She was NOT worth $5000.

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @CONEYZZ
    @CONEYZZ  2 роки тому +805

    DID ANYBODY FIND IT? LET ME KNOW

    • @vivianlessthan3
      @vivianlessthan3 2 роки тому +36

      I haven't found it

    • @HoboBusiness
      @HoboBusiness 2 роки тому +183

      I believe that the truck is the content we consumed along the way

    • @J_dnvg
      @J_dnvg 2 роки тому +168

      Im not entirely sure a truck in a random parkinglot in Connecticut left in 2004-2006 is going to be there anymore.
      But i mean.
      Thats not gonna stop me from lookin'

    • @pup64hcp
      @pup64hcp 2 роки тому +43

      THE ONE TRUCK !!

    • @chiefalex9055
      @chiefalex9055 2 роки тому +44

      THE ONE TRUCK IS REAL

  • @Metalkingboo
    @Metalkingboo 2 роки тому +35

    Zak being played by Grammy award winning UA-cam actor Coney

    • @Delta21OnYT
      @Delta21OnYT 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you, I was wondering who that short guy playing Coney was

  • @l.a.rodriguez9581
    @l.a.rodriguez9581 2 роки тому +948

    This is Coney’s dad’s fault. He was taking a 7000 mile trip with zero car knowledge other than it runs on “juices.” 😂

    • @CONEYZZ
      @CONEYZZ  2 роки тому +414

      THANK YOU

    • @2LettersSho
      @2LettersSho 2 роки тому +113

      If only Mr Dadman had asked him where he was going and with who, just in case he got in trouble there'd be friends you could trust nearby. I'm honestly more disappointed in the other family at the theme park, they really dropped the ball on car knowledge.

    • @theburgersystem126
      @theburgersystem126 Рік тому +8

      I could've never pulled that shit with my parents. They were (and still are) super overprotective. I'm in my 20s now for reference.

    • @726Ian
      @726Ian Рік тому +2

      I think you meant 700

  • @HoboBusiness
    @HoboBusiness 2 роки тому +831

    I'm having trouble processing that Coney isn't just the funny man on my computer

    • @DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly
      @DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly 2 роки тому +91

      HE WENT MASSACHUETES???? HOW DID HE GET OUT OF THE COMPUTER

    • @sarimsalman2698
      @sarimsalman2698 2 роки тому +5

      I think hes just a figment of all our collective imaginations

    • @erhanjpg1467
      @erhanjpg1467 2 роки тому +4

      YOU MEAN HE’S REAL?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

    • @Wade_in_your_water
      @Wade_in_your_water 2 роки тому +2

      I am convinced every time he leaves the the computer it is a hologram

  • @jingusflorpus4274
    @jingusflorpus4274 2 роки тому +356

    I was NOT prepared for Coney One Piece, what an incredible ending

  • @twin_rivers921
    @twin_rivers921 2 роки тому +649

    If you’re reading this before watching this video, prepare yourself

    • @why3994
      @why3994 2 роки тому +8

      Ok. I will return after watching

    • @melk4417
      @melk4417 2 роки тому +3

      I will also return. Thank you

    • @smithmichael8144
      @smithmichael8144 2 роки тому +5

      Lmao. I watched the whole video. Very funny.

    • @guhbruhmaste4557
      @guhbruhmaste4557 2 роки тому +3

      Hopefully Coney came prepared with protection

    • @Sayyble
      @Sayyble 2 роки тому +1

      Oh great thing to see before I start watching it haha

  • @keenfrizzle
    @keenfrizzle 2 роки тому +1075

    I guarantee for anyone who didn't watch the Twitch stream that you will NOT predict how this story goes. Not once.

