Imagine being gifted with magic and some health and safety inspector tells you it's 'unsafe' and 'irresponsible' to bend physics over your knee harder than Russ did with Magnus's spine.
@@al-mungus677 if the MASTER OF MANKIND THE GREATEST PSYKER EVER tells you not to do what he is god tier at then. you. DONT. Its like ignoring Kobe himself when he tells you not to do something in basketball who art thou to say otherwise
@@warcriminhow do you come to that conclusion? The information he had about the warp is that it’s incredibly dangerous and volatile and he just kept touching it till it bit him
@@Jan_IedemaThe Disciples of Tzeentch are way cooler than the Thousand Sons. Like all Chaos armies in AoS, they're a mix of daemons and mortals (instead of just MORE SPACE MARINES) and the best part, they have actual spells!
16:48 I actually kinda like that moment from Ahriman. The Ynnari didn't throw him in, he went in himself. They've been back for a matter of minutes and dude does not hesitate to THROW HIMSELF INTO HELL to try and save his brothers. That's worth *something*.
Mr Pancreas used the wrong army rule in the tabletop downsides section. Which compels me to comment and point that out. Which makes Mr Pancreas read it. Which forces him to spend more time reading about Tzeenth’s chosen. *JUST* *AS* *PLANNED*
The 1,000 sons look badass but they take more L's than stormstroopers. I really want to care for them but GW contractually obligates writters to shit on them at every turn.
6:28 to be fair, all research is a waste of resources...until it isn't and suddenly you have penicillin and nitrogen fertilizer and capacitive touch screens
Yeah but the problem is they are not researchers, they are soldiers. Magnus can easily send a million imperial soldiers to collect the relics while he goes conquering new planets and give everyone a good show of why you need wizards.
The most Thousand Son momment ever is when Magnus ,in the middle of a Civil war against his own father, when there are A bajillions live at risk , his Sons are Dying in Droves, his world burned , his Soul sold to a Space Slug ,and to him the most important thing that pass to his powerful mind is "Why are there wolves on Fenris?"
I believe "there are no wolves on Fenris" thing is meant to be Magnus commenting on the hypocrisy that his legion is treated as dangerous and in need of censorship because they turn into monsters, when the Space Wolves literally turn into wolves. I'm not saying he's right, but I think that's what the point of it was. It's hard to say because Graham McNeill's writing sucks.
Eldar: NNNOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE THE BEST PSYKERS, YOU DIDN'T SPEND A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS EVOLVING TO BE SUPERIOR AND TRAINING WITH GODS, YOU'RE JUST, JUST, FILTHY MON'KEIGH THIS ISN'T FAAAIIIIRR Rubric Marine: haha smite go brrrrr
Vistario: We will never be slaves of the Emperor again. Tzeench grants us power beyond mortals understanding! Rylanor: *FULGRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM* Vistario: Sir, yes sir, for the Imperium. **Shoots his own Raptorae**
The rule mentioned in this video is only for Boarding Patrol. The main rule for 40K is “Cabal of Sorcerers” which lets you kinda mimic the old psychic phase from 9th.
Wow, You are bitter than Ahriman alone was strong enough to be a major Boss fight for the entire eldar race. Ahriman fought 90% of the named Eldar characters.
They should take a bunch of Rubric Marines and pour their dust into a suit of mega power armour that's 20 meters tall and punch titans. That would be cool.
Pretty much for tabletop side of TS & Tzeentch. For a "God of Magic" faction, they dont have the ability to copy other player's warp ability. "Ooo, nice fireball, Salamander. My turn".
The important thing about Tzeentch is that he could easily win against every other faction in the exact same way that the Imperium could easily wipe out Commorragh. He sees everything coming, he sees how to win, but ultimately if he wins he dies, so his big power and wisdom is actually useless. Tzeentch can only ever win when going up against idiots who willingly walk directly towards the nearest bait, or who play red/blue/green like some kind of freak.
