Master Chief is sick of Arbiter’s shit

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  • Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
  • I'm genuinely out of ideas at this point

КОМЕНТАРІ • 74

  • @davidkhoo1905
    @davidkhoo1905 Рік тому +187

    "ET the sex offender" 😂😂😂😂

  • @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
    @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl Рік тому +146

    That “stupid little bitch” at the end got me 😂😂😂😂

  • @helix5736
    @helix5736 Рік тому +122

    Space Vatican got me lol

    • @dwarfboy9996
      @dwarfboy9996 Рік тому +6

      The “stupid little bitch” at the end is what got me

    • @kfiryellow
      @kfiryellow 6 місяців тому +2

      Doas he meant high cheraty

  • @Fly-B0Y5451
    @Fly-B0Y5451 7 місяців тому +31

    I was drinking when he said "ET, sex offender" 🤣 I was not ready for that

  • @theriveracis5172
    @theriveracis5172 Рік тому +71

    Damn chief, you didn't have to do him like that

  • @ArtemisVladOp
    @ArtemisVladOp Рік тому +77

    Holy shit chief calm down.

  • @Blochitect
    @Blochitect 8 місяців тому +23

    I love how other "master chief ai" channels make him sound like a father figure but yours just turns him into a menace

  • @TrenchMan93
    @TrenchMan93 8 місяців тому +16

    Master chief? More like ROASTER CHIEF.

    • @karthiksubramanian2279
      @karthiksubramanian2279 6 місяців тому +1

      UNSC should add the rank "Master motherf**king chief of the navy" in Naval command

  • @camdenmoore325
    @camdenmoore325 Рік тому +29

    calm down master chief

  • @projectnewdawn6903
    @projectnewdawn6903 Рік тому +46

    id so laugh if arbiter responded, you're right I've only been responsible for more than 6 billion human deaths glassed 9 of your pitiful planters and the only reason you were on our space hula hop was because you were fleeing the last planet that i just glassed and lead to the death of arguably the second strongest spartan what was his name noble 6 or something

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott Місяць тому +3

      There are things you say and things you don't say when someone has a gun in between your jaws like that.

  • @corvuszeta6389
    @corvuszeta6389 Рік тому +30

    An ego check? Chief literally went on a rant about himself over a “were it so easy”. In what universe is this an ego check

  • @zucciniii1878
    @zucciniii1878 11 місяців тому +14

    him and arby got some master beef.

  • @hyperx72
    @hyperx72 11 місяців тому +9

    Chief, responsible for the destruction of one ring, trying to roast the Elite who's responsible for the destruction of 7 of his planets.

    • @KruggKruscherp
      @KruggKruscherp 11 місяців тому +3

      Also responsible for the arbiter becoming the arbiter

    • @hyperx72
      @hyperx72 11 місяців тому +5

      @@KruggKruscherp Chief turned the Elite into a legendary warrior, Arbiter turned Chief into the last of his kind.

    • @KruggKruscherp
      @KruggKruscherp 11 місяців тому +2

      @@hyperx72 But the chief isn't the last of his kind, nor was the Arbiter directly responsible for any Spartan deaths, though he did have a stalemate with Jai. Chief got the arbiter branded and shamed before becoming an even more legendary warrior than he was as supreme commander ^)

    • @Ripa-Moramee
      @Ripa-Moramee 9 місяців тому +1

      tbf his entire fleet couldn't stop one guy blowing up an entire ring with a frag grenande, I think that's an ego check by itself. Also that ring was guarded by said person and fleet, and the covenant has far better tech than humanity. Blasting a planet from orbit isn't exactly honorable, and in the lore it's actually said the humans generally could definitely hold their own against the covenant, but again were generally so outnumbered that it was just a matter of time before they got what they wanted and started orbital bombardment.

    • @KruggKruscherp
      @KruggKruscherp 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Ripa-Moramee Ground battles often went to the UNSC until they retreated to space to bombard the planet.

  • @Callum38
    @Callum38 21 день тому

    The 'Flew through space on a nuclear bomb' line absolutely sent me because I'd never realised how absolutely insane it sounds when put like that but it's true 😭😭😂

  • @iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT
    @iCANT_BELIEVE_YOU_SAID_THAT Рік тому +8

    This Master Chief is from Texas if you were wondering.

  • @teamsmokeyrobotics
    @teamsmokeyrobotics Рік тому +9

    I was deceased watching this😭😭🤣🤣i love this thank you for uploading

  • @biggeek2256
    @biggeek2256 5 місяців тому

    “Crocodile, Predator knock off” LOL!!! That is perfect

  • @RaiEmpress87
    @RaiEmpress87 Рік тому +7

    Lmfao keep making more vids this stuff is funny

  • @NaruSanavai
    @NaruSanavai 9 місяців тому +5

    Thel isn't the one that needs an ego check, bud...

  • @kamuiomikami165
    @kamuiomikami165 6 місяців тому +2

    Sacred space hoola hoop XD

  • @SpartanCodeTBAG
    @SpartanCodeTBAG 9 місяців тому +1

    Arby and the Chief all over again!

  • @SZRLM
    @SZRLM Рік тому +28

    I'm sorry, I couldn't hear anything over your crying over your computer girlfriend that constantly puts the universe in danger.

  • @totalygamingtemplar
    @totalygamingtemplar Рік тому +2

    i am the master bleeping chief

  • @rodriwolfx5966
    @rodriwolfx5966 7 місяців тому +6

    halo 3 by vivziepop:

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 2 місяці тому +1

      Nah, this was actually clever and made me laugh.

