Insane Motivational Memes For Guys
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- Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
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Today I want to take you on a journey to the manly side of instagram to look at some of the most insane motivational memes for guys, dudes, and straight up bros. Take notes, there's lots of valuable stuff in here!
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Instructions unclear, married my handsome enemy, and we have three morally ambiguous and semi-adorable children.
"Still a better love story than Twilight"
i’m awaiting the day where there is a worse love story than twilight
@@hahaloser6376 fifty shades of grey
@@rono3457 point taken, good day
@@rono3457 365 days, the worse version
fellas, I've got a solution: cut out the middle man and just marry your handsome enemy
Best advice I've seen yet
“Well, you got me there”
Genius
Chief called, he said this is it
*NO HOMO*
Imagine your handsome nemesis never gets married and it's you who has really have been fooled
Your handsome nemesis actually had a crush on you but was too nervous to say so they were waiting for you to make the first move.
You thought that i was being fooled, until you knew who was really fooled
LOL
@@MuhamadAli06 We've been.... Bamboozled
@@toshitajoshi3851 Or you could say, hoodwinked. :3
"you can either have a girlfriend or self-respect"
gay men: it's all coming together
lesbians: :(
@@mars-nf9cj wlw can just make our girlfriends our wives and then we can have both 😎
@@mars-nf9cj fhshdjd another toh fan
@@bumble1303 hi :)
me, a lesbian: alright let me take the girls out of your hands for you ;)
"How to be a good boy"
Dogs: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Why does the dog have so many eyes?
I can’t believe what this world has come to, it’s sickening smh🤦♀️
Scratch because he’s Cerberus
@@leahheart2319 Is that a joke or is it serious? I agree either way.
Da Pereza it’s a joke, don’t worry 😆
A pair of enemies are waiting for each other to get married before they fall in love. They both die alone. The end.
Plot twist: marry each other
HorseLuver4Ever 😏
@@horseluver4ever623 lol. yes
@@horseluver4ever623 lol. yes
@@horseluver4ever623 if you focus you can hear the rapid keyboard clacking of thousands of fanfic writers in the night
why wait for your handsome enemy to get married when you can just marry your handsome enemy
Facts.
I mean, he is very handsome 👀
Modern Problems require Modern Solutions.
NOW we're talking
Its big brain time
I want a wattpad fanfic about two handsome enemies who keep waiting for the other to get married until they eventually realize they’re in love with each other.
😂😂😂
probably already exists lmao
oh my god please
Carry on by rainbow Rowell. Not a fanfic but it definitely has that kind of concept
Molly 555 Lmao I actually love that book that’s awesome
broke : waiting until your handsome nemesis is married, then fall in love
woke: marry your handsome nemesis
caffeine nocaine Underrated comment
Nemesis: I'll trap you!
Me: You've already trapped me... In your heart.
Nemesis. Aww...
*Edit:* _Cheez-Its Fries that's a lotta likes_
Bada bing badaboom my good sir, you’ve trivagoed the hotel. I’ll tell Chief immediately.
I’m gonna be so woke
caffeine nocaine yeahhhhhhh (Also cool name)
This is the ultimate version of “I’m not like other girls: male edition”
Yep lol 😂
😂😂😂
I think they call them "r/niceguys"
Makes sense
4:31 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😃😍😘😥
I ship this man and his enemy. It's almost like "i won't get married until i know for sure that we can't be together". What a sad story :(
i can tell who you're talking about from your pfp lol
Crying cat meme
@@ilovebigredbus7165 ah yes, the biggest enemies 😌
tbf people in their early 20s which is basically teens should not get married. Their brains are not developed enough, they make impulsive decisions and often don't know enough people that they could choose from. It is like high school friends, they might seem right for you at that moment because you can't relate to most teens at all, but if you grow older and meet a lot of other people, you will understand you didn't have so much in common. It doesn't happen always but is more likely to happen than not.