I don't think Tzeentch alone could beat EVERYONE. The lore is that he could have won the Great Game and become THE Chaos God, but thought it would be more interesting. He definitely is more about watching interesting things happen than winning
Just watch, one of these days he’s gonna lose to an Ultramarines army and he’ll change the title of his video on Guilliman to “Robute Guilliman Sucks”, I guarantee it 😂
12:14 to be fair, I don’t consider that canon, and I consider it space wolf fellation and revisionism. I stand by the idea that Leman immediately went to murder Magnus at the first possible mention of it, because that makes sense for that meathead. Magnus is stubborn and shortsighted, but he isn’t an idiot.
The Thousand Sons and Magnus had a better reason for turning traitor than literally any other legion. They aren’t like Horus, whose motivations are sudden and questionable, it really makes sense why they hate the emperor. Besides wizard space marines are badass and Tzeentch is my favorite chaos god. I kinda like these dudes to be honest.
The traitors with the top 3 reasons for turning on the Emperor are Magnus, Angron, and Lorgar, in that order. Magnus: literally tried to warn the emperor about the impending heresy, but didn’t know about the webway project. Totally not his fault, and Big E should’ve told him. Angron: totally reasonable since the emperor abandoned his fellow slaves to death and did nothing about the butcher’s nails Lorgar: you’re telling me the emperor couldn’t think of a SINGLE punishment more reasonable than taking a perfectly loyalist city and burning it to the ground before making its defenders kneel on the ashes? You’re telling me there isn’t a single thing he could’ve done differently there? Lorgar was totally justified in losing his faith in the emperor
HERESY! Haven't watched the video, just saw the title, and immediately had to rage. Thousand sons best sons. But will still watch, if just to prove you completely wrong about the bestest dust boys.
6:27 I can never take this picture of a wizard regarding his orb seriously ever since seeing the version where its a wizard regarding a goblins fat shortstack ass.
Everyone expects the wizard to do weird magical experiments that result in an owlbear, or a chimera, or a gargoyle they can put in their spellbook like a bookmark, or like a hydra made out of crab claws that speaks in riddles, and only in Roper. Nobody expects the wizard to do weird magical experiments that result in shorter, more stacked goblins with thicker dumpies, or bigger, sweatier half giant, half orc muscle mommies he can climb on, or just some good old fashioned x-ray glasses he can wear while he scrys the nearby town. It's actually kind of a weird stereotype, when you think about it. The unchained magical prowess of the universe at someone's fingertips, and you think he just wants to make a half owl, half bear to dominate the local ecosystem with no clear goal in mind, instead of indulging in hedonism and making the most exotic and fantastic image taglist a reality. Or conjuring drugs so out of this world that their physical properties aren't defined yet.
… Oh my God, this makes ENTIRELY TOO MUCH SENSE as an explanation for why common depictions of goblins have shifted so much in recent years. It’s canon, and a wizard did it. A very, very thirsty wizard.
What i find hilarious in its irony is how the lamest aspect of the Thousand Sons can become one of the most memed and charming traits of one of their unintended successor chapters via making the kleptomania trait a quirk that's opportunistic rather than the "halt a literal war to get the shiny thing" grandstanding the Thousand Sons used to do. The Blood Ravens are loved because they steal things in cheeky ways that don't outright interrupt the battles at hand (oftentimes it assists the battle by taking powerful objects away from the enemy), so they don't pause the plot of whatever is going on.
I'm going to remind you that magnus was one of the primarch during the great crusade open to xenos diplomacy and in the case of Ahriman it was Yvraine she is a powerful character plus it shows how strong actually powerful eldar are
@rafaelglopezroman1110 being a tragic Legion does come with defeats. Many defeats. But they have plenty of lesser known wins. No other Legion could take a planet with fewer men. Just a few marines of the 15th could bring powers equivalent to battalions of say Iron Warriors or Blood Angels.
@@Kristian.B.Kristiansen yeah they say that but then show us then losing to the Space Furries while outnumbering then with their primarch backing than up. The truth is GW REALLY hates wizards, so they are not gonna let them win. Either Tzeench will screw them over at the last second, or whoever they are fighting gets Ultramarine plot armor.
@rafaelglopezroman1110 there you are simply wrong. The 6th Legion outnumbered the 15th at Prospero. Or are you thinking about the latest invasion of Fenris? Heavy Grey Knights and Dark Angels support and Magnus still got the win he wanted.
