The weirdest Mario game you've never played

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  • @niak5648
    @niak5648 3 роки тому +2333

    "Commit chainsaw" is the scariest and most ofensive thing I've heard today.

    • @ianmcilhenny5377
      @ianmcilhenny5377 3 роки тому +27

      @fberto godez Uh... ni hao?

    • @CrystalTheErudite
      @CrystalTheErudite 3 роки тому +66

      @@ianmcilhenny5377 ok so I just punched what he said into Google translate, and...
      Throughout the history of mankind, the strong, the rich, and those with cunning traits prey on the weak in tribes, clans, towns, cities and villages, without "guarding and poor members. However, the human will to survive forces those who are rejected and deprived of it." People with basic or destroyed basic needs have found a way of life and continue to integrate their DNA into the ever-evolving human society. When it comes to food, don’t think that those who are rejected only eat garbage. On the contrary, they have learned to be in the neglected meat Find nutrition in vegetables and vegetables. They learned to clean, cut, season and simmer slow-cooked wild vegetables and meats, some household vegetables and meats that were neglected in the food market, and learned to use aromatic wood smoke (such as pecans, Pecans and mesquite are used to season food when cooked%^%^ 1616925906
      I’m not joking, this is what it translated to. I’m somehow even more scared

    • @green_pikmin
      @green_pikmin 3 роки тому +61

      @@CrystalTheErudite that's why it's adult only. such powerful vegetable knowledge cannot be in child hands

    • @pokelordomega2414
      @pokelordomega2414 3 роки тому +2

      @fberto godez uh...

    • @YaminoMizu
      @YaminoMizu 3 роки тому +24

      @@CrystalTheErudite That definitely beats out commit chainsaw.

  • @ghostly-toaster3766
    @ghostly-toaster3766 3 роки тому +2563

    “I am gonna take my ego down a notch” I thing I am going to steal that quote for regular use

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 3 роки тому +34

      >Internet funny man actually taking his ego down a notch
      lulz

    • @realperson9951
      @realperson9951 3 роки тому

      @@KainYusanagi that's it, I am gonna take my ego down a notch

    • @gavinengland4550
      @gavinengland4550 3 роки тому

      @Michael Burke yes

    • @S113Productions
      @S113Productions 3 роки тому +1

      Commit chainsaw is also going to be one for the books.

    • @somerandomguy-3102
      @somerandomguy-3102 Рік тому

      "Keep on gaming, but never become arrogant!"

  • @buzzlightyearpfp7641
    @buzzlightyearpfp7641 3 роки тому +3256

    "Thwomp created a crime scene because he had no friends" is a sentence i never thought i'd hear

  • @soaps7796
    @soaps7796 3 роки тому +5718

    learning that penguin still can't afford the wedding ring is one of the most heartbreaking moments of my life

    • @supremechaosbeing2696
      @supremechaosbeing2696 3 роки тому +196

      poor guy... it’s the thought that counts just buy her a ring popsicle mr penguin

    • @waddledeedeee
      @waddledeedeee 3 роки тому +27

      F in the chat

    • @ChaseLeimkuehler
      @ChaseLeimkuehler 3 роки тому +23

      Tragedy...

    • @p34ch35
      @p34ch35 3 роки тому +26

      Possibly even more tragic than the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

    • @waddledeedeee
      @waddledeedeee 3 роки тому +6

      @@ChaseLeimkuehler oooh u have an insignia

  • @V3x4ti0n
    @V3x4ti0n 3 роки тому +3138

    "Keep on gaming, but never become arrogant" - The wise and humble kamek of the pyramid

  • @comicwaterz8346
    @comicwaterz8346 3 роки тому +2049

    “KEEP ON GAMING. AND NEVER BECOME ARROGANT!”
    He has such a way with words.

  • @AnAveWithNoName
    @AnAveWithNoName 3 роки тому +390

    21:03 "His new friend, Whomp, got inside somehow"
    This game has it all

    • @arig742
      @arig742 3 роки тому +8

      I don’t think I want to know how he got inside

  • @davedadino
    @davedadino 3 роки тому +440

    "We started heading south bound" acoustic guitar Chug jug with you starts playing... how wonderful.

    • @Pingoz
      @Pingoz 3 роки тому +15

      i really want to chug jug with him

    • @Bakie.o
      @Bakie.o 3 роки тому +1

      Stop

    • @Pingoz
      @Pingoz 3 роки тому +13

      @@Bakie.o no

    • @tyrone2048
      @tyrone2048 3 роки тому +2

      1 victory Royale

    • @partypants5629
      @partypants5629 3 роки тому +1

      Ah, so I wasn’t the only one

  • @MrL0WEL
    @MrL0WEL 3 роки тому +778

    No idea why Alpha yelling out “GO, PEACH!” makes me laugh so much, but I’m fine with that.

