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  • @christalcavanaugh
    @christalcavanaugh 5 років тому +10853

    “If she stabs you, don’t go to the hospital. Pull her closer, because she’s insecure.”

    • @puti-h1x
      @puti-h1x 5 років тому +212

      *Rip*

    • @misfitsBP18
      @misfitsBP18 5 років тому +414

      if she stabs me im pulling her in closer to fuck her up

    • @BlueMiaou
      @BlueMiaou 5 років тому +151

      i want to stab people, and i'm a girl, does that make me a nice girl?

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 років тому +76

      @@BlueMiaou I'm more slashy myself

    • @unlucky_2nd897
      @unlucky_2nd897 4 роки тому +139

      @@misfitsBP18 Well you can't beat the shit out of her without getting closer

  • @izzynator146
    @izzynator146 4 роки тому +5067

    “Don’t text me”=BLOW HER PHONE UP”
    “Leave me alone”=DONT leave her alone”
    *Smells like harassment*

  • @linck9810
    @linck9810 4 роки тому +2543

    “If she shoots you in the head, hug her, she really needs it.”

    • @jilljillysillybilly
      @jilljillysillybilly 4 роки тому +33

      Mirai Nikki in a nutshell

    • @JesusChristWithPipeBomb
      @JesusChristWithPipeBomb 4 роки тому +42

      Sheesh ive never dated a girl but i hope i never come across one that points a gun in my head and says "lets......go......eat....."

    • @cloudyxindomie5064
      @cloudyxindomie5064 4 роки тому +3

      @@jilljillysillybilly 😂

    • @rudylopez2979
      @rudylopez2979 4 роки тому +7

      @@JesusChristWithPipeBomb
      BAHUAHAUAHUAUAHAUHAUAHA

    • @kwooi3610
      @kwooi3610 4 роки тому +15

      "If she assaults you, apologise for doing literally nothing and give her dozens of sweet compliments, she needs it."

  • @catalinalira6003
    @catalinalira6003 4 роки тому +1810

    Nice Girl: "Men only like women's body!"
    Another Nice Girl: "How tall are you?"

    • @zombieguy4444
      @zombieguy4444 3 роки тому +41

      Nice Guy: As tall as you want me to be +2 inches

    • @phillyp6969
      @phillyp6969 3 роки тому +9

      Thx for exposing the worst ppl on the planet under criminals

    • @sniperfoxy6819
      @sniperfoxy6819 3 роки тому +19

      Guy: "I'm 5'8"
      Girl: "Ewww You're not enough tall sweetie (meanwhile she's 5'1)

    • @eliyaskiya
      @eliyaskiya 3 роки тому +1

      ikr

    • @knightoftheislandcounter3330
      @knightoftheislandcounter3330 3 роки тому +7

      @@sniperfoxy6819 and 320 pounds

  • @echowhosthis
    @echowhosthis 4 роки тому +4541

    ““Leave me alone” = DONT leave her alone”
    *sexual assault is a big no no kiddos*

    • @SenkaBandit
      @SenkaBandit 4 роки тому +40

      wuh oh

    • @ok-iw3db
      @ok-iw3db 4 роки тому +88

      Uh, oh, stinky

    • @eastia7518
      @eastia7518 4 роки тому +89

      Oh my God one of my exes actually posted something like that on her story. I was kinda obsessed with her, but I'm glad she broke up with me. I dodged a bullet there ahaha

    • @mr.youtube4723
      @mr.youtube4723 4 роки тому

      Yes papa

    • @bq880
      @bq880 4 роки тому +8

      question... *HOW THE HELL DO YOU RESPOND TO “K” dafuq*

  • @sweetweebygoodness8693
    @sweetweebygoodness8693 4 роки тому +4309

    As a weeb, seeing someone admit to and actually talk like a yandere genuinely scared me more than any main villain

  • @vivienneesmeray8891
    @vivienneesmeray8891 4 роки тому +2335

    "If she files a restraining order on you, ignore it, it's just a piece of paper."

  • @rpshd7275
    @rpshd7275 3 роки тому +759

    Nice girls: "I'm qwerky"
    Pro gamers: "I'm qwerty"

  • @pinkponk7733
    @pinkponk7733 5 років тому +7036

    "If she pushes you away, pull her closer" mmmmmm that's kinda rapey

  • @crisperstorm
    @crisperstorm 5 років тому +827

    "I'd leave my boyfriend for you" really instills confidence that your own relationship would last

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 4 роки тому +6

      Also speaks volumes of how insecure, narcissistic, and manipulative they are that they feel the need to cheat on their partner

    • @OrionoftheStar
      @OrionoftheStar 4 роки тому +4

      I'll never understand why people think it's a good idea to try to strike up a relationship when that person started dating you by cheating on their husband/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/etc..
      They already proved that they're willing to fuck over the people who love them so they can get some extra cock or coochie on the side. What the hell makes you think you'll be different?
      The _only_ scenario I can see that actually working out in is if their partner was abusive or something like that and they were trying to reach out for actual affection.

  • @noodlegod2797
    @noodlegod2797 5 років тому +3558

    “She keyed my Lamborfeeties!! My frickin’ Chevrolegs!!” AHAHAHAHA

    • @squeet6831
      @squeet6831 4 роки тому +119

      That was so well done! I was highly impressed by that word play. That was Eminem style word play.

    • @ranellpunis1753
      @ranellpunis1753 4 роки тому +16

      Underrated comment 🤣👌🏾

    • @AsaraBuck
      @AsaraBuck 4 роки тому +10

      That one got me lol

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 роки тому +3

      😆

    • @adamjc7558
      @adamjc7558 4 роки тому +2

      1k

  • @interhistoria5632
    @interhistoria5632 3 роки тому +258

    Guy: "You stabbed me!"
    Nicegirl: "You know I play around."
    It is at this moment, you either call the police or block her and call the police.

  • @chadpowell1832
    @chadpowell1832 4 роки тому +3308

    we need to appreciate this guys nice girl accent lol, its on point

  • @Haishi-is-a-mess
    @Haishi-is-a-mess 5 років тому +2345

    Girl dictionary:
    I miss you= I want to commit arson
    Wanna hang out= I’m gonna frame you for arson
    Lol= my father was arrested for arson when I was nine years old. No one ever suspected me. My father found out I hadn’t been doing my homework, so he had to be eliminated. Of course, sending him to prison was easier than I thought. Too easy even. Sometimes I fear what I am capable of, but I don’t regret it. In this essay I will

  • @Tasoq
    @Tasoq 5 років тому +648

    "I'm not a narcissist, I'm just prettier than everyone"
    Do you know what a narcissist is?

    • @MyouKyuubi
      @MyouKyuubi 5 років тому +51

      Logic and reason is not something narcissists are good at, lol.

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 років тому +18

      An insult, any other definition gets ignored because they don't want to hear anything over the sound of their own ego.

    • @skribbskeibb989
      @skribbskeibb989 4 роки тому +4

      she must be stupid to

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому

      @@MyouKyuubi i used to live with a narcissist and yes. this is 100% accurate.

    • @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922
      @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922 4 роки тому

      Narcissist a person that cares only about themselves

  • @Defektyd
    @Defektyd 3 роки тому +253

    The Yandere one genuinely scared me because of how on-point it was and I'm not even a weeb.

    • @nu_kercat1
      @nu_kercat1 3 роки тому +9

      that seemed more like an obsessed stalker but ok, and seemed a bit too much like that one character from anime

    • @alexele9121
      @alexele9121 3 роки тому +4

      I am a weeb and It scared me a lot because I didn’t realize they were real

    • @anthonyraymond8955
      @anthonyraymond8955 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @jamesperry4521
      @jamesperry4521 3 роки тому +5

      I had an experience sort of like this she would stalk me and would interrupt conversations i had with any girl she would hide behind walls and take pictures of me and it would keep on happening till i moved

    • @beanbrain6162
      @beanbrain6162 3 роки тому +3

      @@nu_kercat1 I feel like 'Yandere' is just kind of the japanese, manga-related term for 'obsessed stalker'
      like
      same thing, different words?? Slightly different contexts?
      idk
      not rlly sure
      but yeah
      lotta overlap

  • @DisguisedMunkee
    @DisguisedMunkee 5 років тому +1155

    Nice girl: why do men only want looks instead of personality?
    Also nice girl: I'm cuter than your gf, leave her for me.