Wait, does every guy have a handsome enemy? Are they supposed to be more handsome than us, or just comparably handsome? Are we assigned to be each other's enemy, or do we just pick one another?
I should write my congressman about this...
hey any news on what your congressman said
@@lakeharper5830 Plot twist ...
Congressman is handsome enemy 😳
@@dianas6800 👀👀 oh my god they were constituents
aww do all boys have a fated handsome enemy🥺 like matching souls
Username checks out..?
Two things to always remember
1: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
2: wait for your handsome nemesis to get married before you fall in love
Isabella Herrington and I got the parents in the back.
Of the Audi.
The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage anaerobic fitness test...
Lol
3. if your handsome nemesis just won’t get married marry your nemesis
1,000 LIKES BABY
'You can either have a girlfriend or self respect'. Oh good, I have neither of them.
5tr0n9 r080t man
But you have fellow Greg
This is a mood
Yep ;-;
5tr0n9 r080t man same (i don’t have a boyfriend either)
I have a boyfriend so can't relate XD
how to be a good boy
• sit
•stay
•bark
•shake
•spin
•obey owner
please tell me why I read the first two lines of this after being awake for 31 hours and had a moment of complete and utter confusion while thinking 'wow I guess the standards I set for myself are really too high'....pandemic got me forgetting about the existence of dogs 😭😭
@@raneemrashid6439 oml 😂😂
OwO
kill me
Imagine Laura coming home to hear "YOU ARE BEARING MY CHILDREN VANESSA AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO"
😭😭🤣
Bro
‘You can either have a girlfriend or self respect’
It’s a good thing I have neither
Yeah, your budgie in adorable 💖
Adorable bird. I have neither too ;-;
felt that
Saame😂
your little budgie alex is very pretty 💙. maybe you'll get a girlfriend at some point, but please remember that you don't need a girlfriend, you're perfectly whole and alright without being in a relationship 💙
3:06 ohhh that's why Drew waited to marry Amanda. He needed to make sure Danny and Laura were married first
No, Drew and Danny are in love.
smack my ass and call me charlie shut up before I smack your ass and call you charlie
Omar Singh shut up before I O your Singh
1362 Bob shut up before I 1362 your Bob
Olivia Delpho shut up before i delpho ur olivia
the words "handsome enemy" is something straight out of an enemies to lovers fanfiction
Sounds like the incel subreddits. But with less racism.
So capitalist MGTOWs then?
So, all of reddit, with less racism
So... reddit basically
@@misnomer6345 Unus Annus
@@sweeflyboy memento mori
*”i’ve got big dreams and an even bigger ass”* is for sure a quote that’s gonna go in history textbooks
It'll be in reference to a Kardashian
Kim Kardashian’s new lawyer slogan
For sure
Can’t wait for that. Finally, something we can use outside of school!
I've got small dreams, and my ass is even smaller.
Enemy: *gets married*
You: *falls in love*
Enemy: *holy frick i can't believe he did that*
The frickening 4k ultra HD
Awww, I can't believe you've done this
Language!
Enemy : pikachu meme
100 monsters lol
Therapist: "it's ok, Thicc Danny can't hurt you, he's not real"
Thicc Danny: 4:40
Another tip: Marry a dude so that your straight handsome enemy won't be able to steal him from you
10/10 advice, couldn't have put it better myself
But what if I want to marry my handsome enemy and he's straight?
Markie uwu babe you just need a better handsome enemy
nice
@@ej6975 What if my enemy is ugly? :(
danny: "your one stop shop for tips and tricks on how to be a good boy!"
my dog: **listens intently**
my dog: y'all hear sum?
Your dog doesn’t need to watch a video to be a good boy. He’s already a good boy
Dog status= ☠️
My dog: what about a good girl?
🤣😂😂😂
Imagine telling your crush that you can’t date because your handsome nemesis isn’t married yet
but my crush is my handsome nemesis wait a minute-
Aaron Heych easy now
@@moxygirlhey does it apply if your "rivalry" is doing that weird thing where you try to pass each other in a walkway and both move to the same side at once?
