These people who still make high school videos do it because they never progressed. They're 26 but they've never had to get a real job or do anything relatable to other 26 year olds, so they go back to the last shared experience they can draw from before they got vine famous or whatever.
Also this is probably where they were in their prime. You can't tell me Lele Pons wasn't one of the popular kids who want to come of as unpopular, because it's more "relatable", but really being unpopular sucks and she doesn't even know what that means.
danny used to use a copyrighted song at the end of all of his vids but he got striked and had to go back and replace the endings of all of those videos w royalty free music
In highschool, people don't directly bully you. They spread rumors, or make fun of you behind your back. They don't just walk up to you and say *GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEYS*
@@aeromotex depends on the type of bully. OP's bully is covert and is probably doing it because of low self-esteem issues. They bully because they don't know how be friendly and need someone to drag in the mud to boost their social standing. Their usually cowards which is why they talk behind people's back. Easiest way to get rid of them is to confront them directly and physically fight them. Then they become afraid of you and will leave you alone. While your bully is overt this much more difficult. Because they are physically attacking you repeatedly. Meaning that they're lashing out their anger on you. When this happens you should talk to your parents or talk to your teacher after class. Try and see if you can separate yourself from them as much as possible. Still don't be afraid to defend yourself most bully's are picking on you because they think you are weak and want to dominate you. So you've got to show strength.
Funny thing, there would always be an increase in turkey buzzards flying around over our college campus during midterms and finals. I'm pretty sure it was more to do with the time of year but we always joked the cramming had done somebody in.
i love how the guy changes his style to become a cool bully but in real life the school's actual bullies probably would be like "haha emo" and beat him up
kids at my school will call you emo for anything. my sister has been called emo before, and she is the LEAST emo person i know. it's actually funny cuz a lot of the actual emo kids never get called emo, but random kids who are not even close to any kind of alt aesthetic in the slightest get called emo for literally no reason. then again, these kids are the sane guys that say "your mom" to literally anything so clearly they've lost any kind of sense that may have been given to them at birth.
@@stargurl__211 it's kinda funny, being emo is/was considered a bad thing but also i was emo and still am pretty emo but no one cared, but other people who weren't even emo got called it as an insult...like if you look emo or even just wear anything even vaguely alternative it's bad but once you start actually calling yourself that no one cares
Xx.Delta not even really glued they use that teeth cement stuff that stuff doesn’t just get off your teeth well they actually grind it off after braces are off
thepigking 10 yeah I didn’t really know how to explain the stuff, I had them for a few years and honestly the stuff never moved. I have no clue how my teeth are basically undamaged lol
As someone who wasn't the most athletic and had a very low endurance, everyone cheering for you while you're the last to finish is the worst feeling in the world
Oh god now I feel awful because I was totally the tryhard who finished asap and tried to cheer for the less athletic kids because I wanted them to feel supported ;-;
I dunno you're kinda lucky. at my school they straight up bully and taunt you and get Aggravated at you if you don't finish early. I have asthma so it's hard for me to run distances like that I'd a short amount of time and being bullied makes me just give up so I'd love to be supported
@@Nonexistent_creature From here on out I am astral projecting onto the side of the track to cheer you on and tell you you're doing a great job! Asthma is really difficult to work through and it's not really fair that what's easy for some kids isn't easy for you, but I see you out there on the track, and I see you not giving up, and I'm proud of you for keeping going, even as it seems so hard!
”But it would suck if I started getting white hairs pretty soon” Narrator: Danny would indeed start getting white hairs in just a few years, but little did he know that it would not, in fact, suck.
I’m not sure if it’s a bit, or if something happened that required the music to be added there. I think multiple of his older videos are like this and idk why
all his old videos end like this because he used to have a cute outro song, but it got a copyright infringement notice and he was forced to replace the audio at the end of every video.
I, a homeschooled student, can definitely relate to these 27 year olds pretending to be traumatized high schoolers when we all know damn well they were probably the ones giving people shit
honestly i would watch these highschool skits a lot when i was around the 5th to 7th grade so i could have an idea of what my teenage years would be like. i always imagined high school to function like the youtube/vine skits. god was i wrong
I had a gym teacher who made a girl who had just had surgery on her knee run the mile. A few years later she had to have another surgery on her knee because it hadn’t healed right. The sad thing is that wasn’t one of the main reasons he was fired.
Lele Pons seems like the kind of girl who was never bullied in school because she _was_ the bully This comment blew the *fuck* up like 2 weeks after I wrote it and I can't tell how many of these people are lele pons fans, or if lele pons has any fans at all
The one part about Danny saying “We all had that one gym teacher that was physically abuse and made kids with crippling disabilities run the mile” actually hit home because it’s true… I’ve had a spine disease my entire life, for ten years I’d been going to the doctor asking them what was wrong with my back and only last year did they say “oh you have a disease and you need surgery fast”. Turns out I had stage four spondylolisthesis almost spondyloptosis, I got surgery last summer for it and am now recovering, but I cringe whenever I remember how I described my intense chronic pain to gym teachers or other teachers and they’d literally mock me for it. Saying it was because I was over weight and I need to exercise so it goes away, saying I was weak and lazy. Well guess what, exercise and stretching actually made the disease worse. And I wasn’t hurting because I was overweight, I’m overweight because I was in constant intense spinal pain. In short, the medical system in the USA is wack, and if you have chronic pain that for some reason others (even your parents and doctors and teachers and closest friends) think is made up because you’re “lazy”. Don’t listen to them. Keep fighting until someone finally listens to you. Sorry for the rant lol, thanks for reading.
You know who is your high school bully 99% of the time *actually* is? • a toxic friend. • a really smart kid who thinks they’re better than everyone else cuz they take AP classes. • that one teacher who has some sort of vendetta against you that you will never find out why they hate you. You most likely just resemble their 3rd spouse they divorced. • jimmy tatro if you’re in any movie about high school.
Ah yes, ripping out your braces because your parents wouldn't freak out with how expensive that is, and because you would be able to actually pull them off your teeth to begin with
Yeah, that stuff’s glued on there really well. Either this kid somehow is a trained dental professional with super strength that can remove braces in the bathroom safely, or he has the shittiest orthodontist ever
@@cicingel3473 Yeah, long story short, my mom's a deadbeat and never took me to get them off and get a retainer, and by now they're just the brackets bc the wire and bands came off
Fun fact: a middle school in my town (not the one I went to) had a gym teacher that forced a kid with a heart condition to run and the kid ended up dying
Seriously though, imagine being a guy in high school who gets bullied, then showing up to school with eyeliner. You'd get bullied harder than ever before.
Jokes on you, half the people in my school wear rainbow socks, thick shiny silver and black eye liner, fingerless gloves, giant spiky boots, and mostly black, or rainbow clothing. What the actual catnip. Edit: oh, and like 1000 decorative pins
@@zoroverse8358 yeah that's what my dentist did too. I'm just saying that an inexperienced kid ripping them all off at once in the school bathroom has gotta hurt
@@meperd0nas172 I got asthma, not severe, at the beginning of the year I didn't want to do sport because of my attacks, but then I started getting fit and it's really fun doing exercise, now with quarantine, I'm gonna have to start over and I know it's gonna be dreadful but it'll be worth it.
BAntony what? Can you speak in English? I mean SMH means my head so why did you say it twice? Young face would still be Danny because it’s HIS face so…
Now to be fair the rivalry for my high school got pretty crazy… right before the football game between us, a few of us burned a shirt of the other school on the field to hype us up before
Imagine this: You’re in high school. You are running to your next class. You turn the corner and see a guy recording three guys taking off their shirts. You have never seen or heard of these guys. Then it hits you. It’s Brent Rivera. Brent is definitely not in high school, what is he doing here? You enter class and try to forget what you have just witnessed.
