The Very Best of Top Gear Series 5 News (Funny Moments)

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @chrisp9859
    @chrisp9859 3 місяці тому +96

    Top Gear with these 3 will always have a special place in my heart.

  • @MegaKrayZay
    @MegaKrayZay 3 місяці тому +153

    “Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming Stationary, that’s what gets you”
    Interesting thing is, Jeremy is right.

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 2 місяці тому

      Uhhhh, no, he's not. Speed has absolutely killed people before. When scientists were just learning about/able to reach sound barrier breaking speeds, they wanted to know what it would do to a person, so they made a ___ mile, dead straight, rail track in a desert somewhere in the midwestern US, and made a metal chair that essentially had rocket boosters bolted onto the back of it. They then, _somehow_ , found a volunteer to sit in the chair as it was rocketed past the sound barrier in order to figure out what that kind of speed did to a person. I can't remember if he died on the first go, or if it was the second one, but it blew out his eardrums, his eyeballs, and there were some other injuries of course as well, but the gist of it is that one of those tests killed him. It wasn't from slowing down suddenly in his case either, it was literally from the effects of the chair just being completely exposed with no windscreen or anything to divert the wind, so his body was bearing the full aerodynamic effects of what the metal body/frame of most _jet fighters_ usually take. Pretty crazy how fucked up/stupid we used to be as a people to think that was going to end well in any way for the volunteer.
      I'm sure there are other examples, but I don't know of those off the top of my head. Once you remember how powerful the physics of air pressure is at high speeds, it becomes very easy to understand that there are clearly plenty of ways for outright speed itself to kill someone.

    • @sneakyfox4651
      @sneakyfox4651 Місяць тому +14

      There's another one from two Danish comedians parodying the former friday afternoon "Traffic Radio" from the 80s:
      "The longer time you stay on the road, the bigger the risk of a crash, so it's safest to get from A to B as fast as possible as you stay much less time on the road".

    • @Dave5843-d9m
      @Dave5843-d9m Місяць тому +4

      Why are you driving so fast. So the cops have less time to catch me.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 9 днів тому

      ​@@sneakyfox4651old. Australian mag in the early 80s posited that

    • @sneakyfox4651
      @sneakyfox4651 9 днів тому

      @@sugarnads Well, then it's true on at least two continents. :0)

  • @AndouHarvey
    @AndouHarvey 4 місяці тому +79

    "Did you read the label on the tablets this morning?" Im stealing that. LMFAO

  • @rom3756
    @rom3756 4 місяці тому +262

    Does anyone else use these to fall asleep

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 місяці тому +16

      Nah. That's what BBC Parliament is for 😂

    • @TheAandGprojects
      @TheAandGprojects 4 місяці тому +7

      Yep

    • @amanezca
      @amanezca 4 місяці тому +13

      Yess! Glad it's not just me

    • @jameswalker7459
      @jameswalker7459 3 місяці тому +6

      Great for insomnia

    • @Paulcousins
      @Paulcousins 3 місяці тому +7

      Yep settling down for another night ha 🎉

  • @moonliteX
    @moonliteX 5 місяців тому +379

    Why don't we have tv like this anymore?

    • @hellocar123
      @hellocar123 5 місяців тому +74

      cause nothing is good now. everything used to be better. except for medicine and safety

    • @daeganguse5729
      @daeganguse5729 4 місяці тому +101

      Because everyone is offended by this kind of comedy and they’d get cancelled after the first season.

    • @michaelrawson6261
      @michaelrawson6261 4 місяці тому +68

      Simple answer::... woke lefty and lefty--liberal censoring muppets. Had I my way, I'd bring back all the 70s and 80s sitcoms and comedy/dramas for two reasons,
      1)most of them were brilliant.
      2)to really, and I DO MEAN REALLY piss off the wokes!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 4 місяці тому +14

      ​@@michaelrawson6261 Jimmy Savile will fix it

    • @DioTheGreatOne
      @DioTheGreatOne 4 місяці тому +23

      Entertainment is dead, DEI and ESG killed it.

  • @tripprogers4814
    @tripprogers4814 4 місяці тому +127

    Dear So Called Top Gear Compiler, job well done!
    sincerely, Mr. Needham

  • @dogsoup5561
    @dogsoup5561 2 місяці тому +38

    "Oversteer is a left-wing plot."😂

    • @TheSeaTones
      @TheSeaTones 2 місяці тому +1

      fucking quality tele man hahahahahahahaha

  • @Jakawak
    @Jakawak 3 місяці тому +14

    Jeremy struggling to decide if he's singing Dueling Banjos or Inspector Gadget to not repel his sister always amuses me.

  • @jensthoelen7699
    @jensthoelen7699 4 місяці тому +33

    this was peak television

  • @fredschriks8554
    @fredschriks8554 4 місяці тому +71

    "Birmingham's gone" 🤣🤣

    • @jamesheath4845
      @jamesheath4845 4 місяці тому +15

      Oh No! Anyway...

