I mean, technically, it's supposed to be a jury "of your peers", isn't it? Are there enough SIIs to even have a trial? I would like to make a motion to dismiss this case on the grounds that it can't be legally executed.
John is the kind of guy who would let a normal police officer put cuffs on him WHILE in his armor. You know why? Because chief is a respectful person and knows to obey the law, however he has his limits. We all do, be more like chief.
Don’t worry, Chief. At trial, just be honest and tell the jury/judge this story calmly and clearly. In fact, I could definitely get you the Spartan Discount for a lawyer. I know some good ones. We all truly know that you meant no harm.
In chiefs defense, Spartan Locke is a joke of a character who follows orders like a dancing monkey. That’s not a racist thing, for everyone who believes in evolution, we’re all evolved from Apes so don’t give me a “that racist” shit.
I do think Halo 5 is a little underrated, but NOWHERE near as the perfection that was Halo 3. It falls below Halo 4 in my opinion, when they actually tried to make the Chief seem human.
This is the greatest fucking thing I've ever heard.
Poor Chief, Halsey didnt give him his Spartan Juice didn't she??
We, the jury, find the defendant… Not Guilty.
I mean, technically, it's supposed to be a jury "of your peers", isn't it? Are there enough SIIs to even have a trial? I would like to make a motion to dismiss this case on the grounds that it can't be legally executed.
John is the kind of guy who would let a normal police officer put cuffs on him WHILE in his armor. You know why? Because chief is a respectful person and knows to obey the law, however he has his limits. We all do, be more like chief.
That bananas part had me dying lol
Imagining this whole scene is gold
In and out of armor are both Goldenly Golden
Don’t worry, Chief. At trial, just be honest and tell the jury/judge this story calmly and clearly. In fact, I could definitely get you the Spartan Discount for a lawyer. I know some good ones. We all truly know that you meant no harm.
😂 bro, this entire thing made me laugh to where I started sounding like a monkey....Holy shit
It's okay Chief, happens to the best of us 🤡
Oh my God this is too fucking hilarious 🤣🤣 the alliterations you give chief are top notch, I'm still laughing at the "ol' left right goodnight"
To be fair, there was no reason for Locke to be comparing trash(5) to a masterpiece (3).
It wasn't Spartan Locke was it?
I'm sorry to hear about your predicament Master Cheeks good luck with the bail.
John thinks they all look the same. Apple juice drinkers I mean! Lol
In chiefs defense, Spartan Locke is a joke of a character who follows orders like a dancing monkey. That’s not a racist thing, for everyone who believes in evolution, we’re all evolved from Apes so don’t give me a “that racist” shit.
Master Chief went bananas 🍌
What were Oni teaching these Spartan kids? XD
Wait a minute... Was it Halsey? It is now making sense...
Master chief NO 🤣🤣😂😂
least he didn't pull a grey team.
I think that's the social equivalent to a grey team...
It's the social equivalent to contact harvest.
Jesus Christ I didnt understand what was going on until chief said people misinterpreted it wrong 💀 I was dying laughing
To be fair, maybe Locke was talking about multiplayer?
I completely forgot lokke is black, he takes his helmet off like 3 times in halo 5.
This was golden, keep up the great work brotha. Also dont worry chief i gotcha with that bail.
Alt title: Master Chief Goes Apeshit over Martinelli's.
Absolutely fucking HILARIOUS.
Ngl i always thought locke would be the type of guy to not drink
Holy shit this had me crying
i love this content.
How did the soldier always gets incarcerated 😂
Poor chief picked the worst dialogue options
I do think Halo 5 is a little underrated, but NOWHERE near as the perfection that was Halo 3. It falls below Halo 4 in my opinion, when they actually tried to make the Chief seem human.
Naaaaaahhhhhhhh, what are you doing bro
Did you use CoquiTTS to train your AI voice model? I am a Halo modder and I aim to make Machinima’s
I used ElevenLabs
I'm dying😂😂
Wait can chief not afford 500 credits 😭
This video deserves way more views lmfao
Yo chief I’ve got your 500 credits
Day 1 of asking for master chief and the make a wish child
Cheif i have that recording
LMAO
Halo 5 mechanics are the best smooth I’ve ever used. Better than reach.
But the story kinda sucked...