The seltzer jokes killed me. I remember when my mum used to be a 100% convinced I was drinking alcohol in highschool bc she didn’t understand what Red Bull was.
Stevens dad: when I was your age I was the oldest person in the world my dad was the youngest I had 5 degrees in math I was so smart anyone who wasn’t me I called failure
0:22 Every time I drink seltzer water, this is what goes through my head. I’m actually drinking the same brand of seltzer right now and had to watch this again 😂😂😂
@@StevenHe I bet it’s hard not to feel pressured to constantly put out more videos. But I know creative projects rarely work on our corporeal time, it’s best to just let them flow naturally. So I appreciate the content you do put out, whatever the pace may be ☺️😚
Parents: Don't get girls till your 21! Also parents: When are you getting married youre so lonely! When I was your age I had 2 harems and 7 wives, all the gay people confessed to me!
Natriumchloride solution will clean your nose after sniffing some drugs. But on the other hand Natrium is quite dangerous and Cloride is very poisionous so its actually poisoning you, while you think it helps your nose.
@@belletimereal One of the best things about being gay is that I can have male friends without anyone "getting the wrong idea" and I can also have female friends because everyone is used to two girls being just friends so they don't automatically presume more (especially if the other girl is straight). Win-win 😊
Dude I remember this guy was just at 477k about 2 or 3 days ago, now he’s already at 577k!? Dude that’s what I call an absolute beautiful rising of a failure
2:20 one time my mom (who is Asian) was picking me up from school and one of my friends who just so happens to be a girl walked by as I was getting in the car and waved by to me. When I got in my mom bombarded me with questions. “Is that one of your friends?” “Do you think she’s cute?” “Do you like her?”
One of my brothers friends "Bella" used to come home and stay until her mom could pick her up and now we've been joking that he has a fiance,Bella and there quote un quote "dating" so yeah. (Were 50% aisan lol)
I can definitely relate to that "dropped a single pen on the floor" thing. Right now, my room's a mess, but even if I have like two socks on the floor, it's suddenly the planet of junk somehow
what a mood... My parents: Don't date until after college Also my parents: When we have grandkids, we want _list of things I don't care about because I don't want kids..._
I’ve been going through a tough time recently, with the death and funeral of my grandpa. But your videos always cheer me up a little and give me a chuckle because it relates to my life and Asian parents. Keep up the good work man!
"don't give time to girls, ok? also when you getting married your mother wants to know" is the single best statement that relates to every foreign family ever
Congrats on the sponsor Steven! You've landed! What does your Dad think of your act? Our family loves the videos and the humor only you can get away with!
Steven's dad: Wait, you say my son is a doctor? This makes me prou... no, Steven, why are you treating people without a license? You are such a failure.
Grab Atlas VPN 3-year deal with an 86% discount just for $1,39 per month! atlasv.pn/StevenHe
Rename Steven he live to Steven he failure
Steven You're A Failure
Jk
nice lol
Ok
Wooah
"You don't have time for girls, you need to do your homework"
"Also, when you getting married?"
Too real
Them telling us we need to eat because we’re “too skinny”
And afterwards telling us we’re fat-
True though
@@trustme-8058 How do you have time to get fat when you have homework to do and you still not married what the hail
@@gamergodofjustice i did that before physics was invented
@@trustme-8058 this is soooo relatable!!!
Everyone's talking about Steven's dad, but don't mention OUR BOY FINALLY GOT HIMSELF A SPONSOR
Ayyyyyyy🔥🔥🔥
@@StevenHe W
YASSS
Yeeeah Buddy!
yuhhhh
If Steven's dad made harry potter:
Hagrid: You're a faliure harry!
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid : faliure!
that would actually be a pretty good series, If "Steven's dad made X movie" or just "Steven's dad watching X movie"
😂😂😂
@@sparemobius7430 "what da heeeyyyall is this?"
