How Asian Parents FLEX Their Childhood
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
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I got the first like and reply on this comment
How is this comment three days ago if this video is starting right now??
Idk
Great vid
@@MyChildIsAoi yea idk is stevan from future or somthing
One day Steven could tell his kids "I had to make money by pretending to be your grandfather complaining about how hard it was to get to school"
hahah and people actually watched it
Now it’s your turn to take on the mantel my children
@@StevenHe Back in my days views wasnt invented yet - we counted "+1".
ldosflsadlfads@@StevenHe
Bold of you to assume hes having kids.
Steven's dad being a grown man in a suit coat running around a playground must have been a hilarious sight for passer-bys. Although, they must have been shocked by how we walked both ways up the slides.
He walked uphill both ways 💀
Actually, you got to think in 4d. He walked up hill all 5 ways.
"You are literally describing child labor."
"Ah, no. We never got paid."
I love this man.
LOW KEY TRUE THOUGH
the amount of work I did for parents and uncles was WILD
@@StevenHeGetting flashbacks😂
Who knew it was THAT EASY to avoid child labor laws!!!
If you dont obey you get the spanking
Imagine taking a peaceful walk in the evening, and then seeing Steven rolling over benches, and sliding down the playground
Imagine Steven's dad parkouring at your local playground 🤣
What a pro. He should join storror lol
Yeah at first I did that, then we were swarmed by about 50 kids, to the point where I couldn't actually film. So I canceled it, and went out to film another day
In pants that look like underwear lol
Lmao
He would show all the so-called “experts” how it SHOULD be done 😁👌
"You have fitness we have food" why do you have to make me cry like this Stephen! 😂😂😂
"You have PE, we had RF: rice farming."
That one really cracked me up. 🤣🤣🤣
low key underrated activity
As someone who always got A+ in PE, I'd probably fail RF because I'm a city kid. It's sad because both sets of grandparents owned paddy fields.
never late to try it out thou x)@@nomad82912
My dad literally had that 😭
You have fitness; we have food.
Who smarter?
The full psyching up to jump onto the bench had me rolling. You can see the duality of man in those clips - the ambition and the doubts, all of it. And then he finally makes the jump and lands it. The Hero's Journey right there.
Steven's father is so humble that he didn't even mention he broke the laws of physics to walk uphill both ways to school
Physics was not invented when he was walking uphill both ways to school
Literally describes climbing a mountain to get to school.
@@Superskye928 Yup, no physics class either. You had to find Newton and ask him directly.
2:32 this is literally just me as a kid
Stevens dad is so humble that he didn't tell us that he on a strike to not wear pants to cure cancer.
wow....
@StevenHe ur vids r amazing
@@StevenHe Steven! I created a script for a skit i would like you to try!! (Just Reply to this comment and i will reply with the full script)
As a Brit it always makes me laugh when Americans say someone isn’t wearing pants. Cus pants in the uk r what u call underwear
Thought it was the march against panster...
Even though Steven's dad parkouring, his other foot was doing business... A huge respect towards Steven's dad 🫡
I like how from the waist up, Steven's dad looks highly professional, but from the waist down he's just on vacation 100% of the time xD
Steven's dad got to look professional for the Beijing Corn Zoom meetings
Steven’s dad has the life experience of a cave man with the confidence and coordination of a 5 year old and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!
Fun fact: they actually made 3 movies of how a group of friends walked to school back in the day. It was called The Lord Of The Rings. They also made a prequel for another school called The Hobbit.
HAHA Dark souls was my grandpa's walk to school
Fun fact, another of those got made but never released that was based on Japan. It was called Doom.
😂
@@StevenHe So your grandpa was facing the Eclipse from Berserk?
