Dumb Things Every Guitarist Has Done
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I haven't done any of these because I don't own a guitar 😎
Yep, all of them except the battery one...
Every damned one. Most of them multiple times.
Yes. Every single one. The promo code could have been #15. An example of musician math.
I have done every single one of these
No matter how many times you've broken a string, it ALWAYS scares the shit out of you.
It somehow hit me under my wrist and now I have a permanent orthogonal scar since teenagehood which makes it look like i tried self-harm. Nobody ever commented on it though
@@Prodigy4132 damn now my fear of tuning strings grew even bigger
Man, when you put new strings on bass and start tuning...that haunting feeling of turning into scarface at any moment. 😨
@@SamyGBmusic I just remember feeling like I won a game of Russian roulette when my first bass string broke 🤣
No many how many times I've changed a guitar string, I always wonder if I somehow screwed this up and am about to receive a steel whipping
You forgot “forgetting to turn the volume down on the amp and giving yourself a heart attack”
🤣
Usually the feedback from plugging it in or the strings still resonating when plugged in tells me it's too loud
@@justcama yeah that’s what I’m talking about. Either the initial fuzz or the click is loud as shiz or maybe you hit a string a little bit and it’s whining as you lean over.
Only seems to happen when you want to play quietly as well
@@upd0g1 so true, haha 😄
ahhh i thought i was the only one 😢
we need our ears
Everybody thinks they're tough until they get stabbed by a guitar string.
A B-string snapped on me and cut open the back of my hand, and I still wince when tuning the unwound strings.
Bass player here and once a fucking e string stabbed my arm, i still got the scar and hope it will never happen again
happened to me today, I bled, my daughter put a Frozen bandaid on it, problem solved
Had one on my headstock slap me on the eye when I was tuning up new strings. I wasnt very tuff after that. Got a nice scratch on my cornea from it. 😬
@@Ntmoffi some people use glasses just to chsnge strings. After all we just have one pair of eyes.
#2 😂
My husband did that and swallowed it. Had to have surgery to get it taken out and we have it in a frame sitting on our piano. It’s labeled “most expensive guitar pick.” LOL.
🤣
No way lmaooo. What a way to go out that would've been.
What a beautiful story., I swear a tear came out of my eye. 😂
It had a journey inside his body
O_0 its been almost 2 deckades and i never got surgery... where tf did it go?!? Maybe switch him to a thinner pic diet.
You forgot the one where you literally lose the pick you just placed in front of you and keep searching in circles like a dog.
WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING
I lick my picks and stick them on my pick guard and will literally look for it all day 😂
@@LeskoBrandon2x I straight up just started carrying 3 inside my wallet for emergencies and I won't be surprised if they're all gone
After every practice the picks need to be picked up. And I still don't know how my pick ends up inside about every acoustic I play.
That's the worst
Personally, I like to throw my picks at the ceiling fan while it’s spinning. It’s a game called, ‘Let’s see how fast I lose my pick’
If you want an even faster game of “lose my pick” just set it down and look away for a second.
@@holylettuce4730 I literally do that so much that I went from using picks only to mostly fingerstyle
I did that today I set down my pick to look at my phone and then I got up and started looking for it, only to go back on my phone and just I just picked it up while looking at my phone, subconsciously knowing where it was
@@holylettuce4730 I do this on my bed and my picks always blend in with my blanket, it’s getting out of hand now🤣💜
@@boera420 lmaoo
A stupid thing I still do to this day, 10 years playing, is absent mindedly tune the wrong tuning key and wonder, for a brief second of idiocy, why the sound isn't changing.
At least once a month 🙄
@Ballistic Gamer You going acoustic or electric first? I went acoustic, as it builds up your finger strength better. Going from electric to acoustic is harder than acoustic to electric they say.
@Ballistic Gamer Pretty sweet, you learning music theory or just winging it? I never learned music theory, I feel it and see it from my years of playing, but I would recommend getting into it pretty soon. I regret the rebel mentality I had to learning guitar and bass, I am sure I have a few bad habits and techniques that are more difficult than necessary. Considering my first guitar was stolen from a pawn shop, I didn't really have the money to get lessons.
