Oh my God one of my exes actually posted something like that on her story. I was kinda obsessed with her, but I'm glad she broke up with me. I dodged a bullet there ahaha
I'll never understand why people think it's a good idea to try to strike up a relationship when that person started dating you by cheating on their husband/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/etc.. They already proved that they're willing to fuck over the people who love them so they can get some extra cock or coochie on the side. What the hell makes you think you'll be different? The _only_ scenario I can see that actually working out in is if their partner was abusive or something like that and they were trying to reach out for actual affection.
Girl dictionary: I miss you= I want to commit arson Wanna hang out= I’m gonna frame you for arson Lol= my father was arrested for arson when I was nine years old. No one ever suspected me. My father found out I hadn’t been doing my homework, so he had to be eliminated. Of course, sending him to prison was easier than I thought. Too easy even. Sometimes I fear what I am capable of, but I don’t regret it. In this essay I will
I had an experience sort of like this she would stalk me and would interrupt conversations i had with any girl she would hide behind walls and take pictures of me and it would keep on happening till i moved
@@nu_kercat1 I feel like 'Yandere' is just kind of the japanese, manga-related term for 'obsessed stalker' like same thing, different words?? Slightly different contexts? idk not rlly sure but yeah lotta overlap
Lmao the guy I'm talking to deadass got a message from his former high school friend telling him to leave me because shes "prettier" than me. He ssed it, sent it to me, blocked her , and then we made fun of her on ft. I think imma marry this man 🤩
most women handle rejection extremely poorly, it's almost as if they never had to strike up the confidence (and risk looking like an idiot) in high school to ask someone out. guys have it so hard :/
AnnieBot_45-73 Well, I mean There are nice guys... **shudder** But I agree, a lot of these girls assume that they will automatically inherit the world, and when rejection ensues because of that attitude, the don’t know what to do
@Himalayan Duck they come off as any normal girl , maybe kinda quirky , then when they get upset you've pretty much opened hells gates. These fuckers are the most pathetic selfish close minded garbage animals that manipulate men into giving them all they want and leave them for a taller one. I know I sound like a nice guy , but this actually happens very frequently and some of these can legit ruin your life.
AnnieBot_45-73 to be fair some guys rlly cant handle it either for example like i’ve seen a couple of girls not give their snap to some guy and sometimes they reply with “ugly anyway" everyone is different it’s just people who can’t handle rejection maybe it jus depends wat females you’ve met with
*@ShadyBeAShooketh* How is that r/wooooosh? I was replying to what he was going to reply when someone asks him that. I was playing with the joke, so I can r/wooosh you back.
16:31 that’s a huge Understatement, a Yandere’s way of being obsessive, is to the point of insanity, they are the kind of person who’d stalk their love interest, and possibly harm any potential lovers of their love interest, or possibly their love interest if he/she shows an interest in anyone else than the yandere.
The hatred built up inside both people would give birth to a being only comparable to a singularity comprised only of narcissism. This being would also be considered the god of Nice People, or the devil incarnate to the average person. So, in a sense, it would mean we could all become slayers of the damned. Sign me up!
index who says they have to create “offspring” by normal means? We’re talking about a feeling being concentrated by two “parents” and that concentration giving “birth” to what is told in my aforementioned comment
Well they got one thing right I'm to lazy to start looking and I don't want to bother looking if I did then I'm not sure what would happen I'm lazy until you pull up a game then all hell breaks loose
@YANEZA Luis Venancio Well if you can control how you feel, lucky you. Not everyone is like that though. Feelings are natural and even though they can drive you to make a decision, the feeling itself is never something a person can control on their own. Letting people know your sexuality is a choice, but feeling the way you do is not. Think of it like this, imagine most everyone likes chocolate ice cream, but you prefer vanilla ice cream (the chocolate ice cream represents straight feelings and vanilla represents gay feelings). You have different feelings than the others and fear you may get bullied or made fun of for liking what you like, but if you let people know which ice cream you really like there may be someone who shares the same feelings. So it is your choice to let your feelings show to people, but it is not your choice to feel the way you do. (Sorry, I know ice cream is probably not the best way to show an example but it's all I've got)
I'm not like other girls. When I'm using a tissue, I sound like a mix between a mad elephant and a broken trumpet. LOL XD That just felt so cringey, did I do that right?
This whole subreddit just reminds me of something a friend and I experienced. He and I are both asexual, and since it was Pride Month, we were wearing our Ace Pride shirts (one had a dragon with the Ace Pride colours, the other said “I have an Ace up my sleeve. It’s me, I’m Ace and in these sleeves”). A random woman, kinda looked early 30’s, she just walked up and began talking to my friend. Now, my friend is built like a brick building; he’s ripped, 6’2 ish, styles his hair flawlessly, he’s a cool dude, and looks cool too. He’s been hit on before, and he just eyed me like “damn, I’m not up for this.” The woman was just all over him, asking if he had a girlfriend, asking if he was busy that day, and he was so annoyed, but he’s REALLY polite, so he didn’t really know how to blow her off. She just wouldn’t stop, and began asking about… well, if he was hung. And it was that point where I stepped in (cause I’m an angry sack of shit who doesn’t like it when people do this shit), and said “hey, he’s not interested. Leave him be.” She began getting shitty with me, calling me a little girl (I’m a boy), and saying “we’re having a private chat.” He got mad, and said “we’re in public, and I’m asexual. I’m not interested.” And pointed at his shirt, to emphasize his point. And this woman, this fucking woman, said “You just haven’t been with a good woman, give me five minutes and I’ll prove you wrong.” And then she tried to grab at his crotch?? He grabbed her wrist and pushed her away from him. She was furious, yelled “if you were just a [bundle of sticks], all you had to do was say so!” And just stormed out. No one in the Starbucks clapped, and he was fuming. A couple walked up and asked if he was ok, he said he was, and they got him a cookie. That couple was really sweet, I hope they’re ok. And my friend is in a romantic relationship now with a really cool person, but that doesn’t stop people from trying to hit on him, but now he has a partner who’s ready to slug folks who try to get fresh. 13:10 fuck you in particular, random stranger, stay in jail
I'm so sorry that happened to your friend. That woman was completely out of line and I'm glad she was told off. As a fellow asexual, it can get pretty irritating when people can't seem to respect you or take no for an answer. I hope both you and your buddy are doing great now, and I'm glad he managed to find a good relationship in the end. 🖤🩶🤍💜
no one: literally every single girl in r/NiceGirls: im not like other girls ✨ im loyal 🤩 im unique 😳 im quirky 🥰 you dont deserve me 😡 and im saying this humbly 😌
@@che-chos-beja3652 ikr? Like "not to be sexist but every male human existing has 200 girlfriends and only attracted to big boobs, and I'm better than every girl because I'm nice 😊 and will kill you for your life insurance 😜 and I mean that in the most humblest way 😊😘👏" like jesus christ calm down lmao
Then again, everyone in a tv show or movie or book or video game say they aren't in a tv show/movie/book/video game. So uh, have fun sleeping tonight i guess
I used to believe that crap "if a girl says leave me alone the guy is supposed to reply to her no matter what till she says it's ok I was mad" But I quickly realized after my first relashionship that this was the kind of bs we see at the TV that makes us go awwww when the guy tries to get the girl back this isn't irl In reality if you say to someone who loves you leave me alone without meaning it you just shit on them and they will 90% of the time answer well ok bye and the smart-ass you are will be thinking "see he doesn't care at all" when in reality you've just hurt someone COMMUNICATION is the secret
So what you’re saying is that the infinite knowledge and experience of Nice Girls has been derived from celebrity TV shows, soap operas and dating shows? God that’s a tunnel I need to cave in.