Failure
@@sparemobius7430 OMG yesssssss
The seltzer jokes killed me. I remember when my mum used to be a 100% convinced I was drinking alcohol in highschool bc she didn’t understand what Red Bull was.
Emotional Damage🤣🤣🤣
My two favorite lines from Steven's Dad
1) My son's such a failure
2) I raised a donut
What the hail
Failure
thats a play station
What.. *the HAIILLLL YOU SAY?!*
SIRRI
Those lines are funny, but when will it become "were funny"? As in being overused and not funny anymore
A line to use, "My son is so smart, he has almost found cure to failure"
i imagined his dads voice just then
perfect
This is the line for making the playlist before the video goes public. 😂🤣😂
Perfect
How Asian Parents Flex 3
Steven’s dad: Failure
Steven: but I got a 100% on the math test
Steven’s dad: Why not 200%
Steven's Dad: when I was your age I was teaching math in PhD lecture at Harvard , so steven u failure
Stevens dad: when I was your age I was the oldest person in the world my dad was the youngest I had 5 degrees in math I was so smart anyone who wasn’t me I called failure
In one of my Calc classes a dude got a 102%
@@deleteh1815 Why do I read this on my mind with steven’s dad accent
Stevens Dad: When I was your age I got 200% on all tests.... Math was not invented yet
The fact that he called the aliens to tell them his son's a failure is just top notch 😭
WE DID IT BOIS HE FINALLY GOT A SPONSOR
YEAH FINALLY YES WOOH
i love how supportive people can be about sponsorships now, rather than just whining about selling out
Yeah I heard it was on a discount
I'm so proud of us, he still a failure
And it’s one I haven’t ever heard of too
Steven: "IF RICK AND MORTY ISN'T AVAILABLE IN THE US, YOU CAN select the Uk."
Proceeds to select canada
FAILURE
i was looking for this comment, I'm glad I found it...
I read failure in Steven's dad voice in my head. 💀💀
I think you mean Faiiluwe
@@magicman-03 SAME 😆
Commonwealth
Steven’s dad: “Hallo Aliens, my son es a faiiilure”
Aliens: “Noted.”
Nailed it 🤣🤣🤣
looooooooooooooool
This comment is a failure only 2 reply lah
"Steven I think your computer about to explode" Has me rolling on the floor and the "Signal transmitter" EVERYTHING IS TOO FUNNY! 😂😂
I honestly thought that when he saw the lamp he would say “This is brighter than Steven’s future.”
He said that in the first episode why staring at his computer cuz the brightness was so high
That would be funny
Transmitter to communicate with other faaiiiiluurees
@Alyssa Belle Hm?
@x hm?
Go full 'Inception' and make a video called 'Asian Dad When He Finds Out You Are Impersonating Him For UA-cam'
yesss!!!
pleassssse
Dude that would be sick
Bruh
Yesirrr yesirrr
I love how Steven’s Dad is willing to tell everyone that his son is a failure.
IKR 🤣
which is the last thing an asian parent would do
LMAO IKR
It’s common in asian culture.
Hey.. WHY not?
0:22 Every time I drink seltzer water, this is what goes through my head. I’m actually drinking the same brand of seltzer right now and had to watch this again 😂😂😂
Thank you Michelle ❤️ I appreciate you so much! I’ll get back to making videos soon
@@StevenHe I bet it’s hard not to feel pressured to constantly put out more videos. But I know creative projects rarely work on our corporeal time, it’s best to just let them flow naturally. So I appreciate the content you do put out, whatever the pace may be ☺️😚
Yess!!! He finally got a sponsor! So proud of Steven. Don't believe his dad, he is not a failure by any means.
That makes my day 😆 than you Chloe
@@StevenHe Steven’s Dad would still call his son a failure 😂
@@StevenHe You got a girlfriend.🎵
@@StevenHe lol your auto correct is a failure
That’s not a sponsor, it’s an ice cube... At least that’s what his dad told me....
