Yan Answers Your DEGENERATE Questions | Arby & Chief's Podcast Special Episode

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  • Опубліковано 4 гру 2024
  • This is officially the worst video I’ve ever made.
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  • @MasterCheeksOfficial
    @MasterCheeksOfficial  7 місяців тому +100

    You freaks wanted this, not me.
    Remember that.
    Also I apologise for the short video length. I just really didn’t have much creativity (or fun) with this one

    • @andrewotaku1679
      @andrewotaku1679 7 місяців тому +4

      Thank you.

    • @MasterCheeksOfficial
      @MasterCheeksOfficial  7 місяців тому +23

      @@andrewotaku1679this is the last time I ever listen to any of you lot

    • @Strider1TriggerLRSSG
      @Strider1TriggerLRSSG 7 місяців тому

      Don't fucking bring me into this shit, I never said anything. I haven't watched you in over a year.

    • @Cityfounder
      @Cityfounder 7 місяців тому +6

      I was kinda curious, any chance that the next episode could have something interesting like maybe questions about Arby’s quest for Kek?

    • @CheosgamerX-ik1kq
      @CheosgamerX-ik1kq 7 місяців тому +3

      ​​@@MasterCheeksOfficialhere's a actual normal question for next episode for master chief, can you win in a fight against dark vador i personally think you can energy sword >> light Saber

  • @jakefromstatefarm8964
    @jakefromstatefarm8964 5 місяців тому +94

    >Chief and Yan never speak a single word to each other
    >They walk past each other in the halls pretending not to see each other
    >They consider each other to be their only tolerable co-worker

  • @pootmahgoots8482
    @pootmahgoots8482 7 місяців тому +96

    "They're like spanking coconuts"! 😂

  • @Belligerent_Herald
    @Belligerent_Herald 7 місяців тому +78

    This podcast is taking us to a place that none of us are coming back from. What is the true price of a laugh. Are we prepared for that cost.

  • @DarthDoomba
    @DarthDoomba 3 місяці тому +27

    “It was like trying to spank a pair of freaking coconuts” has me dead on the floor laughing. 😂

  • @treastraxisius9467
    @treastraxisius9467 7 місяців тому +116

    T'voan xenussy got me acting unwise

    • @OrangeGod-wy8dh
      @OrangeGod-wy8dh 7 місяців тому +10

      Dawg?

    • @girthquake2390
      @girthquake2390 6 місяців тому +8

      Honestly? Understandable 🥵

    • @RealBelisariusCawl
      @RealBelisariusCawl 4 місяці тому +9

      Heresy

    • @clan741
      @clan741 4 місяці тому

      They’re the only jackals who don’t look like they took 200 grams of meth over a weekend binge.

    • @Thekux-vp2cw
      @Thekux-vp2cw 2 місяці тому +4

      It must be punished

  • @vladyslavponomarchuk2692
    @vladyslavponomarchuk2692 7 місяців тому +53

    Question for Chief: Who is the superior race, and why is it humans?

  • @eliteninja6437
    @eliteninja6437 7 місяців тому +45

    Nah fam these are wild af. I genuinely feel bad for chief 😭

  • @SonOfaShepherd170
    @SonOfaShepherd170 7 місяців тому +70

    Does the suffering end or does it merely transform

  • @kestrelflurry
    @kestrelflurry 7 місяців тому +45

    Tangerines, now coconuts? You're really out here ruining every food for us man

    • @mister_needles
      @mister_needles 7 місяців тому +2

      I think we should be open minded towards how aliens handle our food. A wild new world awaits in every carbohydrate

  • @Cityfounder
    @Cityfounder 7 місяців тому +44

    Poor Arby… jeez, the man fears the potentials for being put on child support

    • @godwoken5423
      @godwoken5423 Місяць тому

      He better not leave Yan she's a keeper

  • @CraigDaBrute838
    @CraigDaBrute838 7 місяців тому +33

    For Arby, how are you doing knowing that you’re gonna be a father?