Aaron Heych it absolutely counts, if it happens with the same person more than once. I can’t wait to watch this love story/rivalry showdown blossom
@@moxygirlhey perfect 👌🏼
10:05
⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️
I receive: the sun
You receive: a candle
Moths: 👀
Best tip! Marry your handsome enemy. Then they can't ruin your relationship or they ruin their own!
So this is why 50% of marriages end in divorce.
And the other 50% is good enemies to lovers fanfics
Danny aggressively screaming “please reply at your earliest convenience” is my life.
It’s mine too dawg 😫
*VANESSA*
I want to make that my husband's phone notification sound. 😂
E̛mPL̶oYEe͟ ̸MaN̡gL͡eR̢ tell us how it goes 😳
April Spark yes, that’s the reason I’m alive
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he's got his parents in the bacc
dEaD mEmE
I got my parents in the back
Disappointment is attached
@@cctaryn576 I was going to make a similar comment but yours is much better
@ahh hah
This sounds like a song Danny would make.
KEEP THE LYRICS GOING YALL!!
this is a username this is the highlight of my day
I feel so validated. I thoroughly enjoy being an old man holding a mop, sitting on my recliner throne, riding around and waving to the peasants.
"I don't want kids in my backseat crying, I want my parents in the backseat crying."
the most inspiring line ever
i love you
"i got big dreams, and an even bigger ass"- danny gonzalez 2k19
Lol
@@estherpace5620 it is a reference to my favorite character in my fav anime ( katsuki bakugou from bnha) thx
mia zheng That sounds like something from the introduction videos in love island
That's the opening line to a casting couch video for sure
Hilda 5 my god yes
“hi, i’m danny gonzalez😋😝, i have a wife but fuck her🤪🤬🤬 yknow cos i have big dreams and an even bigger ass🥵🥵, and she’s just really pinning me down😭😔”
Video: Is for boys only
Me: It looks like I'm about to break the law
I AM THE LAW
Stop you've volite the law,it's been to long since I seen a good comment.
Stop you violated the law. It's been too long sense I've had a good call.
*cracks knuckles*
Heh, can't relate...
"you can either have a girlfriend or self respect"
i have 2 boyfriends and no self respect what do i do
just cry
@@zestyghost4616 got that one down baybey
You officially failed in life congratulations 🥳🙂
update guys i have 3
and a tiny bit of seld respect
“Can’t you see we don’t copy each other’s videos.... we copy Cody Ko’s”
danny's the type of guy to repeat someone's typo in the group chat and make it the name
@royal ghost
>.< I remember being in a group like that.... And since I lagged so much, I was always the one making the typo.
haha
i do that
Im that friend lol that happened just now
thats definitely me
@@BlazeIcyRobloxVids lmao
*_"I've got big dreams and even bigger ass"_*
-_Danny Gonzalez,_
Tumblr Lesbian best part
So his dreams are smaller than his ass
Lol wish I could relate...I have dreams flat as week old soda and an even more flat body
Tumblr Lesbian yes i screen recorded it
@@zoetevelde8802 ahhhh it's the end of the world cause she put s instead of z
In the first post where is says "I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi" it's actually impossible since that is an Audi R8, a 2 seater vehicle.
Just drag the parents behind the car like tin cans on a string, make it happen
they are in the trunk.
You gotta appreciate how these posts can't decide whether or not having a girlfriend/wife is a marker of success or an obstacle of success.
Nobody:
Jk Rowling: Danny Gonzalez and Cody Ko are in an intense sexual relationship
SweeTEA dead meme but ok
SweeTEA this joke is so bad. Has anyone actually laughed at these jokes in the past month?
Dammit she made another mistake, it's Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden. JKR is so dumb lmao
@@TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived uh yeah..
@@TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived people have laughed at this joke, it may not be relevant anymore but.. Oh well
Ether way, I'm glad that after years of searching we finally found the male equivalent of just girly things.