  • @BigOlBoy
    @BigOlBoy 3 роки тому +6884

    I'm a big fan of the new "Jacob plays a game and just laughs with his friends accompanied by a narration" type of content

    • @progressjournal
      @progressjournal 3 роки тому +20

      Same

    • @royqpine5232
      @royqpine5232 3 роки тому +105

      Bro that's like 98% of all content on Alpharad Deluxe - it's great

    • @Billyman8
      @Billyman8 3 роки тому +20

      @@progressjournal Nah, bullying Turv in Smash 4 and 5 were the glory days

    • @Billyman8
      @Billyman8 3 роки тому +4

      But nowadays, it’s all about sponsor after sponsor. All numbers and no love for the people

    • @dartrevas
      @dartrevas 3 роки тому +71

      @@Billyman8
      lmao k

  • @ThatOneWeirdFlex
    @ThatOneWeirdFlex 3 роки тому +705

    Man really said the word, "Goom-bussy." I'm dieing rn.

    • @blazarre7251
      @blazarre7251 3 роки тому +10

      Oop found the scammer bot

    • @misterlion4700
      @misterlion4700 3 роки тому +2

      @michael Vinzon [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon 3 роки тому +1

      @WarriorDobby457 how would you know that goombetty takes it in the goombass?

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon 3 роки тому +2

      these spam bots are getting way too advanced... they look just like regular comments apart from the clickbait name and profile picture.

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon 2 роки тому

      I figured it out, these spam bots are copying other comments for their messages... it's clever but still shitty...

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 роки тому +1320

    jokes on you, I actually played that game on emulator ages ago

    • @zukogaming69420
      @zukogaming69420 3 роки тому +52

      Jokes on you, the descripition clearly says, this video is about Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games, and i doubt you have EVER, ever played that game.

    • @SuperWiiBros08
      @SuperWiiBros08 3 роки тому +36

      @@zukogaming69420 FUCK, YOU'RE RIGHT...you got me there....damn...

    • @youjustgotgooped
      @youjustgotgooped 3 роки тому +14

      @@zukogaming69420 well jokes on you because i've played both

    • @zukogaming69420
      @zukogaming69420 3 роки тому +5

      @@youjustgotgooped darn

    • @GigaReploid
      @GigaReploid 3 роки тому +5

      @@youjustgotgooped jokes on you you never fought bowser

  • @double-aa-entertainment
    @double-aa-entertainment 3 роки тому +1745

    Goomba: Paratroopa you are convicted of committing several war crimes across the United states
    Paratroopa: It was just a prank bro

    • @alejjtheninja5803
      @alejjtheninja5803 3 роки тому +70

      Goomba: "A'ight, fairs."

    • @do_ozy
      @do_ozy 3 роки тому +34

      nah bro he’s just biult different

    • @abramcrawford5078
      @abramcrawford5078 3 роки тому +32

      Goomba: Paratroopa, you are sentenced to 30 years in prison for nuking the entirety of the world.
      Paratroopa: Haha lel gotteem

    • @JM64
      @JM64 3 роки тому +12

      More realistic would be: "on behalf of the United States"

  • @Local_Phantasm
    @Local_Phantasm 3 роки тому +1904

    “Your Honor, I did it for the vine”
    -Paratroopa

    • @dontquestionit_
      @dontquestionit_ 3 роки тому +89

      “Your honour, my client was always a bit of a prankster”

    • @broncos435
      @broncos435 3 роки тому +72

      @@dontquestionit_ "your honor, my client is simply 'built different 💯' "

    • @faultf4
      @faultf4 3 роки тому +18

      “That may lower your charges slightly but you still broke Bodacious Saturday. Your honor what do you think?”

    • @Tsukidal
      @Tsukidal 3 роки тому +19

      I can't believe his last words were "do it, you won't"

    • @ybom06yt38
      @ybom06yt38 3 роки тому +2

      white people

  • @kormagogthedestroyer
    @kormagogthedestroyer 3 роки тому +336

    Finally, a Mario game that teaches kids about the wonders of gambling in which everyone is ludicrously polite

  • @abuelaer
    @abuelaer 3 роки тому +2990

    Toad: *Introducing us*
    Bowser: *crushes him entirely*
    Toad: Oh no! Anyways.

    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ 3 роки тому +41

      “Did Bowser make him commit Chain Saw?”

    • @Darkbrotherhood348
      @Darkbrotherhood348 3 роки тому +34

      Bowser can crush me anyday UwU

    • @adriel311
      @adriel311 3 роки тому +13

      @@Darkbrotherhood348 i sleep 8 hours to see this thing right here

    • @Punaparta
      @Punaparta 3 роки тому +2

      @@Darkbrotherhood348 ಠ_ಠ

    • @Darkbrotherhood348
      @Darkbrotherhood348 3 роки тому +4

      @@Punaparta only cuz ya jealous *hair flick*

  • @pavica5879
    @pavica5879 3 роки тому +975

    This game has the most world building of any Mario game.

