Oh my God one of my exes actually posted something like that on her story. I was kinda obsessed with her, but I'm glad she broke up with me. I dodged a bullet there ahaha
I had an experience sort of like this she would stalk me and would interrupt conversations i had with any girl she would hide behind walls and take pictures of me and it would keep on happening till i moved
@@nu_kercat1 I feel like 'Yandere' is just kind of the japanese, manga-related term for 'obsessed stalker' like same thing, different words?? Slightly different contexts? idk not rlly sure but yeah lotta overlap
Girl dictionary: I miss you= I want to commit arson Wanna hang out= I’m gonna frame you for arson Lol= my father was arrested for arson when I was nine years old. No one ever suspected me. My father found out I hadn’t been doing my homework, so he had to be eliminated. Of course, sending him to prison was easier than I thought. Too easy even. Sometimes I fear what I am capable of, but I don’t regret it. In this essay I will
16:31 that’s a huge Understatement, a Yandere’s way of being obsessive, is to the point of insanity, they are the kind of person who’d stalk their love interest, and possibly harm any potential lovers of their love interest, or possibly their love interest if he/she shows an interest in anyone else than the yandere.
Well they got one thing right I'm to lazy to start looking and I don't want to bother looking if I did then I'm not sure what would happen I'm lazy until you pull up a game then all hell breaks loose
This whole subreddit just reminds me of something a friend and I experienced. He and I are both asexual, and since it was Pride Month, we were wearing our Ace Pride shirts (one had a dragon with the Ace Pride colours, the other said “I have an Ace up my sleeve. It’s me, I’m Ace and in these sleeves”). A random woman, kinda looked early 30’s, she just walked up and began talking to my friend. Now, my friend is built like a brick building; he’s ripped, 6’2 ish, styles his hair flawlessly, he’s a cool dude, and looks cool too. He’s been hit on before, and he just eyed me like “damn, I’m not up for this.” The woman was just all over him, asking if he had a girlfriend, asking if he was busy that day, and he was so annoyed, but he’s REALLY polite, so he didn’t really know how to blow her off. She just wouldn’t stop, and began asking about… well, if he was hung. And it was that point where I stepped in (cause I’m an angry sack of shit who doesn’t like it when people do this shit), and said “hey, he’s not interested. Leave him be.” She began getting shitty with me, calling me a little girl (I’m a boy), and saying “we’re having a private chat.” He got mad, and said “we’re in public, and I’m asexual. I’m not interested.” And pointed at his shirt, to emphasize his point. And this woman, this fucking woman, said “You just haven’t been with a good woman, give me five minutes and I’ll prove you wrong.” And then she tried to grab at his crotch?? He grabbed her wrist and pushed her away from him. She was furious, yelled “if you were just a [bundle of sticks], all you had to do was say so!” And just stormed out. No one in the Starbucks clapped, and he was fuming. A couple walked up and asked if he was ok, he said he was, and they got him a cookie. That couple was really sweet, I hope they’re ok. And my friend is in a romantic relationship now with a really cool person, but that doesn’t stop people from trying to hit on him, but now he has a partner who’s ready to slug folks who try to get fresh. 13:10 fuck you in particular, random stranger, stay in jail
I'm so sorry that happened to your friend. That woman was completely out of line and I'm glad she was told off. As a fellow asexual, it can get pretty irritating when people can't seem to respect you or take no for an answer. I hope both you and your buddy are doing great now, and I'm glad he managed to find a good relationship in the end. 🖤🩶🤍💜
no one: literally every single girl in r/NiceGirls: im not like other girls ✨ im loyal 🤩 im unique 😳 im quirky 🥰 you dont deserve me 😡 and im saying this humbly 😌
@@che-chos-beja3652 ikr? Like "not to be sexist but every male human existing has 200 girlfriends and only attracted to big boobs, and I'm better than every girl because I'm nice 😊 and will kill you for your life insurance 😜 and I mean that in the most humblest way 😊😘👏" like jesus christ calm down lmao
Then again, everyone in a tv show or movie or book or video game say they aren't in a tv show/movie/book/video game. So uh, have fun sleeping tonight i guess
As a woman myself, I scroll through this subreddit just for the satisfaction of the fact that I’m nothing like these... embarrassing specimens of the human race. Please do not think all woman are the same, it’s not the gender. It’s the person.