I actually did have a gym teacher that told me crutches wasn’t enough to get out of the mile run. Obviously I got out of it eventually bc that was ridiculous but I had to fight it AND it was a legit and well documented injury
my friend has an above knee amputation and sometimes her prosthetic rubs and causes blisters so she Has a doctors note that lets her sit out and one of the old gym coaches called her pathetic and "when i was your age id have had to run 20 laps" and she just got up and started to leave. He called security and the officers saw what was happening and had a different teacher write her a pass to sit in the teacher lounge till the end of the period. she literally took a 2 hour nap.
One time my gym teacher forced everyone in class to do a cartwheel, one of the students reported him to another teacher, got lectured, and then he still forced us to do a cartwheel. he said he wanted to see if we had "bravery"
yes they fricking are. and painful as heck when you get them stuck in something that tugs at them even a little bit. his teeth should have been ripped out man
This is why movies about teens should have at least 2 teens helping with writing, seeing if it's actually realistic. Not a bunch of 30-40 year olds writing "Hey, nerd! Give me your lunch money, you dork!"
I'm pretty sure I have said "Hey, nerd! Give me your lunch money, you dork!" to one of my friends verbatim. It's so completely nonthreatening it loops into being affectionate.
I agree! Who thought it was a good idea to let 30 year olds write about current day high school or worse, try to pretend to be a high schooler lmao it's so obvious they're not that it's funny and I can't focus on the actual media.
The actors are our funds. Every 7 years or so we get new wood, that promptly gets put outside in the rain by some other organization that the school allows to use the auditorium.
It’s funny that he says in the intro he’s noticed white hairs but thought it was his dogs hairs - fast forward 4 years and he’s got very noticeable white streaks in his hair. But he’s definitely rocking it!
"we all have that one gym teacher who was physically abusive and made kids with crippling disabilities run the mile" i mean unironically ive seen and heard of many such cases
Yeah, in middle school we had not so great gym teachers. I never heard of anybody who really liked them, we all just kinda felt “Meh” about her. Now, she knew I have asthma, and I also have an inhaler. One day, we were running the mile, and I felt my chest get tight. Like, I couldn’t breath very deep. So of course I stopped, and my friend was with me making sure I was alright. I stopped where the teachers could see me bent over, tryna breath. But they chose that moment to yell/tell us to pick a pace and stick to it. Of course, I felt targeted by that, so I kept running and never told them I was struggling to breath, because I didn’t want to make a fuss (I was mega self conscious) and I didn’t like them, so I didn’t feel comfortable talking to them much. So yeah, I had an asthma issue and felt like I had to keep running because the teachers put so much pressure on us not to duck it up…
In my gym class before I switched schools, the gym teacher: Forced us to run for hours around a horse paddock(we were in the middle of nowhere and didn’t have enough money for a track)in 35 +degrees celsious Refused to let me sprint less faster for hours while wearing a double layer mask soaked with sweat which caused me breathing problems When one of the kids fell into the electric horse fence, he refused to let him go to the nurse when his entire body was bright red and he was jerking and trembling all over, and told him to walk beside him for the whole class Let another boy stroke my butt and screamed at me for slapping him, then forced me for about a month to work in group work with him Made fun of my former friend with asthma Made us run and play hide and seek in chest-high nettles(the whole campus is covered with them) Screamed at me hard enough to give me a panic attack (I’m autistic) Would swear at us, but every teacher in my school would do that, so nobody cared Would need a large amount of convincing to be made to not let kids with sprains and broken bones not participate Taught us to do hurdles in a way we could really get hurt, and completely ignored the fact I’ve been going to the track with my record-breaking, gold medalist in hundreds of competitions, mom and she taught me stuff, namely how NOT to completely ruin your body by damaging your ligaments and muscles, or just straight-up not get hurt Would actively shame us and favour this one girl named Gally who did a bunch of sports, telling us we had to get out of the way and watch how SHE did everything because that was always the right way to do it implemented a quarantine fitness program that was literally meant for grown men trying to gain serious amounts of muscle mass in an extremely short amount of time, and gave a girl who’d apparently “got the best scores”, when she’d faked her phys ed papers before, in front of everyone and nobody cared, while when I spent hours of my life going through stuff my parents followed and had a really hard time enduring, not to mention that I was constantly in pain for WEEKS after that, And more Wanna know the funny part? That’s not even the worst teacher. He’s pretty average, according to the absolute madhouse of what happened at my old school from 6 th grade to mid-8th grade. I was homeschooled before that… Yeah that gave me a nasty surprise
My gym teacher let a friend of mine run after she just got back from having corona She had to spend the next week in a hospital with failing lung capacity Thanks gym teachers
@@lolaishotasf thank you. You don't have to be sorry, you didn't do anything wrong!! Plus, I changed schools and my new phys ed teacher's really nice. Hope you have a lovely day!
To be fair, I legit did have a gym teacher in high school who didn't care if you physically couldn't run, she would just tell you to walk the mile instead. She was also the health teacher and she graded people on their family health history so if your family had poor health, she would fail you. I wrote a paper saying how I'm not telling her a damn thing about my family health. My parents even agreed though I didn't get it signed like my friends suggested after I arrived at school. Edit: She also wanted us to write a song about the bones in your body and to legit sing it. And because I'm not to sing in front of the entire class, I didnt do the assignment. I barely passed because I refused to do so many assignments I didn't agree with, which I had the support of my parents.
She gave you the option to walk and that was too much for you? You're going to have a tough time later in life if you don't learn to make better life choices
The fact that they were deterred by a bird that wouldnt eat you unless you were dead or looked dead makes me a little upset. I dont appreciate vulture slander.
Danny turns 26 in less than two months. He will be missed. Edit: June 12th, 2020. Today is the day boys and girls. Danny is turning 26. It's a shame that he has to be put to death immediately but the law is the law.
8:06 I hate to say it, but gym teachers really do be like that. I once fainted in class, hit my head on the floor, was wheelchaired to the nurses office, and then the next period I had to go and participate in gym. My teacher didn't let me sit out.
That whole skit was wack, like in my highschool our schools got along with rival schools like I don’t think two highschool have gotten that competitive
@@eldritchabomination9726 I can, in fact, the glue they use is so strong that they literally have to sand paper it off with a machine (not painful just feels strange) in order to remove it! I'm pretty sure ripping it off, if you somehow have the strength to, like shown in this video would also remove a few teeth too, that stuff sticks on no matter what you do.
Our theater just wants a teacher that's qualified and won't steal our show some of our show profits at the end. And to have enough funding to replace auditorium seats when they break
Right? I've been doing deep dives into this channel, and I commented about "Farmer in the Dell" one day because of how loud and jarring it was. Then a minute later I saw the video where he explained it and I thought about how sick that remix of "Mr Sandman" is. But at least we got "This Video is Over Now" out of the mess
So- I'm Autistic and for me part of that means I am developmentally delayed, I didn't start to do things as other kids started to. Like the milestone of when a child walks I didn't hit it. Same for talking. But back on track. I didn't start to really play with toys until I was around 10 and kept playing with them until 16ish? I was also home-schooled due to other circumstances for most of my education other than first grade and before (I live in the USA) AND I STILL KNOW THAT'S NOT HOW ANY PUBLIC SCHOOL WORKS
My middle school PE teacher refused to accept my doctor note, my doctor phone call, and my multiple mom visits trying to get me out of running the mile because I had significant tendon damage in my knees. The teacher just didn't believe I could have so much damage so young. So yeah, that was actually super relatable for me. I know this video is 5 years old but I'm chronically ill/disabled and watch Danny on bad pain days and that moment hit extra hard this time.
