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  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 5 років тому +2974

    Girl: **has an independence towards her own actions and opinions**
    Nice Guys: "This is a violation of my constitutional rights"

    • @user-jc3sz6we7w
      @user-jc3sz6we7w 4 роки тому +13

      congrats you have 420 likes

    • @lilmao4482
      @lilmao4482 4 роки тому +20

      ً ً
      *cackles in like*

    • @mjfan8704
      @mjfan8704 4 роки тому +42

      I really don't understand these r/niceguys. We don't live in the 15th century. People aren't dying young due to diseases or something like that. No one is going to like you if that's your attitude when it comes to wooing the opposite sex.

    • @daddyren2370
      @daddyren2370 4 роки тому +18

      r/niceguys and r/nicegirls is basically the same thing but opposite genders

    • @salthesock2.064
      @salthesock2.064 4 роки тому +10

      daddy ren
      Well.. yeah.

  • @TheLordOfSwag
    @TheLordOfSwag 5 років тому +4432

    “I’ve been waiting for you to be single for 6 years” the ultimate nice guy move.

    • @slicewdb
      @slicewdb 5 років тому +106

      Honda Civic patience: 100

    • @jorjac2265
      @jorjac2265 5 років тому +56

      Nice Guy : 100

    • @ericthecoolkid2013
      @ericthecoolkid2013 5 років тому +43

      Honda Civic: 100

    • @MrWarthog
      @MrWarthog 5 років тому +7

      I fucking hate civics

    • @ricksterlias
      @ricksterlias 5 років тому +64

      Nice guy is like UA-cam recommendations. Waits 6 years and then is like... YO ARE YOU BUSY?

  • @waffle-peeps1794
    @waffle-peeps1794 5 років тому +10643

    I love how Damien doesn't laugh at the actual joke... but he laughs at whatever he adds to it.

  • @Geheimnis-c2e
    @Geheimnis-c2e 4 роки тому +2713

    nice guys are often:
    1. overstating deep vocabularies to look "smart"
    2. overly aggressive
    3. faking humility and then pulls up with extreme narcissism afterwards
    actually scary.

    • @jessicastunden5562
      @jessicastunden5562 4 роки тому +7

      Vali Malheur really? I don’t usually find them to have a particularly complex vocabulary.

    • @Geheimnis-c2e
      @Geheimnis-c2e 4 роки тому +52

      @@jessicastunden5562 usually just extra deep words synonymous to what they actually mean. (like what i did)

    • @louisrialland2527
      @louisrialland2527 4 роки тому +23

      @@Geheimnis-c2e its basically just the expanding brain meme but you skip to the last step lmao

    • @scrubelite4915
      @scrubelite4915 4 роки тому +9

      Lennart Penrose I actually enjoy using more interesting vocabulary not because it is more interesting, but I also feel like it conveys more meaning. Although, you definitely won’t see me being a hypocrite calling a chick hot and then calling her a fat whore LMAO

    • @ghoulsanddarts9601
      @ghoulsanddarts9601 4 роки тому +6

      Recovery In Retrospect the only reason they have a vocabulary like that is by looking up the words

  • @btthegreat2770
    @btthegreat2770 5 років тому +6225

    Nice guy: hey beautiful
    Lesbian: I have a girlfriend
    Nice guy: no you don’t bc I like you so you can’t be a lesbian

    • @dingty7p230
      @dingty7p230 5 років тому +167

      A c c u r a t e

    • @aelores
      @aelores 5 років тому +63

      Lesbian God Ah!! My Lord~!

    • @circusangst
      @circusangst 4 роки тому +43

      Lmao sadly this is true

    • @ajackss9259
      @ajackss9259 4 роки тому +44

      No Gender Me, a Lesbian: She cuter than you

    • @ajackss9259
      @ajackss9259 4 роки тому +53

      Isis Ryan yeah...... and lesbian nice girls. THE HORROR

  • @jill2757
    @jill2757 5 років тому +733

    Nice guys are hilarious cause they’re like “girls only like good looking jocks with muscles :(“ while at the same time only wanting to be with model looking girls lmaooooo

  • @trashboatdumpsterfire
    @trashboatdumpsterfire 5 років тому +5444

    there's already a dislike. guess we found the niceguy

    • @xramboi
      @xramboi 5 років тому +129

      Some people just dislike ASAP because they dont like a person, but then again, it could be a nice guy, honestly I dont know, funny haha comment tho

    • @goaway6193
      @goaway6193 5 років тому +42

      There's 12 now. The virus is spreading !

    • @128ajb_02_Music
      @128ajb_02_Music 5 років тому +23

      24 now. The virus

    • @Elitx
      @Elitx 5 років тому +33

      @@128ajb_02_Music 23 now.. WE HAVE A CURE

    • @sophia2664
      @sophia2664 5 років тому +9

      Nooooo 45 dislikesss ;-;

  • @0Onyx13
    @0Onyx13 5 років тому +2316

    "You're a terrible boyfriend, you should dump your girl and give her to someone who would treat her amazingly, like me, currently making decisions for her because I don't see her as a person but just an accessory unable to think by herself"

  • @knivspit
    @knivspit 4 роки тому +902

    nice guy: "im super understanding"
    also nice guy: *doesnt understand when girl says they just got out a bad relationship*

