SPARE SOME CHANGE?

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  • Опубліковано 11 кві 2020
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    Hobo Living VR is a game that puts the player into the shoes of a homeless person living on a city street block.
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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE  4 роки тому +11904

    Happy Easter to my fellow Catholics, and yes, even the Protestants!!!

  • @mika-tu6ld
    @mika-tu6ld 4 роки тому +3295

    all i can imagine is this 6’3 man just hunching over to eat an invisible burger

  • @andrewcol
    @andrewcol 4 роки тому +8137

    After failing to defeat Matt, Schlatt’s boxing career was cut short forcing him into homelessness where he used his skills to beat millions of passers by to death while the cops ignored it like a bunch of shmucks

    • @crooked5812
      @crooked5812 4 роки тому +19

      you've got 666 like as i'm talking and don't want to ruin that

    • @nothin9030
      @nothin9030 4 роки тому +44

      Find out next episode were schlatt creates a time loop and it goes back to the beginning. schlatts past life as Stalin.

    • @Devin_Haverly
      @Devin_Haverly 4 роки тому +1

      JAKE LAMOTTA!

    • @blackbob1576
      @blackbob1576 4 роки тому +2

      @@crooked5812 that means you have been cursed you need to call the schlatt catholic industries for further instructions

    • @crooked5812
      @crooked5812 4 роки тому +1

      @@blackbob1576 i will do that immediatly thank you

  • @llenny7974
    @llenny7974 4 роки тому +2848

    Richard was so inspired and motivated by that high five, that he went on to establish the multi billion dollar conglomerate known as 'Richie Pantaloons Bank'

    • @hammedburger3712
      @hammedburger3712 3 роки тому

      Why are there no replies

    • @pink13rocks88
      @pink13rocks88 3 роки тому +11

      @@hammedburger3712 Because it is too beautiful to be Replied

  • @tasmaniantortoise
    @tasmaniantortoise 4 роки тому +731

    The thought of schlatt on his knees with a very headset on, begging and saying “spare some change” is so fucking funny

    • @sammyvales
      @sammyvales 4 роки тому +35

      I would recommend the VERY HEADSET. It’s like HEADSET but VERY.

    • @studentarielbeaubrun7080
      @studentarielbeaubrun7080 2 роки тому +2

      Big moment for me. First time I’ve ever been the 666th like. I’m now finally able to embrace my inner satanism. Thank you Zach B for leaving this almost 2 year old accomplishment which aspired me to go about this path 👍

  • @Shady-up5cz
    @Shady-up5cz 4 роки тому +3583

    That moment when you tell the guy on the street you have no change and he pulls out a card reader

    • @jeffloser314
      @jeffloser314 4 роки тому +31

      He, are you assuming women can’t be poor

    • @NA-hi6rj
      @NA-hi6rj 4 роки тому +39

      Jeff loser what?

    • @limerumpus3589
      @limerumpus3589 4 роки тому +58

      @@jeffloser314 Stfu my guy the joke is funnier when you give the subject an identity instead of trying to be openly diverse for everyone.

    • @jeffloser314
      @jeffloser314 4 роки тому +17

      Rei it was literally a joke making fun of that

    • @bradleybruh1783
      @bradleybruh1783 4 роки тому +1

      Your user name is a lie you only have 3k subs

  • @glctcthnkr8059
    @glctcthnkr8059 4 роки тому +4013

    Imagine going into public and yelling, “that man doesn’t have a textured face!” At a random black person

    • @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210
      @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210 4 роки тому +166

      Glctc Thnkr i do this regularly.

    • @homk307
      @homk307 4 роки тому +65

      @@imeantherearethedarktownsy5210 its in the name

    • @stickmananimates1724
      @stickmananimates1724 4 роки тому +55

      this isn’t ordinary behaviour?