@@Kristian.B.Kristiansen the win he really wanted was the destruction of the space wolves despite all of his coping. He warped their gene seed, nearly isolated them from the imperium, made deals with Nurgle demons and even Khorne demons to show up and still gets beaten back. Of course he pulls the classic Tzeentch bs of it was my plan to get my ass whooped, cause I get my planet in real space so it can get exterminatus.
I haven't been following Horus Heresy, but the described Thousand Sons behaviour - hoarding knowledge and stealing artefacts - certainly sounds like Blood Ravens. Which means Magnus the Red gave us Boreale's speech.
I HATE IZZET I HATE SORCERIES I HATE INSTANTS I HATE MAGNUS THE RED "there are surely better ways to announce to people you lost a game of Magic" THOUSAND SONS SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
As a note; The rule mentioned in this video is only for Boarding Patrol. The main rule for 40K is “Cabal of Sorcerers” which lets you kinda mimic the old psychic phase from 9th.
I’m a big Thousand Sons fan, and after listening to this (up to the card game reveal which I know nothing about so I’ll take your word on) I think you’re just hating. Their misfortune is a big part of the appeal!
Shout out to Khayon from the Talon of Horus for being a Thousand Son that's just entirely sick of Magnus and Arhiman being arrogant divas and the rest of his legion being mopey whingers.
That time Magnus turned an entire world worth of people into corn, only to end up failing and getting punch in the face by Ragnar Blackmane. 1.5 seconds after begging to come out of the portal.
I have custom made a Magnus Commander deck. I get the feeling that if Panc sees me hes going to try and beat me to death. The reason being is that Magnus gives a 1 colorless discount for EVERY creature token you have. I have filled the deck with X-Spells which allow you to pay as much mana as you want for bonus effects. I get the feeling that if I drew 10 cards for 1 Blue mana I could actually watch Pancreas decide to never play MTG again
I like Magnus because of tts. So does my second oldest son. Our first episode we ever saw was the war in heaven, by far the most quotable and funniest episode.
"And that all we have time for this session, but I feel we made some real progress vis a vis your feelings towards "Magnus", or as we all know, your father. See you next Thursday."
Pancreas, they're magic. Do you know who is also magic? The Elves Also, out of any Traitor Primarch to come back to the Imperium, I think it would be Magnus. Now yes, he fucked up a looooot. But, from what I've seen and read on him, he regrets his actions, which is not something you can say about the rest of the Traitor Primarchs. He would need to do a lot of work to make up for what he has done, but he is the most likely Traitor Primarch to actually try and be better. If not for him, then his sons. Maybe Guilliman can talk to Magnus, and try to bring his brother back? Along the way, Guilliman figures out how to keep Magnus' sons from becoming ash. Who knows, but it's something I'd like to see.
Personally, I'd say the most likely to come back to the imperium is Alpharius, but the most likely to be accepted is Magnus. Excluding the forgotten storyline with Clonegrim.
MtG is always funny with its balancing. Why yes, this imperial guardsman token does have the same strength and toughness as this cat token, equally lethal folks. An Astartes? The apparent cream of the crop of galactic infantry warfare? a 2/2 that can be taken out by an average green wolf card lmao.
The Word Bearers are honestly a fun group of guys if you read their omnibus. If you like guys who are irredeemably evil, the word bearers are the best faction in 40k. The Warmonger and Marduk are some of my favorite guys out there.
Nice video. However, unfortunately for you, this was all a part of Tzeentch's master plan. Don't worry it'll definitely 100% maybe perhaps come up again in the future. (it won't)
Counter Point: Arhiman being insane and delusional is fucking awesome. I love characters that have deluded themselves into thinking they are great and in the right. *Cough Cough* Negan Comic Version, I don’t like the show *Cough Cough*
I distinctly remember when my buddy played Thousand Sons. He attempted to deep strike a squad of Terminators behind our like and then my Trajan Valoris decided to show them the error of their existence
Yes I’ll take “just recently lost to this army.” For 500.
Something something ‘mad cause he lost’
According to Twitter, he lost to a Magnus Commander deck
@ Magnus did, in fact, do nothing wrong.
