That was my punishment as a kid no bed there is floor oh you want blanket should of thought of that when you said I don't give you anything 🤣 you still have roof so I'm still giving you something my parents did not mess around 🤣
Oh my gosh, that kind of thinking is way too real!!!😂🤣 As soon as I saw this as title of one of Steven's weejios, I immediately knew several things he would say. So much *_PTSD_* and *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE_* , haiyaa!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
“This video was based on true events” - Steven he tried to be a actor and failed miserably. He decided it would be funny to upload this LEGENDARY content.
"These videos are basically my therapy classes." Therapy?! What the haayll... therapy for failures. Who's your therapist? Probably bigger failure than you. "Its just me." Yup, bigger failure than you.
"I had to walk 20 miles to school in my day" "I had to fight 2 lions and walk 25 miles" "I had to walk with one foot the other foot was already starting a business" "I had to walk 130 miles" "I had to climb 12 mountain" "I had to fight a tyrannosaurus with nunchucks" "I had to walk through 2 dimensions" "I swam here all the way from China"
The fact I was starting to nod along and go “yeah, Steven’s dad has a point, Steven shouldn’t become an actor” and then i stop and realise Steven is an actor and his acting is so good that I’m being convinced he shouldn’t be one.
Nearly every actor gets the "don't be an actor" speech, at least once in their lives. Most who didn't listen, barely make a living. It's really hard to make a living as an actor because even though the pay is good, the amount of work you get is minimal. You might get 2-3 commercials a year. If they are national and run for a while, that's maybe 10k a year, maybe 15. That's great for a few gigs, comprising only a few days work, but it is not enough to live off of.
@@jstanton4561 it’s just too competitive, most just fail their auditions, even if they get a job, it’s hard to make a name for yourself if you are only background characters that don’t have much to say. And there’s no wage unless you act so, most of the time no wage
Oh my gosh, me too!!🤣🤣 This joke also works with other countries like Japan, Malaysia, South Korea, Taiwan, and Vietnam. I quoted it to my mom who is originally from Seoul, South Korea. She just laughed.😂
I bet steven’s father’s explanation on becoming an actor was a true story that happened to him in real life. Ik its been tough Steven but we like your vids and you’re cool
I’m glad this guy exists so he can show the ugly truth with Asian parents in a humorous way. This actually takes some of the pain away. I know not all Asian parents are like this, but I would say the vast majority are. I gave up a good job in a great location to take care of my sick parents. But they remind me now and then of how much I’m a failure for doing so.
Yes not all asian parents are like this because this particular asian parent shot the vicious cycle in the head execution style. Not gonna be my dad towards my son.
Not all Asian parents are like that, but it's painful when you have to experience it. During the pandemic i lost my job and went home to stay with them, they constantly remind me of my unemployment and misery 💔 it made me more depressed
Hey I just want to say to the OP and anyone else who reads this and has parents who are disappointed in you no matter what: EFF THAT. That's effed up. I just want to validate you for that. They're your parents, but that doesn't make it right for them to treat you like that when you've done your best in this shitty world. I mean that sincerely, whether or not you feel yourself that you've achieved measurable success. Being a person is just *hard* sometimes, even without the expectations of others weighing you down. I'm sure you know that it ain't right, whatever they say or do so that you can never win, so what I really wanted to add was: if you are down on yourself for letting your parents get to you sometimes, even when you know better, don't be. Feelings are always complicated, especially when it comes to family. I'm sorry you're not valued just for yourself as a person, instead of your paycheck, resume, or life choices. You don't deserve that, and I hope you have other people in your life who DO value you just for being you.
Panda Express is better than Bojangles (fill in any American fast food drive thru), which is very popular here in Durham. Pleeez gimme quick Asian food drive thru!
When you grow up in an asian household, the only respectable job choices are: Doctor Engineer Lawyer Bill Gates (ok guys i know i missed a lot of stuff and thanks for suggestions but i think u get my point lol)
When I was a kid I told my Asian mum, "I want to be a naturalist!" She said, "Yeah right, you'll never get any money from that." "Then how is David Attenborough so rich?" "Because he's famous." "Well what if I become famous?" And she just laughed.
my man 15 hours ago u posted this comment already 94 views. Mate i guess this is ur first step to fame :D EDIT: * not views i meant likes* AGAIN EDIT * make it 95 cause i liked it *
@@priscillajimenez27 I won't say it's bad since it can be subjective but it's considered American Chinese food by many. Not authentic and possibly sacrilegious.