    • @ivannav9175
      @ivannav9175 5 років тому +60

      Lmao the guy I'm talking to deadass got a message from his former high school friend telling him to leave me because shes "prettier" than me. He ssed it, sent it to me, blocked her , and then we made fun of her on ft. I think imma marry this man 🤩

    • @あきら-v7h
      @あきら-v7h 5 років тому +4

      TWO NICE GIRLS

    • @kwando472
      @kwando472 5 років тому +40

      @@ivannav9175 Nah leave him for me I'm prettier.

    • @ivannav9175
      @ivannav9175 5 років тому +4

      @@kwando472 lmao 💀

    • @rbexcess
      @rbexcess 4 роки тому

      I got it to 666

  • @strawbuwu384
    @strawbuwu384 4 роки тому +1384

    "if she pushes you away, pull her closer"
    *if she is dying and tells you to call 911, don't.*

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 4 роки тому +31

      If, within this scenario, one of her texts says, "DON'T TEXT ME", destroy her phone, and therefore the room around you, with a bomb.

    • @alucozadebottle4423
      @alucozadebottle4423 4 роки тому +3

      If she says you mean the world to her
      *take it over*

    • @spindless
      @spindless 4 роки тому +4

      If she files a restraining order, ignore it. It's just paper

    • @ChickenLiver911
      @ChickenLiver911 4 роки тому +2

      Wait, you were supposed to do that? Whenever I see I dying nice girl I just finish them off.

    • @Taystee
      @Taystee 4 роки тому

      John Fitzgerald Kennedy ✨

  • @jennymesas4699
    @jennymesas4699 5 років тому +3563

    "Dating a Latina be like" why do they always make us look crazy? Are all the Latina memes written by Lele Pons?

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 5 років тому +104

      Because it's a funny stereotype.

    • @useroffline9999
      @useroffline9999 5 років тому +24

      Jenny Mesas probably
      Or Kat Von D

    • @isa-4423
      @isa-4423 5 років тому +7

      Fr

    • @ellen314
      @ellen314 5 років тому +135

      @Herald of dissonance
      "woman here are crazy" you can't say that, did you dated all the girls of latin america to say that we all are crazy?

    • @imokwithroji3311
      @imokwithroji3311 5 років тому +132

      We’re normal ppl lol we’re not another species...

  • @igmoreno3579
    @igmoreno3579 3 роки тому +2013

    "can cute boys stop being: gay" no, we're cute for other cute boys!

  • @suborgtfo.4433
    @suborgtfo.4433 5 років тому +6806

    r/niceguys : wait that's illegal...

    • @jakethesnake8088
      @jakethesnake8088 5 років тому +55

      I was the 100th person to like this comment

    • @ToxicSama
      @ToxicSama 5 років тому +230

      @@jakethesnake8088 Congratulations, *Nobody cares*

    • @aerq8874
      @aerq8874 5 років тому +42

      Toxic Sama look at pistol whipeed’s profile pic, thats him now

    • @olive6942
      @olive6942 5 років тому +33

      those two people are made for each other

    • @DOOMS711
      @DOOMS711 5 років тому +1

      Sub

  • @ajbtllr1530
    @ajbtllr1530 4 роки тому +870

    Guy: *kindly tells them they are not ready for relationships*
    Girl: *proceeds to throw a fit, threaten to ruin their family and their life*
    Bruh

    • @anniebot_45-73
      @anniebot_45-73 4 роки тому +20

      most women handle rejection extremely poorly, it's almost as if they never had to strike up the confidence (and risk looking like an idiot) in high school to ask someone out. guys have it so hard :/

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 роки тому +38

      AnnieBot_45-73
      Well, I mean
      There are nice guys... **shudder**
      But I agree, a lot of these girls assume that they will automatically inherit the world, and when rejection ensues because of that attitude, the don’t know what to do

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 роки тому +5

      Himalayan Duck
      Exactly, which just makes them even more frightening XD

    • @starbluelight12yearsago39
      @starbluelight12yearsago39 4 роки тому +6

      @Himalayan Duck they come off as any normal girl , maybe kinda quirky , then when they get upset you've pretty much opened hells gates. These fuckers are the most pathetic selfish close minded garbage animals that manipulate men into giving them all they want and leave them for a taller one. I know I sound like a nice guy , but this actually happens very frequently and some of these can legit ruin your life.

    • @cdcpss
      @cdcpss 4 роки тому

      AnnieBot_45-73 to be fair some guys rlly cant handle it either for example like i’ve seen a couple of girls not give their snap to some guy and sometimes they reply with “ugly anyway" everyone is different it’s just people who can’t handle rejection maybe it jus depends wat females you’ve met with

  • @hello2secondsago958
    @hello2secondsago958 5 років тому +2201

    they ask
    "why are you single? you art beautiful, smart, and caring."
    and I reply...
    "I have commitment issues, as a child my dad left me and--"

    • @sefsprite
      @sefsprite 5 років тому +100

      Teddy Bear
      Why are you reporting this comment?
      I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.

    • @JesusJavier-MyAccount
      @JesusJavier-MyAccount 5 років тому +28

      Sorry, I am underage and I am not interested in such stuck up women like yourself.

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 5 років тому +3

      @@JesusJavier-MyAccount r/wooooosh

    • @mr.intruder1536
      @mr.intruder1536 5 років тому +6

      Why do am I still single I'm smart,kind,gentle and respectful
      And I just realized that I'm 5,9
      And btw this is a joke

    • @JesusJavier-MyAccount
      @JesusJavier-MyAccount 5 років тому +10

      *@ShadyBeAShooketh*
      How is that r/wooooosh?
      I was replying to what he was going to reply when someone asks him that.
      I was playing with the joke, so I can r/wooosh you back.

  • @NocturnalPyro
    @NocturnalPyro 4 роки тому +58

    16:31 that’s a huge Understatement, a Yandere’s way of being obsessive, is to the point of insanity, they are the kind of person who’d stalk their love interest, and possibly harm any potential lovers of their love interest, or possibly their love interest if he/she shows an interest in anyone else than the yandere.

  • @kattyzz
    @kattyzz 4 роки тому +2808

    I’m not like other girls.
    Im a five feet cockroach.

  • @OfficiallyToasted
    @OfficiallyToasted 5 років тому +2989

    “I am an actual Yandere”
    oh no
    *OH NO*

    • @swededontknow
      @swededontknow 5 років тому +243

      Sweet god, i thought we had gotten rid of those cursed beings. Prepare, soldiers. Prepare for the upcoming war.

    • @thermalhen4349
      @thermalhen4349 5 років тому +87

      And yet people still like Toga from My Hero Academia

    • @randomperson3601
      @randomperson3601 5 років тому +25

      Who moved my sawed-off?! Where are my ‘nades?! I NEED MY CUP-A-SOUP!!!

    • @oskarasbartkus4775
      @oskarasbartkus4775 5 років тому +27

      YOU CAN HAVE HIM/HER JUST LEAVE ME THE DUCK ALONE

    • @scotlandtaylor7041
      @scotlandtaylor7041 5 років тому +7

      Oh jesus

  • @kimberlythefairy
    @kimberlythefairy 5 років тому +3500

    why don't niceguys and nicegirls just
    * clap hands *
    would there be like r/nicekids if they reproduce?

