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  • @echowhosthis
    @echowhosthis 4 роки тому +4518

    ““Leave me alone” = DONT leave her alone”
    *sexual assault is a big no no kiddos*

    • @SenkaBandit
      @SenkaBandit 4 роки тому +40

      wuh oh

    • @ok-iw3db
      @ok-iw3db 4 роки тому +88

      Uh, oh, stinky

    • @eastia7518
      @eastia7518 4 роки тому +89

      Oh my God one of my exes actually posted something like that on her story. I was kinda obsessed with her, but I'm glad she broke up with me. I dodged a bullet there ahaha

    • @mr.youtube4723
      @mr.youtube4723 4 роки тому

      Yes papa

    • @bq880
      @bq880 4 роки тому +8

      question... *HOW THE HELL DO YOU RESPOND TO “K” dafuq*

  • @izzynator146
    @izzynator146 4 роки тому +5005

    “Don’t text me”=BLOW HER PHONE UP”
    “Leave me alone”=DONT leave her alone”
    *Smells like harassment*

  • @catalinalira6003
    @catalinalira6003 3 роки тому +1774

    Nice Girl: "Men only like women's body!"
    Another Nice Girl: "How tall are you?"

    • @zombieguy4444
      @zombieguy4444 3 роки тому +41

      Nice Guy: As tall as you want me to be +2 inches

    • @phillyp6969
      @phillyp6969 3 роки тому +9

      Thx for exposing the worst ppl on the planet under criminals

    • @sniperfoxy6819
      @sniperfoxy6819 2 роки тому +19

      Guy: "I'm 5'8"
      Girl: "Ewww You're not enough tall sweetie (meanwhile she's 5'1)

    • @eliyaskiya
      @eliyaskiya 2 роки тому +1

      ikr

    • @knightoftheislandcounter3330
      @knightoftheislandcounter3330 2 роки тому +7

      @@sniperfoxy6819 and 320 pounds

  • @igmoreno3579
    @igmoreno3579 3 роки тому +1937

    "can cute boys stop being: gay" no, we're cute for other cute boys!

  • @christalcavanaugh
    @christalcavanaugh 4 роки тому +10813

    “If she stabs you, don’t go to the hospital. Pull her closer, because she’s insecure.”

    • @user-xd3mo6he7m
      @user-xd3mo6he7m 4 роки тому +213

      *Rip*

    • @misfitsBP18
      @misfitsBP18 4 роки тому +415

      if she stabs me im pulling her in closer to fuck her up

    • @BlueMiaou
      @BlueMiaou 4 роки тому +151

      i want to stab people, and i'm a girl, does that make me a nice girl?

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 4 роки тому +76

      @@BlueMiaou I'm more slashy myself

    • @unlucky_2nd897
      @unlucky_2nd897 4 роки тому +140

      @@misfitsBP18 Well you can't beat the shit out of her without getting closer

  • @sweetweebygoodness8693
    @sweetweebygoodness8693 4 роки тому +4277

    As a weeb, seeing someone admit to and actually talk like a yandere genuinely scared me more than any main villain

  • @rpshd7275
    @rpshd7275 3 роки тому +730

    Nice girls: "I'm qwerky"
    Pro gamers: "I'm qwerty"

  • @interhistoria5632
    @interhistoria5632 3 роки тому +245

    Guy: "You stabbed me!"
    Nicegirl: "You know I play around."
    It is at this moment, you either call the police or block her and call the police.

  • @linck9810
    @linck9810 4 роки тому +2515

    “If she shoots you in the head, hug her, she really needs it.”

    • @jilljillysillybilly
      @jilljillysillybilly 3 роки тому +33

      Mirai Nikki in a nutshell

    • @JesusChristWithPipeBomb
      @JesusChristWithPipeBomb 3 роки тому +42

      Sheesh ive never dated a girl but i hope i never come across one that points a gun in my head and says "lets......go......eat....."

    • @cloudyxindomie5064
      @cloudyxindomie5064 3 роки тому +3

      @@jilljillysillybilly 😂

    • @rudylopez2979
      @rudylopez2979 3 роки тому +7

      @@JesusChristWithPipeBomb
      BAHUAHAUAHUAUAHAUHAUAHA

    • @kwooi3610
      @kwooi3610 3 роки тому +15

      "If she assaults you, apologise for doing literally nothing and give her dozens of sweet compliments, she needs it."

  • @pinkponk7733
    @pinkponk7733 5 років тому +7034

    "If she pushes you away, pull her closer" mmmmmm that's kinda rapey

  • @ultimatefandom3127
    @ultimatefandom3127 3 роки тому +247

    The Yandere one genuinely scared me because of how on-point it was and I'm not even a weeb.

    • @nu_kercat1
      @nu_kercat1 3 роки тому +9

      that seemed more like an obsessed stalker but ok, and seemed a bit too much like that one character from anime

    • @alexele9121
      @alexele9121 3 роки тому +4

      I am a weeb and It scared me a lot because I didn’t realize they were real

    • @anthonyraymond8955
      @anthonyraymond8955 2 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @jamesperry4521
      @jamesperry4521 2 роки тому +4

      I had an experience sort of like this she would stalk me and would interrupt conversations i had with any girl she would hide behind walls and take pictures of me and it would keep on happening till i moved

    • @beanbrain6162
      @beanbrain6162 2 роки тому +2

      @@nu_kercat1 I feel like 'Yandere' is just kind of the japanese, manga-related term for 'obsessed stalker'
      like
      same thing, different words?? Slightly different contexts?
      idk
      not rlly sure
      but yeah
      lotta overlap

  • @licorice_except_im_a_simp8691
    @licorice_except_im_a_simp8691 3 роки тому +380

    “If cute boys stop being- gay”
    This girl definitely thinks sexuality is a choice, maybe

  • @Haishi-is-a-mess
    @Haishi-is-a-mess 5 років тому +2330

    Girl dictionary:
    I miss you= I want to commit arson
    Wanna hang out= I’m gonna frame you for arson
    Lol= my father was arrested for arson when I was nine years old. No one ever suspected me. My father found out I hadn’t been doing my homework, so he had to be eliminated. Of course, sending him to prison was easier than I thought. Too easy even. Sometimes I fear what I am capable of, but I don’t regret it. In this essay I will

  • @kattyzz
    @kattyzz 4 роки тому +2812

    I’m not like other girls.
    Im a five feet cockroach.