@@Daidek In my high school this girl told a guy off for asking her to flash him. She did a few days later. Everyone knows at least a dozen stories like this, it's why guys persist.
I don't know about that. I think it honestly varies person to person on how you should behave. I know people who genuinely should be left alone when they ask, and I know people who need others near them even when they ask to be left alone.
For the most part I'd say you're right, however there are some people who are just so insecure and/or broken from past experiences that they don't realize that they're pushing people away. I mean obviously they realize that they're telling someone to leave them alone, but they don't realize that they're only doing that as a test.
@Rhys Dittrich No, yanderes literally kill (both the person they are obsessed with, along with anyone who shows interest in the object of their affection/anyone who the object of their affection shows interest in) Tsunderes don't kill, unless they are also yanderes
"Jealousy and clinginess is fine until it gets to a certain point though." Thanks for saying this. I used to be with someone who would always get jealous with everything and would be really really clingy. I always saw saying like "they're just jealous because they care" and it would make me doubt my decision to break it off with them and wonder if I was just being too harsh. Even though it has been an entire year, I never really got a clear answer until now. Thank you.
Hey fellow human :P 100% agree being jello is fine til a certain point and I believe that relationships are built on trust. Assuming your partner is always cheating on you or something of the sort is extremely disheartening so you were defiantly in the right for that break up
Just cut off everybody who do these 'girl code' or 'girl dictionary' to manipulate boys from your life As for "They're just jealous because they care.", I do not understand that If they are jealous 'becuase they care', they probably leech attention off of you and want you to stay with them
I'm not really JEALOUS(like I am, but its not bad. I keep it to myself.) but I'm very clingy. So take it straight from the sourse. Yes it comes from a place of love. Yes to much is bad and a good reason to sit down and have a serious talk. A little is perfectly fine as long as you talk about it beforehand. Just like bdsm and suger, a little is fine, but there is always such a thing as too much.
Hey want to know something. I met a actual "nice girl". I went out with her for 1 day. That 1 day i got by her 5 time over the head. I broke up with her and then she still hit me after i broke up with her. I grabed her arm when she tried to slap me. Took her a week for her to go away.
As a woman myself, I scroll through this subreddit just for the satisfaction of the fact that I’m nothing like these... embarrassing specimens of the human race. Please do not think all woman are the same, it’s not the gender. It’s the person.
I remember a couple of years back my big sister said to me "no matter what you are in life, never be a nice girl" and it confused me at the time, I wondered what could possibly be wrong with being a nice girl.... Now I get it. I'm so sorry people have to put up with that insanity. On that note though, why don't these "nice girls" and "nice guys" get together, they seem perfect for each other. It would also be much safer for everyone else.
What, where the people who call themselves nice, quirky and sweet are actually demonic murderers who want your soul? Yep. Also, nicegirl brain tastes really fekkin bitter, don't try it, it doesn't have enough intelligence to be nutritional to an illithid such as myself. Saying for a friend.
1:41 some girls realy are the "once in a lifetime" type. Once you meet her, you start reevaluating your mating choices and start looking for different women than her
"All guys care about is looks!" Says the same people who won't shut up about height, "being manly" which translates to putting up with unacceptable crap, and will almost always judge off of looks. I mean, people judge things wether they realise it or not, but these "nice girls" are really bad about it.
Same for nice guys and incels. Them: „ALL FOIDS ONLY CARE ABOUT LOOKS AND NOT PERSONALITY!“ Also them: „Pfff, that landwhale is hardly a 5! Why would she date an 8?“
I once dated a guy who was with a nice girl before. He kept treating my serious direct signals as if I wanted the opposite. When his ex said: 'leave me alone' he'd pull her close. She conditioned him to be like that. But when I was with him, sometimes I actually needed space. So if he comes close when I say I want to be alone, I freak out... And that is one of the reasons I broke up with my ex.
Yo I wish I didn't fuckin know. I wish on the day markiplier played yandere simulator I just ignored it and kept playing my favourite war themed hat simulator Team fortress 2 with my mates because they are funni. Also weebs are mostly kids and teens who want to escape the horriblenes of life and I respect that as a gamer but I don't think over exaggerated certain body parts, unreasonably powerful characters that that want to be and all that shit. But yeah as a gamer we do the same thing but instead we use blood, gore guns and shit because yes.
