Here's Everything That's Broken on the Cheapest Hummer H2 in the USA

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  • @trvr82
    @trvr82 5 років тому +1025

    Could've taken 10 minutes off the video by telling us what is NOT broken.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 років тому +1

      True

    • @loganarzuaga8316
      @loganarzuaga8316 5 років тому +11

      But then he wouldn't get those mid roll ads

    • @Recovering_Californian
      @Recovering_Californian 5 років тому +9

      No ads here thanks to adblock.

    • @thomasjj1976
      @thomasjj1976 5 років тому +5

      There isn't much wrong with it.

    • @mancubwwa
      @mancubwwa 5 років тому +1

      Wait. Let me get this clear. Not only has he given real money for a vehicle that is worth monopoly money at best but it is also broken ???

  • @sheltonfoye6962
    @sheltonfoye6962 5 років тому +628

    The wizard had me dyin when he put the paperwork in his top pocket like it was gonna fit lmao

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 років тому +6

      He gave up on stuffing it so fast

    • @sheltonfoye6962
      @sheltonfoye6962 5 років тому +6

      cnsln_memphis the way he stood there and continued talkin as if it fit perfectly is hilarious

    • @milagrosjereza9354
      @milagrosjereza9354 5 років тому +11

      I'm impressed by the wizard's sense of humor here. He's a natural

    • @MrLangDog
      @MrLangDog 5 років тому

      Me too!!! Awesome!!!

  • @toddo1630
    @toddo1630 5 років тому +444

    Is it me or does he look like a Russian gangster in that Adidas tracksuit?

    • @alexcheetah79
      @alexcheetah79 5 років тому +22

      That's kind of the point.

    • @Yesnomaybeidontknowcan
      @Yesnomaybeidontknowcan 5 років тому +14

      He's practicing for the perfect squat

    • @3sons66
      @3sons66 5 років тому +1

      They seem a little "fitted" toward the bottom. Kinda like what my wife wears.

    • @DA-zm3oh
      @DA-zm3oh 5 років тому

      Todd o,yep I agree he does,and also looks ridiculous,lol..

    • @dennisdegroot7490
      @dennisdegroot7490 4 роки тому +2

      He Knows exactly what he is doing. The 3 watches are perfect 👌. The perfect outfit for this car.

  • @TekedixXx
    @TekedixXx 5 років тому +164

    That might be my old boss's car! I thought it looked familiar, and when you mentioned north east (And the Wizard said Maryland) It all clicked. It could have been this guys car! He would drive it every day he wasn't driving one of his Mercedes'. Guy was NUTS! Exactly the kind of person you expect to own one of those things. Rich, angry, loud, gold chain, hard to pronounce first name, blond wife who loves expensive shoes, the WORKS!
    No one will likely read this, but I'll just believe that this is that car and feel somewhat connected to Hoovie and his youtube channel.

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 4 роки тому +17

      It was definitely his car! Not a doubt in my mind! 😬
      (I'm lying to make him feel better)

    • @e_xtazzy
      @e_xtazzy 4 роки тому +1

      so he is not the owner this car? I cant get it

    • @dylandanczak9241
      @dylandanczak9241 Рік тому

      There were 34 529 hummers sold that year in the US. Very doubtful its the same one.

  • @levihutchison166
    @levihutchison166 5 років тому +672

    Wait, wizard was in the army?!
    Explains so many things, like his tolerance for Hoovies shenanigans

    • @andrew51723
      @andrew51723 5 років тому +57

      Levi Hutchison Tyler’s checks keep clearing I would tolerate anyone who did the same

    • @edledskal9147
      @edledskal9147 5 років тому +32

      When the Wizard was talking about "needing a spotter" for moving anything in the military it gave me flashbacks. I was a 2F051 (refueler) for 6 years (2006-2012) and we had to use a spotter to even move a military pickup truck 1". I mean it was such overkill and still never prevented accidents. Backing out was not the most dangerous part, its often squeezing through tight spaces with large vehicles and that is mostly when accidents occurred. I worked with the Army as well in a Platoon named AR4 (while still in the AirForce) in Honduras and we used hemtt's there, it surprised me how much the Army was about "looking good". They made us line up each vehicle in a perfect "dress right" line. This despite the fact they regularly neglected proper maintenance that in the Airforce we always kept up on. For us though, at least at my bases we never worried about lining up vehicles unless an important person was visiting. Even then it was not that big of a deal since we were constantly doing refuels and using the trucks.

    • @claverhouse1
      @claverhouse1 5 років тому +3

      Tyler is like every second looey ever, melted into one incompetent car buyer!

    • @scoe5908
      @scoe5908 5 років тому +6

      *loads round in magazine backwards*
      'Sarge, I've forward assisted a few times and it still doesn't work'
      *proceeds to flag everyone*

    • @bish71
      @bish71 5 років тому +9

      @@edledskal9147 Make sure you have a ground guide for that soldier operating a massive machine on two hours of sleep! And wear your PT belt so we're safe.

  • @tsedaka
    @tsedaka 5 років тому +103

    Every time you drive into the Wizard's garage he feels like he won the lottery again.
    All jokes aside I enjoy the content. Thank you.