@@bobross6449 This got me. now buy me a replacement keyboard, this one has tea all over it.
No one wins playing mtg. Only those who lose money and those who lose more money
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Magnus and the Thousand Sons: "Dad we're really good at being wizards!"
Emperor: "Don't do that."
*Emperor refuses to elaborate, leaves.*
Imagine being gifted with magic and some health and safety inspector tells you it's 'unsafe' and 'irresponsible' to bend physics over your knee harder than Russ did with Magnus's spine.
Emperor: Are you? Are you really? Look at yourselves and tell me, are you really good at being wizards?
@@Diego-zz1dfthe ratio is 1 tsons sorcerer for a squad of grey knights so yeah they sound pretty damn good
@@al-mungus677 if the MASTER OF MANKIND THE GREATEST PSYKER EVER tells you not to do what he is god tier at then. you. DONT. Its like ignoring Kobe himself when he tells you not to do something in basketball who art thou to say otherwise
@@durrangodsgrief6503Master of Mankind yet couldn’t figure out how to parent good
"Magnus did everything wrong!" This!
"Magnus did nothing wrong!" That!
It's both!
Very Tzeentchian of you.
Magnus did the best he could with the information he had at the time
@@warcrimin
It's that and "Magnus' massive ego led him to making extremely bone headed actions based on what he knew at the time."
@@warcriminhow do you come to that conclusion? The information he had about the warp is that it’s incredibly dangerous and volatile and he just kept touching it till it bit him
That's the beauty of it!
Those Rubricae would be awfully upset at your title if they could read
Or be upset
Or breath
Or be conscious 90% of the time
Yeah, but… You have to build those 20 Tzaangors… Doesn’t that sound fun?? Don’t you want your entire Thousand Sons army to be made of Tzaangors??
I hear they’re pretty good in AOS, should anyone actually want to pull it of
TZAANGOR TZAANGOR TZAANGOR
Linkie please explode
@@pancreasnowork9939only if you build 20 Tzaangors.
@@Jan_IedemaThe Disciples of Tzeentch are way cooler than the Thousand Sons. Like all Chaos armies in AoS, they're a mix of daemons and mortals (instead of just MORE SPACE MARINES) and the best part, they have actual spells!
16:48 I actually kinda like that moment from Ahriman. The Ynnari didn't throw him in, he went in himself. They've been back for a matter of minutes and dude does not hesitate to THROW HIMSELF INTO HELL to try and save his brothers. That's worth *something*.
Yeah well, I think they're neat
Dusty boys make me sad 😢 also I love your vids
BASED. BASED OPINION FROM A BASED MAN
Yeah, i'm pretty sure living near a 1000 suns would be unpleasent for your skin. I'll see myself out
"I wish I could go through my life with that level of delusion." - The Eldar lover
The thousand sons could make ur pancreas work again. Enough said.
Darn Tootin'.
they'd send the rest of him not work alongside his Pancreas lmao
Huh
Yes, but for WHAT PRICE?
With only a few extra bits growing on it, that scream occasionally
Someone has unresolved trauma from a magician at his 9th birthday party
And he also has a nonfunctioning pancreas
"thank you mother Colin for feeding us" we all say in unison
To keep track of what PancreasNoWork hates,
He Hates:
The French
Raging Manlets
Vikings cosplaying as Furries
And Nerds
Honestly, based.
Add people with daddy issues.
@ Who are they? I can’t remember that video.
Their more like Furries cosplaying as vikings
There is something wrong with anyone that likes any of those.
"The Thousand Sons suck"
Are you sure you're not getting them confused with the Emperor's children?
No no..the EC blow.
Colin may not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver!
Horrible sentence, thank you greatly for it
Magnus sure fucked him in Commander tho
Mr Pancreas used the wrong army rule in the tabletop downsides section. Which compels me to comment and point that out. Which makes Mr Pancreas read it. Which forces him to spend more time reading about Tzeenth’s chosen.
*JUST*
*AS*
*PLANNED*
I got a gambling ad before this video and now that I think about it I'm pretty sure vegas would be more financially responsible than warhammer minis
Counterpoint: Wizard Space Marines are bad ass and the Council of Nikea was stupid - you want mankind to be psychic but won’t let *anyone* be psychic?