    • @TheLampeKing
      @TheLampeKing 4 роки тому +118

      going into public and yelling at a white person "JEEZ TURN THE BRIGHTNESS DOWN ON YER FACE"

    • @syndromesauce5837
      @syndromesauce5837 4 роки тому +48

      Detroit. Cant even have a textured face in detroit

  • @williamoconnell12
    @williamoconnell12 4 роки тому +1204

    When the homeless person looked in the mirror it was a really symbolic moment. It shows that the homeless man sees himself as less than a man, he’s sees himself as worthless, nothing. It’s also reflective as how we, the society around the homeless person see him. We too, are blind to his existence, never thinking about him beyond maybe a passing glance. This game will be talked about for generations. Beautiful. Fucking beautiful.

    • @blu_laza
      @blu_laza 4 роки тому +31

      Wow...

    • @brotheryea7201
      @brotheryea7201 4 роки тому +18

      SpookyScarySkeletons probably just another glitch

    • @canoncorgi
      @canoncorgi 4 роки тому +69

      This is too deep for a schlatt video and it scares me

    • @scootermcglamjammer
      @scootermcglamjammer 4 роки тому +3

      SpookyScarySkeletons Or maybe this is just a shit game

    • @RAT-ROAST
      @RAT-ROAST 4 роки тому +29

      we truly live in a society

  • @ZactivityYT
    @ZactivityYT 4 роки тому +594

    “Now I know what it’s like to be a Misfit.”
    Underrated quote.

  • @runktheruler
    @runktheruler 4 роки тому +2672

    67% of low income families actually can't afford a reflection. It's great to see a game actually portray that.

    • @mattygoodtimes8347
      @mattygoodtimes8347 4 роки тому +12

      FUCK PROTESTENTS

    • @bearman_1826
      @bearman_1826 4 роки тому +34

      67% of low income families are in fact actual vampires. It's great to see a game actually portray that.

    • @an_annoying_cat
      @an_annoying_cat 4 роки тому +15

      Why the fuck do you have a public hentai playlist

    • @sui11106
      @sui11106 4 роки тому +7

      I havent seen myself since 1965

    • @wob3786
      @wob3786 4 роки тому +4

      Markiplier: We were too poor to afford reflections

  • @jaidengarcia980
    @jaidengarcia980 4 роки тому +1310

    “Now I know what it’s like to be a misfit”
    Easily one of the best jokes Schlatts ever told

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 4 роки тому +157

    The dude at 6:51 is just 2014 Jacksepticeye in eyeliner. That’s what that is.

  • @colten8177
    @colten8177 4 роки тому +284

    after coming across this channel in the dark trench of youtube, i was quite amazed to find a man having fun playing as a homeless man in a meaningless virtual reality game. I then went deeper into who this man was and why he enjoyed being a homeless man in virtual reality. I then came to realize he was known as “The PVP God” after searching him up more. I also figured out that he also had a small crypto-currency operation known as “Schlatt Coin”. I was amazed by the person who I had just discovered; I will now watch this man for the rest of my life to figure out the true meaning in life,

    • @pastynick
      @pastynick 3 роки тому +12

      Thank you yung gravy very cool

    • @Tartarsauce.
      @Tartarsauce. 2 роки тому

      ayo do you still watch my main man Schlatt

    • @colten8177
      @colten8177 2 роки тому +2

      @@Tartarsauce. better believe it

    • @Tartarsauce.
      @Tartarsauce. 2 роки тому

      @@colten8177 damn right king

  • @sauce3352
    @sauce3352 4 роки тому +3147

    I love how you can hear the genuine fear in this voice when that women collapses into pieces

  • @jacobsaunders5051
    @jacobsaunders5051 4 роки тому +264

    Takes hallucinogenic pills: “now I know what its like to be a misfit” That joke cured me of corona

  • @DaltonOTD
    @DaltonOTD 3 роки тому +31

    12:00 the last thing I expected to hear was an ost from the Danganronpa 2 soundtrack

  • @Kay-co8pf
    @Kay-co8pf 4 роки тому +2239

    so inpirational to see a former billionaire walk a mile in the 99%'s shoes 😩

  • @sallyvoodraws
    @sallyvoodraws 4 роки тому +3170

    Schlatt in 3 hours on the community tab “Thinking about homes”

  • @abramw4378
    @abramw4378 4 роки тому +39

    “...you may not be able to sleep without the aid of drugs or alcohol”
    That one hit a little close to home.