I actually took 3 years and change of Japanese, and was hosted by my friend's Japanese family at 12, and experienced the magic. When appreciating Japan and the culture wasn't a retarded ass, horrifying national fucking embarrassment...and I have no fucking clue what a "yonduray" is, just know that none of you can even pronounce it correctly based on the spelling. "Pure" is not me. Virgin definitely comes to mind when I hear people using it to describe anything, you guys should listen to Japanese music that doesn't suck like Romantic Gorilla, Gauze, Fuck On The Beach, Coffins and Vomit Remnants, don't watch garbage just because it's anime, never watch anything foreign in a dubbed version, learn more about Japan than what it must be like to be a very mentally impaired child there, and watch some He Japanese films, with people, and genius. Like... Deadly Outlaw: Rekka, and Dead Or Alive. Grow up. If you really are just some little kid or youngster, don't trip about being a virgin, enjoy that. But if you're just childish, or either way, follow my instructions. Find some new shit to nerd out on, and dig deeper. Listen to those Japanese bands and watch the Japanese films. Nobody likes a generic niche nerd, you have to balance it out with cool. Good luck
@@thedragonmaster1436 So I saw your comment and the more I looked at it. The more I realize, most advices don't work at times because everyone is pretty different. So here's the best advice I could think of for both genders. No real rank. 1. Learn about red flags. Granted, when your in that butterfly's in your stomach phase, you might not be playing attention as much but its still good to know just in case. 2. Have a good health support group. If you guys have the same friends group (which is ok), try to find someone you can confinement in and to be your third eye. That's not going to be biased and be completely honest with you. That way when something hits the fan, you have someone who can look at the situation outside of it. This is very helpful. 3.. Trust your gut, if someone feels fishy or wrong. Find out why, it could be small but is good to know. 4. If your have problems like communication, DO NOT. I repeat Do Not just push it to the side. Fix that as soon as possible because if you don't address it, the worse it will in the long run. Ex: If you can't talk certain things because it's always end up with you guys fighting then that's a problem. (Physical or not.) 5. Look up on toxic behavior and body language. This can help identify red flags and just be able to understand someone more. 6. If you don't feel save with them or comfortable with them. That's a problem, trust is very important in any relationship. 7. It's okay to have boundaries in a relationship! If you don't wanna do something, tell them. Ever relationship is unique and may have different boundaries then yours. For example: Kiss and touching. Some people don't like being touched in public places or show a lot affection. That's ok. However if your partner tries to preers you into doing something like that, give them 2 warning shots. Be clear, no beat around the brush bullshit. Tell them in the most clearest way possible. If they don't get it, then its not worth it. 8. Abuse vs BDSM. There's a major differences and you need to know that information. Look it up, some abusive people try to cover it up with "I'm just being kinky." Don't have blind faith, do the research. BDSM number 1 rule is clear communication and consent. 9. You Can not fix someone. YOU CAN NOT FIX SOMEONE. media has betrayed so many bad relationship. With the right woman can fix and save you. Or The girl can be saved and fixed with the right man. No, that's how you get stick in abusive and toxic relationships. Its like If your partner breaks their arm and you wear the cast for it. It doesn't do anything. The one things that can fix that is themselves. If they have mental problems they need a therapist and a support group. It's ok to be supportive but you need to remember that you can not fix it. They have to put the effort and time to do it. If you have problems, your partner can not fix it. Having a relationship doesn't not mean they can fix you. They can support you but only you can fix yourself. Sorry if this is long and if anyone is confused or just have questions then I will try my best to answer them. Since relationship are pretty complicated and this is probably not enough to go into really good detail.
“If she stabs you, don’t go to the hospital. Pull her closer, because she’s insecure.”
*Rip*
if she stabs me im pulling her in closer to fuck her up
i want to stab people, and i'm a girl, does that make me a nice girl?
@@BlueMiaou I'm more slashy myself
@@misfitsBP18 Well you can't beat the shit out of her without getting closer
“Don’t text me”=BLOW HER PHONE UP”
“Leave me alone”=DONT leave her alone”
*Smells like harassment*
*Smells like 911 after harassment*
yes but turning phone into bomb is fun
no you in that case you should probably actually text her
10k subs with no videos challenge - boring
"Stop strangling me, I cant breathe" *_suffocate her_*
“If she shoots you in the head, hug her, she really needs it.”
Mirai Nikki in a nutshell
Sheesh ive never dated a girl but i hope i never come across one that points a gun in my head and says "lets......go......eat....."
@@jilljillysillybilly 😂
@@JesusChristWithPipeBomb
BAHUAHAUAHUAUAHAUHAUAHA
"If she assaults you, apologise for doing literally nothing and give her dozens of sweet compliments, she needs it."
Nice Girl: "Men only like women's body!"
Another Nice Girl: "How tall are you?"
Nice Guy: As tall as you want me to be +2 inches
Thx for exposing the worst ppl on the planet under criminals
Guy: "I'm 5'8"
Girl: "Ewww You're not enough tall sweetie (meanwhile she's 5'1)
ikr
@@sniperfoxy6819 and 320 pounds
““Leave me alone” = DONT leave her alone”
*sexual assault is a big no no kiddos*
wuh oh
Uh, oh, stinky
Oh my God one of my exes actually posted something like that on her story. I was kinda obsessed with her, but I'm glad she broke up with me. I dodged a bullet there ahaha
Yes papa
question... *HOW THE HELL DO YOU RESPOND TO “K” dafuq*
As a weeb, seeing someone admit to and actually talk like a yandere genuinely scared me more than any main villain
I wanna meet them and take a selfie
Yanderes are actually really scary so I am not surprised
That is a warranted fear
Facts bruh
Ah, a man of culture I see
"If she files a restraining order on you, ignore it, it's just a piece of paper."
Oof
"If she calls the police, grab the guns and shoot. You can't let anybody in your way."
Yea right
Why is this wat is this
I think I love you
SMELLS LIKE JAIL BOYS
Nice girls: "I'm qwerky"
Pro gamers: "I'm qwerty"
hi querty, im nuker
Hi People, Im stupid
@@user-yc8jr8qh9l hi stupid, I'm dumb
@@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf Nice
Germany: QWERTZ
"If she pushes you away, pull her closer" mmmmmm that's kinda rapey
NOT KINDA
Oof ouch
Not really
@@MGMAFiend WEH
9-1-1
*ring ring*
"I'd leave my boyfriend for you" really instills confidence that your own relationship would last
Also speaks volumes of how insecure, narcissistic, and manipulative they are that they feel the need to cheat on their partner
I'll never understand why people think it's a good idea to try to strike up a relationship when that person started dating you by cheating on their husband/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/etc..
They already proved that they're willing to fuck over the people who love them so they can get some extra cock or coochie on the side. What the hell makes you think you'll be different?
The _only_ scenario I can see that actually working out in is if their partner was abusive or something like that and they were trying to reach out for actual affection.
“She keyed my Lamborfeeties!! My frickin’ Chevrolegs!!” AHAHAHAHA
That was so well done! I was highly impressed by that word play. That was Eminem style word play.
Underrated comment 🤣👌🏾
That one got me lol
😆
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Guy: "You stabbed me!"
Nicegirl: "You know I play around."
It is at this moment, you either call the police or block her and call the police.
Or introduce her to your friends Smith and Wesson. That's justified at that point.
Block the police
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@@thelocalnecromancer1224 You Monster.
@@interhistoria5632 Thank you.
we need to appreciate this guys nice girl accent lol, its on point
Lol ikr
idk why but ur pfp looked like a penguin
@@cardmaster8716 Lol I never realized that 😂
damien is a god at voices
Its chefs kiss quality
Girl dictionary:
I miss you= I want to commit arson
Wanna hang out= I’m gonna frame you for arson
Lol= my father was arrested for arson when I was nine years old. No one ever suspected me. My father found out I hadn’t been doing my homework, so he had to be eliminated. Of course, sending him to prison was easier than I thought. Too easy even. Sometimes I fear what I am capable of, but I don’t regret it. In this essay I will
thank you for coming to my TEDx talk
r/suspiciouslyspecific
@@RoseLily0603 r/comedyheaven
You good?
Oh wtf
"I'm not a narcissist, I'm just prettier than everyone"
Do you know what a narcissist is?
Logic and reason is not something narcissists are good at, lol.