I had one friend with Cushing’s Syndrome back when being overweight was just written off as a personal weakness and another with partial paralyzation from complications during heart surgery. I was just weak and really terrified of confrontation. We also had a disgusting PE teacher that was later fired for driving his golf cart around the track after slower kids. He would single out kids that couldn’t finish certain exercises and tell everyone else that they would keep doing them until that kid finished. You know, like classic brainwashing techniques. Crying was a normal part of class. Adults can be bullying idiots too. It’s sad that we aren’t taught that while we’re still kids and really need that information. I hope you have people around you now that make your day consciously better instead of consciously worse. Have a hug, then send it to your past self too🤗
Jessica Alter being overweight usually is just personal weakness. Your friend was one of the minority who actually suffer from a medical condition. The exception doesn’t change the rule.
As a guy who's been disabled most of high school (started getting worse at like 15) YES they did make kids with crippling disabilities run the mile AND they laughed at us for it
This isn't one of my disabilities but I had an abdominal migraine and the teacher didn't believe me. She didn't make me do anything but she told me to sit and be bored because she assumed I was faking. I just had to lay on the grass in agony.
Wtf, is this a thing throughout the whole of the USA? I'm from England and that would have never flied. I grew up with a bowel disorder and I was still allowed to not participate in PE if it caused me pain.
Yep, literally came to the comments looking for this. I’ve had three chronic brain injuries and the gym teachers actively ignored my doctors’ notes. One of them purposely “lost” the notes so many times that I brought an extra copy in to the office and when he said “what doctor’s note? There isn’t one on file!” I told him there was one in the office. He was pissed. Both of the teachers who pulled this shit should not have been teaching. Not just for this reason either. I absolutely hated pe all throughout middle school and high school because they were so awful.
Danny is absolutely right that these aren’t relatable, but gym teachers can absolutely be physically and verbally absuive. One of my gym teachers: - refused kids being allowed their inhaler in class - would not accept doctor or parent notes - made people run at least one day of the week which caused several issues and would not let kids stop for anything (ie. A kid threw up, one fell and twisted their ankle) - ignored kids cat-calling and making derogatory remarks at other running groups - pulled me aside and told me the reason I was having trouble breathing was because I was fat and she expected me to loose weight - showed special treatment for her volleyball kids
My gym teacher would tell us to put our hands on the edge of the pool when we went swimming and them walk along the edge of the pool treading on all our fingers and we’d get into trouble if we removed our fingers
My gym teacher got me sent to hospital because they ignored my parents and doctors notes about my poor blood circulation. My toes when purple and it was close to them needing to be amputated lol. They then did the same thing two other times.
I had a gym teacher like this. I had just gotten my period for the second time so I didn't know to expect it. He wouldn't let me go to the nurse to get a pad and new clothes. He made me keep running while blood ran down my legs and boys laughed at me. He was also obese and couldn’t do a push up but shamed kids if they couldn't do one or if they couldn't run fast enough
My stepsister's gym teacher didn't let her go to the nurse in class, which on its own seems bad, but it gets so much worse once you know that she's a type 1 diabetic.
Ok but that part where the gym teacher forced the kid with broken bones to run because he didn’t have a doctor note was low key realistic. Definitely had me some teachers like that, as if they resented any sort of kindness or leniency because if they’ve ever experienced unfairness, then they’ll make everyone else experience it too
Oh I was fine other than I had a boot because I hurt my ankle (I didn’t have a doctors note) and my teacher didn’t what me to get hurt. I guess it really just depends on the teacher
Why did the bully come out of the bathroom looking like Halsey 3:56
pola lola don't do halsey like that
💀💀💀
time stamp?
gabrielle grijalva WATCHTHEVISISISIWIOSOEODIEOIEJEJEJEJEIEUE
gabrielle grijalva 3:56 lmaoooo😭
“It’s like a video for high school kids, about high school kids, written by someone who isn’t in high school”
Ahh, so Hollywood
@@percytheb4053 hA
it's really just written for little kids who want to know what it is like from funny random haha internet lady
Funny blue hair man said to not stream snipe, so I’ll school snipe :D (this is a joke I don’t condone school shootings)
@@dec6704 bud I'm pretty sure most people don't condone school shootings lmao
Musent hopefully not lol
These people who still make high school videos do it because they never progressed. They're 26 but they've never had to get a real job or do anything relatable to other 26 year olds, so they go back to the last shared experience they can draw from before they got vine famous or whatever.
This is actually insightful and kinda sad.
Also this is probably where they were in their prime. You can't tell me Lele Pons wasn't one of the popular kids who want to come of as unpopular, because it's more "relatable", but really being unpopular sucks and she doesn't even know what that means.
Literal definition of "peaked in high school"
I was actually thinking the same thing
Wow. Well put
Past danny: "it would suck if I started getting white hair soon"
Present danny: "I like my white hair I think it makes me look kinda cool"
Character development.
(Also, he’s right. I think it looks great)
@@ahobbit1273 true...i wish i had white hair
I was just thinking that
Present Present danny: “no hair.”
Denial to Acceptance
Steps On How Not To Get Bullied.
1. Be the bully
2. And join Greg
3. burn the school down
4 Get a boyfriend to kill 3 bullies
5. Frame it as suicide
6. Blow up school
1. prepare freezer
2. get bully
3. _shove bully in freezee_
Gosh the replies are gruesome 😂 I love it
1. Find a bully
2. kindly ask him/her to stop
3. be best friends forever and make fun of people
4. idk I just felt like making it an even number
The fact that nobody in the comments are mentioning the random ass music in the end covering the video makes me think I’m going crazy
Maybe the ending had copyrighted music or something? 😭 I'm looking for comments like this too
danny used to use a copyrighted song at the end of all of his vids but he got striked and had to go back and replace the endings of all of those videos w royalty free music
He got a copyright strike for copyright music and he had to replace all the music
Same exact thing happened with pyrocinical
@@ligokleftis I thought it was on purpose and it was hilarious. The fact that it was done retroactively is so much better
i've had a heat stroke before and i can confirm the person closest to me turned into a wizard
Omg same!
We all really had the same pe experiences
Omg that happened to me Soo many times 🤣
Nah man my friend didn't become a wizard instead I became a chicken
@@AdolfPotter oh
I love how half of the old vine community makes cringy videos and the other half criticizes the cringy videos the first half makes
In highschool, people don't directly bully you. They spread rumors, or make fun of you behind your back. They don't just walk up to you and say *GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEYS*
sometimes. but other times they will physically hurt you
@@aeromotex depends on the type of bully. OP's bully is covert and is probably doing it because of low self-esteem issues. They bully because they don't know how be friendly and need someone to drag in the mud to boost their social standing. Their usually cowards which is why they talk behind people's back. Easiest way to get rid of them is to confront them directly and physically fight them. Then they become afraid of you and will leave you alone.
While your bully is overt this much more difficult. Because they are physically attacking you repeatedly. Meaning that they're lashing out their anger on you. When this happens you should talk to your parents or talk to your teacher after class. Try and see if you can separate yourself from them as much as possible. Still don't be afraid to defend yourself most bully's are picking on you because they think you are weak and want to dominate you. So you've got to show strength.
No but really, who even carries cash anymore.
@@aeromotex True.. Someone broke my friends arm because he was smarter than him.
Yes, I didnt have much trouble with high school. Middle school was like a Game of Thrones though.
i'm 25 and i HATE it when someone steals my science homework.