@@Theology.101 this is truth!
doge of truth
The 1,000 sons look badass but they take more L's than stormstroopers.
I really want to care for them but GW contractually obligates writters to shit on them at every turn.
He forgot to tell them human needs to level up to psychic stuff first
Truth.
Thousand Sons have the most drip I will die on this hill
Scarab occult terminators are absolutely terrifying in Space Marine 2
It's like the old saying, "Magnus was told to do absolutely nothing, but somehow he did that wrong"
Ah yes because when the universe is going to shit the people telling you to sit it out are always right.
Exactly, and thus; Magnus did nothing, wrong.
And just like that, Pancreas lost all chances to do a collab with the poorhammer crew
6:28 to be fair, all research is a waste of resources...until it isn't and suddenly you have penicillin and nitrogen fertilizer and capacitive touch screens
Yeah but the problem is they are not researchers, they are soldiers. Magnus can easily send a million imperial soldiers to collect the relics while he goes conquering new planets and give everyone a good show of why you need wizards.
The most Thousand Son momment ever is when Magnus ,in the middle of a Civil war against his own father, when there are A bajillions live at risk , his Sons are Dying in Droves, his world burned , his Soul sold to a Space Slug
,and to him the most important thing that pass to his powerful mind is "Why are there wolves on Fenris?"
He's just like me FR
Magnus had that psychic 'tism
I believe "there are no wolves on Fenris" thing is meant to be Magnus commenting on the hypocrisy that his legion is treated as dangerous and in need of censorship because they turn into monsters, when the Space Wolves literally turn into wolves. I'm not saying he's right, but I think that's what the point of it was. It's hard to say because Graham McNeill's writing sucks.
Eldar: NNNOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE THE BEST PSYKERS, YOU DIDN'T SPEND A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS EVOLVING TO BE SUPERIOR AND TRAINING WITH GODS, YOU'RE JUST, JUST, FILTHY MON'KEIGH THIS ISN'T FAAAIIIIRR
Rubric Marine: haha smite go brrrrr
Based Space Wizard Vs Virgin Space Elves. Ahriman Solo's hard no wonder the elf simp is so butt hurt.
Vistario: We will never be slaves of the Emperor again. Tzeench grants us power beyond mortals understanding!
Rylanor: *FULGRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM*
Vistario: Sir, yes sir, for the Imperium. **Shoots his own Raptorae**
"Yet I have seen the void that screams where his pancreas used to be."
I'm a thousand sons apologised and magic is fucking cool.
Magnus melted your elves, didn't he?
The rule mentioned in this video is only for Boarding Patrol.
The main rule for 40K is “Cabal of Sorcerers” which lets you kinda mimic the old psychic phase from 9th.
Wow, You are bitter than Ahriman alone was strong enough to be a major Boss fight for the entire eldar race.
Ahriman fought 90% of the named Eldar characters.
They should take a bunch of Rubric Marines and pour their dust into a suit of mega power armour that's 20 meters tall and punch titans. That would be cool.
Pretty much for tabletop side of TS & Tzeentch. For a "God of Magic" faction, they dont have the ability to copy other player's warp ability. "Ooo, nice fireball, Salamander. My turn".
If only the psychic phase was still a thing
WE GET TWO VIDEOS IN A SINGLE WEEK? WOOOAH, SOMEONE DONATED $5K OR SOMETHING?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
KHORNE SMILES UPON US!!!
RAAAAAAH WHAT THE HEL IS A BRAIN CELL
This has completely nothing to do with this video but right now my cat is on my lap aggressively meowing at me to pet him.
Magnus: "Woah dad! Check this out, it's like that one potter movie!"
Big E: "Bad." *Leaves*
I just bought a squad of rubric marines; my first ever minis
My condolences
To be fair, wouldn't you abandon your allies if it meant getting a hold of a complete Gotrek and Felix omnibus?