Or you tune the right string on a floyd rose lock trem and forget to loosen the nut lock bar tht runs across the strings and sit there like why the fuck is the sound not changing???
@@RoosterFloyd definitely learn the theory early. I did the same from 13-25 then from 26 to my now age 33 started learning theory wish I would have as a teen. Best advice is learn the major scale inside and out and the formula for it (W-W-H-W-W-W-H) with that knowledge and knowing the order of the seven modes you can create any scale in your head without being near a guitar. Like c major is c d e f g a b c and with I said to learn you then know that the sixth spot of the major scale is the aeolian mode or the minor scale so if you play the sixth note a to the sixth note again tht tells you what the a minor scale is from Knowing c major so a to a in c major is a b c d e f g so that's the a minor scale. Imo the easiest scale to memorize for obvious reasons. The second note is dorian third is phrygian fourth lydian fifth mixolydian sixth aeolian or minor and seventh is locrian. The major scale is number one of course and is also called Ionian. Ionian is the most important. I memorize this with the phrase: "I Don't Play Like My Axe Loves." To help me remember the spot for each mode based off the first letter of each word. Hope this helps.
You're missing the end of the last clip.... You plug it in and forget you have everything up really high and almost deafen yourself and the country
Yes!
I started reaching up for my headphones when I saw him reach for the cable
😂😂 So true
Yep.
Bass player here:
I was about to make the same comment. This has only happened once to me (I swear lmao), but it scarred me so hard that I've gone on and prevented the same shit from happening to other people twice already.
I was surprised I didn’t see him holding a guitar upside down shaking it to get a pick out
We don’t do that
I've lost picks in there a few times and done this, but I'm still pretty new to guitar so maybe you're not meant to do that idk
@@thisguyhd6591 dont speak for the rest of "us"
@@pippadee8266 I know you’re not supposed to do that but it happens. I would think it’s fairly common but maybe it’s just me
@@thisguyhd6591 speak for yourself, I’ve done that countless times. Sometimes my wrist is just a little too loose and my grip isn’t all there and my pick flies out of my hand straight into the sound hole. It’s like the thing wants to be in there.
Dude I've never met anyone brave enough to purposely break a string
*cough* davie504 *cough*
Of course not. How often does one see a demigod.
especially looking at the way frank iero was pouting after breaking one onstage
That's the only way I play. With broken strings. I jump out of a frickin helicopter, land on stage, break all my strings, puke on the entire audience, and then I place my guitar nicely back into my case and my mommy tucks me into bed.
Herman li of dragonforce accidentally broke a string at the end of ttfaf during recording. It made a cool sound and he hasn't been able to do it since.
Can confirm, have done all of these. I feel attacked.
Same
I m not even a guitar player but i did almost all of these when i saw one. Sorry dad...
are you guys telling that you tried to get your fart in tune ?
@@syer3789 with and without app. Kidding man, we do weirder things. Like playing the guitar like a drum, and play it with a cello bow...
Ain't it aha
OK checking the pitch of the fart with the tuner absolutely killed me.
Same here 🤣🤣🤣
The plastic on the back is literally so true, didin’t realize it was there until 10 months later
Lol I had my guitar for years before I realised
@@porsche_918 Who would even notice right away lol
You're supposed to take that off?
@@metal422life I wanna know that too, it's not like it bothers or something lol
Did this with my phone... And my guitar
Me: apologizing to my guitar every time I crash it on something
Same lmao
I always yell at myself about it too 😂. Like dang dude you gotta be careful!
FR-
Idk if you’re serious or not but I dead ass for real do that. If you really do then that’s good to know that I’m not the only crazy one out there lol.
@@House.Of.Pain. I really do that lmaoo, everytime my guitar bumps I always mumble "sorry"
That’s not just guitarists. That’s just anyone who gets their hands on a guitar
Or a ukelele....