One of my cousin is a lawyer, the other is a neurosurgeon based in Scotland. And the third is studying to be an architect in University, and my dad never fails to compare me to them when I'm literally doing the same job as him - Aerospace Engineer on HIS suggestion 😂
Bro aerospace engineer that's sick but is that the one where you work on planes or rockets either way your way better than your cousin's(I don't think u should show them this comment).
When stevens dad says” I swam all the way from China and get a disappointment” they ask you how you are and you just have to say that your fine but your not really fine and you can’t get into it.
Poor fellow died before he was even born! There are too many to choose from but my favourite n best is @1:17sec “Where’s your receipt? I return you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Being a typical Asian, I can watch this again and again and again. Unfortunately my old man do not find anything funny in this! Too bad… I say to him now vs before!! 😂😂
When someone gets shot, the person will not fall backwards. The force propelling them back is less than the recoil of the actual gun. In fact, the bullet may even pass through the entire body, which means that the energy of the bullet will be “used” somewhere else.
@@linus855 inference: theres a jet in his pfp, so, maybe he was in the military, working with guns OR has seen a gun in action. Though, its only a guess.
"Here's a gift" "This is a Mirror" "So you can see how stupid you look" Cracks me up everytime xD also i love when you get shot by every roast the dad says
Well, that's not exactly the Chinese way, what we usually say is "I'm gonna remove your pants, just so you can piss on the floor and look at yourself in the reflection of the piss" Mirror too expensive you know.
@@whitephantom.2107 Why would they learn good grammar to laugh out loud? They were imitating Stevens dad You also spelled it wrong, it's 'too' not 'to' otherwise you're saying that they need good grammar to laugh out loud
I love how Steven's dad has the wheel hanging on the wall, so that he can look at in case he would forget if Steven should be a doctor or a lawyer. Always a good comfort for the parent.
*10 Years Later* Asian Dad: Son, look we are sorry for everything. Me: Until now then you say that!? Huh! You know what forget it! I'm done! This family is over!
"@@megaladon5897 are you in any way okay? He said in a video that his father was nowhere near what he depicts in his videos. Infact the father was very supportive of steven becoming a real actor irl. So you see, you need therapy for you only see the darkness in life."-Dharr man Listen to dharr man kid
@@copperfish8816 speaking from experience, college is expensive and the job market is way over-saturated with "qualified applicants" who all graduated with the same degree(s) for the field that you're going into. the pressure implied in the the assumption that "you probably should go to college" is another way young people end up very much in debt before they even hit the job market. i'm 28, 1st gen asian, and despite getting a lot of scholarships for being pushed to have excellent grades, i'll probably be paying loans off til i die, because everyone said i "probably should" get an education. a lot of 1st gen Americans are pressured so heavily to make good grades and go to college that grades become your self-worth, and it can be hard to undo when your parents have a one-track mind on your future, and your future career. TLDR; no one who is unsure about going to college should go until they have a concrete, actionable plan for what purpose the education you're paying to receive serves, and how you're going to repay once you go.
@@copperfish8816 If you want to just learn things, you can use the internet for that. You can teach yourself literally anything you want to know. If you really need a class format just pay the ten dollars or whatever for skill share. If you go to college *just* to have attended it, you're going to be leaving college with a debt you cannot bankrupt out of that will take half of your life just to pay off, and end up working in the same place for the same pay as someone who skipped college. if you know you want to be a doctor, go to a good medical college. If you know you want to be a lawyer, go to a good law school. If you don't know what you want to be yet, sit your butt down and figure it out before you take on a debt the size of a house loan just to major in interpretive dance therapy.
Steven’s dad is very believable, “I swam all the way from China” “I used to fight the British people at pearl harbour” “I walk 20 miles to school, uphill, both ways, 26 hours a day”
Swam from china Ok, he probably snuck on a boat, seems reasonable Fought British at pearl harbor Ehh, I guess he might have been fighting with a British tourist at pearl harbor in a vacation? It's possible I guess Walked 20 miles to school uphill both ways Uhh.. he might have lived in a mountain and the school might have been on a different part of the mointain? 6 and a half hour hikes to school is a bit if a stretch though
I think your acting is really good! Great elocution, great accents, you feel natural and never over enthusiastic but still energetic and your range of expressions is very enjoyable. I do forget you're playing multiple characters!
Mary that is so kind of you ❤️ I’ve just filled my first tv series as a series lead!!! Can’t wait to share it with you🙌🏻 i think it’ll be out early 2022
@@justsomeguy5470 The portions are skimpy, too. That’s part of it not being cheap. They give you a mountain of rice or noodles, though. Why do we crave it?
