Jacob: I want to improve myself mentally Also Jacob: I'm gonna bash my head into this wall until I get a world record in Mario Party ALSO also Jacob: *reads Toadette's wiki page*
Alpharad’s 2021 in a nutshell: “Yeah I’ll play that!” “I’ll make this harder for myself!” “I can make that competitive!” “I can Speedrun that!” “For the content!” “That’s a hit!” “The bald podcast.” “That’s a miss.” “Somehow I’ve developed Carpal Tunnel… twice, so uh, 4th place isn’t that bad after all.”
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear qil
This is literally the most characteristic alpharad video I’ve ever seen. Mr Mario party dedicating himself to the point of carpal tunnel. Absolutely insane. Hope you feel better soon
17:19 is a pretty accurate representation of how I felt mentally throughout the entirety of the Toadette segment of the video By the way, it really sucks that you ended up getting carpal tunnel twice, hope your hands recover from it =(
Hey Jacob, having been watching you for like 5 years, I know you have a incredible dedication for some things but remember sometimes it’s better to take a step back and have a rest ok, especially if you’ve got 2 carpal tunnels, I hope you recover well from the carpal tunnels
Alpha, man I've missed you, but god everything you make is such a wonder to me. I don't even like Mario party that much, but you make it just so wonderful. You're great man
then there's me who doesn't know what a summoning salt is and instead gets an image of rick astley dancing to the song and reminded of another whiney youtuber named Jawsh who is also the Jawsh who didn't get to go to Disney land with Altrive and Coney on splash mountain, but is the the Jawsh who tells Altrive about his favorite sandwich shop
I’m glad I ran into this video, my friends and I started a competitive Mario Party Superstars server to completely master the game and there’s really a lot of stuff under the hood that we’re still finding out. Thanks for shedding light on how deep this games goes!
22:13 i honestly can't have enough of this face, i always come back to this video just to see this moment. the sheer disappointment in himself and lack of belief.... it just speaks to me.....
@@GoodEevee Why actually try to make content when we can just have another UA-cam channel with the goal of insane numbers of subs for making no content
Developing carpal tunnel twice really goes to show how dedicated alpha is to his UA-cam channel and to the content itself (keep up the amazing work alpha)
The thing about Mario Party is that it can either be the greatest game ever made, or the worst thing to damn this earth. And that happens in one turn so I can’t imagine what a speed run of it would be like
Fun fact: Even though Super Mario Bros. debuted in 1985, Mario himself emerged back in 1981. His first appearance was as a nameless protagonist in Donkey Kong; well, not entirely nameless. He was known as “Jumpman”.
I used to be able to draw the entirety of the Castlevania: SotN map (both castles) with items and broken walls. Came in really handy when I served a mission in Upstate NY where nearly every car ride was 40 min. and your only entertainment is seeing how high the corn has grown today.
Oh yeah Mario Party speedruns are wild. Also hahaha the Summoning Salt music. 7:54 …Koopa’s Tropical Beach? Also holy heck carpal tunnel? Hope you feel better man!
this is the first time i've liked a video in a WHILE. the amount of dedication it takes to get carpal tunnel twice just deserves everything And I just clicked on this expecting to find out how easy mario party is (apparently it's not)
@@basicallyplaced every day is a ceaseless nightmare. I don't know whats real anymore. Sometimes theres scratching at my bedroom door and from underneath it a photo of another character appears. The voice asks probing questions and all i can reply is "yeah, I'd hit it" for fear of what it would do otherwise. So yeah im doing pretty good
please rest your wrists my dude. it's always gonna come back if you don't pay attention. a good trick is changing posture/grip. the easiest way to play is just holding a joycon in each hand without the holder, and just resting your hands on your lap or something, palm facing down or toward yourself, not putting weight on your upper body at all. you can also use your index fingers instead of your thumbs, it's a bit of training but for simple commands it's useful. invest in those bags you can either put in the microwave or the freezer to help either muscle cramps or reduce the swelling. most useful is always remind yourself to stretch your fingers fully and let go of the controller from time to time. for example when a cutscene you can't skip is playing. here are my tips to you gamers. i have had severe tendonitis and carpal for years and prevention by being aware of the tensions in your body, retraining, and adjusting is key. the sooner you do it the less severe the injuries. also voltaren. lots of voltaren and ice packs.