Ikr it's so annoying when they break into your house *SMH*
*to steal your homework*
I'm 24 and I HATE it when the IRS steals my lunch money
And then spends it on space cars....like real bullies
Smh: stealing my homework
Vultures really are a problem near high schools. Vultures are definitely animals that feed on living creatures and not on carcasses. So scary.
An_Annoying_Cat cause my high school is super weird (and perhaps extremely cheap) we have vultures near our school. I’m gonna pray tomorrow
Welp I’m fine cause IM AUSTRALIAN SO WE HAS NO VULTURESS
@@nope7260 You only have swooping season
Funny thing, there would always be an increase in turkey buzzards flying around over our college campus during midterms and finals. I'm pretty sure it was more to do with the time of year but we always joked the cramming had done somebody in.
IKR??? ITS SO *ScArY*
i love how the guy changes his style to become a cool bully but in real life the school's actual bullies probably would be like "haha emo" and beat him up
kids at my school will call you emo for anything. my sister has been called emo before, and she is the LEAST emo person i know. it's actually funny cuz a lot of the actual emo kids never get called emo, but random kids who are not even close to any kind of alt aesthetic in the slightest get called emo for literally no reason. then again, these kids are the sane guys that say "your mom" to literally anything so clearly they've lost any kind of sense that may have been given to them at birth.
My first thought when I saw that was: “Oh, no one’s ever gonna take him seriously”
I’m pretty sure he has eyeliner on so yeah definitely 💀
@@stargurl__211 it's kinda funny, being emo is/was considered a bad thing but also i was emo and still am pretty emo but no one cared, but other people who weren't even emo got called it as an insult...like if you look emo or even just wear anything even vaguely alternative it's bad but once you start actually calling yourself that no one cares
One time I died my hair over summer (I just got highlights) and I got called emo 💀
“...And he takes off his braces”
*excuse me, he what now?*
fr 😭😂
Ah yes because braces are definitely not glued to ur now very sensitive teeth. I think if I tried to do that I would pull out all my teeth lol
Xx.Delta not even really glued they use that teeth cement stuff that stuff doesn’t just get off your teeth well they actually grind it off after braces are off
thepigking 10 yeah I didn’t really know how to explain the stuff, I had them for a few years and honestly the stuff never moved. I have no clue how my teeth are basically undamaged lol
My uncle actually did that twice and now his teeth are fine but i don’t recommend doing that, you could get seriously injured
As someone who wasn't the most athletic and had a very low endurance, everyone cheering for you while you're the last to finish is the worst feeling in the world
Yes it’s the worst but I’d like to think I tried my best to run a mile :)
Oh god now I feel awful because I was totally the tryhard who finished asap and tried to cheer for the less athletic kids because I wanted them to feel supported ;-;
I mean it's gotta be better than people bullying you while you're last to finish.
I dunno you're kinda lucky. at my school they straight up bully and taunt you and get Aggravated at you if you don't finish early. I have asthma so it's hard for me to run distances like that I'd a short amount of time and being bullied makes me just give up so I'd love to be supported
@@Nonexistent_creature From here on out I am astral projecting onto the side of the track to cheer you on and tell you you're doing a great job! Asthma is really difficult to work through and it's not really fair that what's easy for some kids isn't easy for you, but I see you out there on the track, and I see you not giving up, and I'm proud of you for keeping going, even as it seems so hard!
“Expelation!” Sounds like the gym coach is casting a spell on those totally-not-old high school students
Expeliarmus is what you remembered but that spell can also be...dangerous, very dangerous.
@@clouds5894 no they are talking about what the gym teacher said not expelliarmus
Well he is a wizard
I heard Expelliarmus ._.
The spell makes you stay in high school forever.
“It would suck if I start getting white hairs soon” I’m here from 2022 Danny to let you know you have grey hairs now
Was just about to say that exact comment 😂
and he slays😤🥵
he absolutely kills the salt and pepper look- almost looks more fitting
The good news is, he doesn't mind!
True
Kid: *rips his braces off like a bandaid*
Me, who had braces for like 3 years: I’ve been lied to my whole life......
yee
😂😂😂😂😂
How do you even get a hold on them? Maybe I’m just really weak but I can’t even grab my brackets or anything
Lol I'm sure that's relatable. Not for me, though, as I've never had braces and I probably will never need them 😁
@@rat_dragon lucky 😭
"Getting older can be tough," says the guy that is eternally 13
physically too
@@Cat-fq3pt no honey. ur thinking “ internally”. they mean looking 13 forever.
@@faithkincaid man im not a native english speaker😭😭
@@Cat-fq3pt its ok noone is perfect :)
@@faithkincaid HELP THAT SOUNDS SO PASSIVE AGRESSIVE IM NOT OKAY 😭🙏
Nobody:
Lele Pons Bully: *I am once again asking for your financial support.*
Just saying before you comment because somethings similar is in the comments sorry I didn’t check
Damn, didn't know the bully was the IRS
@@jimmnotjames5235 just call one of the 10 numbers advertised on the nature channels so you don't owe money to them.
Yep
gidiwkdknsjj
”But it would suck if I started getting white hairs pretty soon”
Narrator: Danny would indeed start getting white hairs in just a few years, but little did he know that it would not, in fact, suck.
Fr, his gray hairs look so cool
He also seems to like his gray hairs.
It gives me weird joy that like none of these people are relevant today
It really shows that we realize our mistakes
@@beefstroganoff1774 please! tiktok people are even worse don't get me started
*Hype House exists*
@@Jacobnsj *sad noises*
Eh, in a few years tiktokers will also be irrelevant. Fame is fleeting
I always put eyeliner before I make fun of others
yeah me too actually i thought i was the only one
don't forget your denim vest
Not Meghan spikes
If you see a bully, DATE HIM.
Life lessons with lele pons.
Harold Johnson this literally how a lot of manga and fanfics go
Why do good girls like bad guys I had this question for a real long time
@@thatdweebfromclass7399 Are you a nice guy, by any chance?
Harold Johnson I’m the 666th like :)
EVEN IF HE'S/SHE'S THE SAME GENDER AS YOU AND YOU'RE NOT HOMOSEXUAL YES!
15:33 so true danny, im literally crying, such a powerful message
i know fucken so tripped out, thought another tab was playing for a second
@@reverseclouds1663same why is like no one talking about it😭
I’m not sure if it’s a bit, or if something happened that required the music to be added there. I think multiple of his older videos are like this and idk why
@@plantyt3246 i'm pretty sure it's because his original intro was a mr sandman remix but it got copyrighted, so he had to replace it
i watched with subtitles and i thought they were really good at reading his lip
It's a video by adults about high school kids for middle school kids
*Elementary kids
Technically yeah
*air quotes* "ITS TOTALLY BELIEVABLE"
This is so meta woOW
For middle school kids, seen by elementary school kids
The gym coach has the power to expel students but doesn’t know the word expulsion
E X P E L A T I O N
I thought he said exspelliumus
@@azzpine2323 no it was expelliarmus
E X P E L A T I O NNNNNNNNNNNNNN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@chocolatefloof8859 nO It WaS eXtRuLlIsIaMfAbRiCmEnT-
EX-SU-RU-SPO-LO-SHIN
LeLe has only been bullied by her comment section
Obi Wan kenobi
That’s so true😂😂😂
😂😂😂
And youtuberssss🥴😂
Hello there
Obi Wan kenobi father?
I’m here six years later, the gray hair foreshadowing at the beginning is insaneeee
He doesn't have gray hair
@@GIGLRhe does, he has a like streak of gray; he says his dad had it as well
SIX YEARSSSS
"Anyways, that's the lesson for today. Be yourself and if you're-" _DOO DDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO DO DOOOOOOOO DO DOOOOOOO DO DO DOOOOOOOOOO_
XD
all his old videos end like this because he used to have a cute outro song, but it got a copyright infringement notice and he was forced to replace the audio at the end of every video.