  • @Draweing
    @Draweing 3 роки тому +108

    Girl: “hey bf I’m cheating on you.”
    Boy: “Why?!”
    Girl: “Because you gave our child more attention then me!”

    • @user-yc8jr8qh9l
      @user-yc8jr8qh9l 3 роки тому +3

      _WHAT THE HELL_

    • @drunkenpeanut6582
      @drunkenpeanut6582 2 роки тому +4

      i would just say, oh sorry i forgot feeding the prat and not spending the 24th hour of the day with you is basically neglect

  • @theactionman007
    @theactionman007 3 роки тому +168

    "Siri, what's a yandere?"
    Siri: WTF?
    "Urban Dictionary, what's a yandare?"
    "OH YIKES!"
    Oh yikes indeed.

    • @MuddyPuppy26
      @MuddyPuppy26 2 роки тому

      This was my first time hearing about a yandere, and when Damien read it, I shuddered in fear

  • @vivienneesmeray8891
    @vivienneesmeray8891 4 роки тому +2316

    "If she files a restraining order on you, ignore it, it's just a piece of paper."

  • @strawbuwu384
    @strawbuwu384 4 роки тому +1379

    "if she pushes you away, pull her closer"
    *if she is dying and tells you to call 911, don't.*

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 4 роки тому +31

      If, within this scenario, one of her texts says, "DON'T TEXT ME", destroy her phone, and therefore the room around you, with a bomb.

    • @alucozadebottle4423
      @alucozadebottle4423 4 роки тому +4

      If she says you mean the world to her
      *take it over*

    • @spindless
      @spindless 4 роки тому +4

      If she files a restraining order, ignore it. It's just paper

    • @ChickenLiver911
      @ChickenLiver911 4 роки тому +2

      Wait, you were supposed to do that? Whenever I see I dying nice girl I just finish them off.

    • @Taystee
      @Taystee 4 роки тому

      John Fitzgerald Kennedy ✨

  • @autumn557
    @autumn557 3 роки тому +79

    “You’re not allowed to go to any carnivals without me”
    Dude... who hurt you?

  • @NocturnalPyro
    @NocturnalPyro 3 роки тому +52

    16:31 that’s a huge Understatement, a Yandere’s way of being obsessive, is to the point of insanity, they are the kind of person who’d stalk their love interest, and possibly harm any potential lovers of their love interest, or possibly their love interest if he/she shows an interest in anyone else than the yandere.

  • @user-hi5kt5ir9e
    @user-hi5kt5ir9e 4 роки тому +3063

    I legit didn’t know the “nice girl” epidemic was this bad. I’m sorry guys

    • @Dakarai_Knight
      @Dakarai_Knight 4 роки тому +327

      Almost glad I'm gay.... Then I remember nice guys exist too.

    • @Aybeece
      @Aybeece 4 роки тому +207

      We’re all trapped. No escape no escape no escape no escape.

    • @sauceprovider2405
      @sauceprovider2405 4 роки тому +60

      gg m’lady . fedora tip

    • @sammy_winchesterxxspookyna8748
      @sammy_winchesterxxspookyna8748 4 роки тому +26

      Jedijazz4 nice people are toxic

    • @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922
      @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922 4 роки тому +8

      Well they got one thing right I'm to lazy to start looking and I don't want to bother looking if I did then I'm not sure what would happen I'm lazy until you pull up a game then all hell breaks loose

  • @noodlegod2797
    @noodlegod2797 4 роки тому +3545

    “She keyed my Lamborfeeties!! My frickin’ Chevrolegs!!” AHAHAHAHA

    • @squeet6831
      @squeet6831 4 роки тому +117

      That was so well done! I was highly impressed by that word play. That was Eminem style word play.

    • @ranellpunis1753
      @ranellpunis1753 4 роки тому +16

      Underrated comment 🤣👌🏾

    • @AsaraBuck
      @AsaraBuck 4 роки тому +10

      That one got me lol

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 роки тому +3

      😆

    • @adamjc7558
      @adamjc7558 4 роки тому +2

      1k

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 Рік тому +8

    This whole subreddit just reminds me of something a friend and I experienced.
    He and I are both asexual, and since it was Pride Month, we were wearing our Ace Pride shirts (one had a dragon with the Ace Pride colours, the other said “I have an Ace up my sleeve. It’s me, I’m Ace and in these sleeves”). A random woman, kinda looked early 30’s, she just walked up and began talking to my friend. Now, my friend is built like a brick building; he’s ripped, 6’2 ish, styles his hair flawlessly, he’s a cool dude, and looks cool too. He’s been hit on before, and he just eyed me like “damn, I’m not up for this.” The woman was just all over him, asking if he had a girlfriend, asking if he was busy that day, and he was so annoyed, but he’s REALLY polite, so he didn’t really know how to blow her off. She just wouldn’t stop, and began asking about… well, if he was hung. And it was that point where I stepped in (cause I’m an angry sack of shit who doesn’t like it when people do this shit), and said “hey, he’s not interested. Leave him be.” She began getting shitty with me, calling me a little girl (I’m a boy), and saying “we’re having a private chat.” He got mad, and said “we’re in public, and I’m asexual. I’m not interested.” And pointed at his shirt, to emphasize his point. And this woman, this fucking woman, said “You just haven’t been with a good woman, give me five minutes and I’ll prove you wrong.” And then she tried to grab at his crotch?? He grabbed her wrist and pushed her away from him. She was furious, yelled “if you were just a [bundle of sticks], all you had to do was say so!” And just stormed out. No one in the Starbucks clapped, and he was fuming. A couple walked up and asked if he was ok, he said he was, and they got him a cookie. That couple was really sweet, I hope they’re ok. And my friend is in a romantic relationship now with a really cool person, but that doesn’t stop people from trying to hit on him, but now he has a partner who’s ready to slug folks who try to get fresh.
    13:10 fuck you in particular, random stranger, stay in jail