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 4 роки тому +41

      So super understanding that they don't understand

    • @Abyssal.jellyfish
      @Abyssal.jellyfish 4 роки тому +25

      Dear nice guys
      if a person says they need space, they need space
      Unless they’re a “nice girl” and they send mix signals then get mad when you leave them alone

    • @coolsomeash
      @coolsomeash 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 роки тому +11

      nice guy: "i'm so understanding"
      girl: "i made plans with a friend, can we reschedule? tomorrow maybe?"
      *nice guy begins to tell the "dramatic" story of how the girl "ruined" his life and made him a monster*

  • @s0Shi
    @s0Shi 5 років тому +1282

    “Break Up with Your Girlfriend, I’m Desperate”

    • @arizona4072
      @arizona4072 4 роки тому +7

      jIN

    • @DamianLopez-td3rc
      @DamianLopez-td3rc 4 роки тому +10

      Someone would tell me that but luckily I'm lonely😎😎

    • @sillychuu
      @sillychuu 4 роки тому +40

      Break up with your girlfriend, yeah,yeah cuz I’m a fucking desperate asshole~

    • @adamukowski9870
      @adamukowski9870 4 роки тому +7

      Ariana *V e n t i*

    • @bhargavavetsa6240
      @bhargavavetsa6240 4 роки тому +7

      *Break up with your girlfriend cause I’m bored by Ariana Grande intensifies*

  • @adorluigi
    @adorluigi 5 років тому +2851

    for whoever is wondering, the offensive term censored is "mud shark"

    • @blazeyamasaki
      @blazeyamasaki 5 років тому +228

      Literally was tryna see if anyone commented it xD

    • @slymz2141
      @slymz2141 5 років тому +92

      Thank you so much lmao

    • @TheRealMycanthrope
      @TheRealMycanthrope 5 років тому +115

      You're a bloody legend

    • @thelrazzedazze3900
      @thelrazzedazze3900 5 років тому +66

      Tf does that mean

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 5 років тому +164

      @@alphacentauri5090
      Really? That's a thing?

  • @nootnoot3414
    @nootnoot3414 5 років тому +2575

    Nice guys are just salty teenagers who can't get a date so try to guilt trip the girls that rejected them.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 років тому +85

      Should also add in men considering some of them are gonna enter college.

    • @zrxcwrtd5981
      @zrxcwrtd5981 5 років тому +83

      Or a thirty year old man who got heart broken and can't find a date

    • @adoptdontshop3911
      @adoptdontshop3911 5 років тому +63

      @@zrxcwrtd5981 Maybe he'd get a date if he weren't a niceguy

    • @nootnoot3414
      @nootnoot3414 5 років тому +1

      @@tonypeppermint5329 yeah, I should shouldn't I?

    • @nootnoot3414
      @nootnoot3414 5 років тому +1

      @@zrxcwrtd5981 lmao true

  • @gvusal
    @gvusal 5 років тому +3019

    What if
    You are depressed
    But then
    Damien laughs

    • @Tomisnormal
      @Tomisnormal 5 років тому +121

      You are no longer the sad

    • @Chanelxoxoxo
      @Chanelxoxoxo 5 років тому +87

      Edgy 12 year olds: 0mG thIs Is mE LmaO

    • @ssmmiieee
      @ssmmiieee 5 років тому +37

      Cancer is cured

    • @defnegurer667
      @defnegurer667 5 років тому +36

      Depression: and I oop-

    • @skooter6934
      @skooter6934 5 років тому +8

      АЗЕРБАЙДЖАН gone

  • @saltysadness8738
    @saltysadness8738 5 років тому +637

    4:46 this dude literally almost got the damn date but he had to go along and creep her out with the ‘come over and we can snuggle, you can bring your friend too’

    • @brodyca1898
      @brodyca1898 5 років тому +24

      In maybe the first 10 seconds

    • @ron9365
      @ron9365 4 роки тому +36

      *_aNd we cAn $Hr0gG|_€_*

    • @true_lovers_knot
      @true_lovers_knot 4 роки тому +45

      Good, so she doesn't fall for a weirdo

    • @headintheclouds7905
      @headintheclouds7905 3 роки тому +3

      Fr, it was kinda weird but she seemed to maybe be down... then he hit the "I need therapy and friends" phase

    • @kionnakelly2918
      @kionnakelly2918 2 роки тому +1

      I don't think she was interested. It sounds like something someone would say if they want to politely decline by saying they're busy

  • @corakat6439
    @corakat6439 5 років тому +788

    Nobody :
    "Nice Guys" :
    OoOh mY gOd, this girl won't date me because she wants SPACE, God what a bish

  • @thisurldoesnotexist
    @thisurldoesnotexist 5 років тому +367

    The last one was the saddest. Dude literally had a date lined up, just had to reschedule it a little bit, the girl seemed actually interested in spending time with him, and he was too butthurt to have a relationship.

    • @gettingannoyedquick
      @gettingannoyedquick 5 років тому +71

      All he had to do was type "Its fine I understand what would be a good time for us to go out I am free on friday and the weekend on my end" but nope had to make himself look like a controlling narcissistic butt wipe

    • @hitsugatatsuro9978
      @hitsugatatsuro9978 4 роки тому +81

      I don't think he even viewed her as a person. Just someone to stroke his ego and his dick. He displayed all the signs of a potential emotional/psych abuser.

