The chef kiss : Psyker breaking the 4th wall... By correcting the subtitles that wrongly written a word he said. _"I'm sensing fear, rage, and foreshortened life spa- ... No, not "foreshortened "life span ! I Said "FOUR SHORTENED" life span ! Are you not playin' attention... ?! _*_LOOK AT ME, NOT THEM_*_ !_
Reason why they are rejects. They don’t fit into the imperium society so they are pretty much put into a suicide squad and go on missions with good chance get killed.
"Dunno, Inquisitor. He somehow came away feeling like he wanted to meet Creed himself after shit talking about cadia. He died bravely, shielding us from lasfire with his back. Commissar syndrome, we call it in the trenches.
"Dunno, Inquisitor, it was so strange--one second we were just having a nice little chat about historic military disasters, and the next he was jamming a heretic's grenade down his throat and charging the enemy. Almost like he was possessed by all the ghosts of Cadia, it was. The oddest thing is, the disaster we'd been discussing had been *about* something having a major breakdown at the worst possible moment..."
@@Oops-All-Ghosts "Don't know, Inquisitor. Those two little 'uns wouldn't shut up about cad-ee-a or sumthin. Then... I forget, and then they were crushed flat. Can I have their rations, sah?"
I loved this part because let’s be honest, with all the Guard rivalries and the fact that Cadians hold themselves above other regiments, I can imagine that most non-cadian guard probably hate the Cadians
@@serbianslav5494 Even Catacahan respects the Cadians Like that one time a Praetorian General insulted a Cadian General when a Catachan General Elected the Cadian to defend a place
The Savant Psyker has a good one too Cadian says something along the lines of "Weakness. That's why places like this fall" & the psyker retorts with "Quite the expert, are you?"
@@Jormyyy "I'm sensing rage, fear, and foreshortened lifespans." Subtitles read as 'foreshortened lifespans' (which for the gag I think it's supposed to read as 'four shortened') "No, not 'Four shortened lifespans'. I said 'foreshortened lifespans'! Are you not paying attention? LOOK AT ME, NOT THEM!"
I don't know much if any 40K lore but the picture of Cadia on the character creation screen told me everything I needed about how serious these burns are.
TL;DR: the planet withstood ten thousand years of constant invasion, and only finally fell because the big bad guy got sick of the planet's shit and threw a death-star equivalent at it. Note: when I say threw, I mean literally. The planet had a shield strong enough to resist said death star equivalent's planet killing weapon, so the enemy just slammed the bloody thing into the planet with enough force to crack it. Anyone shit-talking Cadia really has no idea what they're actually talking about, because any planet short of Cadia wouldn't even have got that far.
Summary: The "Eye of Terror" opened up and chaos attacked Cadia. The guard repelled the insane chaos presence, to the point where the Necons (ancient xeno space skeletons) found it worthy to help resist the invasion. Chaos forces were so pissed they couldn't overwhelm the planet that they slammed a death star sized space station into the planet, breaking it into pieces. The guard never fled, and there were still battles happening on the fragments as the planet tore apart. The ultimate 40k last stand.
To add to what SkyNinja759 said, 40k's been going since the 80s but Cadia's Fall was only written in in about 2015 or so. So this planet famed in the lore for stalling the closest thing 40k has to a definitive main villain for almost 4 decades IRL finally biting it was just as huge out-of-universe as it was in-universe.
@@splitjawjanitor5369 to add it also split the galaxy in half and woke the emperor up and it caused the resurrection of the primarch Guilleman primarchs are the god emperors sons
Cadia resisted thousands of attacks, yet we don't talk about how defensible it is Cadia built up one of the most effective fighting forces in the galaxy, yet we don't talk about how strong it's people are Cadia watched the eye of terror dutifully, never failing in it's task, yet we don't talk about how dutiful it was BUT IT BREAKS ONE TIME
@@DarkOmegaMK2 not really the Cadians successfully defended the planet but abbadon threw the black stone fortress at it destroying the planet which funny enough the imperium is arguably stronger because of cadia because it woke up the emperor and cadia was the first line of defense
Cadian's are stubborn weirdo's that dig and dig (trenches and dugouts) all day and think they're better then everyone else just because they're pretty stocky and good in a fight. you're on to something here.
"Alright, mission's done, heretics are all dead, team's all here for extraction." Pilot: "I'm reading a flatline on one of your bio-reader-" We're ALL here, just a glitch, I'm sure."