  • @roundhousetrainspotting
    @roundhousetrainspotting 4 роки тому +57

    "Everybody walks like they do real estate."

  • @bigmicbeatbox6432
    @bigmicbeatbox6432 4 роки тому +390

    "Everybody walks like they do real estate" is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard

    • @aida8786
      @aida8786 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly yes

  • @totallynottrash4778
    @totallynottrash4778 4 роки тому +520

    schlatt tomorrow: thinking about homelessness

  • @mnkybrainz
    @mnkybrainz 4 роки тому +61

    12:00 I heard that danganronpa music you fool. You cannot fool me.

  • @feya1621
    @feya1621 4 роки тому +44

    WHEN YOU MURDERED THE INNOCENT WOMAN AFTER GROPING HER I STARTED WHEEZING I CANT BREATHE PLEASE

  • @andrewTVF
    @andrewTVF 4 роки тому +924

    Schlatt, it's okay. We realize since the divorce and the death of Stalin, you haven't been the same. This VR obsession is unhealthy and will stop you from seeing your kids. Do what's right. We're here for you.

  • @NaClO
    @NaClO 4 роки тому +1970

    About 6 months ago, I attempted suicide. I've never been the type to be like "you saved me" and all that bullshit but genuinely schlatt from the bottom of my heart, thank you. You were always the one person who could make me smile and laugh. Im so glad to be alive now. Thank you

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  4 роки тому +1262

      We’re rooting for you man

    • @j_lklap468
      @j_lklap468 4 роки тому +158

      Stay strong bro 👑

    • @Gachimon2000
      @Gachimon2000 4 роки тому +95

      Proud of you man. Turn up

    • @Bateman_Shorts
      @Bateman_Shorts 4 роки тому +25

      Good touching exciting

    • @miamcintosh4228
      @miamcintosh4228 4 роки тому +57

      we’re proud of you king,, keep your head up your crown is falling👑

  • @tenslice979
    @tenslice979 4 роки тому +26

    This homeless man is literally scp-049, a single touch and they p e r i s h

    • @skyriver9525
      @skyriver9525 3 роки тому

      One year ago, a fellow SCP fan commented. I have found one of my people.

  • @olivertapia699
    @olivertapia699 4 роки тому +41

    “Thinking about the brick”

  • @antsinmyeyes9547
    @antsinmyeyes9547 4 роки тому +681

    He’s gonna post on his community tab later “thinking about drugs and alcohol rn”

    • @blackbob1576
      @blackbob1576 4 роки тому +24

      "thinkin about my weed farm i have been running for the past 10 years"

    • @randomcactus1383
      @randomcactus1383 4 роки тому +18

      Thinking about Richie Pantaloons

    • @tired247
      @tired247 4 роки тому +1

      no he's thinking about money

  • @schlim6763
    @schlim6763 4 роки тому +182

    He's so strong he can kill people with one touch and he can't see himself in a mirror
    If my knowledge isn't wrong, then I think we got a vampire on our hands

  • @CamoSquid
    @CamoSquid 4 роки тому +29

    I feel like jschlatt can make any game and situation funnier, without trying

  • @xxCupcake
    @xxCupcake 4 роки тому +111

    12:00 is that bloody danganronpa 2 music in the background?

  • @dxm7537
    @dxm7537 4 роки тому +183

    “hobo living” schlatt didn’t need a game to experience this
    this is how he lives everyday.

  • @weirdassbird
    @weirdassbird 4 роки тому +277

    Little did we know this was actually just a vlog and there's no vr

  • @dippy2k839
    @dippy2k839 4 роки тому +62

    “Everyone walks like they do real estate” is there a walk like you do real estate
    And why does all of his VR videos end up smoking on something?

  • @charles_2444
    @charles_2444 3 роки тому +9

    6:06 being black in america

  • @qtip7697
    @qtip7697 4 роки тому +99

    “Spare some schlattcoin?”