    • @invadertrollfalls1407
      @invadertrollfalls1407 Місяць тому

      I'm so sorry that happened to your friend. That woman was completely out of line and I'm glad she was told off. As a fellow asexual, it can get pretty irritating when people can't seem to respect you or take no for an answer. I hope both you and your buddy are doing great now, and I'm glad he managed to find a good relationship in the end. 🖤🩶🤍💜

  • @carrotsparrow4175
    @carrotsparrow4175 3 роки тому +45

    I actually met a girl that made me feel wanted, but I found out that she flirts because she is bored, she even said I love you and all that stuff

    • @blondebimbowannabe
      @blondebimbowannabe 2 роки тому +2

      Hope you're doing better now pal

    • @MuddyPuppy26
      @MuddyPuppy26 2 роки тому +2

      Sorry dude, hope your doing better than that bird in your profile pic

    • @popeofsimps2924
      @popeofsimps2924 2 роки тому +1

      Christ fuck that person hope you doing good, maybe met someone who genuinely cares for you at that

    • @Avighna
      @Avighna 2 роки тому +1

      Same haha. How can people do that?

  • @tartali63
    @tartali63 3 роки тому +2303

    no one: literally every single girl in r/NiceGirls: im not like other girls ✨ im loyal 🤩 im unique 😳 im quirky 🥰 you dont deserve me 😡 and im saying this humbly 😌

    • @che-chos-beja3652
      @che-chos-beja3652 3 роки тому +162

      The "Humble" shit is like:
      I'm not racist but...

    • @greyslaurenciana9249
      @greyslaurenciana9249 3 роки тому +129

      @@che-chos-beja3652 ikr? Like "not to be sexist but every male human existing has 200 girlfriends and only attracted to big boobs, and I'm better than every girl because I'm nice 😊 and will kill you for your life insurance 😜 and I mean that in the most humblest way 😊😘👏" like jesus christ calm down lmao

    • @moonbreaker1584
      @moonbreaker1584 3 роки тому +9

      Yo I got that right

    • @alucozadebottle4423
      @alucozadebottle4423 3 роки тому +13

      *slaps nice girl* thats a lie

    • @kwooi3610
      @kwooi3610 3 роки тому +18

      @@alucozadebottle4423 might as well include a danganronpa quote....
      NO THAT'S WRONG!

  • @suborgtfo.4433
    @suborgtfo.4433 5 років тому +6808

    r/niceguys : wait that's illegal...

    • @jakethesnake8088
      @jakethesnake8088 5 років тому +55

      I was the 100th person to like this comment

    • @ToxicSama
      @ToxicSama 5 років тому +231

      @@jakethesnake8088 Congratulations, *Nobody cares*

    • @aerq8874
      @aerq8874 5 років тому +42

      Toxic Sama look at pistol whipeed’s profile pic, thats him now

    • @olive6942
      @olive6942 5 років тому +33

      those two people are made for each other

    • @DOOMS711
      @DOOMS711 5 років тому +1

      Sub

  • @versatile4445
    @versatile4445 3 роки тому +47

    "because a disease will get me off this planet, away from the nicegirls"
    -Damien 2019

  • @gmdronn.archives5726
    @gmdronn.archives5726 3 роки тому +62

    Women: Men don’t like nice women!
    Me having a kind, loving and beautiful girlfriend:
    Welcome to the 🧢 store!

  • @izumimidoriya679
    @izumimidoriya679 4 роки тому +1176

    Attention all Nice Girls: You do not live in some k-drama or anime. Chill.

    • @andygray5366
      @andygray5366 3 роки тому +74

      Then again, everyone in a tv show or movie or book or video game say they aren't in a tv show/movie/book/video game. So uh, have fun sleeping tonight i guess

    • @k1tz3n50
      @k1tz3n50 3 роки тому +27

      Andy gray I-

    • @andygray5366
      @andygray5366 3 роки тому +30

      @@k1tz3n50 betcha weren't expecting that plot twist

    • @k1tz3n50
      @k1tz3n50 3 роки тому +13

      Andy gray sure wasn’t-

    • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
      @okboomerbutitsacat8050 3 роки тому +22

      I haven't seen anime anime that has these kinda girls.
      Atleast not ones where they don't get the shit punched out of their faces.

  • @OfficiallyToasted
    @OfficiallyToasted 5 років тому +2987

    “I am an actual Yandere”
    oh no
    *OH NO*

    • @swededontknow
      @swededontknow 5 років тому +243

      Sweet god, i thought we had gotten rid of those cursed beings. Prepare, soldiers. Prepare for the upcoming war.

    • @thermalhen4349
      @thermalhen4349 5 років тому +87

      And yet people still like Toga from My Hero Academia

    • @randomperson3601
      @randomperson3601 5 років тому +25

      Who moved my sawed-off?! Where are my ‘nades?! I NEED MY CUP-A-SOUP!!!

    • @oskarasbartkus4775
      @oskarasbartkus4775 5 років тому +27

      YOU CAN HAVE HIM/HER JUST LEAVE ME THE DUCK ALONE

    • @scotlandtaylor7041
      @scotlandtaylor7041 5 років тому +7

      Oh jesus

  • @internetyamxro
    @internetyamxro 3 роки тому +17

    if someone calls you ugly just block them no need to give them a “savage” comeback you found off the internet

  • @IcyAmbarino
    @IcyAmbarino 3 роки тому +16

    As a woman myself, I scroll through this subreddit just for the satisfaction of the fact that I’m nothing like these... embarrassing specimens of the human race. Please do not think all woman are the same, it’s not the gender. It’s the person.