Louis Fruit ether
Bri Chavez tf is ether
either
*either
Lol why did three people after the first person corrected them ... correct them....
Lmao my mom got mad bc you yelled “We have 3 beautiful children together Vanessa” at 4am and my name is Vanessa 🤣🤣🤣
Aha haha
🤣🤣🤣
That definitely happened
@Tiarawww i dont remember writing that so i have no idea if it was 💀
WELL YOU HAVE THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN WITH DANNY...
VANNESA
Even if you won’t answer the phone and file a restraining order, in my dreams we’re still married with three kids.
"But I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi
*The Audi R8 pictured is literally a two seater*
It was a nice way of saying trunk
@Madeline Harper the trunk is too small to fit even the limbs and you dont want to ruin the aerodynamics and 0-60 times by having them stuck on the roof so the ash tray is really the best option
maybe his parents are just very very small, *don't judge a book by its cover*
The trunk is in the front too, so I guess you are supposed to throw em in the engine lol
Low keey saying je doesn't want his parents in his life, eather 😂
"I've got big dreams and an even bigger ass!" Is now my life motto, thanks Greg.
Moto
Moto
Moto
Moto
Moto
Moto
Moto
Likes you
Akira Makara literally saw this just as it played in the video
You’re welcome Greg.
nice
Fuck, I spit my ice cream out on the couch when I read this
"Just die for me and let me eat you!"
-Danny Gonzalez, 2019
"you can have either a girlfriend or self respect"
instructions unclear I now have a husband *and* self respect
So that's why Drew Gooden waited for Danny to marry first 😂😂
talha khan 😂😂😂
😂😂
talha khan oh snap I didn’t even think about that😂😂
talha khan dammit I es gonna comment this!! 😂😂😭🙏🏼🤣
@@mayumigarcia9445 ikr!
G - fastest
R - growing
E - channel
G - On UA-cam
Don't look it up tho
Randomized bUt THaTs NoT hOW iT wOrkS!
Randomized ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Wow you are totally original...
but dont look that up thoe
Wait.... am I the only who sees something wrong with this? I can't place my finger what though but just something Is off.
As a guy I can confirm that we constantly have enemies, and i must wait until they get married before ever feeling romantic emotions.
2:37 be crime, do gay
Yeaaaahhh I’m gonna take my Audi to the old town road I’m gonna ride till I can’t no more
*i got my parents in the back*
fucK someone beat me to it sdfhglfgh
While the parents are crying
Baby seat intact
They just fucking smashed
Swerving now I'm gonna crash
Whats up reverse bro
Lololololol I’m dying XD
“I got big dreams but an even bigger ass”
My new motto
My new moto moto*
I LIKE ME DREAMS BIG, I LIKE MY SUCCESS CHUNK
@@zara-uq3lw me🤣🤣
HAHA I love that
Danny: "BoYs OnLy"
*Sweats nervously in female*
Person: I love you
Boy: NOT UNTIL MY HANDSOME ENEMY GETS MARRIED!
So here I am, calmly doing my homework while this plays in the background, then suddenly...
"WE HAVE THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN TOGETHER VANESSA!!!"
Seriously though, that scared the shit out of me (my name's Vanessa). I fricking JUMPED
Yes Vanessa. I don't even know you now.
But I will.
And you can't hide.
Lmao.
Best tips of my lyfe
Oh my goodness same
I be like at 2:15: woah this is getting intense
Then that left me like :O
Shout out to all the Vanessa’s out here getting creeped out by that line
Well you should stop ignoring his messages VANESSA!!!
Same 😂😂
Those dislikes are from CRAIGS who are jealous that Greg is the strongest army.
Don't look that up
Ciara O'Hara I looked it up after being Greg for a month. Apparently my soul is now the property of Danny Gonzalez.
