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  • Опубліковано 16 чер 2011
  • The boys put a Mercedes S65 AMG, a Rolls Royce Ghost and a small Zastava to the test, in a getaway run from the Albanian police. Taken from series 16, episode 5.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @Sizifus
    @Sizifus 4 роки тому +5362

    "I'll see you in Spain, lads!"
    Gets respawned in England

    • @MercianKing
      @MercianKing 3 роки тому +125

      6 hours in hospital did the trick

    • @didncozosksma4466
      @didncozosksma4466 3 роки тому +86

      @@MercianKing Every time a GTA protagonist die, they respawn at the nearest hospital

    • @SpeedBird6780
      @SpeedBird6780 3 роки тому +36

      @@didncozosksma4466 except if killed by Franklin Clinton.

    • @rachelmiglionico8121
      @rachelmiglionico8121 3 роки тому +26

      Oh cock

    • @jaafar8861
      @jaafar8861 3 роки тому +9

      700th like

  • @TheHorseOutside
    @TheHorseOutside 4 роки тому +11171

    "James May is dead"
    *audience cheering*

  • @gustajuy5983
    @gustajuy5983 3 роки тому +9358

    “Crikey, it’s the Albanian rozzers!”
    James May, master bank robber.

    • @darwinshrestha7306
      @darwinshrestha7306 3 роки тому +15

      Can you please explain this joke?

    • @reece7574
      @reece7574 3 роки тому +236

      @@darwinshrestha7306 there's no joke. It's just the humour of is posh shock. 'rozzers' is british slang for police. Crikey is a term ysed by people when their suprised or shocked.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 2 роки тому +51

      former* master bank robber

    • @STYtrainspotter2007
      @STYtrainspotter2007 2 роки тому +17

      I don't think he is a master bank robber he fell off a cliff

    • @mr.unknown4914
      @mr.unknown4914 2 роки тому +1

      Serbia better

  • @jaymercer4692
    @jaymercer4692 3 роки тому +3263

    “Ah crikey it’s the Albanian rozzers” is perhaps the most iconic line from top gear. It’s easily my favourite line in the whole show.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 2 роки тому +82

      "Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius"

    • @fkez0510
      @fkez0510 2 роки тому +79

      "so if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia..... *dies laughing*"
      Is my favourite

    • @mangoshake
      @mangoshake 2 роки тому +68

      "As dawn broke, the peace and serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal."

    • @jhamartbrown
      @jhamartbrown Рік тому +32

      "Sometimes my genius, it's almost frightening" I would argue is more iconic

    • @frostymaster615
      @frostymaster615 Рік тому

      what does it mean tho?

  • @k20zach
    @k20zach 3 роки тому +14964

    oh how 9 year old me thought this was real

    • @user-oq9zd5rx3e
      @user-oq9zd5rx3e 3 роки тому +978

      But it clearly is.

    • @jeff1595
      @jeff1595 3 роки тому +91

      @@user-oq9zd5rx3e yep lol😂

    • @abeggarsbazzokasoldier9138
      @abeggarsbazzokasoldier9138 3 роки тому +286

      yOu StAgEd A bAnK rObBeRy?! I cAn’T bElIVE iT?!?

    • @dattroll2019
      @dattroll2019 3 роки тому +26

      it was tho

    • @Akotski-ys9rr
      @Akotski-ys9rr 3 роки тому +243

      You really believed that James may died? I used to think they actually killed the actors in movies so it’s not that surprising

  • @tarnell3904
    @tarnell3904 3 роки тому +9966

    Such dedication on their part. They actually robbed a bank and got away with it and James actually died. The dedication man

    • @JAKETHESNAKE-cj1up
      @JAKETHESNAKE-cj1up 2 роки тому +92

      waiting for an r/woooosh moment

    • @iluvlean
      @iluvlean 2 роки тому +107

      @@JAKETHESNAKE-cj1up when will that die

    • @chance5620
      @chance5620 2 роки тому +105

      Does that mean he's not coming on then?

    • @marilllover2177
      @marilllover2177 2 роки тому +15

      @@chance5620 Well chance he kills him by rolling off a cliff just to avoid the roadblock formed by the Albanian rozzers so no Chance he's not coming.

    • @miguelmars422
      @miguelmars422 2 роки тому +19

      C'mon homie, you down with the Grove or what?

  • @daltonbecker4494
    @daltonbecker4494 3 роки тому +1290

    The image of Jeremy walking around casually with a duffle bag full of money and a TT-33 in the other hand with a stocking on his head is one of the most underrated moment of this show.

    • @train_-su6yv
      @train_-su6yv 2 роки тому +3

      😆

    • @excavalon1366
      @excavalon1366 Рік тому +29

      What completes the image is Jeremy reminding himself to 'look normal' when he sticks out like a sore thumb.