    • @AnnaHeey
      @AnnaHeey 4 роки тому +43

      She dodged a bullet there

    • @ladyvictoria820
      @ladyvictoria820 3 роки тому +13

      That last one fucking infuriated me. Like he was in!! He was fucking in!! All she wanted to do was reschedule. And then he pulls that shit!! 😡 Never have I ever wanted to just smack somebody in the mouth

    • @phobia7786
      @phobia7786 3 роки тому +1

      @@ladyvictoria820 I was literally thinking that the dumb fuck was in!! Ahhhh I fucking hate people so much ;-;

  • @sageoffire3964
    @sageoffire3964 4 роки тому +1263

    "Why do girls ONLY go for jerks with perfect abs and big muscles?"
    My GF: *looks at my non existent six pack and kisses me*

    • @legionmaniac-9202
      @legionmaniac-9202 4 роки тому +57

      Smile smile

    • @ReedBoi-tv2se
      @ReedBoi-tv2se 4 роки тому +54

      You feel good
      Making us other scrawny guys jealous

    • @sageoffire3964
      @sageoffire3964 4 роки тому +103

      @@ReedBoi-tv2se Scrawny? Homie I'm thicc.

    • @ReedBoi-tv2se
      @ReedBoi-tv2se 4 роки тому +27

      Sage of Fire just salt the wound why don’t you

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 4 роки тому +50

      I'll definitely take a unpacked guy who's actually a kind a perfect boyfriend, but boi give me a man that has a THICCCC ass like👌👏👏 and I'm good

  • @candicoated2001
    @candicoated2001 5 років тому +1134

    "She was fat and had two mixed kids."
    So??

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 4 роки тому +121

      Janelle Northcut either he was r/thathappen-ing (he was making up an imaginary scenario) or he saw that she had a life with someone that wasn’t him and was super salty about it. Either way, was an asshole no matter what.

    • @Kyavata
      @Kyavata 4 роки тому +37

      In bigger cities, that might mean nothing but in many places it means she's given up on life. Basically, if interracial dating is not normal, the ones who date outside of their race tend to do so out of desperation...And it's a sign of a failed life.
      Don't hate the messenger.

    • @hojosconsal9913
      @hojosconsal9913 4 роки тому +36

      @@Kyavata wait what

    • @DavidMedina-lu1wf
      @DavidMedina-lu1wf 4 роки тому +10

      @@Kyavata as much as I hate to say it, i have many white friends that are girls and agree on that

    • @williealcover7569
      @williealcover7569 4 роки тому +18

      ..when your white privilege doesn't trump the fact that you are trashy..

  • @KaliKat
    @KaliKat 4 роки тому +340

    "I used to be an incel but now I work out three days to be a *racist* incel"
    Dude unlocked the next level

    • @headintheclouds7905
      @headintheclouds7905 3 роки тому +24

      He evolved but in a negative way

    • @user-xg8rl8zs9h
      @user-xg8rl8zs9h 3 роки тому +15

      Homie unlocked super saiyan incel

    • @gulpgulpgulpgulp5417
      @gulpgulpgulpgulp5417 3 роки тому +26

      It's evolving, just backwards

    • @photofreak56
      @photofreak56 3 роки тому +14

      Men like that are honestly the worst... it's not bad enough as a woman to go into a nerd space because you're genuinely passionate about things like gaming or Comics it's worse when you're in a relationship and the "nice guys" get mad when you say your with someone. I legit once had a guy lose his shit on me not only because I told him I have a boyfriend I'm just not interested. Because that wasn't enough for him he demanded proof so I took out the picture I have of me and my boyfriend that I keep as my lock screen and to say that this dude got enraged would be putting it very lightly. He started screaming at me that I Was a Race traitor that I was horrible that I need to get with a real man and stop being an sjw. It got to the point where I was really scared but this dude was going to hit me thankfully an employee came up and told the guy to calm down and I was able to get out of the shop but I never went back.

    • @leave3451
      @leave3451 3 роки тому

      Nice pfp

  • @brameshess9766
    @brameshess9766 4 роки тому +139

    You asked out a girl 🤔
    She told she thinks of you as a friend 😟
    You Have a friend😀

  • @ghoststudios3694
    @ghoststudios3694 5 років тому +1649

    Why be a nice guy and spamming girl with crude messages when you could be listening to music whilst waiting to see if she responds. and if she puts you in the friend zone, congrats you got a new cool friend to hang out with. Edit I have noticed some consen in the comments, such as people that friend zone don’t usually want to hangout with the people. Fair point, my advice to that is if you see a lot of people blocking you search for the problems within yourself and seek help if necessary, so you can better deal with them.

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 5 років тому +164

      Exactly. I read somewhere that there is no such thing as being friendzoned, if you value friendship. And how knows, sometimes people who are friends for years and years end up developing feelings for each other, it happens.

    • @yourboy9236
      @yourboy9236 5 років тому +8

      @z0mb13hunt3r1 where? I see minor grammar mistakes but nothing worth correcting?

    • @wheresPerry
      @wheresPerry 5 років тому +31

      @@yourboy9236 they said "how knows" instead of "who knows". Probably an autocorrect mistake.