    • @TentaCole
      @TentaCole 2 роки тому +10

      TRUEING

    • @fezthedracky8468
      @fezthedracky8468 2 роки тому +53

      The amount of times I exhaled in horror of the situation is absurd. I don't know how streamer is still alive

    • @ln8496
      @ln8496 2 роки тому

      I did once! It was the antifreeze. Yeah they apparently used to taste like iced tea. But it will kill you so dont

    • @twelvevoltage
      @twelvevoltage 2 роки тому +9

      I'm not even halfway through watching and still haven't predicted shit lmao

    • @sarimsalman2698
      @sarimsalman2698 2 роки тому +25

      When i heard $5000 and i remembered the thumbnail, i knew Coney would somehow fuck up the truck.

  • @IWish2500
    @IWish2500 2 роки тому +323

    Bruh your mom letting you go to an entirely different state for a week by yourself at 16 is wild to me

  • @yellowstalk6653
    @yellowstalk6653 2 роки тому +512

    At last, Coney’s very own Cringe Confession.

    • @tokuyou3811
      @tokuyou3811 2 роки тому +26

      maybe the real cringe was the streamer we met along the way

    • @Wade_in_your_water
      @Wade_in_your_water 2 роки тому +10

      This was coney’s gigachad confession

    • @nodestar6245
      @nodestar6245 2 роки тому +7

      You say this as if Coney wasn't the poop boy

  • @_fudgepop01
    @_fudgepop01 2 роки тому +27

    “Zack, that’s antifreeze”
    “Well it’s delicious”
    Speech 100

  • @gabepetersen6841
    @gabepetersen6841 2 роки тому +49

    “The truck is real” absolutely killed me

  • @warioware3odst
    @warioware3odst 2 роки тому +112

    IS MY CAR *BLEEDING?*
    what a harrowing story of love and cars lost

  • @HolyJoely
    @HolyJoely 2 роки тому +434

    How the editors somehow someway found a way to get this into 30 minutes is incredible

    • @pup64hcp
      @pup64hcp 2 роки тому +31

      and removing all the flubs

    • @kyx5631
      @kyx5631 2 роки тому +15

      How long did it take in real time?

    • @joplin4434
      @joplin4434 2 роки тому +37

      @@kyx5631 like 2 hours

  • @Xanek
    @Xanek 2 роки тому +373

    This is an absolute crazy sequence of events to hear on stream about a a 15-17 year old Coney
    23:36 The whole time during the stream I was like "Please say no and play music" and what a absolute based move.
    RIP that 5k truck tho.
    Wouldn't be surprising if Coney gets flashbacks / ptsd from mario bros music

    • @JerryMcB3rry
      @JerryMcB3rry 2 роки тому +20

      When he got to the kiss part I was also saying " you better say no" and then silver scrapes came on and I popped off. Also I feel bad that it was Mario 3 they were playing cause of how much Coney has talked about how much he loves that game.
      Sad he took out silver scrapes from the video, but that's understandable I suppose.

    • @regancarver7263
      @regancarver7263 2 роки тому +4

      @@JerryMcB3rry I personally am pretty happy with Rust, Dust, and Guts, but that may be bias on my part.

  • @alexdavis665
    @alexdavis665 2 роки тому +77

    "It is what it is", that's the most dad-ass thing you could ever say

  • @sawmillthrill
    @sawmillthrill 2 роки тому +173

    I just want to listen to the story again because of how good the stream was

    • @HighMightyWeasel
      @HighMightyWeasel 2 роки тому +10

      This makes me wish I watched the stream

    • @sawmillthrill
      @sawmillthrill 2 роки тому +5

      @@HighMightyWeasel nice pfp lol the stream vod is still up I think

  • @SCALCH0PPIN
    @SCALCH0PPIN 2 роки тому +96

    I want nothing more in this life than to see Coney reunited with this truck

  • @MrWarpPipe
    @MrWarpPipe 2 роки тому +101

    Coney had some awesome parents growing up. No doubt my parents would've either left me stranded or wouldn't let me hear the end of it if I asked them to help save me a couple states away