    • @kimberlythefairy
      @kimberlythefairy 5 років тому +153

      @@bonbon5717 damn im sorry you're right

    • @allyisspicy
      @allyisspicy 5 років тому +157

      Kimberly Santos they won’t reproduce they are just full of hate

    • @randomperson3601
      @randomperson3601 5 років тому +134

      The hatred built up inside both people would give birth to a being only comparable to a singularity comprised only of narcissism.
      This being would also be considered the god of Nice People, or the devil incarnate to the average person.
      So, in a sense, it would mean we could all become slayers of the damned. Sign me up!

    • @randomperson3601
      @randomperson3601 5 років тому +8

      index who says they have to create “offspring” by normal means? We’re talking about a feeling being concentrated by two “parents” and that concentration giving “birth” to what is told in my aforementioned comment

    • @spacedonut4943
      @spacedonut4943 5 років тому +82

      and that is how r/entitledparents are made

  • @theactionman007
    @theactionman007 4 роки тому +175

    "Siri, what's a yandere?"
    Siri: WTF?
    "Urban Dictionary, what's a yandare?"
    "OH YIKES!"
    Oh yikes indeed.

    • @MuddyPuppy26
      @MuddyPuppy26 3 роки тому +1

      This was my first time hearing about a yandere, and when Damien read it, I shuddered in fear

  • @moonhxney5244
    @moonhxney5244 5 років тому +446

    "The guy your thinking about is currently texting 4 different girls"
    I didnt know Voldermort had a phone

  • @0100-m9h
    @0100-m9h 5 років тому +3065

    I legit didn’t know the “nice girl” epidemic was this bad. I’m sorry guys

    • @Dakarai_Knight
      @Dakarai_Knight 4 роки тому +328

      Almost glad I'm gay.... Then I remember nice guys exist too.

    • @Aybeece
      @Aybeece 4 роки тому +207

      We’re all trapped. No escape no escape no escape no escape.

    • @sauceprovider2405
      @sauceprovider2405 4 роки тому +60

      gg m’lady . fedora tip

    • @sammy_winchesterxxspookyna8748
      @sammy_winchesterxxspookyna8748 4 роки тому +26

      Jedijazz4 nice people are toxic

    • @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922
      @sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922 4 роки тому +8

      Well they got one thing right I'm to lazy to start looking and I don't want to bother looking if I did then I'm not sure what would happen I'm lazy until you pull up a game then all hell breaks loose

  • @somerandomdude3744
    @somerandomdude3744 4 роки тому +779

    “I’m so qwerky!”
    [Deep, Masculine, demonic laughter]

    • @jennysky47
      @jennysky47 4 роки тому +9

      Bruh💀

    • @JesseTwillaTUBA
      @JesseTwillaTUBA 4 роки тому +3

      Im so confused but i love it

    • @louisefallon545
      @louisefallon545 4 роки тому +1

      I see this as a absolute win

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 роки тому +1

      My laugh is so hilarious
      I love my laugh because of how stupid it is lol
      Y’all would laugh too if you knew me irl

    • @dapperzz
      @dapperzz 4 роки тому +1

      "Demonic Laughter"
      *666 likes*

  • @licorice_except_im_a_simp8691
    @licorice_except_im_a_simp8691 4 роки тому +385

    “If cute boys stop being- gay”
    This girl definitely thinks sexuality is a choice, maybe

    • @nickixiusdangelolunala7779
      @nickixiusdangelolunala7779 3 роки тому +27

      I hate when those girls say that. Like stfu!

    • @licorice_except_im_a_simp8691
      @licorice_except_im_a_simp8691 3 роки тому +39

      @YANEZA Luis Venancio no it isn’t?? You can’t control how you feel can you?

    • @jupiterrose5140
      @jupiterrose5140 3 роки тому +28

      @YANEZA Luis Venancio lol ok then. good for you, im still gay

    • @sarahtheidiot8961
      @sarahtheidiot8961 3 роки тому +50

      @YANEZA Luis Venancio Well if you can control how you feel, lucky you. Not everyone is like that though. Feelings are natural and even though they can drive you to make a decision, the feeling itself is never something a person can control on their own. Letting people know your sexuality is a choice, but feeling the way you do is not.
      Think of it like this, imagine most everyone likes chocolate ice cream, but you prefer vanilla ice cream (the chocolate ice cream represents straight feelings and vanilla represents gay feelings). You have different feelings than the others and fear you may get bullied or made fun of for liking what you like, but if you let people know which ice cream you really like there may be someone who shares the same feelings. So it is your choice to let your feelings show to people, but it is not your choice to feel the way you do.
      (Sorry, I know ice cream is probably not the best way to show an example but it's all I've got)

    • @utatanepikoV5
      @utatanepikoV5 3 роки тому +15

      @@sarahtheidiot8961 that's an amazing explanation!

  • @mistaisnotamused3285
    @mistaisnotamused3285 5 років тому +3020

    They are like keyboards, they say they're QWERTY but they all do the same thing.

  • @LittleDevilSings
    @LittleDevilSings 5 років тому +612

    These exchanges are kinda scary, almost like we're looking at the conversations of future serial killers

    • @zeke8985
      @zeke8985 4 роки тому +7

      I know

    • @Jenna2k
      @Jenna2k 4 роки тому +5

      Ya it scares me I'm the same gender lol.

    • @OrionoftheStar
      @OrionoftheStar 4 роки тому

      Can you report a reddit post to the police?

    • @neo4016
      @neo4016 4 роки тому +1

      Being gay doesnt sound bad now

    • @toiletwater5461
      @toiletwater5461 4 роки тому

      @@zeke8985 I keep on meeting you

  • @dj_echo
    @dj_echo 5 років тому +2398

    I'm not like other girls. I sneeze with the force of a jet engine and scare the crap out of my dad.

    • @lydiango864
      @lydiango864 5 років тому +48

      Random Stuff with DJ THE WAY I WHEEZED-

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex 5 років тому +131

      I'm not like other girls. When I'm using a tissue, I sound like a mix between a mad elephant and a broken trumpet. LOL XD
      That just felt so cringey, did I do that right?

    • @justinroux1687
      @justinroux1687 5 років тому +14

      @@Gabi-vt4ex i hate that comment but it was funny

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex 5 років тому +1

      @@justinroux1687 Thanks, I appreciate it.😅😂

    • @justinroux1687
      @justinroux1687 5 років тому +1

      @@Gabi-vt4ex np

  • @autumn557
    @autumn557 4 роки тому +83

    “You’re not allowed to go to any carnivals without me”
    Dude... who hurt you?

  • @AbbysArtCorner
    @AbbysArtCorner 5 років тому +580

    No one:
    Nice girls: *Splish Splash, your opinion, is trash.*

  • @nyther
    @nyther 5 років тому +444

    I think "agressive" and "violent" is too sweet for what Yandere means

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 5 років тому +43

      What about *MURDERER*

    • @helloyesiammillie
      @helloyesiammillie 5 років тому +61

      -Murderer
      -Torturer
      -Blackmailer
      -Rapist?
      -Traitor
      Probably missed a few.

    • @whotookmypuddingcup4131
      @whotookmypuddingcup4131 5 років тому +14

      @@helloyesiammillie yea. Ya missed one.
      - a crazy bitch

    • @somedude1967
      @somedude1967 5 років тому +4

      @@helloyesiammillie kidnapper
      Psychopath in general
      Life-ruiner
      Literally jesus at keeping weapons
      Knows EVERYONE
      Literally jesus at makeshift weapons

  • @jasminemhoon4959
    @jasminemhoon4959 4 роки тому +698

    EmKay: what’s a yandere
    The Weebs: oh god.