I am Asian in my 50’s and a lawyer. I had wanted to become an actor for a large part of my youth and actually acted in a few commercials in my 20’s before taking up Steven’s Dad’s advice to choose my career from the pre-birth paper plate spun. This is priceless comedy…hope to see you in the next “Crazy Rich Asian” Steven!!!
"you're 9 years old not a child anymore go get a job" LOL this stuff is gold
Oh that part wasnt a joke
Yeah that stuff is good but it sure is expensive
So I hear
Kid's Age 9 and Asian: :.)
He forgot engineer in the wheel
“I’m selling your bed so you can get used to UNEMPLOYMENT”
Damn, that’s tough Af
Very fast way to teach a lesson though... Man's got a point
For dinner tonight you get Panda Express
900th like
@Wkey lightning L
That was my punishment as a kid no bed there is floor oh you want blanket should of thought of that when you said I don't give you anything 🤣 you still have roof so I'm still giving you something my parents did not mess around 🤣
I love how he doesn’t get offended when he calls him a disappointment but when he says you getting Panda Express his face what priceless😂
He got used to that. But food is totally different issue.
If I have no food for like 10 minutes ima turn into a crazy monkey
@Soumya Chaudhary boiiiii get that outta here
@Soumya Chaudhary failure
@微t地 Agreed
Asian parents: “No dating until marriage!”
Also Asian parents: “Your cousin has a girlfriend and you don’t!”
Also, no Sex until marriage.(& maybe after too )
@@sharmilaoedai6020 that's definitely truth
@@sharmilaoedai6020 nah
Oh my gosh, that kind of thinking is way too real!!!😂🤣 As soon as I saw this as title of one of Steven's weejios, I immediately knew several things he would say. So much *_PTSD_* and *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE_* , haiyaa!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@verentyee5413 😂
" you're ugly. But I take fully responsibility"
Hey at least he's honest
lol
2nd
Llmao
*EmOtIoNaL DaMaGe!*
Now that's some good point.
“This video was based on true events” - Steven he tried to be a actor and failed miserably. He decided it would be funny to upload this LEGENDARY content.
Yo this video hit close to home
My entire channel is basically my therapy classes
@@StevenHe too bad it doesn’t work😂 jkjk
@@StevenHe f
"These videos are basically my therapy classes."
Therapy?! What the haayll... therapy for failures. Who's your therapist? Probably bigger failure than you.
"Its just me."
Yup, bigger failure than you.
" Go after your dreams and you will never have to work any single day of your life. Because you will be unemployed " - Steven's Dad
That's my parents too
Genius
🤣🤣
Asian told me job is for money 💰 once you get the money then you can live your dream in USA your broke nowhere to go so go chase dream be homeless 😅
My too
"Here's a gift for you"
"It's a mirror"
"So you can see how DUMB you look" 😆 🤣 dead 💀
hahaha
Personally I wouldn’t take that 💀
hahahahhahaah
@Aivander Genesila Something is wrong if you're not getting insulted.
@@Judy-mw7mofr😭😭😭
Steven is now an actor 🥲
I bet this will have many likes in the future
Wow verified person with no likes??
@@bobbyjacob7930 stuff you don’t see everyday
A verified person with less likes-
Hi! I watch your minecraft videos.
Steven’s dad: “DO YOU SEE FAILURE ON THIS WHEEL?”
Steven’s dad: *Becomes goose*
Lmao
I tip my honk to you, one goose to another
@@sol__ez7 What's wrong with it?
@@gamingnu1637 im talking about my comment
@@sol__ez7 I thought u talk about the Steven's dad joke comment
“Your nine not a child anymore get a real job”- Every Asian parent that has high expectations
Na kid
Low expectations actually
@@scuddybuddy2271 UA-cam translated “Na kid” to “On the kid” lol what
nononono, they say that to their failure when they're seven.
I'm only 12 im chinese and my mom said i can take care of myself already because im not a baby lol
The part where he's told to look at himself in the mirror is 200% an Asian parent thing!
That would be taking a piss and look at your reflection
@@PushStart_YT It seems every culture has a version of this.
@@Judy-mw7mo true lol
@@PushStart_YT However when sh*t hits the fan, parents always your full name in every culture.
This is too real
"I had to walk 20 miles to school in my day"
"I had to fight 2 lions and walk 25 miles"
"I had to walk with one foot the other foot was already starting a business"
"I had to walk 130 miles"
"I had to climb 12 mountain"
"I had to fight a tyrannosaurus with nunchucks"
"I had to walk through 2 dimensions"
"I swam here all the way from China"
all that happened *back in his day*
@@isda3314 when physics wasn't invented hope you already donated to #uninvent Physics.