  • @kimberlythefairy
    @kimberlythefairy 5 років тому +3499

    why don't niceguys and nicegirls just
    * clap hands *
    would there be like r/nicekids if they reproduce?

    • @kimberlythefairy
      @kimberlythefairy 5 років тому +155

      @@bonbon5717 damn im sorry you're right

    • @allyisspicy
      @allyisspicy 5 років тому +158

      Kimberly Santos they won’t reproduce they are just full of hate

    • @randomperson3601
      @randomperson3601 5 років тому +133

      The hatred built up inside both people would give birth to a being only comparable to a singularity comprised only of narcissism.
      This being would also be considered the god of Nice People, or the devil incarnate to the average person.
      So, in a sense, it would mean we could all become slayers of the damned. Sign me up!

    • @sakunyI
      @sakunyI 5 років тому +48

      impossible because they dislike the other gender

    • @randomperson3601
      @randomperson3601 5 років тому +8

      index who says they have to create “offspring” by normal means? We’re talking about a feeling being concentrated by two “parents” and that concentration giving “birth” to what is told in my aforementioned comment

  • @jennymesas4699
    @jennymesas4699 5 років тому +3566

    "Dating a Latina be like" why do they always make us look crazy? Are all the Latina memes written by Lele Pons?

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 5 років тому +105

      Because it's a funny stereotype.

    • @useroffline9999
      @useroffline9999 5 років тому +24

      Jenny Mesas probably
      Or Kat Von D

    • @isa-4423
      @isa-4423 5 років тому +7

      Fr

    • @ellen314
      @ellen314 5 років тому +134

      @Herald of dissonance
      "woman here are crazy" you can't say that, did you dated all the girls of latin america to say that we all are crazy?

    • @imokwithroji3311
      @imokwithroji3311 5 років тому +132

      We’re normal ppl lol we’re not another species...

  • @gdaraven7110
    @gdaraven7110 3 роки тому +11

    "They're just fun" - Damien is my spirit animal

  • @coltondongoski2640
    @coltondongoski2640 3 роки тому +4

    That last one literally had me backing away from my computer.

  • @chadpowell1832
    @chadpowell1832 4 роки тому +3305

    we need to appreciate this guys nice girl accent lol, its on point

  • @DisguisedMunkee
    @DisguisedMunkee 4 роки тому +1148

    Nice girl: why do men only want looks instead of personality?
    Also nice girl: I'm cuter than your gf, leave her for me.

    • @ivannav9175
      @ivannav9175 4 роки тому +59

      Lmao the guy I'm talking to deadass got a message from his former high school friend telling him to leave me because shes "prettier" than me. He ssed it, sent it to me, blocked her , and then we made fun of her on ft. I think imma marry this man 🤩

    • @user-we4kf5xm5u
      @user-we4kf5xm5u 4 роки тому +4

      TWO NICE GIRLS

    • @kwando472
      @kwando472 4 роки тому +39

      @@ivannav9175 Nah leave him for me I'm prettier.

    • @ivannav9175
      @ivannav9175 4 роки тому +4

      @@kwando472 lmao 💀

    • @rbexcess
      @rbexcess 4 роки тому

      I got it to 666

  • @avalineriley6809
    @avalineriley6809 2 роки тому +4

    I remember a couple of years back my big sister said to me "no matter what you are in life, never be a nice girl" and it confused me at the time, I wondered what could possibly be wrong with being a nice girl....
    Now I get it.
    I'm so sorry people have to put up with that insanity.
    On that note though, why don't these "nice girls" and "nice guys" get together, they seem perfect for each other.
    It would also be much safer for everyone else.

  • @mymanslippy
    @mymanslippy 3 роки тому +16

    There is no perfect person , when people say they were lucky what they really mean was there was a very small chance they’d meet there soulmate , people are perfect for each other , but not perfect

    • @MESETTMA
      @MESETTMA 3 роки тому +1

      i hope everyone reading finds their soulmate
      wish u luck
      except if ur not cool then no soulmate for u

    • @mymanslippy
      @mymanslippy 3 роки тому +1

      @@MESETTMA who asked

    • @MESETTMA
      @MESETTMA 3 роки тому +1

      @@mymanslippy rude

  • @mistaisnotamused3285
    @mistaisnotamused3285 5 років тому +3023

    They are like keyboards, they say they're QWERTY but they all do the same thing.

  • @ee8546
    @ee8546 5 років тому +3243

    The 1 who disliked was just too quirky to be like all the oThEr gIrlS

    • @meatedbread3672
      @meatedbread3672 5 років тому +23

      Want free Minecraft mods

    • @spooky3409
      @spooky3409 5 років тому +5

      Well then, explain the 8 dislikes?

    • @zexsin2117
      @zexsin2117 5 років тому +5

      No it was Bryce

    • @onjo6746
      @onjo6746 5 років тому

      @@meatedbread3672 sure

    • @ee8546
      @ee8546 5 років тому +1

      @@spooky3409 oh no I made the comment too early ;-;

  • @i_pwned_ya_mum
    @i_pwned_ya_mum 3 роки тому +19

    "I'm over qualified." *Leonardo dicaprio holding wine glass
    Also, "There is always something about me that you will find in no other girl."
    Me: what? This level of stupidity

  • @aldopro23rex
    @aldopro23rex 3 роки тому +5

    Man I'd pay to watch a relationship between a nice girl and a nice guy unfold. That would be a hilarious shipwreck of a situation

  • @Tasoq
    @Tasoq 4 роки тому +640

    "I'm not a narcissist, I'm just prettier than everyone"
    Do you know what a narcissist is?

    • @MyouKyuubi
      @MyouKyuubi 4 роки тому +51

      Logic and reason is not something narcissists are good at, lol.

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 4 роки тому +18

      An insult, any other definition gets ignored because they don't want to hear anything over the sound of their own ego.

    • @skribbskeibb989
      @skribbskeibb989 4 роки тому +4

      she must be stupid to

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому

      @@MyouKyuubi i used to live with a narcissist and yes. this is 100% accurate.