    • @ivanoxx
      @ivanoxx 5 років тому +4

      I dont like him at all. He is asking way too much for those jobs. He gets FREE ADVERTISEMENT FOR HIS UA-cam AND SHOP.

    • @LansaDiag
      @LansaDiag 5 років тому +9

      @@ivanoxx Are you stupid or something? free advertisement isn't going to pay for the giant estate he has to pay off, the workers he has (and it's several) and the insurances he pays. Garages are there to make a profit and a living, not to be your buddy.

    • @tconlon251
      @tconlon251 5 років тому +1

      Do we actually know if he has any other clients?

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 2 роки тому

      @@tconlon251 good question 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄 😕 🤔 😏 🤣 👀 🙄

  • @tomj5747
    @tomj5747 5 років тому +220

    Putting the wizards kids through college one basket case at a time

    • @SuperJmbk
      @SuperJmbk 3 роки тому +2

      Putting him in yachts and lake houses

  • @chuckabbate1264
    @chuckabbate1264 4 роки тому +16

    I had a 2006 Hummer H2 and sold it when gas went over $4 per gallon. Looking back on that H2, I miss it everyday. It was the most comfortable car I ever owned. I only put 30,000 miles on it but never had one issue with it. It is that one car for me that everybody would like to have back. They weren't all crap.

    • @RicardoGonzalez-yz1vp
      @RicardoGonzalez-yz1vp Рік тому

      Yep, i tell disbelievers….drive it for a week, and you’ll want one too…

    • @11stealthgraygmc
      @11stealthgraygmc Рік тому

      Bought my H2 in 2003 and at 120k miles it runs great, though it's not my daily anymore. The water in the foot well is due to the worn light gasket on the roof and the door weather strip that needed new silicone. Easy 1 hour fix.

    • @danielkapp9468
      @danielkapp9468 Рік тому +1

      @@RicardoGonzalez-yz1vp I drove one for a day, 9 years ago. Now I finally own one. Now it needs work, but it's a definate improvement.

  • @conorrkful
    @conorrkful 5 років тому +92

    I love how he just shoved those papers into his chest pocket all nonchalant lol

    • @airsami28
      @airsami28 5 років тому +2

      I love how he threw in shop supplies rags and stuff $25.00 during the estimates that was classic

  • @thezone3946
    @thezone3946 5 років тому +57

    GFC era hummer, chicken legs, Adidas track suit, insane choices? Yes. Impeccable style? Yes.
    Shine on you crazy diamond

  • @TrapLoreRoss
    @TrapLoreRoss 5 років тому +50

    You're a genius bro

    • @biggyboi8521
      @biggyboi8521 3 роки тому +4

      Trap Lore Ross what are you doing here?

    • @trainrex7031
      @trainrex7031 3 роки тому +2

      Wow this could be interesting, do a rap history on hoovie?

    • @02139atm
      @02139atm 3 роки тому

      Trap lore Ross you are a GOD

    • @oggetsnoviews2845
      @oggetsnoviews2845 2 роки тому +1

      Before you went up

  • @johnf3305
    @johnf3305 Рік тому +5

    I've owned a Hummer H2 since buying it new in 2007, and It's been an extremely reliable truck. Replaced the transmission at 133,000 miles (a known issue that GM ignored so I went with a Jasper which corrected those known issues), and aside from tires and brakes the truck has been great. Still has an amazing ride, look like new and have now hit 195,000 miles.

  • @valengreymoon5623
    @valengreymoon5623 5 років тому +215

    Time to dig up the Range Rover.

    • @christiancayo1457
      @christiancayo1457 5 років тому +5

      Valen Greymoon i was just thinking about that!!!

    • @kingjlinza
      @kingjlinza 5 років тому +9

      Valen Greymoon then bury the M5

    • @lewis72
      @lewis72 5 років тому +6

      Noooo !!
      The M5 is epic even as a static exhibit !!

    • @milagrosjereza9354
      @milagrosjereza9354 5 років тому +7

      ​No. The M5 is too beautiful and precious to just be buried. It could however, be displayed above Tyler's fireplace, or something..

  • @cantinadesigns1
    @cantinadesigns1 5 років тому +110

    4800$ try 7200$ at a dealership easily. He's definitely giving you the close friend discount.

    • @JSchroederee
      @JSchroederee 5 років тому +10

      Brian Mckenzie the cost at a dealer is typically 2x that of a private mechanic if not more. There are lots of great wizards out there start asking around and find one in your area. 🧙‍♂️

    • @doctorgadget
      @doctorgadget 5 років тому +4

      Dealers are good for warranty work and recalls. That's it. You don't go there for anything else.

    • @bandombeviews6035
      @bandombeviews6035 5 років тому +1

      doctorgadget And (for mostly euro cars) proprietary diagnostic software

    • @doctorgadget
      @doctorgadget 5 років тому +1

      @@bandombeviews6035 I'd rather go to an independent guy that only works on that brand of cars than to the dealer.

    • @bandombeviews6035
      @bandombeviews6035 5 років тому

      doctorgadget There’s still some equipment that specialists can’t get

  • @alicethecat6
    @alicethecat6 5 років тому +9

    As a multiple H1 owner I have always felt like the H2 and H3 owners have been unfairly shit upon. I've never owned one but would be proud to have one in my garage. They look so cool and are getting rare. An H3t is on my list.

