@000 excellence Nobody is ever 100% right but having a degree or proper credentials in general means you took the time to learn and deeply study the subject.
One time when I was 6 the school nurse called my dad saying I had an accident. My father was reasonably scared for me after hearing those words, so when he asked her to elaborate, she just handed me the phone. Between sobs, I manage to yell out "I THOUGHT IT WAS A FART BUT IT WASN'T A FART"
I didn't get the humour since English is not my first language can u explain How fart is related with Thunder Dumpling? Thunder could be said for sound but why dumplings?
So today I was watching football on tv, i was having one of those wet shit days and I decided to fart but i released a liquid shit explosion in my pants. I cleaned up and well i found myself in a very shitty situation.
You are the doctor all of humanity needs right now. Whether it’s addressing complex sociopolitical issues in medicine or explaining the humble fart, you are a wealth of frank facts. Thank you!
So painful to have to hold it in. Do you have troubles with dairy products? Test it out. It has been a game changer for me. I use lactose pills right before I eat dairy. Take care
@@delgo3176 I hear ya, I'm a gassy gal myself..lol. but not eating dairy products has been great or at least eating a lactaid pill before dairy. I used to have it much much worse. Test out the no dairy, I bet you will feel better.
As someone with really bad IBS, I've gotten real good at catching those liquid ejections and shutting them in just in time for me to quickly get to a bathroom and eject it into the right place.
I'm sending it to my tablet. Then I'll send it to them tomorrow. I very rarely give anyone my tablets #,so they won't know its me. Then,at least 1 of them will think it's funny and text me a link. 😂
Mine has been messed up since I went through a radical complete hysterectomy 18 years ago. I often have to wear adult pullups because of it. Sometimes it works ok and other times it hardly works at all. I also have Ehlers Danlos Syndrome and I think it is the combination of the surgery and the EDS that caused it. Idk but it sure has changed how I function (or don't lol).
Also pee, I once had a dream of a VERY nice toilet waiting for me and I just peed on it, I woke up and wet the bed and I just wanted to die on the spot
Best video you've ever done pal. Started off with absolutely no medical terms. Sounded like the sort of question that pops up when it goes a bit quiet with your pals.
All my fellow IBS sufferers fully understand this short because that day he's talking about at the end is pretty much everyday for us. Unless it's the constipated stage...
I made a terrible mistake during my uni days. I was having stomach aches since the night before, however no urge to poop or whatsoever. The next morning when i was on my way to class on a moped, my stomach started to feel windy and i squeezed some out. So far so good. When i almost reached my faculty, my stomach started rumbling terribly and i feel a big wind coming. I tried to hold it before reaching my faculty but all hell broke loose! Poop was everywhere!! On my bike seat, side of bike, pants feel like it's ripped! It was running all over the engine to the road, dripping. Mind you it was on the rush hour before the first lecture. I had to ride past everyone coming to class. I sold the bike like a week later so people won't recognize the shit bike.
As someone who shat himself yesterday after eating a ton of coconut,I agree with the statement of not Trusting any farts even if you don't feel like going to toilet.
A conversation I had the privilege to overhear between my beloved Grampa and, now diseased, Grammy during a particularly bad case of the trots: Grammy: "Oh! Charlie, look at this mess!" Grampa: "Liquid farts darlin'." They were together for 65 years. He'll be 95 at the end of this month.
learnt it the hard way watching tv today, shit exploded and i ended up washing myself and disinfecting my room, lucky thing my shit did not get outside my pants, would have been a shittier situation.
I actually just had "one of those days" a couple hours ago. I had been having a bit of gas and was letting out little farts here and there, then i slowly started feeling like i might have to go number 2. So i made my way to the washroom and right before pulling my pants down i felt like i had a bigger fart coming, it just felt like a normal fart, not liquid or anything. But i should have been more reserved in going for the fart because I just trusted that it was simply a fart and nothing else and didn't hold back or go slow with it and I was shocked when I was expecting a normal fart sound but heard a terrifying bubbly fart like a blocked toilet and i crapped my pants with a bunch of semi-liquid crap. I couldn't believe it. I was right in front of the toilet but didn't think I had to sit down or anything for that because it felt like a totally normal fart coming until it was too late. On top of it, i was going commando as I had just been around the house all day. Yeah, grossest thing that's happened to me in a long time. My pants, straight in the garbage and after taking a sloppy crap I went right in the shower. Thankfully, my body always works fine and I think a similar thing only happened to be once before in my life and it was about 10 years ago.
