annoying types of guitarists

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  • Annoying types of guitarists. I am/have been most of these. Don't get offended, it's all in good fun. Relax. You are loved.
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  • @LucasBrar
    @LucasBrar  3 роки тому +5568

    I have been most of these. How about you?

  • @RudyAyoub
    @RudyAyoub 3 роки тому +16018

    you forgot the dude who pretends hes a good guitarist but never actually plays so he makes videos about people who actually play and makes fun of them but never really finds fulfilment in life

    • @RudyAyoub
      @RudyAyoub 3 роки тому +2022

      me btw

    • @lentzdadjentlaman1348
      @lentzdadjentlaman1348 3 роки тому +723

      Yeah his name his Abobe something, his videos are terrible and hurtful to watch

    • @Davisolved
      @Davisolved 3 роки тому +120

      @@RudyAyoub not funny

    • @WeeperX
      @WeeperX 3 роки тому +427

      @@lentzdadjentlaman1348 i think his name is adobe flash player

    • @yeesenchai
      @yeesenchai 3 роки тому +42

      I see what you did there

  • @robhand7205
    @robhand7205 3 роки тому +11486

    you forgot about the guitarist that knows pieces of tons of songs but can't ever remember the whole song. (that's me)

    • @carpenterspencil
      @carpenterspencil 3 роки тому +111

      And me

    • @mao_zhu_xi
      @mao_zhu_xi 3 роки тому +295

      My unknown brother from the other side of earth, I fell and understand your strugle because I am infected with the exact same great strugle as you are.

    • @ilikestripes5709
      @ilikestripes5709 3 роки тому +12

      Same

    • @keihittori5343
      @keihittori5343 3 роки тому +19

      Same. Agreed.
      Me.

    • @MrPopoy67
      @MrPopoy67 3 роки тому +29

      I really can relate to this

  • @AngieAJ
    @AngieAJ 3 роки тому +948

    The "I can't tune" is the pinnacle of every beginner

    • @guyfauks2576
      @guyfauks2576 2 роки тому +2

      You mean the Sepultura

    • @RomeoTRM
      @RomeoTRM 2 роки тому +3

      I just installed a tuner app on my tablet with multiple tuning settings, Its helpful

    • @heyits_cat8966
      @heyits_cat8966 2 роки тому +4

      I took two days to tune the gosh darn thing

    • @mantheray6109
      @mantheray6109 Рік тому

      @@heyits_cat8966 SAME ITS TOOK ME AWHILE TO LEARN THAT TECHNIQUE

    • @heyits_cat8966
      @heyits_cat8966 Рік тому +1

      @@mantheray6109 update a year later, I CAN'T TUNE IT ALL THE WAY ANYMORE SHSJJSHSH
      it is forever stuck with 1 out of tune string 👍

  • @alexcs4883
    @alexcs4883 2 роки тому +246

    As a pianist, I can relate to not being able to start when I am being watched. I love your guitar story and how your journey began! Keep up your content bro!

  • @bronysreact9919
    @bronysreact9919 3 роки тому +3856

    the dude who never starts is actually just shy

  • @pink_phoenix
    @pink_phoenix 3 роки тому +3212

    I’m the person who forgets how to play a single note when somebody is watching

  • @kerrycalls540
    @kerrycalls540 2 роки тому +45

    2:08 the expressions are 200% accurate.

    • @NikolasGGL
      @NikolasGGL 11 місяців тому +1

      is he referring to anyone?

    • @Scott--Scott
      @Scott--Scott 9 місяців тому +1

      I think Billy Wilkins

  • @jj2621
    @jj2621 2 роки тому +8

    my dad is the “i haven’t played in like 9 years” guy lmao. I’m learning and everytime he picks up the guitar to show me something he always says “Man, i can’t play so good anymore, gout in my hand always gets in the way.” and then he plays the most beautiful piece you’ve ever heard in your life

  • @ahmetalpergultekin
    @ahmetalpergultekin 3 роки тому +3731

    I am the guy who plays all his favorite parts of his fav songs but never plays a song in its entirety, just goes on like a riff compilation video on youtube

    • @thejoker-go3fh
      @thejoker-go3fh 3 роки тому +8

      Aynen ben sadece soloları ve riffleri caliyom

    • @sblack48
      @sblack48 3 роки тому +72

      Um that’s every guitar player!