An insult, any other definition gets ignored because they don't want to hear anything over the sound of their own ego.
she must be stupid to
@@MyouKyuubi i used to live with a narcissist and yes. this is 100% accurate.
Narcissist a person that cares only about themselves
The Yandere one genuinely scared me because of how on-point it was and I'm not even a weeb.
that seemed more like an obsessed stalker but ok, and seemed a bit too much like that one character from anime
I am a weeb and It scared me a lot because I didn’t realize they were real
Same
I had an experience sort of like this she would stalk me and would interrupt conversations i had with any girl she would hide behind walls and take pictures of me and it would keep on happening till i moved
@@nu_kercat1 I feel like 'Yandere' is just kind of the japanese, manga-related term for 'obsessed stalker'
like
same thing, different words?? Slightly different contexts?
idk
not rlly sure
but yeah
lotta overlap
Nice girl: why do men only want looks instead of personality?
Also nice girl: I'm cuter than your gf, leave her for me.
Lmao the guy I'm talking to deadass got a message from his former high school friend telling him to leave me because shes "prettier" than me. He ssed it, sent it to me, blocked her , and then we made fun of her on ft. I think imma marry this man 🤩
TWO NICE GIRLS
@@ivannav9175 Nah leave him for me I'm prettier.
@@kwando472 lmao 💀
I got it to 666
"if she pushes you away, pull her closer"
*if she is dying and tells you to call 911, don't.*
If, within this scenario, one of her texts says, "DON'T TEXT ME", destroy her phone, and therefore the room around you, with a bomb.
If she says you mean the world to her
*take it over*
If she files a restraining order, ignore it. It's just paper
Wait, you were supposed to do that? Whenever I see I dying nice girl I just finish them off.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy ✨
"Dating a Latina be like" why do they always make us look crazy? Are all the Latina memes written by Lele Pons?
Because it's a funny stereotype.
Jenny Mesas probably
Or Kat Von D
Fr
@Herald of dissonance
"woman here are crazy" you can't say that, did you dated all the girls of latin america to say that we all are crazy?
We’re normal ppl lol we’re not another species...
"can cute boys stop being: gay" no, we're cute for other cute boys!
i agree
*LITERALLY PREACH IT PLEASE-*
Yes bro thank you someone gets it
Who tf said you were cute
@@Imersity damn bro who hurt your feelings
r/niceguys : wait that's illegal...
I was the 100th person to like this comment
@@jakethesnake8088 Congratulations, *Nobody cares*
Toxic Sama look at pistol whipeed’s profile pic, thats him now
those two people are made for each other
Sub
Guy: *kindly tells them they are not ready for relationships*
Girl: *proceeds to throw a fit, threaten to ruin their family and their life*
Bruh
most women handle rejection extremely poorly, it's almost as if they never had to strike up the confidence (and risk looking like an idiot) in high school to ask someone out. guys have it so hard :/
AnnieBot_45-73
Well, I mean
There are nice guys... **shudder**
But I agree, a lot of these girls assume that they will automatically inherit the world, and when rejection ensues because of that attitude, the don’t know what to do
Himalayan Duck
Exactly, which just makes them even more frightening XD
@Himalayan Duck they come off as any normal girl , maybe kinda quirky , then when they get upset you've pretty much opened hells gates. These fuckers are the most pathetic selfish close minded garbage animals that manipulate men into giving them all they want and leave them for a taller one. I know I sound like a nice guy , but this actually happens very frequently and some of these can legit ruin your life.
AnnieBot_45-73 to be fair some guys rlly cant handle it either for example like i’ve seen a couple of girls not give their snap to some guy and sometimes they reply with “ugly anyway" everyone is different it’s just people who can’t handle rejection maybe it jus depends wat females you’ve met with
they ask
"why are you single? you art beautiful, smart, and caring."
and I reply...
"I have commitment issues, as a child my dad left me and--"
Teddy Bear
Why are you reporting this comment?
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.
Sorry, I am underage and I am not interested in such stuck up women like yourself.
@@JesusJavier-MyAccount r/wooooosh
Why do am I still single I'm smart,kind,gentle and respectful
And I just realized that I'm 5,9
And btw this is a joke
*@ShadyBeAShooketh*
How is that r/wooooosh?
I was replying to what he was going to reply when someone asks him that.
I was playing with the joke, so I can r/wooosh you back.
16:31 that’s a huge Understatement, a Yandere’s way of being obsessive, is to the point of insanity, they are the kind of person who’d stalk their love interest, and possibly harm any potential lovers of their love interest, or possibly their love interest if he/she shows an interest in anyone else than the yandere.
Scary
I’m not like other girls.
Im a five feet cockroach.
Na,I only date 6 sorry XD
.dammit
xD
@@sugarheartxo7378 *Me with two legs*
"Damn..."
Fuck that shit I’m out
“I am an actual Yandere”
oh no
*OH NO*
Sweet god, i thought we had gotten rid of those cursed beings. Prepare, soldiers. Prepare for the upcoming war.
And yet people still like Toga from My Hero Academia
Who moved my sawed-off?! Where are my ‘nades?! I NEED MY CUP-A-SOUP!!!
YOU CAN HAVE HIM/HER JUST LEAVE ME THE DUCK ALONE
Oh jesus
why don't niceguys and nicegirls just
* clap hands *
would there be like r/nicekids if they reproduce?
@@bonbon5717 damn im sorry you're right
Kimberly Santos they won’t reproduce they are just full of hate
The hatred built up inside both people would give birth to a being only comparable to a singularity comprised only of narcissism.
This being would also be considered the god of Nice People, or the devil incarnate to the average person.
So, in a sense, it would mean we could all become slayers of the damned. Sign me up!
index who says they have to create “offspring” by normal means? We’re talking about a feeling being concentrated by two “parents” and that concentration giving “birth” to what is told in my aforementioned comment
and that is how r/entitledparents are made
"Siri, what's a yandere?"
Siri: WTF?
"Urban Dictionary, what's a yandare?"
"OH YIKES!"
Oh yikes indeed.
This was my first time hearing about a yandere, and when Damien read it, I shuddered in fear
"The guy your thinking about is currently texting 4 different girls"
I didnt know Voldermort had a phone
I did not know my dog had a phone
I didn’t know i had a phone
I didn't know you had a phone
@@carbonatedcarbs why wouldn't I?
@@moonhxney5244 I don't know lol
I legit didn’t know the “nice girl” epidemic was this bad. I’m sorry guys
Almost glad I'm gay.... Then I remember nice guys exist too.
We’re all trapped. No escape no escape no escape no escape.
gg m’lady . fedora tip
Jedijazz4 nice people are toxic
Well they got one thing right I'm to lazy to start looking and I don't want to bother looking if I did then I'm not sure what would happen I'm lazy until you pull up a game then all hell breaks loose
“I’m so qwerky!”