"If I had a nickel for every time youtuber got carpal tunnel from being a tryhard in a children's game, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't alot but it's weird it happened twice."
This man actually developed carpal tunnel, that shit deserves a like
TWICE
That’s a hit
Throwing for content
@@rosheafan If I could like this video twice, I would... oh wait, I can (I have two accounts).
WHy woUld YOu lIKE soOMeoNe gettINg CARPal tUNneL?
Developing carpal tunnel twice is definitely a “miss”
Red flag
When she,
When,
Whe-when she,
When she has IPhone... Red flag.
Madman got carpal tunnel twice and still finished editing the video
ratio
@@Pomskee L + Ratio
The "I developed carpal tunnel... Twice." Really got me.
It’s kind of a “holy shit he’s serious” moment
It got him, too. Twice.
I like how Alpha still uses stickers against the cpus
that’s a hit
Good game!
Just because it’s a robot doesn’t mean you can’t be toxic
Getting your comment liked by Jacob is definitely a hit
It’s a gamer instinct
He is an entertainer to the core
Yes
Agreed, and a great one at that
I love how the creepy Toadette section transitioned into a sponsor XD
that was hit... no pun
yeah... sponsors... fun...
Tommy gaming
Surprised to see you here
@JJ оlаtunji 🅥 fake >:(
7:27 "either that, or my wrists give out"
8:42 "a small price of my physical being for a 27 second time save"
*foreshadowing*
"Is it worth it you ask?" *looks at wrists* "... no. :)"
wysi
as soon as he said "or my wrists give out" i was like, welp there goes his wrists
Wysi
The moment at the end where he said he got Carpel Tunnel twice genuinely shocked me
anything speedrunning related with HOME playing is straight up asmr
Upload
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Wow, I thought no one knew who Wirtual was. Trackmania is such a small ass niche, colour me suprised.
@@2kchallengewith4video haha you lost 4
@@aquilleswinkler5051 wirtual is pretty damn big especially in the speedrunning community, his videos regularly break 1mil views lol
Jacob: I want to improve myself mentally
Also Jacob: I'm gonna bash my head into this wall until I get a world record in Mario Party
ALSO also Jacob: *reads Toadette's wiki page*
Damn, my man got carpool tunnels in his hand? That's crazy, I can't even fit one car in my hand, nevermind a whole pool of them!
bro I can fit a parking lot nerd get on my level gg ez noob bad trash
@@digicatboy7567 rude
@@digicatboy7567 rude
That’s a hit
@@digicatboy7567 rude
Alpharad’s 2021 in a nutshell:
“Yeah I’ll play that!”
“I’ll make this harder for myself!”
“I can make that competitive!”
“I can Speedrun that!”
“For the content!”
“That’s a hit!”
“The bald podcast.”
“That’s a miss.”
“Somehow I’ve developed Carpal Tunnel… twice, so uh, 4th place isn’t that bad after all.”
Don't forget "That's a hit".
This has no business being so accurate
Don’t forget the bald podcast aka alpharad deluxe
"That's a miss."
What category(ies) do "Copypasta Theater" and the impossible escape room fall under? [For the Content?]
Alphard deluxe: drag out every Mario party session as much as possible for ad revenue
Alphard on this channel: let's Speedrun Mario party
That's a hit!
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear qil
Beat me to the joke
I wonder if he stopped sweating Mario Party because of the speed running?
Alphard crazy for that one
I love that Jacob has foreshadowed through all the video that he hurt his wrists/hands.
This is literally the most characteristic alpharad video I’ve ever seen. Mr Mario party dedicating himself to the point of carpal tunnel. Absolutely insane. Hope you feel better soon
Me, seeing the title: Heh, yeah, that's a mood
Me, realizing Alpharad ACTUALLY GOT CARPAL TUNNEL: Oh, shit
"Oh shit, he's actually serious?"
17:19 is a pretty accurate representation of how I felt mentally throughout the entirety of the Toadette segment of the video
By the way, it really sucks that you ended up getting carpal tunnel twice, hope your hands recover from it =(
shoutouts to Jacob for still using Dating Start! for sponsors by the way, that's a hit
Holy shit it Christopher moon
Ive seen the porn it does not surprise me
Aaaaaaaaaaa
He also used the fandom wiki and not the actually good Mario wiki so...