    • @octavgg
      @octavgg 3 роки тому +114

      *super mario maker has joined the chat*

    • @Neppix_
      @Neppix_ 3 роки тому +30

      @@octavgg this is an underrated response

    • @lynxbeast7079
      @lynxbeast7079 3 роки тому +7

      thousand year door

    • @jellycore1316
      @jellycore1316 2 роки тому

      @@octavgg AYYY HAH XD YESS

    • @jellycore1316
      @jellycore1316 2 роки тому

      @@Neppix_ Yesss, agreed XD

  • @terror2900
    @terror2900 3 роки тому +106

    I played this as a kid, and I thought I hallucinated it because no one I had spoken to afterwards had ever heard of it. Thank you for validating my memories.

    • @MegaMegajennifer
      @MegaMegajennifer Рік тому

      reminds me of a creepypasta i heard where somebody thought he played a weird pokemon game, but he actually made the whole thing up while looking at a black screen

    • @BloodThirstyAvengers
      @BloodThirstyAvengers Рік тому

      @@MegaMegajennifer Or the story where several people thought they'd watched some really weird and unique TV show and remembered such specific details, but their parents told them they made it up because the TV screen was just static. I think it had something to do with pirates? Idk, heard the story years ago, at least a decade.

    • @MegaMegajennifer
      @MegaMegajennifer Рік тому

      that reminds me of a scene in that episode of the simpsons where everybody was tricked into joining a cult. the scene where homer made up his own movie while everybody else was watching a real movie@@BloodThirstyAvengers

  • @Parker--
    @Parker-- 3 роки тому +393

    "If I give her a gift, she might like me."
    Mario Party Advanced predicts Twitch donos.

  • @thatrandomguy7383
    @thatrandomguy7383 3 роки тому +895

    My favorite Mario Party is the one where you are alone, solving crimes and have a gambling addiction

    • @Gaareth_
      @Gaareth_ 3 роки тому +29

      There's no Mario and no Party in this Mario Party game

    • @S113Productions
      @S113Productions 3 роки тому +53

      ​@@Gaareth_ Keep on gaming, but never become arrogant.

    • @funkuro
      @funkuro 3 роки тому +23

      A Mario noir style game would be amazing. Wait... MAKE IT WALUIGI’S!!!! I NEED IT NOW

    • @Loner098
      @Loner098 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Gaareth_I guess that's just what makes it unique from the rest then.

  • @dougthy2552
    @dougthy2552 2 роки тому +477

    2:07 GO, PEACH!
    5:18 GO, PEACH! ×2
    7:00 GO, PEACH! ×3
    14:30 GO, LUIGI! :D
    18:40 MAAAARIOOOOOOO
    19:31 GO, YOSHI!

  • @jaidenester8714
    @jaidenester8714 3 роки тому +1431

    “This isn’t Mario Party. This is a strategy game dependent on resource management and sheer willpower.”
    So, Mario Party?

  • @potatoandburger
    @potatoandburger 3 роки тому +793

    I'll make sure to say, "It was just a joke" next time I'm caught for armed robbery.

    • @GamergalDS
      @GamergalDS 3 роки тому +52

      Oh, you're such a prankster!
      Please put the gun down.

    • @deeznuts2.034
      @deeznuts2.034 3 роки тому +14

      Next time?

    • @BuggaBonnie
      @BuggaBonnie 3 роки тому +9

      If I was a cop and you did that, I'd let you keep the money.

    • @faultf4
      @faultf4 3 роки тому +7

      @The Phantom “That may change your charges slightly but you still broke Bodacious Saturday”

    • @bcndooz3294
      @bcndooz3294 3 роки тому +3

      why did you say next time?

  • @mondo2923
    @mondo2923 3 роки тому +85

    The music during the dance break at 3:30 is Persona 4 Dancing All Night Opening

    • @lucassworldofletsplays9270
      @lucassworldofletsplays9270 3 роки тому +8

      Also at around 1:40 Mad Hospital from Persona 1 PSP starts playing

    • @somerandomdude7815
      @somerandomdude7815 3 роки тому +3

      What about rivers in the desert from persona 5 at 21:44

    • @Soppo13
      @Soppo13 3 роки тому

      The smooth jazz that plays is the hunie pop bedroom music

    • @littlemaple2460
      @littlemaple2460 2 роки тому

      Do you know the Music at 7:13?

  • @SluggishSSB
    @SluggishSSB 3 роки тому +284

    “We’re heading south bound” accompanied by the appropriate music, I see you.

    • @fernx5937
      @fernx5937 3 роки тому +7

      i cried after hearing that

    • @joyo467
      @joyo467 3 роки тому +7

      I... Actually lost it. That one simple joke broke me.