[Deep, Masculine, demonic laughter]
Bruh💀
Im so confused but i love it
I see this as a absolute win
My laugh is so hilarious
I love my laugh because of how stupid it is lol
Y’all would laugh too if you knew me irl
"Demonic Laughter"
*666 likes*
“If cute boys stop being- gay”
This girl definitely thinks sexuality is a choice, maybe
I hate when those girls say that. Like stfu!
@YANEZA Luis Venancio no it isn’t?? You can’t control how you feel can you?
@YANEZA Luis Venancio lol ok then. good for you, im still gay
@YANEZA Luis Venancio Well if you can control how you feel, lucky you. Not everyone is like that though. Feelings are natural and even though they can drive you to make a decision, the feeling itself is never something a person can control on their own. Letting people know your sexuality is a choice, but feeling the way you do is not.
Think of it like this, imagine most everyone likes chocolate ice cream, but you prefer vanilla ice cream (the chocolate ice cream represents straight feelings and vanilla represents gay feelings). You have different feelings than the others and fear you may get bullied or made fun of for liking what you like, but if you let people know which ice cream you really like there may be someone who shares the same feelings. So it is your choice to let your feelings show to people, but it is not your choice to feel the way you do.
(Sorry, I know ice cream is probably not the best way to show an example but it's all I've got)
@@sarahtheidiot8961 that's an amazing explanation!
They are like keyboards, they say they're QWERTY but they all do the same thing.
Underrated Comment
Dammit Mista that's fucking underrated
@@Kyle-zn2yc I too, am extremely humble
@@kats.8215 oh my giorno
This is one of the best comments ive seen recently
These exchanges are kinda scary, almost like we're looking at the conversations of future serial killers
I know
Ya it scares me I'm the same gender lol.
Can you report a reddit post to the police?
Being gay doesnt sound bad now
@@zeke8985 I keep on meeting you
I'm not like other girls. I sneeze with the force of a jet engine and scare the crap out of my dad.
Random Stuff with DJ THE WAY I WHEEZED-
I'm not like other girls. When I'm using a tissue, I sound like a mix between a mad elephant and a broken trumpet. LOL XD
That just felt so cringey, did I do that right?
@@Gabi-vt4ex i hate that comment but it was funny
@@justinroux1687 Thanks, I appreciate it.😅😂
@@Gabi-vt4ex np
“You’re not allowed to go to any carnivals without me”
Dude... who hurt you?
who pissed in their cereal?
No one:
Nice girls: *Splish Splash, your opinion, is trash.*
•Abby is NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS•
@Xeta huh?
XD
I think "agressive" and "violent" is too sweet for what Yandere means
What about *MURDERER*
-Murderer
-Torturer
-Blackmailer
-Rapist?
-Traitor
Probably missed a few.
@@helloyesiammillie yea. Ya missed one.
- a crazy bitch
@@helloyesiammillie kidnapper
Psychopath in general
Life-ruiner
Literally jesus at keeping weapons
Knows EVERYONE
Literally jesus at makeshift weapons
EmKay: what’s a yandere
The Weebs: oh god.
Jasmine Mhoon big facts right here
yandere simulator players also had this reaction
@@Alex-qp7mj please don't get even close to that game anymore
@@coffinze you misspelled donut
And disgustingly, some weebs love yendere
Stupid, but true
This whole subreddit just reminds me of something a friend and I experienced.
He and I are both asexual, and since it was Pride Month, we were wearing our Ace Pride shirts (one had a dragon with the Ace Pride colours, the other said “I have an Ace up my sleeve. It’s me, I’m Ace and in these sleeves”). A random woman, kinda looked early 30’s, she just walked up and began talking to my friend. Now, my friend is built like a brick building; he’s ripped, 6’2 ish, styles his hair flawlessly, he’s a cool dude, and looks cool too. He’s been hit on before, and he just eyed me like “damn, I’m not up for this.” The woman was just all over him, asking if he had a girlfriend, asking if he was busy that day, and he was so annoyed, but he’s REALLY polite, so he didn’t really know how to blow her off. She just wouldn’t stop, and began asking about… well, if he was hung. And it was that point where I stepped in (cause I’m an angry sack of shit who doesn’t like it when people do this shit), and said “hey, he’s not interested. Leave him be.” She began getting shitty with me, calling me a little girl (I’m a boy), and saying “we’re having a private chat.” He got mad, and said “we’re in public, and I’m asexual. I’m not interested.” And pointed at his shirt, to emphasize his point. And this woman, this fucking woman, said “You just haven’t been with a good woman, give me five minutes and I’ll prove you wrong.” And then she tried to grab at his crotch?? He grabbed her wrist and pushed her away from him. She was furious, yelled “if you were just a [bundle of sticks], all you had to do was say so!” And just stormed out. No one in the Starbucks clapped, and he was fuming. A couple walked up and asked if he was ok, he said he was, and they got him a cookie. That couple was really sweet, I hope they’re ok. And my friend is in a romantic relationship now with a really cool person, but that doesn’t stop people from trying to hit on him, but now he has a partner who’s ready to slug folks who try to get fresh.
13:10 fuck you in particular, random stranger, stay in jail
I'm so sorry that happened to your friend. That woman was completely out of line and I'm glad she was told off. As a fellow asexual, it can get pretty irritating when people can't seem to respect you or take no for an answer. I hope both you and your buddy are doing great now, and I'm glad he managed to find a good relationship in the end. 🖤🩶🤍💜
confidence: i’m beautiful and don’t need anyone else to tell me so
narcissism: i’m prettier than everybody
large difference nice girls
As someone who struggles with this in general, thank you for making the disticntion
I feel that any confidence is narcissism
jericho Ng theres a fine line between confidence and arrogance
Oh ok
Thank
"I just feel so unhappy reading these posts" ~ Damien
Everyone felt that
Nice girl : "you will never find another girl like me"
Person with braincells : *exactly*
*thats the point*
@@kaiamthe1667 *you passed the test*
"because a disease will get me off this planet, away from the nicegirls"
-Damien 2019
no one: literally every single girl in r/NiceGirls: im not like other girls ✨ im loyal 🤩 im unique 😳 im quirky 🥰 you dont deserve me 😡 and im saying this humbly 😌
The "Humble" shit is like:
I'm not racist but...
@@che-chos-beja3652 ikr? Like "not to be sexist but every male human existing has 200 girlfriends and only attracted to big boobs, and I'm better than every girl because I'm nice 😊 and will kill you for your life insurance 😜 and I mean that in the most humblest way 😊😘👏" like jesus christ calm down lmao
Yo I got that right
*slaps nice girl* thats a lie
@@alucozadebottle4423 might as well include a danganronpa quote....
NO THAT'S WRONG!
