Confession: I submitted the Spider in the girls hair story and a detail I forgot to add to make the story worse is that it wasnt a fleeting moment and she was gone. I sat there next to her for about 5 minutes knowing the spider was there and was too socially awkward to say anything that whole time. Also Im a massive Chad now so dont worry I figured things out 🥴
Cringe confessional is surprisingly a very useful-too watch series. As someone who currently has a crush on a girl, I am learning exactly what NOT to do, so thank you Coney for telling me NOT to shit myself. (Jokes aside, I am learning)
@@JaylanxYT luckily i was not the guy but it was one of my very close friends, he texted me immediately after i watched it and was like "BRO IM IN THIS ONE"
@@doctorsauceofficial I hope it was all in good fun at least. Ik if I would be in that position I would be super mad and embarrassed. I would not be happy about it at all.
as someone who can't whistle, it is indeed a skill that everyone can do. just gotta practice at it. However I am perpetually in a state of "skill issue" that I simply can't fathom it.
I learned to whistle when I was 19 when I tried wrong all my life. It was a gift from God. I think anyone can do it, but what you think you have to do with your mouth isn't what you really do.
I believe you, but honestly at this point I'm too depressed about it to try. I was the only person I knew growing up who couldn't, and everyone around me only ever made fun of me for it, or very briefly tried to teach me before descending into frustrated insults.
@@i-am-linja Stick your lips out as far as they can go while still being able to make an "oo" sound like in "loser". Then change the pitch of your breath from low to high and see if you can find anything
@@i-am-linja Don't actually "oo" I'm just saying hold your lips such that you could oo with that shape. And once you got that extended lips, don't make sound with your vocal chords. Kinda make the airy pseudo-whistle sound which is just blowing. Take THAT sound from low to high. Honestly if you keep tweaking mouth and tongue positions and doing the low to high I think you'll find it. The reason to do low to high slide is because every pitch requires a different mouth position to sound, so if you try all the pitches with a given mouth position, you're more likely to find a match And i really wanna emphasize sticking the lips far out. Farther than you ever would normally unless you're making a certain exaggerated surprised face. Lips out like a kissy face, then lower the jaw ever so slightly to open you mouth
Coney anyone can whistle... you just have to spend some time trying. My brother couldn't whistle until 22 years old. He learned last week. It's absolutely something you can learn
*CRINGE CONFESSIONAL - EPISODE 5* 0:40 - "Jabba The Hut" at the costume party 2:11 - Genetics, rolling your tounge, and whistling [ 2:45 ] - Coney, mid-story, gets very mad at Bubble Guppies 4:15 - Dropping the sheet music during the music's ambience 5:30 - "Sorry, I'm dealing withg my own haunted house right here" 6:42 - Smart viewer decides to flush his shitstained boxers 8:35 - Whitest viewer plays a Native American in school theatre 10:18 - Ending a friendly phone call with "I love you" 11:03 - Melvin chatter attempts to roast the loudest classmate 13:43 - Bartender makes fun of one-armed customer 14:29 - Holding the bathroom door open for an old lady 16:05 - Give hugs to Pizza Delivery
Thank you so much. These videos really help me de-stress from the day and always make me feel so much better from the laughs and the cringe. Appreciate it!
I didn’t learn to whistle until my twenties. It took way too much effort to learn and I still can’t do it well. It’s one of the most difficult noises I can make. I’ve forgotten how to whistle and needed to relearn multiple times.
18:55 I was just like that guy, always glimpsing at the chic that I liked, the difference was she sat in front of me and beside me in the classes we both had for all or half of the year
Protip on whistling: The shape of the hole you make with your lips doesn't really matter. It's more about the space you form inside your mouth using your tongue. Try to widen your tongue so that it touches your top molars on both sides, and leave some space between the tip of your tongue and your front teeth. Then form a small hole with your lips and blow. To get different notes, make small backward and forward movements with the tip of your tongue. I also tend to press the tip of my tongue against my lower front teeth and raise the middle of my tongue to get higher notes. I have no idea if this is how everyone does it, but it's what works for me, and hopefully it'll help someone out so I didn't type this in vain. Ha!
Coney, if you want to learn to whistle, practice with any empty bottle by attempting to blow air through the hole. Eventually this will give you the muscle memory needed and over time will become tonal.