The hatred built up inside both people would give birth to a being only comparable to a singularity comprised only of narcissism. This being would also be considered the god of Nice People, or the devil incarnate to the average person. So, in a sense, it would mean we could all become slayers of the damned. Sign me up!
index who says they have to create “offspring” by normal means? We’re talking about a feeling being concentrated by two “parents” and that concentration giving “birth” to what is told in my aforementioned comment
Lmao the guy I'm talking to deadass got a message from his former high school friend telling him to leave me because shes "prettier" than me. He ssed it, sent it to me, blocked her , and then we made fun of her on ft. I think imma marry this man 🤩
I remember a couple of years back my big sister said to me "no matter what you are in life, never be a nice girl" and it confused me at the time, I wondered what could possibly be wrong with being a nice girl.... Now I get it. I'm so sorry people have to put up with that insanity. On that note though, why don't these "nice girls" and "nice guys" get together, they seem perfect for each other. It would also be much safer for everyone else.
There is no perfect person , when people say they were lucky what they really mean was there was a very small chance they’d meet there soulmate , people are perfect for each other , but not perfect
"I'm over qualified." *Leonardo dicaprio holding wine glass Also, "There is always something about me that you will find in no other girl." Me: what? This level of stupidity
I'll never understand why people think it's a good idea to try to strike up a relationship when that person started dating you by cheating on their husband/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/etc.. They already proved that they're willing to fuck over the people who love them so they can get some extra cock or coochie on the side. What the hell makes you think you'll be different? The _only_ scenario I can see that actually working out in is if their partner was abusive or something like that and they were trying to reach out for actual affection.
*@ShadyBeAShooketh* How is that r/wooooosh? I was replying to what he was going to reply when someone asks him that. I was playing with the joke, so I can r/wooosh you back.
most women handle rejection extremely poorly, it's almost as if they never had to strike up the confidence (and risk looking like an idiot) in high school to ask someone out. guys have it so hard :/
AnnieBot_45-73 Well, I mean There are nice guys... **shudder** But I agree, a lot of these girls assume that they will automatically inherit the world, and when rejection ensues because of that attitude, the don’t know what to do
@Himalayan Duck they come off as any normal girl , maybe kinda quirky , then when they get upset you've pretty much opened hells gates. These fuckers are the most pathetic selfish close minded garbage animals that manipulate men into giving them all they want and leave them for a taller one. I know I sound like a nice guy , but this actually happens very frequently and some of these can legit ruin your life.
AnnieBot_45-73 to be fair some guys rlly cant handle it either for example like i’ve seen a couple of girls not give their snap to some guy and sometimes they reply with “ugly anyway" everyone is different it’s just people who can’t handle rejection maybe it jus depends wat females you’ve met with
I'm not like other girls. When I'm using a tissue, I sound like a mix between a mad elephant and a broken trumpet. LOL XD That just felt so cringey, did I do that right?
A yandere is someone who falls in love with someone so hard, if anyone is in love with their crush, is dead in the next 42 hours and that is not an expression
1:41 some girls realy are the "once in a lifetime" type. Once you meet her, you start reevaluating your mating choices and start looking for different women than her
i need to meet the editor. he typed one message in the middle of the video and gave me the most chill vibes ive felt in a long time. Thanks, you made my day.
Hey want to know something. I met a actual "nice girl". I went out with her for 1 day. That 1 day i got by her 5 time over the head. I broke up with her and then she still hit me after i broke up with her. I grabed her arm when she tried to slap me. Took her a week for her to go away.
I used to believe that crap "if a girl says leave me alone the guy is supposed to reply to her no matter what till she says it's ok I was mad" But I quickly realized after my first relashionship that this was the kind of bs we see at the TV that makes us go awwww when the guy tries to get the girl back this isn't irl In reality if you say to someone who loves you leave me alone without meaning it you just shit on them and they will 90% of the time answer well ok bye and the smart-ass you are will be thinking "see he doesn't care at all" when in reality you've just hurt someone COMMUNICATION is the secret
So what you’re saying is that the infinite knowledge and experience of Nice Girls has been derived from celebrity TV shows, soap operas and dating shows? God that’s a tunnel I need to cave in.
@@Daidek In my high school this girl told a guy off for asking her to flash him. She did a few days later. Everyone knows at least a dozen stories like this, it's why guys persist.
I don't know about that. I think it honestly varies person to person on how you should behave. I know people who genuinely should be left alone when they ask, and I know people who need others near them even when they ask to be left alone.