    • @noob___
      @noob___ 3 роки тому +2

      3:04

    • @dragonrick912
      @dragonrick912 3 роки тому +6

      Thank you for helping me make the connection between that line, & the rhythm being played there. I knew I had heard it somewhere before, but I just couldn't figure out where, & after googling "We're heading southbound" ... it all made sense.
      ...
      I can't believe I was pulling out my hair, only to find out the song was Chug Jug With You. I never even heard the original, only the one done by Nyanners.

    • @dman12225
      @dman12225 3 роки тому +1

      cleeeeean

  • @literallydeadpool
    @literallydeadpool 3 роки тому +1209

    Really hit me hard when he said "keep the kids quiet during the divorce settlements"

  • @Stinkus17
    @Stinkus17 Рік тому +5

    0:06 no joke my mom actually got me to play Mario party with my brother when she was breaking up with our father 💀

  • @koibi_is_gaming
    @koibi_is_gaming 3 роки тому +202

    Alpharad: *makes jokes about how you play Mario Party Advance alone*
    Also Alpharad: *plays Mario Party Advance with a friend*

    • @clip3844
      @clip3844 3 роки тому +7

      @Atikah Yahya There are 5 demons in my room after reading your name

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 3 роки тому

      @@clip3844 OOF lmao

    • @quoteclone
      @quoteclone 3 роки тому

      @Atikah Yahya what

    • @ethanrose9682
      @ethanrose9682 3 роки тому

      @@clip3844 Going off of what their comment was, I'm assuming they're succubi

    • @clip3844
      @clip3844 3 роки тому

      @@ethanrose9682 Nah just a bot

  • @yalimazar4821
    @yalimazar4821 3 роки тому +1770

    I love the fact that even Bowser and Koopa kid are more polite than they've ever been

    • @alexpattinson9878
      @alexpattinson9878 3 роки тому +17

      Lol yeah

    • @jewcas
      @jewcas 3 роки тому +74

      Bowser crushed toad and jumped on his flattened body repeatedly, so idk bout that

    • @Jack_OutsideTheBox
      @Jack_OutsideTheBox 2 роки тому +5

      Someone stole his comment and replied to me with it then deleted the reply lol

    • @Fireluigi1225
      @Fireluigi1225 2 роки тому +11

      They were surprisingly good losers.

    • @ReadByYomu
      @ReadByYomu Рік тому +5

      @@jewcas what do you mean it was just a prank.

  • @thecreep7147
    @thecreep7147 2 роки тому +69

    i love the distant screaming "GO PEACH!" it crackes me up everytime

  • @gnomebliterator4129
    @gnomebliterator4129 3 роки тому +486

    That Burger King social media manager joke got me WAY better then it should have.

    • @castform7
      @castform7 3 роки тому +5

      Same. I should not have laughed as hard as I did.

    • @cycloid2326
      @cycloid2326 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @dhidahsim7712
      @dhidahsim7712 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh u cactus how to laugh

    • @justintep7995
      @justintep7995 3 роки тому +1

      @@pokkiheart while a chug jug with you guitar version was playing, too

  • @Espen5145
    @Espen5145 3 роки тому +152

    This type of humor and dialogue 100% belongs in a Paper Mario game. It would fit so well

  • @thedefaultterrariacharacte7138
    @thedefaultterrariacharacte7138 3 роки тому +86

    "Keep on gaming, but never become arrogant!"
    -Kamek from the Mario series

  • @FransenYT
    @FransenYT 3 роки тому +189

    The npcs are so friendly after losing that’s insane. Real people wouldn’t be friendly after losing in mini games

    • @Extramrdo
      @Extramrdo 3 роки тому +1

      The antiplussy.

    • @art-cs6us
      @art-cs6us 3 роки тому +3

      @@Extramrdo you mean antideluxe now

    • @Burntayo
      @Burntayo 3 роки тому +1

      @@art-cs6us correct

  • @breadwithagun9303
    @breadwithagun9303 3 роки тому +118

    So is nobody gonna talk about how chain chomp held peach and Yoshi hostage and made peach kill yoshi, or is that normal in the mario universe.

  • @mrungabunga1291
    @mrungabunga1291 2 роки тому +30

    12:22 I bet Koopa would’ve thrown the criminal in jail if he wasn’t a fellow Koopa Troopa

  • @lagmage
    @lagmage 3 роки тому +443

    So Toad basically kidnapped you to a Island where you have to gamble and fight others in order to get out. Seems like a 10 out of 10 for me!

    • @blazarre7251
      @blazarre7251 3 роки тому +19

      And it’s called shroom city too

    • @angrymathew3171
      @angrymathew3171 3 роки тому +9

      That’s just the plot of Kaiji

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 2 роки тому +8

      You were more peer pressured by Bowser and Koopa Kid, meanwhile Toad just straight up died.

    • @silvershift5505
      @silvershift5505 2 роки тому +4

      Is that not normal Mario party

  • @saadinhalf
    @saadinhalf 3 роки тому +1958

    Jacob I’m 10 seconds in and I’m suddenly very concerned for your childhood

    • @Isaax
      @Isaax 3 роки тому +79

      He's a funny internet man, what did you expect?