Whistling is not genetic. My mom can whistle, my grandma could whistle, my grandpa can whistle, my dad can whistle, my sister can whistle, and I can not whistle. (Unless I’m adopted…)
There's aparantly a Musical named "anyone can whistle", so it's gotta be true then. No but seriously, I think it's like with singing: anyone can do it, but it comes more naturally to some people and some people have to learn it
Everyone has to learn it, it's just way easier if you're still a kid. I spent an entire day doing literally nothing else when I was 5, and it's felt natural ever since
Whistling is absolutely a skill you can learn, there's even different ways to do it. There's the classic kissy mouth but there's also tongue against front teeth or that fingers in your mouth that everyone does at concerts or sports. It's never too late to learn~
10:29 me and my best homies always say love you and make kissing noises over the phone when we hang up still, and we’re all 17. That’s that real home dawg shit
I also get naked to play videogames/watch youtube sometimes, but that's because I like want to shower but am hooked on a youtjbe video so I sit on the toilet with my bollocks out for like half an hour watching a video essay about undertale or some shit
Who's gonna tell him that yes, whistling is a skill and not based on genetics? I can't whistle but it only takes a Google search to know that it's a skill issue
even though i cannot whistle, it isnt genetic. with enough pracitce, anyone can whistle. genetics does determine how much practice is needed for a a specific person.
I'm so fucking stupid. I'm watching this video as I'm playing Hades and when I got to the part where he asks chat to press 1 if they can't whistle, I go along and also press 1 on my computer. I realize slightly too late that 1 is the button to unleash you Cthonic Companion and I just wasted a resource I don't have much of... it wasn't even a hard room...
Whistling is absolutely a skill, just like snapping your fingers. When I was a kid I learned how to whistle from some mystery solving Winnie the Pooh show because they explained that you're primarily trying to blow wind through your teeth and not your mouth. I can't whistle well, that's for certain, but I can do a pretty decent one. I'm 24 and I also just learned how to snap my fingers last year. My girlfriend had to show me how to do it and it's almost the same as how I learned to whistle. The whole time I was just focusing on the wrong aspect to do it. Can't snap that well but at least I can do it now.
@@Unknown-hb3id If you can make the "chuh" sound from Hebrew words like Hannukah you're like halfway there. You want to use the same part of your throat as that but treat it like a gargle that's more in your mouth than in your throat. My other bit of advice would be ignoring your tongue. I've seen some people roll their r's with their tongue but that shit is wack as af. Just do the gargle sound and shape your mouth in an 'o' like you're pronouncing the letter r and you should pretty much have it
There are 3 types of cringe confessions:
1. Lost Love
2. Poop Story
3. One armed person
Yup
I loved a one-armed girl but I shit myself and she never spoke to me again
4. Crime
@@Zorua3 I fell in love with a one-armed person who stole a shit
I then murdered that one armed girl I loved while pooping myself
Cringe confessional was a amazing concept! This is the best react content I’ve ever seen, it’s a Reddit review but redone to be actually funny!
I actually knew another youtuber who did this, before Coney but not anymore.
I didn't even realize I was being tricked into viewing reddit content, incredible
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 whom
@@crooker23 it isn't reddit he is saying it is better than reddit
The idea of a Little girl bullying her dad because he can't whistle Is funny for no reason to me
A family that can do that and no one gets killed is a ideal fam
Coney makes the best hypotheticals ever
I swear, the Starbucks Angry Birds story had like 2 avenues to go down and then the actual reveal carved a third one out of literally no where.
I was thinking he would find her ODd. So glad that was not what it was lmao
I thought when I heard that there were noises that she was, -ahem-, making herself happy
Confession: I submitted the Spider in the girls hair story and a detail I forgot to add to make the story worse is that it wasnt a fleeting moment and she was gone. I sat there next to her for about 5 minutes knowing the spider was there and was too socially awkward to say anything that whole time.