    • @psychedoll.
      @psychedoll. 4 роки тому +7

      Jasmine Mhoon big facts right here

    • @Alex-qp7mj
      @Alex-qp7mj 4 роки тому +24

      yandere simulator players also had this reaction

    • @victoroverangels
      @victoroverangels 4 роки тому +18

      @@Alex-qp7mj please don't get even close to that game anymore

    • @Bob-hh8rp
      @Bob-hh8rp 4 роки тому +1

      @@coffinze you misspelled donut

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber 4 роки тому +4

      And disgustingly, some weebs love yendere
      Stupid, but true

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 2 роки тому +11

    This whole subreddit just reminds me of something a friend and I experienced.
    He and I are both asexual, and since it was Pride Month, we were wearing our Ace Pride shirts (one had a dragon with the Ace Pride colours, the other said “I have an Ace up my sleeve. It’s me, I’m Ace and in these sleeves”). A random woman, kinda looked early 30’s, she just walked up and began talking to my friend. Now, my friend is built like a brick building; he’s ripped, 6’2 ish, styles his hair flawlessly, he’s a cool dude, and looks cool too. He’s been hit on before, and he just eyed me like “damn, I’m not up for this.” The woman was just all over him, asking if he had a girlfriend, asking if he was busy that day, and he was so annoyed, but he’s REALLY polite, so he didn’t really know how to blow her off. She just wouldn’t stop, and began asking about… well, if he was hung. And it was that point where I stepped in (cause I’m an angry sack of shit who doesn’t like it when people do this shit), and said “hey, he’s not interested. Leave him be.” She began getting shitty with me, calling me a little girl (I’m a boy), and saying “we’re having a private chat.” He got mad, and said “we’re in public, and I’m asexual. I’m not interested.” And pointed at his shirt, to emphasize his point. And this woman, this fucking woman, said “You just haven’t been with a good woman, give me five minutes and I’ll prove you wrong.” And then she tried to grab at his crotch?? He grabbed her wrist and pushed her away from him. She was furious, yelled “if you were just a [bundle of sticks], all you had to do was say so!” And just stormed out. No one in the Starbucks clapped, and he was fuming. A couple walked up and asked if he was ok, he said he was, and they got him a cookie. That couple was really sweet, I hope they’re ok. And my friend is in a romantic relationship now with a really cool person, but that doesn’t stop people from trying to hit on him, but now he has a partner who’s ready to slug folks who try to get fresh.
    13:10 fuck you in particular, random stranger, stay in jail

    • @invadertrollfalls1407
      @invadertrollfalls1407 6 місяців тому +1

      I'm so sorry that happened to your friend. That woman was completely out of line and I'm glad she was told off. As a fellow asexual, it can get pretty irritating when people can't seem to respect you or take no for an answer. I hope both you and your buddy are doing great now, and I'm glad he managed to find a good relationship in the end. 🖤🩶🤍💜

  • @Dana-rp3wl
    @Dana-rp3wl 4 роки тому +475

    confidence: i’m beautiful and don’t need anyone else to tell me so
    narcissism: i’m prettier than everybody
    large difference nice girls

    • @Rivenlore99
      @Rivenlore99 4 роки тому +21

      As someone who struggles with this in general, thank you for making the disticntion

    • @dumgod.
      @dumgod. 4 роки тому +3

      I feel that any confidence is narcissism

    • @marcy1949
      @marcy1949 4 роки тому +39

      jericho Ng theres a fine line between confidence and arrogance

    • @dumgod.
      @dumgod. 4 роки тому +1

      Oh ok

    • @dumgod.
      @dumgod. 4 роки тому +1

      Thank

  • @jm5820
    @jm5820 4 роки тому +179

    "I just feel so unhappy reading these posts" ~ Damien
    Everyone felt that

  • @Actualbowlofsoup
    @Actualbowlofsoup 5 років тому +566

    Nice girl : "you will never find another girl like me"
    Person with braincells : *exactly*

    • @kaiamthe1667
      @kaiamthe1667 5 років тому +17

      *thats the point*

    • @pogamer69
      @pogamer69 5 років тому +6

      @@kaiamthe1667 *you passed the test*

  • @versatile4445
    @versatile4445 3 роки тому +47

    "because a disease will get me off this planet, away from the nicegirls"
    -Damien 2019

  • @tartali63
    @tartali63 4 роки тому +2305

    no one: literally every single girl in r/NiceGirls: im not like other girls ✨ im loyal 🤩 im unique 😳 im quirky 🥰 you dont deserve me 😡 and im saying this humbly 😌

    • @che-chos-beja3652
      @che-chos-beja3652 4 роки тому +162

      The "Humble" shit is like:
      I'm not racist but...

    • @greyslaurenciana9249
      @greyslaurenciana9249 4 роки тому +129

      @@che-chos-beja3652 ikr? Like "not to be sexist but every male human existing has 200 girlfriends and only attracted to big boobs, and I'm better than every girl because I'm nice 😊 and will kill you for your life insurance 😜 and I mean that in the most humblest way 😊😘👏" like jesus christ calm down lmao

    • @moonbreaker1584
      @moonbreaker1584 4 роки тому +9

      Yo I got that right

    • @alucozadebottle4423
      @alucozadebottle4423 4 роки тому +13

      *slaps nice girl* thats a lie

    • @kwooi3610
      @kwooi3610 4 роки тому +18

      @@alucozadebottle4423 might as well include a danganronpa quote....
      NO THAT'S WRONG!

  • @Phantasmagora
    @Phantasmagora 4 роки тому +810

    "I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!" Cried 100 identical women.

    • @bunnyf4792
      @bunnyf4792 4 роки тому +12

      You mean 1.000.000.000.000

    • @Phantasmagora
      @Phantasmagora 4 роки тому +3

      @@bunnyf4792 fair enough 😂

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 4 роки тому +5

      Robin :3
      Except multiplied by 17 so...

    • @jamesclarencerayel5799
      @jamesclarencerayel5799 4 роки тому

      Robin :3 you did trillion that’s more than x100 girls that actually exist

    • @yo-rh8lk
      @yo-rh8lk 4 роки тому +4

      @@jamesclarencerayel5799 goes to show even future gens of girls r the same

  • @izumimidoriya679
    @izumimidoriya679 4 роки тому +1173

    Attention all Nice Girls: You do not live in some k-drama or anime. Chill.

    • @andygray5366
      @andygray5366 4 роки тому +74

      Then again, everyone in a tv show or movie or book or video game say they aren't in a tv show/movie/book/video game. So uh, have fun sleeping tonight i guess

    • @k1tz3n50
      @k1tz3n50 4 роки тому +27

      Andy gray I-

    • @andygray5366
      @andygray5366 4 роки тому +30

      @@k1tz3n50 betcha weren't expecting that plot twist

    • @k1tz3n50
      @k1tz3n50 4 роки тому +13

      Andy gray sure wasn’t-

    • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
      @okboomerbutitsacat8050 4 роки тому +22

      I haven't seen anime anime that has these kinda girls.
      Atleast not ones where they don't get the shit punched out of their faces.

  • @carrotsparrow4175
    @carrotsparrow4175 4 роки тому +44

    I actually met a girl that made me feel wanted, but I found out that she flirts because she is bored, she even said I love you and all that stuff

    • @blondebimbowannabe
      @blondebimbowannabe 3 роки тому +2

      Hope you're doing better now pal

    • @MuddyPuppy26
      @MuddyPuppy26 3 роки тому +2

      Sorry dude, hope your doing better than that bird in your profile pic

    • @popeofsimps2924
      @popeofsimps2924 3 роки тому +1

      Christ fuck that person hope you doing good, maybe met someone who genuinely cares for you at that

    • @Avighna
      @Avighna 3 роки тому +1

      Same haha. How can people do that?

  • @Ishouldgo2sleep
    @Ishouldgo2sleep 5 років тому +822

    I used to believe that crap "if a girl says leave me alone the guy is supposed to reply to her no matter what till she says it's ok I was mad"
    But I quickly realized after my first relashionship that this was the kind of bs we see at the TV that makes us go awwww when the guy tries to get the girl back this isn't irl
    In reality if you say to someone who loves you leave me alone without meaning it you just shit on them and they will 90% of the time answer well ok bye and the smart-ass you are will be thinking "see he doesn't care at all" when in reality you've just hurt someone
    COMMUNICATION is the secret

    • @randomperson3601
      @randomperson3601 5 років тому +56

      So what you’re saying is that the infinite knowledge and experience of Nice Girls has been derived from celebrity TV shows, soap operas and dating shows?
      God that’s a tunnel I need to cave in.