I really hope alpha sees the “aggressive stickers” mod, some of them are so good
the what now
Elaborate please
Daisy: cry about it
@@boop7784 something she'd say
Getting carpal tunnel is a huge miss, but making quality content that entertains thousands? Definite hit.
It really says something about Jacob's determination when they only thing that can keep him from achieving his goals *is his own body.*
"The easy CPU's were surprisingly easy to beat." damn, you truly learn something new everyday.
"This Mario doesn't support cops" is the rawest line, Alpha please never stop improving
Mario is just scared that they'll notice he is wanted by Interpol
Any cop related joke just writes itself nowadays
I will not tolerate this Pratt Mario slander
We are ConeHeads We are Sentient We are One
One of us One of us One of us One of us
@@weareconeheadswearesentien4177 tf?
Like Smallant, he dedicates 24+ hours to speedrunning a game in one day and gets a hand/wrist related injury. Take it easy Jacob
when did smallant get carpal tunnel?
Or Pointcrow using a calculator
it was repetitive strain injury in my thumbs, not carpal tunnel!
@@samt3412 that’s what I was gonna say lol
@@Smallant simply grinding too hard for your thumbs 😤
I just love how 'We're finally landing' is now synonymus with speedrunning.
summoning salt doesnt get enough viewers
comment got stolen by a verified and got hearted by alpha. L big miss
@@Anonymous-zb2pp well, that's youtube for ya
@@Anonymous-zb2pp haha, I just noticed that the comment is now gone. Justice served
I didn’t know that
Hey Jacob, having been watching you for like 5 years, I know you have a incredible dedication for some things but remember sometimes it’s better to take a step back and have a rest ok, especially if you’ve got 2 carpal tunnels, I hope you recover well from the carpal tunnels
I’m more interested into how Alpha told the doctor “My wrists hurt from playing Mario Party too aggressively”
We're in the 2020s, people fucking up their wrists from doing video game speedruns is definitely not unheard of now.
Alpha, man I've missed you, but god everything you make is such a wonder to me. I don't even like Mario party that much, but you make it just so wonderful. You're great man
Well he upload pretty much daily on alpharad deluxe
@@Zoroark_Master TRUEE
I think carpal tunnel is very uncool
Yeah
Its so rude
It's a miss, not wholesome, red flag.
That intro using SummoningSalt's theme song and style, in a speedrun video, was amazing. Alpharad with the galaxy brain over there
I want to like, but I can't bring myself to change the number.
i dont really get it is it a wirtual reference
Edit: nevermind im an idiot
Don’t be, I thought it was a Wirt reference too.
then there's me who doesn't know what a summoning salt is and instead gets an image of rick astley dancing to the song and reminded of another whiney youtuber named Jawsh who is also the Jawsh who didn't get to go to Disney land with Altrive and Coney on splash mountain, but is the the Jawsh who tells Altrive about his favorite sandwich shop
@@Green13Gaming Summoningsalt makes some of the best content on UA-cam, definitely check some of his videos out
I’m glad I ran into this video, my friends and I started a competitive Mario Party Superstars server to completely master the game and there’s really a lot of stuff under the hood that we’re still finding out. Thanks for shedding light on how deep this games goes!
22:13 i honestly can't have enough of this face, i always come back to this video just to see this moment. the sheer disappointment in himself and lack of belief.... it just speaks to me.....
This is definitely the most undiagnosed ADHD video Alpharad’s ever made
And the most diagnosed RSI video Alpharad’s ever made
And ALSO the most diagnosed Carpal Tunnel Syndrome video he's ever made
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@@2kchallengewith4video you gonna upload? Or just ask?
@@GoodEevee
Why actually try to make content when we can just have another UA-cam channel with the goal of insane numbers of subs for making no content
With alpha's lady luck, Mario Party is a perfect speedrun game for him
Edit: Unless his hands decide to die on him
Jacob Alpharad's [Lady Luck]*
Jaiden's vid only confirmed that he is a stand user
Honestly
That Jacob accidentally killed the run
The trick is not let women ride your horse (makes lady luck jealous)
15 hrs of Mario party in one sitting was probably the turning point… especially the fact that you didn’t actually rest afterwards
19:27 "This sh*t kinda like squid game" had me rolling lmao.