Aliens: Yeah those idiots won’t see what’s com-
Steven’s Dad: my son is a failure
586 likes without comments, sus
@@sarnian9055 it's so good it don't need no comments
we r just ridin his coattails ;)
@@redteddy135 mhm
*Finds a pen on the floor*
What the hell Steven, are you trying to bring back the plague?
Correction
What the hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllll
😂
Too late
I know right
A pen ain’t dirty
0:45 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
😳
@@Blockyverse are you serious with that emoji? Really?
🙄
Who's that she?
Prob don't exist
Maybe it's uncle Roger's ex wife
@@MelJelauntie.
“Your room is like a trash dump”
1 pen on the ground
This isn’t even just Asian parents all parents do this right?
yes.
failure
Yh
My room is actually messy though
Relatable
*looks at single pen on the ground*
"DIS ROOM SO MESSY."
"YOU NEVER CLEAN YOUR ROOM."
Sounds like my parents when my bed isn't made 🤣🤣
Facts
@@StevenHe exactly
Sounds like my parents when my bed isnt made. Cause i am sleeping in it
@@Commander_Theopro 😅🤣😂
*picks up a blow up doll* What duh heeeeyul is this?
He finally decide to be doctor
When is he getting married?
Technology obviously
Whats a blow up doll
WOW ur rapping man fire 🔥🔥🔥
He was watching Parks and Rec on his computer during the ad segment. This gives me even more reason to love this channel
Steven can finally buy his dad a Rolex for his sore wrists from carrying Steven's channel.
And he will still call him failer
If his dad opens a youtube channel he will millions of subs a day
@@yeahboi4975 look son, my channel has 3 times your views, in one day... you have made me a success, but you, you are a failure.
Steven = *leaves pen on the floor* His dad = Goes on a 20 second rant about the pen
Its true if you asian
@@Blaze-kf5pp yes
What a mess! Dont be a failure like him
We didn't even have pens when we were kids
@@ih82r8 we had to use the tree branch to do homework
You kids nowadays
*SO FAILURE*
This series is more entertaining than whole Netflix
this is sooo true tho
Netflix failure
Facts
The whole Netflix
0:49 ah yes the signal transmitter is useful for calling the Beijing Embassy to tell them that Steven is a a FAILURE
Parents: Don't get girls till your 21!
Also parents: When are you getting married youre so lonely! When I was your age I had 2 harems and 7 wives, all the gay people confessed to me!
Lmao usurper eren jaeger
🤣
Wtf Gays😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey Upsurper Eren Jaeger
bro my dad said that
Steven: "Connect to the UK server and bam"
Also Steven: *Connects to Canada*
Failure
His dad: you are a failure!!
Failure
Still the UK tho
@@difficultytweak1
Someone's caught a couple of centuries behind.
If Steven He and Uncle Roger collab, it will make the internet explode
But the collab would be better if they add Nathan Doan
It won't be a failure.
@@EggDragon I FORGOT ABOUT NATHAN DOAN!!!
Also everyone’s devices will explode if Ryan higa comes as Hanate
@Miguel Acupan POG
@Miguel Acupan POG
i like the fact that whenever Steven’s dad talks to someone through something, he always tells his son is a failure 🤣
Nobody:
Stevens dad when he is going to get murdered: my sons such a failure his room has a pen on the floor
PLOT TWIST:
The killer (who's Asian as well): Oh he so stooooopid when you want me to kill Steven?
Imagine being the first to communicate with aliens and the first thing you tell them is that your son is a failure.
i would too
“Hallo, Hallo Aliens, MY SONS A FAILURE”
If the aliens contact me they are probably bigger failures than me and outcasts . We gonna make good team 👿
Normal people talking to aliens: OH my goddd are you real?!?!?
Steven's dad: My sons a failure.
“This the stuff I used to deal in high school”
💀💀💀💀
Drugs!!!
@@agentkirifuda_shank7071 fr
Natriumchloride solution will clean your nose after sniffing some drugs. But on the other hand Natrium is quite dangerous and Cloride is very poisionous so its actually poisoning you, while you think it helps your nose.