    • @Hopeful_Husker
      @Hopeful_Husker 3 роки тому +5

      Same here

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 3 роки тому +2

      same!

    • @TheDellaniOakes
      @TheDellaniOakes 3 роки тому +21

      My oldest son and his friends would do that, playing their favorite parts of songs. Only they all played something different, and all at once. I finally banned them from playing in my garage.

  • @Noone-of-your-Business
    @Noone-of-your-Business 3 роки тому +2579

    Fun fact: these can all be freely combined for even more types.

  • @aylxk
    @aylxk 2 роки тому +13

    When he started playing malagueña, I felt so proud that those years of trying to learn it made me be able to play it exactly like he did 🥺

  • @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
    @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 2 роки тому +5

    This was total freekin' HILARIOUS, relatable, cool and clever content man!
    ...and you play real nice too!!

  • @dennerdias9029
    @dennerdias9029 3 роки тому +3364

    I think I'll never stop being the guitar pevert

    • @ivanlyapunov7541
      @ivanlyapunov7541 3 роки тому +64

      just learn to build them, either you'll be loving them even more, or at least start to prefer playing :)

    • @danielsetyabudiadi6089
      @danielsetyabudiadi6089 3 роки тому +3

      Wkkwkw

    • @Throbtometrist
      @Throbtometrist 3 роки тому +65

      I'm with you. Gotta give the soundhole a good sniff!

    • @shinigami8068
      @shinigami8068 3 роки тому +40

      @@Throbtometrist that felt soo dirty

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 3 роки тому +38

      This video is kink shaming guitar perverts everywhere

  • @nevermind-he8ni
    @nevermind-he8ni 3 роки тому +910

    You forgot, "The one who refuses to play in front of anybody".

    • @scarlettgomez7117
      @scarlettgomez7117 3 роки тому +68

      Lol that's me

    • @zachwills2616
      @zachwills2616 3 роки тому +40

      that's me and it annoys everyone

    • @jimmiller5891
      @jimmiller5891 3 роки тому +77

      Why is that annoying? Is there an obligation for guitarists to play in font of an audience? I attended piano and trombone lessons for some eight years when I was young and I hated when there was a compulsory once a year performance. It was one of the things that made me finally quit.

    • @theveganalien7091
      @theveganalien7091 3 роки тому +3

      ME

    • @Noone-ue6xo
      @Noone-ue6xo 3 роки тому +5

      I just play in front of my siblings and occasionally my parents but other people? Hell naw dawg, that's a no from me

  • @malcolmsutherland8585
    @malcolmsutherland8585 Рік тому

    I’ve just discovered you Lucas!! Brilliant…..love the channel and love your sense of humor. Refreshing!!

  • @aragog4396
    @aragog4396 2 роки тому +15

    0:31 i started bursting into laughter until my jaws start to hurt lmao, the facial expression tho

  • @TristanBanks
    @TristanBanks 3 роки тому +3558

    The metal guitarist who can shred but only ever played tabs and can't jam

    • @joelstolarski2244
      @joelstolarski2244 3 роки тому +110

      Anybody that has come on YT for tutorials, has seen and heard so much shredding, that it just sounds crappy after awhile. Just a bunch sounds.

    • @Thetarget1
      @Thetarget1 3 роки тому +395

      @@joelstolarski2244 All music is just a bunch of sounds.

    • @dyershet2616
      @dyershet2616 3 роки тому +23

      this hits me very hard

    • @Noone-ue6xo
      @Noone-ue6xo 3 роки тому +21

      Whachu know, i like tabs, much easier than jamming 😂😭

    • @lune-3214
      @lune-3214 3 роки тому +4

      I thought shredding was jamming :(

  • @danielmcnulty8736
    @danielmcnulty8736 3 роки тому +1048

    You might want to add "the guy with 12 guitars worth tons of money but can't play for shit." I know a few...

    • @robhand7205
      @robhand7205 3 роки тому +50

      they are the worst... ive been a serious player for 20 years and finally bought my first quality guitar last year.