    • @ricksterlias
      @ricksterlias 5 років тому +15

      That’s my secret... i’m always friendzoned.
      - Hulk as a nice guy

    • @kelvinmann7993
      @kelvinmann7993 5 років тому +33

      @@0Onyx13
      But going in hoping that will happen is just setting yourself up for failure. In the past, I became very close friends with girls that I liked and after a while, it finally dawned on me that nothing will ever change. Girls will want who they want. It may not make sense, but humans do tons of shit that make no sense. Such is life

  • @notabletoo5867
    @notabletoo5867 4 роки тому +490

    *DEPRESSION HAS JOINED THE CHAT*
    Damien: lol
    *DEPRESSION HAS LEFT THE CHAT*

  • @joshuazane3210
    @joshuazane3210 5 років тому +311

    That last one broke my brain. YOU HAD A DEFINITE YES, BRO. What are you doing?!? 🤦

    • @iliaslerias7374
      @iliaslerias7374 5 років тому +36

      Genuinely painful.

    • @shgds
      @shgds 5 років тому +18

      I feel like he was doing that because he didn't want to go but he also didn't want to look dumb either idk

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 4 роки тому +31

      chicken foot more like he jumped the Springfield Gorge of conclusions and immediately thought she was trying to avoid him. Like Homer, he didn’t make the jump.

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 4 роки тому +14

      @@shgds he may not have wanted himself too look dumb but god dam he made himself look really dumb

    • @hitsugatatsuro9978
      @hitsugatatsuro9978 4 роки тому +13

      Dude was spoiled too much by mommy to think he deserves everything coming to him.

  • @SilverSkitty
    @SilverSkitty 4 роки тому +127

    I thought the “former” incel was going to be a heartwarming story

    • @headintheclouds7905
      @headintheclouds7905 3 роки тому +16

      Fr, quite sad, he probably thinks that because he has a big ego now and exercises he's not an incel anymore

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 3 роки тому +2

      i wished the same, but i knew it was too good to be true

    • @chrishansen3324
      @chrishansen3324 3 роки тому

      Can't talk right now brain go bzz now that uncles are working out it makes them more dangerous

    • @desairio7330
      @desairio7330 3 роки тому

      Incels never fully recover

    • @joaotanekosy
      @joaotanekosy 3 роки тому +2

      When he specified “2 mixed children” I knew where that was going

  • @addybishop308
    @addybishop308 5 років тому +220

    “Twisted cycle path” belongs in boneappletea

  • @sadpotato3386
    @sadpotato3386 5 років тому +939

    Fun fact, Excercise can help make you "Smarter" and retain information better.
    Also: compliments mean way more when you actually know them, otherwise they're kinda meaningless.. and women really don't want to be just their looks, only give a rating if asked.

    • @gamergamer7508
      @gamergamer7508 5 років тому +25

      Huh nice fact, thanks bro!

    • @duckyducktm9197
      @duckyducktm9197 5 років тому +61

      Yeah
      Unless they ask/are in the mood for a compliment about looks you probably shouldn't compliment their looks
      Take time to know them and compliment their personality/abilities and they'll probably appreciate it 10× more

    • @dan_o0
      @dan_o0 5 років тому +35

      I’m a fat frick and I bet I’m smarter than the average 1st grader. Beat that losers.

    • @ilyelysia
      @ilyelysia 5 років тому +16

      Ngl if strangers compliment me than it actually makes me so happy lmao

    • @sadpotato3386
      @sadpotato3386 5 років тому +14

      @@ilyelysia hey, your tats and piercings make you a solid 10 on my list, but you're probably like an 8 on most guys.

  • @beansnrice2878
    @beansnrice2878 5 років тому +530

    I’m not first
    I’m not last
    I’m just early
    r/iclickedveryfast

    • @mrturtleman7694
      @mrturtleman7694 5 років тому +14

      Very good subreddit. INTERNET, GET IT DONE!

    • @nathanaelmalm5641
      @nathanaelmalm5641 5 років тому +8

      @i wonder if you're reading this are you trying to r/ihavereddit someone on a Reddit video?

    • @mrturtleman7694
      @mrturtleman7694 5 років тому +2

      @i wonder if you're reading this I was just making a joke. r/woosh

    • @twistedpsycho1619
      @twistedpsycho1619 5 років тому

      @@gavo5125 chill dude

    • @christopherfite994
      @christopherfite994 5 років тому +1

      Salman4567 did you click fast or did you click faeast

  • @natquaxx.9828
    @natquaxx.9828 5 років тому +432

    The guy in the thumbnail wants the other dude to *_break up with his GF_* ....
    ...because he's *_bored_* ;)

    • @zziaoe6940
      @zziaoe6940 5 років тому +6

      Damnn man

    • @natquaxx.9828
      @natquaxx.9828 5 років тому +8

      @@zziaoe6940 Man? I'm a girl, lol

    • @krinxq5986
      @krinxq5986 5 років тому +27

      @@natquaxx.9828 i think its an expression
      like
      "damn dude"
      u kno?
      or how you call a group of people guys-

    • @hanadashi3910
      @hanadashi3910 5 років тому +1

      Super

    • @ginaensley5105
      @ginaensley5105 5 років тому +6

      I originally thought the guy in the thumbnail was gay

  • @jyjori
    @jyjori 4 роки тому +54

    “Im SuCh A cArInG pErSoN”
    *Won’t let a girl heal from her past relationship*
    I can see why feminists hate us

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 3 роки тому +2

      Not just, I think, the minority of feminist are like, "agaist" men in general or in their life, but also women who don't think of themselves as feminist happen to not like men at times or have some harsh opinions on them

  • @senko8291
    @senko8291 5 років тому +315

    Every day i wake up to a new EmKay video, that mean's i get to hear Damien's laugh and that makes my entire day.