Ye
😂
Or ,strangely enough, a violin
Idk why i read that as 'gun ' i was like
OvO wha--
Number 5 really hit hard for me, I had my first electric guitar for 7 or 8 years and never even realized there was plastic on the back, I felt pretty stupid pealing that thing off after all that time
I’ve discovered this on guitars that I bought used.
I thought the blue on the back of the tuning pegs was just the color of the metal
I kept them on anyway cause I liked the color lmao 💀
@@kattdemko7259 what does it mean by taking it off late
Dude, i just bought a epiphone SG (i bought it today) and i noticed that plastic just a couple of hours after getting the guitar, i have a Washburn, maybe the plastic is still there, i'll check that later hehehe
LOL! It's a cool feeling when you see that plastic all scratched up, you finally realize it peels off and you almost feel like you just got yourself a brand new guitar.
I will happily watch the scariest horror movie instead of tuning my high e string
😂😂😂😂👊
I always wonder why I'm not wearing safety glasses halfway through putting new strings on.
im wearing a shirt with your pfp on it
I've started holding the guitar stretched away from me with my tuner facing towards me, just in case it decides to get uncooperative
@@copaxan hell yeah🤘🏻
I watched this and realized I haven’t peeled the plastic off the back of my guitar…
I don't get how this is bad
@@ellisfeldman4163 I don’t have a guitar, but I think it’s a case of “how have I just noticed this now”
@@ellisfeldman4163 it’s not “bad” it’s just funny.
I had clear plastic over my Taylor 114e’s pickguard for 6 years before discovering its existence a few months back and peeling it off, revealing a nice fresh pick guard.
I don't play guitar but I do play bass and there was plastic on the front
👁️👄👁️
I noticed a year later tho
Hey! You forgot the part at the end where you finally plug it in, and blow your eardrums out because you forgot to turn the volume back down!
Came here looking for this.
That happened ones now I turn everything down before plugging it in hahhaa
Like that scene from Back to the Future
Or the opposite: you're getting no sound out of the amp and are convinced that your guitar or amp is hopelessly broken. Then you see that one patch cable halfway unplugged...
I remember just reaching on the wall side of my bed to plug in my charger, and THE FUCKING THING EXPLODING because of a guitar string being in the way.
Wouldn't work with European style plugs though.. fortunately.
@@tohaason Bet ?
@@downeedles9249 Look at the design of the so-called "Europlug". It's designed so that you can't short circuit it by placing something (e.g. a guitar string) across the poles.
Forgot the “blowing your ear drums out after the last thing”
I was waiting for that to happen 😅
@@davyboy9397 everytime lol
That was implied
When he farted at the tuner, I giggled, but when he said "heh G Sharp." I teared up with laughter.
lmaoo
That damn well nearly broke me also hey hahaha 😂😂😂
My farts are F sharp minor (F#m).
The last one especially hits hard, when you plug it in and forget to take all your volume knobs down and accidentally blast over your neighbours house
Remeber doing this for the first time with my new 500 watt Marshall amp on full volume. Never shit myself so much before that 😂
And fxxk up your own ears to
Lmao I thought about back to the future 😭
@@pdc250 oh my god I barely go past a third on my small spark amp
@@gultenpan8689 now I have learnt to control the volume by gently stroking the dial with my sleeve 😂
The coin one hits too close to home hahah
Lean a Guitar on a wall for 5 second to go take a piss and you hear a bang.....
Lmfao 🤣
Major ptsd
Oh and what's worse is if it's acoustic then it just reverberates to mock you.
Yeah I just do it with my cheaper players now
Plot twist you’re pissing in your guitar and the warping of the neck caused the strings to pop
Breaking a string while tuning is always the scariest thing ever.
Had a Breedlove 12 string bridge burst apart on the last string.
My pug has never recovered!
Yes it is
Especially at a friend house and the guitar isn’t yours
@@jacobkim3690 that would suck
Seems to hit me in the face every time if it breaks while tuning.
Forgot the “playing with the opposite hands”
thought process: “hendrix was able to do it, so why can’t i?”
now i wanna try
@@jasminericenic plot twist: we are not hendrix.
plot twist 2: hendrix was not human
I've actually been teaching myself to play upside down (I'm left so I try to play on a right handed guitar and it works sometimes)
@@colindavis1810 I’m left handed.