    • @blahblahblahblah2837
      @blahblahblahblah2837 3 роки тому +21

      Surely this is the largest group. In 2007, when every highschool kid 'played the guitar', every 3rd male was/became this exact guy

    • @larsulcer7156
      @larsulcer7156 3 роки тому +5

      @@robhand7205 That's amazing. I actually want to get a bass but I keep practicing on our old guitars. So I kept playing on the low strings

    • @harrykelley1764
      @harrykelley1764 3 роки тому

      Been that guy also

    • @stevechurch4728
      @stevechurch4728 3 роки тому +3

      no the worst is the guy who forgets what it was he learned yesterday, tries to make up for it today and forgets that he will have to re learn it tomorrow. there's no saving them because they love playing and have no skill. hello been there and still am

  • @emocapybara8676
    @emocapybara8676 2 роки тому +9

    2:35 that's literally every new guitarist after buy a guitar for the first time

  • @AndyGrazianoNYC
    @AndyGrazianoNYC Рік тому +1

    That first Fur Elise was smokin! Great job!

  • @justyouraverageblackstar3672
    @justyouraverageblackstar3672 3 роки тому +1418

    Me: the stoner
    My sister: ukulele
    My brother: avant-garde snob (he’s 5)
    My mom: the guitar drummer
    My dad: a mix of the metal purist and self-esteem destroyer

    • @barringtonwomble4713
      @barringtonwomble4713 3 роки тому +49

      I used to be the avant-garde snob... when there was someone present who i really wanted to piss off.

    • @0_0hh
      @0_0hh 3 роки тому +69

      That's one talented family tho

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 роки тому +11

      One whole set. And it fits so perfectly 😔

    • @Itza-Me
      @Itza-Me 2 роки тому +21

      The self-esteem guy is my friends father. Were just jamming a little, he comes into the room "Hey that sounds cool, could I have the guitar for a sec" and starts improvising some solos

    • @kjgear
      @kjgear 2 роки тому +6

      "(he's 5)" lol

  • @martyksol
    @martyksol 3 роки тому +1360

    "stop molesting my guitar"
    Me whenever a friend dares to touch my instruments without knowing how to play lmao

    • @onlyonekoa24
      @onlyonekoa24 3 роки тому +6

      SAME HAHA

    • @kittywizard7777
      @kittywizard7777 3 роки тому +1

      Yessssss same!!

    • @jeremyclark3049
      @jeremyclark3049 3 роки тому +1

      YESSS...

    • @greyangel7996
      @greyangel7996 3 роки тому +5

      dude that's just me when someone touches my guitar at all.

    • @isatrujillo469
      @isatrujillo469 3 роки тому +5

      man i get so triggered when my dad does that with my ukulele. poor ukulele may it rest in peace

  • @jamescarrington2933
    @jamescarrington2933 2 роки тому +1

    You are absolutely hysterical and so spot on!

  • @michaelsmusic3532
    @michaelsmusic3532 3 роки тому

    This is some funny stuff bro 😁🎶
    Thanks for sharing !

  • @camiloordonez
    @camiloordonez 3 роки тому +2478

    You forgot the “Enemy of the guitar stores”. That guy who only knows how to play stairway to heaven in guitar stores

    • @ombrenightcores4153
      @ombrenightcores4153 3 роки тому +157

      I purposely play stairway to heaven in guitar stores just to annoy everyone. I know other songs. It’s just more fun to watch everyone suffer.

    • @brockam
      @brockam 3 роки тому +33

      Stairway got replaced by the entire ouvre of Metallica in the early 00's. I don't know what they do today. After two years in music instrument retail, I did my level best to stay away.

    • @Dave-Rough-Diamond-Dunn
      @Dave-Rough-Diamond-Dunn 3 роки тому +43

      Worse, the guy who plays the Smoke on the Water riff, but that's it, doesn't actually know what key it's in, or which chord to play after the intro.

    • @hahahahahaha6504
      @hahahahahaha6504 3 роки тому +16

      Why would people get annoyed by “stairway to heaven “, it’s actually not a bad song 🧐

    • @camiloordonez
      @camiloordonez 3 роки тому +34

      @@hahahahahaha6504 Its not a bad song by any means. But try listening to it over and over again without getting annoyed

  • @kaktusovo_mlijeko
    @kaktusovo_mlijeko 3 роки тому +301

    4:30 how Radiohead sounds to non-Radiohead listeners

    • @novawolfx232
      @novawolfx232 3 роки тому +40

      I would be offended as a radiohead fan but it's just accurate

    • @anahi8765
      @anahi8765 3 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @ben_machin
      @ben_machin 3 роки тому +32

      That’s how Radiohead sounds to Radiohead listeners

    • @orbpulsargd2608
      @orbpulsargd2608 3 роки тому +8

      🎶Please could you stop the noise? I'm trying to practice my guitar🎶

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 3 роки тому +5

      add some synth piano and that could easily be on AMSP

  • @theswime945
    @theswime945 Рік тому

    Just found this, loved it. Cheers.