    • @rockweex5484
      @rockweex5484 3 роки тому +58

      No wonder he likes gambling

    • @ryanames4168
      @ryanames4168 3 роки тому +61

      @@Isaax true you don’t become funny by having a good childhood 💀

    • @jamesbarton3724
      @jamesbarton3724 3 роки тому +10

      I’m at the first ad and I’m concerned for my safety

    • @waddledeedeee
      @waddledeedeee 3 роки тому +2

      @@jamesbarton3724 lol did u also had one ab suicide prevention??

  • @mustard_96
    @mustard_96 2 роки тому +87

    15:40 I HAD TROUBLE HERE AS A KID TOO!!!
    I’m glad you liked the game. I’ve always had a soft spot for this and how stupid it could be, and it makes me sad that most just look at it objectively as a Mario Party game.

  • @turtleking7788
    @turtleking7788 3 роки тому +223

    “Keep on gaming, but never become arrogant!”

  • @LS-td4yf
    @LS-td4yf 3 роки тому +126

    “With my 9,800 IQ, I am Bowser the Brilliant!” -Bowser the Amogus UA-camr

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 3 роки тому +1

      i also thought of amo game when he said that

  • @djoshawott2850
    @djoshawott2850 2 роки тому +12

    Gotta love that bank heist quest where one wrong answer means you get Ace Attorney'd to the beginning.
    Because you can't see what the color red is.
    Also keep in mind if you run out of mushrooms in the middle, you lose all quest progress, too.

  • @Bobby_buddy
    @Bobby_buddy 3 роки тому +325

    I now wanna see Kamek say "we live in a society"

  • @KidTragedy
    @KidTragedy 3 роки тому +112

    It took me longer than it should've to realize he's playing a game that's made for not having friends, with friends

  • @LightWishYT
    @LightWishYT 3 роки тому +13

    20:14 WAIT WHAT-
    THAT WAS THE ACTUAL LAMEST BOSSFIGHT IVE EVER SEEN WITH BOWSER……
    HUH
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @thegoodoldays911
    @thegoodoldays911 3 роки тому +857

    I miss when mario characters talked and had well "character". This game has some memorable ass quotes.

    • @srihithgangireddygari4010
      @srihithgangireddygari4010 3 роки тому +116

      "I'll go take my ego down a notch"

    • @wildboi1979
      @wildboi1979 3 роки тому +102

      “Keep on gaming, but never become arrogant!”

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 3 роки тому +57

      “Bowser blew them all to shroom city!”

    • @arzfan29
      @arzfan29 2 роки тому +7

      Paper mario origami king

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 2 роки тому +2

      @@arzfan29 ew, paper era Paper Mario

  • @DJFransZbear
    @DJFransZbear 3 роки тому +414

    "keep your kids quiet during divorce settlements" hit a bit too close to home.

  • @neux64
    @neux64 3 роки тому +38

    "Keep on gaming, but never become arrogant!"
    **smash online intensifies**

  • @TiredAsianGuy
    @TiredAsianGuy 3 роки тому +521

    Fun fact: The previous title was " The forgotten mario party game"

  • @TheeBowen
    @TheeBowen 3 роки тому +307

    Alpha: I’m all alone.
    Jo: Am I a joke to you?

    • @scylla1772
      @scylla1772 3 роки тому +8

      They're obviously the same person.

    • @Traumachu
      @Traumachu 3 роки тому +2

      Fio *cries quietly*

    • @kazkaz756
      @kazkaz756 3 роки тому

      *It's not because you are not alone that you dont feel lonely 😔*

  • @PastelPiku
    @PastelPiku 3 роки тому +54

    14:37 I love how serious he sounds when he reveals Luigi's arch nemesis

  • @shy3214
    @shy3214 3 роки тому +150

    "Keep on gaming, but never become arrogant!" -Kamek from Mario Party Advance

  • @ballisticboo7808
    @ballisticboo7808 3 роки тому +276

    Paratroopa robbing the bank and then getting pardoned because it was just a prank bro is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while

  • @profreshional5409
    @profreshional5409 3 роки тому +41

    "Funs over dude should've checked your ego"
    - Josniffy

  • @captainblue5096
    @captainblue5096 3 роки тому +679

    “Your honor, my client may have committed the murder, but he has something to say.”
    “And what would that be?”
    “It was just a prank bro!”
    “...”
    “...”
    “Oh you rascal! You got us good koopa! Just another of your classic pranks! NOT GUILTY!”

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 роки тому +20

      When Koopa is Loki

    • @shaggyleaf
      @shaggyleaf 3 роки тому +4

      I swear I’m starting to see you everywhere

    • @kadebrockhausen
      @kadebrockhausen 3 роки тому +1

      Dr Kooper Coomer

    • @alexandersoria6991
      @alexandersoria6991 3 роки тому

      Did you take that from that one Aurk Video about Sonic committing crimes in certain places to spell a word? XD

    • @captainblue5096
      @captainblue5096 3 роки тому

      @@alexandersoria6991 I have seen it but I didn’t base this comment off of it

  • @nooblord-sg1bi
    @nooblord-sg1bi 3 роки тому +313

    The real Bowser boss fight was the friends we made along the way.

