Trade terms: Jomboy receives - Justin Horton Zack receives - Katie Davis, two pantsings of Jake within the week, and a future #2 pick (which will turn into a #1 pick if Jomboy can not successfully convey his two pantstings of Jake within a week)
I think we need to clarify what a successful "pants-ing" is. Did they decide the pants have to clear the bottom of the boxers? or was it knees showing?
It's kind of hilarious that a group of adults didn't realize "hey, we can probably time this better if we just toss the ball by hand instead of trying to time it with a machine..." Also these trade offers are going to get insane. At some point, Zack is going to get Jomboy Media ownership options and naming rights to a future child of Jimmy or Jake
I mean…..what is that first game? That’s completely unacceptable to just do with no control no practice. The person not throwing the ball correctly almost every single time? U can’t do that. And then u certainly can’t put it on TV. THATS Abysmal. It’s funny too but it’s really hard to watch with that person just throwing the ball whenever wherever they want
TRADE DETAILS (spoilers) 17:55 -Jimmy does not propose a trade to Jake -Jake subsequently DECLINES the aforementioned trade that Jimmy did not propose 17:56 Jimmy Offers Zach. Zach ACCEPTS - Zach to receive (Red Player current game, future second round pick, and 2 pants-ing of Jake by Jimmy in company only of appropriate audience) - Jimmy to receive (Blue Player current game CONDITIONAL TERMS: - If Jimmy fails to uphold his contract of 2 pants-ings of Jake within the week, then the second round pick is promoted to a first round pick and Zach receives a future first round pick from Jimmy with no other change being made to the trade details. DEFINITIONS - pants-ing (verb, noun) The act of removing another persons pants and or underwear in a downward motion usually in a public setting or space. Only counts as a pants-ing if the belt gets below the knee.
The trade veto option adds an interesting element. I feel this trade happened partially because Jimmy and Zack at least partially wanted Jake to burn his veto. The trades seem to be more likely to be accepted between two people if there is someone who holds that veto power, thus providing more entertainment.
Jake got screwed on that first event harder than anyone else any other time in this series. His competitor had the fewest attempts, hit 4 out of 5 over and somehow lost to the other girl who only got it over the net once and the boy who got 14 tries? I almost thought GUTS had it out for her after that and O'Malley rooting for her to come in 3rd in the bike race. UNBELIEVABLE WIN. TORI'S GOT GUTS
We've been desperate for a meaningful Crag event and we finally got it. Jomboy's little boy getting 1st. 1st, 2nd, 2nd and ending dead last cause of a weak Crag run is great. Poor batch of contestants but an even level between them, it's like watching a Guts Minor League show. They'd all get destroyed if they got pushed up to the big leagues but there's still enjoyment in watching the game
You need to be keeping a running total of points from all the episodes. It will make the betting so much better if there was a cumulative total you were chasing. You then can make "seasons" where 10 episodes in a season and whoever has the most points in that season is the winner.
U thunk they film these in blocks then release whenever. Would explain the out-of-order situation around when Zack was given first pick and the random episodes of other shows in the midst of Guts episodes. I, for one, celebrate their entire collection.
I would love if y’all had a graphic on the bottom showing what color each of you are backing (you could swap colors after a trade, of course). It would just make it easier to keep track. LOVE the program, though!
It would eat me up inside when I would see an episode where all contestants were bad. As an athletic kid I always thought I’d smash these “events.” Id been in plays with as many people in that crowd. I think the whole set up can get to some kids(and probably would have me as well) didn’t think that then
the measuring of the high jump when its just two smears is the most infuriating thing ever. If they want to take the lowest point of the highest jump then they need to measure and wipe between every jump. Also, you can tell this is the first of the day for the crew, it takes awhile for the coke to kick in. Even Mike is whispering in the first event.
24:58 you gotta go by the highest point of the lower foot. Otherwise you justify wacky technique getting one foot way high and the other just to scrape.
I think the issue was reds start with the bike was the bikes are back peddle brakes so when she went to start her foot was probably pushing back on the pedal causing it the bike to brake.
Came here to mention this. The pedal on her left looks like it's ahead of the pedal on her right so when she pushes down on her right foot to go she is just putting on the brakes.