Now I can just imagine a traitor guardsmen at a cadian memorial and says "Aww what happened to your friends? Hey I know that guy I killed him he cried like a bitch. CHAOS!!!! Undefeated!"
"Damnedest thing that, Commissar. We were having a pleasant talk about cadia when he suddenly emptied his lasgun battery into his own legs and threw himself in front of a chaos ogryn's feet."
You can play as a Cadian. When you are picking where your guy is from the game shows you some worlds and Cadia is just a bunch of rocks floating in space lmao.
@@WitcherCrow Given Cadia's proximity to the Eye of Terror that's not that surprising, I mean the forces of Chaos likely would WANT the very planet that was such a big obstacle for them for many black crusades and was basically a giant fucking dagger to whatever supply lines were coming out of the Eye of Terror, they no doubt made its remaining pieces a daemon world as a form of mockery. But there's also a piece of fine detail in Darktide if you choose to be a Cadian is that you can choose a mutation for your eye color to be purple instead of the default color choice and that mutation is BECAUSE of Cadia's proximity to the Eye of Terror.
Professional-Veteran: hey psyker what am I? Loner-Psyker: uh, stupid? Professional-Veteran: no I’m Cadia! Loner-Psyker: What’s the difference? *Laughter ensues while cadian-vet fumes*
All the characters have cadia jokes and insults its funny. I think i remember someone talking about studying rocks since cadians know a lot about rocks.
While I get the joke, unfortunately incorrect, while Reach fell, it was never destroyed and was inevitably retaken. I'd have gone with Earth, destroyed by the Dredge in Titan A.E.
@@Chrisorr Reach actually was glassed as per the first book. However, due to humanity's usage of Forerunner tech, Reach was undergoing reterraforming efforts, seen in the epilogue of the game when Noble Six's helmet is covered in grass just as a new ship of colonists is landing in the background only within the next couple of decades.
the ubersreik 5: witty banter, everyone (except saltzpyre) can take a joke and dish it back, theres no real animosity darktide crew: death threats, personal attacks, the only reason they are working together is because they have no choice
Right? The convicts have to work together, else they either die during the mission or they get executed by a commissar or Inquisitor when they return for failing.
Yeah the irony of the Vermintide crew being from completely different races that are all meant to oppose and hate each other getting along just fine while Darktide's crew of humans just HATE.
I find it amusing that the loose Cannon and agitator being the least mean spirited of the group. Like the agitator looks at the psyker in a surprisingly pragmatic way. "I judge you by the good you can achieve". For a crazed zealot that is some serious restraint.
Well, except for the Ogryn. Everyone loves the Ogryn and is generally super nice to them... For the most part. Especially the Psykers, they LOVE the Ogryns.
The banter is one of the best things in this game. It's even better than the stuff between the Ubersreik Five. I mean, a Cadian really going off about the planet getting destroyed by Abaddon's Hail Mary play? And the VAs really sold the emotion in the line, too.
Loose cannon veteran has the best dialogue. I absolutely love the sarky comments. He's truly the disgruntled veteran who copes with his trauma with dark humour
Oh my God they jerk themselves off SO HARD in those books. This why we like ciaphas cain and gaunt's ghost books. You can be good but cadias just brag all the time.
@@kenshy10 I like how in the current books other guardsmen from different regiments would walk up up to a Cadian and be like “L+ratio+bozo+will of eternity💀💀”
I mean ik it's a book about the Death Korps but in the Krieg book the Cadians pretty much got ignored by the rank and file and told this is a siege bitch it's our game now by the officers.
That's interesting, I've seen another version of this clip where the first line is different. Some of this game's dialogue must have an insane amount of permutations.
You guys know what's good about Fatshark games, right? It's the characters' interactions. They are toxic towards each other every moment, yet ready to stand side by side to fights off the danger without hestitations.
I mean there is one interaction (idk how it is triggered) where a professional veteran tells a savant psyker theat they would have liked them in the guard. Or a judge who calls the squad family. Never had these lines myself though :'(
If you have a Cadian origin who doesn't use the Cadian voicelines, when the Cadian says "None of you would last a day on Cadia" the other veteren will say something like "I WAS on Cadia!"
I remember having this conversation when I played Darktide. Thing is; My Veteran backstory was also from Cadia. So It was somewhat bizarre my character was shit-talking at another survivor from Cadia. It would've been interesting something like; "You've Wouldn't Last a Day on Cadia" "Wouldn't I? I'm from Cadia!" "Is that right?" "Cadia Stands" "Cadia Stands...."