  • @joaninhag8772
    @joaninhag8772 2 роки тому

    It is a pleasure for me to watch your videos. I like your vibe!

  • @papigringo5692
    @papigringo5692 3 роки тому +881

    I'm the guy who has owned a guitar for 25 years and never had the patience to learn how to play it.

    • @red0573
      @red0573 3 роки тому +6

      ME

    • @Cailean_MacCoinnich
      @Cailean_MacCoinnich 3 роки тому +15

      Unfortunately that is me.

    • @johnjowari7128
      @johnjowari7128 3 роки тому +9

      Thats honestly an achievement

    • @papigringo5692
      @papigringo5692 3 роки тому +30

      @@johnjowari7128 Yeah, in a way it is...that guitar has traveled from Ohio to Colorado, then back to Ohio, then to Guadalajara. I guess I should be proud that I've preserved it through so many changes in my life.

    • @l.2511
      @l.2511 3 роки тому +2

      Mine had the same fate. Time to sell it.

  • @diegostine
    @diegostine 3 роки тому +548

    Lucas as an IG girl is something I never knew I needed

    • @nosleep637
      @nosleep637 3 роки тому +10

      lucas as an IG girl is the best way to start destroy dick december.

  • @LightSage89
    @LightSage89 2 роки тому +8

    So was "Guitarist who played only the opening of Smoke on the Water on repeat" the bane of just my high school existence, or did anyone else experience having to hear that every single day for years?

  • @pheenix42
    @pheenix42 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the upload...as someone who just picked up his first guitar, this is pretty important info. :-)

  • @Christopher_Wheeler
    @Christopher_Wheeler 3 роки тому +450

    I'm definitely the "can't really play" dude. Except I'm not lying...

    • @Montaggg33
      @Montaggg33 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @TALKINGtac0
      @TALKINGtac0 3 роки тому +21

      Same. I can play but not good enough to feel like I'm allowed to tell people I can.

    • @poyam615
      @poyam615 3 роки тому +1

      Feel attacked 😭

    • @HaraldHardraade1066
      @HaraldHardraade1066 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @ilovepudding7873
      @ilovepudding7873 3 роки тому

      Its 3 am, and i dont even play guitar.
      Insomnia is a bitch

  • @azadarecnoctum6725
    @azadarecnoctum6725 3 роки тому +681

    To make it short: Everyone is annoying

    • @Teebiscuit12345
      @Teebiscuit12345 3 роки тому +1

      Which one are you?

    • @azadarecnoctum6725
      @azadarecnoctum6725 3 роки тому +3

      @@Teebiscuit12345 Guitar Pervert and the one who never starts and you ?

    • @Teebiscuit12345
      @Teebiscuit12345 3 роки тому +11

      @@azadarecnoctum6725 The one who only knows bits of songs.

    • @azadarecnoctum6725
      @azadarecnoctum6725 3 роки тому +3

      @@Teebiscuit12345 ok you can add that to my list too :D

    • @TheIrishBosnian
      @TheIrishBosnian 3 роки тому +3

      @@Teebiscuit12345 the annoying one...

  • @BatMite19
    @BatMite19 2 роки тому +1

    Hysterical! I loved it.

  • @johnrolling6569
    @johnrolling6569 2 роки тому

    Pretty good breakdown. I enjoyed it

  • @qwerty3528
    @qwerty3528 3 роки тому +743

    lucas without his hat looks like his head was naked, im just so used to him wearing a hat

    • @LucasBrar
      @LucasBrar  3 роки тому +64

      Haha

    • @improvingguitarist1595
      @improvingguitarist1595 3 роки тому +4

      Haha

    • @NoThumb
      @NoThumb 3 роки тому +2

      Just like Jacksepticeye!

    • @namefirstnamelast7944
      @namefirstnamelast7944 3 роки тому +3

      @@NoThumb no he doesn't and he hasn't wore that hat in years

    • @NoThumb
      @NoThumb 3 роки тому +2

      @@namefirstnamelast7944 That's the point being made, when Jack first started taking off his cap his head looked naked.