I’ve tried to use right handed banjos and guitars, but I’m way better off sticking with my left handed ones
As a kid, I would always be dropping the pick into the guitar and shaking it, trying to get the pick out.🤣
I've gotten very good at this...sadly!
Extremely difficult with a solid body electric though lol
I feel slightly called out. Literally, the only one of these that I haven't done is figure out what pitch my own farts are.
same, done everyone except that and the pedal one
Yet
Same here
But something tells me you’re going to
I read somewhere that all toilets flush in E
That moment when you’re jamming with headphones in your amp and the headphone Jack comes undone and the entire neighborhood hears you
In an apartment. At 4 am.
Woke up my kids the other day by accidentally doing this, wife was NOT happy to say the least
@@peachesandpoets LOLOL
@@kylemartineau8269 that’s hilariously unfortunate!
I always do that at like 3 in the morning 😭
I was wearing a capo on my nose when I found this-
Ha classic capo nose
lmao
My nose is so big, I regret attempting capo nose.
It hurt so much. And then I tried again. It hurt more.
@@mustangwolf1997 you should try it a third time just in case
@@moto_45__ I probably will. Not even for the joke. I'm just not a smart man.
The last one was hilarious. I’ll do the same thing only I’ll be playing and not have any sound and realized I never turn the volume on my guitar up😂
I have one guitar with a kill switch that gets me so... so... often.
The 6 yr old guitar pulling off the plastic film part was funny af
I remember this point of my first nice guitar. which I purchased from the used section of my local Long & McQuade...
is it wrong to pull off the plastic?
@@VictorFerreira-mh5zk weird to keep it on for 6 years, unless you plan on selling
I have a guitar I bought nearly 10 years ago with it still on. Lol
Actually
you forgot "untuning your strings on purpose and not being able to get them back into tune"
I got dangerously close to that when I tuned in C
@@clarkalarcon4057 real tuners are more accurate.
You can easily get a cheap one
@@Unus_Annus_ oh sorry, these people are serious musicians and im just a campfire guitarist.
@@Unus_Annus_ Memento Mori
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the last one is too accurate, the amount of times i’ve got my amp and everything ready and just not understanding why my guitar isn’t working and then realizing it’s not plugged. but he forgot one, when you place down your pick and suddenly it travels across the world into another dimension
One time at school I plugged the electric guitar into it's amp and me and my friends spent ages trying to figure out what the problem was and they thought I had broken the amplifier. When we called the music teacher over, he found out, and much to our dismay, that the amp was indeed not switched on.
i had put down my pick one day and the next day as i’m walking i see a similar looking pick turns out it was mine stuck in snow😂🤦🏽♂️
I swear to god you take your eyes off your pick for a second and it vanishes into dust like in infinity war
ikr i lost one months ago and i found it yesterday at school
Hahahahahahaha, I know, this is so true
This video couldn't be any more accurate! Great job, man!
The E string just makes me paranoid of it breaking and slashing me in the face
It's true. And breaking it on an acoustic will scare you to death.
Sometimes im glad we bassist dont have to experience this traumatizing experience. I guess being less popular in western countries is the price to pay...
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 darn right
But I did used to play guitar but I got more interested in the power of B A S S
I am scared to even tune any other strings because i broke the e string
Tuning my guitar is a stressful experience. Especially since it's got a Floyd Rose bridge.
There’s also that sheer terror you feel when tuning up that high e for the first time anticipating it to snap at any moment, which leads directly to #12 here
Funnily enough, I nailed the 1st time. Wasn't so lucky for the 2nd tho
yeah, violin tuning prepared me for that thank gods, only guitar string i've snapped was rusty as hell
Any tips for not breaking it when tuning it down to drop d? Have broken twice in a row
I snapped a high E string once so I changed all the strings and the high E snapped so I changed the High E for a second time and it snapped.
I was so mad.