  • @user-lb5yy5uy1x
    @user-lb5yy5uy1x 2 роки тому +6

    I purchased an H2 new in 2006. I drove it for 4 years and put 50,000 miles on it. It was one of my best cars ever, and I have had over 50 cars.

    • @CheapBastard1988
      @CheapBastard1988 Місяць тому

      Are there ordinary cars that can't do 50,000 miles in 4 years trouble-free?

  • @Austinole11
    @Austinole11 5 років тому +303

    $200 for intake gaskets is a steal! I’ve seen shops charge $700 plus for that.

    • @tony_25or6to4
      @tony_25or6to4 5 років тому +10

      The Wizard is doing it for cost plus labor.

    • @Nabeelco
      @Nabeelco 5 років тому +20

      RIGHT?! And Tyler is complaining!? Hahahaha.

    • @mbsnyderc
      @mbsnyderc 5 років тому +2

      Then go to another shop.

    • @zoneb609
      @zoneb609 5 років тому +3

      Wow, 200 dollars is still high. I can do it for much less than that

    • @bentrimble2167
      @bentrimble2167 5 років тому +2

      OEM intake gasket set list price $122, 3.0 hours labor @ $100/hr...... $422 for intake gaskets at most independent shops

  • @TheUnlimited001
    @TheUnlimited001 5 років тому +138

    Hoovie is living like a baller from 2006

    • @henrydillard6217
      @henrydillard6217 4 роки тому +4

      He reminds me of Rob Dyrdek in this video...

  • @johnbaer1528
    @johnbaer1528 5 років тому +45

    The wizard could fix the ticking noise in those watches....
    ... for 200 bucks

  • @mildtowildrc7343
    @mildtowildrc7343 3 роки тому +3

    Man I have had my 2005 H2 for over 12 yrs now and have put 237k on it and still love it and runs and looks new💪🇺🇸❤️

    • @percyastronautstatus.8780
      @percyastronautstatus.8780 Рік тому +1

      12 YEARS????!!! I HAD MY YELLOW HUMMER 12 DAYS AND everytime.i get in it .....I FEEL LIKE A BADASS..LOL...

  • @travisp11
    @travisp11 5 років тому +48

    "The real ones don't even say Hummer"...dude, I will be quoting that one for life!

  • @josephcasey3332
    @josephcasey3332 5 років тому +372

    Just give the Wizard a microphone already. Time to stop sounding cheap.

    • @jaimesilva2351
      @jaimesilva2351 5 років тому +10

      Wireless Lavalier Microphone System, Two Set of Saramonic SR-WM4C + 1 x SR-AX100 Audio Mixer Adapter for DSLR Cameras for a little over $200 @ Amazon

    • @DSP1337
      @DSP1337 5 років тому +3

      I could recommend the "Instamic" which is a Lav + Recorder built in which makes a beltpack obsolete.

    • @jaimesilva2351
      @jaimesilva2351 5 років тому +1

      Well, the Instamic Pro is just 10 bucks shy of $200. Seems like a deal.

    • @stephenreed3381
      @stephenreed3381 5 років тому +2

      I was just thinking that!

    • @One_Cool_Cucumber575
      @One_Cool_Cucumber575 5 років тому +2

      When he spends all his money on cars like this he probably can't afford a mic.

  • @geezerdiamond
    @geezerdiamond 5 років тому +24

    There’s probably another $4800 in fuel for the year too! 😄

  • @yaddercamacho9714
    @yaddercamacho9714 5 років тому +3

    I honestly have to say, sad so say so many people hate the Hummer, ever since little, this has been my favorite big car.
    I am just awaiting for one day to buy one used, even if old, but for the sake of a car to drive on Sundays or so.
    Keep it up Tyler, its your money, buy whatever you want and enjoy having.
    To be honest, after having bought so many cars and brands, a Hummer is more like buying a gift for yourself comparing the fact you have a Mclaren an so on.

  • @michaelirabor7283
    @michaelirabor7283 5 років тому +105

    All the way from Africa , Bro you fix what we see as normal , love the show

    • @jamestiko24
      @jamestiko24 5 років тому +2

      oh yeah.. those are normal in the horn of Africa also.. cars would run until they wont move

    • @plonkster
      @plonkster 5 років тому +1

      I was thinking the reverse. If my car had that much rust underneath I'd have trouble sleeping. Granted, South African roads are mostly still very good, and the moderate climate certainly helps (even at the coast).

    • @jonnda
      @jonnda 5 років тому +1

      When I went to north western Kenya, there was a certain short wheelbase mid 1950’s Land Rover. The 4 cylinder engine was replaced with an inline 6 from a slightly newer land rover that had died, the radiator was too tall as it was from some random truck so the hood was tied down with wire, both front fenders had been torn off in off-road accidents and replaced with sections of steel from a 55 gallon oil drum, there was no grill and no place to mount headlights so my stepgrandfather welded on a bracket to the home made bumper, there were no functional hydraulic brakes so we used the handbrake (inconveniently placed between the drivers legs under he seat), there was no paint or interior to speak of just some home made or repurposed cushions, there was no windshield, and it was stuck in low range all wheel drive unless you constantly pulled up on the knob on the floor. But that was just fine for using it to haul gravel in a small trailer.
      And it still runs and drives probably to this day, although I only visited it in 2003. Maybe it’s the cheapest 1955 Land Rover in Kenya. I guess my point is, in remote parts of the world like Cuba or parts of Africa, you can get creative with engineering a repair with what you can scavenge up. It doesn’t have to be unsafe to drive, even if it looks like its been through hell all it’s life.