    • @AstroGains
      @AstroGains Рік тому +2

      @@train_-su6yv h

    • @GoogleGebruiker
      @GoogleGebruiker Рік тому +6

      @@excavalon1366 "look normal look normal"

  • @josephikrakowskiwithflextape
    @josephikrakowskiwithflextape 3 роки тому +916

    "I'll see you in spain, lads!"
    *f0ckin dies*

    • @joaquingonzalez834
      @joaquingonzalez834 2 роки тому +23

      if only i could tell him the s was silent

    • @stevenarmijos8189
      @stevenarmijos8189 2 роки тому +16

      @@joaquingonzalez834 most probably the "a" was silent

    • @chelnahtheegghead
      @chelnahtheegghead 2 роки тому +6

      @@stevenarmijos8189 “I’ll see you in spin, lads”?

    • @richardendresz161
      @richardendresz161 2 роки тому +2

      James didn’t know at the time that he wasn’t going to Spain he was going to brazil

  • @jackevans7473
    @jackevans7473 5 років тому +3158

    Literally just robbed a bank and getting away:
    Richard Hammond:
    “Seatbelt safety”

    • @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
      @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 5 років тому +28

      Jack Evans because, most people end up dying in crashes trying to evade the...
      oh, wait. i just remembered the Silverado driver dying in a police chase.

    • @rianglynn4790
      @rianglynn4790 4 роки тому +4

      yes, that's the joke. they're not being serious just in case some idiot doesn't get the satire

    • @willowashe
      @willowashe 4 роки тому +9

      Well... It *is* Richard Hammond. And there were a lot of bends in that road.

    • @doge5603
      @doge5603 4 роки тому +2

      Why would you want to die with bunch of money?

    • @bigdog95355
      @bigdog95355 4 роки тому +2

      @@willowashe 😁

  • @pijuka
    @pijuka 5 років тому +7057

    "Oh crikey, it's the Albanian rozzers!"

    • @el21xx
      @el21xx 5 років тому +52

      Concept. Favorite line bro😂.. they made a vid about this line

    • @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
      @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 5 років тому +32

      *(misses a gear)*

    • @adam3049
      @adam3049 4 роки тому +5

      @@el21xx what video

    • @JagwarX
      @JagwarX 4 роки тому +16

      Most British thing to say

    • @shaneh1872
      @shaneh1872 4 роки тому +6

      The best line ever said on tv

  • @buzzinga4
    @buzzinga4 2 роки тому +170

    2:27 the fact that May presses the horn and no sound comes out just makes everything a lot funnier

    • @ItzMeAstroMC
      @ItzMeAstroMC 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂

    • @Nathaniel2256Studios
      @Nathaniel2256Studios 8 місяців тому +4

      The steering wheel was taken from MK3 Fiesta, so it was obvious they forgot to do the horn too 😅

    • @ahmadkhaled7590
      @ahmadkhaled7590 2 місяці тому +1

      As a person who owned one of these before i can confirm that the horn is on the light arm not in the steering wheel for some reasons 😂😂💔

  • @umi_tao33
    @umi_tao33 2 роки тому +507

    "I'll see you in Spain lads"
    James crashing and seeing the dummy fly out of the car gets me everytime,🤣

    • @chriss4901
      @chriss4901 Рік тому +53

      What dummy? That was James committed to his role

    • @nitroassassin17
      @nitroassassin17 Рік тому +15

      Spain but the 's' is silent

    • @soarinskies1105
      @soarinskies1105 11 місяців тому +4

      @@nitroassassin17 you live in pain?

    • @nitroassassin17
      @nitroassassin17 11 місяців тому +4

      @@soarinskies1105 I meant James ended up in pain instead of Spain

    • @soarinskies1105
      @soarinskies1105 11 місяців тому

      @@nitroassassin17 oh lol

  • @sheev9852
    @sheev9852 6 років тому +18123

    If you have a Rolls Royce as a getaway car then I don't think that you'd need to rob a bank

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 5 років тому +1472

      May I offer an emendation: if you have a Rolls Royce then you can rob the bank more effectively from the board room than with some tights over your head.

    • @wernerharms4833
      @wernerharms4833 5 років тому +327

      RR is stolen,too.

    • @bennylloyd-willner9667
      @bennylloyd-willner9667 5 років тому +573

      One day you will have to service it, THEN you will need to rob a bank 😁

    • @spearmintflavoured1546
      @spearmintflavoured1546 5 років тому +35

      Dafydd Rees-Jones keeping up on those car payments

    • @isaakwelch3451
      @isaakwelch3451 5 років тому +50

      @@spearmintflavoured1546 Considering how little cash most banks actually have you might only get a payment or two for your rolls.

  • @TheRealTburt
    @TheRealTburt 3 роки тому +3694

    2:00 Motorcycle cop chasing in style with a cigarette in his mouth like a 1980s American action star.

  • @CopperKid_CDN
    @CopperKid_CDN 3 роки тому +127

    I love the motorcycle cop with the cigarette, he’s like “ya there might be a bank robbery, but I’m finishing my dart dam it”

    • @71sc502
      @71sc502 2 роки тому +4

      Gotta love chuffing back a fat dart

  • @sultanmehmoodghaznavi6312
    @sultanmehmoodghaznavi6312 2 роки тому +42

    2:00 that's the coolest cop I've ever seen! 😂

  • @robin6469
    @robin6469 6 років тому +5839

    This bank heist is how they were able to keep financing their show

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 5 років тому +18279

    The Albanian cops are insanely good at handbrake turns. Teenage girls must be all over them.