  • @stantalentstanonewe5784
    @stantalentstanonewe5784 5 років тому +410

    Break up with your gf
    Yeaaah yeh
    Cause I'm booooored
    You can hit it in the morning ~~~

  • @InternetinaNutshellChannel
    @InternetinaNutshellChannel 5 років тому +288

    I'm a white knight in dark angsty armor.

    • @wolfwoodfr
      @wolfwoodfr 5 років тому +16

      thank you internet

    • @BarnacleBoy42069
      @BarnacleBoy42069 5 років тому +15

      You look like a robot in a walnut to me

    • @ginaensley5105
      @ginaensley5105 5 років тому

      Oki

    • @thisguy9562
      @thisguy9562 5 років тому +1

      Let's take Jerusalem back!
      Deus vult!
      FOR THE HOLY LAND!

    • @sonyagriffy
      @sonyagriffy 5 років тому

      I remember you from socko the sloths vid *^*

  • @macgyver42563
    @macgyver42563 5 років тому +36

    5:10 "I had dated many girls b4 and your still a virgin @ 22."
    Guess what Mr. Niceguy I'm still a virgin at 24. Also do you live in the 1960's or something? Not everyone these days is getting it on in their early-mid 20's.

    • @mjfan8704
      @mjfan8704 4 роки тому +7

      These r/niceguys are living in a fantasy world where women cater to their every demand and aren't going to reject them for reasons. Though you're slightly off with the 1960's thing. It's more like 1700's-1800's.

    • @HoneyBakedHamlet
      @HoneyBakedHamlet 4 роки тому +6

      Thats totally true!
      Losing your virginity isnt a competition or a symbol of worth or acceptance if you decide to keep it or lose it.

  • @Starrlet
    @Starrlet 5 років тому +122

    I love how he says “perfectly explains why you’re still single” when she was literally talking about hER BOYFRIEND?
    Epic gamer move right there

    • @eeeeggnog._.
      @eeeeggnog._. 5 років тому +10

      She said BFF not BF

    • @HWDragonborn
      @HWDragonborn 4 роки тому +3

      BFF means Best Friend Forever

    • @mjfan8704
      @mjfan8704 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr, I face palmed at that exact moment while thinking, "Do you ever think before you do anything?"

  • @cloversonthehill
    @cloversonthehill 5 років тому +68

    Nice guy: I had dated many girls before and your still a virgin at twenty two
    Damien: is that some kind of personal attack or something

  • @icarus4549
    @icarus4549 5 років тому +72

    Damien has the cutest laugh like ohmygod who gave him permission to be so cute?

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 років тому +1

      I think we can all agree on this

    • @sillychuu
      @sillychuu 4 роки тому +2

      Your username checks in

    • @cat1312.
      @cat1312. 4 роки тому +2

      nice username

  • @TokyoDripp
    @TokyoDripp 5 років тому +58

    Putting “lol” at the start or end of your replies doesn’t hide the hurt.

    • @swip0
      @swip0 4 роки тому +4

      Lol I agree lol

    • @Doss3332
      @Doss3332 4 роки тому +3

      Lol yes it does lol

    • @charliefinnmichael4770
      @charliefinnmichael4770 3 роки тому +4

      Lol I'm still single and sad... I still need to work on myself, and that comment called me out by what I do soi won't get help. Lol

    • @thecoconutgum
      @thecoconutgum 3 роки тому +1

      @@swip0 Lol yes it does you idiot lol

    • @swip0
      @swip0 3 роки тому +1

      @@thecoconutgum lol not true lol

  • @loserchips1112
    @loserchips1112 5 років тому +72

    Nice Girls:
    HEY HEY
    YOU YOU
    I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
    HEY HEY
    YOU YOU
    I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE

  • @blpafr
    @blpafr 4 роки тому +123

    man really just censored the word “piss”

    • @averagegordonenjoyer3141
      @averagegordonenjoyer3141 4 роки тому +11

      UA-cam, man.

    • @mrghost5116
      @mrghost5116 4 роки тому +17

      UA-cam be like: "hMMm little kids are on this app better have the people say nicer words"
      Me: you have an app made for kids and yet--oh my god so dumb smh

    • @vomitxboi
      @vomitxboi 3 роки тому

      100th like

  • @shamarnarine3006
    @shamarnarine3006 5 років тому +68

    Nice guy: be my gf
    Girl : no thank u
    Nice guy: hhhoooooeeeeee

  • @Gameboynitro
    @Gameboynitro 4 роки тому +25

    NiceGuy logic:
    "You talked to me so you can't be a lesbian!"

  • @mechaapple7552
    @mechaapple7552 5 років тому +96

    I keep thinking that maybe I’m bi, but these guys keep me straight.
    And no this wasn’t meant to be offencife

    • @user-fe5zp8qd6r
      @user-fe5zp8qd6r 5 років тому

      Nice girls?

    • @meep5667
      @meep5667 5 років тому +5

      Yes, but was the way you spelled 'offensive" meant to be?