  • @LordTechPro
    @LordTechPro 5 років тому +433

    Hoovies Garage: "You were in the Army and used to work on Hummers!"
    Car Wizard:"I used to work on Hummers - this is a Chevy Tahoe

    • @TheDarrionChannel
      @TheDarrionChannel 5 років тому +31

      Very odd you called him hoovies garage

    • @kyler63
      @kyler63 5 років тому +13

      Dude he is not his own garage

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 5 років тому +23

      I too watched the video

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 років тому +17

      Possibly the most pointless comment on this video. Well done

    • @robin_holden
      @robin_holden 5 років тому +9

      I guess he was working on a full transcript, but started late and lost interest early.

  • @brennanwitt2729
    @brennanwitt2729 4 роки тому

    I've glanced over this channel for a year and finally clicked on one of your videos last week. I'm so upset it took me so look to check you out. Really a great channel and I honestly love all your videos.

  • @pontiacmaniac7772
    @pontiacmaniac7772 5 років тому +124

    You should get the cheapest Aztek in the United States next😂

    • @ozzy5480
      @ozzy5480 5 років тому +6

      Pontiac Maniac I love Pontiacs too, had to part with my 84 Firebird last week. Nice to meet someone else keeping the grand name alive.

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 5 років тому +1

      24 hours of LeMons already did that, surprisingly, (Not really if you watch enough races) it beat a lot of Toyotas, BMWs, Camaros, Mustangs, Porches, and Mercedes.

    • @MtnNerd
      @MtnNerd 5 років тому +3

      Extra points if you get it in the same color as the one from Breaking Bad

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 роки тому +1

      My grandpa used to have one and holy shit it was hard to look at

    • @pontiacmaniac7772
      @pontiacmaniac7772 4 роки тому +1

      yammmit if they restyled it, it would be an even more awesome car. It has tons of cool features. I think the Aztek looked so bad because it was based off an 80’s concept called the Pontiac Stinger. They made it similar except it was an SUV instead of a compact car like the concept.

  • @FernandoKugi
    @FernandoKugi 5 років тому +69

    Hoovie, don't forget the under glow light... Cool car, I like it!

  • @amtrakatl
    @amtrakatl 5 років тому +114

    Doug missed a H2 logo in his review. Under the body.

  • @manufacturingdefect1287
    @manufacturingdefect1287 5 років тому +9

    You need to give wizard a mic so we can hear him good n proper. Very important

  • @ffcracker
    @ffcracker 2 роки тому +3

    This just popped up in my recommendation feed. Sadly I didn't realize this was the old H2 and not the H1 😂

  • @rhull3939
    @rhull3939 5 років тому +169

    Honestly this is why I work on my own vehicles. Minus the tires, this would cost me 3 weekends and $400 on rock auto.

    • @NafanyaZX
      @NafanyaZX 5 років тому +18

      Of course it costs money to have someone (especially a professional) do something for you. Everyone does things according to their means.

    • @rhull3939
      @rhull3939 5 років тому +11

      @@NafanyaZX that's not my point.

    • @gte24v
      @gte24v 5 років тому +10

      Robert, this is exactly the point I was going to make. :-)
      Tyler: You need to do more of this for yourself if you want the finances to work out. Hmmm, but then we would see less of the Wizard, which would be a shame. I even bought my own tyre changing and balancing machines for less than £350 here in the UK and even do that at home.
      But then... You'd be under your cars the whole time and not keeping us entertained with loads of new content at a rate we couldn't afford to keep up with for ourselves. Keep it up. ;-)

    • @filthysoap96
      @filthysoap96 5 років тому +9

      That is the financially smart thing to do but have you seen him work on a car?? He wouldn't be able to undo the first bolt on a tire.... It's just easier to pay a pro. 200 must be a universal mechanic price, mine does the same thing as the wizard

    • @kolinstallman3788
      @kolinstallman3788 5 років тому +1

      And then you do the same job next year because you bought rock bottom parts from rock auto, been there.

  • @DriveBetter
    @DriveBetter 5 років тому +40

    Next big sponsor check you get, buy the Wizard a mic and a way to mix him into the audio. Please.

    • @Mysticfateee
      @Mysticfateee 5 років тому +2

      That'll probably cost him $200

  • @smitytheclutch890
    @smitytheclutch890 2 роки тому +9

    Funny that this gets recommended once he buys a H1😂

  • @Atomicneko3000
    @Atomicneko3000 5 років тому +6

    I’m loving the wizard more and more every time I see him

  • @chrisb3017
    @chrisb3017 5 років тому +220

    Jay Leno would never have given you permission to buy another car, if he knew you would buy THAT!