I really enjoy these longer, we’ll thought-out videos. The commentary and content is very entertaining, thank you for the happiness and good laughs
I love how mario just fucks up the speedrun and looks straight in your eyes while doing it
anything he does is entertaining and everything in the past few months just proves it, an entertainer to the core
Everything proves he’s a chaotic theatre kid
*A absolute gamer, to be exact*
"and as someone who took a statistics class before dropping out of college, I'm here to tell you: the odds are not in my favor"
that got me
Jacob's commentary is in unusually politically incisive form and keep this shit coming please
18:11 that was definitely an Icarus moment right there
I shout "Jacob NO!" Multiple times when he drew the board. The peak of his insanity has been reached. No stopping him now.
Because he was wrong or because he was right?
I don't play Mario Party so I don't know.
and thanks to a certain Irish UA-camr i hear this sentence now...
Unironically after hearing the carpal tunnel incident I said, and I Quote "That's a miss"
Not sure if that's a good thing or not.
That's a hit (this man has irreparably marred my vocabulary and I love him for it.)
I feel so bad for laughing but the "twice" at the end was just way too funny to me
I mean, the look down sells it so damn much
Developing carpal tunnel twice really goes to show how dedicated alpha is to his UA-cam channel and to the content itself (keep up the amazing work alpha)
The lead up to the carpal tunnel joke that all of his text cutins had typos is lowkey genius
The thing about Mario Party is that it can either be the greatest game ever made, or the worst thing to damn this earth.
And that happens in one turn so I can’t imagine what a speed run of it would be like
“This shit kinda like squid game”
Alpharad 2021
that's not his line. It's stolen
The music summoning salt uses as his intro really sets the mood that I’m about to learn the most batshit crazy thing ever
Home - We're finally landing. Check out his stuff, it's pretty damn good. His 2014 album Odyssey is my personal favourite
Alpharad straight up damaging his own health and career to perfect Mario Party. Such admirable dedication, a true hero of the modern age.
Jacob giving away his hands for content is incredibly on brand and I applaud that: *Because I still can*
Can’t wait for him to find out that this game can also be played with friends for fun.
@Pelle_Knight _ That’s a hit
@Pelle_Knight _ no that's for add revenue
he never played any Mario Party for fun..
Get this man to 3 mil! He literally got carpal tunnel for us.
We are ConeHeads We are Sentient We are One
One of us One of us One of us One of us
Fun fact: Even though Super Mario Bros. debuted in 1985, Mario himself emerged back in 1981. His first appearance was as a nameless protagonist in Donkey Kong; well, not entirely nameless. He was known as “Jumpman”.
Bro are you following me i have seen you like 10 times in the last hour
I have donkey Kong on an emulator
I used to be able to draw the entirety of the Castlevania: SotN map (both castles) with items and broken walls. Came in really handy when I served a mission in Upstate NY where nearly every car ride was 40 min. and your only entertainment is seeing how high the corn has grown today.
"I got 4th place at Mario Party speedrunning and all I got was carpal tunnel twice."
Can I just say how weird it feels for me hearing Alpharad's voice over Mario Party without Jo and Altrive?
Thank you alpha, very cool
ending the year with carpal tunnel after trying to speedrun mario party just makes sense for jacob alpharad
You know this is gonna be a HIT when the summoning salt music starts playing
0:43 i didnt know metroid dread was such a popular speed game
Oh yeah Mario Party speedruns are wild. Also hahaha the Summoning Salt music. 7:54 …Koopa’s Tropical Beach?
Also holy heck carpal tunnel? Hope you feel better man!
4:29 i guess this is what alpha was doing when he wasn't working on the frozen in time music video
Imagine getting carpal tunnel twice from speed running Mario party...
Well he may have failed to get the world record Mario party speedrun, but he definitely won the double carpal tunnel speedrun
22:12. "It was at that moment, he knew..."
Carpal tunnel sounds painfull, hopefully you can make a speedy recovery from this.
take care Alpha.