I had surgery for anal stenosis like 10 years ago and I didn't realize it was going to be cut instead of stretched. It broke my ability to safely fart.
Amid all the crazy sad stuff happening out there in the world, I'm so happy someone is kindly able to take time and answer all our deepest questions and the comments are wild 😂 what a shit community we have
He definetly knows his shit
This killed me😂😂😂
Was thinking that exact same thing! 💩
Honestly, who hesitated before giving it the 'thumbs up'?
Haha😂
😂!!!
We need more doctors and scientists on social media to educate people and curb misinformation.
And his doing it right now
Some videos and short are him explaining the truth and fact
YES
We also need to spread misinformation about what sampling means in this context. Poop jokes.
what about when the misinformation comes from the source?
@000 excellence Nobody is ever 100% right but having a degree or proper credentials in general means you took the time to learn and deeply study the subject.
One time when I was 6 the school nurse called my dad saying I had an accident. My father was reasonably scared for me after hearing those words, so when he asked her to elaborate, she just handed me the phone. Between sobs, I manage to yell out "I THOUGHT IT WAS A FART BUT IT WASN'T A FART"
😂😂
😂😂😭
Awww, poor thing. 🧡
i almost read this as "when I was 60" wtf
@@delrasshial7200the story could stay the same but instead of a school nurse its just a geriatric nurse
Thunder dumpling caught me off guard … 😂 I’m gonna use that now lmao
I didn't get the humour since English is not my first language can u explain How fart is related with Thunder Dumpling? Thunder could be said for sound but why dumplings?
@@shubhamsharma-hc4nt because big shit makes a thunder noise when dropped
@@shubhamsharma-hc4nt that's one of the best questions ever asked 😂
@@md-io4tb😂😂true
@@shubhamsharma-hc4nt big shit looks like dumplings when it bursts out the anus and gives you hemorrhoids
“Everyone at some point will gamble on a fart and lose”
this is my favorite quote
I never lost 😈 Always go in the mornings so it won’t bother u
Sometimes farts lie.
@@Shvetsario just wait. One day you will be wrong.
😂😂😂 i almost shit myself laughing at this.
A relationship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
I like the implication that a regular relationship is still a fart
@@hoghuhaghu8506but the good fart pass on easily and doesn't soil your pants.
Sometimes you won't have to force it
@@hoghuhaghu8506😂😂😂😂
And sometimes, you'll try to hide it from your family 💀💀
We've all had the dreadful realization that what we thought was gas was a bit too wet at least once in our lives 😭
The worst times were when you were in public
@@scordenw3 imagine in school 💀
Lucky for me, the only two times that happened, my clothes stayed totally clean
So today I was watching football on tv, i was having one of those wet shit days and I decided to fart but i released a liquid shit explosion in my pants. I cleaned up and well i found myself in a very shitty situation.
Been there, done that, got the stains...
I absolutely love that a highly educated and intelligent man opens up with “ever wonder why you don’t shit yourself when you fart?” 🤣🤣
Even more lovely sounding with the accent 😅
As someone with IBS I absolutely never trust a fart lol
Same
Same! Sad facts about IBS
that explains your profile picture...
Same 😫 😳 it can be nightmarish
Same... fucking sucks lol, always taking shit stoppers if on a night out
Facinating. So I now know that the reason I shat myself at work was because my ass betrayed me
damn
Your ass: "you betrayed me Evan, when you took us to Taco bell"
Have you meant "Fecenating" ?
Betrayal by my own flesh
😂🤣
The first thing I was told by my IBD “support group” was never trust a fart lol
That's so funny😂😂😂.
Lesson learned; don't trust a fart after eating at taco bell
Not clear why they're still in business....