Oh
@@florrie.6377 Which song?
@Reddit Tea I was watching this video at quarter past midnight and I turned around and the song started playing and I nearly jumped out of my skin lol
I, a homeschooled student, can definitely relate to these 27 year olds pretending to be traumatized high schoolers when we all know damn well they were probably the ones giving people shit
The Random World Of Lucas Jack hey homeschool squad
Right?😂 It’s so obvious that 99% of these UA-camrs who pretend high school was horrible for them were actually the stuck up ‘popular’ kids.
I’m homeschooled too, and yesterday my cat was pretty mean to me. Am I being bullied? Should I speak out about this?
uRGh I wish i was homeschooled.... school fking sucks
my favourite fucking comment
All these people just peeked in high school and can’t let it go.
Peaked
honestly i would watch these highschool skits a lot when i was around the 5th to 7th grade so i could have an idea of what my teenage years would be like. i always imagined high school to function like the youtube/vine skits. god was i wrong
I grew up reading Archie comics and thought that's what HS would be like lmfao
Hi Greg I'm a kid just like you!!!
Danny Gonzalez hello greg
wow
Danny Gonzalez play fortnite with me please
LOL
LOVE ME DANNY
I had a gym teacher who made a girl who had just had surgery on her knee run the mile. A few years later she had to have another surgery on her knee because it hadn’t healed right. The sad thing is that wasn’t one of the main reasons he was fired.
....dare I ask what _was_ the main reason?
@@AllLifeIsTravesty same here
I think it was because the football team wasn’t doing well and he was the coach
@@badportraits8379 .....Somehow it being *not* for another abuse of power makes it worse.
@@AllLifeIsTravesty checks out though
Lele Pons seems like the kind of girl who was never bullied in school because she _was_ the bully
This comment blew the *fuck* up like 2 weeks after I wrote it and I can't tell how many of these people are lele pons fans, or if lele pons has any fans at all
Lele pons the wrestler
Nah she’s that one kid that everyone bullies and she doesn’t even realise she’s being bullied
The Swagmaster General,lele has been bullied for having a big nose and that's why she got surgery
I've learned so many things about Lele Pons because of this comment.
@@elizabethtep1902 my green son... so talented
The one part about Danny saying “We all had that one gym teacher that was physically abuse and made kids with crippling disabilities run the mile” actually hit home because it’s true… I’ve had a spine disease my entire life, for ten years I’d been going to the doctor asking them what was wrong with my back and only last year did they say “oh you have a disease and you need surgery fast”. Turns out I had stage four spondylolisthesis almost spondyloptosis, I got surgery last summer for it and am now recovering, but I cringe whenever I remember how I described my intense chronic pain to gym teachers or other teachers and they’d literally mock me for it. Saying it was because I was over weight and I need to exercise so it goes away, saying I was weak and lazy. Well guess what, exercise and stretching actually made the disease worse. And I wasn’t hurting because I was overweight, I’m overweight because I was in constant intense spinal pain. In short, the medical system in the USA is wack, and if you have chronic pain that for some reason others (even your parents and doctors and teachers and closest friends) think is made up because you’re “lazy”. Don’t listen to them. Keep fighting until someone finally listens to you.
Sorry for the rant lol, thanks for reading.
Bully: **'bullies'**
Lele: Stop that.
bully: oH oKaY
Lele: NoW pUt yoUr BrAceS bAcK iN
flashes back to STOP THAT video
Moltenlava :D [GREG] Lele has clearly learned from the Dobre brothers
Matxha tea owl *cue Cody and Noels song*
You know who is your high school bully 99% of the time *actually* is?
• a toxic friend.
• a really smart kid who thinks they’re better than everyone else cuz they take AP classes.
• that one teacher who has some sort of vendetta against you that you will never find out why they hate you. You most likely just resemble their 3rd spouse they divorced.
• jimmy tatro if you’re in any movie about high school.
Or u told that teacher you wouldn’t date him 🥴😂
Jas mine are my toxic friends that i have been stuck with for 8 years😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@erducks624 wtf
Wait, what about a footballer that is more athletic than you and is jealous because your family life is stable?
kichi uwu dont mind me 😂😂🥴
Ah yes, ripping out your braces because your parents wouldn't freak out with how expensive that is, and because you would be able to actually pull them off your teeth to begin with
Yeah, that stuff’s glued on there really well. Either this kid somehow is a trained dental professional with super strength that can remove braces in the bathroom safely, or he has the shittiest orthodontist ever
not to mention getting a grip on the thin metal with bare fingers
Fr I've been trying to get min off for years and they're on there good
@@isabellajeffs9351 you're trying to get your braces off by yourself for years? What?
@@cicingel3473 Yeah, long story short, my mom's a deadbeat and never took me to get them off and get a retainer, and by now they're just the brackets bc the wire and bands came off
0:30 oh danny if only you knew this was the start of your silver fox era
Netflix: let’s make a movie about high schoolers!
Who should we cast? What about Morgan freeman!
Nah, David Spade
not to forget Bruce Willis
Morgan Freeman is always an acceptable option. Listen to his smooth voice
He can play a principal. He already did in lean on me
Morgan Freeman: “I’m a high schooler!”
Morgan Freeman voiceover: “He was, in fact, *n o t* a high schooler.
Fun fact: a middle school in my town (not the one I went to) had a gym teacher that forced a kid with a heart condition to run and the kid ended up dying
omg this is so sad! my preyers goes to their family
Holy fuck. I hope that teacher lives with that regret for the rest of his life. Wtf is wrong with people?
Omg noooo!!
thats not a fun fact thats a morbid and sad fact
@@thelovelyhufflepuff1944 oh they definitely got firef
Seriously though, imagine being a guy in high school who gets bullied, then showing up to school with eyeliner. You'd get bullied harder than ever before.
Fighting for his life in the group chat 😭✋
Jokes on you, half the people in my school wear rainbow socks, thick shiny silver and black eye liner, fingerless gloves, giant spiky boots, and mostly black, or rainbow clothing. What the actual catnip.
Edit: oh, and like 1000 decorative pins
@@rainbowcattail4282 god I wanna go there
@@rainbowcattail4282 HNNNNNNNGGG
💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥
school name drop- _NOW_
(jk- pls don't if it's unsafe,,,,, thought I wouldn't mind if it was DMs-)
@@rainbowcattail4282 god i wanna meet them all
I started crying when Danny talked about how underfunded his theatre program was compared to his rivals’. Definitely hit close to home ):
The gym teacher definitely said ”expilation” when he wanted to expel that one kid rather than “expulsion”.
Human logic.
I’ll be honest, I thought he was doing a Harry Potter spell at first.
* rips braces out* ... * gums bleeding and my teeth on the floor * *oh*
I literally stopped scrolling to see this 😂
Ikr ouch that's not how braces work!!
Mary Huzl i mean... when i removed my braces my dentist took tongs and ripped them off. You cant rip them off with only your hands tho.
@@zoroverse8358 yeah that's what my dentist did too. I'm just saying that an inexperienced kid ripping them all off at once in the school bathroom has gotta hurt
@@mrh8142 they are probably retainers cuz I have them and they don’t hurt when you take them out
Danny *jokingly*: “imagine a teacher making a child with a disability run!” My school: 👁👄👁
I know right I think we go to the same school!
was thinking about that too
the "one mile" depiction of a gym teacher is basically every gym teacher ive had
they make me run the mile even though i’ve told the school before that i have severe asthma. so- that’s cool.
