days, and he heard that Coney's favorite show was Moral Orel, so he watched it for himself.
For those who don't know, the basic plot revolves around Orel taking very wrong lessons from church. Meanwhile, the boy who submitted this came from a very religious family, and assumed this was a Christian kids show like Veggietales.
In one episode, in response to the preacher talking about being fruitful and multiplying, Orel takes matters into his own hands by sneaking into the congregation's homes at night and artificially inseminating the women in their sleep. This led to some husbands thinking they were being cheated on, and other women that they immaculately concieved like the Virgin Mary.
Cut to the submitter of this story, who at this time does not know where babies come from. He asks his parents to watch the episode with him to explain what was happening. His parents are mortified, and they tell him this "Coney" is a bad influence, and that he should not associate with him.
Coney tells the editor to cut out this story because he doesn't want UA-cam to know he was a bad influence.
amazing, thank you
lol nice
I actually saw this live as I tuned in and out of the stream since it was on UA-cam for once. Felt good being there to see it. Still am curious about that show but not curious enough to check it out myself.
*come to the comments to see if anyone said what the left out story was*
*See my own comment explaining just that*
Oh yeah, that
@andrewprahst2529 actually the realest shit
The guy with the shortened Achilles tendons went 0 to 100 real quick, how the hell did it turn into an exorcism LOL.
This Cringe Confessional was spicy and had a lot of cut content... Moral Orel...
The Moral Orel story was too awe-inspiring for UA-cam.
@inaccurateprophecy8971 one might even say they were inspired by coney...to...
Watch the vod...
Say no more
When in the vod is the Moral Orel story?
@@razzdazzjazz It’s only on twitch. The time stamp is 56:30-1:01:56
10:51 sigh of relief because that was shaping up to be a human trafficking story
something tells me that wouldn't be on cringe confessionals, let alone on the edited youtube version
@@joemkdd true
He really just got abducted
catholic priest is probably #2 worst person to lead a little boy into a warehouse
LonelyOneHere is so fucking clever. I'm so glad someone around here knows how to make Coney funny.
"This movie is an absolute heaping pile of garbage. This is not a movie, it's a game. The poster was so cringe I tore it off the theater wall."
In case anyone is wondering about the exorcism story, if I remember correctly, the surgery opens up your tendons and puts rods in them or something to lengthen them and requires a sizable amount of rehab
Did the editor come up with LonelyOneHere 9:15 ? Coney has never made a joke that clever.
3:58 the perfect backpedal would be to say "thank god, because I asked you on a dare"
Idk If my girl let the tech deck guy hit I’d have to re-evaluate everything because what does that say about me
Nothing. The girl was either letting everyone hit it and only telling her mans the worst one, or she couldn't get anyone to hit it so that was the best she could do.
LETS GO CRINGE CONFESSIONALS
Also I realized that mine wasn't qualified for the cringe confessional so I posted mine in the live chat.
This resulted in Coney reading the 150-character synopsis and was audibly unamused that I would skip the line like that
Also for anyone who wanted the bean burrito bite story here's the full version since it's not going on CC:
One day I was at campus center of my college, eating a burrito and watching a Failboat video when I felt like someone was trying to get my attention. I looked to my left and standing there was this REALLY cute Asian lady about my age, maybe a year younger at most looking right at me. Jet black hair, a beautiful smile, stunning eyes. She was genuinely gorgeous and I actually got stunlocked for a second when I saw her.
She asked me what I was watching, but I had my entire mouth full to the gills with chicken, beans, pico de gallo, etc. I meant to make a little "mmph" sound ("give me a second please, I have food in my mouth").
I'd also like to note that there was a low wall that would have covered my phone based on the direction her friends were walking in, meaning she likely saw me first and then decided to ask about the video as an opener. Her friends were pretty surprised at her being so friendly, too.
Anyways, back to the mmph. Half of my food spilled out of my mouth.
Schlop, schlop, SCHLOP. Just a waterfall of beans and cheese.
The conversation didn't last long after that lol
I remember you explained that if it made it in it would've been read already so it must've not made the cut, but coney didn't see that part
ig coney just thought if it doesn't make it it doesn't make it@@IncrediblyUnfunny
We will never forget the moral oral story
Is there a time stamp on the vod i gotta see it
Poor kid.
Can you give the timestamp for the vod?
I was there :D
the only stream ive ever watched
Ex-Pro Super Smash Brothers player doesn't believe Pro TechDeck exists
now I've heard everything
The chipmunk made it to the panic room so it didn't bleed out in front of the patrons.
Is that a FNAF reference
18:33 "Who gives a fuck about movies?!?"