    • @NotLowreyLmao
      @NotLowreyLmao 5 років тому +35

      Not cool fxf

    • @fxftube7949
      @fxftube7949 5 років тому +661

      Skylie it’s not a hate comment it was part of an episode where they were trying to embarrass each other in front of the girls

    • @heavyhanded1782
      @heavyhanded1782 5 років тому +93

      FXFTube but it’s all women not just teenage girls...

    • @jldldr3933
      @jldldr3933 4 роки тому +67

      Initial D: Tiranë. I'm still waiting.

    • @APWDUNCAN
      @APWDUNCAN 4 роки тому +99

      They are not cops.... They are rozers

  • @yousufburhani2845
    @yousufburhani2845 3 роки тому +100

    2:33 I repeat this quote on a daily

  • @The12thDimension.
    @The12thDimension. 2 роки тому +91

    Seeing a Rolls-Royce going at those speeds on the winding mountain roads is a pretty incredible sight

    • @bikkiikun
      @bikkiikun 10 місяців тому +2

      In the end it's a BMW. And the Bentley, that they used before the Zastava, is a VW. So...

    • @blob22201
      @blob22201 Місяць тому +1

      The Bentley flying off the cliff in the end is majestic as well.

  • @janispavilsmilevskis8249
    @janispavilsmilevskis8249 5 років тому +8687

    When I was 6 I really thought James May died

    • @jirkacoupek2744
      @jirkacoupek2744 5 років тому +565

      I guess you are like 7 now right?

    • @janispavilsmilevskis8249
      @janispavilsmilevskis8249 5 років тому +255

      Jiří Čoupek 13

    • @mattbraman8487
      @mattbraman8487 5 років тому +389

      I swear I saw his body fly out of the car but it was probably a dummy

    • @MrRedDevilx
      @MrRedDevilx 5 років тому +108

      Same!! I was like 12 atm.....and I Cried FR

    • @harryjones5347
      @harryjones5347 5 років тому +311

      Lmao the replies on this are so toxic take a chill pill

  • @epickimster2255
    @epickimster2255 4 роки тому +3284

    “You’ll never take me alive coppers”
    Drives off a mountain and appears next episode

  • @BenilJoseph
    @BenilJoseph 2 роки тому +28

    "The next morning we found a bank full of money, and robbed it. "
    Lmao

  • @aleksihaapasaari
    @aleksihaapasaari 2 роки тому +18

    2:25 the horn not working is comedy gold

  • @lemons6973
    @lemons6973 5 років тому +7291

    "So.. James May is dead.."
    *Round of applause*

    • @screamsinrussian5773
      @screamsinrussian5773 5 років тому +83

      [Seinfeld theme]

    • @ChrisMolyneaux93
      @ChrisMolyneaux93 4 роки тому +127

      Does that mean he's not coming on, then?

    • @shaanp_2260
      @shaanp_2260 4 роки тому +33

      you can actually see james hanging out of the car

    • @bossmansal67
      @bossmansal67 4 роки тому +17

      @@shaanp_2260
      It was a dummy

    • @exoticcompilations6915
      @exoticcompilations6915 4 роки тому +25

      go to 6:32 and pause the video and look at the guy that’s flying out of the car hahah

  • @Jedi_Spartan_38
    @Jedi_Spartan_38 3 роки тому +10532

    I'm trying to imagine the conversation that took place between the BBC and the Albanian police to make this happen. Also weird how often Top Gear did 'race out of a country' challenges

    • @trumpemendous2330
      @trumpemendous2330 3 роки тому +2295

      Let me help you.
      Top Gear: we offer you a ridiculous amount of money.
      Albanian Government: say no more

    • @anonymoususer7792
      @anonymoususer7792 3 роки тому +413

      @@trumpemendous2330 really works like that there.

    • @MyKillerson
      @MyKillerson 3 роки тому +683

      @@anonymoususer7792
      Really works like that everywhere

    • @devinkolka8002
      @devinkolka8002 3 роки тому +211

      @@trumpemendous2330 *a small loan of a million dollars*

    • @Brasc
      @Brasc 3 роки тому +319

      Alabama showed them that the practice was necessary. Argentina showed that the practice was worth it.

  • @victorlussier5477
    @victorlussier5477 2 роки тому +32

    1:17 that sequence of james running and swearing at richard and jeremy kills me everytime lol

  • @fives2155
    @fives2155 3 роки тому +55

    "Aw Crikey its the Albanian Rozzers!"
    Classic TG

    • @basicallystupid7080
      @basicallystupid7080 2 роки тому +2

      i feel like the new one would say “aw man its the police!”, jeremy era is a lot better

  • @jldldr3933
    @jldldr3933 4 роки тому +2656

    "Ah. Huh" Now that's a british man dying in a car accident. Official sound effect.