@@louiscypher4186 Abaddon can't even protect an impenetrable balck stone fortress without losing it to some mortals protecting a rock in the void because he was losing.
i love how the devs added alternating lines depending on what your backstory is, its like overwatch where characters talk and interact with each other, but its a charcater you made instead of it being a pre made one
Cadian: I don't know why, My Lord Inquisitor but all of a sudden he did a backward Flip directly into my fixed bayonet Inquisitor:72 Times!? Cadian:(shoulder shrug)Yes!?
"He was tainted by chaos sir, i had to make sure he wouldn't insult the god emperor by his heresy. Thus i stabbed him 72 times then to be sure the pox wouldn't spread i burned his body with a flamer sir."
I like how the Loner Psykers are essentially falling to Tzeentch. You can tell by their narcissistic attitude and disregard to the Emperor, calling him a Carrion Lord
Not sure if it was just beta weirdness, a mistake on the devs part, or a deliberate subversion but when I heard this interaction in game my character, a non-Cadian, was the angry one and the guy mocking Cadia was Cadian-born. Would have been cool if my dude had acknowledged the fact, but it was this exact interaction
He’s probably crying it took him 10k years to get rid of the imperiums first line of defense and the imperium is arguably stronger because it woke up the emperor and caused g man’s resurrection
xD yeah ok whatever you say Chaos fan, Let's just pretend that Abby the crybaby couldn't take a massive L for decades at Cadia and only "won" once by destroying black fortress practically losing way more than he stood to gain to destroy normal humans.
One of the quotes from one of the schizophrenic psykers says "My beloved wants you to know that what happened to Cadia wasn't your fault." Its also heavily implied that his beloved is the God-Emperor.
Between this and a psyker using the term "Corpse-Emperor", it's a wonder half of these characters haven't been wiped from the record entirely.
can't forget the zealot screaming "BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!"
We're in prison for a reason
The chef kiss : Psyker breaking the 4th wall... By correcting the subtitles that wrongly written a word he said.
_"I'm sensing fear, rage, and foreshortened life spa- ... No, not "foreshortened "life span ! I Said "FOUR SHORTENED" life span ! Are you not playin' attention... ?! _*_LOOK AT ME, NOT THEM_*_ !_
I mean, I think the only reason they are all alive is because they're useful... and they keep coming back alive from suicide missions.
Reason why they are rejects. They don’t fit into the imperium society so they are pretty much put into a suicide squad and go on missions with good chance get killed.
"Dunno, Inquisitor. He somehow came away feeling like he wanted to meet Creed himself after shit talking about cadia. He died bravely, shielding us from lasfire with his back. Commissar syndrome, we call it in the trenches.
"Dunno, Inquisitor, it was so strange--one second we were just having a nice little chat about historic military disasters, and the next he was jamming a heretic's grenade down his throat and charging the enemy. Almost like he was possessed by all the ghosts of Cadia, it was. The oddest thing is, the disaster we'd been discussing had been *about* something having a major breakdown at the worst possible moment..."
*Commissar syndrome*
Brave lad taking the shot right in the spine. Dunno what happened to the skull
Commissar syndrome LOOOOOOOOOL
@@Oops-All-Ghosts "Don't know, Inquisitor. Those two little 'uns wouldn't shut up about cad-ee-a or sumthin. Then... I forget, and then they were crushed flat. Can I have their rations, sah?"
"I won't forget this!"
Yeah I suppose Cadians have a strong memory, since that's all they got left.
Ooof, emotional damages
Good lord, that’s brutal lmao
Oof
Oof, you don't have to go down that hard
Damn, I'd say sick burn, but there isn't anything left (of cadia) to burn
This has 'YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE' energy.
More like you just made an enemy of an entire people who are all militant.
"You Cadians are sure a contentious people."
DAMNED CADIANS! THEY BROKE CADIA!
Cadiands have many natural enemies.
Like Cadians and First borns.
Or Cadians and Krieg.
Or Cadians and Catachan.
Or Cadians and Cadians.
THIS IS GOING IN THE BOOK OF GRUDGES!!!
Man, that dissing was so brutal that it broke Cadia a second time.
Foul 😂
even abbadon can't 1 up that one!
Haven't seen a spine breaker like that since prospero
Didn't need a Blackstone Fortress either
But not the guard
Cadian team members: Cadia Stands!