For the most part I'd say you're right, however there are some people who are just so insecure and/or broken from past experiences that they don't realize that they're pushing people away. I mean obviously they realize that they're telling someone to leave them alone, but they don't realize that they're only doing that as a test.
My best friend's ex gf was exactly like this. He basically praised her and bought her luxuries he couldn't even afford, but she was very ungrateful and a bully. Can't believe people like her exist.
What, where the people who call themselves nice, quirky and sweet are actually demonic murderers who want your soul? Yep. Also, nicegirl brain tastes really fekkin bitter, don't try it, it doesn't have enough intelligence to be nutritional to an illithid such as myself. Saying for a friend.
““Leave me alone” = DONT leave her alone”
*sexual assault is a big no no kiddos*
wuh oh
Uh, oh, stinky
Oh my God one of my exes actually posted something like that on her story. I was kinda obsessed with her, but I'm glad she broke up with me. I dodged a bullet there ahaha
Yes papa
question... *HOW THE HELL DO YOU RESPOND TO “K” dafuq*
“Don’t text me”=BLOW HER PHONE UP”
“Leave me alone”=DONT leave her alone”
*Smells like harassment*
*Smells like 911 after harassment*
yes but turning phone into bomb is fun
no you in that case you should probably actually text her
10k subs with no videos challenge - boring
"Stop strangling me, I cant breathe" *_suffocate her_*
Nice Girl: "Men only like women's body!"
Another Nice Girl: "How tall are you?"
Nice Guy: As tall as you want me to be +2 inches
Thx for exposing the worst ppl on the planet under criminals
Guy: "I'm 5'8"
Girl: "Ewww You're not enough tall sweetie (meanwhile she's 5'1)
ikr
@@sniperfoxy6819 and 320 pounds
"can cute boys stop being: gay" no, we're cute for other cute boys!
i agree
*LITERALLY PREACH IT PLEASE-*
Yes bro thank you someone gets it
Who tf said you were cute
@@Imersity damn bro who hurt your feelings
“If she stabs you, don’t go to the hospital. Pull her closer, because she’s insecure.”
*Rip*
if she stabs me im pulling her in closer to fuck her up
i want to stab people, and i'm a girl, does that make me a nice girl?
@@BlueMiaou I'm more slashy myself
@@misfitsBP18 Well you can't beat the shit out of her without getting closer
As a weeb, seeing someone admit to and actually talk like a yandere genuinely scared me more than any main villain
I wanna meet them and take a selfie
Yanderes are actually really scary so I am not surprised
That is a warranted fear
Facts bruh
Ah, a man of culture I see
Nice girls: "I'm qwerky"
Pro gamers: "I'm qwerty"
hi querty, im nuker
Hi People, Im stupid
@@user-yc8jr8qh9l hi stupid, I'm dumb
@@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf Nice
Germany: QWERTZ
Guy: "You stabbed me!"
Nicegirl: "You know I play around."
It is at this moment, you either call the police or block her and call the police.
Or introduce her to your friends Smith and Wesson. That's justified at that point.
Block the police
ruined 69 likes
@@thelocalnecromancer1224 You Monster.
@@interhistoria5632 Thank you.
“If she shoots you in the head, hug her, she really needs it.”
Mirai Nikki in a nutshell
Sheesh ive never dated a girl but i hope i never come across one that points a gun in my head and says "lets......go......eat....."
@@jilljillysillybilly 😂
@@JesusChristWithPipeBomb
BAHUAHAUAHUAUAHAUHAUAHA
"If she assaults you, apologise for doing literally nothing and give her dozens of sweet compliments, she needs it."
"If she pushes you away, pull her closer" mmmmmm that's kinda rapey
NOT KINDA
Oof ouch
Not really
@@MGMAFiend WEH
9-1-1
*ring ring*
The Yandere one genuinely scared me because of how on-point it was and I'm not even a weeb.
that seemed more like an obsessed stalker but ok, and seemed a bit too much like that one character from anime
I am a weeb and It scared me a lot because I didn’t realize they were real
Same
I had an experience sort of like this she would stalk me and would interrupt conversations i had with any girl she would hide behind walls and take pictures of me and it would keep on happening till i moved
@@nu_kercat1 I feel like 'Yandere' is just kind of the japanese, manga-related term for 'obsessed stalker'
like
same thing, different words?? Slightly different contexts?
idk
not rlly sure
but yeah
lotta overlap
“If cute boys stop being- gay”
This girl definitely thinks sexuality is a choice, maybe
I hate when those girls say that. Like stfu!