    • @mechaapple7552
      @mechaapple7552 5 років тому +4

      @meep. Yes, it was

    • @eeeeggnog._.
      @eeeeggnog._. 5 років тому +4

      Nice girls aren't any better lol.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +7

      yeah i'm glancing at nice girls then glancing at nice guys and weighing my options here.

  • @finndarling
    @finndarling 5 років тому +16

    nice guy: hey you’re pretty nice, and hot. wanna go out?
    girl:
    guy: wELL F-

  • @sarahconnor9978
    @sarahconnor9978 4 роки тому +29

    Me: I wonder what this is like for these poor women since I’ve never had a nice guy chase me.
    Me: *slowly remembers the nice guys on my debate team* Oh right I guess the brain does block out traumatizing experiences.

  • @flinggonza5688
    @flinggonza5688 4 роки тому +29

    Just a reminder that complimenting girls before knowing anything about them is like online cat calling.

    • @LegitHoneybadger
      @LegitHoneybadger 4 роки тому +7

      Thank you. Thank you so much. ONLY don’t feel weird getting compliments if it’s from someone I know. Cuz at uni, a guy approached me and said “hey I like your shirt” and I was like :)))) cuz I like it too and he’s like “so wanna give me your number?” And I was like damn. So close. Almost a regular human interaction.

  • @awesomenessqueen7460
    @awesomenessqueen7460 5 років тому +28

    5:30. Gives off the impression he’s learned to be a better person.
    Five seconds later..........
    He had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @thisperson345
    @thisperson345 5 років тому +105

    AAHH I WANNA RIP MY EYEBALLS OUT AND CRUSH THEM LIKE GRAPES
    THIS VIDEO IS PAINFUL

    • @karayura10
      @karayura10 5 років тому +2

      Do a surgery on it

    • @sodomisedcheesegrater9820
      @sodomisedcheesegrater9820 5 років тому +11

      As a male, I apologize for these animals. We don't count them as a part of our gang😂

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 років тому

      I pity them.

    • @thelrazzedazze3900
      @thelrazzedazze3900 5 років тому +10

      How to erase the pain:
      • Go outside
      • Lay down on the ground
      • SÇRĘÅM ĮNTØ THĘ VØĮD
      • Make some lavender tea

    • @montatheral-zubeidy5597
      @montatheral-zubeidy5597 5 років тому +2

      @@sodomisedcheesegrater9820 I agree with this guy. You don't just follow a girl home. Girls are humans, and have interests. I confessed to my crush, and she kindly said she didn't like me, and we're still friends.

  • @InfyFish
    @InfyFish 4 роки тому +28

    5:25 "virgin at 22" there's nothing wrong with that. idk what the girl's attraction is,but there's peeps out there with only romantic non sexual attraction to someone

  • @ChristianFilming
    @ChristianFilming 5 років тому +116

    Emkay you just filled me with warm joy. I'm 27 and a virgin,hearing you say: nothing wrong with being a virgin at 22.
    Not many guys believe that and think I'm a loser for it ^^

    • @mjfan8704
      @mjfan8704 4 роки тому +17

      I've never even had a romantic relationship with a girl, let alone made love to them and I'm in my mid 20's. You're not alone there.

    • @laur83
      @laur83 4 роки тому +27

      not a loser and nothing wrong with it at all. it’s a very personal choice and isn’t up to anyone else :)

    • @jackskellington4198
      @jackskellington4198 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah like it's perfectly fine to go at your own pace. I'm 20 and still haven't had sex yet. No rush and if anyone made you feel bad about it, they're just being ridiculous.

    • @tato1271
      @tato1271 4 роки тому +6

      Me neither at 21, had a few gfs but i've never liked to rush things up and that's totally fine for me as it should be with all of us. I wish you all the best man.

    • @boltlight1244
      @boltlight1244 4 роки тому +6

      Wholesome comment section:)

  • @Mal_O_Ware
    @Mal_O_Ware 4 роки тому +32

    Bold of that guy to call himself 'handsome' and literally two tweet later throwing racist slur

  • @PartsandPieces21216
    @PartsandPieces21216 5 років тому +43

    Excuse me....memes and offensive jokes are half the way to getting my heart

  • @__________________________Fred
    @__________________________Fred 4 роки тому +17

    "Stop. I'm giving you the ultimate compliment." 😂😂

  • @ChelDorado
    @ChelDorado 4 роки тому +16

    Even if her boyfriend broke up with her that doesn't mean that she would want you 🤣🤣🤣

  • @InfyFish
    @InfyFish 4 роки тому +11

    "You're a bad boyfriend because you post/send her memes and offensive jokes"
    Sir..you don't know if that's what she likes

  • @patrickstar1815
    @patrickstar1815 5 років тому +55

    *why do you prefer is it that makes you prefer*

    • @imthecoolest50
      @imthecoolest50 5 років тому +6

      patrick star i replayed that part a few times so it could start making sense but it doesn’t.