This guy: Why dont you STAND in a trash compacter
Cadian: i dont want to go to your planet
Fucking based.
That was good
@@SirDankleberry nice profile picture
@@MISTERTR-rh9mg Hater: Then lets go to your planet... oh wait
I loved this part because let’s be honest, with all the Guard rivalries and the fact that Cadians hold themselves above other regiments, I can imagine that most non-cadian guard probably hate the Cadians
Cadians don’t exactly have a monopoly on being haughty bastards. Catachans for example are also haughty bastards
I think every guard regiment holds themselves above the other regiments. Cadia is just one of the more well known ones.
I'm always up for making fun of Cadia
They're like the Ultramarines of the Imperial Guard.
I don't think kriegers would hate them, like at most they give a sympathetic nod before rushing off to battle
Soldiers: "Cadia stands!"
This guy: "Yeah, it stands like a barstool with only 2 legs."
A barstool after one hell of a fight.
@@AverySadBear so not standing
@@hangdog355thems fightin words
OUCH!
*some mad lad balances on one leg just for lulz*
When you're a guardsman from an actual death world and you've heard "Cadia Stands!" for the 47th time today.
I mean the cadians were in the literal EDGE OF HELL so I think it has some merit
@@michaelpressley8040 living at the edge of hell isn't as special as living in hell itself, like the Catachan boys.
@@serbianslav5494 Even Catacahan respects the Cadians
Like that one time a Praetorian General insulted a Cadian General when a Catachan General Elected the Cadian to defend a place
The Savant Psyker has a good one too
Cadian says something along the lines of "Weakness. That's why places like this fall"
& the psyker retorts with "Quite the expert, are you?"
The best voice line is the one where the Psyker breaks the 4th wall and argues with the subtitles.
What do they say about the subtitles?!
@@Jormyyy "I'm sensing rage, fear, and foreshortened lifespans."
Subtitles read as 'foreshortened lifespans' (which for the gag I think it's supposed to read as 'four shortened')
"No, not 'Four shortened lifespans'. I said 'foreshortened lifespans'! Are you not paying attention? LOOK AT ME, NOT THEM!"
@@aleronbane8080 Four.
@@aleronbane8080 the best part?
The subtitles don’t transition to the 4th wall breaking
@@Jormyyy Look up Extreme Amounts of Righteous Smiting | DARKTIDE by RubixRaptor and go to 3:18 second mark in video to the conversation.
Throne, the exchanges in this game are absolutely stellar
"You will fall apart at the last moment - just like Cadia"
Yeah that was brutal even for Warhammer 😂
he absolutely _spat_ the word Cadia in the delivery, too. incredible voice acting, could really feel the venom.
Dan Abnett wrote the dialogues, so, there is that.
In my head, I'm like "Let's see _your_ homeworld survive an impact from a whole Blackstone Fortress."
Pure savagery.
Like shit-talking New York on September 12th
An absolute power move
12th? Not 11th?
@@Ray-yv7kn means the day after it happened
Except Cadia is actually worth shit
@@grimmoire5952 Not anymore it's not.
Somewhere in the distance, you can hear Abbadon laughing hysterically.
I don't know much if any 40K lore but the picture of Cadia on the character creation screen told me everything I needed about how serious these burns are.
TL;DR: the planet withstood ten thousand years of constant invasion, and only finally fell because the big bad guy got sick of the planet's shit and threw a death-star equivalent at it. Note: when I say threw, I mean literally. The planet had a shield strong enough to resist said death star equivalent's planet killing weapon, so the enemy just slammed the bloody thing into the planet with enough force to crack it.
Anyone shit-talking Cadia really has no idea what they're actually talking about, because any planet short of Cadia wouldn't even have got that far.
Summary: The "Eye of Terror" opened up and chaos attacked Cadia. The guard repelled the insane chaos presence, to the point where the Necons (ancient xeno space skeletons) found it worthy to help resist the invasion.
Chaos forces were so pissed they couldn't overwhelm the planet that they slammed a death star sized space station into the planet, breaking it into pieces. The guard never fled, and there were still battles happening on the fragments as the planet tore apart.
The ultimate 40k last stand.
The Planet broke before the guard did
To add to what SkyNinja759 said, 40k's been going since the 80s but Cadia's Fall was only written in in about 2015 or so. So this planet famed in the lore for stalling the closest thing 40k has to a definitive main villain for almost 4 decades IRL finally biting it was just as huge out-of-universe as it was in-universe.