@@isda3314 🤣
“I was the top in the school for grades and athletics” (meanwhile they actually were pretty avg)
On one foot
The other foot was starting a business
Meanwhile in a parallel universe, Steven becomes a defense lawyer just to argue his case to become an actor.
thats dedication.
Good point
My mind: OBJECTION!
Yes
redemption arc
“I Swam all the way from China for you to be a disappointment.” 😂😂😂
Fact!
"I came to America before they invented the boat so I swam all the way here"
Forgot the claps
Not to bother y’all (like Fr) but I film skits just like Steven He but not really. Feel free to check em out. Thanks! :)
Naw I'm not
“Do you see failure on this wheel”😂😂😂😂😂. Man you definitely have a gift.
The fact I was starting to nod along and go “yeah, Steven’s dad has a point, Steven shouldn’t become an actor” and then i stop and realise Steven is an actor and his acting is so good that I’m being convinced he shouldn’t be one.
This was so big brain
@@SaberRen 😂
Nearly every actor gets the "don't be an actor" speech, at least once in their lives. Most who didn't listen, barely make a living. It's really hard to make a living as an actor because even though the pay is good, the amount of work you get is minimal. You might get 2-3 commercials a year. If they are national and run for a while, that's maybe 10k a year, maybe 15. That's great for a few gigs, comprising only a few days work, but it is not enough to live off of.
@@jstanton4561 it’s just too competitive, most just fail their auditions, even if they get a job, it’s hard to make a name for yourself if you are only background characters that don’t have much to say. And there’s no wage unless you act so, most of the time no wage
He escaped from those 95% cannot get a minimum wage
"I swam all the way from China for you to be a disappointment"
I died🤣🤣
Oh my gosh, me too!!🤣🤣 This joke also works with other countries like Japan, Malaysia, South Korea, Taiwan, and Vietnam. I quoted it to my mom who is originally from Seoul, South Korea. She just laughed.😂
It made me think of my Vietnamese roommate in college. (Her mom got mad at the suggestion of going on a mission team back there. Really mad.)
He said he swam? My brain probably auto matched to 'I flew'
🤣
@Arsi Arskila yt/thatwasfunny
"Your Cousin already have a girlfriend!" - Every Asian Parent
And they don't want u to have one 😂
"NO GIRLFRIEND UNTIL YOU MARRY!"
More correct is that “My friends son has a job and is married!”
@@wheresdarice3988 yeah it’s big brain time
Every Asian person has infinite cousins
The dad's knee slap/table slap/keyboard slap/wall slap was hilarious! And so was the rest of it. You are so funny and so depressing at the same time.
I bet steven’s father’s explanation on becoming an actor was a true story that happened to him in real life. Ik its been tough Steven but we like your vids and you’re cool
You are a king Rhiggs 👑
Definitely a true story
His dad is Jackie Chan. R.I.P
@@billyhendrix4775 ?
StUpad
Steven's dad: "Where's your receipt, I return you!"
My parents: "I like the way this man thinks..."
My mum accually roast me like this🙂
@@ayo1235 same
Both my parents say this
My parents say this to me everyday
@@lunarmelody6713 oof guys
"Here I got you this gift."
"It's a mirror-"
"So you can see how dumb you look."
Thanks I could not find where he said that
@@tidamrrgood5350 look harder
I'm gonna fucking use this one day, it's gonna be glorious.
this is gold
@@sixofender3478 dont, its going to be cringe if you're the one doing it
I’m glad this guy exists so he can show the ugly truth with Asian parents in a humorous way. This actually takes some of the pain away. I know not all Asian parents are like this, but I would say the vast majority are.
I gave up a good job in a great location to take care of my sick parents. But they remind me now and then of how much I’m a failure for doing so.
Not just Asian parents are so cruel... yet, these videos are therapeutic.
Yes not all asian parents are like this because this particular asian parent shot the vicious cycle in the head execution style. Not gonna be my dad towards my son.
Not all Asian parents are like that, but it's painful when you have to experience it. During the pandemic i lost my job and went home to stay with them, they constantly remind me of my unemployment and misery 💔 it made me more depressed
I'm sorry they think you are a failure. I disagree, and what you did for them was very kind and caring. Best wishes❤️❤️❤️
Hey I just want to say to the OP and anyone else who reads this and has parents who are disappointed in you no matter what: EFF THAT. That's effed up. I just want to validate you for that. They're your parents, but that doesn't make it right for them to treat you like that when you've done your best in this shitty world. I mean that sincerely, whether or not you feel yourself that you've achieved measurable success. Being a person is just *hard* sometimes, even without the expectations of others weighing you down. I'm sure you know that it ain't right, whatever they say or do so that you can never win, so what I really wanted to add was: if you are down on yourself for letting your parents get to you sometimes, even when you know better, don't be. Feelings are always complicated, especially when it comes to family. I'm sorry you're not valued just for yourself as a person, instead of your paycheck, resume, or life choices. You don't deserve that, and I hope you have other people in your life who DO value you just for being you.