  • @Gabriel13099
    @Gabriel13099 Рік тому +10

    Nah this makes chief seem petty as hell and with a fragile ego 😆

  • @tickytickytango5634
    @tickytickytango5634 Рік тому +8

    Damn bro, I never realized you were wearing all that armor to compensate for your unbelievably thin skin.

  • @LordDoddka
    @LordDoddka Рік тому +7

    blessed be the algo

  • @latenightwizard6892
    @latenightwizard6892 9 місяців тому +1

    Green and purple looks like the same color to the elites

  • @damn_dude02
    @damn_dude02 8 місяців тому +1

    Arbiter was the one to attack and glass reach

  • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
    @OutsideTheTargetDemographic Місяць тому

    "Space hula hoop" 😂

  • @Finnegan-hb6gv
    @Finnegan-hb6gv Місяць тому

    Arbiter: im sorry ok ive been through a lot to

  • @akilkotamarti1000
    @akilkotamarti1000 17 днів тому

    What would've been cool is if it showed Arbiter holding his energy sword hilt against Chief's chest to show that he could've killed Chief at any moment as well.

  • @dakotalange2858
    @dakotalange2858 Рік тому +5

    DO A VIDEO WHERE HE MEETS CAPTAIN LASKEY AND PALMER!!!!!

  • @willowoasis7763
    @willowoasis7763 Рік тому +2

    Chill he is on your side and plz be nice to him he doesn't deserve this hes ben thro enough

  • @ryanm7832
    @ryanm7832 Місяць тому

    You should have more subs. Holy shit, man 🤣

  • @regularphill
    @regularphill Рік тому +6

    honestly in the lore it was not Arbiters fualt that cheif managed to blow up the first ring. I thing they are equals.

    • @Ripa-Moramee
      @Ripa-Moramee 9 місяців тому +1

      It is, he didn't properly guard and act on the chief in time. He had an entire massive fleet of covenant troops and somehow lost to one fucking guy. Also no, they are not. The arbiter is a great warrior but the spartan II's are just on another level, by this point the chief is so experienced the arbiter is just another elite to him. In hand to hand it's probably more even but even then the chief is so much faster and he's in a 1000 pound suit of titanium alloy while also increasing his strength by up to 5x allowing him to lift up to 2 fucking tones, which is nuts. It's just not fair.

    • @ryanm7832
      @ryanm7832 Місяць тому

      @@Ripa-Moramee Lol. No. Spartan IIs are on another level...compared to humans. Compared to Elites and Brutes, at a base level, they're roughly equal. Primary difference between Brutes and Spartans is intellect/knowledge/training (w/o Mjolnir, a Spartan would get beat tf down by a Brute, probably even with it, unless they have Chief's plot armor). Difference between Elites and Spartans is a bit harder to distinguish; Elites have the size and strength advantage, as well as a strong, honorable warrior culture instilled in them at very young ages (like the Spartans, but arguably more honorable, less...icy and apathetic).

    • @Ripa-Moramee
      @Ripa-Moramee Місяць тому +1

      @@ryanm7832 lol, yes. If you want to talk about physical strength then yes, elites are usually on par in terms of raw strength to Spartan II's. What separates them so much is the immense speed difference. Spartan II's move like a blur, reacting before their opponent can even think. They actually see in slow motion, this is called Spartan time and yes it's an actual thing in the lore. Master chief slaughtered countless covenant, elites, grunts, brutes and jackels alike. It didn't matter how skilled they always fell short. Hell even the flood itself couldn't stop him. There's a reason the master chief was called the demon.
      Also brutes are far stronger than elites and Spartans. One almost broke John's back in first strike.

    • @ryanm7832
      @ryanm7832 Місяць тому

      @Ripa-Moramee It's been years since I've read the books, but I don't disagree. That all sounds very familiar. I totally forgot about the reaction speed thing. Lol. I think the Spartan speed thing is similar to what happens when your adrenaline dumps; time seems to slow, but it's really just your brain soaking in more info and firing on all cylinders. I've experienced it in a couple car accidents; life didn't flash before my eyes...what was about to happen did, or so it seemed. But with SIIs, it's always turned on and completely under their control. I just meant if a brute, elite, and SII were thrown into a pit, naked, with no armor or weapons, the brute would be the winner (unless SII and elite tag teamed the brute). With the reaction thing, I imagine a naked SII could handle their own against an elite. But I'm still wary of a human victory w/o armor or an improvised weapon.

    • @Ripa-Moramee
      @Ripa-Moramee Місяць тому

      @@ryanm7832 Well Spartans don't just think faster they can also act faster than any other living creature in mjonir because the suit can send signals from muscles to the brain and vise versa far faster than the body can.

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter 6 місяців тому +1

    These are so damn good 😂😂😂

  • @ij1376
    @ij1376 6 місяців тому

    Hula-hoop. xD

  • @honestjakegaming
    @honestjakegaming Рік тому

    😂

  • @nathanoutdoors7981
    @nathanoutdoors7981 5 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @v.x.k.s0798
    @v.x.k.s0798 7 місяців тому

    Sorry everyone BUUUUT ship it

  • @Panno-hd5wd
    @Panno-hd5wd 3 місяці тому

    I think all those cuss words weren’t necessary 😕😕😕

  • @noahbalboa3044
    @noahbalboa3044 Місяць тому

    Sacred Holuhoop