    • @koolgamer3432
      @koolgamer3432 5 років тому

      Lol true

    • @tehgzizlauw1787
      @tehgzizlauw1787 5 років тому +5

      I'm pretty sure Jay Leno would appreciate a car like the H2. It's unique, nothing is like it on the road

    • @ilovekitkat7857
      @ilovekitkat7857 5 років тому +1

      He did offer him his McLaren F1 to buy, he turned it down for an H2...smh

  • @TheSnappleman75
    @TheSnappleman75 5 років тому +191

    Water on the drivers side floor - same issue with my 2006 Silverado. There's a leak in the dash threshold that let's water in when it rains.

    • @WiscomptonBoys
      @WiscomptonBoys 5 років тому +16

      Or through the loose 5 star lights on top lmao

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 5 років тому

      Yeah, my dad had same issue on his Chrysler Town & Country mini-van...it's actually a serious problem if it starts messing with the electricals...if the anti-theft system gets shorted out from all that water you won't be driving anywhere. LOL!

    • @1mlb704
      @1mlb704 5 років тому +4

      Had that same problem on my old Grand Prix on the passenger side. Got a $12 part to wedge in underneath the windshield cowl, never leaked again

    • @ScaniaVabis580
      @ScaniaVabis580 5 років тому

      @@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 same issue on my vw... Blocked drain holes, full of leaves, mud etc etc... Now having bad electric issues

    • @tallll70
      @tallll70 5 років тому +2

      @blacknester Just admit it, you love Hummers...That must be why you here, haha

  • @RyanKlapperich
    @RyanKlapperich 2 роки тому

    Coming back to watch this now that Hoovie bought an H1 is quite the trip. Wizard looks like he's having so much fun!

  • @paulwerner3150
    @paulwerner3150 5 років тому

    Thank you so much for your contributions to the "Weeezird's" Cadillac cruiser fund. It's nice to know that the dough keeps rollin' in 👍

  • @ford1979truck
    @ford1979truck 5 років тому +86

    The Car Wizard has such dry humor I love it . I Cried laughing when he stuffed the list into his chest pocket!!

  • @Matachancha
    @Matachancha 5 років тому +65

    Hoovies Garage: " I see you're having army flashbacks"
    Car Wizard; "Oh Yes"

  • @StarIVwakeup
    @StarIVwakeup 5 років тому

    Never doubt yourself, Hoovster! I love your quirky features.

  • @wranbojeep8686
    @wranbojeep8686 5 років тому +4

    Love the H2. Good purchase Hoovie!

  • @themanontheroad
    @themanontheroad 5 років тому +156

    The light on the roof is loose and it's very wet on the floor - can it be a connection?? 😎

    • @RestrictedHades
      @RestrictedHades 5 років тому +3

      Yeah it’s a common problem on old h2’s

    • @milagrosjereza9354
      @milagrosjereza9354 5 років тому +1

      Probably needs some bondo.

    • @spencerscheuring3414
      @spencerscheuring3414 5 років тому +6

      Wtf how do you figure that it needs bondo

    • @milagrosjereza9354
      @milagrosjereza9354 5 років тому +1

      @@spencerscheuring3414 Lucky guess...

    • @bryanjk
      @bryanjk 5 років тому +4

      @@milagrosjereza9354 bondo is for the body, not a disconnected light housing...

  • @flyinvdub
    @flyinvdub 5 років тому +69

    oh man. who sells a LX 470 for an H2. Baaad idea.

    • @milosilic23
      @milosilic23 5 років тому +10

      Well he has to change it up if he wants that sweet UA-cam money

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 років тому +9

      Lexus is too reliable

    • @MaximRick
      @MaximRick 5 років тому +2

      @@milosilic23 Buy that doesn't mean you have to overpay for the Hummer lol

    • @nonobuger
      @nonobuger 5 років тому +3

      One of the points of this channel is to buy many different car. He only needs one reliable vehicle, the rest are toys.

    • @flyinvdub
      @flyinvdub 5 років тому +2

      @@nonobuger that's very insightful.

  • @johnpick8336
    @johnpick8336 3 роки тому

    I too heard the Hoovies Garage Theme Music constantly playing everywhere I went until I had a psych. eval. and got properly medicated.
    Thank you Dr. Mengle !

  • @Dylanjeter123456789
    @Dylanjeter123456789 5 років тому +4

    2:10
    I actually love the Hummer H2, I even somewhat like the H3 even though they tried to make it smaller.

  • @thejasks2318
    @thejasks2318 5 років тому +141

    How to be a Russian Mafia:-
    Have a Rolls Royce phantom
    Have a Hummer
    Have a Adidas jacket (tripolskie)
    Have a big mansion
    High on vodka
    Mercedes Benz g wagon

    • @8584zender
      @8584zender 5 років тому +7

      Well 3 out of 4 ain't bad.