"I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!" Cried 100 identical women.
You mean 1.000.000.000.000
@@bunnyf4792 fair enough 😂
Robin :3
Except multiplied by 17 so...
Robin :3 you did trillion that’s more than x100 girls that actually exist
@@jamesclarencerayel5799 goes to show even future gens of girls r the same
Attention all Nice Girls: You do not live in some k-drama or anime. Chill.
Then again, everyone in a tv show or movie or book or video game say they aren't in a tv show/movie/book/video game. So uh, have fun sleeping tonight i guess
Andy gray I-
@@k1tz3n50 betcha weren't expecting that plot twist
Andy gray sure wasn’t-
I haven't seen anime anime that has these kinda girls.
Atleast not ones where they don't get the shit punched out of their faces.
I actually met a girl that made me feel wanted, but I found out that she flirts because she is bored, she even said I love you and all that stuff
Hope you're doing better now pal
Sorry dude, hope your doing better than that bird in your profile pic
Christ fuck that person hope you doing good, maybe met someone who genuinely cares for you at that
Same haha. How can people do that?
I used to believe that crap "if a girl says leave me alone the guy is supposed to reply to her no matter what till she says it's ok I was mad"
But I quickly realized after my first relashionship that this was the kind of bs we see at the TV that makes us go awwww when the guy tries to get the girl back this isn't irl
In reality if you say to someone who loves you leave me alone without meaning it you just shit on them and they will 90% of the time answer well ok bye and the smart-ass you are will be thinking "see he doesn't care at all" when in reality you've just hurt someone
COMMUNICATION is the secret
So what you’re saying is that the infinite knowledge and experience of Nice Girls has been derived from celebrity TV shows, soap operas and dating shows?
God that’s a tunnel I need to cave in.
I don’t get why you wouldn’t just leave her be.
She’s literally asking you to do it
@@Daidek In my high school this girl told a guy off for asking her to flash him. She did a few days later. Everyone knows at least a dozen stories like this, it's why guys persist.
I don't know about that. I think it honestly varies person to person on how you should behave. I know people who genuinely should be left alone when they ask, and I know people who need others near them even when they ask to be left alone.
For the most part I'd say you're right, however there are some people who are just so insecure and/or broken from past experiences that they don't realize that they're pushing people away. I mean obviously they realize that they're telling someone to leave them alone, but they don't realize that they're only doing that as a test.
Damien: What is a yandere?
Me: * remembers all the time in yandere simulator * Oh buddy boy you’re in for a treat
an aggressive simp
Oh shit is it out I forgot that even existed I only played the beta
@Rhys Dittrich No, yanderes literally kill (both the person they are obsessed with, along with anyone who shows interest in the object of their affection/anyone who the object of their affection shows interest in)
Tsunderes don't kill, unless they are also yanderes
Nah and at this point it will basically never, the developer isn’t the sharpest tool.
@@Shaemmeh sh.
Nice girls be like: guys needs to ask for consent and it needs to be respected
Other guys: girls need to do that too
Nice girls: wait that's illegal
Lmao yes
Nice girl: *Stabs guy because she thought he was cheating*
Guy: *Tazes her in self defense*
Nice girl: Wait, that's illegal!
Women: Men don’t like nice women!
Me having a kind, loving and beautiful girlfriend:
Welcome to the 🧢 store!
@@jayeshbisht8999 This is in fact, something that would be identified as a bruh moment
Hat storeL
@@jayeshbisht8999 That's cap.
Nice one my dude!
"Jealousy and clinginess is fine until it gets to a certain point though."
Thanks for saying this. I used to be with someone who would always get jealous with everything and would be really really clingy. I always saw saying like "they're just jealous because they care" and it would make me doubt my decision to break it off with them and wonder if I was just being too harsh. Even though it has been an entire year, I never really got a clear answer until now. Thank you.
Hey fellow human :P 100% agree being jello is fine til a certain point and I believe that relationships are built on trust. Assuming your partner is always cheating on you or something of the sort is extremely disheartening so you were defiantly in the right for that break up
I have yet to find something the phrase "moderation in all things, including moderation" doesn't apply to.
Just cut off everybody who do these 'girl code' or 'girl dictionary' to manipulate boys from your life
As for "They're just jealous because they care.", I do not understand that
If they are jealous 'becuase they care', they probably leech attention off of you and want you to stay with them
I'm not really JEALOUS(like I am, but its not bad. I keep it to myself.) but I'm very clingy. So take it straight from the sourse. Yes it comes from a place of love. Yes to much is bad and a good reason to sit down and have a serious talk. A little is perfectly fine as long as you talk about it beforehand. Just like bdsm and suger, a little is fine, but there is always such a thing as too much.
Same here dude. Exact same feeling. It's the worse place to be in. You think it's not enough to break up but it ruins your life day in and day out.
The 1 who disliked was just too quirky to be like all the oThEr gIrlS
Want free Minecraft mods
Well then, explain the 8 dislikes?
No it was Bryce
@@meatedbread3672 sure
@@spooky3409 oh no I made the comment too early ;-;
*before knowing the word: Yandere*
Damien: What is that word??
*after knowing the word: Yandere*
Damien: Y I K E S ! !
Hello :)
@@Creepypastaarcade *everyday we stray further from god*
if someone calls you ugly just block them no need to give them a “savage” comeback you found off the internet
Reddit user: I'm an actual yandere
Me: *screams for 10 years*
Nice girls defeat the meaning of being nice.
They're giving me a stroke and that's not nice.
butth arrnnev noce girhf suppsh t be negb
Hey want to know something. I met a actual "nice girl". I went out with her for 1 day. That 1 day i got by her 5 time over the head. I broke up with her and then she still hit me after i broke up with her. I grabed her arm when she tried to slap me. Took her a week for her to go away.
rewester17 r/thathappened
JT ghahebehjabshwowagvshsshw
R/ihdaastronke
Best girl is Damien wit her classy laugh and impressions
*Best Girl*
@@OVAH9001 yes.
HELP IM NOT GAY AND I KEEP GETTING DMS FROM GAY DUDES
@@itzdivinity5988 what?
@@itzdivinity5988 is this a random comment or a joke
"They're just fun" - Damien is my spirit animal
3:27 Well to be fair, "cool" meaning "I don't care" is pretty common among *_both_* genders.
Both? As in 2? I'll have you know my sisters and I identify individually as different dinosaurs of the triassic.
2 genders? sir I identify as an attack helicopter.
cool
@Deserve Not Desire According to the gender update i am identify as half attack chopper and half sarcasm
I identify as a four slotted toaster acktualllly
"can cute boys stop being: gay"
*oh no*
luxuccino Actually, please stay gay. I need all the chances I can get
@@catholicjohn3862 fax I need my shot
My ex friend manipulated a guys sexuality and says she is "QuIrkY" mate you ain't quirky you are just manipulative and toxic af
Yeah I'm gay
@@catholicjohn3862 *_Catholic_* John
???