    • @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922
      @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922 4 роки тому

      Narcissist a person that cares only about themselves

  • @crisperstorm
    @crisperstorm 4 роки тому +817

    "I'd leave my boyfriend for you" really instills confidence that your own relationship would last

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 4 роки тому +6

      Also speaks volumes of how insecure, narcissistic, and manipulative they are that they feel the need to cheat on their partner

    • @OrionoftheStar
      @OrionoftheStar 4 роки тому +4

      I'll never understand why people think it's a good idea to try to strike up a relationship when that person started dating you by cheating on their husband/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/etc..
      They already proved that they're willing to fuck over the people who love them so they can get some extra cock or coochie on the side. What the hell makes you think you'll be different?
      The _only_ scenario I can see that actually working out in is if their partner was abusive or something like that and they were trying to reach out for actual affection.

  • @31zn3kc4m
    @31zn3kc4m 3 роки тому +15

    not to generalize but if she says "stay classy" ever , it's a red flag

  • @_.ana._.
    @_.ana._. 3 роки тому +6

    2:57 - THE ACCENT I DIED

  • @hello2secondsago958
    @hello2secondsago958 5 років тому +2197

    they ask
    "why are you single? you art beautiful, smart, and caring."
    and I reply...
    "I have commitment issues, as a child my dad left me and--"

    • @sefsprite
      @sefsprite 5 років тому +100

      Teddy Bear
      Why are you reporting this comment?
      I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.

    • @JesusJavier-MyAccount
      @JesusJavier-MyAccount 5 років тому +28

      Sorry, I am underage and I am not interested in such stuck up women like yourself.

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 4 роки тому +3

      @@JesusJavier-MyAccount r/wooooosh

    • @mr.intruder1536
      @mr.intruder1536 4 роки тому +6

      Why do am I still single I'm smart,kind,gentle and respectful
      And I just realized that I'm 5,9
      And btw this is a joke

    • @JesusJavier-MyAccount
      @JesusJavier-MyAccount 4 роки тому +10

      *@ShadyBeAShooketh*
      How is that r/wooooosh?
      I was replying to what he was going to reply when someone asks him that.
      I was playing with the joke, so I can r/wooosh you back.

  • @ajbtllr1530
    @ajbtllr1530 4 роки тому +865

    Guy: *kindly tells them they are not ready for relationships*
    Girl: *proceeds to throw a fit, threaten to ruin their family and their life*
    Bruh

    • @anniebot_45-73
      @anniebot_45-73 4 роки тому +20

      most women handle rejection extremely poorly, it's almost as if they never had to strike up the confidence (and risk looking like an idiot) in high school to ask someone out. guys have it so hard :/

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 роки тому +38

      AnnieBot_45-73
      Well, I mean
      There are nice guys... **shudder**
      But I agree, a lot of these girls assume that they will automatically inherit the world, and when rejection ensues because of that attitude, the don’t know what to do

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 роки тому +5

      Himalayan Duck
      Exactly, which just makes them even more frightening XD

    • @starbluelight12yearsago39
      @starbluelight12yearsago39 4 роки тому +6

      @Himalayan Duck they come off as any normal girl , maybe kinda quirky , then when they get upset you've pretty much opened hells gates. These fuckers are the most pathetic selfish close minded garbage animals that manipulate men into giving them all they want and leave them for a taller one. I know I sound like a nice guy , but this actually happens very frequently and some of these can legit ruin your life.

    • @cdcpss
      @cdcpss 3 роки тому

      AnnieBot_45-73 to be fair some guys rlly cant handle it either for example like i’ve seen a couple of girls not give their snap to some guy and sometimes they reply with “ugly anyway" everyone is different it’s just people who can’t handle rejection maybe it jus depends wat females you’ve met with

  • @mohammeded-dahbi7603
    @mohammeded-dahbi7603 3 роки тому +6

    "What's a yandere?"
    Ma man Damien you're about to get surprised

  • @kik0le
    @kik0le 3 роки тому +5

    She keyed my Lamborfeeties, my Chevrolegs, my Mitshoebishis, my Walkswagens, my Land Rovers...

  • @dj_echo
    @dj_echo 5 років тому +2395

    I'm not like other girls. I sneeze with the force of a jet engine and scare the crap out of my dad.

    • @lydiango864
      @lydiango864 4 роки тому +48

      Random Stuff with DJ THE WAY I WHEEZED-

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex 4 роки тому +132

      I'm not like other girls. When I'm using a tissue, I sound like a mix between a mad elephant and a broken trumpet. LOL XD
      That just felt so cringey, did I do that right?

    • @justinroux1687
      @justinroux1687 4 роки тому +14

      @@Gabi-vt4ex i hate that comment but it was funny

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex 4 роки тому +1

      @@justinroux1687 Thanks, I appreciate it.😅😂

    • @justinroux1687
      @justinroux1687 4 роки тому +1

      @@Gabi-vt4ex np

  • @Dana-rp3wl
    @Dana-rp3wl 4 роки тому +474

    confidence: i’m beautiful and don’t need anyone else to tell me so
    narcissism: i’m prettier than everybody
    large difference nice girls

    • @Rivenlore99
      @Rivenlore99 4 роки тому +21

      As someone who struggles with this in general, thank you for making the disticntion

    • @dumgod.
      @dumgod. 4 роки тому +3

      I feel that any confidence is narcissism

    • @marcy1949
      @marcy1949 4 роки тому +39

      jericho Ng theres a fine line between confidence and arrogance

    • @dumgod.
      @dumgod. 4 роки тому +1

      Oh ok

    • @dumgod.
      @dumgod. 4 роки тому +1

      Thank

  • @thatbluegamet
    @thatbluegamet 3 роки тому +3

    Nice girl: I am an actual ‘yandere’
    Me: well I’ve just been sick in my mouth

  • @Rd-uy1pz
    @Rd-uy1pz 3 роки тому +3

    A yandere is someone who falls in love with someone so hard, if anyone is in love with their crush, is dead in the next 42 hours and that is not an expression

  • @Phantasmagora
    @Phantasmagora 4 роки тому +809

    "I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!" Cried 100 identical women.