This man made a career about roasting himself
This channel is my therapy class
@@StevenHe -Chinese accent starts- yeah therapy too expensive they dont give 50% off discount
@@YaniGem it really ripoff, not good price at all, waste of money, and all just talk, talking, talking
@@StevenHe i heard therapy class get 75% off in november
@@alonnveradaepix *nowemba
"Also I'm selling your bed"
"Why?"
"So you can get used to unemployment"
Lmao that hit hard 😂😂😂
Yeah 😂
Like the floor💀
"For Dinner you're getting Panda Express"
Thats the worst torture right there
P a n d a E x p r e s s
Panda Express is better than Bojangles (fill in any American fast food drive thru), which is very popular here in Durham. Pleeez gimme quick Asian food drive thru!
I love how every video ends with him dying laughing at his own jokes 😂
"Today for dinner you're getting Panda Express" - Steven He
NOOO
When you grow up in an asian household, the only respectable job choices are:
Doctor
Engineer
Lawyer
Bill Gates
(ok guys i know i missed a lot of stuff and thanks for suggestions but i think u get my point lol)
Lawyer for me 🥲
What about Engineer?
So people fix their own car and build Their own houses
My parents are Asian. But they let me choose my job, but there's no lack of YOU FAILURE
Any other than that
"IIISSS FFFAIIILUREEEEE"
"here, i got you a gift"
"it's a mirror"
"so you can see how DuMB you look"
LMFAOOO MY GUT IS HURTING
Ong
@@JustynCK Bee
@@wasquash heh?
@@JustynCK Google translate, translates ur comment to bee
@@Lovely_Kittenn LOL
"Also l am selling your bed"
Why?
So that you can get used to unemployment
🤣🤣
"Go apply to Law School" - Most motivational message ever.
Saying to an Asian “you’re getting Panda Express” is like saying to an Italian “you’re getting Olive Garden”
Asian is not chinese Japanese and Korean people
Lol
No it's not. I've never heard that phrase before from my parents or any of my Asian friends' parents from any asian region.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I LOVE THIS
@@gsiya4023 Since 1980, Indians and all other South Asians have been classified as part of the Asian ethnic group.
“I wanna be an actor” “son we need to have a talk come sit down” *sits down* “son, your a failure go to your room and study for your med school exams”
best pep talk ever. "You're a failure"
@@StevenHe failure moment
F A I L U R E
@@StevenHe bro my asian-ball coach says that pep talk. We win every game
@@StevenHe Failure 😣
_As an asian student, I can say this 100% accurate literally EVERYTIME_
Reee - same here-
Confirmed this IS an Asian thing-
Fax
“Where is my receipt, I want to return you” 😭😂 that killed me
Fr-
That's funny yet dark at the same time
Hilarious! 😂😂
I don’t think kids come with a receipt
@@lyradawn819 yeh I know it was a joke...
Even in the dreams, the Asian parents think you are a *failure*
lol
Did u even watch the video
Guys, this isn’t a quote
It’s just something I thought off
And then he became a lawyer so that he could get his father into jail for murdering his dreams
Damn
Good one 😂
@@StevenHe he got charged with too many degrees of murder
@@StevenHe That's what i was thinking too
Jail? no, not jail, DEATH ROW.
2:02 My mans just gave an Oscar performance 🎭 right there. 🙏🏼🙌
Asian Parents:
“You need to be a doc•TOR not an ac•TOR”
TOR browser
Clicked faster than steven's dad could say his son was a failure.
Impossible
You didn't. I literally heard it way before you commented this
FAILURE
WHAT THE HELL YOU SAYING?! FAILURE
Wat da hail.... dat not possible when physics already invented
"Your mother and i didnt tell you this but time to find out..*you ugly*
Lil stephen: *shocked face*
Me: *laughing so hard*
Had to make it 20
The "Go apply to law school" was realy the nail in the coffin on that. Laughed so hard.
1:27 it wasn’t losing his bed, or getting deported back to china. It was the Panda Express 🤣
The most ironic thing is that Stevens dad himself is a skit actor. 😂
Hahaha
@@StevenHe hahah looks like the job as a lawyer didn’t work out huh?
@@StevenHe 👍
@Ashley Alian Lol, that and a skit actor XD
Steven: "Dad, I know what I wanna be when I grow up. I wanna be an actor!"