Also Im a massive Chad now so dont worry I figured things out 🥴
Yeah sure you are now
@@Swashbucklebuckle girls hop to me like rabbits
God damnit man
Thought you were one of us
if you claim to be a chad you definitely arent one
I love how he goes straight from attacking chat for not being able to roll their tongue into defending not being able to whistle
7:14 Coney saying “Did you poop” like his child came into the room at 2 in the morning
Cringe confessional is surprisingly a very useful-too watch series. As someone who currently has a crush on a girl, I am learning exactly what NOT to do, so thank you Coney for telling me NOT to shit myself. (Jokes aside, I am learning)
2:40 That whistling tirade made it so much better when his whole world came crashing down around him
This truly is a Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door moment, thanks UA-cam
So true
Paper Mario IS the cringe
"Your teacher is a fucking BOZO" - Coney has been spending too much time near Marss
I don’t know why but every time I see people in chat spamming “POOP BOY” I start laughing uncontrollably
holy fuck i know the guy who got counted for looking at his crush LMAO
Were you the guy?
@@JaylanxYT luckily i was not the guy but it was one of my very close friends, he texted me immediately after i watched it and was like "BRO IM IN THIS ONE"
@@doctorsauceofficial I hope it was all in good fun at least. Ik if I would be in that position I would be super mad and embarrassed. I would not be happy about it at all.
@@alecbormia4523 oh yeah this happened to him like 6 years ago and it definitely wasn't fun at the time but we laugh about it now
@@doctorsauceofficial that's good
as someone who can't whistle, it is indeed a skill that everyone can do. just gotta practice at it. However I am perpetually in a state of "skill issue" that I simply can't fathom it.
Practice blowing into an empty bottle.
Truth
no its not a skill, I refuse to believe that.
20:55 boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I game on company time
I learned to whistle when I was 19 when I tried wrong all my life. It was a gift from God.
I think anyone can do it, but what you think you have to do with your mouth isn't what you really do.
I believe you, but honestly at this point I'm too depressed about it to try. I was the only person I knew growing up who couldn't, and everyone around me only ever made fun of me for it, or very briefly tried to teach me before descending into frustrated insults.
@@i-am-linja Stick your lips out as far as they can go while still being able to make an "oo" sound like in "loser".
Then change the pitch of your breath from low to high and see if you can find anything
@@andrewprahst2529 No dice. I can sound like a theremin but that's not a whistle. I actually paradoxically have very good voice control.
@@i-am-linja Don't actually "oo" I'm just saying hold your lips such that you could oo with that shape. And once you got that extended lips, don't make sound with your vocal chords. Kinda make the airy pseudo-whistle sound which is just blowing. Take THAT sound from low to high.
Honestly if you keep tweaking mouth and tongue positions and doing the low to high I think you'll find it.
The reason to do low to high slide is because every pitch requires a different mouth position to sound, so if you try all the pitches with a given mouth position, you're more likely to find a match
And i really wanna emphasize sticking the lips far out. Farther than you ever would normally unless you're making a certain exaggerated surprised face.
Lips out like a kissy face, then lower the jaw ever so slightly to open you mouth
I was the guy who got timed out in the chat for saying whistling is a skill issue
I stand by that one Coney literally just learn it lmao
I can’t whistle either lol
@@andrewww13 at least you aren’t in denial
I can’t whistle or snap
Saying its a genetic issue is 100% concentrated copium
@@CatsRGr8_ I don’t mean this in a mean way but I didn’t know there was people who couldn’t snap
Bro, Coney was cringe on his own cringe confessional
Coney anyone can whistle... you just have to spend some time trying. My brother couldn't whistle until 22 years old. He learned last week. It's absolutely something you can learn
*CRINGE CONFESSIONAL - EPISODE 5*
0:40 - "Jabba The Hut" at the costume party
2:11 - Genetics, rolling your tounge, and whistling
[ 2:45 ] - Coney, mid-story, gets very mad at Bubble Guppies
4:15 - Dropping the sheet music during the music's ambience
5:30 - "Sorry, I'm dealing withg my own haunted house right here"
6:42 - Smart viewer decides to flush his shitstained boxers
8:35 - Whitest viewer plays a Native American in school theatre
10:18 - Ending a friendly phone call with "I love you"
11:03 - Melvin chatter attempts to roast the loudest classmate
13:43 - Bartender makes fun of one-armed customer
14:29 - Holding the bathroom door open for an old lady
16:05 - Give hugs to Pizza Delivery
Thank you so much. These videos really help me de-stress from the day and always make me feel so much better from the laughs and the cringe. Appreciate it!