No kid back than had their handlebars set that far back. They were usually tilted straight up so your knees didn't hit them when you were sitting and you could stand up on the pedals more comfortably.
an Annual Pantsing tourney where all participants bring in long underwear for Jomboy Media: Target can not be walking all participating parties can wear at max, 1 belt, no suspenders. the idea of pantsing is doing it when someone is there to witness it, so there must be at least one for it to officially count
I like to google the contestants sometimes and I googled Tori Russ, and I think tragically she's passed away as I came across and obituary, and the picture really looks like what Tori would look like grown up.
@@jakeh5220 Ok. I didn't see the page where it showed her DOB. I only saw the obituary page where they write out all the info about who the person was. Glad I'm wrong about her!!!
The reason they measure from the bottkm of the hand/foorprint is to eliminate the advantage of different hand/feet sizes. If 2 people put their hands in the same place and one was a 15 year old boy and the other a 13 year old girl, the advantage goes to the bigger person
Really miss the obstacle course with the elastic bands jungle. Always provides for great laughs when someone goes high instead of low. I wonder if that happened less and less as the show went along with kids having time to have seen the show. Also, I've said it before, but I feel like you should stop fast forwarding through the re-cap of the events. Could be some Mike O'malley gold in there.
They measure the high jump event the same way long jump is measured in Track. You measure the nearest grain of sand that is touched to the take off board. It makes sense in a horizontal jump, dumb for a vertical jump.
Production number 1-12, broadcast number 17. Oh, and last time, we had an all-boys episode. If you want to see an all-girls episode, you'll have to wait for later this season (specifically, episode 1-39).
Depeding on when they shot this, Jimmy could have already tried to pants Jake before we saw this. I'm guessing he doesn't get it done. Jake looked determined to not have it happen. :-D
Forget the stupid ridiculous rules for a minute, they just blatantly screwed up the measurement on the High Jump! At 25:40 it’s CLEARLY at no lower than 12’6” and they said 12’4”?!?!?! Jim said 12’7” and I agree! That was so blatantly bad! Oh my gosh that’s so bad.
Not only is the high jump measuring from the bottom the worst idea ever, but the tick marks aren’t even in inches. There’s only 4 in between 10’ and 10’6” Hopefully they mention this soon
They really should use the top of the foot for measurements. It makes so much more sense lol. There are a lot of things in this show that just remind me of early 90s neighborhood block parties. All the adults would get drunk and pit us kids in ridiculous competions and bet money on us.
Only reason I can think they score the way they do for the high jump is because different kids could have different sized feet/hands so using the bottom would be most fair. Still infuriating though
I don't know if y'all are taking feedback on the trade deadline, but I agree with Jake. Just have trades be allowed up til the deadline before the 3rd event
Trade Discussion: Jake had no interest in a trade Jimmy offered a future 2nd pick and pantsing Jake twice next week plus current 2nd place Katie this episode for Zac's current first place Justin. However if Jimmy fails to pants Jake twice next week the 2nd pick becomes a 1st pick The details of what is consider pantsing where discussed and agreed as bottom of the boxers to where Jake has to pull up his pants with only appropriate company present. Zack accepted the trade Jake's veto power of a future Zack trade from a previous trade was not used.
I love how half the runtime is just trying to iron out the details on various parlays and SGPX's you guys come up with regarding trade and draft order 😂😂
The volleyball event, the water tube wrestling, the high jump with feet are 3 of the worst events I’ve seen. I hope they don’t bring any of those back.
One of the consistently infuriating things you will ever find on the internet... the scoring rules for the high jump on Guts.
Also the fact that there’s only 11 inches between each foot
@@gageslagle7342 thought the same thing but the fat lines are accounting for 2 inches. Still a dumb way of representing it
Isnt it just long jump rules for measuring?
Trade terms:
Jomboy receives - Justin Horton
Zack receives - Katie Davis, two pantsings of Jake within the week, and a future #2 pick (which will turn into a #1 pick if Jomboy can not successfully convey his two pantstings of Jake within a week)
I think we need to clarify what a successful "pants-ing" is. Did they decide the pants have to clear the bottom of the boxers? or was it knees showing?
Pretty sure below the boxers and he can grab em is where they landed
does a single pantsing that reveals genitalia count as two or still one? Does Jake just have to wear compression shorts for a week?
It's kind of hilarious that a group of adults didn't realize "hey, we can probably time this better if we just toss the ball by hand instead of trying to time it with a machine..."
Also these trade offers are going to get insane. At some point, Zack is going to get Jomboy Media ownership options and naming rights to a future child of Jimmy or Jake
The competition and humor in this is really great. One of my favorite JM shows out there.
They thought they could take out the human factor which might give some players an unfair advantage. It is what it is.