    • @mixrable1212
      @mixrable1212 4 роки тому +31

      M8 sound effect #2

    • @thetominator1876
      @thetominator1876 4 роки тому +5

      Didn't die

    • @lupurednic8624
      @lupurednic8624 4 роки тому +26

      @@thetominator1876 r/wooosh

    • @hoobaguy4311
      @hoobaguy4311 4 роки тому +31

      It would've been funnier if he just said "oh cock" one time.

    • @rjaxxxas
      @rjaxxxas 4 роки тому +7

      I just noticed the dummy swinging about.

  • @lostpockets2227
    @lostpockets2227 4 роки тому +1570

    6:15 *rolls car off cliff, at high speed*
    "Damn!"
    *car rolls violently down the hill*
    "hoh!"

    • @someguy8951
      @someguy8951 3 роки тому +22

      Damn it I don't think I had insurance either

    • @josiahnunez9398
      @josiahnunez9398 3 роки тому +15

      Tbh I couldnt stop laughing he could have rammed into them but no he ramped off a cliff

    • @omarfannoun417
      @omarfannoun417 3 роки тому +2

      It’s funny that I thought James may was actually in the car when it rolled over back when I was 10 years old

    • @foshifonuki
      @foshifonuki 3 роки тому +5

      Blimey!

  • @daunteuflay4859
    @daunteuflay4859 3 роки тому +53

    6:09 Fun Fact: Beacause of this nearly everyday I'll find myself saying "I'll see you in Spain, lads!" in random places.

  • @thunderlips5293
    @thunderlips5293 2 роки тому +15

    6:06 the voice of a man who knows what has to be done

  • @TChops-hi7hr
    @TChops-hi7hr 5 років тому +1313

    "Why did we rob a bank at rush hour, Hammond?"

    • @shizukadoitsukitsune1919
      @shizukadoitsukitsune1919 4 роки тому +3

      Hamoood hamood
      Habibi hamood, hamood habibi

    • @opposingthunder2912
      @opposingthunder2912 4 роки тому +13

      I thought jezza said "why didnt we rob a bank in russia", lol 😅

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 4 роки тому

      Like number 200. I thought you should know.

    • @coastliner7009
      @coastliner7009 4 роки тому +11

      “Why didnt we hust use a cashpoint like everything else?”

  • @Shepard_AU
    @Shepard_AU 4 роки тому +1594

    Richard @ 6:36 ''It probably didn't hurt much.''
    I take it he's speaking from experience

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 3 роки тому +1

      How?

    • @KeVsPIXEL
      @KeVsPIXEL 3 роки тому +77

      @@Zak-ob5ze His Jet powered dragster crash

    • @johntelekom9712
      @johntelekom9712 3 роки тому +28

      @@KeVsPIXEL I think he meant the rimac crash, he fell down a mountain too

    • @KeVsPIXEL
      @KeVsPIXEL 3 роки тому +52

      @@johntelekom9712 The rimac crash was in 2017 and this ep is from 2011, how would he be speaking from experience about a crash in the future? lmao

    • @johntelekom9712
      @johntelekom9712 3 роки тому

      @@KeVsPIXEL there was no mention about experience in the video, just from OP

  • @TheAdaoo7
    @TheAdaoo7 11 місяців тому +20

    1:16 quite possibly one of the funniest top gear moments ever

  • @michael-ehw2961
    @michael-ehw2961 3 роки тому +50

    “I’ll see you in Spain lads”
    Falls off a cliff

  • @videoclips2150
    @videoclips2150 5 років тому +2792

    You’ll never take me Alive
    The cops face was like ok drive off a mountain I don’t care

    • @CourierSiix
      @CourierSiix 4 роки тому +5

      @Gappie Al Kebabi no shit

    • @audaxhistoricus7467
      @audaxhistoricus7467 4 роки тому +5

      If you pause the video you can see James flying out of the car with his ass crack showing

    • @RedGreenLugar
      @RedGreenLugar 4 роки тому +12

      To be fair if he did stop the albanians would have just thrown James off the cliff, essentially ol James made their jobs easier. A proper gentlemen

    • @arjanmara1031
      @arjanmara1031 4 роки тому +3

      @@RedGreenLugar why do u think like that ???

    • @Tstahl962
      @Tstahl962 4 роки тому +5

      Well, reduces execution cost, good for the country

  • @DarthYryn
    @DarthYryn 9 років тому +890

    The kind of epicness we will never get to see again... RIP Top Gear .............

    • @drcheekyisback
      @drcheekyisback 9 років тому +46

      Hope three of them get together and make their own show..

    • @dainiusvysniauskas2049
      @dainiusvysniauskas2049 9 років тому +1

      drcheekyisback There are rumors spreading about Top Speed, which would feature all three of them.

    • @brohan914
      @brohan914 9 років тому

      Dainius Vyšniauskas
      which network? If I was a network suit I'd be bending over backwards to sign those three

    • @dainiusvysniauskas2049
      @dainiusvysniauskas2049 9 років тому +1

      rideordie If I remember right it's Sky 1.