@@StevenHebro's great grandpa had to click the x on the mobile ad to get to school 💀
2:20 no it’s “get 2 birds stoned at one time” 😂
I will always be convinced that Steven’s dad invented physics 😂
It's ok This kid called Newton copied by homework
I homeschool my kids, this will really be what they believe. WATCH.@@StevenHe
He didn’t make it. If he made it, he would have known that he’d be unable to walk 20 miles uphill both ways in 100° weather in the snow using one foot to fight off two lions while the other foot starts a business.
@@VivaporuCubano as its creator, he can defy it if he wants to😂
@@The_Lone_Ronin7 it wouldn't be defying tho, he'd just be disabling it thru admin commands.
1:24
This explains SO much of his father behaivior.
As a person who watched Steven even before his famous EMOTIONAL DAMAGE meme, I am extremely happy that the quality of his videos and dialogues have been constantly increasing.....
Success well deserved
I appreciate that so much. Thanks for being a part of this channel for so long
SAME
@@StevenHeI'm surprised I never came across your channel before Emotional damage seeing as I live in Ireland and watched so many UA-camrs from Ireland
I'd love to see a survival reality show called "getting to school" and see Stevens dad absolutely boss the whole thing
The sheer grit and tenacity never ceases to amaze. It must have been hard going to school 10 days a week.
hahaha
4:45 as an asian, I am 90 percent sure he's from Guangdong (there's a cantonese accent)
I like how Steven's dad is always wearing shorts like a little kid.
There are always huge contradictions between what Steven's dad says and reality like "to get to school I had to master parkour" while he can barely jump on a low banch, so the short pants for an adult fits him so well.
I just can't get enough of this character
Of course he had to master it, he invented it 😂
Man I cannot believe you pulled off the bench move my heart was pounding!
The fact a grown man is on a playground is hilarious! Hopefully there's a part 3 of this!
BRO I went out to a park to film this, swarmed by about 50 kids. Canceled the shoot and went another day
I bet they thought you ran a playground for failures
@@StevenHeschool starts back soon, so it wouldn't be as bad
Wow, the stick in the shape of a hand-gun just brought back a flood of childhood memories. I don't think my children have ever even picked up a stick for play.
Now we gonna walk to school 3 ways up the hill
Nah we had to walk across the world to get to school and tell the class what we learned from our casual walk.
Sucks to be you, I only walk uphill BOTH ways :)
All 3 ways. Every trip
@@StevenHe then they invented the physics and I couldn't walk up the hill all 3 ways
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
And you try and tell the young people of today that ... they won't believe you.
ALL:
They won't!
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Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen skit is hilarious!
At this point I just want to see steven's dad's dad listen to his lies and call him a failure. Just to see him be humbled for once.
Single-handedly destroying failure and Asian stereotypes. Steven's dad is a role model for us all.
Failures together STRONG
My mom used to tell me she had to run through the entire town to get to school.(She actually got 1st place in running in her school after this much practice lol). After showing her this video she told me there were mountains on her way also. Not sure how that works.😂
This is practically a parent tutorial
@@StevenHeWow thanks for replying＜3 You are one of my fav youtubers, ty for bringing us so much joy😊
Honestly I have huge respect for Steven for being able to consistently publish hilariously funny videos
Can't wait for more of your content! I hope ya have a nice day!
Patato! Thanks for making the premiere!
@@StevenHe Glad to have been there! ^-^
🔥
The delivery is perfect, even on the recycled jokes; nothing gets old😂
"Buying water from fish because it was 10% off" 😂😂PURE GOLD
It’s the “full marks on every exam .. twice” for me 😂
Just me?
Now we need Stevens grand pa talking about his journey and shaming Stevens dad
"No, it's *kill* two birds with one stone."
"...why would you do that"
This has me cracking up 🤣
00:50 "Too easy 啦"
That 啦 was on point.
0:56 I expected him to answer to that with: "I counted".
When Steven's dad was in school, the class didn't end when the bell rang. It ended when the lion came back to it's cave after hunting
This is so accurate! My mom and dad tell me this every time I complain!
wow mine too... They must have been friends
I agree 😔
😂
@@StevenHe so that explains why I saw your dad swimming across the Atlantic Ocean
@@Taupea5 The long way, from north to south!