  • @Neelo5000
    @Neelo5000 3 роки тому +413

    Also, The guitarist who appears to be way too into it. With his eyes closed and exaggerated head movements.

    • @blogusvox
      @blogusvox 2 роки тому +3

      You mean, like this guy: ua-cam.com/video/6gQ7m0c4ReI/v-deo.html

    • @King-xo6lv
      @King-xo6lv 2 роки тому +13

      Its all about "FEELINGS"

    • @biaathayde8040
      @biaathayde8040 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah, thats me :)

    • @ydgames4291
      @ydgames4291 2 роки тому

      @@blogusvox i've seen way way worse head movement (not on guitar tho)

    • @edenk484
      @edenk484 2 роки тому +6

      happens with violin too. Nothing wrong with it.

  • @mantheray6109
    @mantheray6109 Рік тому +1

    As a Uke player, I love this funny accurate-relatable video of all of my heart fr 😭🙏🏾❤️

  • @BrotherLaymanPaul
    @BrotherLaymanPaul 2 роки тому +1

    Guitar drummer!! Didn’t expect that one, but once it came on it brought back so many college memories! 😆

  • @danielgomes3303
    @danielgomes3303 3 роки тому +789

    I'm the bad guitarist who insists on singing but can't

  • @gooseymoosey1630
    @gooseymoosey1630 3 роки тому +348

    "anyway, here's wonderwall"

    • @xensbooknook
      @xensbooknook 3 роки тому +12

      **puts capo on second fret**

    • @marshallemmet1366
      @marshallemmet1366 3 роки тому +5

      @@xensbooknook We all know the guy who always plays Wonderwall
      A. Only knows the verse
      B. Doesn't Use a Capo

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 2 роки тому

      My teenage years

  • @cryptokatz
    @cryptokatz 2 роки тому

    You are absolutely hilarious dude. Love your work!

  • @violettka1241
    @violettka1241 3 роки тому +8

    I’m the one who never starts😂 I just become nervous and start make up excuses for my bad playing🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @almishti
    @almishti 3 роки тому +734

    i'm the dude who learns songs but then gets bored and never practices them again and so just plays 'his own stuff' and improvs, sometimes well but sometimes aimlessly, and has an inferiority complex about guys who know lots of songs that girls like to sing along to at parties.

    • @tanjirokamada8812
      @tanjirokamada8812 3 роки тому +24

      Omg that's literally me

    • @CountOfMonteCristo_
      @CountOfMonteCristo_ 3 роки тому +30

      Jesus Christ who hurt you?

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 роки тому +5

      Feels.

    • @nycolleamendez5608
      @nycolleamendez5608 3 роки тому +20

      Bro u ok?
      Making your owm melodies is not a bad thing don't worry that sounds actually cool

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 роки тому +53

      @@nycolleamendez5608 it's super cool until you can tell that everyone at the party is getting bored with your solo jam because they were expecting to have a drunk singalong. Then Chad grabs the guitar and busts out a hacked up version of Wonderwall and everyone's having a great time. And you're thinking "why didn't I just do that?". Not every good musician is also a good performer, it's just a personality thing. I learned this long ago so now I just play because I enjoy it, not to entertain people. :)

  • @omargomez2397
    @omargomez2397 3 роки тому +208

    3:59
    “You couldn’t let me be happy for two minutes”
    Dude I’ve never related to something this much before in my life 😂

    • @pedrosilvamusician
      @pedrosilvamusician 3 роки тому +7

      Idk why these people tend to destroy beginners' self esteem. Just makes people want to quit. What I usually say is "keep practicing. Eventually, you will look at this and see that it is super easy"

    • @fredhasopinions
      @fredhasopinions 3 роки тому +4

      meeee dude how does he do the sixteenths for malagueña? I was proud i barely learned it with the normal eighths on the high e

    • @omargomez2397
      @omargomez2397 3 роки тому +1

      @ShøckBLXDE Snow Leopard la malagueña

  • @RacerX888
    @RacerX888 2 роки тому +5

    You forgot the Rockstar. I remember a guy in a local Zeppelin cover band who thought he was Jimmy Page and wouldn't help the band setup for gigs or tear down after, or even help drive to the gigs. He didn't want to damage his hands because he was a "musician", and not a roadie. He wouldn't carry anything but his guitar, which he carried EVERYWHERE.

  • @lucassteen4050
    @lucassteen4050 2 роки тому +5

    3:50 the russia genius!!!!!