It is...
Edit: Ayo can people leave this comment alone? Ive been getting notifs till today.
@@41luisluisvenancioyaneza39 no it isn’t?? You can’t control how you feel can you?
@@licorice_except_im_a_simp8691 Yes you can...
@@41luisluisvenancioyaneza39 lol ok then. good for you, im still gay
Girl dictionary:
I miss you= I want to commit arson
Wanna hang out= I’m gonna frame you for arson
Lol= my father was arrested for arson when I was nine years old. No one ever suspected me. My father found out I hadn’t been doing my homework, so he had to be eliminated. Of course, sending him to prison was easier than I thought. Too easy even. Sometimes I fear what I am capable of, but I don’t regret it. In this essay I will
thank you for coming to my TEDx talk
Lol
r/suspiciouslyspecific
@@RoseLily0603 r/comedyheaven
You good?
I’m not like other girls.
Im a five feet cockroach.
Na,I only date 6 sorry XD
.dammit
xD
@@sugarheartxo7378 *Me with two legs*
"Damn..."
Fuck that shit I’m out
Girl: “hey bf I’m cheating on you.”
Boy: “Why?!”
Girl: “Because you gave our child more attention then me!”
_WHAT THE HELL_
i would just say, oh sorry i forgot feeding the prat and not spending the 24th hour of the day with you is basically neglect
"Siri, what's a yandere?"
Siri: WTF?
"Urban Dictionary, what's a yandare?"
"OH YIKES!"
Oh yikes indeed.
This was my first time hearing about a yandere, and when Damien read it, I shuddered in fear
"If she files a restraining order on you, ignore it, it's just a piece of paper."
Oof
"If she calls the police, grab the guns and shoot. You can't let anybody in your way."
Yea right
Why is this wat is this
I think I love you
SMELLS LIKE JAIL BOYS
"if she pushes you away, pull her closer"
*if she is dying and tells you to call 911, don't.*
If, within this scenario, one of her texts says, "DON'T TEXT ME", destroy her phone, and therefore the room around you, with a bomb.
If she says you mean the world to her
*take it over*
If she files a restraining order, ignore it. It's just paper
Wait, you were supposed to do that? Whenever I see I dying nice girl I just finish them off.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy ✨
“You’re not allowed to go to any carnivals without me”
Dude... who hurt you?
who pissed in their cereal?
16:31 that’s a huge Understatement, a Yandere’s way of being obsessive, is to the point of insanity, they are the kind of person who’d stalk their love interest, and possibly harm any potential lovers of their love interest, or possibly their love interest if he/she shows an interest in anyone else than the yandere.
Scary
I legit didn’t know the “nice girl” epidemic was this bad. I’m sorry guys
Almost glad I'm gay.... Then I remember nice guys exist too.
We’re all trapped. No escape no escape no escape no escape.
gg m’lady . fedora tip
Jedijazz4 nice people are toxic
Well they got one thing right I'm to lazy to start looking and I don't want to bother looking if I did then I'm not sure what would happen I'm lazy until you pull up a game then all hell breaks loose
“She keyed my Lamborfeeties!! My frickin’ Chevrolegs!!” AHAHAHAHA
That was so well done! I was highly impressed by that word play. That was Eminem style word play.
Underrated comment 🤣👌🏾
That one got me lol
😆
1k
This whole subreddit just reminds me of something a friend and I experienced.