1:18 LOOK MOM IM ON CAMERA xD
Ey congrats
Ok everyone say it with me: This is a Hit!
lmao the summoning salt intro got me
this is the first time i've liked a video in a WHILE. the amount of dedication it takes to get carpal tunnel twice just deserves everything
And I just clicked on this expecting to find out how easy mario party is (apparently it's not)
Alpharad really is the only person that could speedrun mario party
Also, I hope your carpel tunnel isnt that bad.
3 other people beg to differ
Okay
Ok
Okay
Ok
Okay
Ok
19:01 “Nothing to write home about,”
*proceeds to write home about it to his UA-cam channel*
Comment 33: Alpharad has not only the guts to speedrun Mario Party Superstars, but pausing the exact time to have the timer show 4:20.69
People look at any fictional character and say: " Yeah, I'd hit it." And I just want to know if those people are ok.
Yeah id hit it
@@nixae2805 are you ok?
No, we're not
@@basicallyplaced every day is a ceaseless nightmare. I don't know whats real anymore. Sometimes theres scratching at my bedroom door and from underneath it a photo of another character appears. The voice asks probing questions and all i can reply is "yeah, I'd hit it" for fear of what it would do otherwise.
So yeah im doing pretty good
As that one Persona 4 npc once said: "i'd hit it..."
Thank you for telling us this, Alpha. I never knew this very useful information until now, and I wanted to show my gratitude for it.
0:37 I love Summoning Salt!
20:49 new favourite alpharad moment
7:05 And who bs'd Jaiden with the amount of legendaries he got in their soul-link nuzlocke?
That ending feels the punchline to a Scott The Woz video
The dedication to a video game to get carpal tunnel is insane. Hope you recover and we always appreciate your commitment Alpharad.
A couple seconds in this is already great due to the summoning salt music lol
I would just like to say how much I respect that Jacob got mugged and got double carpal tunnel and he just went "yeah I'll make content out of this"
22:07 amazing rng
can never remind eric about his calculator injuries when you literally got carpal tunnel twice from mario party
As a Mario Party speedrunner, thank you alpha for letting me know I can speedrun Mario Party.
Wait, your a Mario Party speedrunner, and you didn’t know it was ‘possible’?
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This video was awesome, dude! I hope you get your carpal tunnel situation solved. Take it easy, man.
Double carpal tunnel? Talk about bad RNG
please rest your wrists my dude. it's always gonna come back if you don't pay attention. a good trick is changing posture/grip. the easiest way to play is just holding a joycon in each hand without the holder, and just resting your hands on your lap or something, palm facing down or toward yourself, not putting weight on your upper body at all. you can also use your index fingers instead of your thumbs, it's a bit of training but for simple commands it's useful.
invest in those bags you can either put in the microwave or the freezer to help either muscle cramps or reduce the swelling. most useful is always remind yourself to stretch your fingers fully and let go of the controller from time to time. for example when a cutscene you can't skip is playing.
here are my tips to you gamers. i have had severe tendonitis and carpal for years and prevention by being aware of the tensions in your body, retraining, and adjusting is key. the sooner you do it the less severe the injuries.
also voltaren. lots of voltaren and ice packs.
once again, when alpharad takes mario party seriously, all hell breaks loose.
At least his wrists didn't break loose too.
Let's all patch together and wish Alpha a happy birthday!!! 🎂
He said on the deluxe channel he was gonna speedrun mario party and you know alpha he sometimes keeps promises
"If I had a nickel for every time youtuber got carpal tunnel from being a tryhard in a children's game, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't alot but it's weird it happened twice."
“And as someone who took a statistics class before dropping out of college, the odds are not in my favor” the context had me dying 5:06
Thank you for all your amazing content this year!
I'm sure skillshare appreciates being right after the questionable toadette thirst
My guy was so committed to the run he got carpal in both hands. Absolute legend
You can view the edit history of a fandom page lol. Could probably go back and see exactly what the vandalism was.
Alpharad: Well I was able to get the 4th fastest completion time for Mario party
His wrists: But what did it cost?
Alpharad: Everything
God, the timing on this is crazy. I got diagnosed with carpal tunnel in both hands just a few weeks ago. I feel your pain.