@@timavery3256 lol not sure man, I’ve never popped a string when tuning down. Which string you keep popping? High E? Maybe check out your nut slot and make sure there aren’t any burrs or sharp points in the slot. If there are, take a file and GENTLY file the burr away. Remember, you can always take away more, but you can never add back, so go slow slow slow and check after every stroke of the file. Try not to widen the slot, just get rid of the problem area if there is one. You can buy a set of nut files, but one of those small, thin, metal fingernail files would probably work. Hope this helps! If not, hit up google or some guitar subreddits. Good luck!
Me a noob guitarist: "the future...it frightens me"
Here’s some advice
Super glue your picks to your eyes, they only disappear when you look away, can’t look away if they’re glued to your eyes
Do the case thing once on purpose, it only ever happens once and then never again, so do it in a safe environment like on soft carpet, won’t have to worry about it happening whilst gigging then
When tuning the high E, stand as far back as possible behind bulletproof glass whilst someone else tunes it for you
@@DannyRoss_ for the high E, ask the bassist to do it. We're made out of vibranium so it cannot physically hurt us.
The sudden snap will leave an emotional scar though.
Me a noob who has done half of these things: maybe I am an actual guitarist
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 This made me laugh so fucking hard because all my buddies make me tune their E string because they’re excuse is “you play bass. You won’t pop a string and if you do it won’t hurt”
@@SuperMan-ij6vt what's it like to be a noob guitarist these days? Not trying to be a dick, just haven't been a newbie for a long time.
The guitar falling out of the carrying case brought back trauma. Lmao
15: Has the amp turned all the way up and forgets about it.
my parent have screamed at me for it😭
i did that while practicing at 6 in the morning (don't ask why) my parents screamed at me
@@utterlychaotic5814 Why would you even turn it up all the way though?
My soul literally leaves my body lmao
You've seen K-On?
bassist over here, guitarists are truly a different breed. i’m terrified of you guys
No sheeee-aight! What’s up with these guys!😆
yeah, guitarist are weird
As a guitarist, *chokes on pick*
Yeah lol
My poor girl had a number of burns up on the head by the tuning keys where I would stick my cigarette while playing drunk and forget then burn all the way up
damn, this was a rollercoaster of anxiety
Yea, except for the coin guitar pick one.
The moment you discover 25% of Brian Mays tone. 0,O
@@aylbdrmadison1051 metal picks are underrated as well.
G sharp! :)
@@aylbdrmadison1051 I use coins when I don't have a pick with me hahahah
When he farted and was like g sharp?! That made me laugh so hard 🤣
“When you have no pick but instead you use coin” thats so relating
Did you got kazuha
Honestly ive used an old gift card as a pick, took some scissors and cut it jankily into a pick and used that, not my proudest moment but i felt like bear grylls, improvise adapt and overcome.
Guy from queen uses a coin
@@rebeldetail6134 which one
@@spaghettiman3757 Brian May uses a sixpence coin
“G sharp let’s go” lmao
Let us appreciate that he went so far with so much pain and an high E string breaking for this short clip
He proceded to swallow a pick
Bruh he broke probably one of the most important strings in the guitar💀
Absolutely spot on.... One omission is being on stage playing, having forgotten to loop your lead between your guitar strap and the guitar body, and standing on your lead, instantly disconnecting yourself from your amp with a loud "crack"
Where was the 45 minute battle to get the friggin’ guitar pick out of the friggin’ sound hole?
Bro I hate that shit!!
I’m dreading the day I drop a tiny jazz pick in my semi hollow body
Haha mine are only 30 minutes
Haha mine are only 30 minutes
I don't own an acoustic and I have done it a hundred times.
The open case one is a universal experience for people who play instruments >
or having zip-up binders at school
Pianists: ha imagine having to put your instrument in a case.
And then I wonder why half my keys are broken and there's little shiny things on the floor (I play the alto sax)
I remember this one time I didn’t close my clarinet case well and all the reeds fell out
i remember at some point forgetting to zip up my violin case and it fell out and broke into 3 pieces 😃
I've successfully completed each of these milestones. Are you proud dad?