So this is the “business” he started when he was his kids age while going to school at the same time . . .
the drugs: a can of seltzer
2:23 “In school there was a girl in your class” “IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND?” 🤣
I love the part where Steven's dad called him a failure
yes, i like stevens chanell too
Like every time he open his mouth
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
First time?
First time watching ha anyone who is a fan would tell you he says failure every video(most vids like 80% of them)
As someone with an Asian mom, I can confidently say that the most relatable part of the whole video is the girlfriend part near the end
If you ever get to say anything to aliens what would you say?
Steven's Dad : My son is a failieeeerrr!!!!
i was finding u in the comments
Don't worry Steven your dad won't call you failure again cause all of us subscribed, we got your back.
Girls with girls: "honey, our child brought back a friend"
*boys* with girls: "honey, our child brought back a *girlfriend"*
I feel bad for guys and girls who just want to be normal friends lmaooo like I’m a lesbian and I have guy friends and that’s all they are
@@belletimereal One of the best things about being gay is that I can have male friends without anyone "getting the wrong idea" and I can also have female friends because everyone is used to two girls being just friends so they don't automatically presume more (especially if the other girl is straight). Win-win 😊
@@ellamiddleton7972 me a guy with no friends: nice
@@sabaaras sappho and her friend :3
@@sabaaras and they were roommates
Steven with a sponsor is no longer a failure, he can buy his dad a convertible. It's good for back 👍
Mercedes s clas good fo a back
@@todydn so that new Lamborghini
Maybach(back)
Dude I remember this guy was just at 477k about 2 or 3 days ago, now he’s already at 577k!?
Dude that’s what I call an absolute beautiful rising of a failure
Haha failures are taking over UA-cam
Yes indeed! F to pay respects to Failures.
now 876k damn
@@infinity_sh4816 884k now
@@sevp.8185 1.01 million
2:20 one time my mom (who is Asian) was picking me up from school and one of my friends who just so happens to be a girl walked by as I was getting in the car and waved by to me. When I got in my mom bombarded me with questions. “Is that one of your friends?” “Do you think she’s cute?” “Do you like her?”
One of my brothers friends "Bella" used to come home and stay until her mom could pick her up and now we've been joking that he has a fiance,Bella and there quote un quote "dating" so yeah. (Were 50% aisan lol)
One time a lady with several children sat near to me during mass and Dad had the same questions.
"Asian Parents Going Through Your Room" has became a series on this channel and I love it.
Asian Dad: You can be anything you want; a doctor, a lawyer, a youtuber ,or a failure! This dude better be a standup too. This dude is good.
I can definitely relate to that "dropped a single pen on the floor" thing. Right now, my room's a mess, but even if I have like two socks on the floor, it's suddenly the planet of junk somehow
I'm so happy for him that he actually got a sponsor, well deserved.
Steven's dad: don't give time to girls
Also steven's dad: When are you getting married
love the roundabout.
When your 30 you marry lol
what a mood...
My parents: Don't date until after college
Also my parents: When we have grandkids, we want _list of things I don't care about because I don't want kids..._
@@lifeontheledgerlines8394 you can adopt me
@@lime-limelight I'd be more than happy to adopt tbh, congratulations on becoming my non-biological kid :)
"includes paid promotion"
me: Steven He's dad finally did it!
1:00 thats got me 😂✋
"He's doing drugs." "I take this." lol
“Hello? Hello aliens?... MY SON IS A FAILURE!”🤣🤣🤣
“Hello aliens! My son is a faaaiiiiilure!”
That got me 💀
“100% natural salsa.(pauses for while)He’s doing drugs”. I was on the floor laughing😂
“Steven” gets me every time at the beginning of the video
Steven’s dad after knowing Steven got a sponsor: Failure. But can you get a Rolex for me?
"It's good for the wrist, my wrist hurts" lmao😂😂
Does your dad ever watch any of these videos and go, "Hey that's me!"