Never trust one after 50. 😂
Are they really that bad? I live in asia but i have encountered so many poop jokes about them it made me curious 😂
@@bobababy6089same
"Ever wondered why you don't shit yourself when you fart"
*No... Not until now* 😂
Such great things to know 😄 👍
The scariest ones are when you fart, you feel something dropping but it works like a stopper to give you time to clench.
underrated comment 😂🤣
@@taylorebenguard6998 it is literally the top comment shut the fuck up
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've not laughed so much in
ages......... thank you 😁👍💖👏
@Vivienne Popek thank you! 😊
You are the doctor all of humanity needs right now.
Whether it’s addressing complex sociopolitical issues in medicine or explaining the humble fart, you are a wealth of frank facts. Thank you!
the way you said the intro made me cackle with laughter for no reason whatsoever. thank you for being so great man
Doc always comes with questions that we all have asked to ourselves ! Best kind of shorts on youtube
:)
He's one of the real docs on social media, no over produced nonsense, just good medical knowledge for the layman with a bit of humour at times
True this guy is the only shorts creator i watch. As short form content in general eats our brain
@@DrKaran it’s like that one meme “have you ever farted and a little poopy comes out”
I think he carries pen paper to washroom for his thoughts
When i hold in farts all day and come home to shit, the gas ends up getting stuck inside the dookie so i just have a full auto canon on the toilet.
:(
So painful to have to hold it in. Do you have troubles with dairy products? Test it out. It has been a game changer for me. I use lactose pills right before I eat dairy. Take care
@@paulapalais nah, I cant do it in public because I'm always surrounded by people. Just a gassy fella in general
Omg now I know how to explain what I'm dealing with on a daily 🤣😂🤣😂 I'm crying on the inside but funnnnyyy!!
@@delgo3176 I hear ya, I'm a gassy gal myself..lol. but not eating dairy products has been great or at least eating a lactaid pill before dairy. I used to have it much much worse. Test out the no dairy, I bet you will feel better.
A wet fart is also called a "false friend"
As someone who deals with constant constipation, I see this as an absolute win
More water, more walking, more fresh fruit- an apple a day keeps the Dr away! 😂
If you clench a certain way you get let out a fart whilst being on the brink. It takes skill and practice tho 😂
Pro sniper here
@@DrKaran hahaha and proud 👌🏾
Not if you’re runny enough. It slips right past the guards while they’re letting the gas through.
poop: I am inevitable
@@DrKaran Any explanation for those poops that are so big they hurt your Anus after 🤣🤣 only had a couple but ill never forget
" You miss every fart you don't take immediately ".
- Sun Tzu
My guy! It’s late my wife is asleep and you have me shaking the house with laughter
This is literally life changing information
Agreed
100%!!
"Sample the contents of the rectal chamber" was not a phase I expected to hear in my life.
It was the "Thunder Dumpling" which got me haha
It was the circular animation of his head during that sentence that got me 😅
So basically it's like Gandalf when he says you shall not pass !!!!
"Its essentially a fart gate, or a anti shart brakes" 😂
“Anti-shart breaks” is one of my new favourite phrases.
I remember when we had to pay extra for that feature, now it comes standard with all bodies 😁
ong
*brakes
I’m a grown woman with an 8 year old boy’s sense of humor! I laughed so hard! 😂🤣 Thank you! ❤
Very good!
Same!
go back to kitchen 👴🏻
"thunder dumpling" 💀
As someone with really bad IBS, I've gotten real good at catching those liquid ejections and shutting them in just in time for me to quickly get to a bathroom and eject it into the right place.
i want to randomly send this to my friends at 3AM
Thank you for the idea
Only 11:47 here
I'm sending it to my tablet. Then I'll send it to them tomorrow. I very rarely give anyone my tablets #,so they won't know its me. Then,at least 1 of them will think it's funny and text me a link. 😂
Finally, answers to life's most important questions.
Mine has been messed up since I went through a radical complete hysterectomy 18 years ago. I often have to wear adult pullups because of it. Sometimes it works ok and other times it hardly works at all. I also have Ehlers Danlos Syndrome and I think it is the combination of the surgery and the EDS that caused it. Idk but it sure has changed how I function (or don't lol).
_Swipes to the next short_
*"Ever wondered why you don't shit yourself when you fart?"*
Okay I'm done with UA-cam for the day 😂😂
"anti shart brakes" had me dying xD
Sounds like a dragon ball attack name
Life lesson #12
If you poop in your dreams , you poop for real.