    • @MCLegend13
      @MCLegend13 6 місяців тому +5

      Plot twist he isn’t the father and Truth is that’ll spark up some drama

  • @Gojirfan2004
    @Gojirfan2004 7 місяців тому +19

    I guess Arby is not paying his child support.

  • @TruthKeepersOfficialHD2
    @TruthKeepersOfficialHD2 6 місяців тому +18

    The way the Arbiter had fucking enough and just dipped 😂😂😂

  • @alexfrost2799
    @alexfrost2799 7 місяців тому +11

    You know, Chief is really at his funniest when he's being the straight man among the group.
    "I thought this was a terrible idea." XD

  • @buddyeidobon909
    @buddyeidobon909 6 місяців тому +5

    You used it! 🎉 I feel like a regular part of the team now!🤗I wasnt expecting that baby bomb though!🤰 What a twist!🙀

  • @Noah_theComposer
    @Noah_theComposer 7 місяців тому +6

    From Bygyyar the Sangheili - Question for Arbiter: What shall you rate the one Kig-Yar who works at the booth down the hall, Yan? And what is your most liked and disliked thing about the unholy demon?

  • @StarwarsHalofreak
    @StarwarsHalofreak 2 місяці тому +2

    After the latest video, something tells me "SirGiraffeNeck" is actually Chips Dubbo

  • @millix3646
    @millix3646 3 місяці тому +2

    The fact that master chief is getting more and more suicidal by the episode makes my brain go wom

  • @Mr.ChrisSchneider101
    @Mr.ChrisSchneider101 Місяць тому

    1:54
    That "WTF!!!" from Yan was amazing.

  • @commanderhurst3283
    @commanderhurst3283 7 місяців тому +8

    You didnt do my question for Arby about beating up Truth in the Arby's parking lot!

  • @Godzilla00X
    @Godzilla00X 7 місяців тому +4

    Wait until chief finds out hes shipped with Arbiter

  • @rayriflepie397
    @rayriflepie397 5 місяців тому +5

    Question for the Arbiter: Does not showering for two weeks make me attractive to Sangheli females?

  • @SideBit
    @SideBit 7 місяців тому +10

    Worst video you've made *so far*. Always reach for the heavens, son, so you can get a good view of Master Chief plummeting from them after an extreme tactical decision.

  • @DarthDoomba
    @DarthDoomba 7 місяців тому +5

    Definitely the funniest video so far

  • @minecraftdinokaijumdk992
    @minecraftdinokaijumdk992 7 місяців тому +4

    For everyone: Have all of you seen a video from a UA-cam channel named Madly Mesozoic discussing a hypothetical scenario of whether T. rex as a species could survive on Installation 00, as well as the extra video attached to it? If so, what do you guys think? Also, would any of you guys want a regular T. rex as a pet?

  • @Thedivider.
    @Thedivider. 5 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for including my question!

  • @laskonyx7469
    @laskonyx7469 7 місяців тому +3

    I love the pic you used for the podcast

  • @nathanoutdoors7981
    @nathanoutdoors7981 7 місяців тому +3

    Master chief, I love your videos, sir 🫡

  • @underratedwolf2526
    @underratedwolf2526 6 місяців тому +2

    Question for Chief: Chief, I have great respect for you btw, when you have the option to choose do you go for human weapons or alien weapons?

  • @Brucie_Boy
    @Brucie_Boy 7 місяців тому +7

    Why the back to back re-upload? As always though had me dying laughing!

    • @MasterCheeksOfficial
      @MasterCheeksOfficial  7 місяців тому

      Reupload?

    • @D00MMAST3R
      @D00MMAST3R 7 місяців тому

      ​@@MasterCheeksOfficial
      I think the first minute of this video is the same as one uploaded yesterday but the rest is brand new.

  • @PIEMOUNTAIN
    @PIEMOUNTAIN Місяць тому +1

    You know Master Cheeks, it would be interesting if Yan's and Chef became friends because they both have something in common and they never actually properly introduce eachother.
    If you wanted too this is just an idea, though.