  • @ThatOneSpud
    @ThatOneSpud 4 роки тому +135

    Schlatt tomorrow "thinking about elastiman"

  • @kikadra6782
    @kikadra6782 4 роки тому +14

    Schlatt’s preparing for the future when he fails to pay his ninety thousand dollar debt.

  • @joetarwater8215
    @joetarwater8215 4 роки тому +62

    "now i know what its like to be a misfit" not yet ya still gotta do your friends girlfriend behind his back

  • @JareBerries
    @JareBerries 4 роки тому +102

    "thinking about that hamburger" will be the next community post

  • @yeh2103
    @yeh2103 4 роки тому +87

    “I’m thinking about sleeping”
    *schlatt’s community feed* : yo write that down

  • @Therealdrsunshine
    @Therealdrsunshine 3 роки тому +5

    Okay, that cave sound when he looked in the mirror (9:35) I lost it 😂

  • @dust2g0d9
    @dust2g0d9 4 роки тому +12

    "If this game is any indication of his future prospects, soon he might be able to play it in real life". Hardest diss of 2020

  • @itsjoesantos9553
    @itsjoesantos9553 4 роки тому +163

    Love all the Persona and Danganronpa music the editor puts in.

    • @King_K_Kralex
      @King_K_Kralex 4 роки тому +26

      It'sJoeSantos They even put Return to Dreamland, poggers to this guy. He has taste

    • @andrewramlall3560
      @andrewramlall3560 4 роки тому +4

      @@King_K_Kralex Definitely. That was fun

    • @izzy-oh1lz
      @izzy-oh1lz 4 роки тому +9

      Condi is the editor and he does a lot of anime shit :)

    • @fackingcant6528
      @fackingcant6528 4 роки тому +3

      Earthbound and mario & luigi music too

  • @artinez2356
    @artinez2356 4 роки тому +44

    Jschlatt uploading more often makes me so happy

  • @thesavagecabbage6731
    @thesavagecabbage6731 4 роки тому +4

    There is nothing more dangerous than a man with nothing to lose

  • @reunamohr7257
    @reunamohr7257 4 роки тому +3

    The music that starts around 10:50 is the boss battle theme from kirby's return to dreamland if anyone was wondering.

  • @dil3mma852
    @dil3mma852 4 роки тому +90

    the danganronpa music....why does it follow me wherever I go 12:02

    • @notlikeothertrinas
      @notlikeothertrinas 4 роки тому +21

      I fucking knew I recognized that. Thank you now I know Jschlatt is a Komaeda kinnie

    • @plasmaeagle5701
      @plasmaeagle5701 4 роки тому +10

      And the persona music right before too. Double whammy of two of my favorite games

    • @splendidsimp
      @splendidsimp 4 роки тому +7

      @@notlikeothertrinas I feel like jschlatt is more of a kokichi kinnie honestly

    • @notlikeothertrinas
      @notlikeothertrinas 4 роки тому +4

      JustARock ur 100% right, now he just needs to kinfirm

    • @Luka-hh9zo
      @Luka-hh9zo 4 роки тому +2

      I heard it and said w h y

  • @acx2933
    @acx2933 4 роки тому +32

    schlatt constantly screaming at people passing by: another man devastated by not seeing people for a month

  • @glonk5877
    @glonk5877 4 роки тому +10

    1:36 Jack Frost when he realized no one believed in him.

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 3 роки тому +1

      QUALITY REFERENCE OH MY GOSH IM LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @gojira6759
    @gojira6759 4 роки тому +7

    if anyone wants to know this music from 1:38 - 2:22 it's the halo jump theme from Godzilla (2014)

  • @doughnut8258
    @doughnut8258 4 роки тому +26

    Jschlatt later: "thinking about brick"

  • @apple3217
    @apple3217 4 роки тому +102

    Jschlatt: sees black person
    Jschlatt: AAAHHHHH!