This should be pinned
The important thing about Tzeentch is that he could easily win against every other faction in the exact same way that the Imperium could easily wipe out Commorragh. He sees everything coming, he sees how to win, but ultimately if he wins he dies, so his big power and wisdom is actually useless. Tzeentch can only ever win when going up against idiots who willingly walk directly towards the nearest bait, or who play red/blue/green like some kind of freak.
I don't think Tzeentch alone could beat EVERYONE. The lore is that he could have won the Great Game and become THE Chaos God, but thought it would be more interesting. He definitely is more about watching interesting things happen than winning
Just watch, one of these days he’s gonna lose to an Ultramarines army and he’ll change the title of his video on Guilliman to “Robute Guilliman Sucks”, I guarantee it 😂
12:14 to be fair, I don’t consider that canon, and I consider it space wolf fellation and revisionism. I stand by the idea that Leman immediately went to murder Magnus at the first possible mention of it, because that makes sense for that meathead. Magnus is stubborn and shortsighted, but he isn’t an idiot.
This is the perfect thing to watch while painting a squad of rubrics!
Magnus in reality lost his eye cause he got hit in the face by a lead brick from Belthazar Gelt. He IS SUPREME!!!
The Thousand Sons and Magnus had a better reason for turning traitor than literally any other legion. They aren’t like Horus, whose motivations are sudden and questionable, it really makes sense why they hate the emperor. Besides wizard space marines are badass and Tzeentch is my favorite chaos god. I kinda like these dudes to be honest.
On a Primarch level, I'd say Angron had the best reason for turning traitor. On a legion level, I'd say it's the Word Bearers.
@@LouisNall Calling Angron a traitor would imply that he was ever loyal to the Emperor to begin with
@@Mare_Man FAIR
The traitors with the top 3 reasons for turning on the Emperor are Magnus, Angron, and Lorgar, in that order.
Magnus: literally tried to warn the emperor about the impending heresy, but didn’t know about the webway project. Totally not his fault, and Big E should’ve told him.
Angron: totally reasonable since the emperor abandoned his fellow slaves to death and did nothing about the butcher’s nails
Lorgar: you’re telling me the emperor couldn’t think of a SINGLE punishment more reasonable than taking a perfectly loyalist city and burning it to the ground before making its defenders kneel on the ashes? You’re telling me there isn’t a single thing he could’ve done differently there? Lorgar was totally justified in losing his faith in the emperor
HERESY!
Haven't watched the video, just saw the title, and immediately had to rage. Thousand sons best sons. But will still watch, if just to prove you completely wrong about the bestest dust boys.
The Thousands Sons in 30k being basically the prime example of why the Emperor was always a git in one way or another.
Magnus: "Ugh, you vile Elf- Simp! You cannot escape my ire, and my wrath! I cast: RAISE BLOODSUGAR!"
+Spell failed+
6:27 I can never take this picture of a wizard regarding his orb seriously ever since seeing the version where its a wizard regarding a goblins fat shortstack ass.
Everyone expects the wizard to do weird magical experiments that result in an owlbear, or a chimera, or a gargoyle they can put in their spellbook like a bookmark, or like a hydra made out of crab claws that speaks in riddles, and only in Roper.
Nobody expects the wizard to do weird magical experiments that result in shorter, more stacked goblins with thicker dumpies, or bigger, sweatier half giant, half orc muscle mommies he can climb on, or just some good old fashioned x-ray glasses he can wear while he scrys the nearby town.
It's actually kind of a weird stereotype, when you think about it. The unchained magical prowess of the universe at someone's fingertips, and you think he just wants to make a half owl, half bear to dominate the local ecosystem with no clear goal in mind, instead of indulging in hedonism and making the most exotic and fantastic image taglist a reality. Or conjuring drugs so out of this world that their physical properties aren't defined yet.
… Oh my God, this makes ENTIRELY TOO MUCH SENSE as an explanation for why common depictions of goblins have shifted so much in recent years. It’s canon, and a wizard did it. A very, very thirsty wizard.