    • @melissaroscher1080
      @melissaroscher1080 5 років тому +4

      #lifeofboris

    • @Maykay1312
      @Maykay1312 5 років тому +1

      car first u mean russian mafia starter pack

    • @siphotos3282
      @siphotos3282 5 років тому +2

      car first there needs to be a Mercedes added to that and you’re right

    • @kevb3047
      @kevb3047 5 років тому +1

      Spend like a demon on fun cars, check
      Buy a stolen Bentley, check

  • @juandominguez8536
    @juandominguez8536 5 років тому +40

    We like you hoovs, which is why we shit on you all the time. It’s how we show our love ❤️

  • @mindtouchone
    @mindtouchone 5 років тому +1

    Love your videos, the perfect mix of self-deprecating humor and knowledge. You need to buy a cheap early 90s ZR-1 Vette and do videos about "rescuing" it.

  • @silentthunderz28
    @silentthunderz28 5 років тому

    Hoovie i love your vids i just got rid of my m5 didnt fair as well as you but i did just pick up the cheapest clean title h2 hummer in the USA today with no issues other than a few bulbs out on the gauge cluster for 5700 dollars. Keep up the good work hoovie and the car wizard.

  • @alf_1779
    @alf_1779 5 років тому +247

    "I bought the cheapest Hummer H2 in the USA... and a Slav outfit"

    • @mikebagwell8229
      @mikebagwell8229 5 років тому +2

      Hoovie's gonna be a cable boy

    • @CheezyDee
      @CheezyDee 5 років тому +6

      A.K.A. Niko Bellic starter kit.

    • @MaNu-pp1em
      @MaNu-pp1em 5 років тому

      Hardbeat intensifies

    • @lookawaygrstay9357
      @lookawaygrstay9357 5 років тому +1

      He’s on the edge of his seat talking to the wizard. He hasn’t got the squat down yet. But he’s inching towards it.

    • @phantom240
      @phantom240 5 років тому

      @@MaNu-pp1em Hardbass*

  • @Bryan921SS1
    @Bryan921SS1 5 років тому +68

    Buys Hummer and immediately gets 80's Arnold flat top hair cut...Hoovie is living out all of our dreams!!!

  • @jeffsmith3288
    @jeffsmith3288 3 роки тому +1

    I really LOVE your videos! I started watching you on the your car issues show on Discovery+ and then found you have a channel here on UA-cam! You and Wizard are fun to watch. Thank you for great content! I like the "retro" intro song too. Fun stuff! : )

  • @jason4485
    @jason4485 5 років тому +8

    "This is a Tahoe" LOL

  • @davidbiren2062
    @davidbiren2062 5 років тому +45

    Wizard laughing at the dipstick was priceless.

  • @hashbrownsforhamster
    @hashbrownsforhamster 5 років тому +188

    How much did Adidas pay you to wear that beautiful track suit?

  • @matthewsalomone3800
    @matthewsalomone3800 2 роки тому

    I'm in the hospital with covid-19 day 4 trying to survive. Thank you for creating watchable content very entertaining cheers me up

  • @johnpick8336
    @johnpick8336 3 роки тому

    That Hoovie's Garage tune is catching and seemingly never never never ends replaying in my head over over over and over again.....ahhhhhh. !!!!! Lol

  • @danger450
    @danger450 5 років тому +170

    $6,200 for a 13 year old H2 (Reshaped Tahoe...) ? I think you overpaid by about $6,010.00

  • @user-ty5di3ku6o
    @user-ty5di3ku6o 5 років тому +66

    I know you're joking with the jumpsuit, but you actually look 72% less dorky. 😂

  • @TFD1982
    @TFD1982 2 роки тому +4

    And yet here I am youtube thinks this is the next video he’s uploaded or so to trick people

  • @nofameculture
    @nofameculture 5 років тому +1

    The new segment " price estimate" is dope!!

  • @slepro
    @slepro 5 років тому +49

    you really have to do something about sound quality. We can barely hear the wizard when he's speaking...

    • @qbanz00
      @qbanz00 5 років тому +1

      Sébastien Leprohon thought it was just me

  • @civilizeddelinquent563
    @civilizeddelinquent563 5 років тому +47

    *WHAT A MACHHIINNNNEEE!!!* - Jeremy Clarkson

    • @andrewvicini2734
      @andrewvicini2734 5 років тому +1

      Very brilliant - Jeremy Clarkson

    • @galil_6863
      @galil_6863 5 років тому +1

      Hammond you blithering idiot!!! - Jeremy Clarkson

  • @Lucius.Hercules
    @Lucius.Hercules 5 років тому

    YO THIS IS ON TRENDING !!! good job u beat the algorithm

  • @MrKaiKai
    @MrKaiKai 4 роки тому

    you are just as special as your new hummer, thanks for the smiles

  • @Matt_The_Hugenot
    @Matt_The_Hugenot 5 років тому +100

    I'm amazed anyone would pay as much as $6200 for an H2, $2600 sounds more like it.

    • @MrCarGuy
      @MrCarGuy 5 років тому +1

      Depends on year. Later ones far more desirable.

    • @umad42
      @umad42 5 років тому +1

      They'd be cheaper if they were still being produced

    • @baloneyjusticecheezedog
      @baloneyjusticecheezedog 5 років тому +2

      Honestly, I would of made the same mistake. I like Hummers, the fact that its over-glorified Chevy Tahoe is a plus. I don't think I am any better then Hoovie when it come making car purchase dissension.. I just have far less money.

    • @AJ-ri5ee
      @AJ-ri5ee 5 років тому +1

      If I loved them I wouldn't pay more that $2k.