He and I are both asexual, and since it was Pride Month, we were wearing our Ace Pride shirts (one had a dragon with the Ace Pride colours, the other said “I have an Ace up my sleeve. It’s me, I’m Ace and in these sleeves”). A random woman, kinda looked early 30’s, she just walked up and began talking to my friend. Now, my friend is built like a brick building; he’s ripped, 6’2 ish, styles his hair flawlessly, he’s a cool dude, and looks cool too. He’s been hit on before, and he just eyed me like “damn, I’m not up for this.” The woman was just all over him, asking if he had a girlfriend, asking if he was busy that day, and he was so annoyed, but he’s REALLY polite, so he didn’t really know how to blow her off. She just wouldn’t stop, and began asking about… well, if he was hung. And it was that point where I stepped in (cause I’m an angry sack of shit who doesn’t like it when people do this shit), and said “hey, he’s not interested. Leave him be.” She began getting shitty with me, calling me a little girl (I’m a boy), and saying “we’re having a private chat.” He got mad, and said “we’re in public, and I’m asexual. I’m not interested.” And pointed at his shirt, to emphasize his point. And this woman, this fucking woman, said “You just haven’t been with a good woman, give me five minutes and I’ll prove you wrong.” And then she tried to grab at his crotch?? He grabbed her wrist and pushed her away from him. She was furious, yelled “if you were just a [bundle of sticks], all you had to do was say so!” And just stormed out. No one in the Starbucks clapped, and he was fuming. A couple walked up and asked if he was ok, he said he was, and they got him a cookie. That couple was really sweet, I hope they’re ok. And my friend is in a romantic relationship now with a really cool person, but that doesn’t stop people from trying to hit on him, but now he has a partner who’s ready to slug folks who try to get fresh.
13:10 fuck you in particular, random stranger, stay in jail
I'm so sorry that happened to your friend. That woman was completely out of line and I'm glad she was told off. As a fellow asexual, it can get pretty irritating when people can't seem to respect you or take no for an answer. I hope both you and your buddy are doing great now, and I'm glad he managed to find a good relationship in the end. 🖤🩶🤍💜
I actually met a girl that made me feel wanted, but I found out that she flirts because she is bored, she even said I love you and all that stuff
Hope you're doing better now pal
Sorry dude, hope your doing better than that bird in your profile pic
Christ fuck that person hope you doing good, maybe met someone who genuinely cares for you at that
Same haha. How can people do that?
no one: literally every single girl in r/NiceGirls: im not like other girls ✨ im loyal 🤩 im unique 😳 im quirky 🥰 you dont deserve me 😡 and im saying this humbly 😌
The "Humble" shit is like:
I'm not racist but...
@@che-chos-beja3652 ikr? Like "not to be sexist but every male human existing has 200 girlfriends and only attracted to big boobs, and I'm better than every girl because I'm nice 😊 and will kill you for your life insurance 😜 and I mean that in the most humblest way 😊😘👏" like jesus christ calm down lmao
Yo I got that right
*slaps nice girl* thats a lie
@@alucozadebottle4423 might as well include a danganronpa quote....
NO THAT'S WRONG!
r/niceguys : wait that's illegal...
I was the 100th person to like this comment
@@jakethesnake8088 Congratulations, *Nobody cares*
Toxic Sama look at pistol whipeed’s profile pic, thats him now
those two people are made for each other
Sub
"because a disease will get me off this planet, away from the nicegirls"
-Damien 2019
Women: Men don’t like nice women!
Me having a kind, loving and beautiful girlfriend:
Welcome to the 🧢 store!
@@jayeshbisht8999 This is in fact, something that would be identified as a bruh moment
Hat storeL
@@jayeshbisht8999 That's cap.
Nice one my dude!
Attention all Nice Girls: You do not live in some k-drama or anime. Chill.
Then again, everyone in a tv show or movie or book or video game say they aren't in a tv show/movie/book/video game. So uh, have fun sleeping tonight i guess
Andy gray I-
@@k1tz3n50 betcha weren't expecting that plot twist
Andy gray sure wasn’t-
I haven't seen anime anime that has these kinda girls.
Atleast not ones where they don't get the shit punched out of their faces.
“I am an actual Yandere”
oh no
*OH NO*
Sweet god, i thought we had gotten rid of those cursed beings. Prepare, soldiers. Prepare for the upcoming war.
And yet people still like Toga from My Hero Academia
Who moved my sawed-off?! Where are my ‘nades?! I NEED MY CUP-A-SOUP!!!
YOU CAN HAVE HIM/HER JUST LEAVE ME THE DUCK ALONE
Oh jesus
if someone calls you ugly just block them no need to give them a “savage” comeback you found off the internet
As a woman myself, I scroll through this subreddit just for the satisfaction of the fact that I’m nothing like these... embarrassing specimens of the human race. Please do not think all woman are the same, it’s not the gender. It’s the person.
why don't niceguys and nicegirls just
* clap hands *
would there be like r/nicekids if they reproduce?
@@bonbon5717 damn im sorry you're right
Kimberly Santos they won’t reproduce they are just full of hate
The hatred built up inside both people would give birth to a being only comparable to a singularity comprised only of narcissism.