Yes son. Btw you’re adopted
hey not trying to be mean here but just in case you didn’t know i’ve = i have maybe it was just a thing that you missed at the time you were writing that but u know just in case
Yes we are proud, son
@@nyob4938 No, you said "I've have" which doesn't make sense because "I've" is an abbreviated version of "I have" so by saying "I've have" it means "I have have"
@@maelakyte Jesus christ, it's a typo. Go untangle your panties.
That back panel plastic thing was so accurate 😂😂😂
The open case one makes me laugh cause I was playing a show one night, about to start setting up, and my guitar player grabs his brand new SG (just got it a week before, first show with it) and didn’t realize the case wasn’t latched. Picked it up and the brand new ax falls out of the case and the neck snaps off. I’ve never seen so many emotions at one time
Is your guitar player ok?
Daaamn, how can anybody laugh at that😭
that's just straight up heartbreaking
Oh noooo!! I would’ve cried with him!
It would have broken at the body or the headstock eventually. Go ahead and get one of them out of the way and wear the scar proudly!
My jaw dropped reading that.
12 is anxiety to the Max, tuning the high e is terrifying 😂
The first time I broke the high e was on someone else's guitar and I was mortified
i just put it over my knee as far of my face as possible.
when i was 12, a fellow 20 y. o. guitar student broke it while holding it close to his face.... let's just say *faces bleed a lot!!!*
and our teacher just broke into manic laughter, it was kind of funny, it was right on his cheek bone so i was like "dude, it could have got into your eye!" and got a bit traumatized (just imagine being the person who strings guitars on an assembly line! #nightmare)
Today it just high e broke it oh my
Lol you think you've reached the string's breaking point but then you look down at your tuner and you're sitting at C# 😭
Me, a bass player: 🙃
Alternate title:
What non-guitarists do when they find your guitar
If i saw seomone choking on my picks i wouldn't help them but slowly watching them die.
Maybe...
Yeah you totally didn't do this
😉😉
When someone puts your plectrums inside your guitar🤡
@@sRichterMusic Kdksifisif
Du sprichst mir aus der Seele
You forgot the one where you smell your fingers to decide if you're finally gonna replace those way too old strings.
greenfinger gang
I always practice before I go to sleep and always smell my fingers
I feel personally attacked
Ahhh. like aged fine wine.
Anyone else scrape crud off the plain strings with the side of your pick? "good as new!"
When an old worn out cable jack is shorting out and crackling and buzzing, but you just keep wiggling it until you get a clean signal, then try to play, gingerly keeping the guitar and cable in that same position and keep playing.
All too relatable
Ive been doing this for ages lol
Is there a guitar cable that exists where I don't have to do that shit
@@ZaveAres 😂😂😂
The Squier experience 🤣
The fact he had to sacrifice a high e string for this has to make this one of the most respectable guitar videos ever
I broke that string ln my friend's guitar, he hasnt noticed it until now :D
edit: I mean, he does noticed that the string broke, but he doesn't know that I did it yes
that's the most common string to snap, you don't think we all have an extra backup of that one? they're like $7 btw lol
@@jacyoutube4459 I always snap the low e cause of slap
@@jacyoutube4459 $7 for a whole pack maybe. Guitar strings are so cheap.
Unless he was going to change the strings anyways.
That last one really made me crack up lmao happens too often
The g sharp got me, I literally do that all the time- I'm not even ashamed
@Lilly I literally die and have to resurrect myself every time
On my first guitar i didnt notice it until i got my second guitar. I was like wait is that on my first guitar too? It was. After 2 years lmao
@@meatmagician Yes
@@meatmagician XD
@@meatmagician Same though!
The “g sharp😀!” Killed me😭😭
Guys we are living in the end times rn
Jesus can return anytime soon. SO PLEASE TURN TO THE LORD
He's waiting and Loves you very much ✝️
What instrument is he using to record the pitch?