@@splitjawjanitor5369 to add it also split the galaxy in half and woke the emperor up and it caused the resurrection of the primarch Guilleman primarchs are the god emperors sons
Cadia: Legendary bastion that withstood Chaos for hundreds of years
Cadia in games: Falls every second day
_Thousands_ of years, not just hundreds.
@@RuSosan Right, almost forgot this was Warhammer we're talking about
Cadia resisted thousands of attacks, yet we don't talk about how defensible it is
Cadia built up one of the most effective fighting forces in the galaxy, yet we don't talk about how strong it's people are
Cadia watched the eye of terror dutifully, never failing in it's task, yet we don't talk about how dutiful it was
BUT IT BREAKS ONE TIME
@@lord_duckian9521 All I'm saying is that if they weren't so reliant on those xenos obelisks nobody would have a bad word to say about them.
@@Oops-All-Ghosts we don’t talk about the xeno obelisks
The planet broke before the guard, but this guy caused the Drop Sight Massacre 2
Those burns were Assault D6, auto-hit.
Instant Death, Gets Hot
This is my favorite joke in these comments so far.
@@ToozdaysChild Mortal Wounds on a 2 up.
D3+3 damage
Veteran shit talks Zealot: 😁
Veteran shit talks Cadia: 😠
"Cadia broke before the guard did."
"So...they both broke?"
Guard wouldn’t have broken if the planet didnt
@@SpicyDeddy _wouldn't_ have, being the operative word here. they still broke X fucking D
@@SpicyDeddy Sounds a lot like Copium right there.
@@SpicyDeddy This is like the 40k equivalent of "my controller ran out of battery and that's why i died".
@@DarkOmegaMK2 not really the Cadians successfully defended the planet but abbadon threw the black stone fortress at it destroying the planet which funny enough the imperium is arguably stronger because of cadia because it woke up the emperor and cadia was the first line of defense
*random WHF Dawi in the distance* "THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK YOU WAZZOK!"
Cadian's are stubborn weirdo's that dig and dig (trenches and dugouts) all day and think they're better then everyone else just because they're pretty stocky and good in a fight. you're on to something here.
"Alright, mission's done, heretics are all dead, team's all here for extraction."
Pilot: "I'm reading a flatline on one of your bio-reader-"
We're ALL here, just a glitch, I'm sure."
ALL the heretics are dead, Pilot. Now get us out of here.
10,000,000,000 Angry Cadians have suddenly manifested outside, sir.
"That's fine, not like they'll attack us. They'll just defend until they break, kind of like Cadia."
@@DamienDarkside they didn’t break the planet did
@@SirEggo2412 That's an awful lot of words to describe "losing."
@@louiscypher4186 they lost but the guard never broke they were still fighting even on the destroyed pieces of cadia
@@louiscypher4186 That's an awful lot of words to state you're incorrect.
Pretty sure shit talking Cadia is like that Family guy cutaway with the Vietnamese guys at a Vietnam memorial shouting “scoreboard!”
That guy was pretty much right though.
Now I can just imagine a traitor guardsmen at a cadian memorial and says "Aww what happened to your friends? Hey I know that guy I killed him he cried like a bitch. CHAOS!!!! Undefeated!"
@@giacomoromano8842 2 million vietnamese
@@MrBoxen Still won.
@@ionutbalta6607 2 million Vietnamese and still a 3rd world country
"Sorry commisar, he just stepped in front of my lasgun, dont know what got into him"
They already in a penal regiment so he could even not bother with excuse at all.
Commissar: Well, that was unfortunate, just send another one.
This is top tier Cadia slander
"Damnedest thing that, Commissar. We were having a pleasant talk about cadia when he suddenly emptied his lasgun battery into his own legs and threw himself in front of a chaos ogryn's feet."
Never expected cadia banter in darktide
You can play as a Cadian. When you are picking where your guy is from the game shows you some worlds and Cadia is just a bunch of rocks floating in space lmao.
@@alpgnr7690 Lorewise, The remains of Cadia have become a daemon world.
Also, for some reason, a secret mission of Custodes is going there.