    • @Jamieandrew1156
      @Jamieandrew1156 5 років тому +1

      Agree! Seems way overpriced

  • @willneverrememberit1
    @willneverrememberit1 5 років тому +23

    I like about anything you buy. Mainly because it's not my dumpster fire.

    • @o0julek0o
      @o0julek0o 5 років тому +7

      It's fun to watch other people doing stupid shit mainly because it's not you doing the stupid shit.

    • @darkprince2584
      @darkprince2584 5 років тому +1

      The Ferrari turned into a dumpster fire lol

  • @WorkingWithWimberley
    @WorkingWithWimberley 5 років тому

    Hoovie! I love the channel. I have a 2003 Town Car with 120K miles, it has been sitting for the last 3 years, has electrical problems and has 4 flat tires. It’s too far gone for me to build on my channel, but it’s just the type of car you love. I’ll sell it to you for twice whatever KBB says it’s worth! You’re the only guy I know that would do this. 😂👌🏽

  • @fueu2617
    @fueu2617 4 роки тому

    Pure quality, you guys make me chuckle . Thanks

  • @lemagreengreen
    @lemagreengreen 5 років тому +102

    I can't deny, you wear the tracksuit well Hoovie. How's your squat?

  • @krispyai4229
    @krispyai4229 5 років тому +64

    Nothing says legitimate seller like a 65% off code.

    • @stuc.6592
      @stuc.6592 5 років тому

      $200 dollars original price??

  • @evalonious
    @evalonious 5 років тому

    The Hoovies theme song is awesome! And my new alarm clock sound!

  • @habibi9190
    @habibi9190 4 роки тому

    i love this car wizard he is truly a mechanic the world needs!

  • @Jutsch80HD
    @Jutsch80HD 5 років тому +38

    PLEASE spend some money on a second mic for the wizard

  • @kyleburns9439
    @kyleburns9439 5 років тому +25

    Ok nowwwww are you missing the Land Cruiser?? Lmao Godspeed, Hoovie...

    • @aaronlopez3585
      @aaronlopez3585 5 років тому +1

      Kyle Burns/ Kyle that is the worst trade since one of my older brothers traded our last egg laying hen for a bike missing a wheel! Then my mom chased him down the block with a switch. Now that was funny but Hoovie changing a land cruiser for this jalopy is sad.

    • @brentboswell1294
      @brentboswell1294 5 років тому

      Given the state of the tailgate on that thing? I think not...Landcruisers may be good, but they're seriously overvalued by the Cult of Landcruiser in the USA...and their religious zealots here in the Pacific NW. Hoovie got off easy on the repair bill with the H2. Just lots of little things that were neglected by previous owners that add up to one huge repair bill when the state of neglect becomes obvious. Things like instrument cluster malfunctions tend to scare off casual old car owners, but it's old hat for anyone who owns a GM of the era, and if you don't involve the stealership, not too bad out of pocket. One wonders if someone took it into the nearest GM dealer and got scared away by a dealer quote involving lots of diagnostic time and diagnostic fees...this is where someone like the Wizard is great!

    • @umad42
      @umad42 5 років тому

      Actually his Landcruiser was in great shape after he replaced the hatch. He even says several times that the undercarriage was in great shape. Of course I wouldn't ever buy it because huge number of miles on it, something's going to give, if I was Hoovie, I'd be hunting for an old truck to supplement his work truck. He needs something for dirty work, it's the only thing he doesn't have. The Hummer was not a great choice lol

  • @volvogt21
    @volvogt21 5 років тому

    Hey Tyler congrats on the 100 million views your channel is just about to click over. Legendary!

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 5 років тому +51

    Hoovie you dont have to advertise a speaker for 2 minutes straight, 20 seconds is more than enough. They will pay you the same either way lol..😂

    • @MegaBluebone
      @MegaBluebone 5 років тому +3

      thank goodness for fast forward.

    • @brooksman10
      @brooksman10 5 років тому +10

      Actually they usually stipulate how long you have to make your ad, or what features you have to talk about.

    • @KelsS1k
      @KelsS1k 5 років тому

      Fuck Kove they Did the same thing Eith Tavarish

    • @vendetta989
      @vendetta989 4 роки тому

      He's making sure the sponsor gets their money's worth :D

    • @ryanroberts1104
      @ryanroberts1104 3 роки тому

      @@brooksman10 They do, but it usually tops out at 60 seconds.

  • @fattonyslim500
    @fattonyslim500 5 років тому +108

    $400 for all the fluids?! Not bad.

    • @zoneb609
      @zoneb609 5 років тому +10

      400 dollars seems high for all fluids at least to me

    • @mrblack6467
      @mrblack6467 5 років тому +5

      All of those prices seemed good to me. I’m used to paying high NY prices.

    • @Veikra
      @Veikra 5 років тому +2

      @@mrblack6467 yep, people forget a lot of fluids like brake and power steering and a/c then complain about the price when it IS a full fluid change

    • @RegM86
      @RegM86 5 років тому

      Sounds good. I’m used to hearing stealership prices.