“What is a yandere?”
*reads ud definition*
“OH YIKES”
Yup.
They think it's adorable when it's horrible,literal psychopaths :)
As a woman myself, I scroll through this subreddit just for the satisfaction of the fact that I’m nothing like these... embarrassing specimens of the human race. Please do not think all woman are the same, it’s not the gender. It’s the person.
I’m not like other boys, I only have one functioning kidney
...
Why am I losing it over this
im not like other boys, probably because im not a boy
Ur so qwerky lol
I find you deeply attractive but not for your looks, for what's on the inside.
"How to lose a man, just be a good women. They hate that"
Nice girl's definition of a good women : *Desperately tries to play with guy's emotions*
"I'll be nice and sweet if you buy me things"
Who are you, every EA executive?
IDOSPPRORJSOWODKRJJDPSORHRHTHKSOSJD YESSSSSSSSS
Dead body reported
@@spacesprts Red: who killed her????
Goldenboy 1919: i did
dude you fucking killed her
Comment: [LOCKED]
Pay £5.99 to unlock message.
I remember a couple of years back my big sister said to me "no matter what you are in life, never be a nice girl" and it confused me at the time, I wondered what could possibly be wrong with being a nice girl....
Now I get it.
I'm so sorry people have to put up with that insanity.
On that note though, why don't these "nice girls" and "nice guys" get together, they seem perfect for each other.
It would also be much safer for everyone else.
I can just imagine the chaos from a nice girl encountering an asexual person. It would be beautiful.
You summoned?
I heard asexual, i was summoned
@@bsyo2665 why not both
BSYO asexual does exist, search it up
BSYO I’m not, don’t go jumping to conclusions just because you don’t believe in something
I'll know I'm dangerously drunk when this sub Reddit starts making sense
well well well after each drink you should look just to make sure! it will be helpful AND painful!
Ooohhh. That’ll be a good time. Welp, if you do try it, hope ya have a corker with it!
If it starts to, get some water and call an uber. We want what's best for you.
Yeah, if that happenes go to the hospital. And cheeck if everything is okay.
I'm not like other girls,
I *_did not have sexual relations with that woman_*
LMAO
Bill Clinton kinda quirky doe
Oh hai mark
Subscribe to flamingo
Lol
"What's a yandere?"
Ma man Damien you're about to get surprised
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Nice Girls: “we live in a society”😟
What, where the people who call themselves nice, quirky and sweet are actually demonic murderers who want your soul? Yep. Also, nicegirl brain tastes really fekkin bitter, don't try it, it doesn't have enough intelligence to be nutritional to an illithid such as myself. Saying for a friend.
Foxglove Nixot no, you seem to speak from experience on how a human brain tastes like mister
@@samiam9202 yeah, yoi do sound like youre speaking from experience...what are you hiding?
@@undercoversmonk5712 the only thing I am hiding is my identity.
@@davidv3612 Illithids cannot survive without consuming intelligence.
“DON’T TEXT ME: BLOW HER PHONE UP”
Her: Hey, please don’t text me, I’m at my Grandmother’s funeral
Him: -spamming ensues
now that's just fucked up
@@kwooi3610 just following instructions man
Lmao yes
When your girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend
*You got a friend in me*
*DoDo Do Do*
*YOU GOT A FRIIIIEEND IN MEEE*
*proceeds to gloat to you about how you're cold, uncomfortable, and miles away from your residence*
*starts clapping along to to the song*
*YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME-*
That last one literally had me backing away from my computer.
Hmmm yea
"'DON'T TEXT ME' = BLOW HER PHONE UP"
*orders a nuclear strike on "her" phone*
TACTICAL NOOK INCOMING
R/youngkidsyoutube
@@louisefallon545 r/foundthemobileuser
Cyber nuke!
Your comment made me physically laugh.Thank you for that!!
*"I am an actual yandere"*
HOL'UP
Yanderes are overrated and are unsafe for long term exposure
Ikr, do they even know what yandere means 😃
@@msilva2423 well I mean from the essay they wrote for that post it looked like they do know what a yandere is
@@superfan364 👁👄👁 oh god...
@@msilva2423 lmao non related but I love that username lmfao
At the end...
Damien: "What is a yandere?"
Literally every weeb ever: "EXCUSE ME?!???!"
Honestly I think tsunderes are dumb because well.
1.They be so rude that irl you would just leave her
2.SHES A THOOOOOOT
Im not a weeb but yes
Not a weeb, but I play yandere simulator
Oh no the weeb army is rising and damien's rats shall fight back
I'm not a weeb but know yandere sim but yes
2:57 - THE ACCENT I DIED
When he actually pronounced "yandere" correct first try
Weebs:😱
😱
I see this as an achievement for normies. Animes slowly taking over
😱
*clapping*
Me-😡
As much as I love anime, calling yourself a yandere is just.......I can’t de-......it’s too much man..
I was cringing while reading that story. That story was probably made up too.
yes exactly
@@killjoy1996 imagine if it wasn't
rip her ex and husband
Yeah like I can be jelaous asf, but I wouldn't kill anyone because I dont want to.
This
Damien: **Laughs**
Everyone: [Happiness Noise]
[everyone liked this]
[why is everyone talking in brackets]
[its a long story]
Sketchy ! [I know right]
@@justoh312 It's a fallout thing
I hope that was a legitimate question
1:41 some girls realy are the "once in a lifetime" type.
Once you meet her, you start reevaluating your mating choices and start looking for different women than her
Luv that moment "What is a yandere" anybody in the anime community knows what it is
@@sleepydarcy9095 Yah
@@sleepydarcy9095 ikr
Pandarlovegacha PLG Honestly I was waiting for him to find the definition
Pandarlovegacha PLG
i can name 10 people besides myself who arent in the community and know most of the deres.
I loved his reaction after reading the definition "yikes!"
nicegirls: why cant men just love me for my personality!?
also nicegirls: 4:19
Me back in college except I didn't have a gf
r/nicegirls: "I have a perfect personality..."
"If you buy me things!"
Nice.
Man I'd pay to watch a relationship between a nice girl and a nice guy unfold. That would be a hilarious shipwreck of a situation
I'd watch this show.
"All guys care about is looks!"
Says the same people who won't shut up about height, "being manly" which translates to putting up with unacceptable crap, and will almost always judge off of looks.
I mean, people judge things wether they realise it or not, but these "nice girls" are really bad about it.
All girls think about looks aswell
@@vaporlogic5279 not all, just some.
@@noodlesgamebox5903 yeah right
Same for nice guys and incels.