    • @TamirB.98
      @TamirB.98 9 років тому +14

      drcheekyisback With blackjack and hookers

  • @rockrick9988
    @rockrick9988 2 роки тому +23

    the way james comes out of the bank is so good man. the gun, the posture, that man is a legend

  • @craigmcguinn9007
    @craigmcguinn9007 3 роки тому +21

    James falling down a cliff: “oww” “ugh”

  • @MEZ92
    @MEZ92 7 років тому +475

    "The next morning we found a bank full of money...and robbed it" XD

  • @rhysrothwell1317
    @rhysrothwell1317 4 роки тому +827

    "Whyd we rob a bank at rush hour" quality 😂

    • @katherinecurtis1747
      @katherinecurtis1747 3 роки тому +16

      Rhys Rothwell why didn’t we use a cashpoint like everyone else

  • @liljanasufaj4130
    @liljanasufaj4130 2 роки тому +22

    These guys were racing in one of the most dangerous roads in Albania. Llogara Pass has taken quite a lot of lives in the past, when the road was narrow, half of this on the video. If you fall from up there, you are certainly dead, no other options...
    But, it is an awesome road to drive, the views are outstanding!

  • @ReachForTheSky
    @ReachForTheSky 3 роки тому +13

    "I'll see you in Spain, lads" remains my fave TG quote

  • @adnansayeed4917
    @adnansayeed4917 7 років тому +411

    Clarkson : "So James May is dead :("
    Hammond : "ANYWAY :D"

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 5 років тому +5

      It's INCONVENIENT.. 😆

    • @StrangeQuark
      @StrangeQuark 5 років тому +1

      he wanted too much of the bank job money

  • @tinktinkbell97
    @tinktinkbell97 3 роки тому +628

    Jeremy: "How do women wear tights?"
    My immediate thought: "Not on our heads."

    • @noobf8783
      @noobf8783 3 роки тому +5

      خلاص نسيت جسمك cereal is soup

    • @heisenburger2502
      @heisenburger2502 2 роки тому +5

      Milk is paint

    • @rosemaryfriedw124a8
      @rosemaryfriedw124a8 2 роки тому +16

      The perfect way to properly wear tights is to put them on the intake after removing the air filter.
      Or put them on the exhaust as the particulate filter.

    • @lemonmaster8933
      @lemonmaster8933 6 місяців тому

      ​@@rosemaryfriedw124a8instructions unclear accidentally made my car run on tights.

  • @alexmillar9821
    @alexmillar9821 6 місяців тому +3

    “What a pair of utter utter cars!” gets me everytime!

  • @kaiser.watanabe
    @kaiser.watanabe Рік тому +32

    6:31 lmao they made a James May dummy, what an attention to details!

    • @aididan
      @aididan Рік тому +8

      What do mean ‘dummy’? That’s James May. That’s him dying.

    • @williammcdermott8692
      @williammcdermott8692 9 місяців тому

      ​@@aididanthen how did James make it back to the studio for the next episode

    • @QF_Dan72
      @QF_Dan72 8 місяців тому +3

      @@williammcdermott8692 James is immortal

    • @williammcdermott8692
      @williammcdermott8692 8 місяців тому

      @@QF_Dan72 NO I don't think so

  • @xhosag2862
    @xhosag2862 6 років тому +561

    “I’ll see you in Spain lads”
    Famous last words

  • @Lincolntowncoupe
    @Lincolntowncoupe 4 роки тому +1442

    "Crikey it's the Albanian rozzers"
    This should have been my grad quote

    • @scoutwith124hp9
      @scoutwith124hp9 4 роки тому +37

      @cody sonnet You do know that US English is based off of UK English, right?

    • @nickgoode8867
      @nickgoode8867 4 роки тому +43

      cody sonnet At least we don’t get shot during the 4th grade

    • @tofusrvng
      @tofusrvng 4 роки тому +5

      @@nickgoode8867 nice one

    • @irishproductions8287
      @irishproductions8287 4 роки тому +22

      On this episode of brain washed Americans say hello to cody

    • @irishproductions8287
      @irishproductions8287 4 роки тому +10

      Also Britain didn't start the world wars...

  • @MatthewPogi-md7oq
    @MatthewPogi-md7oq 2 роки тому +7

    4:25: I’m pretty sure that cop delivers tofu in his off time

  • @LostSonOfPluto
    @LostSonOfPluto 3 роки тому +9

    I love the way clarkson's tights float out in front of him when he hits the brakes

  • @sixty-four
    @sixty-four 7 років тому +1471

    no james's were harmed in the making of this film

  • @callummcadie9156
    @callummcadie9156 7 років тому +759

    "Oh crikey it's the Albanian rozzers!"
    Classic James

  • @JK-uj9hs
    @JK-uj9hs 2 роки тому +17

    I have no doubt that James May could survive that crash and escape and talk about how interesting it was.

  • @regelsmah5248
    @regelsmah5248 2 роки тому +4

    mans literally played GTA 5 in Real Life

  • @youdontneedtoknowmyname2753
    @youdontneedtoknowmyname2753 5 років тому +1567

    WHY’D YOU SQUASH THAT POOR GUY’S ORANGES!?