Steven's dad: ***proceeds to slap everything in his surroundings***
slap not clap
AYO THATS KINDA SUS
Oh ;>
nah my father would slap ME
@@essenceeriiii my mother would slap my face off
TRUE STORY: Comedy central copyright claimed me for using 2 SECONDS of MY OWN FACE. MY OWNNNNN FAAAAAAAAACE.
So I had to re-edit it again
Hehe, lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
clearly, they are FAIIILURES
@@Marbled-Flow It's He. Not Hehe.
What da heil😮
"Venti matcha with two pumps of classic syrup. Please" 😂
When I was a kid I told my Asian mum, "I want to be a naturalist!"
She said, "Yeah right, you'll never get any money from that."
"Then how is David Attenborough so rich?"
"Because he's famous."
"Well what if I become famous?"
And she just laughed.
my man 15 hours ago u posted this comment already 94 views. Mate i guess this is ur first step to fame :D
EDIT: * not views i meant likes*
AGAIN EDIT * make it 95 cause i liked it *
@@ethanho6715 it's 145 now lol
252
306
Congratulations I'm your 331st like have a nice day
“For dinner you will get Panda Express.”
Damn that punishment is unholy.
I've never had it. Is it that bad?
@@priscillajimenez27 I won't say it's bad since it can be subjective but it's considered American Chinese food by many. Not authentic and possibly sacrilegious.
@@ashlamovich6395 LOL many buffets are like that
@@priscillajimenez27 it’s trash don’t eat it
@@ajlecs7932 i love the chow mane noodles from panda express. lol thats your opinion
Son: “Dad I know what I want to be: an actor” 😃😃😃
Dad: 😮
Son: 😃😃😃
Dad: 😮
Son: 😃😃😃
Dad: 😂😂😂
Son: visible confusion
i see an e
One of my cousin is a lawyer, the other is a neurosurgeon based in Scotland. And the third is studying to be an architect in University, and my dad never fails to compare me to them when I'm literally doing the same job as him - Aerospace Engineer on HIS suggestion 😂
That 's some seriously high level of asian patenting.
Bro aerospace engineer that's sick but is that the one where you work on planes or rockets either way your way better than your cousin's(I don't think u should show them this comment).
Real. It's ironic when what we choose is what he actually tells us to do, and he doesn't like it if we don't get the expected results as others.
Bro at least you'll probably be making more than the lawyer in the long run considering how oversaturated the field is.
When stevens dad says” I swam all the way from China and get a disappointment” they ask you how you are and you just have to say that your fine but your not really fine and you can’t get into it.
Hahahaha
I’m Asian too
When Stevens dad said “you re going to be a lawyer” Steven be like “WHAT THE HELL YOU SAY, no I want to be a actor”
Dad: "Hey, for dinner you are getting Panda Express"
Steven: **Gasp**
"what the heeeeellll" is truly the best line in the channel
"emotional damage": *finally a worthy opponent*
you mean 'I will send you to jesus'
Don't forget about STEWPIT and FEILIUER
Poor fellow died before he was even born! There are too many to choose from but my favourite n best is @1:17sec “Where’s your receipt? I return you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Being a typical Asian, I can watch this again and again and again. Unfortunately my old man do not find anything funny in this! Too bad… I say to him now vs before!! 😂😂
The fact that he made making fun of his dad into a career is just perfect
He's making fun of his dad making fun of him xD
@@Umeshukitsune 😂
@@Umeshukitsune x) laughing 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣
He said himself that he’s playing himself if he was a dad
Asian Dad: Why you never be Doctor!?
Asian Grandpa: Will you keep your mouth shut!? *Grabs The Cane*
Asian Dad: Oh shit!
missed opportunity
"i wanna be an actor"
"I will act like i didnt hear that"
I just read the response in a accent
@marti....thats a good one.
Nicee
The way he moved his body while "getting shot" was so realistic
Wait how do you know?
He isn’t the only menace to society...
When someone gets shot, the person will not fall backwards. The force propelling them back is less than the recoil of the actual gun. In fact, the bullet may even pass through the entire body, which means that the energy of the bullet will be “used” somewhere else.
@@ethanhe8608 speaking from experience?
@@linus855 inference: theres a jet in his pfp, so, maybe he was in the military, working with guns OR has seen a gun in action. Though, its only a guess.
Props to the cameraman to control his laughter 🤣🤣
that's why Steven needs our help to prove his dad wrong
"Here's a gift"
"This is a Mirror"
"So you can see how stupid you look"
Cracks me up everytime xD
also i love when you get shot by every roast the dad says
ROASTED!