  • @LuSiDious
    @LuSiDious 2 роки тому +113

    31:20 That ending is so epic. Didn't expect that from Coney

    • @infinityheart_tm9270
      @infinityheart_tm9270 2 роки тому +16

      Coney entered Game Show Host mode

    • @majintv24
      @majintv24 2 роки тому +3

      I wanna know if he ever heard from pam again. All i could think when he said she wanted a kiss was "Coney no" and luckily he didnt he was getting gaslighted maybe she wanted something else idk but thankfully for him he didnt have to endure anything else

    • @Slattsquatch
      @Slattsquatch 2 роки тому +27

      The chat noticed the whole One Piece angle and gave him the idea for the bit, he nailed that take. The whole stream was gold, major props to the editor for actually managing to condense it into a half hour video.

    • @TurtleshipFan
      @TurtleshipFan 2 роки тому +2

      @@Slattsquatch Honestly fr. The whole story was like 2 hours and a half.

  • @Disisdabeast
    @Disisdabeast 11 місяців тому +7

    Absolute W self respect rejecting her kiss bro

  • @PlayfulPiano
    @PlayfulPiano 2 роки тому +10

    7:09 this is the most apt description of the minimum wage in the US I've ever heard

  • @TentaCole
    @TentaCole 2 роки тому +120

    I’m so glad I was able to hear the story on-stream. Now the UA-cam audience gets to hear it too!

  • @roqm0z666
    @roqm0z666 2 роки тому +5

    Secretly, Pam actually put Green Riptide into Coney’s car in an attempt to sabotage her one true love, who stood her up, from leaving, with some help from Ted. Luckily the motor oil helped filter the riptide from the cars bloodstream, but doing that gave it a fever, and it overheated

  • @Weebfox
    @Weebfox 2 роки тому +57

    Coney's png story presentations are the greatest thing to happen since sliced bread and it's not even close
    Holy shit this was a rollercoaster and I loved every second of it

  • @alecbormia4523
    @alecbormia4523 2 роки тому +16

    Honestly props to you Coney for standing up for yourself. Because she was really treating you poorly and you didn't deserve that shit.

  • @agent3d2y
    @agent3d2y 2 роки тому +31

    Coney really just started the great trucker era

  • @jahjab1226
    @jahjab1226 2 роки тому +20

    17 year old Coney really saw the letter H on the temperature reader and thought it meant "help yourself to some motor oil"

  • @jisatsurai
    @jisatsurai 2 роки тому +3

    31:20 the one piece music kicking in followed by a reference i never thought i’d ever hear coney make fucking SENT me, what an incredible ending to a rollercoaster of a story💀💀💀

  • @jonasjohnson5383
    @jonasjohnson5383 2 роки тому +19

    This is a complete cinematic MASTERPIECE of a story.
    I hope somebody finds that truck.

  • @LazyStarrfish
    @LazyStarrfish 2 роки тому +30

    What I got from this wonderful story is not to waste time and effort on a girl who isn’t interested to begin with. The whole “people change” thing might be true some of the time, but in many instances like this, rarely do people’s feelings about someone change. And surely it’s not worth dealing with someone so far away

    • @Silverado-pq6xe
      @Silverado-pq6xe 2 роки тому +2

      If it doesn’t work the first time, DO NOT GO BACK!

  • @Darren402
    @Darren402 2 роки тому +25

    i am shocked at how complete this story still feels with a 30 minute video (the original stream for this was close to 2 hours), friendalias went insane with the editing on this one

  • @grunkleg.2934
    @grunkleg.2934 2 роки тому +18

    No way Coney's truck hasn't been towed and thrown in the scrapyard at this point. Also, Coney's parents are genuinely rediculously nice. If I had any of that shit happen to me, I probably would've gotten super turbo grounded

  • @dreadpumpkin896
    @dreadpumpkin896 2 роки тому +2

    I can say with 100% honesty that I was NOT expecting a One Piece reference from Coney of all people

  • @MagruBlue
    @MagruBlue 2 роки тому +10

    Coney telling stories is some of the most interesting and best content on this channel. Also nothing could’ve prepared me for the One Piece intro playing at the end. Great stuff as always man!