Them: „ALL FOIDS ONLY CARE ABOUT LOOKS AND NOT PERSONALITY!“
Also them: „Pfff, that landwhale is hardly a 5! Why would she date an 8?“
@@SaKura-il8op Wat
*_"I'm really nice, I just get mad sometimes!"_* = Red flag.
I once dated a guy who was with a nice girl before. He kept treating my serious direct signals as if I wanted the opposite.
When his ex said: 'leave me alone' he'd pull her close. She conditioned him to be like that. But when I was with him, sometimes I actually needed space. So if he comes close when I say I want to be alone, I freak out...
And that is one of the reasons I broke up with my ex.
oof
Wow. That woman ruined him.
Social cues that come with individuals is key, no one reacts the same which is a good lesson to take from these kinds of stories
That is actually sad, he probably have PTSD or some kind of mental issue after that relationship
@@maitebenegas4704 Probably not PTSD, let's not dish out serious diagnoses like that. But, yeah, probably issues
not to generalize but if she says "stay classy" ever , it's a red flag
I’m not like other girls, I wear grandma diapers.
Deep
I’m not like other girls, I’m a guy
Austin Draws LMAO THAT CRACKED ME UP
*H O L U P*
I'm not like other girls I'm
*cheezburgar*
Girl: *I’m not like other girls!*
*ironically saying that makes her exactly like other girls*
yep
At this point, it's like their way of saying "Hello".
😂😂 that and isn’t it just a bad thing for them to not be like “other” girls
"I wish i could date me!"
So you're a narcissist?
Aight.
Nice girl: No only boys can be narcissistic, I am just pure and better than them
@@_Quxyz seems accurate to what they'd say.
Same
@@_Quxyz I know, right? It's the same double standard as people who say "Women can't be sexist" or "Only white people can be racist."
@GeneralKenobi Sentences
At the yandere section
"Yeah, number one, why?"
Killed me 😭😂😭😂
Damien: what's a yandere?
Us: oh Damien, Damien Damien Damien Damien...
He is not a man of culture as well.
Yo I wish I didn't fuckin know. I wish on the day markiplier played yandere simulator I just ignored it and kept playing my favourite war themed hat simulator Team fortress 2 with my mates because they are funni. Also weebs are mostly kids and teens who want to escape the horriblenes of life and I respect that as a gamer but I don't think over exaggerated certain body parts, unreasonably powerful characters that that want to be and all that shit. But yeah as a gamer we do the same thing but instead we use blood, gore guns and shit because yes.
I like to go on long rants about nothing ignore what I just said.
Damien is so pure that he doesn't know what a yandere is (°,_,°)
Edit: thanks for over 500 likes my dudes :)
Nice acting there imo.... : d
@@cookcozy i feel offended
I actually took 3 years and change of Japanese, and was hosted by my friend's Japanese family at 12, and experienced the magic. When appreciating Japan and the culture wasn't a retarded ass, horrifying national fucking embarrassment...and I have no fucking clue what a "yonduray" is, just know that none of you can even pronounce it correctly based on the spelling. "Pure" is not me. Virgin definitely comes to mind when I hear people using it to describe anything, you guys should listen to Japanese music that doesn't suck like Romantic Gorilla, Gauze, Fuck On The Beach, Coffins and Vomit Remnants, don't watch garbage just because it's anime, never watch anything foreign in a dubbed version, learn more about Japan than what it must be like to be a very mentally impaired child there, and watch some He Japanese films, with people, and genius. Like... Deadly Outlaw: Rekka, and Dead Or Alive.
Grow up.
If you really are just some little kid or youngster, don't trip about being a virgin, enjoy that.
But if you're just childish, or either way, follow my instructions. Find some new shit to nerd out on, and dig deeper. Listen to those Japanese bands and watch the Japanese films. Nobody likes a generic niche nerd, you have to balance it out with cool. Good luck
ZAY HERTZ-DEEPREST
Hey, thanks for the copypasta.
@@user-yp7ke4et7o take it with pride
as a girl if i say "leave me alone" or something like that and you blow my phone up get ready to throw hands
Ok. Any other advice? Im a dumbass male hoping to be better in the future and i cant handle going in blind
As u see, u cant win as a man.
@@T0N3SH1FT3R I think perverted men think they are ok. Guys like me wants to AT LEAST know what to and not to say or do around women
@@thedragonmaster1436
So I saw your comment and the more I looked at it. The more I realize, most advices don't work at times because everyone is pretty different. So here's the best advice I could think of for both genders. No real rank.
1. Learn about red flags. Granted, when your in that butterfly's in your stomach phase, you might not be playing attention as much but its still good to know just in case.
2. Have a good health support group. If you guys have the same friends group (which is ok), try to find someone you can confinement in and to be your third eye. That's not going to be biased and be completely honest with you. That way when something hits the fan, you have someone who can look at the situation outside of it. This is very helpful.
3.. Trust your gut, if someone feels fishy or wrong. Find out why, it could be small but is good to know.
4. If your have problems like communication, DO NOT. I repeat Do Not just push it to the side. Fix that as soon as possible because if you don't address it, the worse it will in the long run. Ex: If you can't talk certain things because it's always end up with you guys fighting then that's a problem. (Physical or not.)
5. Look up on toxic behavior and body language. This can help identify red flags and just be able to understand someone more.
6. If you don't feel save with them or comfortable with them. That's a problem, trust is very important in any relationship.
7. It's okay to have boundaries in a relationship! If you don't wanna do something, tell them. Ever relationship is unique and may have different boundaries then yours. For example: Kiss and touching. Some people don't like being touched in public places or show a lot affection. That's ok. However if your partner tries to preers you into doing something like that, give them 2 warning shots. Be clear, no beat around the brush bullshit. Tell them in the most clearest way possible. If they don't get it, then its not worth it.
8. Abuse vs BDSM. There's a major differences and you need to know that information. Look it up, some abusive people try to cover it up with "I'm just being kinky." Don't have blind faith, do the research. BDSM number 1 rule is clear communication and consent.
9. You Can not fix someone. YOU CAN NOT FIX SOMEONE. media has betrayed so many bad relationship. With the right woman can fix and save you. Or The girl can be saved and fixed with the right man. No, that's how you get stick in abusive and toxic relationships. Its like If your partner breaks their arm and you wear the cast for it. It doesn't do anything. The one things that can fix that is themselves. If they have mental problems they need a therapist and a support group. It's ok to be supportive but you need to remember that you can not fix it. They have to put the effort and time to do it. If you have problems, your partner can not fix it. Having a relationship doesn't not mean they can fix you. They can support you but only you can fix yourself.
Sorry if this is long and if anyone is confused or just have questions then I will try my best to answer them. Since relationship are pretty complicated and this is probably not enough to go into really good detail.
@@scp--297 wish I had this a long time ago. Oh, and you also had a little mistake with your second point
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