@@meperd0nas172 I got asthma, not severe, at the beginning of the year I didn't want to do sport because of my attacks, but then I started getting fit and it's really fun doing exercise, now with quarantine, I'm gonna have to start over and I know it's gonna be dreadful but it'll be worth it.
I actually got made to do hurdles not long after I’d broke 2 bones in my arm and I did have a cast and sling (and an operation) 👀
“It would really suck if I started getting white hair soon”- Danny absolutely rocking his grey streak in the new videos
Danny : looks like he is in high school
Also Danny : ALREADY MARRIED
@Davin Murph?
Isabella Gorman yep, he looks so damn young like WHAT
BAntony what? Can you speak in English? I mean SMH means my head so why did you say it twice? Young face would still be Danny because it’s HIS face so…
Morgan O'Brien-Bledsoe r/woosh
Why is it that the most fights happen in the replies
Why did that bully come out of the bathroom looking like Halsey tho
Emily E B lmao I didn't even notice
Emily E B lmao ew
OMG I didn't even notice 😂😂
Emily E B IT WASNT HER!?!?!?
IM IN TEARS
The reason Lele never got bullied is cause she was the bully
Oooohh I see Shawn Mendes in ur pfp
kayana i haha thank you! Yours too!
childish kambino yup
She definetly was
If she was the bully wouldnt she know how bullies act?
Now to be fair the rivalry for my high school got pretty crazy… right before the football game between us, a few of us burned a shirt of the other school on the field to hype us up before
Usually we don't really have any rivalries of other schools because the high school is a mixture of all the districts you were from combined.
bully: *bullies kid*
Lele: stop
*BULLY RATE DROPS TO 0%*
👏
LMFAO
If he had started bullying Lele instead, that would have been the perfect ending.
Stop having asthma symptoms h
Just breathe
*Ah yes, all bullies have dropped dead.*
Imagine this: You’re in high school. You are running to your next class. You turn the corner and see a guy recording three guys taking off their shirts. You have never seen or heard of these guys. Then it hits you. It’s Brent Rivera. Brent is definitely not in high school, what is he doing here? You enter class and try to forget what you have just witnessed.
Alexander Crack-ilton oop-
Scream and cry and run into the class
imtakingthishorsebytherainsmakingredcoatsredderwithbloodstains
Naomi Martinez ANDIMMEVERGONNASTOPUNTILIMAKETHEMDROPBURNTHEMUPANDSCATTERTHEIRREMAINSIM
And out of the corner of your eye. You see him. Shia Labeouf.
Am I supposed to ignore the fact that the “bully” just took off his braces?? No dentist needed lol
Yes. Yes, you are.
Slime_ 123 parently you are.
They are fake
kiah jones I know but in the video they are supposed to be real
You’d be surprised of how easy it is to take them off.
2018 danny: that would suck if i started getting white hairs soon
2022 danny:
I actually did have a gym teacher that told me crutches wasn’t enough to get out of the mile run. Obviously I got out of it eventually bc that was ridiculous but I had to fight it AND it was a legit and well documented injury
I Don’t Have Legs And she Told Me To Run. LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Seljuk Turk what the hell thats so bad
my friend has an above knee amputation and sometimes her prosthetic rubs and causes blisters so she Has a doctors note that lets her sit out and one of the old gym coaches called her pathetic and "when i was your age id have had to run 20 laps" and she just got up and started to leave. He called security and the officers saw what was happening and had a different teacher write her a pass to sit in the teacher lounge till the end of the period. she literally took a 2 hour nap.
Ari Brown damn what a god awful teacher
One time my gym teacher forced everyone in class to do a cartwheel, one of the students reported him to another teacher, got lectured, and then he still forced us to do a cartwheel. he said he wanted to see if we had "bravery"
How do you just rip *off* braces!?!?!?!
Cad Candy you would probably damage your teeth, very badly. Because the brackets are firmly fastened to your teeth.
Oh, you just rip off your teeth 👍🏻
Nicole Plewicka That must be fun
Cad Candy my dad’s friend did it every time he was at his house
Ellie The cheerleader He probably had a retainer, because you’re supposed to be able to take out retainers.
danny could probably actually pull this off because he looks like he's a high schooler
Ironically you're probably right
But then you look at the old videos of him in college and he looks like a fetus
@@kansascity1338 hi again
@@kansascity1338 do you remember me
@@sneezecakexx hey :D
"In a room made of.. cinderblocks?"
Don't even pretend like you've never seen a poor school where the rooms were just painted cinderblocks
Right! My schools were like all made of them 😅
Wait... he TAKES OFF HIS BRACES? Aren’t those things like, cemented onto your teeth?!
Those kind are. Invisalign and its competitors are removable.
Maybe it was metaphorical
yes they fricking are. and painful as heck when you get them stuck in something that tugs at them even a little bit.
his teeth should have been ripped out man
Exactly what I was thinking for my braces they shined this laser at the glue on the brackets to dry them
nah dude hes hulk but mean
As an actual high school student, I, too, cannot look at my school without pooping
Must be hard, bro.
ColdestIceFlake yeah if the poop is hard it must be °-°
Big mood, buddy
Emhahee fuck how do you have three of the top comments
Emhahee sounds like IBS
2018 danny: "everyone above 26 should be put do death immediately"
2020 danny: *sweats nervously*
Nervousiously*
@@blackwrld7366 im sorry lol english isn't my first language
@@bananad9659 omg I was just kidding😂
@@bananad9659 you’re right
@@bananad9659 appreciate the profile picture and reference with your name lol
I'm here from the future. It wasn't your dogs hair.
😂😂
😅😅
This is why movies about teens should have at least 2 teens helping with writing, seeing if it's actually realistic. Not a bunch of 30-40 year olds writing "Hey, nerd! Give me your lunch money, you dork!"
Isn’t that… mugging?
@@blaxidii7360 well-
I'm pretty sure I have said "Hey, nerd! Give me your lunch money, you dork!" to one of my friends verbatim. It's so completely nonthreatening it loops into being affectionate.
I agree! Who thought it was a good idea to let 30 year olds write about current day high school or worse, try to pretend to be a high schooler lmao it's so obvious they're not that it's funny and I can't focus on the actual media.
I never even heard anyone say that sorta thing back 30-40 years ago lol
Danny: A video made for highschool kids, about highschool kids, not made by highschool kids
Me: **cough** **cough** Disney channel **cough**
bro same
Lol
High school musical
Luna The_Wolf446 because they use 12 year olds to play the role of high schoolers no seriously I mean this was when I used to watch Disney but still
Yes
"What's up Greg it's me Danny"
What's up Danny it's me Greg
i love your pfp so much
@@carolinedodd6631 THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK 😭
@@ferdavila4560 your so welcomeeeeee❤️❤️❤️
😐
Smart
"It would really suck if I got white hairs soon" *pov danny in 2023-2024*
*Rips Off Braces*
*Becomes Bully*
*Somehow Still Has Teeth*
*takes off glasses*
*Becomes bully*
*Somehow still sees??*
thats how Hanah "mAfIa" works
Rips off Braces
Becomes a Bully
But has straight teeth anyway
(and also gets black hair and darker skin)
@@binachio-klutz his teeth hurt so much
the amount of times i’ve said something along the lines of “i wish our theater program was as well funded as theirs was”
kinda over it I’ve literally said this. It was a theater competition though.
God I sure do love building sets with bowed wood and tools that only half work
Same
Ive said something like this at literally every single where there was more than one school
Waffle Maker i wish we could build sets. Or had a stage
“I wish our theater program was as funded as theirs is..” 😂😂😂😂 that is THE most relatable statement I have ever heard
So true
Yours has funding?