    • @fattonyslim500
      @fattonyslim500 5 років тому

      I paid $550 at the dealer for a 2011 Malibu for all the fluids so... $400 seems a lot better to me

  • @chefjefe68
    @chefjefe68 5 років тому +49

    The actual fixing costs are around $3700. Tires are the other $1100.

    • @777jones
      @777jones 5 років тому +2

      And you don’t have to put on stock tires. You can do good tires for $750 if you shop carefully.

  • @jehleauto
    @jehleauto 4 роки тому +2

    You are sooooo hilarious! Your channel is my favorite on the entire UA-cam!!!!

  • @Thatguyyoumettoday
    @Thatguyyoumettoday 5 років тому

    Suddenly the Wizard make so much more sense ha ha...Thank you for your service!

  • @SummonerArthur
    @SummonerArthur 5 років тому +42

    . !WARNING!
    Damage to manifold (bolts)
    This might be why the car's floor was wet.
    It will probably corrode up and fall.

  • @jediluke8582
    @jediluke8582 5 років тому +55

    Hoovie lookin like a Russian gangster.

    • @kellsarah
      @kellsarah 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, he should've been wearing that when he unveiled the Bentley.

    • @rarebrownboi774
      @rarebrownboi774 4 роки тому

      He looks rich

    • @hazmatcinemaxxx
      @hazmatcinemaxxx 4 роки тому +1

      Thought he looked poor until I saw the 3 watches. Dude def flexin that outfit fire af.

    • @gehteuchnixan595
      @gehteuchnixan595 3 роки тому

      Yes he does. And rival Russian gangsters wouldn't even have to assassinate him if he fell out with them. They could just rear end him really really hard since Hoovie always adjusts his headrests such that his neck would get snapped precisely. If you've seen it once, you see it whenever he drives a car in one of his videos...

  • @normanviking1
    @normanviking1 5 років тому

    I like the H2. Glad you're taking one in.

  • @OneLovePsych
    @OneLovePsych 3 роки тому +2

    I fuckin hate ppl who hate on the H2 and H3, #1 they will out perform anything your driving, #2 99% of them run to 300K+ if taken care of, and #3 Anyone who was anyone drove a Hummer in the early 2000’s. They are classic af now and becoming highly collectable.

  • @Koolicyde
    @Koolicyde 5 років тому +12

    LOL @ the faux tractor feed paper "list" prop you made - classic.

  • @TexasVexes
    @TexasVexes 5 років тому +4

    The taped-together computer paper really fits the hummer and track suit Tyler! It’s like 2005 again!

  • @johncox1983
    @johncox1983 5 років тому +1

    I think the H2 is a very capable vehicle. People just expected it to be a military grade vehicle but it is not. Once you get past that you will appreciate it for what it is.

  • @SamsungKE
    @SamsungKE 5 років тому +5

    12:30 Who else had a mini heart attack when he did the pull up and the truck leased back 😱😱😱 That would have been a terrible end to the legend

  • @moonwalk270
    @moonwalk270 5 років тому +44

    Off-road build? Then break something and tell us how much you miss your Lexus

  • @SuperCookieGaming_
    @SuperCookieGaming_ 5 років тому +53

    to be honest i like the H2
    also make it an off road monster and go on dirt every day

    • @chiclone-tests71
      @chiclone-tests71 5 років тому

      Here in germany, we have so many tiny unfunny cars, that i love every crazy thing coming by. I like it too

  • @Liferoad371
    @Liferoad371 2 роки тому

    I have to deal with very serious people on a daily basis, so I love the comedy in your
    videos, when I saw the dipstick I just started laughing keep up the good work!

  • @jamesm.5749
    @jamesm.5749 4 роки тому

    We love watching your content Hoovie! Don’t let the haters get to you!!

  • @Johndoe-cz4gf
    @Johndoe-cz4gf 5 років тому +37

    this wizard guys prices for labor are totally reasonable. 400 bucks for manifold replacement ?

    • @AdamsS12345
      @AdamsS12345 5 років тому +3

      I dont know much on prices in the us but is his estimation overpriced or not?

    • @Johndoe-cz4gf
      @Johndoe-cz4gf 5 років тому +6

      @@AdamsS12345 I'm saying that's a really good price. With rusty old manifolds like that i would think 500 just in labor, plus another 200 bucks a side for parts. it's easily a 1k job.

    • @1naimkambo
      @1naimkambo 5 років тому +5

      John doe so 500 + 200 = 1k ? Where did you go to school man 😂

    • @JoranGroothengel
      @JoranGroothengel 5 років тому +8

      @@1naimkambo 'a side'
      Also mechanics school of course, always round up ;)

    • @moavic5087
      @moavic5087 5 років тому

      Hell Banianz 800$ (before tax) for both mainfolds ain’t bad. These jobs go for 400-800$ per side depending on how hard those bolts are to get out.

  • @andrewsDoc938
    @andrewsDoc938 5 років тому +12

    Black Tracksuit and Yellow Hummer best combination ever 😂

  • @makeshiftlake3519
    @makeshiftlake3519 4 роки тому +1

    Just bought a Kove speaker with your code, $70 for that speaker isn’t bad at all!!!

  • @spark4039
    @spark4039 3 роки тому +3

    I wish i lived closer to the wizard. I'd bring my car collection to him🙌