    • @willieearles3151
      @willieearles3151 Місяць тому

      It’s a great idea
      Yan is a great character so far, a completely normal person who contrasts the Arbiter’s manic lust and the Chief’s suicidal depression

  • @andrewotaku1679
    @andrewotaku1679 7 місяців тому +2

    Ah, so DeviantArt hasn't changed since i stopped using it around the time i gave up on RWBY with V4.

  • @landonkam6727
    @landonkam6727 7 місяців тому +11

    Did Cortana or Yan draw the podcast picture?

  • @Strider1TriggerLRSSG
    @Strider1TriggerLRSSG 7 місяців тому +6

    I watched this video yesterday, why was it reuploaded? What happened?

  • @crichtonboozer1071
    @crichtonboozer1071 2 місяці тому

    These podcasts are so chill and funny

  • @b1gbreezzzy718
    @b1gbreezzzy718 7 місяців тому +3

    After that can I join Chief in the airlock

  • @that_one_helljumper
    @that_one_helljumper 3 місяці тому

    Podcasts in the 2500s are gonna be wild

  • @davidbailey6917
    @davidbailey6917 4 місяці тому +5

    Who's Yan?
    I never heard of her to be honset?

    • @MasterCheeksOfficial
      @MasterCheeksOfficial  4 місяці тому +4

      She’s an original character from my dumb arby & chief podcast series. Basically she was just meant to be for a bit but I’ve ended up using her way too much

    • @davidbailey6917
      @davidbailey6917 4 місяці тому +3

      @@MasterCheeksOfficial Oh cool!!

    • @MasterCheeksOfficial
      @MasterCheeksOfficial  4 місяці тому +2

      @@davidbailey6917 If you find this video interesting then I'd definitely recommend checking out the full series, it'll make (slightly) more sense then haha

  • @Hybrid2009
    @Hybrid2009 6 місяців тому

    aight question for the arbiter aka the goat: what was your favorite weapon in the covenant arsenal to use against your enemies?

  • @trainsandtugsytp1502
    @trainsandtugsytp1502 7 місяців тому +1

    Chief, do you ever get asked out? how do you react? and, how do you feel about the members of blue team?

  • @thegreatone9774
    @thegreatone9774 7 місяців тому +2

    Can you do the shipmaster next?

  • @agetyoutuber
    @agetyoutuber 7 місяців тому +1

    Yooo thanks for including my question

  • @dbcoopervidmaster
    @dbcoopervidmaster 7 місяців тому +1

    for the chief, whats your go to at subway?

  • @skylordthe1st
    @skylordthe1st 3 місяці тому

    Honestly I like Yan as a character

  • @battleshipbismarck1534
    @battleshipbismarck1534 7 місяців тому +4

    i have a question for chief how the hell are you still staying single bro your a war hero man you took on the flood on the first halo ring and lived to tell the tale much like the arbiter but bro you really need to get yourself a gf bro and give it a shot because i admire your courage but would you be ok in doing a podcast spartan locke and exchange stories?. thats my question to you bro

  • @the_noise4
    @the_noise4 3 місяці тому +1

    question. is it true that you hate arbiter for buying a toy space ship and he nuked the street
    2 question. how do you blow balloons for your child's birthday

  • @lvtuckerrvb
    @lvtuckerrvb 2 місяці тому

    trying so hard to not to fucking laugh so loud 😂😂😂

  • @skylermendez-mosley9668
    @skylermendez-mosley9668 6 місяців тому

    Arby! Does your species not have protection?!?!?

  • @Bananz-for-life-208
    @Bananz-for-life-208 7 місяців тому

    Question for Arby
    What’s you and yans favorite food

  • @theantagonist2960
    @theantagonist2960 2 місяці тому

    1:51 I had the same reaction as her

  • @VanwolfsterLycan
    @VanwolfsterLycan 7 місяців тому +1

    Lol XD
    Oh... By the rings... I love the internet.