My school doesn’t have a theater program
bold to assume that theatre is ever even funded
The actors are our funds. Every 7 years or so we get new wood, that promptly gets put outside in the rain by some other organization that the school allows to use the auditorium.
It’s funny that he says in the intro he’s noticed white hairs but thought it was his dogs hairs - fast forward 4 years and he’s got very noticeable white streaks in his hair. But he’s definitely rocking it!
I can't look at my old high school without pooping either.
Danny??
Mrs Space Cadet why ou trying to expose Danny
It's really awkward for me because I basically live next door to mine.
Lanster Phillips he's a horrible person and needs to be exposed for being a cult leader 😂😂😂
Thats why I take detours if Im about to drive past my highschool
"we all have that one gym teacher who was physically abusive and made kids with crippling disabilities run the mile" i mean unironically ive seen and heard of many such cases
Yeah, in middle school we had not so great gym teachers. I never heard of anybody who really liked them, we all just kinda felt “Meh” about her. Now, she knew I have asthma, and I also have an inhaler. One day, we were running the mile, and I felt my chest get tight. Like, I couldn’t breath very deep. So of course I stopped, and my friend was with me making sure I was alright. I stopped where the teachers could see me bent over, tryna breath. But they chose that moment to yell/tell us to pick a pace and stick to it. Of course, I felt targeted by that, so I kept running and never told them I was struggling to breath, because I didn’t want to make a fuss (I was mega self conscious) and I didn’t like them, so I didn’t feel comfortable talking to them much. So yeah, I had an asthma issue and felt like I had to keep running because the teachers put so much pressure on us not to duck it up…
In my gym class before I switched schools, the gym teacher:
Forced us to run for hours around a horse paddock(we were in the middle of nowhere and didn’t have enough money for a track)in 35 +degrees celsious
Refused to let me sprint less faster for hours while wearing a double layer mask soaked with sweat which caused me breathing problems
When one of the kids fell into the electric horse fence, he refused to let him go to the nurse when his entire body was bright red and he was jerking and trembling all over, and told him to walk beside him for the whole class
Let another boy stroke my butt and screamed at me for slapping him, then forced me for about a month to work in group work with him
Made fun of my former friend with asthma
Made us run and play hide and seek in chest-high nettles(the whole campus is covered with them)
Screamed at me hard enough to give me a panic attack (I’m autistic)
Would swear at us, but every teacher in my school would do that, so nobody cared
Would need a large amount of convincing to be made to not let kids with sprains and broken bones not participate
Taught us to do hurdles in a way we could really get hurt, and completely ignored the fact I’ve been going to the track with my record-breaking, gold medalist in hundreds of competitions, mom and she taught me stuff, namely how NOT to completely ruin your body by damaging your ligaments and muscles, or just straight-up not get hurt
Would actively shame us and favour this one girl named Gally who did a bunch of sports, telling us we had to get out of the way and watch how SHE did everything because that was always the right way to do it
implemented a quarantine fitness program that was literally meant for grown men trying to gain serious amounts of muscle mass in an extremely short amount of time, and gave a girl who’d apparently “got the best scores”, when she’d faked her phys ed papers before, in front of everyone and nobody cared, while when I spent hours of my life going through stuff my parents followed and had a really hard time enduring, not to mention that I was constantly in pain for WEEKS after that,
And more
Wanna know the funny part? That’s not even the worst teacher. He’s pretty average, according to the absolute madhouse of what happened at my old school from 6 th grade to mid-8th grade. I was homeschooled before that… Yeah that gave me a nasty surprise
My gym teacher let a friend of mine run after she just got back from having corona
She had to spend the next week in a hospital with failing lung capacity
Thanks gym teachers
@@incognitobeans oh my god i’m so sorry. that’s literally abuse also good on u for slapping that guy
@@lolaishotasf thank you. You don't have to be sorry, you didn't do anything wrong!! Plus, I changed schools and my new phys ed teacher's really nice. Hope you have a lovely day!
To be fair, I legit did have a gym teacher in high school who didn't care if you physically couldn't run, she would just tell you to walk the mile instead. She was also the health teacher and she graded people on their family health history so if your family had poor health, she would fail you. I wrote a paper saying how I'm not telling her a damn thing about my family health. My parents even agreed though I didn't get it signed like my friends suggested after I arrived at school.
Edit:
She also wanted us to write a song about the bones in your body and to legit sing it. And because I'm not to sing in front of the entire class, I didnt do the assignment. I barely passed because I refused to do so many assignments I didn't agree with, which I had the support of my parents.
What a terrible teacher 🙄
Atleast your parents did not make you do the homework thats what i only care bout
You shoulda went to a principal or dean about the assignments
"of your grandpa had arthritis?? and you dont want to say anything else cause thats private informations?????
FAILED"
She gave you the option to walk and that was too much for you?
You're going to have a tough time later in life if you don't learn to make better life choices
"it would suck if I started getting white hair soon" (FORESHADOWING)
The fact that they were deterred by a bird that wouldnt eat you unless you were dead or looked dead makes me a little upset. I dont appreciate vulture slander.
Fr bro
this is the vulture fan club!
I identify as a vulture and the vulture slander is unacceptable
Their reaction would've been no less rational if they'd been seagulls lmao
VOLTURE SUPPORT!
Danny looks just like a bitmoji, I can’t get over it
NOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW I SEE IT TOO
Medic Main 😂😂
oml what other secrets of the world are you aware of
can't unsee, what have u done
how to unsee 😺
Danny turns 26 in less than two months. He will be missed.
Edit: June 12th, 2020. Today is the day boys and girls. Danny is turning 26. It's a shame that he has to be put to death immediately but the law is the law.
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Was the hair thing foreshadowing?
8:06 I hate to say it, but gym teachers really do be like that. I once fainted in class, hit my head on the floor, was wheelchaired to the nurses office, and then the next period I had to go and participate in gym. My teacher didn't let me sit out.
Wtf what kind of teacher does that
Man that suuuuuuucks, honestly terrible teacher
The same thing happened to me, and the P.E. Teacher said in front of everyone that I was faking. It was really embarrassing.
Clearly you were trying to get out of gym class faker. 2 extra laps lazy bones
Vultures are scavengers and you should only be afraid of them if you're dead.
@Michael Jordan rip 💀
@Michael Jordan yes
@Michael Jordan only if you aren’t buried or cremated
That whole skit was wack, like in my highschool our schools got along with rival schools like I don’t think two highschool have gotten that competitive
Those lazy vultures 😒 I, for one, devour people’s knees BEFORE they start decomposing
no one:
bully: tAkeS oFf BrAcES
Casually peeling of braces. A classic bully maneuver
@@eldritchabomination9726 I used to have braces and that made me cringe so very hard.
@@fawnieee since you've had braces, can you confirm that the brackets are literally GLUED ON to your teeth?
@@eldritchabomination9726 I can, in fact, the glue they use is so strong that they literally have to sand paper it off with a machine (not painful just feels strange) in order to remove it! I'm pretty sure ripping it off, if you somehow have the strength to, like shown in this video would also remove a few teeth too, that stuff sticks on no matter what you do.
Raeleene Snider Can also confirm, as I still have braces,
"it would suck if I started getting white hairs soon"
*cough cough*
Rivalry be like “I wish our theater program was as well funded as theirs was.”