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@jamesheath4845Many of my neighbours' reactions lol

    • @t-bagbagwell1327
      @t-bagbagwell1327 4 місяці тому +5

      I heard it as Burningham😂

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 3 місяці тому +3

      All the more relevant now 😅

  • @cityladtv
    @cityladtv 2 місяці тому +36

    Who still misses this programme in 2024? _me

  • @michaelharvey3254
    @michaelharvey3254 3 місяці тому +4

    From the road map section, I can confirm going through Eccleshall away from the speed cameras is indeed faster 😂😂

  • @jardanijonovich1951
    @jardanijonovich1951 4 місяці тому +11

    Someone should stream all episodes of Top Gear (2002-2015) and The Grand Tour for showing respect

  • @WilliamTurk
    @WilliamTurk Місяць тому +3

    26:29 Even the glove compartment was surprised.

  • @EchririFishing
    @EchririFishing 5 місяців тому +22

    I want one of these phone receivers.. and I want ir NOW!

  • @marcor18a
    @marcor18a 4 місяці тому +13

    Its strange seeing Hammond critiquing the 911

    • @jcgabriel1569
      @jcgabriel1569 4 місяці тому +5

      Well, he's yet to have his mid-life crisis at the time...

  • @michaelellarby9
    @michaelellarby9 3 місяці тому +11

    Rip the modern day 3 stooges 😂

  • @Zootopia96
    @Zootopia96 4 місяці тому +16

    9:02 is this the first car to have what we now know to be AdBlue?

    • @keithavian8129
      @keithavian8129 4 місяці тому +5

      Yes or three correct none is diesel exhaust fluid, peugeot did it I mi 2000s too (eolys fluid) adblue is actually abrand name

    • @Halliday57
      @Halliday57 4 місяці тому

      ⁠​⁠@@keithavian8129Eolys fluid is injected into the diesel fuel not the exhaust.

    • @Dave5843-d9m
      @Dave5843-d9m Місяць тому +1

      It’s pig wee. Specifically 32.5% urea and 67.5% deionized water.

  • @harvisterc
    @harvisterc 4 місяці тому +23

    I respect the woman defending Hammond 14:09

    • @mo2827
      @mo2827 22 дні тому

      You idiot

  • @tyronewhitehead2737
    @tyronewhitehead2737 3 місяці тому +7

    Miss you all

  • @CricketEngland
    @CricketEngland 4 місяці тому +4

    Such a shame you were unable to link up the sound properly

  • @country18lover
    @country18lover 3 місяці тому +1

    My first car was a Kia Rio and I loved it!!

  • @yeronimo_music
    @yeronimo_music 3 місяці тому +2

    Bionic fish car lmao 😂

  • @christopherdean1326
    @christopherdean1326 4 місяці тому +4

    8:06. The thing is, technically movement through air and water are both governed by fluid dynamics, they are essentially the same thing. Something that goes through water easily will go through air easily. Also, look for a video of penguins moving through water. They "fly" through water....

  • @LukeS117
    @LukeS117 Місяць тому

    My favorite era of topgear

  • @Dave5843-d9m
    @Dave5843-d9m 4 місяці тому +1

    Cameron Diaz with wheels on. 🤣

  • @Dave5843-d9m
    @Dave5843-d9m Місяць тому

    Nissan Micra Cabrio coming out at Christmas. Ba-da boom - right under the radar.

  • @lycanmotions
    @lycanmotions 14 днів тому

    BAD NEWS!
    I once actually saw two Mercedes Bionic cars in my town. Some fish tank loving scoundrel who was my art teacher in my high school once owned a blue one but she somehow has had an accident in it. My engineering teacher purchased one as well but little did I know is that he sold it for a Citroen C4 after being made fun of it twice.

  • @jimmybrewer7041
    @jimmybrewer7041 5 днів тому

    Looks like dad needs to go to the Cheesecake Factory for some cheesecake and scotch. (Step Brothers)

  • @alanchantiefighterskuanlia627
    @alanchantiefighterskuanlia627 4 місяці тому +12

    7:28 the worst car ever. Always breakdown and spare parts cost more than the value of the car 😂

    • @Bonk_Bonkus
      @Bonk_Bonkus 4 місяці тому +1

      Maybe that's what they meant by "my first Lotus"

  • @burnerog
    @burnerog 2 місяці тому +2

    One of the most tragic events in television history.! The loss of Top Gear was a moment in time.! RIP
    (The BBC’s biggest loss in revenue ever)

  • @user-pk6zb7ir6f
    @user-pk6zb7ir6f 23 дні тому +1

    Jeremy punched a fellow worker and got the snow shit canned

  • @9256steven
    @9256steven 4 місяці тому +1

    20:48 "That will do it" like it.

  • @Chrzs2cj
    @Chrzs2cj 10 днів тому

    I miss these days!

  • @lottiefottie7450
    @lottiefottie7450 2 місяці тому +1

    Théby basically invented podcasts

  • @johnsmithschannel999
    @johnsmithschannel999 Місяць тому

    And that wee wee is called adblue now.