    • @bunnyf4792
      @bunnyf4792 4 роки тому +12

      You mean 1.000.000.000.000

    • @Phantasmagora
      @Phantasmagora 4 роки тому +3

      @@bunnyf4792 fair enough 😂

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 роки тому +5

      Robin :3
      Except multiplied by 17 so...

    • @jamesclarencerayel5799
      @jamesclarencerayel5799 4 роки тому

      Robin :3 you did trillion that’s more than x100 girls that actually exist

    • @yo-rh8lk
      @yo-rh8lk 4 роки тому +4

      @@jamesclarencerayel5799 goes to show even future gens of girls r the same

  • @jasminemhoon4959
    @jasminemhoon4959 4 роки тому +694

    EmKay: what’s a yandere
    The Weebs: oh god.

    • @psychedoll.
      @psychedoll. 4 роки тому +7

      Jasmine Mhoon big facts right here

    • @Alex-qp7mj
      @Alex-qp7mj 4 роки тому +24

      yandere simulator players also had this reaction

    • @s0nn1
      @s0nn1 4 роки тому +18

      @@Alex-qp7mj please don't get even close to that game anymore

    • @Bob-hh8rp
      @Bob-hh8rp 4 роки тому +1

      @@coffinze you misspelled donut

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber 4 роки тому +4

      And disgustingly, some weebs love yendere
      Stupid, but true

  • @krakatauer1464
    @krakatauer1464 3 роки тому +6

    1:41 some girls realy are the "once in a lifetime" type.
    Once you meet her, you start reevaluating your mating choices and start looking for different women than her

  • @roseblaze5395
    @roseblaze5395 3 роки тому +4

    Lmao the “ ... They’re just fun” got me 😂

  • @gaygay2264
    @gaygay2264 3 роки тому +490

    Nice girls: I'm not like other girls, I have... snake arms. 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 3 роки тому +20

      nice reference

    • @alliexcx5576
      @alliexcx5576 3 роки тому +30

      ‍ ‍ 👩‍🦳
      🐍⌛️🐍
      🥂

    • @cloudy-ue9ko
      @cloudy-ue9ko 3 роки тому +6

      @ava richardson because...it’s the same thing

    • @chadpowell1832
      @chadpowell1832 3 роки тому +6

      I’m not like other girls ,
      I’m a dude

    • @Tangerine2600
      @Tangerine2600 3 роки тому +2

      Asdf movie

  • @somerandomdude3744
    @somerandomdude3744 4 роки тому +778

    “I’m so qwerky!”
    [Deep, Masculine, demonic laughter]

    • @jennysky47
      @jennysky47 4 роки тому +9

      Bruh💀

    • @tuwubah
      @tuwubah 4 роки тому +3

      Im so confused but i love it

    • @louisefallon545
      @louisefallon545 4 роки тому +1

      I see this as a absolute win

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 роки тому +1

      My laugh is so hilarious
      I love my laugh because of how stupid it is lol
      Y’all would laugh too if you knew me irl

    • @dapperzz
      @dapperzz 4 роки тому +1

      "Demonic Laughter"
      *666 likes*

  • @Crusader11119
    @Crusader11119 3 роки тому +5

    17:30 just run if you meet this person

  • @bumblebeeproductions1673
    @bumblebeeproductions1673 3 роки тому +4

    The ‘Dating a Latina’s like’ one made me feel a bit attacked-

  • @AbbysArtCorner
    @AbbysArtCorner 5 років тому +579

    No one:
    Nice girls: *Splish Splash, your opinion, is trash.*

  • @moonhxney5244
    @moonhxney5244 5 років тому +440

    "The guy your thinking about is currently texting 4 different girls"
    I didnt know Voldermort had a phone

    • @BeefeusSteak
      @BeefeusSteak 5 років тому +18

      I did not know my dog had a phone

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 5 років тому +20

      I didn’t know i had a phone

    • @carb7089
      @carb7089 5 років тому +6

      I didn't know you had a phone

    • @moonhxney5244
      @moonhxney5244 5 років тому +2

      @@carb7089 why wouldn't I?

    • @carb7089
      @carb7089 5 років тому +3

      @@moonhxney5244 I don't know lol

  • @draguladriver
    @draguladriver 3 роки тому +8

    "wHaT dO bOyS eVeN fInD aTtRaCtIvE?"
    *love.*

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 2 роки тому

      I see that "Boyfriends" comic pop up on my ads constantly. Why?

    • @draguladriver
      @draguladriver 2 роки тому

      @@DakotaofRaptors idk bro i get it a lot too, webtoon does a lot of advertising for it

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 2 роки тому

      @@draguladriver It gets a tad irritating

    • @draguladriver
      @draguladriver 2 роки тому

      @@DakotaofRaptors i'm not their marketing manager dude

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 2 роки тому

      @@draguladriver Just venting

  • @andyfox0672
    @andyfox0672 3 роки тому

    i need to meet the editor. he typed one message in the middle of the video and gave me the most chill vibes ive felt in a long time. Thanks, you made my day.

  • @MR-ez8hh
    @MR-ez8hh 4 роки тому +1559

    I’m not like other girls
    I’m a 51 year old man

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 3 роки тому +52

      M R had me in the first half

    • @rudylopez2979
      @rudylopez2979 3 роки тому +63

      I'm not like other girls
      I don't even exist

    • @forrestpugh7575
      @forrestpugh7575 3 роки тому +7

      And you are FAR better for that mythical "companionship" girls like you are always looking for because of it!

    • @truelyme0
      @truelyme0 3 роки тому +2

      Can't ruin the 69... So here +1 like!

    • @TheGreatEggOverlord
      @TheGreatEggOverlord 3 роки тому +9

      I’m not like other girls...
      *I have a stand*

  • @LittleDevilSings
    @LittleDevilSings 4 роки тому +612

    These exchanges are kinda scary, almost like we're looking at the conversations of future serial killers

    • @zeke8985
      @zeke8985 4 роки тому +7

      I know

    • @Jenna2k
      @Jenna2k 4 роки тому +5

      Ya it scares me I'm the same gender lol.