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 років тому +1

      It's like he changed his sentence in his head from "why do you prefer" to "what is it that makes you prefer"
      But forgot to actually change what he had written

    • @dean987
      @dean987 5 років тому +3

      @@imthecoolest50 lmao same that shit fucked with my head

  • @rosedorada
    @rosedorada 5 років тому +85

    Bro, I feel like I’m the only one who has a crush on their best friend. Mainly because I have no friends except for one person. 😂
    EDIT: ITS A GUY lol

    • @NotTheRadioDemon
      @NotTheRadioDemon 5 років тому

      I also have only one friend 😂 but no crush here. I'm not lesbian 😐

    • @laurenjones8196
      @laurenjones8196 5 років тому +2

      @Orlie Kavanagh A club sounds great, I'll be joining you =w=

    • @rosedorada
      @rosedorada 5 років тому

      I'm the Lord of Trash my friends a guy bro 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @kazooplayer3
      @kazooplayer3 5 років тому

      Nice pfp

    • @eeeeggnog._.
      @eeeeggnog._. 5 років тому +1

      I've been there. Never said anything since we were in religious families and both guys and now I don't live there anymore 😪

  • @wastedsaint
    @wastedsaint 5 років тому +16

    Timecodes for Damien's laugh since everyone loves it :)
    1:40
    2:42
    4:56
    5:02
    9:04
    You're welcome

  • @dakadab9559
    @dakadab9559 4 роки тому +9

    God these are so hard and cringy to listen to cause the whole time I’m just saying “OH GOD NOO DONT SAY THAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!???”

  • @ianharrison5264
    @ianharrison5264 4 роки тому +6

    Nice guys: nice with the intent for a cooch grab, will turn on you if rejected.
    Actually nice guys: is genuinely a nice person and WONT insult you if you spurn their advances

  • @caffeinatedchamomile
    @caffeinatedchamomile 4 роки тому +12

    8:21 Gosh ive never heard anything that describes my dad more accurately in my life. He cheated on my mom last year but they "made up", and like no matter how hard my mom tires to convince me that he's "different" now I can't even begin to believe her. My mom acts happier now but I can't tell if she's lying, and even if she isn't I just have no idea what about my dad has changed to make her any happier

  • @fireofdawn3515
    @fireofdawn3515 3 роки тому +6

    The first one tho- “Nevermind he tried to kiss me” girl dump that “friend” and find a better one. One that will bring you food and ice cream but not try to kiss you- made me laugh

  • @brokenblender5544
    @brokenblender5544 5 років тому +46

    I got the notification for this video while watching this video

  • @adamxei9073
    @adamxei9073 3 роки тому +7

    0:03 impatience leads to death. That's a driving rule I taught myself and it applies to this as well.

  • @johnchurchill9911
    @johnchurchill9911 4 роки тому +4

    They need an r/simps. That would be good for this channel.

  • @asthenic6841
    @asthenic6841 5 років тому +4

    8:07 THAT'S A FUCKING CHRIS CHAN DRAWING

  • @BigBagl
    @BigBagl 5 років тому +38

    How did people comment 10 minutes ago, I got the notification just now

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 5 років тому +5

      Draco Le Ghosto UA-cam algorithm.

    • @DearHRS
      @DearHRS 5 років тому +3

      Notification is bit delayed after upload

    • @jordynp942
      @jordynp942 5 років тому +2

      shhh

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 років тому

      By being already on UA-cam at the time of upload.

    • @spoingus6464
      @spoingus6464 5 років тому

      Magic

  • @bellam.8937
    @bellam.8937 5 років тому +29

    Ha, posted right when I was watching another r/niceguys video

  • @datblucatgirl2829
    @datblucatgirl2829 5 років тому +5

    My mother actually works in an office unlike me so she does actually have a policy of no personal relationships in the workplace. Whether it’d be family or love. I agree with that because it keeps outside interactions outside of professional work.

  • @Supboi
    @Supboi 5 років тому +10

    When they're putting numbers about how "Hot" the girl is there is a *100%* chance they're a " *Nice guy* "

  • @presleyjones5787
    @presleyjones5787 5 років тому +39

    On my recommended one minute after posting lol

  • @lordbumblebee4971
    @lordbumblebee4971 5 років тому +60

    Early gang uwu
    Also I love you dude ^^

  • @RockCollector201
    @RockCollector201 5 років тому +30

    I legit just woke up. I appreciate the upload.

  • @stephanien6237
    @stephanien6237 2 роки тому +3

    10:05 the fact that this woman continues to ask him if he still wants to take her out was *really* disturbing. After his attitude and responses, the fact that she was open to him taking her out at all is concerning…
    She should have just stopped texting back, or said “ok-bye!”

  • @theowilson7914
    @theowilson7914 4 роки тому +7

    3:43
    Thank you Damian for being a legend and saying the truth

  • @dvid51524
    @dvid51524 5 років тому +3

    This makes my blood boils. These guys should blame only them selves for the lack of romantic relationships in their lives, I know I do

  • @sweeteststrawberry2698
    @sweeteststrawberry2698 5 років тому +52

    EmKay, I suggest laughing more because I love your laugh.... And I'm not funny at all so.... I can't make you laugh.... Soo......
    I might just leave you for r/Slash. 🔪🔪🔪 Laugh.

  • @schtoobert8499
    @schtoobert8499 5 років тому +41

    Lies, Speedwagon is the nicest guy.

    • @CommanderSharpEye
      @CommanderSharpEye 5 років тому +1

      And JoJo has made it here as well

    • @blub5494
      @blub5494 5 років тому +3

      Speedwagon is best waifu. Not a 'nice guy'

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 4 роки тому

      No. Speedwagon is best waifu.