Steven's Dad: We studied until 2:00 am.
You are reminding me of my college and pharmacy school days! So much studying, little social life, haiyaa!😂😂😂
😂😂😂 this is fire bro
Absolute comedy genius. Every syllable out of this man's mouth is pure gold
When that move just made you die inside but you still gotta impress your friends 0:41
"You are literally describing child labor."
"Ah, no. We never got paid."
Absoulte Gem, One of the best comedians out there.
Steven's dad must have had a rough time studying under the light of a McDonald's 🍔
actual Facts. Expecially because the mcdonalds didn't exist
@@StevenHe So sad 😔
@@StevenHe which made it so much harder :D
During his school days, Steven's dad invented the golden rule of software development, " That's not a bug, it's a feature" lmao😅😅
"We never got paid" [ 3:28 ]
I believe that's a thing called 'work experience', very fun.
2:05 The green bean soup is the best, every time i go to china during the summer it is a must drink!
The neighbors kid being the NPC is just too damn accurate
I really like Steven's content. Its so funny. Ive been a fan exactly 1 day before his famous emotional damage meme. I really love his offbrand and asian vids.
That’s an amazing achievement ❤😂 thanks for being a part of the channel for so long
@@StevenHe Your welcome
“Birds weren’t invented yet so we had to carve them into rocks”
That will go over so many heads
Congratulations to Steven
‘s Father, for carrying the channel to 10 Million Subs in just over 2 years.
1:46 Why do I connect with this move on such a deep level
“Our toys were better. A stick.”😂😂
Asian parents played dark souls irl as a side quest on their way to school 💀💀
Dark souls was based off my dad's walk to school
I love when he said “it’s parkouring time” and parkoured all over the place
Who needs to stress about shopping for loved ones for expensive gifts when Steven’s “professional Asian dad” can & will convince you how better off you’ll be following his advice on the RIGHT items to buy 👍😁. Great video Steven… As always. Best wishes always mate… From Australia 🇦🇺✌️😎🇦🇺
Thank you! I filmed this one back home In Ireland
@@StevenHe… I hope you didn’t have to “walk uphill for 20 miles… BOTH ways & fight 2 lions leh” ✋️😂👍
@@StevenHe ah, I knew that those terraced houses were from this side of the pond!
@@StevenHewait really, limerick, im guessing
Like buying Beijing Corn?
Ever since physics has been invented, he can no longer show us walking up hill both ways at the same time.
One thing about these videos, you can never be too sure if it's a blooper or intentional acting :D
bro that slide almost sent me to the shadow realm
"a blooper or intentional acting"
Yes.
Steven's dad was so humble, he didnt even mention that he had to find the Titanic to get food
My daily dose of Steven He keeps getting better and better, keep up the great work!😄
YES! That's all the validation I need. Will work 2x harder now
又一个不换肩的😂 0:15
我也发现了，这是可以说的吗😊
Also enough to make infinite water
We could all use BetterHelp after the emotional damage Steven's dad has put us through all these years. 😏
HAHAHAH I'm sending this comment to them
I may not win the lottery but I feel like I won today
@@TemperedMedia frrrrr
I find the funniest part of this video is the fact that he’s been doing parkour in SHORTS while wearing the vest for a full suit 🤣🤣🤣
As someone who came to the US without speaking a word of English 7.5 years ago, I can relate to Steven. Though I never had social anxiety, I never was/is an extrovert. Thank you Steven for creating the relatable comedic relief that is your channel!
"we used to study in McDonald's" - Steven's dad
"McDonald's wasn't in Asia yet" - Steven
Steven's dad with a hyper realistic gun with a ✨BRANCH✨ is all our level to relate and be yeeted to childhood not even with being whooped by this branch
pew pew pew pew
@@StevenHe : Unless you were aiming at a metal can, then it was "ptang ptang ptang ptang"!