@@maxeclipse4065 butt trumpet
D*
When you are joking with your band mates about dropping your pick in your guitar then you actually do it
I dont do it so much anymore because I use a pick often but I became a pro at getting the pick back out the hole, maybe down to 1 or 2 tries(methodical shakes lol)
Yeah i use a hollow body and i once joked about dropping a lil bacon bit in it from one of our pizzas we ordered and ended up actually doing it on accident.
My dad has an old guitar and it used to rattle from all the picks.
that last one hits home
Bro diagnosing the entire bord before realizing you never plugged the guitar in is on point. 😆
I play w nylon strings and never use amps. I was once asked to play at a friend's wedding reception using an electric nylon acoustic. I got there early so the friend said oh just sound check. I spent ~5-10 min fumbling w the amp before realizing it wasn't plugged in to the wall
I swallowed a pick once. I was chewing on it while driving, hit a speed bump and just swallowed it. I didn’t choke on it or anything, it was like swallowing a pill. Just went right down the hatch. But there is a parallel universe where I choked on that pick and died.
FAQ
Q: was it a big pick?
A: I use big stubs, so it was a very thick pick.
Q: Did it come out okay?
A: I cannot pinpoint the exact moment it came out, but I had no stomach or bowel movement issues afterward, so I can only assume that it came out OK.
Q: Did you get it back?
A: No.
Nope, in every dimension, we are all making the same colossal mistakes, over and over.......
@@BeardMan01 oooh I though my other-self is doing much better. But now... my hope was destroyed???
Did it come out easily? 😂
Yeah that seems a pretty dangerous thing to swallow
Not trying to pick on you or anything, but were you trying to use it as a toothpick?
I'm relieved that me *licking* my electric guitar instead of using a pick is not a dumb thing.
Omg me too 🤣 drunk 24 year old.....miss my younger years
That capo bit had me cracking up
15. Turning up every possible effect to max all at once
Blasting out the bass and reverb for stoner doom
Forgetting about how loud that actually is and scaring yourself
Shoegaze moment
The case thing is universal for anyone who carries their instrument in a case with a handle
As a violist whose instrument case has a handle, I can relate.
Viola player here,
Yep
Bruh I have almost dropped my violin so many times like that
I'm a flute player and I've done that
Done it with my trombone before
Him saying “G sharp!” really got me i can’t stop laughing xD
G shart
Me too!!
@@0xptomaine lol
G fart
Me too lmaooo
Sticking your finger on the end of the cut 9. So many painful memories...
One more, the anxiety of seeing a guitar lean onto something and the fact that it always tends to fall when you're not seeing it😂
Or in the middle of the night and you just hear a crash...
@@silentvoice7823 woah
done about half of these, gonna do the rest tomorrow now that i’ve seen them
🤣🤣🤣
15. pick "accidentally" trapped inside the hole of acoustic guitar
16. Tuning every string so that the tuners all line up perfectly
Turning up the volume to full and joining the guitar 💀
The “G Sharp!” is so relatable lmao😂😂😂😂
I’m a singer and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t sometimes use my tuner to check what note I was hitting
it was a G Shart lol
Dude it’s a little scary how accurate this is
A good friend of mine once said to me that every guitarist does the case thing once and then never again
Yeah happened to me after a gig, I cried a little 🥲
@@GHMetallica37 happened to me once when I was getting my gear together for a guitar lesson....
Makes me wonder if my teacher has ever done it too
I’ve never done it, makes me worried now
Call me stupid, I seem to do it about once every 5 years.
the last one is wayyy too relatable
You forgot one important one, when you think the master volume is down plug in and sounds like a bomb just went off!
So true...
Or you accidentally unplug your guitar while playing and it also sounds like a bomb went off
Literally the other night 😂🌉
Worst
6. Oh god, hahaha
I love your channel, and that new acoustisonic guitar.
This one got me too. You can see this part is genuine and natural. No playback
100th like
notice me!
You forgot screaming into the sound hole until it makes the strings vibrate🤭
I would totally do that hahahahaha
No one:
Absolutely no one:
*guitarists casually snorting the guitar*
Playing the “hold my guitar up and shaking the pick out of the sound hole” game. Acoustic player version. I learned that one before Stairway.