    • @alejjtheninja5803
      @alejjtheninja5803 3 роки тому +7

      Is there a Nintendo game which this reference better fits?

    • @Joinha15
      @Joinha15 3 роки тому +6

      @@alejjtheninja5803 yea Mario party made me LOSE my friend that i made along the way

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 Рік тому

      As long as you have a mustache...

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 Рік тому

      @@alejjtheninja5803 Uhh...Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door I think?

  • @heidenrxslein
    @heidenrxslein 3 роки тому +33

    “Commit chainsaw” is now one of my new fav phrases

  • @calvinnguyen1870
    @calvinnguyen1870 3 роки тому +845

    *Gets discriminated against by a shy guy for using Peach*
    “After meeting Burger King’s social media manager...”
    LMAO

    • @ballisticboo7808
      @ballisticboo7808 3 роки тому +16

      Honestly funny because that implies that Alpha didn't read the rest of the tweets

    • @TazTheYellow
      @TazTheYellow 3 роки тому +127

      @@ballisticboo7808 Or maybe he did and saw it for the tonedeaf stunt that it was anyway, making it an incredibly apt comparison with that Spear Guy.

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 2 роки тому +3

      @@TazTheYellow exactly

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 Рік тому +2

      Based Burger King

  • @Chlorophyllistic
    @Chlorophyllistic 3 роки тому +175

    This just sounds like the devs venting all their frustrations through a kids game because "Hey, Why Not"

    • @zedoggie3006
      @zedoggie3006 3 роки тому +14

      Hey you, take your ego down a notch

  • @megamatthew75
    @megamatthew75 3 роки тому +13

    19:10 Bowser’s IQ is *OVER 9000!*

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 3 роки тому +2490

    This game is oddly...adult XD

    • @rottenhamme
      @rottenhamme 3 роки тому +10

      woah first reply??? (this is a joke)

    • @cosmoblender
      @cosmoblender 3 роки тому +17

      what’s up checkmark

    • @thespeedyyoshi
      @thespeedyyoshi 3 роки тому +8

      oh yeah, it kinda is.

    • @tom2d285
      @tom2d285 3 роки тому +5

      Hi sonic

    • @Monochrome2004
      @Monochrome2004 3 роки тому +36

      honestly i could see all my parents and their friends playing this and enjoying it and that scares me

  • @LS-td4yf
    @LS-td4yf 3 роки тому +70

    This feels like if Alpharad deluxe was edited into one video instead of a 4 part series that never gets finished (banger channel btw)

  • @maxbaird4830
    @maxbaird4830 2 роки тому +11

    13:46 mans really playing the hunie pop music what a legend

  • @Pablo_Does_YT
    @Pablo_Does_YT 3 роки тому +62

    I laughed when comedy dolphin evaluated his value as a comedian and felt so depressed he couldn’t give a gadget to a green plumber with blue overalls driving around in a shoe.

  • @stephanie_jjb
    @stephanie_jjb 3 роки тому +65

    I can't tell if getting blown to shroom City is a metaphor for having sex and doing drugs or a metaphor for the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki

  • @katmiller4162
    @katmiller4162 2 роки тому +10

    2:05 5:19 6:59
    Jacob saying "GO PEACH!" always sends me to another plain of existence.

  • @Sparkle8205
    @Sparkle8205 3 роки тому +333

    I did not expect Danganronpa to be in this game, but here we are

    • @abdi.daddy.superhero5054
      @abdi.daddy.superhero5054 3 роки тому +8

      I was pretty sure Alpha would Stream it (since he said so in a tweet) but its good to know that he knows what it is

    • @pokiepuff3010
      @pokiepuff3010 3 роки тому +10

      @EL MONOO Can you just shut up please???

    • @exi8464
      @exi8464 3 роки тому +16

      Imagine if Makoto made a cameo before he even existed.

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 3 роки тому +6

      What's wrong with these bots

    • @peachy_keen8498
      @peachy_keen8498 3 роки тому +5

      Now i want to see him play Danganronpa. XDDDDDD

  • @trey3805
    @trey3805 3 роки тому +34

    "He needs to be taught a lesson in gaming." -Kamek The Wise

  • @Alex-kz4tn
    @Alex-kz4tn 2 роки тому +27

    9:48 this is by far one of my favorite and most memorable alpharad lines ever

  • @ElariaFlori
    @ElariaFlori 3 роки тому +275

    Paratroopa is Pikmin 4 in Among Us change my mind. "That's right I did it I killed him in cold blood!" "That's right I did it I stole the coins!!" these two quotes are so similar it is uncanny.

