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- Опубліковано 12 чер 2020
- Schlatt and Quackity learn sign language
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Hand Simulator is a game in which you control your own hands (You do not need a VR helmet, you just need a keyboard and mouse). There are many different levels where you can play with spinners, plunge into the subtleties of handling weapons, milk a cow, take part in a Mexican duel with your friends, have a good time fishing, play chess or simply chat in an anonymous club. Hand Simulator is a game where everyone finds entertainment for their tastes. - Ігри
I TOLD YOU NOT TO GOOGLE IT.
Ok Schlatt
Dont tell me how to live my life
I love horses
Next time do feet simulator
Uh oh
It’s horse sex. I made the mistake of going to images. Don’t google it.
Yeah the first thing I did was look at the images...
caff if daddy shlatt tells us not to do something, we do it. Rebel
its not just horse sex. it's a horse literally fucking a guy to death
'Horse sex' makes this sound a lot more tame than it actually is.
Hmmm pizza rly? I haven’t looked it up and I kinda don’t wanna but I’m in suspense and want to
Imagine if this video was the only proof humans existed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shut up
We'd be doomed
I've seen this comment on every stupid ass Schlatts vid
Or that the wikipedia page for Mr. Hands was the only proof we existed.
Quackity's voice is perfect for a cartoon character lmao
no commentz?
True
Don’t google it.
Really
ok
I regret everything
gogle what
oh i knew what it was before he said it haha enumclaw man
Dissmo i googled it but didn't go in depth can you explain what it is
@@LaMarkBall story of a man who died by doing what he loved
As a guy whose grandfather had Parkinson's, even he could load a gun better
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Austin Kabureck bro that would be insane! A zombie with Parkinson's playing Hand Simulator
@@jaxone2639 oh no dude I'm sorry 😭😭
Ok luckily it says had so he is all better now
@@jaxone2639 LMAOOOO
When quackity was called I just went “oh we’re in for a ride.”
Lmao
Alternate title: *Schlatt makes fun of disabled people for 18 minutes*
Lol, underrated comment
I’m the 420th like just though I’d mention that anyway
@@mad_0897 deres a lot more comments now
*makes sense*
Dont google mr hands
I can’t even begin to imagine the day Schlatt gets diagnosed with Parkinsons and Lung cancer
And black lung
@@Skippercarlos5 Know whats funny? TheBigGeuce's channel points are called black lung.
@@Illusory_Deluge How to get Black Lung Points
You don't have to, he already has!
Dyin Bryan
So H is Jesus H Christ stands for Hands. Holy Hands.
hole-y hands
horny hands
h
what’s ur snap
Holy Horse Hands
16:14 quackity died like how handsome squidward falls
“I’m going full collision, They’re gonna call me Paul Walker after this.”
*jesus schlatt*
Schlatt: Don’t look up “Mr Hands”
Me: You are just asking me to look it up
Wish I hadn’t
@@quekscoop5601 what was it so I don't have to scar myself
It’s a horse having fun
@@liquidtvafternoons5315 A man had sex with a horse, he was the receiver, and died from internal injuries caused by said sex with a horse. He went by the alias "Mr. Hands"
@@wendingus9861 i think i read abt that somewhere in reddit
Schlatt’s community post tomorrow: Thinking about one man and one horse.
Bruh I looked it up and immediately wished I hadnt
Thinking bout Parkinson's funny
Thinking about the stallion
Twin I was thinking the same
ah, no Stop
“-stan” literally just means country
i didn’t know dream stan was a country
Yep. Like Tajikistan, land of the Tajiks, and so forth
it means “land of [blank]”. land of turkmen, for example.
@@feathered3942 it's in shambles.. we don't speak of it anymore
schlatt’s schedule used to align to when i’d get pissed with my family so when i’d go to sleep, there’d be a new video. i remember them being insanely funny. and now i’m sober...... it’s insanely weird
Quackity & schlatt oddly make a good team
vacuum
STAN QUEEN SLAY THEY MAKE SUCH A GOOD TEAM 🥺😩😩😞🥺😞😣😞😩😣🥺🥺
@@cooming you have used an uncomfortable amount of emojis
IKR
More like couple 🥴
Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about my Parkinson’s” but he types it out really badly
“thinksibg aboagt patkijsons”
Thinkeonh sabot dm6 la tl7bso ws
I wouldn't be surprised, but he probably won't since you said it.