    • @OrionoftheStar
      @OrionoftheStar 4 роки тому

      Can you report a reddit post to the police?

    • @neo4016
      @neo4016 4 роки тому +1

      Being gay doesnt sound bad now

    • @toiletwater5461
      @toiletwater5461 4 роки тому

      @@zeke8985 I keep on meeting you

  • @YourBestieTalexa
    @YourBestieTalexa 3 роки тому +2

    At the yandere section
    "Yeah, number one, why?"
    Killed me 😭😂😭😂

  • @muhammad_soa
    @muhammad_soa 3 роки тому +1

    If i had a girl bullying me her jaw would be dislocated for all the punches i'd give

  • @luxuccino6486
    @luxuccino6486 4 роки тому +806

    "can cute boys stop being: gay"
    *oh no*

    • @catholicjohn3862
      @catholicjohn3862 4 роки тому +143

      luxuccino Actually, please stay gay. I need all the chances I can get

    • @sebastiangomez3330
      @sebastiangomez3330 4 роки тому +11

      @@catholicjohn3862 fax I need my shot

    • @daisyx0558
      @daisyx0558 4 роки тому +24

      My ex friend manipulated a guys sexuality and says she is "QuIrkY" mate you ain't quirky you are just manipulative and toxic af

    • @illegalpancakes9289
      @illegalpancakes9289 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah I'm gay

    • @impossiblehanley2212
      @impossiblehanley2212 4 роки тому +2

      @@catholicjohn3862 *_Catholic_* John
      ???

  • @Actualbowlofsoup
    @Actualbowlofsoup 4 роки тому +567

    Nice girl : "you will never find another girl like me"
    Person with braincells : *exactly*

    • @kaiamthe1667
      @kaiamthe1667 4 роки тому +17

      *thats the point*

    • @pogamer69
      @pogamer69 4 роки тому +6

      @@kaiamthe1667 *you passed the test*

  • @klarisa1002
    @klarisa1002 3 роки тому +1

    every time they end the conversation with "bye" i let out a sigh of relief

  • @edmondchicana5489
    @edmondchicana5489 3 роки тому

    I Love your Nice Girl Voice bro , it's really on point

  • @Kirill-rc5ng
    @Kirill-rc5ng 5 років тому +367

    Nice girls be like: guys needs to ask for consent and it needs to be respected
    Other guys: girls need to do that too
    Nice girls: wait that's illegal

    • @zealouslyCantankerous
      @zealouslyCantankerous 5 років тому +13

      Lmao yes

    • @ibavider
      @ibavider 4 роки тому

      Nice girl: *Stabs guy because she thought he was cheating*
      Guy: *Tazes her in self defense*
      Nice girl: Wait, that's illegal!

  • @sophsophsophsoph_6888
    @sophsophsophsoph_6888 5 років тому +1225

    Nice girls defeat the meaning of being nice.
    They're giving me a stroke and that's not nice.

    • @jtorres2643
      @jtorres2643 5 років тому +14

      butth arrnnev noce girhf suppsh t be negb

    • @rew1677
      @rew1677 5 років тому +6

      Hey want to know something. I met a actual "nice girl". I went out with her for 1 day. That 1 day i got by her 5 time over the head. I broke up with her and then she still hit me after i broke up with her. I grabed her arm when she tried to slap me. Took her a week for her to go away.

    • @ahhh8147
      @ahhh8147 5 років тому +8

      rewester17 r/thathappened

    • @ahhh8147
      @ahhh8147 5 років тому +1

      JT ghahebehjabshwowagvshsshw

    • @Turner94-
      @Turner94- 5 років тому +13

      R/ihdaastronke

  • @gottemboi6224
    @gottemboi6224 3 роки тому +3

    That last one was low key hella creepy

  • @uncle7081
    @uncle7081 3 роки тому +5

    Me: Sees the ‘Blow her phone up’
    My C4: LeTs A gO yAhOo!

  • @litete2512
    @litete2512 5 років тому +704

    I'm not like other girls,
    I *_did not have sexual relations with that woman_*

  • @SouthernersSax
    @SouthernersSax 3 роки тому +2

    3:10
    That title is spot-on. A girl definitely thinks this way, whereas a _woman_ says what she means and means what she says.

    • @aceanimations283
      @aceanimations283 2 роки тому

      Bet most girls don’t understand each other either

  • @MistyFOX32
    @MistyFOX32 2 роки тому

    God this was painful. Thank you for the content EmKay always love it!

  • @Rin-rk6py
    @Rin-rk6py 5 років тому +2098

    When he actually pronounced "yandere" correct first try
    Weebs:😱

  • @Ishouldgo2sleep
    @Ishouldgo2sleep 5 років тому +820

    I used to believe that crap "if a girl says leave me alone the guy is supposed to reply to her no matter what till she says it's ok I was mad"
    But I quickly realized after my first relashionship that this was the kind of bs we see at the TV that makes us go awwww when the guy tries to get the girl back this isn't irl
    In reality if you say to someone who loves you leave me alone without meaning it you just shit on them and they will 90% of the time answer well ok bye and the smart-ass you are will be thinking "see he doesn't care at all" when in reality you've just hurt someone
    COMMUNICATION is the secret

    • @randomperson3601
      @randomperson3601 5 років тому +56

      So what you’re saying is that the infinite knowledge and experience of Nice Girls has been derived from celebrity TV shows, soap operas and dating shows?
      God that’s a tunnel I need to cave in.

    • @Daidek
      @Daidek 5 років тому +34

      I don’t get why you wouldn’t just leave her be.
      She’s literally asking you to do it

    • @maelstrom2313
      @maelstrom2313 5 років тому +11

      @@Daidek In my high school this girl told a guy off for asking her to flash him. She did a few days later. Everyone knows at least a dozen stories like this, it's why guys persist.