Not true
Nope. 😅
Also pee, I once had a dream of a VERY nice toilet waiting for me and I just peed on it, I woke up and wet the bed and I just wanted to die on the spot
@@hellod7961 i know, i've also peed "in my dream" and woke up mid pee in a wet bed, it's quite an anxiety-building experience 😂
I'm protected from this curse 🌝
I'm happy he didn't say "ever wonder why you don't defecate when you flatulate?"
"Here I sit broken-hearted
Tried to shit but only farted
Then one day I took a chance
Tried to fart but shit my pants."
-Old Toilet Poem
Just noticed that chance and pants don't rhyme in a British accent but do in American. 💩
@@suzannax
Here I sit broken-hearted
Spent a penny and only farted.
Shat. Shat my pants.
Ahh, the classics! 📜🌝
That opening sentence was so blunt and to the point I had to stop and make sure i heard it right
Unfortunately, I got really sick and had one of those days. It went exactly how it sounds.
Now I can create a nuclear reactor.
If only all doctors were plain spoken had me just laughing
Fart gate sounds like a weird scandal
Weird and shitty 😄
Fart gate! 😂😂😂😂 Much more dangerous than watergate!
So we all just walk around all day with a bit of poop sitting at the gate waiting to exit? 😂 Humans are amazing
I think that was just for illustrative purposes.....I hope...🤣
@@BlueFlash215 yeah the more it smells and the warmer it is as it comes out the closer the poop is
Fart is just poop vapour
@@vikingthedude poop is just the solid state of fart
This is one reflex I must not have been born with 😞
Idk why “anti shart brakes” had me rolling on the floor but im not regretting it
Best video you've ever done pal. Started off with absolutely no medical terms. Sounded like the sort of question that pops up when it goes a bit quiet with your pals.
Diarrhoea be like:🗿🗿🗿
Taco Bell at 3 am challenge gone wrong
“Thunder dumpling” 😂😂😂
For so long I just assumed the gas scoots around everything on its own. I didn't know I had a sampler!
Exactly the piece of information I need to know
during the meal!
Eat some brown soup😋
Nothing could prepare me for that opening line
All my fellow IBS sufferers fully understand this short because that day he's talking about at the end is pretty much everyday for us. Unless it's the constipated stage...
I am here to express my gratitude to the first human to be evolved like this.
Bold of you to assume I don’t shit myself when I fart
You did dirty to yourself in that first diagram Doc 😂✌🏻
Lol all for science
@@DrKaran for science ✨
@@DrKaran FOR SCIENCE!!!!
LMAO 😂
@@ellomello yeah for science 😏
He did it again. Never fails to make me laugh… thunder dumpling 😂😂😂😂😂
You could do a stand up routine with these names you make up.
When you got the runs and you feel a fart comin, you know damn well it ain't a fart
I never knew that I needed this important information. My life is now complete
I made a terrible mistake during my uni days. I was having stomach aches since the night before, however no urge to poop or whatsoever. The next morning when i was on my way to class on a moped, my stomach started to feel windy and i squeezed some out. So far so good. When i almost reached my faculty, my stomach started rumbling terribly and i feel a big wind coming. I tried to hold it before reaching my faculty but all hell broke loose! Poop was everywhere!! On my bike seat, side of bike, pants feel like it's ripped! It was running all over the engine to the road, dripping. Mind you it was on the rush hour before the first lecture. I had to ride past everyone coming to class. I sold the bike like a week later so people won't recognize the shit bike.
Oh man
I guess eventually the entire campus knew about your shity bike. I mean it's a story worth being told.
Hope you didn't got PTSD from this incident. 😂
Maybe IBS
I'm definitely having one of THOSE days
And as you get older... this becomes something else you can distrust.
As someone who shat himself yesterday after eating a ton of coconut,I agree with the statement of not Trusting any farts even if you don't feel like going to toilet.
"so be careful if you're having one of those days" is a useful reminder 🙂
This is great icebreaker material. Fun first date topic. 5 sharts 👌
What a start to a video😂😂😂 give that guys an award it is all over
I love information that I can bring up at family get together. Thanks doc!