  • @art3mis113
    @art3mis113 3 роки тому +279

    0:04 The fact that he is actually showing off.....xdd

  • @Muphins427
    @Muphins427 3 роки тому +191

    As the “good guitarist who insists on singing, but can’t”, I appreciated this quite a bit 😂

    • @phoenixfritzinger9185
      @phoenixfritzinger9185 2 роки тому +5

      I can do both but only one at a time
      I can either play guitar good or sing good
      Not both at once

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 2 роки тому +1

      The amount this comment resonates with me is unreal

    • @dexblue
      @dexblue Рік тому +1

      One very famous guitar player who fits this type ... can't name him ... don't speak ill of the dead but ... dead (so to speak) on ...

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 Рік тому

      @@dexblue stevie ray?

    • @mantheray6109
      @mantheray6109 Рік тому

      I do both, sometimes I sing while playing it and sometimes I have a terrible voice or lazy to do it so yeah

  • @Bingo2501
    @Bingo2501 2 роки тому

    Love it, this is so on point! XD

  • @mrbrownstone233
    @mrbrownstone233 2 роки тому +4

    0:57 when your mom bought u a classical guitar but you still want to play tom morello stuff

  • @hearmeroar2100
    @hearmeroar2100 3 роки тому +149

    I’m the “I can’t really play” guy but I LITERALLY only have the muscle memory left from Dust in the Wind

    • @junker154
      @junker154 3 роки тому

      YES!

    • @osmingutierrez5446
      @osmingutierrez5446 2 роки тому +5

      This is somehow very symbolic and pretty cool at the same time 😆

    • @rabiddoge833
      @rabiddoge833 Рік тому

      I’m literally learning that right now

  • @Justanotherguy586
    @Justanotherguy586 2 роки тому

    Your classical skills are mad!

  • @noggerfelipe
    @noggerfelipe 2 роки тому +2

    Dude you're a comedian, overflowing artistic talent!

  • @TarnishedJuju
    @TarnishedJuju 3 роки тому +232

    5:01 are we gonna ignore the fact that this man went 5 miles in 2.5 minutes. he can walk 120 miles per hour and hes choosing to play the guitar.

  • @nicholasszabo5954
    @nicholasszabo5954 3 роки тому +320

    "hey everyone, today we're gonna learn to play purple rain by prince for the guitar."
    "Rain you say. That brings us to today's sponsor."
    "RAIN SHADOW LEGENDS THE MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER GAME WHERE YOU CAN UNLOCK HERO---"

  • @josemartin2649
    @josemartin2649 2 роки тому

    ¡Ha Ha Ha! ¡Excelent video Lucas! I used to be the one who never starts mixed with the Metal who only plays song no one knows. ¡Nice Video!

  • @microwavetrash2501
    @microwavetrash2501 2 роки тому

    im glad you included kg soloman 500 in the beginning

  • @jackeckhart386
    @jackeckhart386 3 роки тому +146

    Fred: Let's see who's behind the avant-garde snob mask!!
    Shaggy: The jazz player?
    Velma: It was him all the time...

  • @kungfury6410
    @kungfury6410 3 роки тому +309

    I’m the shower singer that air guitars while singing.
    I’m offended I was not represented.

    • @cristobalarriagada673
      @cristobalarriagada673 3 роки тому +1

      Well, you’re probably not annoying anybody🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @aebious8886
      @aebious8886 3 роки тому +2

      @@cristobalarriagada673 just the thought about it annoys me

    • @AgeofReason
      @AgeofReason 2 роки тому

      This is guitarists not that

    • @rumblebird9888
      @rumblebird9888 Рік тому

      That's air guitar not actual guitar

  • @rgat5150
    @rgat5150 2 роки тому

    This was entertaining and funny, thank you.

  • @sam0kc
    @sam0kc Рік тому

    This video is so awesome :D

  • @cesaralvarado8016
    @cesaralvarado8016 3 роки тому +90

    When you enter to see if you are not one of them and you realize that we all has been at least one of them

  • @blackout995
    @blackout995 3 роки тому +103

    4:31 sneak peek to new Radiohead single.