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Ikr
Well, that's not exactly the Chinese way, what we usually say is "I'm gonna remove your pants, just so you can piss on the floor and look at yourself in the reflection of the piss"
Mirror too expensive you know.
😂😂
"This is the stupidest thing I've ever done."
That's debatable 😂
Another great video! 👍🙏
Hahahah thank you
Lol, I agree.
This is my 3rd varourite vid
1. Beijing corn :taste failure
2. What crypto’s think of doge coin
3. How Asians parents roast your dreams
Imagine he did it outside while a car drive by lol
If I was Steven:
"I would like to be the face of ShenZhen Corn "
Will Steven's father feel proud? 😂
despite the fact that stevens dad is working in a google docs and his cursor is the biggest in the world xD
Yes, but hes doing it on a very expensive gaming laptop
@°{Burnt_Potato}° You should get some grammar to lol.
@@whitephantom.2107 Why would they learn good grammar to laugh out loud?
They were imitating Stevens dad
You also spelled it wrong, it's 'too' not 'to' otherwise you're saying that they need good grammar to laugh out loud
@@harraldschmitt9113 laptops suck, workstation pc would be better
@@whitephantom.2107 smh
"Look, you're ugly, it's ok I take responsibility for it, it's my fault." That is the best line Steven ever said
" I want to be a actor"- Steven
"YOURE 9 , GET A REAL JOB"- Stevens dad
thx btw for the likes , never got so many :D
Literary 666 likes
Now 777 likes
Wth now 888
now 911
@@thatguy4828 bruv , fbi bout to bust into my room :DDD
0:15 that laugh got me dying 😂
I love how Steven's dad has the wheel hanging on the wall, so that he can look at in case he would forget if Steven should be a doctor or a lawyer. Always a good comfort for the parent.
The fact that lawyer was down, it makes sense that the hand pointed at it 😂.
The fact that he has the script on the computer
Literally lol’d at this
*Lip smack* ...why not both?
*10 Years Later*
Asian Dad: Son, look we are sorry for everything.
Me: Until now then you say that!? Huh! You know what forget it! I'm done! This family is over!
Plot twist: Steven is reliving his past trauma by making these videos. Therefore, this video really happened when Steven was a child.
He said this is how he would see himself if he was a dad
@@lwsing exactly cuz he’s turning into his dad
"Thank you dad, by crushing my dreams you made my dream come true!"
"@@megaladon5897 are you in any way okay? He said in a video that his father was nowhere near what he depicts in his videos. Infact the father was very supportive of steven becoming a real actor irl.
So you see, you need therapy for you only see the darkness in life."-Dharr man
Listen to dharr man kid
@@billtan8383 😂
"Here I give you a gift"
"It's a mirror"
"So you can see how dumb you look'
I can't-
This broke me 🤣🤣
More like here is" a mirror to see how ugly you are"
😂
Not Steven's Dad rhythmic tapping on his hands, thighs, table and walls with that wheezing facial expression while laughing 😅😂
I love how the most disrespectful thing he said was “ your getting Panda Express for breakfast”
“Grades aren’t everything mom”
“I know, *but you still need to attend the College* ‘’
-Quote from my Asian mother
I mean, you should probably attend college. It's not about the grades, it's about education.
@@copperfish8816 agreed
@@copperfish8816 speaking from experience, college is expensive and the job market is way over-saturated with "qualified applicants" who all graduated with the same degree(s) for the field that you're going into. the pressure implied in the the assumption that "you probably should go to college" is another way young people end up very much in debt before they even hit the job market. i'm 28, 1st gen asian, and despite getting a lot of scholarships for being pushed to have excellent grades, i'll probably be paying loans off til i die, because everyone said i "probably should" get an education. a lot of 1st gen Americans are pressured so heavily to make good grades and go to college that grades become your self-worth, and it can be hard to undo when your parents have a one-track mind on your future, and your future career.
TLDR; no one who is unsure about going to college should go until they have a concrete, actionable plan for what purpose the education you're paying to receive serves, and how you're going to repay once you go.
@@copperfish8816 If you want to just learn things, you can use the internet for that. You can teach yourself literally anything you want to know. If you really need a class format just pay the ten dollars or whatever for skill share. If you go to college *just* to have attended it, you're going to be leaving college with a debt you cannot bankrupt out of that will take half of your life just to pay off, and end up working in the same place for the same pay as someone who skipped college.
if you know you want to be a doctor, go to a good medical college. If you know you want to be a lawyer, go to a good law school. If you don't know what you want to be yet, sit your butt down and figure it out before you take on a debt the size of a house loan just to major in interpretive dance therapy.
@@copperfish8816 College is a scam. Just jump straight into the workforce after high school and work your way up.