This would also be a good discussion on a first date.
And also please use the same intro he did xD
I will bring it up at the next family gathering but my family has told me to stop talking about this kind of stuff when they’re eating
A conversation I had the privilege to overhear between my beloved Grampa and, now diseased, Grammy during a particularly bad case of the trots:
Grammy: "Oh! Charlie, look at this mess!"
Grampa: "Liquid farts darlin'."
They were together for 65 years. He'll be 95 at the end of this month.
God bless him.
wth😂
Diseased?
Is she dead or sick? If sick you're right, if dead i think you mean "deceased"
"privilege"
Hearing a doctor say "shit yourself" is so funny 😂
It's not just incontinence, it's also called "Day after Chipotle"
20 minutes after Taco Bell when you’re poor
Speak for yourself, I’ve shit myself more than once thinking it was a fart 😂
Sexy 😍😍😍😍
Sometimes it senses liquid as gas.
That is some high quality horror you have there.
Yeah if you’re having the runs, you straight up cannot trust any fart. Learned that the hard way, many times 😂😂
learnt it the hard way watching tv today, shit exploded and i ended up washing myself and disinfecting my room, lucky thing my shit did not get outside my pants, would have been a shittier situation.
“Ever wondered why you don’t shit everytime you fart.” 😂
No but thank you for telling us Doc ❤
i was laughing for like 10 minutes after hearing that
Ever wondered why you dont sh*t yourself when you fart? Best quote of the century😂
"Thunder dumpling" killed me.
"Thunder dumpling" why am I laughing uncontrollably at this? I'm a grown man doddamnit
The more you know 🌈
I actually just had "one of those days" a couple hours ago.
I had been having a bit of gas and was letting out little farts here and there, then i slowly started feeling like i might have to go number 2. So i made my way to the washroom and right before pulling my pants down i felt like i had a bigger fart coming, it just felt like a normal fart, not liquid or anything. But i should have been more reserved in going for the fart because I just trusted that it was simply a fart and nothing else and didn't hold back or go slow with it and I was shocked when I was expecting a normal fart sound but heard a terrifying bubbly fart like a blocked toilet and i crapped my pants with a bunch of semi-liquid crap. I couldn't believe it. I was right in front of the toilet but didn't think I had to sit down or anything for that because it felt like a totally normal fart coming until it was too late. On top of it, i was going commando as I had just been around the house all day.
Yeah, grossest thing that's happened to me in a long time.
My pants, straight in the garbage and after taking a sloppy crap I went right in the shower.
Thankfully, my body always works fine and I think a similar thing only happened to be once before in my life and it was about 10 years ago.
😂😂 that started off rather quick “ever why you do shit yourself when you fart”😂
I had surgery for anal stenosis like 10 years ago and I didn't realize it was going to be cut instead of stretched. It broke my ability to safely fart.
It's the amazing doctor we didn't know we needed, but make himself know.
Protect this man.
“ anti shard brakes “ got me on the floor😂
I have incontinence and i can tell you, i am not worried because im wearing diapers for a reason.
You had me at "Thunder Dumpling "😂
Same here-I LIKE that one! 🤣
I just sh*t myself with pride and walk tall.
am I the only one who bursted out laughing when I scrolled down and heard that intro
Either the editor needs to get paid well for putting him through shit or he needs a raise for his creativity 😂
Amid all the crazy sad stuff happening out there in the world, I'm so happy someone is kindly able to take time and answer all our deepest questions and the comments are wild 😂 what a shit community we have
The last tip is sadly accurate. Once, I got sick and I farted before I realized I had diarrhea. I had to change my underpants.
Happens to everybody now & then whether they admit it or not!
bro the intro when says it he just seems so relaxed it gets me so hard lol
Was not expecting to hear that first string of words as soon as a short started playing 🤣 nearly spat out mu drink lol.
Love the video.
I laughed and got new information too! ❤️💩
Very good!
"anti-shart brakes" this is the bedside manner we need
That Intro, Tho!
🤣🤣🤣💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
that delivery on the first line was amazing
Ahh, the “Don’t Trust a Fart” day. Yes, those are days to take extra care.
"Thunder Dumpling"
I had been wondering about that. Thank you for answering this important question.