    • @Daidek
      @Daidek 5 років тому +34

      I don’t get why you wouldn’t just leave her be.
      She’s literally asking you to do it

    • @maelstrom2313
      @maelstrom2313 5 років тому +11

      @@Daidek In my high school this girl told a guy off for asking her to flash him. She did a few days later. Everyone knows at least a dozen stories like this, it's why guys persist.

    • @christinewennerberg804
      @christinewennerberg804 5 років тому +29

      I don't know about that. I think it honestly varies person to person on how you should behave. I know people who genuinely should be left alone when they ask, and I know people who need others near them even when they ask to be left alone.

    • @kenzij
      @kenzij 5 років тому +9

      For the most part I'd say you're right, however there are some people who are just so insecure and/or broken from past experiences that they don't realize that they're pushing people away. I mean obviously they realize that they're telling someone to leave them alone, but they don't realize that they're only doing that as a test.

  • @skellydragon1712
    @skellydragon1712 4 роки тому +430

    Damien: What is a yandere?
    Me: * remembers all the time in yandere simulator * Oh buddy boy you’re in for a treat

    • @no-bc4jl
      @no-bc4jl 4 роки тому +28

      an aggressive simp

    • @skiddytie961
      @skiddytie961 4 роки тому +6

      Oh shit is it out I forgot that even existed I only played the beta

    • @marieporter9488
      @marieporter9488 4 роки тому +22

      @Rhys Dittrich No, yanderes literally kill (both the person they are obsessed with, along with anyone who shows interest in the object of their affection/anyone who the object of their affection shows interest in)
      Tsunderes don't kill, unless they are also yanderes

    • @Shaemmeh
      @Shaemmeh 4 роки тому +8

      Nah and at this point it will basically never, the developer isn’t the sharpest tool.

    • @mr.quackers3545
      @mr.quackers3545 4 роки тому

      @@Shaemmeh sh.

  • @Kirill-rc5ng
    @Kirill-rc5ng 5 років тому +368

    Nice girls be like: guys needs to ask for consent and it needs to be respected
    Other guys: girls need to do that too
    Nice girls: wait that's illegal

    • @zealouslyCantankerous
      @zealouslyCantankerous 5 років тому +13

      Lmao yes

    • @ibavider
      @ibavider 5 років тому

      Nice girl: *Stabs guy because she thought he was cheating*
      Guy: *Tazes her in self defense*
      Nice girl: Wait, that's illegal!

  • @gmdronn.archives5726
    @gmdronn.archives5726 3 роки тому +63

    Women: Men don’t like nice women!
    Me having a kind, loving and beautiful girlfriend:
    Welcome to the 🧢 store!

  • @Wyven___
    @Wyven___ 4 роки тому +193

    "Jealousy and clinginess is fine until it gets to a certain point though."
    Thanks for saying this. I used to be with someone who would always get jealous with everything and would be really really clingy. I always saw saying like "they're just jealous because they care" and it would make me doubt my decision to break it off with them and wonder if I was just being too harsh. Even though it has been an entire year, I never really got a clear answer until now. Thank you.

    • @bloodemprince1337
      @bloodemprince1337 4 роки тому +10

      Hey fellow human :P 100% agree being jello is fine til a certain point and I believe that relationships are built on trust. Assuming your partner is always cheating on you or something of the sort is extremely disheartening so you were defiantly in the right for that break up

    • @OrionoftheStar
      @OrionoftheStar 4 роки тому +5

      I have yet to find something the phrase "moderation in all things, including moderation" doesn't apply to.

    • @aerohydreigon1101
      @aerohydreigon1101 4 роки тому +8

      Just cut off everybody who do these 'girl code' or 'girl dictionary' to manipulate boys from your life
      As for "They're just jealous because they care.", I do not understand that
      If they are jealous 'becuase they care', they probably leech attention off of you and want you to stay with them

    • @thedragonshoard9130
      @thedragonshoard9130 4 роки тому +1

      I'm not really JEALOUS(like I am, but its not bad. I keep it to myself.) but I'm very clingy. So take it straight from the sourse. Yes it comes from a place of love. Yes to much is bad and a good reason to sit down and have a serious talk. A little is perfectly fine as long as you talk about it beforehand. Just like bdsm and suger, a little is fine, but there is always such a thing as too much.

    • @dangerousman4071
      @dangerousman4071 4 роки тому +1

      Same here dude. Exact same feeling. It's the worse place to be in. You think it's not enough to break up but it ruins your life day in and day out.

  • @ee8546
    @ee8546 5 років тому +3239

    The 1 who disliked was just too quirky to be like all the oThEr gIrlS

    • @meatedbread3672
      @meatedbread3672 5 років тому +23

      Want free Minecraft mods

    • @spooky3409
      @spooky3409 5 років тому +5

      Well then, explain the 8 dislikes?

    • @zexsin2117
      @zexsin2117 5 років тому +5

      No it was Bryce

    • @onjo6746
      @onjo6746 5 років тому

      @@meatedbread3672 sure

    • @ee8546
      @ee8546 5 років тому +1

      @@spooky3409 oh no I made the comment too early ;-;

  • @thecrazy7thgrader559
    @thecrazy7thgrader559 5 років тому +374

    *before knowing the word: Yandere*
    Damien: What is that word??
    *after knowing the word: Yandere*
    Damien: Y I K E S ! !

    • @Creepypastaarcade
      @Creepypastaarcade 5 років тому +1

      Hello :)

    • @Hunt5258
      @Hunt5258 5 років тому +7

      @@Creepypastaarcade *everyday we stray further from god*

  • @buggxtz
    @buggxtz 4 роки тому +17

    if someone calls you ugly just block them no need to give them a “savage” comeback you found off the internet

  • @raynethescribe2772
    @raynethescribe2772 5 років тому +253

    Reddit user: I'm an actual yandere
    Me: *screams for 10 years*

  • @sophsophsophsoph_6888
    @sophsophsophsoph_6888 5 років тому +1224

    Nice girls defeat the meaning of being nice.
    They're giving me a stroke and that's not nice.

    • @jtorres2643
      @jtorres2643 5 років тому +14

      butth arrnnev noce girhf suppsh t be negb

    • @rew1677
      @rew1677 5 років тому +6

      Hey want to know something. I met a actual "nice girl". I went out with her for 1 day. That 1 day i got by her 5 time over the head. I broke up with her and then she still hit me after i broke up with her. I grabed her arm when she tried to slap me. Took her a week for her to go away.

    • @ahhh8147
      @ahhh8147 5 років тому +8

      rewester17 r/thathappened

    • @ahhh8147
      @ahhh8147 5 років тому +1

      JT ghahebehjabshwowagvshsshw

    • @Turner94-
      @Turner94- 5 років тому +13

      R/ihdaastronke

  • @MYZS
    @MYZS 5 років тому +704

    Best girl is Damien wit her classy laugh and impressions

    • @OVAH9001
      @OVAH9001 5 років тому +19

      *Best Girl*

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 5 років тому +7

      @@OVAH9001 yes.

    • @itzdivinity5988
      @itzdivinity5988 5 років тому +1

      HELP IM NOT GAY AND I KEEP GETTING DMS FROM GAY DUDES

    • @CrazedSmiles
      @CrazedSmiles 5 років тому +1

      @@itzdivinity5988 what?

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 5 років тому +1

      @@itzdivinity5988 is this a random comment or a joke

  • @gdaraven7110
    @gdaraven7110 3 роки тому +11

    "They're just fun" - Damien is my spirit animal

  • @Somefrickface
    @Somefrickface 5 років тому +359

    3:27 Well to be fair, "cool" meaning "I don't care" is pretty common among *_both_* genders.