Alternative: "Thinking about Mr.Hands"
*girl with tourette syndrome pushes jenga blocks over*
Schlatt: "Why would you do that?"
Me, a person with tourette syndrome: 👁️👄👁️
Why would she do that?
Why would she do that?
Why would she do that?
Why would she do that?
Why would she do that?
ok but i love quackity and schlatt together, probably why they are president.
definitely didn't age well
@@user-tn5pw2id6zyou gotta catch up on the dream SMP bro
Aged like fine wine.
....well
@@Chip_Is_A_Gamer WAIT A MINUTE-
Schlatt tomorrow: *Thinking about using my hands to think about using my hands*
I can definitely envision that
Thinking about Mr. Hands
Thinking about using my hands to type about using my hands after i've used my hands.
thinking about jenga
No
Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about shakey Dave”
Queefy Jeans Well, this WASNT correct.
Dyin brian
"They gonna call me Paul Walker after this"
now I know why you don't stream on Twitch anymore
schlatt: want to hear me play the flute
schlatt: *plays recorder*
whos going to tell him he was putting the magazine in backwards the entire time
I would, except that he wasn't for most of (if not all of) the time....
yeah no he was putting it the right way in.
Schlatt tomorrow : “thinking about Michael J Fox”
"Thinking about Parkinson's funny"
"Tjilung avpout parkinsons funny"
Thinking about time travel
"The rash is spreading"
“Thinking about horses”
15:01 I need to know what Jschlatts face looks like when he makes *that* laugh
He laughs and pogs simultaneously in his Barbie video
Well now you know
Dude I'm surprised how many people looked up Mr. Hands/who have never heard of/seen it
Subbed because owo cute pfp and name uwu ouo uwu
@@robertlucas1435 what
@@floop6853 yes
wait, even after playing a lot of Minecraft, *schlatt hasn't turned off sticky keys?*
you dont usually spam shift in minecraft though?
Avery Spellman to crouch fast you do
Jackson Sullivan The classic sign of peace
Avery Spellman you clearly have not had sex in minecraft
@@tico7331 NO
Schlatt: this game is going to cure my Parkinson’s
*10 seconds late*
Schlatt: is this Parkinson simulator?
Schlatt: There gonna call me Mr.Hands- wait don’t google that
Everyone: *googles Mr.Hands*
Me: doesn't Google it
*I know what it means tho ugh*
@@grooglyboogly I kno right the story is horrible
Ok but how the hell did the story even happen, how did a man get forced into fucking a horse?
@@egghead4590 okay WHAT
@@egghead4590 I just want to know. Did he want this to happen? Did the horse simply get a hold of him? The world may never know.
One of these days my mom is going to walk in on my watching these and ask herself, “What the fuck went wrong?”
Schlatt tomorrow: “thinking about horse sex”
“Head on collision, baby, they gonna call me paul walker”💀💀
the fact that you used the skull emojis really adds to it
Man, techno boots hit harder now
this is the most aggressive game of patty cakes i’ve seen
i just googled it, he died from screwing a horse. RIP Kenneth Pinyan
Please delete this now
He did not die from screwing a horse he died from the horse screwing him in the butt
ok plez giv me blec
Mr.hands is the horse not the guy
@Your local Trash panda Mr.Hands refers to Pinyan. I’m pretty sure the horse was named Big Dick by the guys
Hey Schlatt, this made me laugh harder than i have in a while. really means a lot to me when i can have moments like that so thank you for giving out such amazing content that allows me to do that. it means the world to me, thanks :)
Head up king 💪
@@jschlattLIVE :)
*clenches chest * yo this bro who just made jokes about having Parkinson’s for several minutes- why is he so wholesome?
Head up king 💪
jschlattLIVE DONT SEARCH THE BRAZILIAN CANCER MASCOT
Schlatt: "I'm not gay"
Also Schlatt: **calls guy on discord whose wearing a gay hat**
its gap smh
it says gap bruhhh
ohhh nooo someones interacting with a gay person!!!! oh how dare they ohhh nooooooooooo /j
His name is quackity, his hat says GAP, and even if he was calling someone who was gay, doesnt make him gay
IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY FOCKIN LIFE 💀
ME TOO I WAS CRYING
ikr
You'll laugh harder if you check out Random Typek
"They're gonna call me Mr. Hands" wiki page: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN-
I swear there’s a character in Cyberpunk 2077 called Mr. Hands
Along with all of his other names such as build boy
cade stekly and steel toe
This game scared Schlatt faster than Five Nights at Freddy's
*than
Hugo Stonewall shut
Obama Cooking, Obama what are you cooking?