  • @ThePRIfication
    @ThePRIfication Рік тому +1

    This story was a damn rollercoaster, the presentation was immaculate, the comedic timing was genius. Coney truly is a master at telling stories

  • @bees3707
    @bees3707 2 роки тому +38

    Probably the greatest ending to any Coney story ever

  • @vannmetroff6967
    @vannmetroff6967 2 роки тому +9

    This was probably my favorite Coney video the amount of twists are uncountable and the ending is the best ending to a video ever

  • @mervynlouis3875
    @mervynlouis3875 2 роки тому +36

    Just here to relive the moment, this stream was hella good

  • @MrOofio64
    @MrOofio64 2 роки тому +28

    Story time with the best storyteller! Love your stories, Coney!

  • @thedeadlycritisisman1113
    @thedeadlycritisisman1113 2 роки тому +29

    This was the greatest stream of all time, if you're a youtube only frog I highly recommend watching the vod

  • @acycle2124
    @acycle2124 Рік тому +1

    I love that even as a young kid Coney knew his worth and left when they were treating him badly
    Actual king shit

  • @CadeMan101
    @CadeMan101 2 роки тому +3

    Incredible story, and the edition of that song just before the end was Gold.

  • @saldepal5597
    @saldepal5597 2 роки тому +8

    I genuinely never knew Coney had THAT much rizz

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for opening up to us Zak Coney Sanders. Really inspiring and I do accept you as a brother.

  • @peterstory4840
    @peterstory4840 2 роки тому +5

    THE ONE TRUCK IS REAL

  • @sethlattner6679
    @sethlattner6679 2 роки тому +4

    At every turn, the teens involved in this story never fail to apply 16 year old logic to any given situation and find a boneheaded thing to do. Such a painfully awkward part of a person’s life 😂

  • @themiracleman3684
    @themiracleman3684 2 роки тому +10

    When in doubt, blame everything on ted.
    Also that ending gave me some legitimate goosebumps and I KIND OF WANNA GO FIND IT. I know it's not there anymore but god it would just be so funny to visit its grave.

  • @kajin2422
    @kajin2422 2 роки тому +4

    I was genuinely laughing so hard throughout this video I think Coney is on a different level I love this man🤣🤣🤣

  • @0vercrafted
    @0vercrafted 2 роки тому +9

    WHY DID I NEVER FOR A SECOND THINK THAT CONEY HAD A REAL NAME.
    I guess - nice to meet you. "Zak".

  • @Mr.Trollins
    @Mr.Trollins 4 місяці тому

    Coney your stories always fill me with determination. Because of you I have tasked myself to better articulate my words while also practicing speech therapy thank you for your craft keep up the good work.

  • @andrewg7217
    @andrewg7217 2 роки тому +6

    This was the first stream I caught live as a long time YT viewer and man, content man Coney doesn't miss. Love the stories.

  • @MaRLoNpl0x
    @MaRLoNpl0x 2 роки тому +1

    Not gonna lie, when I got my heart broken at sixteen, I played DDR for 3-4 hours. That part of the story really hit home, especially the POV part.

  • @wilsonfisher5011
    @wilsonfisher5011 2 роки тому +6

    Bro hit us with the Gumball Zack 🤣. You’re telling me your name isn’t Coney?!? I cannot accept this canon.

  • @HoboBusiness
    @HoboBusiness 2 роки тому +6

    OMG the act 2 twist killed me what the hell Coney you menace

  • @guhbruhmaste4557
    @guhbruhmaste4557 2 роки тому +186

    Not sending hate to Pan, but ur 100 percent right in ur actions. Ur taking time out of your schedule and money out of your pocket, and she acts like ur not even there. Then after she kicks you out of her house she has the audacity to ask for a kiss 😂

    • @jasonwalker4003
      @jasonwalker4003 2 роки тому +55

      she was completely unprepared to have a boy over for a week, emotionally and just in terms of planning. poor girl, but damn poor coney also

    • @alexknight81
      @alexknight81 2 роки тому +1

      They were both dumb 17 year olds

    • @kyx5631
      @kyx5631 2 роки тому +11

      Coney was a real chad when he left. Just a hug and leave her hanging.