@@WitcherCrow Given Cadia's proximity to the Eye of Terror that's not that surprising, I mean the forces of Chaos likely would WANT the very planet that was such a big obstacle for them for many black crusades and was basically a giant fucking dagger to whatever supply lines were coming out of the Eye of Terror, they no doubt made its remaining pieces a daemon world as a form of mockery. But there's also a piece of fine detail in Darktide if you choose to be a Cadian is that you can choose a mutation for your eye color to be purple instead of the default color choice and that mutation is BECAUSE of Cadia's proximity to the Eye of Terror.
@@alpgnr7690
They really gave Cadia the Alderaan treatment in that selection screen.
There's also some Exchanges that featured the state of 9th Edition of Warhammer 40k, so yea...
Still it's a mad mad world out there...
Professional-Veteran: hey psyker what am I?
Loner-Psyker: uh, stupid?
Professional-Veteran: no I’m Cadia!
Loner-Psyker: What’s the difference?
*Laughter ensues while cadian-vet fumes*
The dissing was so destructive that the guard broke before the planet did
I remember hearing this. I went 'Oh shit' when he mentioned Cadia.
All the characters have cadia jokes and insults its funny. I think i remember someone talking about studying rocks since cadians know a lot about rocks.
Holy shit wtf hahahaha
The german Psyker absolutely doesn't let up, he keeps going for a full minute just shittalking it if you have a Cadia vet on the team
@@ethanalspencer7294 either i didn't notice it but i am a cadian vet and a friend is a german psyker and i never heard it
What do Cadia, Alderaan and Reach have in common
You can't find em now
While I get the joke, unfortunately incorrect, while Reach fell, it was never destroyed and was inevitably retaken.
I'd have gone with Earth, destroyed by the Dredge in Titan A.E.
@@Chrisorr Ohhh okay 👍 I completely forgot the ending level of Reach there oops
@@ratchetmechani2002 not to worry, it wasn't really shown in the game, Reach not being glassed was more in the third book
@@Chrisorr
Reach actually was glassed as per the first book. However, due to humanity's usage of Forerunner tech, Reach was undergoing reterraforming efforts, seen in the epilogue of the game when Noble Six's helmet is covered in grass just as a new ship of colonists is landing in the background only within the next couple of decades.
Reach stands!
When the one thing stopping the Cadian from killing you, is their unflinching loyalty to the Imperium, and you know it
Or he simply can't. Other veterans also veteran guardsmen you know. They're also seen thier fair share of shit.
Cadia shouldnt talk so much smack.
His fault for talking shit
"the planet broke before the guard did"
But the planet is still broke though
And so did the guard, just after the planet.
@@faether1429 Orks do that shit all the time, don't hear them bangin on about it
Cadia Stans!
Cadia Sits!
Yup. Still losers no matter how they dress it up.
the ubersreik 5: witty banter, everyone (except saltzpyre) can take a joke and dish it back, theres no real animosity
darktide crew: death threats, personal attacks, the only reason they are working together is because they have no choice
Right? The convicts have to work together, else they either die during the mission or they get executed by a commissar or Inquisitor when they return for failing.
Yeah the irony of the Vermintide crew being from completely different races that are all meant to oppose and hate each other getting along just fine while Darktide's crew of humans just HATE.
and even mean old saltpyre is amiable by witch hunter standards
I find it amusing that the loose Cannon and agitator being the least mean spirited of the group. Like the agitator looks at the psyker in a surprisingly pragmatic way. "I judge you by the good you can achieve". For a crazed zealot that is some serious restraint.
Well, except for the Ogryn. Everyone loves the Ogryn and is generally super nice to them... For the most part. Especially the Psykers, they LOVE the Ogryns.
Is this why the Legion of Votann are back? Cause that is some big book of grudges shit right there.
Why would the Kin care? Cadia is easier to mine now.
@@hangdog355 ROCK AND STONE!
When this happened during my beta playthrough I stopped mid fight because I was laughing so hard.
The banter is one of the best things in this game. It's even better than the stuff between the Ubersreik Five. I mean, a Cadian really going off about the planet getting destroyed by Abaddon's Hail Mary play? And the VAs really sold the emotion in the line, too.
That vet just destroyed Cadia a second time
"I was simply taking the role of acting commissar."
Loose cannon veteran has the best dialogue. I absolutely love the sarky comments. He's truly the disgruntled veteran who copes with his trauma with dark humour
This is professional on cutthroat conversation. Loose cannon have different one iirc.
Cadia broke before the guard did, until this guy came along and broke it again. BOTH the Guard and the planet
All its missing is a Psyker Cackling maniacally at the exchange.