4:41 see my friends make fun of me for memorizing my solos, and this is why I fkn do it lmao
Your friends do *WHAT* now?! Ditch them. Get better friends. Immediately.
if a tree shits itself in a basement and no one is around to smell it, is it really cringe?
It’s a new hairstyle every vid lmao
Just wait for him to have like cloud strife hair or something
Edited 🤔
@@sussyamogusguy1540 cuz I made a typo
I didn’t learn to whistle until my twenties. It took way too much effort to learn and I still can’t do it well. It’s one of the most difficult noises I can make. I’ve forgotten how to whistle and needed to relearn multiple times.
18:55 I was just like that guy, always glimpsing at the chic that I liked, the difference was she sat in front of me and beside me in the classes we both had for all or half of the year
24:47 We have a Goofy Goober.
Protip on whistling: The shape of the hole you make with your lips doesn't really matter. It's more about the space you form inside your mouth using your tongue.
Try to widen your tongue so that it touches your top molars on both sides, and leave some space between the tip of your tongue and your front teeth. Then form a small hole with your lips and blow. To get different notes, make small backward and forward movements with the tip of your tongue. I also tend to press the tip of my tongue against my lower front teeth and raise the middle of my tongue to get higher notes.
I have no idea if this is how everyone does it, but it's what works for me, and hopefully it'll help someone out so I didn't type this in vain. Ha!
BRO Literally learned how to whistle by doing this for like 2 minutes, thanks 97% likely male stranger
I think I can poorly whistle thanks to your service good sir!
Got any tips on rolling r's? That's my skill issue.
got a perfectly timed ad at 5:58 breaking up the question and the answer lol
Coney, if you want to learn to whistle, practice with any empty bottle by attempting to blow air through the hole. Eventually this will give you the muscle memory needed and over time will become tonal.
I CAN'T UNSEE THE GIRAFFE
8:35 It was 2004 and it was my decision with the director's approval. Best part? It was in a city near Atlanta, GA.
People just be jealous that we don’t know how to whistle so they call it genetic.
why would we be jealous you CANT whistle.
@@person69420w another case of no whistle jealousy 😞
@@randomoriginality9670mf doubled down. Mad respect
Whistling is not genetic. My mom can whistle, my grandma could whistle, my grandpa can whistle, my dad can whistle, my sister can whistle, and I can not whistle. (Unless I’m adopted…)
It sucks that coney's gonna skip the dorect, I would love to see 20 minutes of him maldimg at xenoblade
That last one was some cartoon character story lmaooo 💀
There's aparantly a Musical named "anyone can whistle", so it's gotta be true then.
No but seriously, I think it's like with singing: anyone can do it, but it comes more naturally to some people and some people have to learn it
Everyone has to learn it, it's just way easier if you're still a kid. I spent an entire day doing literally nothing else when I was 5, and it's felt natural ever since
Bro cringe confessional is amazing. I love this series
Whistling is absolutely a skill you can learn, there's even different ways to do it.
There's the classic kissy mouth but there's also tongue against front teeth or that fingers in your mouth that everyone does at concerts or sports.
It's never too late to learn~
God i love cringe confessional
Discontinue the series
The one-armed bartender story got me guffawing
10:29 me and my best homies always say love you and make kissing noises over the phone when we hang up still, and we’re all 17. That’s that real home dawg shit
Ayo?
Coney, I’m glad your promoting that it’s ok not to be able to whistle
coney not being able to whistle is too funny. anyone can do it. he just doesn't do it right
I wish the UA-cam community page was actually good so I could know when these streams happen 😪
he doesn’t really make community posts when he starts stream but he does tweet about it
coney lookin like me after doing five pokemon commissions til 4am
I get it, it takes the biggest ammount of restraint not to look at who you have a crush on every 2 minutes!
Creep
Whistling is definitely a gene based skill.
Source: I can’t whistle, nor can anyone else in my family
That's because none of you have spent enough time on it to learn it. It's not something you're born knowing how to do
This is defo your best series imo
whistling is a skill i didn't know how to do it until i was like 16
May dad pretends he can whistle, but all he does is push air out of his mouth and then tell everyone else they can't whistle, even after they do so
based
To that guy who got made fun of for not being able to whistle, I feel you, I can't whistle either, and neither can 3 of my 4 siblings XD
Whistling is definitely not genetic. I couldn’t do it for years but I taught myself to do it
Best series on UA-cam ngl ngl
Don’t worry Coney, I couldn’t whistle until I got braces
I've watched like 5 video had friends try to explain it to me and read articles and still can't whistle.