  • @anonymouslee2083
    @anonymouslee2083 5 років тому +8

    1:55 speaking from experience, dating a rebounder never ends well anyways

  • @johntumahab323
    @johntumahab323 4 роки тому +3

    It's amazing how with nicegirls and niceguys you can always pinpoint the exact moment they're going to flip the switch from Faux Disney to Verbally Abusive Mode.

  • @oliorum
    @oliorum 4 роки тому +5

    5:55 it says mud shark

    • @CHloE748
      @CHloE748 3 роки тому +3

      I looked for this comment forever. Never heard of the term

    • @JayFromWalmark
      @JayFromWalmark 10 місяців тому

      Thank you

  • @imapersonithink6702
    @imapersonithink6702 5 років тому +14

    *no one*
    Nice guy: I frickin hate you

  • @NightShinerStudio
    @NightShinerStudio 5 років тому +12

    I've been a r/niceguy sometimes in the past
    Back then I thought it was normal and now I hate myself more then ever before ಠ_ಠ

    • @fenn_fren
      @fenn_fren 5 років тому +4

      Same lmao.
      I'm gay now

  • @legrandliseurtri7495
    @legrandliseurtri7495 4 роки тому +5

    6:50 You know this guy never even had a friend that was a girl.

  • @sheepymarxie
    @sheepymarxie 5 років тому +7

    I love Damien's laugh when he said "I don't wanna play with you anymore"

  • @groovyhannah8517
    @groovyhannah8517 5 років тому +9

    I dont think any of these guys are nice..

    • @peachydasiy65
      @peachydasiy65 5 років тому +1

      Dalton Lewis But the thing is, he was being sarcastic

  • @mprism7985
    @mprism7985 4 роки тому +8

    0:26 that guy isn’t even a nice guy he’s just funny asf

  • @heibk-2019
    @heibk-2019 5 років тому +12

    The best laughs of the internet: Emkay,Joerg Sprave,jameskii

  • @vividriasvilcory7541
    @vividriasvilcory7541 5 років тому +2

    To be perfectly honest, I'd much rather be on my game or on my phone watching emkay than having to commit to a relationship. Its not the best thing out there, for all of those desperate people and nice guys trying to get their drumsticks wet. :/

  • @SchrodringersEclipse
    @SchrodringersEclipse 4 роки тому +2

    You know their the real nice guy not an r/niceguy when he can't go up to get his own order at the date because he's worried the cashier will hate him. The anxious bois are the true nice guys.

  • @smokezonee
    @smokezonee 5 років тому +43

    i clicked so fast holy cow.
    also person who said that: l i k e i f y o u d i d t o
    also i clicked when there was 7 views, 44 likes, 16 comments. i have no idea why i mentioned that.

  • @hoziers
    @hoziers 4 роки тому +4

    0:48 ...what if I told you I just don’t like men-

  • @Zero_Neverhope
    @Zero_Neverhope 4 роки тому +7

    Me when i was like 3 years younger: * emotional guy who just wanted a friend *
    Me now: who needs friends when you have the voices in your head to keep you sane?

    • @jakeystarsuper
      @jakeystarsuper 4 роки тому

      you mustve not heard my voices. id rather have friends

    • @Zero_Neverhope
      @Zero_Neverhope 4 роки тому

      @@jakeystarsuper my voices probably arnt better

  • @sefsprite
    @sefsprite 5 років тому +2

    damien’s laugh is the only thing getting me through this depressing subreddit

  • @conbro0985
    @conbro0985 4 роки тому +2

    9:52 bruh this dudes super super lucky to get a date. And he blew it over a reschedule🤯🤯🤯

  • @Plushymobile
    @Plushymobile 5 років тому +21

    It's too early so I don't got anything funny to say
    Oh wait
    *My life*

    • @chicoscience502
      @chicoscience502 5 років тому

      Rather sad than funny

    • @changednamelit
      @changednamelit 5 років тому +2

      The fact that this is so overused means not even your life is something funny to say

    • @Corvolet5
      @Corvolet5 5 років тому +1

      r/sadcringe

    • @spuburq
      @spuburq 5 років тому +2

      @@changednamelit yeah, his life isn't a joke because jokes take effort and aren't poinless

    • @Plushymobile
      @Plushymobile 5 років тому +2

      @@changednamelit don't understand what you are tyna say there cheif

  • @lakezfn1973
    @lakezfn1973 5 років тому +4

    who else didn't even read the title lmaoo
    sub so your family never has to suffer

  • @URbANKV
    @URbANKV 5 років тому +7

    What if you
    Want to go to heaven
    But God said
    Bro I gave you everything and don't even pray to me wtf?

    • @DearHRS
      @DearHRS 5 років тому

      *I love triangles!*

  • @knightheart2823
    @knightheart2823 5 років тому +2

    What I like about r/nicegirls and r/niceboys is that it tells me the types of girls I need to avoid to meet and the types of boy I shouldn't be like.

  • @dededeeznuts5986
    @dededeeznuts5986 5 років тому +83

    Niceguy: morning beautiful
    Girl: who are you and how did you get into my house

  • @jordanhasch2544
    @jordanhasch2544 2 роки тому +2

    What blows my mind is now these "nice guys" and "nice girls" are genuinely the same. They come on with all the opaque smarm of molasses, but yet when you call them out for being douches, they drop the facade and let you know who they really are: insolent horndogs who only message because they either want to fuck you, you to pay for everything in their lives, or for you to pay attention to them and ONLY them. They really need to get a fucking clue.