  • @Aleeega
    @Aleeega 3 роки тому +41

    That might be the best and worst “It’s just a joke bro!” situation I’ve ever seen

  • @djuv4375
    @djuv4375 3 роки тому +25

    "GO PEACH"is probably my favorite bit ever.

  • @JulesConroy
    @JulesConroy 3 роки тому +278

    goombussy

  • @bomes2084
    @bomes2084 3 роки тому +63

    “Now we’re heading southbound.”
    *he knew what he was doing, and he did it anyway*

    • @gameridiotNOT
      @gameridiotNOT 3 роки тому +7

      Listen to the music in the background when he says thay

    • @bomes2084
      @bomes2084 3 роки тому

      @@gameridiotNOT
      didn’t even hear that

    • @bomes2084
      @bomes2084 3 роки тому

      something odd is happening here

    • @bomes2084
      @bomes2084 Рік тому

      no more

  • @lumasong1212
    @lumasong1212 Рік тому +40

    The fact that Alpharad knows Danganronpa and Ace Attorney is making me laugh so much right now

  • @RebelliousTreecko
    @RebelliousTreecko 3 роки тому +227

    "Mario's final month"
    Well, that's dark.

    • @HarrysTechReviews
      @HarrysTechReviews 3 роки тому +11

      Mario will be executed on March 31st

    • @bcndooz3294
      @bcndooz3294 3 роки тому +5

      Mario's just gonna fucking die?

    • @grummage8804
      @grummage8804 3 роки тому +2

      @@bcndooz3294 its a joke about how mario all stars will be unavailable after the end of March i think

    • @danielcraig8686
      @danielcraig8686 3 роки тому

      And no, it's not an April Fools joke.

  • @Pluike
    @Pluike 3 роки тому +213

    Ah yes, the Mario Party Game you cant play at a party.

    • @mrmarioscatman
      @mrmarioscatman 3 роки тому +15

      You can actually! Assuming you have the paper "board" it comes with and are ok with 4 people all holding one GBA for minigames.
      Yeah multiplayer was very much an afterthought for this game.

    • @atomicanachronism8849
      @atomicanachronism8849 3 роки тому +5

      Says you.
      *sits in corner thinking about my forklift certification*

    • @henryconner3002
      @henryconner3002 3 роки тому +3

      Play Mario Party DS instead

  • @rhikke07
    @rhikke07 2 роки тому +9

    Alpharad & Jo: *chilling while playing MPA*
    Nintendo: *sees the cursor* 17:00
    Nintendo: *points gun*
    Alpha & Jo: "It was just a prank, come on!"

  • @Duarte_GB
    @Duarte_GB 3 роки тому +232

    Thought this was Bowser's inside story for a moment

    • @fruitytiffgaming4573
      @fruitytiffgaming4573 3 роки тому +6

      me too

    • @jellycore1316
      @jellycore1316 2 роки тому +1

      Yesss, me too, from the Bowser sprite in the thumbnail XD I getcha
      I think this was actually the second time I thought it was, I remember thinking that when I saw this some months ago, too XD

    • @boltlight1244
      @boltlight1244 2 роки тому

      I thought it was Superstar Saga

    • @iloveobbiesxd
      @iloveobbiesxd 2 роки тому

      Yeah I thought this was dream team

  • @maestrotritone5975
    @maestrotritone5975 3 роки тому +196

    Horoscope girls be like:
    Hey I'm sorry I broke into your bank and stole all your coins but I'm an Asparagus, it's just how I am.

  • @soccerz222
    @soccerz222 3 роки тому +67

    As a Latter-day Saint, that was the most accurate Latter-day Saint joke I’ve ever heard

  • @samueld8413
    @samueld8413 3 роки тому +19

    The one mission in this game with the murder mystery pisses me off. The floating eye says he "heard footsteps". But he's an eye! He doesn't even have ears! Why didn't they make him the culprit?

    • @ExeloMinish
      @ExeloMinish 3 роки тому +2

      To be fair 90% of Mario characters don't have ears either

  • @jarwa4774
    @jarwa4774 3 роки тому +260

    me after massacring the entire population of Yugoslavia: It was just a joke, sorry about that.

  • @funkymonkeyplays1616
    @funkymonkeyplays1616 3 роки тому +13

    8:17 yoshi f*cking dies

  • @justinanderson4497
    @justinanderson4497 3 роки тому +55

    Ah yes, Shroom-city:
    Where the “grass” is legal
    and the games aren’t pretty.

    • @GamergalDS
      @GamergalDS 3 роки тому

      Nice one
      And yes, I know burnout

  • @MasterHandSpazz
    @MasterHandSpazz 3 роки тому +61

    Wanna play Kid Icuras: Uprising?
    You know, with the protagonist who never learned how to read?

    • @waddledeedeee
      @waddledeedeee 3 роки тому

      wait, is this for real??