    • @christinewennerberg804
      @christinewennerberg804 5 років тому +29

      I don't know about that. I think it honestly varies person to person on how you should behave. I know people who genuinely should be left alone when they ask, and I know people who need others near them even when they ask to be left alone.

    • @kenzij
      @kenzij 5 років тому +9

      For the most part I'd say you're right, however there are some people who are just so insecure and/or broken from past experiences that they don't realize that they're pushing people away. I mean obviously they realize that they're telling someone to leave them alone, but they don't realize that they're only doing that as a test.

  • @mahuba2553
    @mahuba2553 3 роки тому

    8:37 *20 SECOUNDS?!*
    LITERALY 20 SECOUNDS AND SHE IS ALREADY THINKS SHE IS BEING IGNORED
    this is the best content ive seen in a while

  • @avap.7551
    @avap.7551 3 роки тому +1

    “he knows he missed out, idk what his problem was tho bc i’m funny and my love can be bought🥰🥰”

  • @nyther
    @nyther 5 років тому +444

    I think "agressive" and "violent" is too sweet for what Yandere means

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 4 роки тому +43

      What about *MURDERER*

    • @helloyesiammillie
      @helloyesiammillie 4 роки тому +61

      -Murderer
      -Torturer
      -Blackmailer
      -Rapist?
      -Traitor
      Probably missed a few.

    • @whotookmypuddingcup4131
      @whotookmypuddingcup4131 4 роки тому +14

      @@helloyesiammillie yea. Ya missed one.
      - a crazy bitch

    • @somedude1967
      @somedude1967 4 роки тому +4

      @@helloyesiammillie kidnapper
      Psychopath in general
      Life-ruiner
      Literally jesus at keeping weapons
      Knows EVERYONE
      Literally jesus at makeshift weapons

  • @hammerofjustice1183
    @hammerofjustice1183 4 роки тому +765

    I can just imagine the chaos from a nice girl encountering an asexual person. It would be beautiful.

  • @codeinexrist
    @codeinexrist 3 роки тому +1

    My best friend's ex gf was exactly like this. He basically praised her and bought her luxuries he couldn't even afford, but she was very ungrateful and a bully. Can't believe people like her exist.

  • @cryosthesia77k69
    @cryosthesia77k69 3 роки тому +2

    12:41 i have broken every one of these rules within 10 seconds of seeing them, i feel powerful

  • @davidv3612
    @davidv3612 4 роки тому +492

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Nice Girls: “we live in a society”😟

    • @samiam9202
      @samiam9202 4 роки тому +17

      What, where the people who call themselves nice, quirky and sweet are actually demonic murderers who want your soul? Yep. Also, nicegirl brain tastes really fekkin bitter, don't try it, it doesn't have enough intelligence to be nutritional to an illithid such as myself. Saying for a friend.

    • @davidv3612
      @davidv3612 4 роки тому +13

      Foxglove Nixot no, you seem to speak from experience on how a human brain tastes like mister

    • @undercoversmonk5712
      @undercoversmonk5712 3 роки тому +2

      @@samiam9202 yeah, yoi do sound like youre speaking from experience...what are you hiding?

    • @samiam9202
      @samiam9202 3 роки тому +1

      @@undercoversmonk5712 the only thing I am hiding is my identity.

    • @samiam9202
      @samiam9202 3 роки тому

      @@davidv3612 Illithids cannot survive without consuming intelligence.

  • @Goldenboy-pe2ci
    @Goldenboy-pe2ci 4 роки тому +494

    "I'll be nice and sweet if you buy me things"
    Who are you, every EA executive?

    • @smolamericanbean9120
      @smolamericanbean9120 3 роки тому +1

      IDOSPPRORJSOWODKRJJDPSORHRHTHKSOSJD YESSSSSSSSS

    • @space2699
      @space2699 3 роки тому +6

      Dead body reported

    • @OmarlsTheGoat
      @OmarlsTheGoat 3 роки тому +2

      @@space2699 Red: who killed her????
      Goldenboy 1919: i did

    • @kwooi3610
      @kwooi3610 3 роки тому

      dude you fucking killed her

    • @erenjeager4987
      @erenjeager4987 3 роки тому +5

      Comment: [LOCKED]
      Pay £5.99 to unlock message.

  • @simly5189
    @simly5189 3 роки тому +3

    “One swift kick to your keels and you’re down for the count, ma’am” Lmao, I mean -

  • @selahfig4167
    @selahfig4167 3 роки тому +2

    9:31 a box of hair is actually pretty exciting

  • @thecrazy7thgrader559
    @thecrazy7thgrader559 5 років тому +374

    *before knowing the word: Yandere*
    Damien: What is that word??
    *after knowing the word: Yandere*
    Damien: Y I K E S ! !

    • @Creepypastaarcade
      @Creepypastaarcade 5 років тому +1

      Hello :)

    • @Hunt5258
      @Hunt5258 5 років тому +7

      @@Creepypastaarcade *everyday we stray further from god*

  • @emilyburingrud2
    @emilyburingrud2 4 роки тому +324

    “DON’T TEXT ME: BLOW HER PHONE UP”
    Her: Hey, please don’t text me, I’m at my Grandmother’s funeral
    Him: -spamming ensues

    • @kwooi3610
      @kwooi3610 3 роки тому +8

      now that's just fucked up

    • @hoshizora416
      @hoshizora416 3 роки тому +28

      @@kwooi3610 just following instructions man

    • @laurinha2892
      @laurinha2892 3 роки тому

      Lmao yes

  • @texandrifter5853
    @texandrifter5853 3 роки тому +3

    "Why do boys not care as much as i do?!" Me enjoys talking to her yet waiting for her to say something that isn't narcissistic.

  • @vanillabrownie2914
    @vanillabrownie2914 3 роки тому +7

    This is why I'm gay, stay humble kings.

  • @jm5820
    @jm5820 4 роки тому +180

    "I just feel so unhappy reading these posts" ~ Damien
    Everyone felt that