@@musamuhit mine don't lol
"halow halow aliens ... my son is a failure " that line killed me laughing for the rest of the video.
My dad jokingly:
"he's doing drug's
My mom : *getting the slipper
Me : "why had you do that?"
When Stevens dad finds some dust on the ground WAT THE HELL IS THIS YOU TRY TO KILL US
You’re doing a great job Steven. The Channel has grown so much. You’re not a FAILURE
bro i was listening to him saying "hey this ur channel look failure" and my mom wallked in and said "hey failure, go make ur bed" XDDDDDDD
*sees a stiff sock*
Steven's dad :"That's technology"
0:11 why is this everyone’s parents whenever there is something on the floor 😂🤣
Steven: Gets a sponsor
His subscribers: I raised him
0:15
Steven's Dad: What are you trying to bring back the plague?
Coronavirus: :0
I’ve been going through a tough time recently, with the death and funeral of my grandpa. But your videos always cheer me up a little and give me a chuckle because it relates to my life and Asian parents. Keep up the good work man!
"don't give time to girls, ok?
also when you getting married your mother wants to know"
is the single best statement that relates to every foreign family ever
*every family ever
I just found it extremely funny because all of the content is true lol 😂
The 2 quotes that gives Steven all his subscribers
"Ma sons a FAILURE"
and
"Wat du heeeeell yu say"
😭😂😂😂😂
But wait, Steven went from 400k subscribers to 6.46million subscribers in a year?? That's-
NOT FAILURE.
I never get tired of his girlfriend throwing things at him.
Bro Steven I love how the video just starts with "STEVEN"
Congrats on the sponsor Steven! You've landed!
What does your Dad think of your act? Our family loves the videos and the humor only you can get away with!
Imagine asking Steven’s dad: Would you rather I get a girlfriend? Or a sponsor?
Pen on floor: *Exists*
Steven's dad: And I took that personally
I tell my dad i got a 100 on my test
dad: Failure I used to get 120, Why did i raise u to be such a failure
Steven drops a itty-bitty piece of dust.
Steven’s dad: Why your room dirty!!!!
Finally Steven can live peacefully without ever going to his dad house
"Steven, I think your computer about to explode" 😂🤣
"Why my son is failure"
-every asian parent
Saw this in my recommended cant stop watching him. Now
"I've been to France. This is what I used to deal in high school" Every time there's always a hilarious line 🤣
My room is so nice
Then when my sibling helps me clean
Theres magiclly trash that comes out of nowhere
it’s magic. definitely not from your siblings. cuz yeah.
yeah dude the first flag is that your sibling is helping you clean
"what, are you trying to bring back the plague?!" 💀
The girlfriend part is so accurate 😂
I watch you and your team because it’s obvious you LOVE what you are doing. Thank you for being hilarious.
*sees bed*
“Wot
De
Hel
Is that bed doing on the floor?”
This wasn’t a part of the video but it seems like something he would do
A lot of youtubers who try to do funny skits dont make me laugh, but Steven makes me laugh so hard every time i watch him. #BESTUA-camREVER
Well, like they say laughter is the best medicine. And Steven is the doctor giving it :D.
Steven's dad: Wait, you say my son is a doctor? This makes me prou... no, Steven, why are you treating people without a license? You are such a failure.
👏👏👏👏 Congrats on the sponsor but I really want to see your actual dad at this point after all the dad jokes 😂😂😂😂
Everyone always asks *why* the failure a failure, not *how's* the failure
1:34 I like to imagine there had been a very loud *YAMETE KUDASAI* and he quickly turns off the screen.
Stephen’s dad: *reads the word ‘seltzer’* hE’s dOiNg DrUgS
When Steven's dad said “Signal” I literally predicted he was gonna say “transmitter”
1:55 is it supported on my brand new nokia?
I swear sometimes our parents dirty our room and then tell us to clean it lol
I love how Asian father is wearing shoes in his house
The first ad I ever watched in a video
I literally never watch ads in a video
Steven he is really something else