Hits different after the podcast
schlatt and quackity are a solid duo honestly
Schlatt on the community tab later: " thinking about shaky Dave"
Shlatt: im gonna play flute
Also Shlatt: plays recorder*
it’s so funny when people call recorders flutes because i am a flute player and honestly it doesn’t sound much better
@@Todomo what's the difference lol
Here they're just traversing flute and beaked flute
@@torao9013 a recorder is played vertical like a clarinet, honestly it would be more accurate to call the thing like a piccolo clarinet. flute is held up and blown horizontally over the hole
@@Todomo oooh yeah so it's like the ones I mentioned , we just have different names lol
Though a «recorder» is still a kind of flute innit?
@@torao9013 Same family but not the same instrument
I want to see someone playing this game with the dexterity of a real-life human
Schlatt on the community page tomorrow: *thinking about visiting Enumclaw*
Schlatt: “I’m not gonna make fun of Parkinson’s”
Schlatt 2 seconds later: *makes fun of Tourette’s and Parkinson’s*
This comment will probably get lost but I just wanted to thank you schlatt. Today has been an overall shit day. The old demons I’m usually able to control weighed me down a lot. A general sense of crippling loneliness just followed me around with everything I did. I’ve watched this video twice now. Both times it’s brought a huge smile to my face and made me laugh out loud. It honestly brightened my day so much. Thank you for just being you schlatt for just being you. You’re a great guy and I love your content. Im sure I’m not the only one to feel this way. Keep it up.
u got a heart from schlatt :0 legend
Hope you fell better, and know you’re not alone.
@@liv8095 nows not the time for a comment like this, hes going through a hard time, wish him well and don't talk about Schlatt liking his comment next time
hey man i hope things get better for you, feeling like that is not fun in the slightest. Just know that your never alone 💜
Awesomefacecraft thank you!
jschlatt: typing a gift message
quackity: **moans**
0:58 Technoblade really does never die
"Head on collision baby, they're gonna call me Paul Walker"
Jesus Christ, Schlatt lmao.
*See you again plays in the distance*
I was doin my best not to laugh while said “you can’t say that schlatt, he’s too famous. Every car guy is gonna come for u”
@@beastwillams750 I mean didn’t he die because he was drunk driving? If so, he kinda did that to himself...
@@eefmoment nah someone else was driving him
@@beastwillams750 the driver was speeding
Google employee: huh a lot of searches for mr.hands recently maybe I should look it up too
help
Lil Nas X wasn’t lying when he said he got the horses in the back😳😳😳
Yaseen Muhbals NO-
i wanna go back in time just to watch these videos for the first time
2:02 “i don’t want it with my right hand, I’m a lefty” ohhhh that makes so much sense now
"don't look up Mr hands"
Me: _goes incognito and looks up "Mr hands"_
What is it? I'm scared to look it up
Horse sex with one human
pretty epic!!
@@night_sin a man having sex with a horse and then dying
I’m traumatised
They won’t call him Mr Hands but they should call him Jschands.
😆
no
Schlingers
Jchlands?
They call him Paul walker
Jshlong is the only youtuber to actually make me laugh out loud to this day
Shclatt and quackety is the greatest crossover this world has ever seen
Schlatt tomorrow: "thinking about the Enumclaw horse sex case"
Jschlatt in the community tab “Thinking about horses”
My brudda
Barack Obama Lotta balls coming to a Jschlatt video
Damn
Thank you, former President Barack Obama.
We all here aren’t we
Thanks Shlatt. I now live in fear from horses. And Enumclaw.
6:15 i love this
Schlatt tomorrow: Wish I had 2 hands.
Atomic 101 lol
I hate what I searched up
Why is it that whenever schlatt says hello now, he sounds like phone guy
CEO of gravel He is phone guy.
U mean from Five Nights at Freddys
Well, you know what they call him
I see you are an Unus.