  • @ethanfrenzc19
    @ethanfrenzc19 2 місяці тому

    He made me go 60😳😂

  • @paulburns3039
    @paulburns3039 2 місяці тому

    You can put him in your hand bag!!

  • @jameswalker7459
    @jameswalker7459 3 місяці тому

    Hands free is dangerous

  • @aidentrejo2737
    @aidentrejo2737 4 місяці тому +2

    ₽304,000 for a pagani they are going for twice that now jeez!

  • @markchapman1757
    @markchapman1757 3 місяці тому

    It's now called Adblue.

  • @evanmoraitis5921
    @evanmoraitis5921 2 місяці тому +5

    Just like Dr Who will always be Tom Baker & Jon Pertwee, Top Gear is always only Clarkson, May & Hammond!

  • @ulfeirravenwulf
    @ulfeirravenwulf 4 місяці тому +1

    😅😅

  • @WestPat23
    @WestPat23 2 місяці тому

    Mercedes invented DEF fluid?!?

  • @compphysgeek
    @compphysgeek 2 місяці тому

    you know what? The fish car, I'll have it. It's butt-ugly, but it's kinda cute.

  • @afrog2666
    @afrog2666 25 днів тому

    "do you take exercise?"
    Is exercise some sort of pill, I thought it was something you DO, not something you TAKE.
    "what`s your plan for the day?"
    Well first I`m going to do a shower, then I`m constructing a cup of tea after I take my exercise..

  • @CricketEngland
    @CricketEngland 4 місяці тому

    One video in 3 years ?

  • @frasermackenzie7275
    @frasermackenzie7275 3 місяці тому

    That Fish Mercedes-Benz uses what is D.E.F. that non-deleted diesel trucks have to use for emissions control.
    Yes, it is basically cow urine

  • @999theeagle
    @999theeagle 22 дні тому

    2024 here. Angelina hasnt aged well. Take the car.

  • @jamescoltman4365
    @jamescoltman4365 Місяць тому

    Good tv has gone for ever

  • @richardmortimer8147
    @richardmortimer8147 4 місяці тому +2

    25% isn't very many (who would prefer to be in a car than with Angelina Jolie). Also, have you seen her drive? There.... see... She might be brilliant, but she might not...

  • @frankjager2420
    @frankjager2420 4 місяці тому +1

    Hate to say it but the new(er) NSX might have done better in sales, if it wasnt called the NSX

    • @KingZedusPrime2009TyrentKaiju
      @KingZedusPrime2009TyrentKaiju 4 місяці тому

      How?

    • @frankjager2420
      @frankjager2420 4 місяці тому +1

      @@KingZedusPrime2009TyrentKaiju by not giving it a well known popular name. Doing so gives it large shoes to fill. Had it been called something else, it would have been looked at differently

  • @horikitasuzune2412
    @horikitasuzune2412 3 місяці тому

    These clips are iphone screencaps

  • @retronnaldestersonterson
    @retronnaldestersonterson 5 місяців тому +5

    7:04 very offended .

  • @burnerog
    @burnerog 2 місяці тому

    Top Gears replacement show (and its name currently escapes me.!) was a poor replacement of the original.! TOP GEAR (WAS) the best motoring show EVER.! (Until it went silly, chasing a broader audience and ended up losing its way.! Thanks to the BBC.!)

    • @razorr_o
      @razorr_o Місяць тому +1

      The Grand Tour?

  • @patrickdoyle9369
    @patrickdoyle9369 3 місяці тому +1

    Yeah the Boxer and porsche are ugly looking things.. Even if i were a billionaire i'd never buy one.. Would not sit in one either a bit like a BMW also. If i had to go from one end of the country and all i had was a BMW, then i'd rather walk.. They are driven mostly by idiots and look like bricks. Oh and they're vastly over priced heaps of crap.

  • @gwauk205
    @gwauk205 5 місяців тому +5

    Isn’t everyone about everything now? Humanity is so weak now.

    • @hellocar123
      @hellocar123 5 місяців тому +5

      its a fucking shame

  • @user-pk6zb7ir6f
    @user-pk6zb7ir6f 23 дні тому

    The show

  • @user-pk6zb7ir6f
    @user-pk6zb7ir6f 23 дні тому

    It tisnt

  • @fraMOON635
    @fraMOON635 5 місяців тому +4

    7k £ in UK, but in Malaisya? 1500 £ ! CAR PRICES ARE ARTIFICIEL. INDEXED ON 2 YEARS MIN WAGE !! WHY, FUKERS? 😮 POS

    • @Sh4quille0atmeal
      @Sh4quille0atmeal 5 місяців тому +13

      probably also because people in malaysa earn on average 13k GBP per year and in the UK is roughly 34k GBP. Your car prices are cheaper in malaysia because you're poor and selling them for 7k GBP nobody would be able to buy them.

    • @trooperdgb9722
      @trooperdgb9722 4 місяці тому +4

      Prices are ALWAYS region dependent. Its nothing new mate!

  • @gizzyguzzi
    @gizzyguzzi Місяць тому

    ok. that was 2004