Tori rocks. She knew she was getting screwed, and then gave the sarcastic "fuck you"-interview, then came out with the huge win.
I'm honestly so happy for the winner. That was such a close finish, I love the episode started with Justins 15 spike attempts
I mean…..what is that first game? That’s completely unacceptable to just do with no control no practice. The person not throwing the ball correctly almost every single time? U can’t do that. And then u certainly can’t put it on TV. THATS Abysmal. It’s funny too but it’s really hard to watch with that person just throwing the ball whenever wherever they want
First game was total bs. You can definitely see why we have not seen it on any other episode
Purple won 1st game volleyball and it was not run well 😂
Real talk, this is the best thing going on UA-cam.
27:18 They only have 4 marks between 10' and 10'6", as well as between 11' and 11'6" and 12' and 12'6". They 100% make up the measurements.
I think they count the thick lines as two. Like the bottom of the thick line is 1 and the top is 2. Who knows though
TRADE DETAILS (spoilers)
17:55
-Jimmy does not propose a trade to Jake
-Jake subsequently DECLINES the aforementioned trade that Jimmy did not propose
17:56 Jimmy Offers Zach. Zach ACCEPTS
- Zach to receive (Red Player current game, future second round pick, and 2 pants-ing of Jake by Jimmy in company only of appropriate audience)
- Jimmy to receive (Blue Player current game
CONDITIONAL TERMS:
- If Jimmy fails to uphold his contract of 2 pants-ings of Jake within the week, then the second round pick is promoted to a first round pick and Zach receives a future first round pick from Jimmy with no other change being made to the trade details.
DEFINITIONS
- pants-ing (verb, noun)
The act of removing another persons pants and or underwear in a downward motion usually in a public setting or space. Only counts as a pants-ing if the belt gets below the knee.
@jjtv
blockbuster move at the deadline
The trade veto option adds an interesting element. I feel this trade happened partially because Jimmy and Zack at least partially wanted Jake to burn his veto. The trades seem to be more likely to be accepted between two people if there is someone who holds that veto power, thus providing more entertainment.
There really isn’t any real incentive to veto a trade though. Its more just for laughs.
@@Cheapiebeepie Pantsing is an incentive lol
Thinking to hard about something that’s just a joke to him… pretty funny
What an emotional rollercoaster of an ep
Some bikes would brake if you push the pedal backwards. I think that's what Katie did while the pedal was at it's highest peak
Loved back brake bikes. Could slide so much easier lol
If you’re the first person to go in that spike game, the first time it’s ever been played, you’re screwed lol
Jake got screwed on that first event harder than anyone else any other time in this series. His competitor had the fewest attempts, hit 4 out of 5 over and somehow lost to the other girl who only got it over the net once and the boy who got 14 tries? I almost thought GUTS had it out for her after that and O'Malley rooting for her to come in 3rd in the bike race.
UNBELIEVABLE WIN. TORI'S GOT GUTS
We've been desperate for a meaningful Crag event and we finally got it.
Jomboy's little boy getting 1st. 1st, 2nd, 2nd and ending dead last cause of a weak Crag run is great.
Poor batch of contestants but an even level between them, it's like watching a Guts Minor League show. They'd all get destroyed if they got pushed up to the big leagues but there's still enjoyment in watching the game
I don’t remember this volleyball event from when I watched this as a kid.
My guess is they ditch this event in the future real quick.
You need to be keeping a running total of points from all the episodes. It will make the betting so much better if there was a cumulative total you were chasing. You then can make "seasons" where 10 episodes in a season and whoever has the most points in that season is the winner.
Jimmy is really “chill” in this episode. Sometimes it takes an hour, or a couple episodes of GUTS for the “chillness” to kick in.
I found out there's a guts episode with the all that cast. Can't wait for that one
Glad you saved an episode for Jimmy’s BYE week
U thunk they film these in blocks then release whenever. Would explain the out-of-order situation around when Zack was given first pick and the random episodes of other shows in the midst of Guts episodes.
I, for one, celebrate their entire collection.
@@seantimmons5900Thank you! I thought u was lising my mind about that pick order stuff.
I would love if y’all had a graphic on the bottom showing what color each of you are backing (you could swap colors after a trade, of course). It would just make it easier to keep track. LOVE the program, though!