    • @ondiiina
      @ondiiina 3 роки тому +2

      @@waddledeedeee Yeah Pit is such a loveable dumbass

  • @badreality2
    @badreality2 2 роки тому +7

    In Shy Guy's defense, it was a "lose-lose-lose" situation.
    Either decline Peach for being a girl, lose to a girl, or beat a girl (which is actually not a socially acceptable for a win for a guy).

    • @LeoSantano
      @LeoSantano 9 місяців тому

      A spear guy, living in a jungle. Where I'm 90 percent sure there's little to no rules.
      I'm pretty sure it was simply a pride thing. The exact same thing would happen if you went to it with Yoshi.

  • @adam-bi4ke
    @adam-bi4ke 3 роки тому +44

    he really has "chug jug with you instrumental" in the background at 3:03. what a legend

    • @lillith7257
      @lillith7257 3 роки тому

      What's the song in the dance section? With peach?

    • @lillith7257
      @lillith7257 3 роки тому

      NVM found it

    • @ionr2538
      @ionr2538 3 роки тому

      @@lillith7257 what is it

    • @happyxdragon1215
      @happyxdragon1215 3 роки тому +1

      @@ionr2538 i found a comment that said it was dance! from persona 4:dancing all night

    • @borisvantok864
      @borisvantok864 3 роки тому

      litterally thought i was the only one who noticed

  • @pup64hcp
    @pup64hcp 3 роки тому +11

    5:48 that "MARIO! :D" was so pure lol

  • @slothbelly5332
    @slothbelly5332 Рік тому +5

    6:40
    oh, that's where the banner come from.

  • @IconicCROSS
    @IconicCROSS 3 роки тому +47

    Bowser wasn't even evil here, he was just enjoying a weekend

  • @bellblueee
    @bellblueee 3 роки тому +8

    my personal favorite highlights:
    1:09 alphas silly little secret
    1:24 toad dies
    1:33 peer pressure to shroom city
    3:03 now we headin south bound
    3:30 dance break
    6:40 keep on gaming...
    7:43 c h a i n s a w
    9:50 when else would we be in the position…
    10:06 goombetty breaks into the house
    12:01 dude it was just a joke
    15:22 comedy dolphin is an unfunny loser
    18:06 bowsers dating sim
    21:33 oh no penguin

    • @roxytheworlddestroyer8356
      @roxytheworlddestroyer8356 3 роки тому

      Do you know what the name of the song is at 3:30?

    • @JumpierDust
      @JumpierDust 3 роки тому

      @@roxytheworlddestroyer8356 Dance! - From Persona 4

    • @roxytheworlddestroyer8356
      @roxytheworlddestroyer8356 3 роки тому

      @@JumpierDust thanks a ton!

    • @nemi9217
      @nemi9217 3 роки тому

      @@JumpierDust any chance you know the song at 16:06 too 👉👈
      Edit: nvm finally got it, Forest of Hope - Pikmin

    • @powerfulleoyt401
      @powerfulleoyt401 5 місяців тому

      Do you know the song at 18:06

  • @TheKorenji
    @TheKorenji 3 роки тому +4

    This game aged much better than it had any right to, considering it's a Multiplayer game but Singleplayer

  • @scrubz3583
    @scrubz3583 3 роки тому +34

    "Now we are heading southbound"
    *With a chug jug melody playing in the background

  • @bubsstefan9580
    @bubsstefan9580 3 роки тому +26

    He stole our money, he stole our heart. Koopa paratroopa was just messing with us. He's the villain the game gives love to.

  • @NeonLDT
    @NeonLDT 2 роки тому +5

    Kamek promoting gambling/gaming is the best thing I've ever seen. Kamek says to not be arrogant because you're going to lose anyway but keep playing just because you can lol.

  • @monkeydballs1486
    @monkeydballs1486 3 роки тому +26

    When he uses jump force music it makes me think he is mentally trapped/scared by the amount of loading screens

  • @Verick.
    @Verick. 3 роки тому +17

    Gonna consider all Bullet Bills in Mario games “take their ego down a notch” every time they’re defeated.

  • @SJHBundle
    @SJHBundle 10 місяців тому +2

    12:09 Your honor my client pleads “It’s just a prank bro”

  • @BeamyCat
    @BeamyCat 3 роки тому +7

    Jacob: I'm alone.
    Jo has been confirmed to just be an imaginary friend that Jacob does separate voices for. Whenever we see Jo on screen that's nothing but a paid actor.

    • @miwestraveler3986
      @miwestraveler3986 3 роки тому +1

      Whoah, don't jump to conclusions like that !
      Just because Jo is imaginary doesn't mean we can't see him.

    • @BeamyCat
      @BeamyCat 3 роки тому

      @@miwestraveler3986 omg you're right we're all imagining Jo

    • @miwestraveler3986
      @miwestraveler3986 3 роки тому

      @@BeamyCat
      Jo is not a person, he's a phenomenon.