    • @Commodus43
      @Commodus43 5 років тому +31

      Both? As in 2? I'll have you know my sisters and I identify individually as different dinosaurs of the triassic.

    • @Nobody-gv6bs
      @Nobody-gv6bs 5 років тому +9

      2 genders? sir I identify as an attack helicopter.

    • @noggervang945
      @noggervang945 5 років тому +3

      cool

    • @Nobody-gv6bs
      @Nobody-gv6bs 5 років тому +3

      @Deserve Not Desire According to the gender update i am identify as half attack chopper and half sarcasm

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 5 років тому +1

      I identify as a four slotted toaster acktualllly

  • @luxuccino6486
    @luxuccino6486 5 років тому +806

    "can cute boys stop being: gay"
    *oh no*

    • @catholicjohn3862
      @catholicjohn3862 5 років тому +143

      luxuccino Actually, please stay gay. I need all the chances I can get

    • @sebastiangomez3330
      @sebastiangomez3330 4 роки тому +11

      @@catholicjohn3862 fax I need my shot

    • @daisyx0558
      @daisyx0558 4 роки тому +24

      My ex friend manipulated a guys sexuality and says she is "QuIrkY" mate you ain't quirky you are just manipulative and toxic af

    • @illegalpancakes9289
      @illegalpancakes9289 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah I'm gay

    • @impossiblehanley2212
      @impossiblehanley2212 4 роки тому +2

      @@catholicjohn3862 *_Catholic_* John
      ???

  • @linaabboud8653
    @linaabboud8653 5 років тому +470

    “What is a yandere?”
    *reads ud definition*
    “OH YIKES”

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 5 років тому +19

      Yup.
      They think it's adorable when it's horrible,literal psychopaths :)

  • @IcyAmbarino
    @IcyAmbarino 4 роки тому +17

    As a woman myself, I scroll through this subreddit just for the satisfaction of the fact that I’m nothing like these... embarrassing specimens of the human race. Please do not think all woman are the same, it’s not the gender. It’s the person.

  • @everythingwithashton5876
    @everythingwithashton5876 5 років тому +353

    I’m not like other boys, I only have one functioning kidney

    • @fishgomez331
      @fishgomez331 5 років тому

      ...

    • @lumiq2476
      @lumiq2476 5 років тому +1

      Why am I losing it over this

    • @justoh312
      @justoh312 5 років тому +5

      im not like other boys, probably because im not a boy

    • @jasperqartzinger8752
      @jasperqartzinger8752 5 років тому +1

      Ur so qwerky lol

    • @caimacd
      @caimacd 5 років тому +1

      I find you deeply attractive but not for your looks, for what's on the inside.

  • @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331
    @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 4 роки тому +192

    "How to lose a man, just be a good women. They hate that"
    Nice girl's definition of a good women : *Desperately tries to play with guy's emotions*

  • @Goldenboy-pe2ci
    @Goldenboy-pe2ci 4 роки тому +491

    "I'll be nice and sweet if you buy me things"
    Who are you, every EA executive?

    • @smolamericanbean9120
      @smolamericanbean9120 4 роки тому +1

      IDOSPPRORJSOWODKRJJDPSORHRHTHKSOSJD YESSSSSSSSS

    • @spacesprts
      @spacesprts 4 роки тому +6

      Dead body reported

    • @OmarlsTheGoat
      @OmarlsTheGoat 4 роки тому +2

      @@spacesprts Red: who killed her????
      Goldenboy 1919: i did

    • @kwooi3610
      @kwooi3610 4 роки тому

      dude you fucking killed her

    • @erenjeager4987
      @erenjeager4987 4 роки тому +5

      Comment: [LOCKED]
      Pay £5.99 to unlock message.

  • @avalineriley6809
    @avalineriley6809 3 роки тому +5

    I remember a couple of years back my big sister said to me "no matter what you are in life, never be a nice girl" and it confused me at the time, I wondered what could possibly be wrong with being a nice girl....
    Now I get it.
    I'm so sorry people have to put up with that insanity.
    On that note though, why don't these "nice girls" and "nice guys" get together, they seem perfect for each other.
    It would also be much safer for everyone else.

  • @hammerofjustice1183
    @hammerofjustice1183 4 роки тому +762

    I can just imagine the chaos from a nice girl encountering an asexual person. It would be beautiful.

    • @marccurion1924
      @marccurion1924 4 роки тому +86

      You summoned?

    • @Yesihr84
      @Yesihr84 4 роки тому +97

      I heard asexual, i was summoned

    • @marccurion1924
      @marccurion1924 4 роки тому +38

      @@bsyo2665 why not both

    • @Yesihr84
      @Yesihr84 4 роки тому +61

      BSYO asexual does exist, search it up

    • @Yesihr84
      @Yesihr84 4 роки тому +29

      BSYO I’m not, don’t go jumping to conclusions just because you don’t believe in something

  • @theblob2937
    @theblob2937 4 роки тому +270

    I'll know I'm dangerously drunk when this sub Reddit starts making sense

    • @Ultrakilltree
      @Ultrakilltree 4 роки тому +11

      well well well after each drink you should look just to make sure! it will be helpful AND painful!

    • @MJHootHoot
      @MJHootHoot 4 роки тому +2

      Ooohhh. That’ll be a good time. Welp, if you do try it, hope ya have a corker with it!

    • @unfinishedzizzy7582
      @unfinishedzizzy7582 4 роки тому

      If it starts to, get some water and call an uber. We want what's best for you.

    • @silverphantomme99
      @silverphantomme99 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, if that happenes go to the hospital. And cheeck if everything is okay.

  • @litete2512
    @litete2512 5 років тому +703

    I'm not like other girls,
    I *_did not have sexual relations with that woman_*

  • @mohammeded-dahbi7603
    @mohammeded-dahbi7603 3 роки тому +6

    "What's a yandere?"
    Ma man Damien you're about to get surprised

  • @davidv3612
    @davidv3612 4 роки тому +491

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Nice Girls: “we live in a society”😟

    • @samiam9202
      @samiam9202 4 роки тому +17

      What, where the people who call themselves nice, quirky and sweet are actually demonic murderers who want your soul? Yep. Also, nicegirl brain tastes really fekkin bitter, don't try it, it doesn't have enough intelligence to be nutritional to an illithid such as myself. Saying for a friend.

    • @davidv3612
      @davidv3612 4 роки тому +13

      Foxglove Nixot no, you seem to speak from experience on how a human brain tastes like mister

    • @undercoversmonk5712
      @undercoversmonk5712 4 роки тому +2

      @@samiam9202 yeah, yoi do sound like youre speaking from experience...what are you hiding?

    • @samiam9202
      @samiam9202 4 роки тому +1

      @@undercoversmonk5712 the only thing I am hiding is my identity.

    • @samiam9202
      @samiam9202 4 роки тому

      @@davidv3612 Illithids cannot survive without consuming intelligence.

  • @emilyburingrud2
    @emilyburingrud2 4 роки тому +321

    “DON’T TEXT ME: BLOW HER PHONE UP”
    Her: Hey, please don’t text me, I’m at my Grandmother’s funeral
    Him: -spamming ensues

    • @kwooi3610
      @kwooi3610 4 роки тому +8

      now that's just fucked up

    • @hoshizora416
      @hoshizora416 4 роки тому +28

      @@kwooi3610 just following instructions man

    • @laurinha2892
      @laurinha2892 3 роки тому

      Lmao yes

  • @uri_9158.
    @uri_9158. 5 років тому +427

    When your girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend
    *You got a friend in me*

    • @Ultrakrill2411
      @Ultrakrill2411 4 роки тому +8

      *DoDo Do Do*

    • @ProgramViBee
      @ProgramViBee 4 роки тому +14

      *YOU GOT A FRIIIIEEND IN MEEE*

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 4 роки тому +10

      *proceeds to gloat to you about how you're cold, uncomfortable, and miles away from your residence*

    • @majormoistme1030
      @majormoistme1030 4 роки тому +9

      *starts clapping along to to the song*

    • @crazyleber0185
      @crazyleber0185 4 роки тому +2

      *YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME-*

  • @LoreLunatic
    @LoreLunatic 4 роки тому +4

    That last one literally had me backing away from my computer.