    • @blirpoblarpo
      @blirpoblarpo 4 роки тому +1

      you are using this meme in a really weird way

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 4 роки тому +1

      "That man does not have a textured face"

  • @sammysalmon6923
    @sammysalmon6923 4 роки тому +11

    Thank you for supplying us with so much quality content to entertain us during quarantine, for some reason I have been way more sad than usual for the past few weeks and I turn to your videos to feel better, thank you again for being hilarious gayschlatt

  • @RGBY-tv4hg
    @RGBY-tv4hg 4 роки тому +29

    Hobo: "Do you have some spare change?"
    Me: "No u"
    Hobo: *Hands over change*

  • @Floppzy
    @Floppzy 4 роки тому +27

    9:37 actually made me feel sick. Its terrifying.

  • @rotparam
    @rotparam 4 роки тому +7

    I highly appreciate the Animal Crossing - 5PM Theme implemented in this video. Thank you, Schlatt.

  • @tobidehhuman8163
    @tobidehhuman8163 3 роки тому +2

    5:14 that scream when he accidentally kills somebody is just amazing

  • @godlyvex5543
    @godlyvex5543 4 роки тому +20

    12:00 I was not aware you partook in such games, schlatt.

  • @_sandrz
    @_sandrz 4 роки тому +87

    Schlatt tomorrow: "thinking about becoming a hobo"

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 роки тому +1

    I love how Schlatt always descends into chaos by the end of the video

  • @superskittlegaming7689
    @superskittlegaming7689 4 роки тому +5

    Schlatt taking drugs and saying "Now I know what its like to be a Misfit" saved 2020

  • @NotFrogBox
    @NotFrogBox 4 роки тому +15

    Schlatt's the kind of guy to got on a date with a girl and come home with Stalin

  • @grumpletybooeg3338
    @grumpletybooeg3338 4 роки тому +61

    Schlatt's drawing at the beginning is almost accurate - if it were him, instead of a wife it would be Matt

  • @filippomeozzi4079
    @filippomeozzi4079 4 роки тому +3

    YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH ANXIETY THE 2001 MUSIC GAVE ME. HOLY SHIT

  • @sarahharman9879
    @sarahharman9879 4 роки тому +8

    "thinking about eating the poo" next community post

  • @grandino3053
    @grandino3053 4 роки тому +10

    8:34 "now I know what it's like to be a misfit"
    Best joke in the video

    • @blueso5351
      @blueso5351 4 роки тому

      Tyler Guardino QUIERES???

  • @MinecraftManager
    @MinecraftManager 4 роки тому +15

    this is him training for when he loses even more money.

  • @birdie6359
    @birdie6359 4 роки тому +3

    it's so great to see Schlatt making good use of his time in quarantine by _literally_ playing a game about being on the verge of death

  • @Alleywolf-nk1wi
    @Alleywolf-nk1wi 2 роки тому +4

    Top 10 videos Schlatt would never expect to age poorly.

    • @augwa5645
      @augwa5645 2 роки тому

      lmaoooo i was looking for this comment

    • @lxions
      @lxions 2 роки тому

      what?

  • @bobbyambrosino4836
    @bobbyambrosino4836 4 роки тому +4

    thinking about change

  • @gertrude9_11
    @gertrude9_11 4 роки тому +36

    they don’t call him Jmoney for nothin'

  • @Tartarsauce.
    @Tartarsauce. 2 роки тому +1

    Schlatt looking in the mirror and seeing nothing, resulting in him having a panic attack and overdosing on antidepressants and crack pills is the funniest thing ive seen all day.

  • @BCheeta
    @BCheeta 4 роки тому +6

    I heard travis’ outro music in the background and thought that the video was already over

  • @yakul4410
    @yakul4410 4 роки тому +42

    Dang, what's this Half Life Alyx mod. Looks epic.

  • @user-lq3tt8gp6j
    @user-lq3tt8gp6j 4 роки тому +8

    You can have all my change business man

  • @AuroraIceFlame
    @AuroraIceFlame 4 роки тому +1

    i love how shlatt just finds and gravitates towards the nicotine in every vr game no matter what

  • @gingermuffin4292
    @gingermuffin4292 3 роки тому +2

    "Now I know what it's like to be a misfit." I died at this.

  • @scottk168
    @scottk168 4 роки тому +7

    2:23 you just summed up my life.