For the Juggler's bullet points they made a typo: Socccer spelled with three CCCs. Right on the heels the Lee debacle.
shout out to Zackh for keeping these volumes on point so we don't have people going insane in the comments like they used to
"They're gonna 3 way tie this and get the f$#% out of Dodge" .... the exact same sentence went through my head at the exact same time. hahaha
Nobody caught the “socccer” at 11:29? Just a mess of an ep all around
Jake going from such sorrow to utter victory is me on a daily basis
It says soccccer at 11:30 😂
It would eat me up inside when I would see an episode where all contestants were bad. As an athletic kid I always thought I’d smash these “events.” Id been in plays with as many people in that crowd. I think the whole set up can get to some kids(and probably would have me as well) didn’t think that then
>Been in play(s?????)
>Athletic kid
Pick one
@@MrEvanNoyesthank you. I'm so confused
@@MrEvanNoyes didn't have to, was able to do both.
@@CactusJackIV Shhhh. Sometimes our perceptions of ourselves are a bit skewed.
My brain switches off whenever the trades come up lol but it's still fun
“A good pantsings past the knee, where I grew up a good pantsings past the knee”- Jake Stromboli 2023
This guys series is hands down the best series on this channel
We need Jake to eat all the Kushy dreams before the ep
the measurements/scoring in the jumping event is INSANE
Anybody else notice Jimmy's magic shirt?
the measuring of the high jump when its just two smears is the most infuriating thing ever. If they want to take the lowest point of the highest jump then they need to measure and wipe between every jump. Also, you can tell this is the first of the day for the crew, it takes awhile for the coke to kick in. Even Mike is whispering in the first event.
14:01 it looks like she jumps up on the pedal but it's too far back so she's just standing on the breaks
24:58 you gotta go by the highest point of the lower foot. Otherwise you justify wacky technique getting one foot way high and the other just to scrape.
I think the issue was reds start with the bike was the bikes are back peddle brakes so when she went to start her foot was probably pushing back on the pedal causing it the bike to brake.
Came here to mention this. The pedal on her left looks like it's ahead of the pedal on her right so when she pushes down on her right foot to go she is just putting on the brakes.
Love this series. Hits home, like Baggage used to
my name's jake, his name's jimmy
No kid back than had their handlebars set that far back. They were usually tilted straight up so your knees didn't hit them when you were sitting and you could stand up on the pedals more comfortably.
Best ending ever.
Soccer is misspelled at 11:35 lol
Why does the Cole Tucker looking Guts employee always get assigned to pool duty?
Few things could have made the high jump more frustrating, but they found a way to do it.
Guts and the single weirdest system for measuring height you've ever seen, name a better duo.
an Annual Pantsing tourney where all participants bring in long underwear for Jomboy Media:
Target can not be walking
all participating parties can wear at max, 1 belt, no suspenders.
the idea of pantsing is doing it when someone is there to witness it, so there must be at least one for it to officially count
We need a Baggage episode where Jomboy and Jake take 100mg an hour before to start
Mike needed to share his coke with the rest of the people on set to bring the energy up
I like to google the contestants sometimes and I googled Tori Russ, and I think tragically she's passed away as I came across and obituary, and the picture really looks like what Tori would look like grown up.
That's not her. The birth year does not line up at all. This Tori was born in the late 70s based on her age and the filming date of GUTS
@@jakeh5220 Ok. I didn't see the page where it showed her DOB. I only saw the obituary page where they write out all the info about who the person was. Glad I'm wrong about her!!!
Just wear suspenders next week, Jake. Easy win
I showed up for the Guts action. I stayed for the concise declaration of terms on the pantsing.
The reason they measure from the bottkm of the hand/foorprint is to eliminate the advantage of different hand/feet sizes. If 2 people put their hands in the same place and one was a 15 year old boy and the other a 13 year old girl, the advantage goes to the bigger person
does anyone know the 1st-2nd-3rd place finish record to date?
This is gonna be a rough couple of episodes with this group of events.
Really miss the obstacle course with the elastic bands jungle. Always provides for great laughs when someone goes high instead of low. I wonder if that happened less and less as the show went along with kids having time to have seen the show.
Also, I've said it before, but I feel like you should stop fast forwarding through the re-cap of the events. Could be some Mike O'malley gold in there.
They measure the high jump event the same way long jump is measured in Track. You measure the nearest grain of sand that is touched to the take off board. It makes sense in a horizontal jump, dumb for a vertical jump.
We have to set a hard rule. Trades after the 2nd event and you CANT see the 3rd event before offering a trade. What is that?