  • @bubbykins4864
    @bubbykins4864 4 роки тому +173

    "'DON'T TEXT ME' = BLOW HER PHONE UP"
    *orders a nuclear strike on "her" phone*

  • @masrikbarat7799
    @masrikbarat7799 4 роки тому +187

    *"I am an actual yandere"*
    HOL'UP

    • @lordmorgrath9131
      @lordmorgrath9131 3 роки тому +5

      Yanderes are overrated and are unsafe for long term exposure

    • @msilva2423
      @msilva2423 3 роки тому +6

      Ikr, do they even know what yandere means 😃

    • @superfan364
      @superfan364 3 роки тому +5

      @@msilva2423 well I mean from the essay they wrote for that post it looked like they do know what a yandere is

    • @msilva2423
      @msilva2423 3 роки тому +1

      @@superfan364 👁👄👁 oh god...

    • @superfan364
      @superfan364 3 роки тому +1

      @@msilva2423 lmao non related but I love that username lmfao

  • @clearskies163
    @clearskies163 4 роки тому +339

    At the end...
    Damien: "What is a yandere?"
    Literally every weeb ever: "EXCUSE ME?!???!"

    • @alucozadebottle4423
      @alucozadebottle4423 4 роки тому +27

      Honestly I think tsunderes are dumb because well.
      1.They be so rude that irl you would just leave her
      2.SHES A THOOOOOOT

    • @cralnejnes1a186
      @cralnejnes1a186 4 роки тому +3

      Im not a weeb but yes

    • @Alex-qp7mj
      @Alex-qp7mj 4 роки тому +4

      Not a weeb, but I play yandere simulator

    • @stonefisthermitaur1246
      @stonefisthermitaur1246 4 роки тому +3

      Oh no the weeb army is rising and damien's rats shall fight back

    • @YourOrdinaryPlant
      @YourOrdinaryPlant 4 роки тому +3

      I'm not a weeb but know yandere sim but yes

  • @ananyanyan
    @ananyanyan 3 роки тому +7

    2:57 - THE ACCENT I DIED

  • @Rin-rk6py
    @Rin-rk6py 5 років тому +2095

    When he actually pronounced "yandere" correct first try
    Weebs:😱

  • @chuspa1403
    @chuspa1403 4 роки тому +425

    As much as I love anime, calling yourself a yandere is just.......I can’t de-......it’s too much man..

    • @killjoy1996
      @killjoy1996 4 роки тому +34

      I was cringing while reading that story. That story was probably made up too.

    • @floorvisscher8164
      @floorvisscher8164 4 роки тому +6

      yes exactly

    • @hoshizora416
      @hoshizora416 4 роки тому +19

      @@killjoy1996 imagine if it wasn't
      rip her ex and husband

    • @nickixiusdangelolunala7779
      @nickixiusdangelolunala7779 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah like I can be jelaous asf, but I wouldn't kill anyone because I dont want to.

    • @ocean7889
      @ocean7889 3 роки тому +1

      This

  • @strayakotatv3497
    @strayakotatv3497 5 років тому +273

    Damien: **Laughs**
    Everyone: [Happiness Noise]

    • @jordanw2396
      @jordanw2396 5 років тому +13

      [everyone liked this]

    • @justoh312
      @justoh312 5 років тому +6

      [why is everyone talking in brackets]

    • @jordanw2396
      @jordanw2396 5 років тому +5

      [its a long story]

    • @strayakotatv3497
      @strayakotatv3497 5 років тому +4

      Sketchy ! [I know right]

    • @holdup8733
      @holdup8733 5 років тому +2

      @@justoh312 It's a fallout thing
      I hope that was a legitimate question

  • @krakatauer1464
    @krakatauer1464 4 роки тому +6

    1:41 some girls realy are the "once in a lifetime" type.
    Once you meet her, you start reevaluating your mating choices and start looking for different women than her

  • @lee-uw7vv
    @lee-uw7vv 5 років тому +352

    Luv that moment "What is a yandere" anybody in the anime community knows what it is

    • @lee-uw7vv
      @lee-uw7vv 5 років тому +8

      @@sleepydarcy9095 Yah

    • @lee-uw7vv
      @lee-uw7vv 5 років тому +7

      @@sleepydarcy9095 ikr

    • @rubybarrios3403
      @rubybarrios3403 5 років тому +9

      Pandarlovegacha PLG Honestly I was waiting for him to find the definition

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 5 років тому +13

      Pandarlovegacha PLG
      i can name 10 people besides myself who arent in the community and know most of the deres.

    • @mksmike
      @mksmike 5 років тому +12

      I loved his reaction after reading the definition "yikes!"

  • @bucketdono
    @bucketdono 5 років тому +178

    nicegirls: why cant men just love me for my personality!?
    also nicegirls: 4:19

  • @thefourthhorseman4596
    @thefourthhorseman4596 5 років тому +356

    r/nicegirls: "I have a perfect personality..."
    "If you buy me things!"

  • @aldopro23rex
    @aldopro23rex 3 роки тому +5

    Man I'd pay to watch a relationship between a nice girl and a nice guy unfold. That would be a hilarious shipwreck of a situation

  • @noodlesgamebox5903
    @noodlesgamebox5903 4 роки тому +349

    "All guys care about is looks!"
    Says the same people who won't shut up about height, "being manly" which translates to putting up with unacceptable crap, and will almost always judge off of looks.
    I mean, people judge things wether they realise it or not, but these "nice girls" are really bad about it.

    • @vaporlogic5279
      @vaporlogic5279 4 роки тому +2

      All girls think about looks aswell

    • @noodlesgamebox5903
      @noodlesgamebox5903 4 роки тому +11

      @@vaporlogic5279 not all, just some.

    • @alexanderkarvos6728
      @alexanderkarvos6728 4 роки тому +3

      @@noodlesgamebox5903 yeah right

    • @SaKura-il8op
      @SaKura-il8op 4 роки тому +7

      Same for nice guys and incels.
      Them: „ALL FOIDS ONLY CARE ABOUT LOOKS AND NOT PERSONALITY!“
      Also them: „Pfff, that landwhale is hardly a 5! Why would she date an 8?“

    • @JustinQREYES
      @JustinQREYES 4 роки тому

      @@SaKura-il8op Wat

  • @Kyler_Comments
    @Kyler_Comments 5 років тому +88

    *_"I'm really nice, I just get mad sometimes!"_* = Red flag.

  • @dionysus2098
    @dionysus2098 5 років тому +144

    I once dated a guy who was with a nice girl before. He kept treating my serious direct signals as if I wanted the opposite.
    When his ex said: 'leave me alone' he'd pull her close. She conditioned him to be like that. But when I was with him, sometimes I actually needed space. So if he comes close when I say I want to be alone, I freak out...
    And that is one of the reasons I broke up with my ex.

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 5 років тому +15

      oof

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 5 років тому +13

      Wow. That woman ruined him.

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB 5 років тому +2

      Social cues that come with individuals is key, no one reacts the same which is a good lesson to take from these kinds of stories

    • @maitebenegas4704
      @maitebenegas4704 5 років тому +11

      That is actually sad, he probably have PTSD or some kind of mental issue after that relationship

    • @Sabartio
      @Sabartio 5 років тому +14

      @@maitebenegas4704 Probably not PTSD, let's not dish out serious diagnoses like that. But, yeah, probably issues

  • @31zn3kc4m
    @31zn3kc4m 3 роки тому +15

    not to generalize but if she says "stay classy" ever , it's a red flag

  • @blxrryave9549
    @blxrryave9549 5 років тому +444

    I’m not like other girls, I wear grandma diapers.