Unless you're in the debate team. I know a few people in debate and they just drag other schools in the mud.
as a theatre kid, yeah, thats my life
lacy jane same here
Our theater just wants a teacher that's qualified and won't steal our show some of our show profits at the end. And to have enough funding to replace auditorium seats when they break
Lol not for all schools.... my school and its rivial are violent lol and I'm moving to the rival school for next year🙃
Sometimes I forget about the whole "Mr. Sandman" thing, and the sudden "The Farmer in the Dell" music always gets me laughing in utter confusion.
Was that his original outro music?
@@andrewollmann304 A "Mr. Sandman" remix.
Right? I've been doing deep dives into this channel, and I commented about "Farmer in the Dell" one day because of how loud and jarring it was. Then a minute later I saw the video where he explained it and I thought about how sick that remix of "Mr Sandman" is. But at least we got "This Video is Over Now" out of the mess
Same
Same
So- I'm Autistic and for me part of that means I am developmentally delayed, I didn't start to do things as other kids started to. Like the milestone of when a child walks I didn't hit it. Same for talking. But back on track. I didn't start to really play with toys until I was around 10 and kept playing with them until 16ish? I was also home-schooled due to other circumstances for most of my education other than first grade and before (I live in the USA)
AND I STILL KNOW THAT'S NOT HOW ANY PUBLIC SCHOOL WORKS
And somehow these people don't 😑
Well that took a turn 😅😂
@@jackieedgin4849 yeah, works though
I am from Mexico:)
@@atbryan61 es una pregunta o lo dices que es verdad?
Porque si lo dices como pregunta pues si
My middle school PE teacher refused to accept my doctor note, my doctor phone call, and my multiple mom visits trying to get me out of running the mile because I had significant tendon damage in my knees. The teacher just didn't believe I could have so much damage so young. So yeah, that was actually super relatable for me. I know this video is 5 years old but I'm chronically ill/disabled and watch Danny on bad pain days and that moment hit extra hard this time.
Bully: ***Bullies***
Dobre Brothers: sToP tHaT.
Cody ko: "knock it off"
Kid getting bullied : help,let me go
lmao
Takin peoples lives? StOp tHaT!!!!
Why did I say "stop that" in an Albert voice
He takes of his braces
The other kids in the bathroom: 👁👄👁
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
👄👁️👄
@cookiecrisp _ 👃👄👃
No
as a kid with crippling disabilities: i had to run the mile and my gym teacher was physically abusive. highschool sucked.
Nice pfp
I had one friend with Cushing’s Syndrome back when being overweight was just written off as a personal weakness and another with partial paralyzation from complications during heart surgery. I was just weak and really terrified of confrontation. We also had a disgusting PE teacher that was later fired for driving his golf cart around the track after slower kids. He would single out kids that couldn’t finish certain exercises and tell everyone else that they would keep doing them until that kid finished. You know, like classic brainwashing techniques. Crying was a normal part of class.
Adults can be bullying idiots too. It’s sad that we aren’t taught that while we’re still kids and really need that information.
I hope you have people around you now that make your day consciously better instead of consciously worse.
Have a hug, then send it to your past self too🤗
Nice pfp
Jessica Alter being overweight usually is just personal weakness. Your friend was one of the minority who actually suffer from a medical condition. The exception doesn’t change the rule.
People like you are the reason Jessica's friend was treated like shit.
i wore guyliner to high school. i was bullied relentlessly for it. but i also grew up in a really small town.
Ok
Did anyone else notice how the gym teacher said “Expelation” when it’s actually expulsion?
Yes Kylo Ren
No what do you mean?
Hi skul
That’s why he’s the gym teacher
Hello Kyle ren I like star wars
Kid: **throws glasses on the ground**
Kid: I’m gonna be a bully!
Kid: Wait, why can’t I see?
When you can’t see the kids ur punching 😔
that’s why he asks who has his science homework! he can’t see the person he gave his homework to
jotaeu omg that’s my sister
Ah yes, i too throw my VERY expensive and specifically prescribed glasses on the floor, seemingly to abandon. My mom will appreciate that.
@Reddit Tea wait you have to take them *off* before you start bullying people
As a guy who's been disabled most of high school (started getting worse at like 15) YES they did make kids with crippling disabilities run the mile AND they laughed at us for it
This isn't one of my disabilities but I had an abdominal migraine and the teacher didn't believe me. She didn't make me do anything but she told me to sit and be bored because she assumed I was faking. I just had to lay on the grass in agony.
I have stomach problems and when I was in elementary I just had to tell the teacher and he let me sit out. I think I got lucky
Wtf, is this a thing throughout the whole of the USA? I'm from England and that would have never flied. I grew up with a bowel disorder and I was still allowed to not participate in PE if it caused me pain.
@@goingunder2548yeah America is ass
Yep, literally came to the comments looking for this. I’ve had three chronic brain injuries and the gym teachers actively ignored my doctors’ notes. One of them purposely “lost” the notes so many times that I brought an extra copy in to the office and when he said “what doctor’s note? There isn’t one on file!” I told him there was one in the office. He was pissed.
Both of the teachers who pulled this shit should not have been teaching. Not just for this reason either. I absolutely hated pe all throughout middle school and high school because they were so awful.
Danny is absolutely right that these aren’t relatable, but gym teachers can absolutely be physically and verbally absuive. One of my gym teachers:
- refused kids being allowed their inhaler in class
- would not accept doctor or parent notes
- made people run at least one day of the week which caused several issues and would not let kids stop for anything (ie. A kid threw up, one fell and twisted their ankle)
- ignored kids cat-calling and making derogatory remarks at other running groups
- pulled me aside and told me the reason I was having trouble breathing was because I was fat and she expected me to loose weight
- showed special treatment for her volleyball kids
My gym teacher would tell us to put our hands on the edge of the pool when we went swimming and them walk along the edge of the pool treading on all our fingers and we’d get into trouble if we removed our fingers
And he’d call us all rejects and retards, so... great guy, really
My gym teacher got me sent to hospital because they ignored my parents and doctors notes about my poor blood circulation. My toes when purple and it was close to them needing to be amputated lol. They then did the same thing two other times.
I had a gym teacher like this. I had just gotten my period for the second time so I didn't know to expect it. He wouldn't let me go to the nurse to get a pad and new clothes. He made me keep running while blood ran down my legs and boys laughed at me. He was also obese and couldn’t do a push up but shamed kids if they couldn't do one or if they couldn't run fast enough
My stepsister's gym teacher didn't let her go to the nurse in class, which on its own seems bad, but it gets so much worse once you know that she's a type 1 diabetic.
Ok but that part where the gym teacher forced the kid with broken bones to run because he didn’t have a doctor note was low key realistic. Definitely had me some teachers like that, as if they resented any sort of kindness or leniency because if they’ve ever experienced unfairness, then they’ll make everyone else experience it too
Oh I was fine other than I had a boot because I hurt my ankle (I didn’t have a doctors note) and my teacher didn’t what me to get hurt. I guess it really just depends on the teacher
“everyone above 26 must be put to death immediately”
RIP CODY KO
Katie Bryan I was thinking that too 😂😂😂😂😂
Anyone but my grandpa please!!!
13:31 wait but vultures are scavengers. They only eat dead creatures
Wow, lore, he was a ghost?
@@husnarabegum8925 not incorporeal creatures, dead creatures. The lore is that they’re undead.
Danny: anyone above the age of 26 will immediately be put to death
Me, a 24 year old: thank god, only two more years left
shirleytodd1 Me, someone turning 26 next month: yaaay :D
I just turned 25 last Sunday. I am basically looking at my calendar, the way people on death row must look at them.
I'm 24 too! There's not many of us. We gotta stick together guys.
shirleytodd1
Damn I’m 16 lmao
shirleytodd1 -counts fingers starting to tear up- shit i still got 9 years of this life thing.