Hahaha I actually thought that’s where he was going with that 😂😂😂
Too funny man, especially if you play guitar haha
Bring it below the mouth, hold it by the top of the neck and the base of the body and very quickly flip it 180. It'll come out every time.
I did this on my first day with a pick
THE END OF THE MF STRINGS HURT SO BAD-
G, b, and e hurt my soul when they stab me
It sucks too, it's like a paper cut out a leaf cut, you just can't complain about it without looking like a baby, but it really hurts. I've been stabbed by a damn fork in my arm and that didn't put me down as bad as the day, when I was a wee lad, I thought running in corn with shorts and no shirt on was a great idea. So many corn leaf cuts...
Man it never fails. Like little needles when they’re cut short at the post.
@@RoosterFloyd did you just say wee lad what are you irish
@@Invisible10118 I am but it's not even common in Ireland anymore. I just say it because I like it and it's a classic. Heheh
My guitar teacher broke a string while showing me how to play highway to hell
Dude didn't even flinch like he just built different xD
It's something you kind of get used to. Once you get whipped by a string as it breaks you realise there's nothing to really be worried about, unless your holding the axe wrong and whip your face with the string.
Even the rooster in Robin Hood snaps a string while tuning
I remember choking on a pick in front of my mom and her just laughing at my dumbass while I struggled to cough it back up.
you forgot "sticking the amp cord on your forehead when the amp is on just to hear it make a funny noise"
wait this is a thing?
@@pipsdankmemes9706 yup, forehead goes BZZT
y e s
🎵What’s Scott thinking about?🎵
B Z Z Z T
@@arthurting1857 😂
*Yep, that's him officer, that's the guy whose been stalking my guitar life*
🤣🤣🤣🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️
Bruh this is literally like the truest thing I’ve seen on the internet
8 got me. That’s the one EVERYONE HAS DONE if they own a guitar
YES
12 is the only one I have done.
YES I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE WHEN I SAW YOUR COMMENT
there are some contemporary classical pieces that include that "technique" (well, of course there are)
ME TOO
Oof. #12 gave me some ‘nam flashbacks 😬
Same here!!
I did this when I was just starting out, couldn't get the string in tune. Turned out I was playing one string and tightening the other, and I managed to figure that out when it snapped.
When you try to learn Candyrat stuff, and you only have one guitar
One time i did that and the string hit me in the face
@@A2Ztigers same lol it makes me feel bruh i dont want to wait for another string
I've been playing for nearly twenty years and I still wince a bit while I'm tuning up a high E string.
I also play pedal steel guitar. The high string on that is a .013 tuned to G#. If that's not scary enough, one pedal pulls that to A. I always lean WAY back while tuning that sucker.
By the way, that's not the G# Sammy G is talking about...
God, the high E is such a scary little guy ... No amount of experience can toughen you up enough!
Then you have a 12-string high E, “this is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!”
@@joermnyc It's okay cause the extra one is thinner, but the same octave. That high G tho...
1,3,4,8,10 and 12 all hit home for me lmao
The stench of the guitar is just- **inhales** *glue and natural wood*
Aroma*
Number 8 is something we all tried our best to make a song out of, but it never worked.
I read your comment, attempted it and in the process stabbed myself with the high e😂
"you know you're right" type beat
Running with the devil
Counting Worms by Knocked Loose, it’s dumb but I love it ^^
Tommy Emmanuel succeeded with Mombasa:
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The fact that almost every and any guitars have either played the stings by the head, chocked on their pick or smelled their new guitar is hilarious to me
Truth is the older the guitar.. the better the smell. You should get a whiff of my dad's 1965 Gibson Dove 🕊. My gramps bought it brand new. Never smelled better than now.
Since i play mostly classical guitar i rarely use picks so i don't have chance to choke on them but by now im suprised i don't have permanent marks on my fingera from putting them inside a capo
@@TimberlyPL I've done the power ballad thing of having my classical on a stand on stage and switching between that and the electric. I once choked on my pick on stage because I put it in my mouth while playing the classical intro for The Unforgiven
Never choked my pic or smelled my ax ever lmao