  • @mrjixk
    @mrjixk 8 років тому +5790

    The Albanian police sure know how to drift.

    • @sidawang2989
      @sidawang2989 8 років тому +71

      +Timi Ruutu dude its not hard to drift with fwd cars all u do is use the handbrake instead of the brakes

    • @Swaxdude
      @Swaxdude 8 років тому +259

      I think they were just professional drivers hired by Top Gear, put in Albanian police cars.

    • @valmirsadiki536
      @valmirsadiki536 8 років тому +154

      No they are real ALBANIAN police drivers I've seen them when I went there

    • @jonthomas936
      @jonthomas936 8 років тому +142

      Real or not police persons under go driving obstacle courses and refresher courses constantly to be ready for car chases.

    • @nadavegulsky2854
      @nadavegulsky2854 8 років тому +18

      Swaxdude REALLY? I DIDN'T KNOW T_T

  • @Meike164
    @Meike164 3 роки тому +11

    "Oh crickey its the albanian rozzers." I lost it 😂

  • @TheCANation
    @TheCANation 2 роки тому +6

    Hammond saying “what do you mean we’re gonna rob a bank?” Is a great out of context clip.

  • @jdmjapfest512
    @jdmjapfest512 3 роки тому +2742

    you know that's actually a good strategy to actually rob a back with a bunch of film crews and just say it's part of a movie

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 3 роки тому +120

      They'd stop to check for your filming permits unfortunately. Otherwise it would be an amazing plan.

    • @devonesq.7533
      @devonesq.7533 3 роки тому +61

      @@MasterArchfiend tbf, i know a couple of bank robbers that have gotten away with stuff just by leveling up their charisma

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 3 роки тому +99

      @@devonesq.7533 That does happen, but most bank robbers think charisma is a useless stat and instead focus speed, agility, dexterity and endurance. Personally I prefer to raise my charisma as much and as early as possible to make shops less of a hassle.

    • @devonesq.7533
      @devonesq.7533 3 роки тому +55

      @@MasterArchfiend actually someones uncle in my family was a construction worker, and robbed and bank on a break and went back to work, and was never a suspect, they only caught him when they saw a constriction worker was somehow able to afford a mustang

    • @idreeskhan8885
      @idreeskhan8885 3 роки тому +2

      @@devonesq.7533 How did he do it lmao?

  • @AugmentedGravity
    @AugmentedGravity 4 роки тому +953

    6:12 "I'll see you in Spain lads"

  • @mrboojay
    @mrboojay 3 роки тому +23

    This was so well done. Honestly, my favorite cars in this chase were the 2 Sonics/Aveos. They put on a pretty good show.

  • @icedog3636
    @icedog3636 2 роки тому +14

    1:55 Legit looks straight outta NFS: Hot Pursuit lol

    • @sideswipeval
      @sideswipeval 10 місяців тому +3

      2 to 3 stars gta 5 police chase

  • @Draconicus702
    @Draconicus702 4 роки тому +322

    6:19 i just love the voice clips they added to make it seem like he's still in the car🤣

    • @connorstohl6050
      @connorstohl6050 3 роки тому +21

      They even put a dummy in it that flies out at some point.

    • @dungeon5028
      @dungeon5028 3 роки тому +45

      What do you mean "it seems like it" he was in that car! Clarkson and Hammond say at the end that he is dead. Top gear would never stage something like that. They just hire a double for the upcoming season

    • @gigadonis8684
      @gigadonis8684 Рік тому +5

      If you listen EXTREMELY closely, you can hear him say "oh cock" just before he dies

    • @GaMer4785.mp4
      @GaMer4785.mp4 10 місяців тому

      @@dungeon5028you probably still believe in Santa

    • @Hastur876
      @Hastur876 9 місяців тому +1

      Would have been funnier if they had pointed out that, after rolling down a mountainside, the Zastava is still driveable.

  • @stevewhite4080
    @stevewhite4080 4 роки тому +1024

    Poor James. First, he got shot by a tank and then fly off a cliff.... R.I.P.

    • @artilleryfire6576
      @artilleryfire6576 4 роки тому +14

      both was because of the police!

    • @IBRAHAMUS
      @IBRAHAMUS 4 роки тому +5

      He didn't die

    • @Cygnus0lor
      @Cygnus0lor 4 роки тому +17

      @@IBRAHAMUS really? Did you find out by yourself?

    • @tomcooney2842
      @tomcooney2842 4 роки тому +2

      and hammond complains when he crashes his car

    • @xopppapap2883
      @xopppapap2883 4 роки тому +3

      i'm guessing you're all 12 yrlds cuz you think he is actually dead

  • @jamesdeacon5587
    @jamesdeacon5587 2 роки тому +6

    2:33 You’re welcome! One of May’s best lines!

  • @enveloreal
    @enveloreal 2 роки тому +19

    6:26 Does that mean he's not coming on then?

    • @the_deee
      @the_deee 2 роки тому +1

      Well James...