I think the trope of "nerds don't have friends who are girls" is so dumb, i'm the absolute nerdiest bitch there is and my highschool time was mostly me having 90% female friends, it's not that strange
why did nerds get the reputation of having no female friends when that's all girls wanna be with 'em
Ikr girls are greeting me and I don't even know their names
Wise comment viewer. I advise you to check out the vod. There is a notable story there that absolutely needed to be cut from this but its oretty funny.
Moral of the story: Never reveal that power level
Bro when the "new version update" notification came up I couldn't hold it😂😂. What a fucked up story
I'm shit at hiding my power level but I also don't care how ppl see me for the most part. If I'm gonna start dating tho I might have to practice that, but I also think nerding out with someone is the best bonding moment there is!
Best of luck to you
Hiding your power level doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't stop nerding out and bonding.
You shouldn't hide what you like and what you're interested in, just don't lead with stuff like that, let the conversation naturally come to it, and if the other person shares you're interests, it surely will.
knowning that this is just january 2023 is so enlightening cuz i dont remember when i submitted my thing (definitely later than that) and ive watched this entire playlist curious if anythiing made it but thisi is both a relief and a horror
Hope yours made it in!
theres a chance it mightve got rejected altogether cuz it was very long and i heard that google forms is more fickle if you go over certain character count. still, i cant recall the date i sent it, so i guess ill just keep watching these until they get to 2024 or so.
@@michalswag There was a guy who sent a confession with so much yap, it had to be skipped. You’re fine
Teenage? Pokémon? CRINGE? It’s more likely than you think.
3:35 the important part here is that we gain a lesson from all of this.
So listen up YT:
The play there was to ask the girl a day or two BEFORE the talent show.
That way he'd have known NOT to ask in front of everyone lmao
But that wasn’t the dare
Hope this vod gets uploaded soon, really want to see the unedited version with all stories.
I legitimately want _all_ the stories he cut from the UA-cam videos to be put in a separate video.
The best Coney show is BACK
Shout out to those who saw the moral oral story that was cut. I'll leave it at that. Haha.
I rlly gotta get the confidence to ask someone out man, it's just sad at this point...
The guy with the teckdeck story was absolutely unbearable, like the saddest NTR story I've seen on here and it doesn't even register with him that he should be embarrased for himself.
In utter disbelief the clit flip joke was cut out
The editor could have added in the Tony Hawk Pro Skater sound effects and all 😢
“LonelyOneHere” s-tier name editor
WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR MORAL OREL INFLUENCE
11:44 It is funny that I was in this moment live to see Coney inspect element his way out of that update message since it refused to go away...and then you can see after the cut the "I hope the editor keeps this in" which they didn't
so yeah, rip funny hackerman moment- the edits over the best moments here though were a worthy pay-off lmao
I feel so bad for the kid who watched Happy Feet alone. Why would his mom laugh at him? Poor kid got stood up.
21:00 why the fuck is WolfMain12 explaining why he´s not homophobic because he´s not scared of the gays to YaBoiPapyru
The "cut story" from might have been one where a kid watched a Moral Orel episode called "God's Plan", who got confused by it and asked their parents to watch it with them. I think Coney was worried minors might be watching the stream so he kept it brief, even though the "flesh flashlight friends" story made it into the YT video
edit: bruh literally the TOP COMMENT is this exact same topic, cool cool 🙂🙂
I’m sad he edited out the Moral Orel story
coney is the charlie brown of youtube
so true (what do you mean)
TRUEING Thinking HUH Thinking2
Elaborate
what the fuck happening with WolfMain12 at 20:55?
Kid threw hands with a cat
really curious what tf happened with WolfMain12 near the end...but I guess it's not for UA-cam to know
Moral Orel.
Someone please tell us what's this Moral Orel confessional that was cut.
The fact that I knew the bgm in the nerd story frame 1 was shopia's shop from p5s.....
If I was the guy who accidentally poked someone with a banana ,*pause*, I'd respond to that unamused look with "sorry, I was looking for the shits, guess I couldn't get the giggles this time."
then you would get punched in the face
@matthewbartlett3442 maybe, but I never miss the opportunity for a funny yet shitty joke. No pun intended lmao
You should include what month/months the stories are from all the time!
She be confessing on my cringe
Yea, maybe don’t ask your crush on stage infront of everyone…
Seems like common sense.
I live in utah and have never even herd of anything so crazy anywhere closer than like carolina
Oh my god, my favorite series. It's finally back. Let's fucking go dude
shoutout to the youtube chatters just spamming 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔 because coney wouldn't check it
That achilles story was WILD
I had an Achilles tendon lengthening too, its not fun
I really feel the tech deck wife is a liar.