    • @box-of-chocolates
      @box-of-chocolates 3 роки тому +9

      Damn! I thought the exact same thing when he started to sing :-)

    • @dogmatic2553
      @dogmatic2553 3 роки тому +7

      It does actually sound like that 😂

    • @jess-cn6zm
      @jess-cn6zm 3 роки тому +2

      I hate that you're right so much

  • @kalingtapak8037
    @kalingtapak8037 2 роки тому

    🤯🤯🤯that twinkle twinkle Little 🌟 just blown my head!!! Quite amazing and extraordinary dude!!!

  • @hehhehdummy
    @hehhehdummy 8 місяців тому

    LMAO this played automatically as I was about the house. I instantly felt disgust and came over to stop the video immediately.
    You are super funny and perceptive!

  • @moodlofiliminal
    @moodlofiliminal 3 роки тому +203

    "Its not about the notes you play, its the feeling" this is what I tell myself when I cant get a piece down and I wanna feel better. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @moodlofiliminal
      @moodlofiliminal 2 роки тому +1

      @Carl Panzram Yes! my guitar is 100% an extension of who I am, so when i play its my version of the song.

    • @martinxvidxb
      @martinxvidxb 2 місяці тому +1

      "To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable." ― Ludwig van Beethoven
      With our mistakes we are in a very good company.

  • @MatheusGuerraDs
    @MatheusGuerraDs 3 роки тому +229

    I confess, I hate the Avant garde snob and the guy who never starts playing something. Thankfully, we have Lucas, the jazz guy

  • @xy9394
    @xy9394 2 роки тому

    Nice job, I laughed out loud at a few of these.

  • @weedian710
    @weedian710 2 роки тому

    The acid head, endlessly soloing with mad fuzz and reverb, transcending time and mode, staring unblinking into the spiraling abyss.

  • @554drago
    @554drago 3 роки тому +161

    3:09 “it’s not a-Bach how many notes you play” really got me 😂😂😂

    • @mrshmetel2312
      @mrshmetel2312 2 роки тому +4

      Like the Bach of my hand, lol

    • @rafictr123
      @rafictr123 2 роки тому

      @@mrshmetel2312 pls tell me what the name of that piece

    • @sack.
      @sack. 2 роки тому +1

      @@rafictr123 same here pls, i been looking for 2 days but i can't find it.

    • @sack.
      @sack. 2 роки тому +3

      @@rafictr123 ok, nevermind i already find it :D
      it's BWV 1006a Prelude by J.S Bach.

    • @euseps
      @euseps 2 роки тому

      @@sack. THANK YOU

  • @niallkpatterson
    @niallkpatterson 3 роки тому +464

    Damn I need some of that AI Toilet paper

    • @Hakashama
      @Hakashama 3 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @Rainmakeroffire
      @Rainmakeroffire 3 роки тому +1

      So it wasn't a product placement?

    • @thecreatoralqxx
      @thecreatoralqxx 3 роки тому

      Wait i can’t find it anywhere maybe it’s in the dark web

    • @twoweary
      @twoweary 3 роки тому +1

      I tried some , it just told me I was full of sh%t !

    • @no-be3zv
      @no-be3zv 3 роки тому

      @@twoweary lol

  • @NoName-xi8yr
    @NoName-xi8yr 9 місяців тому

    Avant-garde snob is my favourite 😂

  • @chimzywali
    @chimzywali 2 роки тому +1

    Love the video. 😹❤️

  • @viniciusleaoa
    @viniciusleaoa 3 роки тому +326

    You missed the guy who turns everything into jazz ...
    (PS: this is a joke 😂)

  • @specific78
    @specific78 3 роки тому +616

    The “youtube girl” is about as spot on as it gets

    • @laurarl9261
      @laurarl9261 3 роки тому +32

      Hahahaha I am going to start a covers channel and I am going to record my first cover with a turtleneck because I find this profile ridiculous 🤣🤣

    • @docfabz
      @docfabz 3 роки тому +5

      Instagram *

    • @alecgiroux
      @alecgiroux 3 роки тому +3

      This is what I'm talking about ua-cam.com/video/ed_w6Ysprps/v-deo.html

    • @jules8159
      @jules8159 3 роки тому +1

      @@alecgiroux Tho I watched a bit she can really play man

    • @yellowflower4411
      @yellowflower4411 3 роки тому +51

      @@alecgiroux can yall just let girl enjoy things without being sexist? thx

  • @Marc.22.
    @Marc.22. 3 місяці тому +1

    4:28 V7 b9 #11 natural13. One of my favourite chords

  • @vasto1
    @vasto1 2 роки тому

    dude, you really awesome!!!)