Holy imagine that 💀
i saw a clip where the cadian screamed for a medicae after that
@@mariosoadfan Yea...that fits.
Very accurate representation of how the Imperium views Cadians especially novels that mention them like Cadian Honour and Steel Tread💀💀💀
Oh my God they jerk themselves off SO HARD in those books.
This why we like ciaphas cain and gaunt's ghost books. You can be good but cadias just brag all the time.
@@kenshy10 I like how in the current books other guardsmen from different regiments would walk up up to a Cadian and be like “L+ratio+bozo+will of eternity💀💀”
@@RonPaulo001 Even though their own KD be lacking, it's like going up to a veteran professional and then calling them trash.
I mean ik it's a book about the Death Korps but in the Krieg book the Cadians pretty much got ignored by the rank and file and told this is a siege bitch it's our game now by the officers.
@@recap1843and yet it happens all too often lmao
That's interesting, I've seen another version of this clip where the first line is different. Some of this game's dialogue must have an insane amount of permutations.
"That's why yo shoes raggedy
-That's why your planet dead *vine boom* dead as hell *vine boom*
My favorite line from this game is, "Skulls for the Golden Throne!" Said by the zealot.
“Blood for the emporium, skulls for the golden throne”
Homie been listening to the khorne dreams.
You guys know what's good about Fatshark games, right? It's the characters' interactions. They are toxic towards each other every moment, yet ready to stand side by side to fights off the danger without hestitations.
I mean there is one interaction (idk how it is triggered) where a professional veteran tells a savant psyker theat they would have liked them in the guard. Or a judge who calls the squad family. Never had these lines myself though :'(
If you have a Cadian origin who doesn't use the Cadian voicelines, when the Cadian says "None of you would last a day on Cadia" the other veteren will say something like "I WAS on Cadia!"
Blackstone Fortress goes brrrrrrrr
Laughs in Vahallan, Guffas in Steel Legion, Chuckles in Catachan, Snickers in Tanith
Cadia broke before the Guard did...
This guy is about to get snapped in half like someone stole the last slice of pizza in the box.
Tekky will remember this
I remember reading somewhere that Catachan jungle fighters consider "Cadian" to be synonymous with "pussy." "Mordian" has similar connotations.
Lmao
If you can find the source on this I'd love to see it. That fucking rules
@@professorjam8960 I might be talking out of my ass, mind you.
Catachan jungle fighters are full of shit
@@warbosswurldsmasha5414 too late, it's canon
I remember having this conversation when I played Darktide. Thing is; My Veteran backstory was also from Cadia. So It was somewhat bizarre my character was shit-talking at another survivor from Cadia.
It would've been interesting something like;
"You've Wouldn't Last a Day on Cadia"
"Wouldn't I? I'm from Cadia!"
"Is that right?"
"Cadia Stands"
"Cadia Stands...."
"-i swear commissar he just got spooked and walked into my bayonet
-27 times?
"
this reminds me of how my friend said “when i get this game and if i hear “Cadia stands” i swear to god-“
Oh, update us with his reaction please
"Cadia Stands? More like, belongs in the trash!"
Creed: What? A Blackstone Fortress?! Do it again! Show your process!
The Cadian sounding far away makes this so much funnier
This guy: That’s why your planet broke. Broke as hell.
I want to add to this but I can't think of anything
That’s mighty fine heretical talk for someone within lasgun range.
Not much of threat, Cadian's couldn't hit the broadside of a blackstone fortress if their planet depended upon it.
@@louiscypher4186 Abaddon can't even protect an impenetrable balck stone fortress without losing it to some mortals protecting a rock in the void because he was losing.
@@KeiKAndLies There's a reason he's called Failaddon.
"There are time zones all across the galaxy, Cutthroat. For example, the time on Cadia-"
"oh wait"
*_"T H E R E I S N O T I M E O N C A D I A"_*
i love how the devs added alternating lines depending on what your backstory is, its like overwatch where characters talk and interact with each other, but its a charcater you made instead of it being a pre made one
Vermintide is literally right there if you wanted to mention a game with character interactions.
@@grigoriyremez8851 not much of a fan of vermintide
@@cameronmt5721 This game is literally vermintide with guns
@@grigoriyremez8851 i know that lmao
@@cameronmt5721 bad taste
"The planet broke before the guard did"
"We should give them a medal... OH WAIT"
Even Abbadon wasn't this brutal.