  • @henrydawson8096
    @henrydawson8096 7 місяців тому +4

    Question for the chief. How do you poop? Is there a schute in the mjolnir armour or do you have to remove it. Or just shit yourself?

  • @SleepyBus-en7zu
    @SleepyBus-en7zu 6 місяців тому

    There most be more.

  • @daikoophasianidae
    @daikoophasianidae 5 місяців тому +3

    what the fuck is yan ??? or who ??? i cant even find info online

    • @MasterCheeksOfficial
      @MasterCheeksOfficial  5 місяців тому +3

      A character I made as a bit that ended up going way too far, now I can’t get rid of it

    • @MasterCheeksOfficial
      @MasterCheeksOfficial  5 місяців тому

      No, I just build the story around the questions people ask in the comments. That’s why the videos are so incoherent

  • @deciboo189
    @deciboo189 7 місяців тому

    Question for chief, how do you fight when your ass cheeks keep clapping and alerting the enemy?
    Question for Cortana, why did you pick your specific avatar?
    And can we get the didact on the podcast.

  • @zonnodon163
    @zonnodon163 2 місяці тому

    LOL, the gauntlet of parasocial nonsense.

  • @sErgEantaEgis12
    @sErgEantaEgis12 Місяць тому

    I know it's a shitpost but I feel so bad for Yan.

    • @MasterCheeksOfficial
      @MasterCheeksOfficial  Місяць тому +1

      lol, things will only get worse

    • @sErgEantaEgis12
      @sErgEantaEgis12 Місяць тому

      @@MasterCheeksOfficial I literally can't wait.

    • @MasterCheeksOfficial
      @MasterCheeksOfficial  Місяць тому

      @@sErgEantaEgis12 out of curiosity, which episodes have been your favourite?

    • @sErgEantaEgis12
      @sErgEantaEgis12 Місяць тому

      @@MasterCheeksOfficial Can't really say, they were all funny.

  • @alphadragon7439
    @alphadragon7439 7 місяців тому +1

    What did I listen to 😶

  • @BillyLegumbres
    @BillyLegumbres 6 днів тому

    Jeez....why would anyone find a jakal attractive? Not even r34 can make like one and I'm 100% in tune with Chief, finish me

  • @CraigDaBrute838
    @CraigDaBrute838 7 місяців тому

    Tan, how do you feel about the Arbiter as a person but if you want, how do you feel about Arbiter sexually? (Sorry, wanted to add more chaos)LOL

  • @kevkicksassathalo
    @kevkicksassathalo 6 місяців тому

    I personally want to know for chief how did you feel when the Is sanghili joined the with the humans and arbiter why did you side with the humans arfter they killed your kind

  • @Ginslatten2176
    @Ginslatten2176 6 місяців тому

    God that was good!

  • @SleepyBus-en7zu
    @SleepyBus-en7zu 6 місяців тому

    Kig yar so cool.

  • @NecroCross
    @NecroCross 4 місяці тому

    Nice

  • @loonahellhoundroxannewolf4814
    @loonahellhoundroxannewolf4814 7 місяців тому

    I feel Bad for Yan... Yan if you need any help looking after a child please let me know because I can Babysit yours and Arby offspring besides it could be a play with my new born to and yes I have 4 of my own children with my wife

  • @OhadjeiBratton
    @OhadjeiBratton 5 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Stankyg55
    @Stankyg55 7 місяців тому

    I'm weak 😂😂

  • @feymasons.7835
    @feymasons.7835 7 місяців тому

    Ah nahhh

  • @CraigDaBrute838
    @CraigDaBrute838 7 місяців тому

    Tan, how do you feel about the Arbiter as a person but if you want, how do you feel about Arbiter sexually? (Sorry, wanted to add more chaos)LOL

  • @CraigDaBrute838
    @CraigDaBrute838 7 місяців тому

    Tan, how do you feel about the Arbiter as a person but if you want, how do you feel about Arbiter sexually? (Sorry, wanted to add more chaos)LOL