The totally not jealous chatter just had to expose his wife's ex on stream. He's totally not jealous
9:13 LOVELESS!!!
16:36 Such a good start to a horror flick. The plot and motivation is all there. Coney chatter confirmed Jason
That cowboys fan was completed in the right, cant blame a guy for cheering for his team. Would have done the same
I knew a professional tech decker lmao he was my best friend's longtime childhood friend. His wife ended up leaving him after she found a suction cup adult toy in their shower and my best friend did adult things with her on my couch and thats when i learned nobodys girl is sacred with my best friend lmaoo
Does anyone know the story that got edited out?
i refuse to believe that professional techdeckers exist
18:26 does he know?
Bro really let that sink in...
Hey, when in the twitch vod does the cut story appear at?
Btw, hiding your power level is never a good idea, you have to carefully show it from the start, it's way worse to surprise someone with how much of a geek you are than them kinda knowing from the beginning. Believe me.
If you're tryina marry then yeah, you're right. Otherwise, hide that shit
As someone who lives in Utah, I genuinely don’t get where these crap assumptions come from, it’s pretty normal here
after 3 hours you gotta see what those tek dek fingers do tho
Also have a shortened Achilles, my calves are MASSIVE. Your lower legs get so strong. Tbf it sounds like this dude's Achilles were much worse than mine. For me, I'll naturally walk on my tippy toes, but I can force it down. Just have to put a lot of thought into walking sometimes
what happened to upload consistency? tues this sat now? used to be mon wed fri
moral Orel. We won’t forget
so they are going to judge that kid for liking pokemon but be walking around larping
How did you get me in the thumbnail like that?
3:43 oh no bro
4:01 sorry to hear that brother
10:31 WHAT
11:08 hey why do you walk like that yep
15:45 okay man
17:39 huh
17:57 bruh that stinks
18:10 real
20:44 real
20:58 very real
22:10 christ
22:29 wow
I can't remember the secret confession and now I'm sad. Don't tell me what it was tho
Dang it I already watched this one live right here on UA-cam... OH WELL TIME TO WATCH AGAIN AND LIKE
I was the Pokémon story I was waiting for this moment for a while now I can explain more about it ask me anything also big fan coney
Ps: we made those swords we did not buy them and we were big video game nerds obviously
thank you for doing these
15:47 he absolutely deserves this shame
The only bearable part of cringe confessionals is Coney sincerely trying to work through the plausibility of these scenarios as if they weren't all the stupidest, unfunny /r/thathappened shit
For anyone wondering about the shortened achilles tendons story, I’m not the same guy but my hips were disfigured at birth causing them to always point out making me unable to walk forward without twisting my ankle, walking like this hurts my heels A LOT so sometimes I walk on my toes too, so far I’ve never had any crazy shit like that happened but I’ve just been bullied in High School for being ugly and obviously because I don’t walk straight. So hopefully nothing like that happened to the other dude.
pausing video just to say moe's is goated, chipotle is fine but it gave me turbo food poisoning the only time I went there so I am all set tbh
Lonelyonehere ICANT
Coney would NEVER cringe.
:clueless:
Calvin and Hobbes pfp holy hell
Coney. I have the best story ever I just listed it. It’s about dating and a old car
Why is the like counter at 287k
Guys what is the moral orel story
Was this the UA-cam stream with the hedgehogs? 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔
Damn no Moral Oral Story?????
The Hell is "Moe's"???
Yeaaaa babyy!!!! We love cringe confessional
Yes! best show on youtube baby!
I would have married Chadwick
That talent story was horrible
I NEED F ZERO
I HAVE CRINGED ON JEHOVA
My favorite show on the planet 🔥🔥🔥
CRINGE CONFESSIONALLLLLLL
Love some cringe confessional
YEAH! LET’S GO! CRINGE! WOOHOO!
YOO CRINGE CONFESSIONAL 🎊🎊
ohh no... not cringe again :(
🦔
I may be a xenoblade fan but pokemon fans are FAR WORSE
Do not look any further into my statement leave me some pride left okay
X*nobl*de
Depends if you mean Xenoblade 2 or Xenoblade 1/3.
@@boot-4704 all 3
3 being my absolute fave game of all time but xc2 has best combat imo if you know how to play it, 1 has best story, and 3 is a mixture of the 2 but 3 just came to me at the perfect time
Nobody ever mentions xenonlade x...the best in the series :3
Xenoblade looks like a cool Wii game because many Wii games were small and arcade ish but I haven't played it
Imagine making smash content. Scrub XD
YOOOOOOOO