"Once upon a time, I took a shit" - Coney's nightmares
Coney dressed up like Cornelius
Conelius LOL
Please keep up cringe confessional it’s the best and funniest type of video on this channel!
"If I was this old I would do this too, I'd be like fuck it, what can I get away with with young people"
I can whistle like a disney princess.
oh my god cony the trim. Certified quandale barbershop reference
23:45 dammit, I see it. Thanks Coney
There's nothing like watching Coney react to a story you submitted. Parasocial relationships are weird.
I also get naked to play videogames/watch youtube sometimes, but that's because I like want to shower but am hooked on a youtjbe video so I sit on the toilet with my bollocks out for like half an hour watching a video essay about undertale or some shit
Why does Coney look like Doctor Octopus in the thumbnail
NOOO I missed this one! I doubt my story is gonna ever get told at this point
I'm so fucking confused, is the angry bird one an innuendo for something???
No she literally just played angry birds to relax so she could poop
That Resident Evil 6 cover just blew my fucking mind.
I love Cringe Confession so much :)
The whistling thing made me feel better that I can’t whistle
Whistling is fucking hard man I've tried learning and I'm convinced my mouth is just shaped weird
I do a weird thing where I can only whistle by sucking air in 🤷🏻♂️
@@DonTS1 👀
Who's gonna tell him that yes, whistling is a skill and not based on genetics? I can't whistle but it only takes a Google search to know that it's a skill issue
10:44 just saying a real one would say love you too
Coney with the content!
FUCK I MISSED CRINGE CONFESSIONAL LIVE
The pre show was horrendous. Love that it came out well tho
2:50 since when did you have a kid and a wife
This is mine ICANT
even though i cannot whistle, it isnt genetic. with enough pracitce, anyone can whistle. genetics does determine how much practice is needed for a a specific person.
It’s not “never trust women”, not just because that sexist, but also why trust anyone
Co "Piss Boy" Ney
I'm so fucking stupid. I'm watching this video as I'm playing Hades and when I got to the part where he asks chat to press 1 if they can't whistle, I go along and also press 1 on my computer. I realize slightly too late that 1 is the button to unleash you Cthonic Companion and I just wasted a resource I don't have much of... it wasn't even a hard room...
Cringe: I was here first
Just sent in my confession, hopefully I get in the next few vids :)
Wasn't in the stream, but I am also in the 1 no whistle gang.
normalize saying I love you to the homies!
yeah baby more cringe confessions
Coney makes fun of someone who can’t role their tongue, but he can’t whistle.
Such fun videos
My gosh that giraffe thing is terrible. Why’d you have to point that out.
Coney is a Cringe Confessional
Whistling is absolutely a skill, just like snapping your fingers.
When I was a kid I learned how to whistle from some mystery solving Winnie the Pooh show because they explained that you're primarily trying to blow wind through your teeth and not your mouth. I can't whistle well, that's for certain, but I can do a pretty decent one.
I'm 24 and I also just learned how to snap my fingers last year. My girlfriend had to show me how to do it and it's almost the same as how I learned to whistle. The whole time I was just focusing on the wrong aspect to do it. Can't snap that well but at least I can do it now.
Any tips on rolling r's? I learned snapping late as well, but my real skill issue is with the r's.
@@Unknown-hb3id If you can make the "chuh" sound from Hebrew words like Hannukah you're like halfway there. You want to use the same part of your throat as that but treat it like a gargle that's more in your mouth than in your throat.
My other bit of advice would be ignoring your tongue. I've seen some people roll their r's with their tongue but that shit is wack as af. Just do the gargle sound and shape your mouth in an 'o' like you're pronouncing the letter r and you should pretty much have it
1 more for the non-whistlers. We stay hiding our shame
Hey, coney, i cant whistle. You are totally fine. I get it
I love you Coney
Non-whistler gang rise up
1 I cannot whistle either
Anyone can whistle