Cleorese Manes did you not read the fine print
Ciara O'Hara I looked it up :’0
ItS tRue
@@RAWRzooted JOKES ON YOU
YOUR SOUL IS NOW OWNED BY DANNY GONZALEZ
MWAHAHAHAHA
I looked it up too. it said it was lol
Danny does not understand the very real very homoerotic relationship between a man and his enemy
Marry your handsome enemy. Power move
Thank God I’m a girl
I never get into altercations with my arch-nemeses
Mon Bébé Well, I'm now your arch nemesis and this officially AN ALTERCATION.
Mon Bébé And I'm handsome too.
Ikr xD
I'm a Vanessa and when he shouted Vanessa my heart literally jumped and I felt so threatened ??
HAVE U RESPONDED TO HIM VANESSA
VANESSA WE NEED UPDATES HAVE YOU TEXTED HIM BACK
VANESSA TICK TOCK RESPOND TO HIM
VANESSA GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND GIVE US THE UPDATE
VANESSA PLEASE UPDATE US ITS BEEN 7 MONTHS
that face when you have neither a girlfriend or self respect ✌️😔
why did I read the thumbnail as “you can have a girlfriend or self destruct”
Lol
G- the
R- fastest growing
E- army
G- on the internet
Dont look that up
G greg is the most
R rakarakaraka
E epic super fast
G growing army on youtube
I'm just waiting for someone to say, "but the first letters of those words don't match with Greg" 😂
@@bluejaybird45 kgcoggovohbupbljvlfpufocljbljgettisupfkblvkfitsiyfjcovlvlv
_ThAtS nOT hOw It WoRkS_
I loocked it up and turns out greg is NOT the fastest growing youtube channel/army it is infact T-serise.i might seem lame but dats what googel says but idk who T-serise is i just know there was a fight involving it sooo....soz if dat disapointed anyone lol
imagine if both of the guys who are enemies just never got married bc they were waiting for each other to find love bc they both saw the same instagram post
emmaclle haha
this is a good au idea
they marry each other
They both make a fake account to catfish the other and slowly (and obliviously) fall in love
Dude, I want to write this now
@@emeraldtopaz please write this and send me the link lmao
The first one was kinda wholesome maybe he just wanted to make his parents proud. 😅💕
What if his parents wanted grandkids
I really appreciate that you make the effort to do actual captions (not leave it to auto generate) and even capitalize, stress and emphasize certain words. It really makes a world of difference.
4:41
*found my senior quote*
Let’s see it then
Honestly same
BAHAHHA
mine is "i got a flat dreams, and even a flatter @$$"
and mine is "I have no dreams, and my ass is even more nonexistent"
yes it doesn't exist and I poop out of my urethra.
Can we just appreciate how smooth Danny's transition from vine to UA-cam was?
GregHead 13 can we just appreciate how smooth his transition to that sponsor was
No.
We cannot, sorry
I have no emotion
ExilentGaming relatable
"You can either have a girlfriend or self respect"
Well I prefer guys so ok
“I’ve got big dreams, and an even bigger ass” sounds like something that would be one of those catchphrases in Real Housewives
“I need to fall in love with a car”
*Roger Taylor has entered the chat*
Underrated comment of the day.
*It'S a MeTaPhOr BrIaN*
cri cat he needs to have a feel for his automobile
cri cat yes
roger was a very good boy then
You heard it here first, Greg. We can’t fall in love until all Craig’s are married
HAH I WILL NEVER GET MARRIED😈😭😭
Jake Custer only the handsome craigs
Anya there ARE NO HANDSOME CRAIGS
I'm not married yet muahahahaha
No THIS CANT BE TRUE!! I WILL NEVER FIND LOVE NOW!!!!
can we just talk about danny’s eyes bc they look really cool
It’s all fun and games In till your handsome enemy is aromatic
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe:
Danny: IVe GOt BIG DReaMs anD An EvEn BigGer AsS
*Laura walks in and stares confusedly at Danny*
Wait who is laura
Alana Reece his wife I think
@@alanareece2233 his wife
I showed up and my handsome enemy’s wedding and he thought I would sabotage it but instead I went up to him and I told him “they thought they fooled me until they got to know who were really fooled.” And then we signed the marriage documents and we’ve lived happily ever since
beautiful
I'm very happy for u
Amazing.