  • @feuillederable1606
    @feuillederable1606 4 роки тому +22

    6:45 You know, I’m starting to think Schlatt actually has a nicotine addiction

    • @atomiclight8574
      @atomiclight8574 4 роки тому +1

      I mean, have you seen the misfits podcasts

  • @kellenl920
    @kellenl920 4 роки тому +1

    the music changing throughout this gave me whiplash

  • @Bunnyyraabbit
    @Bunnyyraabbit 13 днів тому +2

    Just came from Ted’s new VR video. I knew the hobo game looked familiar. 😂

  • @krynyxx
    @krynyxx 4 роки тому +3

    Yes, I've been waiting for Shclatt's playthough of Hobo living VR for so long now

  • @PlayGlow
    @PlayGlow 4 роки тому +17

    1:43 - 2:16 i hope this is the closest I ever get to hell

    • @Jforce1212
      @Jforce1212 4 роки тому

      What is the music called that he uses there?

    • @Grant_Michael_Layman
      @Grant_Michael_Layman 4 роки тому

      I would also like to know the music

    • @Jforce1212
      @Jforce1212 4 роки тому

      @@Grant_Michael_Layman I found it: Young and in the way - That is not dead which can eternal lie

  • @urban5072
    @urban5072 3 роки тому +1

    grown man has multiple mental breakdowns in broken VR hobo simulator

  • @thilostarke8266
    @thilostarke8266 3 роки тому +1

    2:14 his head just snaps down and meets the gaze of schlatt ...
    A boss health meter appears...

  • @proquated
    @proquated 12 днів тому +4

    here bc ted just played it lol

  • @duck8316
    @duck8316 4 роки тому +7

    Schlatt reminds me of my grandma, he has a Christmas tree up year round and makes excuses to keep it up even though everybody knows she is to lazy to take it down, he is super catholic and republican and randomly talks about business.

  • @aurora-fr7rt
    @aurora-fr7rt 4 роки тому +1

    the misfits jab killed me

  • @dazedgalaxy6792
    @dazedgalaxy6792 4 роки тому +1

    I love that schlatt has a panic attack in every new video now

  • @42osam82
    @42osam82 4 роки тому +3

    Schlatt on the community tab later "Thinking about bricks".

  • @bessie5002
    @bessie5002 4 роки тому +6

    on Easter weekend we must celebrate everyone and bring peace to the world as God would have wanted
    🙏
    Jebediah Schlatt: begins a smoking addiction, kills multiple people and gets arrested

  • @hunter-tho2285
    @hunter-tho2285 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for coming out with content while we’re all stuck inside, helps a lot!

  • @limbonlegs1662
    @limbonlegs1662 3 роки тому +2

    5:03 just bookmarking this for myself

  • @2Pii
    @2Pii 4 роки тому +6

    your content has had a consistently strong 2001: a space odyssey influence and I'm living for it

  • @themagicalgarden
    @themagicalgarden 4 роки тому +44

    Why is Schlatt doing a homeless VR experience when he is already homeless?

  • @cjisyourdad461
    @cjisyourdad461 4 роки тому +1

    this humor is too advanced for me

  • @conorm1023
    @conorm1023 4 роки тому +1

    The only good thing to come out of quarantine is the jschlatt upload schedule

  • @xXsabXx2027
    @xXsabXx2027 4 роки тому +12

    10:43 can someone PLEASE tell me where this song is from i swear i knew it at some point i just can’t freakin remember and it’s giving me vague childish anxiety

    • @alex-sz3mg
      @alex-sz3mg 4 роки тому +3

      canned cheese ua-cam.com/video/01AOQZLbcrY/v-deo.html

    • @peterharmon4438
      @peterharmon4438 4 роки тому +3

      I swear it’s from Kirbys return to dreamland from the wii. I played that like 8 year ago or something

    • @xXsabXx2027
      @xXsabXx2027 4 роки тому

      y’all thank you so much lmao

    • @zacarythurgood9920
      @zacarythurgood9920 3 роки тому

      What’s the song at 1:53?