Other dad: I was good at parkour
Stevens dad : I created parkour
2:26 I can relate to this so much
POV: you are a human child who lives on planet earth
Adding maize stems on top of each other was the sniper gun of my times😅
3:25
Steven : "You're literally describing child labor"
Steven's Dad "Oh we never get paid"
Bruh 💀
I can't believe you actually managed to capture a whole 5 minutes of footage without laughing hysterically....I couldn't do it 😂
Steven’s dad “If you found a stick like a gun… you were 007.”
I still do that
hahah
I’m one of those Asian patients who are raising kids in Texas and I swear everything he just said is TRUE. 🤣🤣🤣
You're walking to your playground and see a crazy dad doing parkour on the swingset.
yup that happened
3:04 no it’s a bug in the game😂😂😂
I imagine Stevens father to do sideways parkour on trees and completely disobey logic, then just say, i learnt this from looking at grass when i was 9
looking at grass hahah
😂😂😂 "You find a stick the shape of a handgun. You a 007."
Sounds like my childhood, my kid is going to hear all of this.
HAHAHA yup we all faught the same lions
Steven’s dad has been parkour’ing too much, he has a decent built leg muscle 😮
Steven's dad should petition to the College Board to teach AP Rice Farming 🍚
Underrated
i completely and utterly lost it at “I could buy water from a fish, and get 10% off” All hail the king of bargains.
Just my friends and I’s childhood. 2:40
"We had to catch a bird to borrow a feather" - killing me. How d'you come up with these lines? Who needs 'Better Help' when we have you, Steven? 🤣
weirdly, the toys Steven's dad played with growing up were the same ones i played with as a kid from the mountains. but he's the CEO of Beijing Corn and i'm just stoopid
Failures together strong
POV: You're having a bad day so you decide to watch some Steven He to cheer you up
Ayyyyy welcome❤
1:36 i believe a fishes water would be much more expensive then a big companies but its all worth for that 10% deal
Imagine taking Mandarin lessons form Steven's dad :)
Hi Steven, I just wanted to say that I've been watching your videos for a long time and they always made me really happy. When I felt stressed or down or tired, I would always look forward to watching your videos and you made me laugh so much every time I watched them. Your videos are a big part of my life and I appreciate it a lot. Thank you for all the joy you've brought me.
(Hilarious as always btw :D)
You've made my day. Thank you so much, I will do my best to keep improving!
Hey Steven! Just want to say that your videos have made me laugh so hard these days, thanks for the free laughter!@@StevenHe
how is your comment two days ago when the vid is 11 min ago
@@PrimeGenera-es1gbtrue, so, sooo funny 😆
4:50 I felt that🤣😭😭
"I used to walk 50000"
"How would you know?"
I counted it
"That's not a bug, that's a feature" 😂😂😂
Steven’s dad’s struggles made him the man he is today. What a true survivor and indomitable spirit. 😅
Dad: Don’t ever be ashamed of yourself.
Steven: aw, thanks, Dad.
Dad: That’s *my* job.
he's just too good! I haven't seen anyone pull the same type of joke everytime and still make it funnier
Bro I've made this video practically 100+ times. When I make a video that's not Asian dad the views just go down hahah
My friend: How does Steven's dad has such nice parkour skills?
Me: He just went to school lol 😂
it's wholesome your mum recorded you playing at the park
yes she actually did. HAHA
'You talking back to me' is the standard elder reply when they know they've been found out or said something stupid but can't take it back.
The park bench is this video’s boss enemy 😂
top 10 anime villains
Riiiggghhht, which makes the railing ("building") one of the boss's underlings.😂
@@verentyee5413 HAHA yeah 😂 and the slide is the underappreciated one
@@megan_l_yt Oh yeah, let's not forget the slide either!😆😅