    • @YHK_YT
      @YHK_YT 2 роки тому +1

      Stolen

  • @doubledoor4536
    @doubledoor4536 4 роки тому +2659

    Me: Mom can we get GTA V
    Mom: We got GTA V at home
    GTA V at home:

    • @ELy-cs8lh
      @ELy-cs8lh 4 роки тому +151

      That is honestly way better.

    • @itsjustmenova
      @itsjustmenova 4 роки тому +38

      Your Everyday Etheo agreed I’d much rather this than GTA V

    • @savage4749
      @savage4749 3 роки тому +27

      Atleast the graphics are improved

    • @ilasq
      @ilasq 3 роки тому +6

      GTA V:The terrorist of the Kingdoms

    • @TheOneAndOnlyLibertyPrime
      @TheOneAndOnlyLibertyPrime 3 роки тому +2

      even better

  • @e36racer44
    @e36racer44 5 років тому +996

    The Albanian 5-0 know how to drift fwd cars 😂😂

    • @Tabulatelk15
      @Tabulatelk15 5 років тому +41

      Do you mean Albanian 50 lol

    • @klyted2454
      @klyted2454 5 років тому +42

      We need to feature them in a Initial D special.

    • @Guy.B
      @Guy.B 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr

    • @chrissss696
      @chrissss696 4 роки тому +7

      You mean Albanian rozzers

    • @carguy1697
      @carguy1697 4 роки тому

      They clone him like sting I think he died like 3 times lol

  • @Beanman145
    @Beanman145 Рік тому +3

    "So James may is dead"
    "ANYWAYS"

  • @outhouse.wholesaler
    @outhouse.wholesaler 5 місяців тому +4

    If that Bently had had that same crash in a Fast and Furious movie, everyone would have gotten out at the bottom with barely a scratch.

  • @luckygamer_1252
    @luckygamer_1252 3 роки тому +626

    6:28 you can see James wave goodbye as he flies out window in rag doll form.

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 3 роки тому +8

      Level 948 whiplash.

    • @User-1147
      @User-1147 2 роки тому +40

      It’s pretty disturbing that the human body is actually like that flailing and getting crushed.
      AnYwAyS.

    • @TheArtificeer
      @TheArtificeer 2 роки тому +7

      Oh my God I never saw the mannequin and it's pretty disturbing to look at
      *anyways*

    • @harrisonofcolorado8886
      @harrisonofcolorado8886 2 роки тому +11

      Does that mean he's not coming on then?

    • @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89
      @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 2 роки тому +8

      Well, Harrison, he turned toward a cliff and tumbled down the ensuing embankment, so that's a no, he's not coming on.

  • @ilcavaliere88
    @ilcavaliere88 3 роки тому +403

    It’s funny how Hammond still puts his seatbelt on even if he’s escaping from a bank he just robbed.

    • @Utubesuperstar
      @Utubesuperstar 2 роки тому +3

      Car chase 101

    • @melchorvincentagot1002
      @melchorvincentagot1002 2 роки тому +10

      If I were chased by the police I'd put my hazards on.

    • @dominichines9996
      @dominichines9996 2 роки тому

      Honestly surprised he didn't crash

    • @augustasbudnikas1267
      @augustasbudnikas1267 2 роки тому +6

      The last thing you need is annoying beeping coming from the dash every 10 seconds :D

    • @eh86055
      @eh86055 Рік тому +3

      To be fair, given his track record, he _is_ more likely than most to need them.

  • @stephenjohnson8237
    @stephenjohnson8237 3 місяці тому +2

    I love how James is the only one with a gun. Like he would be the muscle man 🤣

  • @ianwaituika590
    @ianwaituika590 Рік тому +2

    "why did we rob a bank in rush hour"😂

  • @m1muecke
    @m1muecke 4 роки тому +347

    2:00
    *Bank robbers running*
    Albanian Policeman: Don't hold my cigarette.

  • @peterinfamilyguy
    @peterinfamilyguy 8 років тому +2178

    6:16 *falls down onto an almost certain death*
    "Ah! Oh!"
    AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @canadiancatgreen
      @canadiancatgreen 8 років тому +13

      +Mikael Soltaniha nope he did not die FACT is they were scamming when they said he died

    • @peterinfamilyguy
      @peterinfamilyguy 8 років тому +111

      canadiancatgreen I know, it was kind of obvious ..

    • @ttiw5933
      @ttiw5933 8 років тому +20

      Didn't you see there was a dummy

    • @carsonyeomans4591
      @carsonyeomans4591 8 років тому

      swssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssslouysixjvjgjjthrjk

    • @carsonyeomans4591
      @carsonyeomans4591 8 років тому

      jdejcjgjggjvbhghgjghgh hug hhghtutuththfugjgugjfufjfjf

  • @calderboyette9251
    @calderboyette9251 3 роки тому +6

    I just showed this to my brother today. He knew that the chase was fake from the start, but he actually thought James May rolled off a cliff in his car 😂

  • @Shah.G09
    @Shah.G09 3 роки тому +5

    "Crikey! Its the Albanian Rozzers"
    it gets me every time

  • @wisdompowerdonut1964
    @wisdompowerdonut1964 6 років тому +312

    "Crikey it's the Albanian rozzers!"
    aaaaand that's the most British thing I've heard all week.