  • @RDS_Armwrestling
    @RDS_Armwrestling 3 роки тому +52

    The Avant-garde Snob really is accurate, I played a part in a guitar ensemble piece by a contemporary composer which used custom notation (aka virtually unreadable without first memorising all the custom note heads etc), and it was just like how you demonstrate

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 3 роки тому +150

    I'm the good guitarist who cannot sing a note.

    • @Randomperson-ke7xh
      @Randomperson-ke7xh 3 роки тому +26

      I'm the bad guitarist that can't sing that also doesn't have a guitar

    • @muhammadhaikalsyamsuddin5577
      @muhammadhaikalsyamsuddin5577 3 роки тому +2

      @@Randomperson-ke7xh who know get a guitar it may change ur life

    • @sofiafilippi3849
      @sofiafilippi3849 3 роки тому +3

      I'm a decent bassist but i have difficulties breathing when i play (basically unless i focus really hard i breathe in synch with every note i play and it's annoying as shit with fast songs) so sometimes i sing, I'm kinda shite at it tho 😂

    • @fueledbypaintwater
      @fueledbypaintwater 3 роки тому +3

      @@sofiafilippi3849 I play flute and I just started playing the guitar, and even then I still have trouble with breathing.

    • @DellaStreet123
      @DellaStreet123 3 роки тому +1

      @@Randomperson-ke7xh At least one of these three things can be changed.

  • @terrymiller111
    @terrymiller111 2 роки тому

    Giovanni Ribisi is playing you in your biopic. Yep.
    Great stuff, maestro. Great stuff.

  • @aryanz66
    @aryanz66 9 місяців тому

    The bitter Pro. That hits hard

  • @asylumrain
    @asylumrain 3 роки тому +35

    2:04 the bassist who got a hold on a guitar

  • @Lord_Vinheteiro
    @Lord_Vinheteiro 3 роки тому +747

    Gostei muito deste video!

  • @trooper326
    @trooper326 2 роки тому +1

    The gunshots at the end got me.

  • @LeoKorso
    @LeoKorso 2 роки тому

    i just saw that guy dretto there 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and a lot funny musicians i know. love your video, made my day

  • @AusTheBassBoss
    @AusTheBassBoss 3 роки тому +314

    They sure are annoying. This is very relatable.

  • @c4ff3r54
    @c4ff3r54 3 роки тому +107

    im the "i can't play, i havent played in years dude"
    Except I actually CANNOT PLAY anymore hahah

  • @mirzaandhika4024
    @mirzaandhika4024 Рік тому +6

    2:24 she's so good, even deaf ppl can enjoy herself playing.

  • @gerdskividia
    @gerdskividia 2 роки тому

    Hey...you are a great guitarist and have some funny videos. I wonder if there is any (beginner) tutorial from you...and if not: who would you recommend?

  • @liamade4826
    @liamade4826 3 роки тому +674

    No stoner acts like that. Only people who act like they're stoners do that.😂

  • @eduardsusai559
    @eduardsusai559 3 роки тому +122

    I think we all need to take a moment to realise that lucas is very skilled at guitar.

    • @keithwigley1256
      @keithwigley1256 2 роки тому +6

      I Thought he played the piano ?...dam my failing eyesight..

    • @StamfordBridge
      @StamfordBridge 11 місяців тому

      Let’s all stop to recognize that the sky is blue. 😊

  • @j.p.7708
    @j.p.7708 2 роки тому +2

    Best line ever......“Occasionally he shoots strangers”🤣🇨🇦🎸👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @dennisjohansson5716
    @dennisjohansson5716 2 роки тому

    Finally we see some chops, guy! :D

  • @cjthenotsogreat
    @cjthenotsogreat 3 роки тому +17

    Lmao this was way more funny than I thought it would be, you covered so many of them.
    There's also the "can cover every popular rock/metal song, but cannot write a single original lick to save his own life"

  • @dmitrynikiforov5031
    @dmitrynikiforov5031 3 роки тому +23

    1:24 - It's exactly my friend

  • @shadowclaws9876
    @shadowclaws9876 2 роки тому

    Our jazz band played Enter Sandman as one of our songs for the concert and, I have to say, it was one of my favorites.

  • @Pacanache
    @Pacanache 10 місяців тому +4

    0:32 colleen ballinger