    • @MrFilsAime
      @MrFilsAime 2 роки тому +9

      @@jasonwalker4003 werent they planning it out in advance though? I'm still pretty early in the video but it seems like it was all planned out.

    • @jasonwalker4003
      @jasonwalker4003 2 роки тому +8

      @@MrFilsAime there's two trips to MA, the first has some planning, the second is literally just hormonal teens being stupid

  • @jlog2149
    @jlog2149 2 роки тому +3

    THE ONE TRUCK!!!! THE ONE TRUCK IS REALL!!!!!

  • @Drakkyr
    @Drakkyr 2 роки тому +4

    I was unable to make the stream and I'm glad I didn't have to wait any longer for it. This was an A+ story. Story time with Coney(or Zak in this case) is always a great time

  • @LooseCo
    @LooseCo 2 роки тому +3

    Coney’s mom is a gigachad

  • @Greyfox641
    @Greyfox641 2 роки тому +1

    Seriously, your storytelling is great. I can understand the time between them, but these videos are by far the ones I look forward to the most.

  • @HyperSolarix255
    @HyperSolarix255 2 роки тому +2

    This is like my 5th time watching this, the story-telling and narration is peak content

  • @RoninOwin1738
    @RoninOwin1738 3 місяці тому +1

    After Deadpool and Wolverine, the hulk hands has a different mental image now

  • @jaymoloney9126
    @jaymoloney9126 2 роки тому +1

    This isn’t just the best story on the Coney channel, this might be the best story on UA-cam. Kept me guessing the whole time.

  • @LeeKD93
    @LeeKD93 2 роки тому +8

    I love story times with Coney

  • @marrodc
    @marrodc 2 роки тому

    Props to the editor for this video. The story was condensed a ton in a very smooth way, which is definitely hard considering how many details there were to consider for this story.

  • @WaffleDipp
    @WaffleDipp Рік тому +1

    idk why but Coney commentating car/driving accidents makes me laugh every time

  • @ddsmagic2806
    @ddsmagic2806 2 роки тому +1

    I think this beats out any cringe confession out there in terms of dating

  • @booyahgenius
    @booyahgenius 2 роки тому +6

    This shit was terrifying for me to listen to. Imagine having to fucking live it yourself.

  • @jlmaoz6165
    @jlmaoz6165 2 роки тому +3

    There hasn't been a moment where I haven't enjoyed coneys story times. Absolutely hilarious

  • @zachataxxii7126
    @zachataxxii7126 2 роки тому +2

    31:20 Can't believe Coney figured out the One Piece without even reading the manga

  • @Slade.Kabushka
    @Slade.Kabushka 2 роки тому +2

    Story time is my favorite type of movie. Thank you coney ❤️

  • @neotamashi79
    @neotamashi79 2 роки тому

    13:48 Yoooooo the Lily music from Gen 7 Pokemon, it’s such a vibe. :3

  • @adamswing6115
    @adamswing6115 2 роки тому

    Coney's mom being willing to drive you to masachusetts is honestly the cutest thing I've ever seen

  • @jake975
    @jake975 2 роки тому +2

    This was a roller coaster of epic proportions. Truly a Coney Classic

  • @bitterman213
    @bitterman213 3 місяці тому +2

    Hulk Hands turn any geek into a certified trapstar.

  • @rpjon7405
    @rpjon7405 2 роки тому +1

    His story telling in unparalleled! Thank you internet funny man!