Steven’s dad is very believable,
“I swam all the way from China”
“I used to fight the British people at pearl harbour”
“I walk 20 miles to school, uphill, both ways, 26 hours a day”
Swam from china
Ok, he probably snuck on a boat, seems reasonable
Fought British at pearl harbor
Ehh, I guess he might have been fighting with a British tourist at pearl harbor in a vacation? It's possible I guess
Walked 20 miles to school uphill both ways
Uhh.. he might have lived in a mountain and the school might have been on a different part of the mointain? 6 and a half hour hikes to school is a bit if a stretch though
@Elias Productions it's snot physics, that's just passage of time
not 40 hrs a day?
@@Crystal-ss8vr only Ling Ling, the supreme, can do that
Seriously tho, how the hell did you walked uphill both ways
The dad is just roasting Steven in the most dumbest possible way😅
I think your acting is really good! Great elocution, great accents, you feel natural and never over enthusiastic but still energetic and your range of expressions is very enjoyable. I do forget you're playing multiple characters!
Mary that is so kind of you ❤️ I’ve just filled my first tv series as a series lead!!! Can’t wait to share it with you🙌🏻 i think it’ll be out early 2022
@@StevenHe ooh that's great !
"Le dot" as we say on 9gag.
And I agree with Mary J and here whole comment. You're good !
@@StevenHewow what's the name of the series
@@StevenHe So curious about this. Can you post a link to more information?
@@StevenHe congrates
Steven's Dad: "For dinner you're getting panda express"
Steven: *genuine horror*
Panda Express ain’t cheap.
@@genxx2724 The taste and quality is though!
@@justsomeguy5470 The portions are skimpy, too. That’s part of it not being cheap. They give you a mountain of rice or noodles, though. Why do we crave it?
Legends say that Steven's dad is still roasting him.
LOL
There not legends there the truth u can hear the cry’s from all the way back in China
Unlike other legends, this one is actually true
I make skits btw
This is the funniest thing i have ever seen on youtube - not this specific video, but you in general. I love it.
“You want to be an actor? Pfftt- I’d rather use bing for the rest of my life.”
I feel like Steven gets as much enjoyment from making these videos as we get watching them. His laughter at the end of each video is so pure.
The title itself is too relatable
Love the deeply emotional Asian music at the end, and the threats of Panda for dinner.
My homie Steven ain't a faliure, he is just a missed opportunity.
I am Asian in my 50’s and a lawyer. I had wanted to become an actor for a large part of my youth and actually acted in a few commercials in my 20’s before taking up Steven’s Dad’s advice to choose my career from the pre-birth paper plate spun. This is priceless comedy…hope to see you in the next “Crazy Rich Asian” Steven!!!
This is too real!!
Do you wonder what would happen had you continued to pursue it?
This isn't just supreme comedy, this is therapy for Steven's trauma and emotional damage wanting to be an actor. You are the best❤️ jiayou
Emotional Damage!
Talk about trauma experience from your toxic family
The paper wheel on the wall had me dying!
Realizing that Steven's father doesn't have a chair to sit
Steven father: FAILURE
There's a chair under the table.
TOO EXPENSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAATA HEEEILLL???
my guy
I just like how he roasts himself and he still has not gone to theoropy yet
my dude please learn to spell
@@lanlan3420 my dude please understand that not everyone is good at english and it's not everybody's first language
@@FED0RA ayt
Therapy is expensive, that is why he does comedy
Because he's also playing the bully so his ego simultaneously gets increased
The way he said “And hey you’re getting Panda Express for dinner”
Steven:*GASP*
Has me dead 😂😆
"Where's your receipt, can I return you?" An oldie, but a goodie. Got me dying as usual Steven!
"Here's a gift." "A mirror?" "So you can see how dumb you look." 🤣 EMOTIONAL CARNAGE!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
damage*
2:05 his hair is cleaning the floor better than my mop ever could
My mop is a wepon for my parents to use
lmao this guy misusing a weapon
😂😂
The slow motion of him being shot to death by his dads confidence destroying “verbal” bullets lol....and that damn violin always gets me!🤣
0:17 how many times does he have to slap something?😂
"For dinner you're getting panda express"
Every Asian in the 50 mile radius:
*pain*
*despair*
*agony*
*severe depression*
*suffering*
*more pain*
Your pfp is a image of that agony
Me: *pure happiness*
"i got u gift" its a mirror "its so u can see how dumb u look" lol that got me dead
XD same
“I swam all the way from CHINA for you to just become a disappointment.”
Dam
LOL the sad slow-mo of Steven had me ROFL. 😂 Great work dude.