    • @LAarmenian
      @LAarmenian 5 років тому +3

      More like Australian

    • @shaneh1872
      @shaneh1872 4 роки тому

      I'm proud to be british

    • @agimrakipi21
      @agimrakipi21 Рік тому

      I’m from Australia and we don’t use the term rozzers for the police

  • @robink7945
    @robink7945 7 років тому +111

    4:37 most beautiful sight ive ever seen, the flying lady with the landscape and the Mercedes, just pure art

  • @pumadeh4199
    @pumadeh4199 2 роки тому +5

    Hey, I remember this place. I was on this mount in the holiday 2 years ago, Albania is very beautiful place

  • @GarioTheRock
    @GarioTheRock 3 роки тому +2

    The cop on the motorcycle with the cigarette in his mouth killed me 😂

  • @aslamrasheed
    @aslamrasheed 7 років тому +114

    "Why did we robe a bank in rush hour Hammond"

  • @TheBlazinJedi
    @TheBlazinJedi 3 роки тому +544

    These 3 work so well together, even though this is obviously scripted it still feels like it’s unscripted, quite amazing

    • @kareemelsadek
      @kareemelsadek 2 роки тому +14

      What do you mean scripted

    • @chunky_kit-kat1343
      @chunky_kit-kat1343 Рік тому +14

      Yeah unlike new top gear where, although the presenters aren’t that bad, they just don’t have the same level of naturalness of this lot

    • @MondySpartan
      @MondySpartan Рік тому +10

      The whole thing may be scripted, but the chemistry is real.

  • @PhilboDraggins
    @PhilboDraggins 3 роки тому +3

    The bike cop with a cig hanging out of his mouth and aviators on made my day

  • @krisztoferbarreraczoller7325
    @krisztoferbarreraczoller7325 3 роки тому +5

    OMG, I almost pee myself by hearing Jeremy calling " HAMMOND, HAMMOND" and then leaving.😂😂😂

  • @somed00d44
    @somed00d44 5 років тому +231

    6:11 "I'll see you in Spain lads" famous last words

  • @eaglenation7116
    @eaglenation7116 6 років тому +2019

    When you rob a store in GTA V

  • @krustenkase7649
    @krustenkase7649 10 місяців тому +3

    Can we all just agree that this was the most epic Top Gear episode ever?

  • @dontletyourmemesbedreams2355
    @dontletyourmemesbedreams2355 3 роки тому +2

    James May: *dies*
    Jeremy Clarkson: "Oh no.... *ANYWAY* "

  • @DARTHLEGACY69
    @DARTHLEGACY69 7 років тому +1863

    I want the old top gear back

    • @odiasukcamaj
      @odiasukcamaj 7 років тому +13

      They have a new show the grand tour

    • @DARTHLEGACY69
      @DARTHLEGACY69 7 років тому +30

      +Odias Ukcamaj I know but it's nothing like top gear

    • @cyburgin
      @cyburgin 7 років тому +4

      It's essentially going to be Top Gear in all but name and location.

    • @fazeelraza5215
      @fazeelraza5215 7 років тому

      Gear knobs is coming!

    • @cyburgin
      @cyburgin 7 років тому

      Phrasing!

  • @ninaa4192
    @ninaa4192 3 роки тому +147

    2:33 such an iconic line

  • @kevinkamwaro1571
    @kevinkamwaro1571 Рік тому +5

    Best thing about this episode is that they actually made us start seeing it as a Bentley

  • @emmanuelzambrano641
    @emmanuelzambrano641 10 місяців тому +5

    6:52 i could’ve sworn that old lady in the middle was James

  • @tsuikyit5511
    @tsuikyit5511 8 років тому +242

    James respawned back in a hospital in London.

    • @user-kg3xi6sw4y
      @user-kg3xi6sw4y 8 років тому

      +tsuikyit5511 Wow!!

    • @respectedgentleman4322
      @respectedgentleman4322 7 років тому +38

      GTA style?

    • @thorbjrnmadsen4984
      @thorbjrnmadsen4984 6 років тому

      Tsuikyit You're obviously an idiot, you can't "respawn" in real life. And if you're dead, then your dead forever.

    • @kabxksb
      @kabxksb 5 років тому +7

      @@thorbjrnmadsen4984 its obviously a joke about GTA, go back to the tard bus and learn how to understand 'comedy'

  • @Michael-W42069
    @Michael-W42069 7 років тому +293

    Well, the beta version of GTA 5: Albania certainly looked great!

  • @Jc12x06
    @Jc12x06 Рік тому +5

    Props to those Chevrolets for keeping up with Rolls and Merc in a chase 😂

  • @vladimirlenin777
    @vladimirlenin777 2 роки тому +6

    When I was a kid I used to watch top Gear with my parents every night and my favorite character was James. I still remember every single episode and this one in particular because James' death actually scared me a lot because I was too small to understand that it was staged 😂. I really miss those times