  • @RetroRemedies
    @RetroRemedies 2 роки тому

    Even after hearing it twice, such an immaculate story with a great presenter. Wonderful job Coney

  • @boogie4552
    @boogie4552 2 роки тому +1

    Absolutely insane how Coney juked me with this so called booty call, they didn’t even hold hands or anything💀

  • @deaconsmith8689
    @deaconsmith8689 2 роки тому

    It might seem so silly but when I heard “I’d like to tell you… about a truck.” Dang man, that sent a ripple of nostalgia and wistfulness through me. This is like my 3rd time watching this story. GOAT vid coney

  • @NickyG_vz
    @NickyG_vz 2 роки тому

    The coney mom is the real goat. The blockbusters, and now this Goated.

  • @Maelys_ACNH
    @Maelys_ACNH 2 роки тому +5

    Oh I fuсkin LOVE Grandpa Coney's old stories

  • @Fickle2
    @Fickle2 2 роки тому +1

    Coney is my favorite story time animator

  • @scrunkore
    @scrunkore 2 роки тому +7

    phenomenal ending, was NOT prepared

  • @lektornese
    @lektornese 2 роки тому

    Watched it live and had me on the edge of my seat or laughing all the way through. Fantastic content Coney

  • @pup64hcp
    @pup64hcp 2 роки тому +6

    THE ONE TRUCK IS REEEEEAAAALLLLLL

  • @yung-davie1845
    @yung-davie1845 2 роки тому

    Missed these narratives, but it’s great to hear such immaculate story telling.

  • @SepherOfFire
    @SepherOfFire 2 роки тому +1

    Naaaaah that was FOUL she let you come up even though she wasn't interested

  • @foxyiebot
    @foxyiebot 2 роки тому +1

    i heard about this story a year ago when i first started going to the stream and im glad i was still around to experience the whole thing 😅 this was great

  • @cmattss4
    @cmattss4 Рік тому

    My dad, also a lifelong mechanic, taught me and my brother NOTHING about cars.

  • @GrumpySylveon
    @GrumpySylveon 2 роки тому +3

    This was such a funny stream. Can't believe Coney looked the same since he was 15.

  • @Spiritxiii
    @Spiritxiii 2 роки тому +5

    Coney ain't gonna read this, but hey - known about you for awhile through the FGC & I've been catching up on your videos here the past few months. I can easily say your channel has given me & my brother ample amounts of seratonin - with these personal tales being the best among them. From EVO to Sleepy to the Kid's Birthday Smash Tourney, your life stories easily bring a smile to my face.
    THE 94 TOYOTA PICKUP IS REAL!

  • @StillJustAJ
    @StillJustAJ 6 місяців тому

    This was the best story I’ve ever heard. Holy shit this should be a movie

  • @Zelda1548
    @Zelda1548 2 роки тому +1

    Coney is a master story teller. This was amazing.

  • @aurain7994
    @aurain7994 2 роки тому +1

    The editor not adding the vacation song during the map scenes is criminal

  • @bwheeler9299
    @bwheeler9299 2 роки тому

    I fucking love coney's presentation style story times

  • @mkale1749
    @mkale1749 Рік тому +1

    What a noble man coney is, giving us the cringe confessional of his own

  • @bibbyboxx2219
    @bibbyboxx2219 2 роки тому +2

    “It’s car blood.”

  • @AzulGreen17
    @AzulGreen17 2 місяці тому +2

    Wait youre telling me his real name ISNT Coney? Impossible

  • @killjoy_sunshine
    @killjoy_sunshine 2 роки тому

    That outro got me so unnecessarily hyped, like I'm about to embark of the adventure of a lifetime.

  • @ryanyamamoto4295
    @ryanyamamoto4295 2 роки тому

    It’s so much cleaner with all the mistakes cut out

  • @sharlockshacolmes9381
    @sharlockshacolmes9381 2 роки тому

    What I learned from Coney's story times : if Coney's in a car on a highway there is a high chance that there will be an accident.