  • @alyssanering7454
    @alyssanering7454 4 роки тому +150

    Girl: *I’m not like other girls!*
    *ironically saying that makes her exactly like other girls*

    • @leomata7096
      @leomata7096 4 роки тому +1

      yep

    • @destronarok785
      @destronarok785 4 роки тому +5

      At this point, it's like their way of saying "Hello".

    • @Martin-zr2tb
      @Martin-zr2tb 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂 that and isn’t it just a bad thing for them to not be like “other” girls

  • @CarmineAeroseVT
    @CarmineAeroseVT 4 роки тому +227

    "I wish i could date me!"
    So you're a narcissist?
    Aight.

    • @_Quxyz
      @_Quxyz 3 роки тому +13

      Nice girl: No only boys can be narcissistic, I am just pure and better than them

    • @CarmineAeroseVT
      @CarmineAeroseVT 3 роки тому +8

      @@_Quxyz seems accurate to what they'd say.

    • @doofenrave2810
      @doofenrave2810 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @LUR1FAX
      @LUR1FAX 3 роки тому +3

      @@_Quxyz I know, right? It's the same double standard as people who say "Women can't be sexist" or "Only white people can be racist."

    • @andrewchantler-langford6865
      @andrewchantler-langford6865 3 роки тому +1

      @GeneralKenobi Sentences

  • @YourBestieTalexa
    @YourBestieTalexa 4 роки тому +2

    At the yandere section
    "Yeah, number one, why?"
    Killed me 😭😂😭😂

  • @m1sterch3f7
    @m1sterch3f7 4 роки тому +184

    Damien: what's a yandere?
    Us: oh Damien, Damien Damien Damien Damien...

    • @abiwasabee6844
      @abiwasabee6844 4 роки тому

      He is not a man of culture as well.

    • @baileymash
      @baileymash 4 роки тому +1

      Yo I wish I didn't fuckin know. I wish on the day markiplier played yandere simulator I just ignored it and kept playing my favourite war themed hat simulator Team fortress 2 with my mates because they are funni. Also weebs are mostly kids and teens who want to escape the horriblenes of life and I respect that as a gamer but I don't think over exaggerated certain body parts, unreasonably powerful characters that that want to be and all that shit. But yeah as a gamer we do the same thing but instead we use blood, gore guns and shit because yes.

    • @baileymash
      @baileymash 4 роки тому +1

      I like to go on long rants about nothing ignore what I just said.

  • @xdarkey8190
    @xdarkey8190 5 років тому +629

    Damien is so pure that he doesn't know what a yandere is (°,_,°)
    Edit: thanks for over 500 likes my dudes :)

    • @josivok
      @josivok 5 років тому +9

      Nice acting there imo.... : d

    • @user-yp7ke4et7o
      @user-yp7ke4et7o 5 років тому +29

      @@cookcozy i feel offended

    • @zayhertz-deeprest878
      @zayhertz-deeprest878 5 років тому +7

      I actually took 3 years and change of Japanese, and was hosted by my friend's Japanese family at 12, and experienced the magic. When appreciating Japan and the culture wasn't a retarded ass, horrifying national fucking embarrassment...and I have no fucking clue what a "yonduray" is, just know that none of you can even pronounce it correctly based on the spelling. "Pure" is not me. Virgin definitely comes to mind when I hear people using it to describe anything, you guys should listen to Japanese music that doesn't suck like Romantic Gorilla, Gauze, Fuck On The Beach, Coffins and Vomit Remnants, don't watch garbage just because it's anime, never watch anything foreign in a dubbed version, learn more about Japan than what it must be like to be a very mentally impaired child there, and watch some He Japanese films, with people, and genius. Like... Deadly Outlaw: Rekka, and Dead Or Alive.
      Grow up.
      If you really are just some little kid or youngster, don't trip about being a virgin, enjoy that.
      But if you're just childish, or either way, follow my instructions. Find some new shit to nerd out on, and dig deeper. Listen to those Japanese bands and watch the Japanese films. Nobody likes a generic niche nerd, you have to balance it out with cool. Good luck

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 5 років тому +44

      ZAY HERTZ-DEEPREST
      Hey, thanks for the copypasta.

    • @nou2500
      @nou2500 5 років тому +7

      @@user-yp7ke4et7o take it with pride

  • @emmaham12
    @emmaham12 5 років тому +163

    as a girl if i say "leave me alone" or something like that and you blow my phone up get ready to throw hands

    • @thedragonmaster1436
      @thedragonmaster1436 5 років тому +9

      Ok. Any other advice? Im a dumbass male hoping to be better in the future and i cant handle going in blind

    • @T0N3SH1FT3R
      @T0N3SH1FT3R 5 років тому +5

      As u see, u cant win as a man.

    • @thedragonmaster1436
      @thedragonmaster1436 5 років тому +4

      @@T0N3SH1FT3R I think perverted men think they are ok. Guys like me wants to AT LEAST know what to and not to say or do around women

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 5 років тому +7

      @@thedragonmaster1436
      So I saw your comment and the more I looked at it. The more I realize, most advices don't work at times because everyone is pretty different. So here's the best advice I could think of for both genders. No real rank.
      1. Learn about red flags. Granted, when your in that butterfly's in your stomach phase, you might not be playing attention as much but its still good to know just in case.
      2. Have a good health support group. If you guys have the same friends group (which is ok), try to find someone you can confinement in and to be your third eye. That's not going to be biased and be completely honest with you. That way when something hits the fan, you have someone who can look at the situation outside of it. This is very helpful.
      3.. Trust your gut, if someone feels fishy or wrong. Find out why, it could be small but is good to know.
      4. If your have problems like communication, DO NOT. I repeat Do Not just push it to the side. Fix that as soon as possible because if you don't address it, the worse it will in the long run. Ex: If you can't talk certain things because it's always end up with you guys fighting then that's a problem. (Physical or not.)
      5. Look up on toxic behavior and body language. This can help identify red flags and just be able to understand someone more.
      6. If you don't feel save with them or comfortable with them. That's a problem, trust is very important in any relationship.
      7. It's okay to have boundaries in a relationship! If you don't wanna do something, tell them. Ever relationship is unique and may have different boundaries then yours. For example: Kiss and touching. Some people don't like being touched in public places or show a lot affection. That's ok. However if your partner tries to preers you into doing something like that, give them 2 warning shots. Be clear, no beat around the brush bullshit. Tell them in the most clearest way possible. If they don't get it, then its not worth it.
      8. Abuse vs BDSM. There's a major differences and you need to know that information. Look it up, some abusive people try to cover it up with "I'm just being kinky." Don't have blind faith, do the research. BDSM number 1 rule is clear communication and consent.
      9. You Can not fix someone. YOU CAN NOT FIX SOMEONE. media has betrayed so many bad relationship. With the right woman can fix and save you. Or The girl can be saved and fixed with the right man. No, that's how you get stick in abusive and toxic relationships. Its like If your partner breaks their arm and you wear the cast for it. It doesn't do anything. The one things that can fix that is themselves. If they have mental problems they need a therapist and a support group. It's ok to be supportive but you need to remember that you can not fix it. They have to put the effort and time to do it. If you have problems, your partner can not fix it. Having a relationship doesn't not mean they can fix you. They can support you but only you can fix yourself.
      Sorry if this is long and if anyone is confused or just have questions then I will try my best to answer them. Since relationship are pretty complicated and this is probably not enough to go into really good detail.

    • @thedragonmaster1436
      @thedragonmaster1436 5 років тому +1

      @@scp--297 wish I had this a long time ago. Oh, and you also had a little mistake with your second point

  • @kik0le
    @kik0le 3 роки тому +5

    She keyed my Lamborfeeties, my Chevrolegs, my Mitshoebishis, my Walkswagens, my Land Rovers...