Jim, I loved your jacket this episode. Very 90s vibes. Took me right back to the days when I thought zubaz pants were the coolest thing in the world.
I used to watch this as a kid and don't remember ever seeing the volleyball event. It must not have lasted long!
Who is in charge of JOMBOY HR department? Lol
Production number 1-12, broadcast number 17.
Oh, and last time, we had an all-boys episode. If you want to see an all-girls episode, you'll have to wait for later this season (specifically, episode 1-39).
Depeding on when they shot this, Jimmy could have already tried to pants Jake before we saw this. I'm guessing he doesn't get it done. Jake looked determined to not have it happen. :-D
Lol the promo is perfect for this, Jomboy and Jakey are floating 🍃 💨
you guys really need to just figure out how the scoring works on the agrocrag its not that hard 😂😂😂
great episode
Jake, skip the double belts. Get yourself some overalls.
Or, the big brain move, no pants at all.
13:07 they're lucky there weren't any cops there or she'd get a DUI after a bike right like that looool.
just allow trades until start of the 2nd or 3rd event the two windows is silly
Forget the stupid ridiculous rules for a minute, they just blatantly screwed up the measurement on the High Jump! At 25:40 it’s CLEARLY at no lower than 12’6” and they said 12’4”?!?!?! Jim said 12’7” and I agree! That was so blatantly bad! Oh my gosh that’s so bad.
Can you negotiate a trade after the first event? Then look at the second event before you can do the trade
Not only is the high jump measuring from the bottom the worst idea ever, but the tick marks aren’t even in inches. There’s only 4 in between 10’ and 10’6”
Hopefully they mention this soon
For the Volleyball event, they should have had someone toss the ball over the net as if it was SERVED to the player.
0:02 why is Jake talking about himself in the 3rd person the whole video?
How bout a "wild and crazy kids episode?
They really should use the top of the foot for measurements. It makes so much more sense lol. There are a lot of things in this show that just remind me of early 90s neighborhood block parties. All the adults would get drunk and pit us kids in ridiculous competions and bet money on us.
Zack’s little boy 😂😂
Only reason I can think they score the way they do for the high jump is because different kids could have different sized feet/hands so using the bottom would be most fair. Still infuriating though
I always wanted to be on this show as a kid.
You gotta go with suspenders next week, Jake. They'd look good with your shoulders, too.
Jake going from fuck my life, to I’m the best, is hilarious
I don't know if y'all are taking feedback on the trade deadline, but I agree with Jake. Just have trades be allowed up til the deadline before the 3rd event
Guts, the show where kids get robbed
Trade Discussion:
Jake had no interest in a trade
Jimmy offered a future 2nd pick and pantsing Jake twice next week plus current 2nd place Katie this episode for Zac's current first place Justin. However if Jimmy fails to pants Jake twice next week the 2nd pick becomes a 1st pick
The details of what is consider pantsing where discussed and agreed as bottom of the boxers to where Jake has to pull up his pants with only appropriate company present.
Zack accepted the trade
Jake's veto power of a future Zack trade from a previous trade was not used.
You got Jimmy and Jake’s names confused here lol. You gotta switch them around
@@AliceYobby fixed it I originally had it as Jomboy and Jake and when I went to change it to Jimmy, Jimmy's joke introduction got me
who is this for?
@@mentilly_all they asked for a trade discussion I gave it a shot
You can tell the kushy dreams were hitting hard this episode!
You guys gotta watch glabal guts episodes soon love the vids !
Thank goodness those exist. This has become my favorite watch, and I’m anxious about them running out of eps…
"Just pants me now."
Gotta find another dating show. That stuff was gold.
Would have been hilarious if Jake had let Jimmy pants him then they revealed Jake actually won after 😂😂😂
Blue shoulda got more attempts at volleyball. crazy.
Some events ruined by corruption
Zack he offered two pantsings. Don’t let him get away with just pansting Jake once.
I love how half the runtime is just trying to iron out the details on various parlays and SGPX's you guys come up with regarding trade and draft order 😂😂
Need proof of pantsing before next draft
Jake is really gonna eat all 5 milligrams?? Bro chilllll that’s wild
I can’t believe how well zacks trade worked last week. Actually nutty
Zack better be Jakes body gaurd now to lock up that #1 pick
The volleyball event, the water tube wrestling, the high jump with feet are 3 of the worst events I’ve seen. I hope they don’t bring any of those back.
I really want you guys to get to "Global GUTS", much better events and much better athletes!
I need to know if any “pantsing” took place.