;D
Abaddon was busy losing. Even a mortal can make a better diss at Cadia than him.
Cadia stands! The planet broke before the guard did!
"That's a GRUDGIN' UMGI-"
Sorry, wrong Warhammer.
Damn, straight up savage
Tekky: "Cadia"
Reiku _[recording from a different studio, never meeting the other voice actor]:_ "KAY-DEE-AH"
Feel like it’s more of an accent thing
"Dunno, Inquisitor, He kept throwing himself into the crossfire. Throne help me, I can't save ever fool who wants to be filled with las-holes"
Cadian: I don't know why, My Lord Inquisitor but all of a sudden he did a backward Flip directly into my fixed bayonet
Inquisitor:72 Times!?
Cadian:(shoulder shrug)Yes!?
"He was tainted by chaos sir, i had to make sure he wouldn't insult the god emperor by his heresy. Thus i stabbed him 72 times then to be sure the pox wouldn't spread i burned his body with a flamer sir."
@@MNM-lq9te Inquisitor:Nice!😎👍
I like how the Loner Psykers are essentially falling to Tzeentch. You can tell by their narcissistic attitude and disregard to the Emperor, calling him a Carrion Lord
Cadian characters can bring this voiceline too. Which is a very big oversight
sounds like something to report as a bug
Lotta bold talk for someone who would have broken before the planet did.
Not sure if it was just beta weirdness, a mistake on the devs part, or a deliberate subversion but when I heard this interaction in game my character, a non-Cadian, was the angry one and the guy mocking Cadia was Cadian-born. Would have been cool if my dude had acknowledged the fact, but it was this exact interaction
Later that day, this poor soul was tragically, tragically extinguished by vile ork snipers. He never even saw it coming
I assume they were all purple orks, too?
This is on par with 9/11 jokes.
I always choose cadia as a homeworld for all my operatives , someones got to remember cadia and carry on its legacy!. CADIA STANDS!
Cadia copes
Absolutely fucking Savage with that cadia roast
Cadia may have broken, but the guard never did.
Somewhere, Abaddon is laughing his ass off.
He’s probably crying it took him 10k years to get rid of the imperiums first line of defense and the imperium is arguably stronger because it woke up the emperor and caused g man’s resurrection
xD yeah ok whatever you say Chaos fan, Let's just pretend that Abby the crybaby couldn't take a massive L for decades at Cadia and only "won" once by destroying black fortress practically losing way more than he stood to gain to destroy normal humans.
@@recap1843 I mean I do main Chaos Space Marines so I can't even argue with this XD
@@splitjawjanitor5369 perty should be warmaster either him or sevatar
@@SirEggo2412 Perty, Chaos God of Solo-Carrying, as Warmaster? We've got to keep things at least a _little_ fair.
As a huge Death Korp fan, I approve if this Cadian shit talk
I a lot of people talk shit on Death Korps too, but I like them. They're too focused on how they plan to get themselves killed next to give af.
i loove being reminded of the trash heap that was gathering storm
One of the quotes from one of the schizophrenic psykers says "My beloved wants you to know that what happened to Cadia wasn't your fault."
Its also heavily implied that his beloved is the God-Emperor.
Leave my wife's son's dad's homeplanet out of this!
*Slowly loading my lasgun as they shit talk cadia*
"Shame."
You couldn't even hit the broadside of a Blackstone Fortress.
How is it possible to throw such shade in so dark times?
“You’ll come apart at the last moment, just like Cadia” 💀
"What shoes yo grandma got on?"
“The planet broke before the Guard!” “Aye, but it still broke!”
Cadia Stands
No it doesn't
In pieces.
Best way to get likes in 40k comment sections is to just repeat shit like this lmao, literal broken records
@@cancankr8867 Skill issue
@@cancankr8867 Cadia Stands
Half expected the cadian to pull out a “the planet broke before the guard”
“Cadia broke before the guard”
“Lol, Cadia broke”
I bet the Nurglites were soiling the briches after that
I love how the comments are split between making dark jokes about Cadia and also jokes about what happens to someone when Cadia gets shit-talked.
This dialogue along with the corpse emperor line should immediately enable friendly fire from the insulted.
he just obliterated him with a couple of words
Well to be fair Abbadon only had to use a rock.
@@DamienDarkside good point
"DELETE." - the entire karking Cadian Shock Troop upon hearing of this
I mean, he is speaking facts.
If Cadia is so great why doesn’t anyone live there