No they aren't
Yes they are
@3liq868 nuh uh
Even the best are wrong sometimes. The Sons of Prospero cant be spoken of in the same breath as Khorne, Bretonia, or Space Furries
What i find hilarious in its irony is how the lamest aspect of the Thousand Sons can become one of the most memed and charming traits of one of their unintended successor chapters via making the kleptomania trait a quirk that's opportunistic rather than the "halt a literal war to get the shiny thing" grandstanding the Thousand Sons used to do. The Blood Ravens are loved because they steal things in cheeky ways that don't outright interrupt the battles at hand (oftentimes it assists the battle by taking powerful objects away from the enemy), so they don't pause the plot of whatever is going on.
STEAL THE ENEMY
I'm going to remind you that magnus was one of the primarch during the great crusade open to xenos diplomacy and in the case of Ahriman it was Yvraine she is a powerful character plus it shows how strong actually powerful eldar are
My brother runs this faction, he was so happy when the new system came out, now he’s sad about his dusty boiz be awful again
You are simply objectively wrong. The 15th Legion is beyond doubt the coolest Legion.
They are cool but they get more L's than stormtroopers.
@rafaelglopezroman1110 being a tragic Legion does come with defeats. Many defeats. But they have plenty of lesser known wins.
No other Legion could take a planet with fewer men. Just a few marines of the 15th could bring powers equivalent to battalions of say Iron Warriors or Blood Angels.
@@Kristian.B.Kristiansen yeah they say that but then show us then losing to the Space Furries while outnumbering then with their primarch backing than up. The truth is GW REALLY hates wizards, so they are not gonna let them win.
Either Tzeench will screw them over at the last second, or whoever they are fighting gets Ultramarine plot armor.
@rafaelglopezroman1110 there you are simply wrong. The 6th Legion outnumbered the 15th at Prospero.
Or are you thinking about the latest invasion of Fenris? Heavy Grey Knights and Dark Angels support and Magnus still got the win he wanted.
@@Kristian.B.Kristiansen the win he really wanted was the destruction of the space wolves despite all of his coping. He warped their gene seed, nearly isolated them from the imperium, made deals with Nurgle demons and even Khorne demons to show up and still gets beaten back. Of course he pulls the classic Tzeentch bs of it was my plan to get my ass whooped, cause I get my planet in real space so it can get exterminatus.
I haven't been following Horus Heresy, but the described Thousand Sons behaviour - hoarding knowledge and stealing artefacts - certainly sounds like Blood Ravens.
Which means Magnus the Red gave us Boreale's speech.
So you are saying that the Blood Raven's are son's of Magnus. That is a plus.
I HATE IZZET I HATE SORCERIES I HATE INSTANTS I HATE MAGNUS THE RED "there are surely better ways to announce to people you lost a game of Magic" THOUSAND SONS SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Magnus Looks like a sith from star wars the old republic
Like naga sadow or Marka Ragnos
You fool! I have no brain to comprehend your anger! It's only dust up here!
I'll say this... one of the best post-credit snippets I have seen in a while. Made me laugh.
As a note; The rule mentioned in this video is only for Boarding Patrol.
The main rule for 40K is “Cabal of Sorcerers” which lets you kinda mimic the old psychic phase from 9th.
Thousands sons players when they dont get 2 rubric marines and 50 zangors in a boxset
Ok Space Wolf
I’m a big Thousand Sons fan, and after listening to this (up to the card game reveal which I know nothing about so I’ll take your word on) I think you’re just hating. Their misfortune is a big part of the appeal!
Shout out to Khayon from the Talon of Horus for being a Thousand Son that's just entirely sick of Magnus and Arhiman being arrogant divas and the rest of his legion being mopey whingers.
That time Magnus turned an entire world worth of people into corn, only to end up failing and getting punch in the face by Ragnar Blackmane. 1.5 seconds after begging to come out of the portal.
This man's hatred for sand is almost as strong as this one boi from Tatooine.
You know Pancreas hates your faction when he has good things to say about the Wolves.
Compelling argument.
Counterpoint I cast Twist of Fate
I have custom made a Magnus Commander deck. I get the feeling that if Panc sees me hes going to try and beat me to death. The reason being is that Magnus gives a 1 colorless discount for EVERY creature token you have. I have filled the deck with X-Spells which allow you to pay as much mana as you want for bonus effects. I get the feeling that if I drew 10 cards for 1 Blue mana I could actually watch Pancreas decide to never play MTG again
Saw this video title and immediately understood the real reason that a Poorhammer collab hasn't occurred yet
I like Magnus because of tts. So does my second oldest son. Our first episode we ever saw was the war in heaven, by far the most quotable and funniest episode.