I was at 0:12 of this video when my sister FaceTimed me so I answered and she talked to my mom. Mom hung up and then asked if I wanted my phone back to watch Greg... I was confused but then remembered I had been watching this. She paused it because she didn’t want me to miss Greg... I love her
"I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi R8... wait, where's the backseats... screw it, get in the engine compartment mom!"
*enemy gets married*
*i get married after*
Enemy: OUTSTANDING MOVE
Naj meow ruff ribbit moo
Instagram posts: **Deeply trying to convince boys that having a girlfriend will ruin your life**
Happy/Healthy couples: **Visible confusion**
More like confused screaming
People who want girlfriend: *more confusion*
Guess I have to break up
• мσσиχlιqнт • let them convince boys to not have girlfriends, there will be more lesbians
The BlackPlagueWeasel
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"You can either have a girlfriend or self respect"
Me, who's very gay: *I'm four parallel universes ahead of you*
"Don't fall in love until your handsome ennemy gets married"
Or you can fall in love with a person you trust and that will not flirt with your ennemy, it can be a good idea too
On 4/22/2019 This is 1# on trending in The U.S
It is #1 , not 1#
The Fluff vm.tiktok.com/d2deSy/
wait... it’s only in the us!?
@@ambercastillo6030 yes
The Fluff Ik Greg taking over
#1 on Trending?
Greg really IS the fastest growing army
Still, don't look that up.
Did you have a doubt?
dontlookthatup
Yes
c marie yep don’t
Maybe the “handsome enemy” one is because if you fall in love before him then your enemy will try to steal your partner with his good looks, but if he falls in love before you and then you fall in love, he couldn’t steal them because that would put him in a place of being viewed as a bad person because he has his own lover.
bruh he literally explained that in the video
K
9:16 It could also be interpreted as “you have so many friends and family that you love so much, I don’t lik that.”
My heart is covered in cat fur so yeah probably not a very pleasant lik experience
They can be swell,
But you can be as well
They can beg,
But they can never be Greg.
*whatever.works.01 ._.* for they will always be left on read
"I don't want kids in the back seat crying........
Ha
I want my parents in the back seat crying".
Amelia Rose I want the horses in the bacc
Amelia Rose yes I want innocents in the back seat crying out for help whilst I torture them with James Charles
Ah yes my favorite channel....Drew Gonzalez-Conner
Drew kurtis and Danny had a baby together
Danny laughs at his own jokes much more than usual in this video and it's the greatest thing. This is gonna be my new comfort video.
plot twist: you can’t fall in love until your handsome enemy does, because the handsome enemy falls in love with you
👏👏👏👏👏👍👍
I love that 😂
Lol that’s exactly what I was thinking
This video is the BEST REVENGE to your handsome arch nemesis Cody Co
I hate watermelons okay, hot take tho Danny is more attractive than Cody.
@@chelsie2767 ahhh, judging apples from oranges only bears sour fruit.
I hate watermelons I think you spelt ‘old’ wrong
@@Mo_Nilla_Co wise
Ko
Him:" we have 3 beautiful children together Vanessa"
Me:😳 oh...ok
Thank you so much for creating hilarious content Danny! Going through a rough time right now but your videos have me laughing out loud!
“i’ve got bigger dreams and an even bigger ass” might just have to be my senior yearbook quote
Same-
I don't believe you, I need pics for proof.
*_nemises_* : get married
*_you_* : now i will too
*_nemises_* : *nOoOoOo*
Did his nemesis look hot to you guys too
Danny you made me choke on my M&Ms. multiple times!
You need to incorporate more of your funny skits Dan! I love them and would love to see more of your comedy skills put to work.