@@Eat_Lead yes hello fellow unus
I love how he said “why would you do that??” To the tourettes jenga video and calls hims self out by zooming into the title
Schlatt: "I'm not fuckin around"
UA-cam: *gives me an add for comedy central*
Me: *ded*
Middle eastern countries end in "stan" because stan meant "Land" in Persian.
So like pakistan for example means pakiland?
@@creeper1087 except nowadays that would be offensive due to common slurs
land loona
So they like kpop or something?
Afganiland
New title: *Jschatt making fun of Parkinson’s for 18 minutes*
i love how quackity tries to be intimidating in the part where he has all the bullets but its squandered by his pitiful grasp upon the english language.
14:59
ITS LOOKS LIKE WHEN HANDSOME SQUIDWARD WAS JUST FLAILING AROUND
Schlage: “Parkinsons funny”
Ah, I see we’re shaking things up a bit
Schlage
Schlage
Schlage
Schlage
Schlage
I love how to can clearly see at 11:19 that his name is "big guy" and his pfp is one of the girls from Sakura Beach
Me trying to insert a tampon 2:12
16:14 something about the way they die that
reminds me of gorgeous squidward
"Stan" means "place of stay" in Indo-European protolanguage, that's why many middle-eurasian countries end with "stan".
thanks
SHAKEY JONES IS BACK BOYS AND THE BEST PART IS, I DON'T THINK HE EVER LEFT
Are we just going to ignore that schlatt has an anime profile picture?
What?
He doesnt tho?
@@js0219 in game lol
I'm so surprised that It's a woman
6:22 eng sub: [Music] [Applause]
“Maybe we just start as a milkmaid”
* Tete *
“Never mind”
"why is royalty free christmas music playing?" first of all, its TCHAIKOVSKY
PFFFTTTTT
the calm and innocent nintendogs music at the end really wraps the whole piece together
Schlatt: don’t google me hands Me: *opens incognito tab*
Schlatt: “Don’t look up Mr Hands”
Me: *imediately looks up Mr Hands*
• Gøthįçćč • the flashbacks...
Wow haha bro that's so funny because you did what he said not to do haha bro that's funny bro because you're a rebel lol bro haha
Balend Hamilton uhhhh
Same bro
What did it cost?
Schlatt’s community post tomorrow: “Thinking about living a quiet life”
Jojo reference?
kira type beat
My name is Jschlatt, I’m 20 years old, I’m gay.
@@Awesomefacecraft im a gay furry > im gay
“They call me Yoshikage Kira, yknow why? because in 1999 i BRUTALLY MURDERED OVER 40 WOMEN AND TOOK THEIR HANDS ON DATES.”
0:49 I thought he was gonna say “ohhh, we can be Abby from tlou
0:20 IT'S A CONDITION SCHLATT!!!!
Is this the Big Hot Men Simulator?
God I wish
jschlattLIVE Available in VR today
If that is a real game, play it.
jschlattLIVE if it was how many Big Hot Steamy Men would be there?
@@jschlattLIVE Schlatt I'm sure you'll find your 10 big hot men one day
like all of schlatt's jokes, i don't know if the jokes about parkinsons are just a bit or actually a real problem he has
Minesux It’s incredibly unlikely that Parkinson’s would be diagnosable before age 50. Only around 4% of all people with it are that young. So Schlatt, being in his 20s definitely does not have it, or if he does it probably isn’t at all noticeable.
That's the genius of schlatts jokes
Jay Young it’s impressive that he keeps up with his bits so well that we can’t tell if it’s actually a bit to begin with
So my last name is hand and my dad used to teach lessons. He was known as Mr Hand
Shit
*oh no*
Quackity and Schlatt make an ELITE TEAM, if you try to prove me wrong, I'm going blind and deaf 👩🦯
schlatt tomorrow: *thinking about mr. hands*
Winner
Gg
The prophecy has been fulfilled
Wow
_ding ding ding ding ding_
What do we have for him Johnny!
16:14 it looks like the handsome squid ward falling scene
BAHAHAHA THAT PART MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD-
Schlatt laughing at parkinsins and tourettes is the best thing ever
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in months
Schlatt finally went on a date with the man of his dreams.
Schlatt didn't even need to play this game, it's already his everyday life dealing with Parkinson's.
Quackity & shlatt are like the best duo
8:09 the screaming mixed with the limited facial expressions