Pancreas: Posts a video once every couple weeks
Me: 😶🌫️
Pancreas: Here's two banger lore vids in three days
"And that all we have time for this session, but I feel we made some real progress vis a vis your feelings towards "Magnus", or as we all know, your father. See you next Thursday."
AH SOMETHING ABOUT FIRST
That was very fast
And like that, all hopes of you being a guest on poor hammer evaporated
Ha for you Tzeench planned for you to have that magic game. For he knew your rage would dictate a video. Plans within plans
The best thing the thousand sons have done is side with Rylanor
Pancreas, they're magic. Do you know who is also magic? The Elves
Also, out of any Traitor Primarch to come back to the Imperium, I think it would be Magnus. Now yes, he fucked up a looooot. But, from what I've seen and read on him, he regrets his actions, which is not something you can say about the rest of the Traitor Primarchs. He would need to do a lot of work to make up for what he has done, but he is the most likely Traitor Primarch to actually try and be better. If not for him, then his sons. Maybe Guilliman can talk to Magnus, and try to bring his brother back? Along the way, Guilliman figures out how to keep Magnus' sons from becoming ash. Who knows, but it's something I'd like to see.
Personally, I'd say the most likely to come back to the imperium is Alpharius, but the most likely to be accepted is Magnus. Excluding the forgotten storyline with Clonegrim.
They have Ahriman, nuff said
MtG is always funny with its balancing. Why yes, this imperial guardsman token does have the same strength and toughness as this cat token, equally lethal folks. An Astartes? The apparent cream of the crop of galactic infantry warfare? a 2/2 that can be taken out by an average green wolf card lmao.
Ya know, and this wasn’t directly fault, but still, all of that that from 5:16 to 6:05 really should have more emphasized as Big E’s fault
He got wrecked on Mission 3.
His weakness is unsettling Brother.
Welp there goes the poorhammer collab
21:00 Ah yes, Magnus the Red/Blue-
Oh he stole my joke… fuck
Ravings of a man who got out played
Give my world eaters I need to know whether or not I should make them or death guard my second army.
The meta in the warp isn't exactly merciful y'know
Guys im starting too feel like he does not like magnus
12:27 The annoying thing about all that is Magnus did everything Leman asked without knowing that Leman requested it and Leman still attacked
The Thoudand Sons will never be the worst, and this is simply due to the Word Bearers existing.
The Word Bearers are honestly a fun group of guys if you read their omnibus. If you like guys who are irredeemably evil, the word bearers are the best faction in 40k. The Warmonger and Marduk are some of my favorite guys out there.
@LouisNall exactly. Also, the entire state of the 40k galaxy is the fault of Erebus.
Guys, I could be wrong, but I don’t think PancreasnoWork likes the Thousand Sons.
Clicking without looking at this channel I though I was going into a Mr Bones video.
Listen man, they’re the little wizard nerd faction. I like em.
Magnus did nothing wrong. He only had the best intentions in mind.
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions." is quite literal in this case.
Nice video. However, unfortunately for you, this was all a part of Tzeentch's master plan. Don't worry it'll definitely 100% maybe perhaps come up again in the future. (it won't)
Read the title, immediately refuting it. K Sons best
I will bet 700 points. The reason this was made is due to a certain elf wizard losing to a certain red cyclops
I'm pretty sure if it wasn't for that little part where the Yinnari reversed the Rubric then people would fully forget the Yinnari exist.
Magnus out magiced you again?
tbh i get hating bretonia, but cmon i kinda love how its just generic knights and everyone suffers. kinda charming and funny
Counter Point: Arhiman being insane and delusional is fucking awesome. I love characters that have deluded themselves into thinking they are great and in the right. *Cough Cough* Negan Comic Version, I don’t like the show *Cough Cough*
I distinctly remember when my buddy played Thousand Sons.
He attempted to deep strike a squad of Terminators behind our like and then my Trajan Valoris decided to show them the error of their existence