This being would also be considered the god of Nice People, or the devil incarnate to the average person.
So, in a sense, it would mean we could all become slayers of the damned. Sign me up!
impossible because they dislike the other gender
index who says they have to create “offspring” by normal means? We’re talking about a feeling being concentrated by two “parents” and that concentration giving “birth” to what is told in my aforementioned comment
"Dating a Latina be like" why do they always make us look crazy? Are all the Latina memes written by Lele Pons?
Because it's a funny stereotype.
Jenny Mesas probably
Or Kat Von D
Fr
@Herald of dissonance
"woman here are crazy" you can't say that, did you dated all the girls of latin america to say that we all are crazy?
We’re normal ppl lol we’re not another species...
"They're just fun" - Damien is my spirit animal
That last one literally had me backing away from my computer.
Hmmm yea
we need to appreciate this guys nice girl accent lol, its on point
Lol ikr
idk why but ur pfp looked like a penguin
@@cardmaster8716 Lol I never realized that 😂
damien is a god at voices
Its chefs kiss quality
Nice girl: why do men only want looks instead of personality?
Also nice girl: I'm cuter than your gf, leave her for me.
Lmao the guy I'm talking to deadass got a message from his former high school friend telling him to leave me because shes "prettier" than me. He ssed it, sent it to me, blocked her , and then we made fun of her on ft. I think imma marry this man 🤩
TWO NICE GIRLS
@@ivannav9175 Nah leave him for me I'm prettier.
@@kwando472 lmao 💀
I got it to 666
I remember a couple of years back my big sister said to me "no matter what you are in life, never be a nice girl" and it confused me at the time, I wondered what could possibly be wrong with being a nice girl....
Now I get it.
I'm so sorry people have to put up with that insanity.
On that note though, why don't these "nice girls" and "nice guys" get together, they seem perfect for each other.
It would also be much safer for everyone else.
There is no perfect person , when people say they were lucky what they really mean was there was a very small chance they’d meet there soulmate , people are perfect for each other , but not perfect
i hope everyone reading finds their soulmate
wish u luck
except if ur not cool then no soulmate for u
@@MESETTMA who asked
@@mymanslippy rude
They are like keyboards, they say they're QWERTY but they all do the same thing.
Underrated Comment
Dammit Mista that's fucking underrated
@@Kyle-zn2yc I too, am extremely humble
@@kats.8215 oh my giorno
This is one of the best comments ive seen recently
The 1 who disliked was just too quirky to be like all the oThEr gIrlS
Want free Minecraft mods
Well then, explain the 8 dislikes?
No it was Bryce
@@meatedbread3672 sure
@@spooky3409 oh no I made the comment too early ;-;
"I'm over qualified." *Leonardo dicaprio holding wine glass
Also, "There is always something about me that you will find in no other girl."
Me: what? This level of stupidity
Damn, i need a fork for that roast
Man I'd pay to watch a relationship between a nice girl and a nice guy unfold. That would be a hilarious shipwreck of a situation
I'd watch this show.
"I'm not a narcissist, I'm just prettier than everyone"
Do you know what a narcissist is?
Logic and reason is not something narcissists are good at, lol.
An insult, any other definition gets ignored because they don't want to hear anything over the sound of their own ego.
she must be stupid to
@@MyouKyuubi i used to live with a narcissist and yes. this is 100% accurate.
Narcissist a person that cares only about themselves
"I'd leave my boyfriend for you" really instills confidence that your own relationship would last
Also speaks volumes of how insecure, narcissistic, and manipulative they are that they feel the need to cheat on their partner
I'll never understand why people think it's a good idea to try to strike up a relationship when that person started dating you by cheating on their husband/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/etc..
They already proved that they're willing to fuck over the people who love them so they can get some extra cock or coochie on the side. What the hell makes you think you'll be different?
The _only_ scenario I can see that actually working out in is if their partner was abusive or something like that and they were trying to reach out for actual affection.
not to generalize but if she says "stay classy" ever , it's a red flag
2:57 - THE ACCENT I DIED
they ask
"why are you single? you art beautiful, smart, and caring."
and I reply...
"I have commitment issues, as a child my dad left me and--"
Teddy Bear
Why are you reporting this comment?
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.
Sorry, I am underage and I am not interested in such stuck up women like yourself.
@@JesusJavier-MyAccount r/wooooosh
Why do am I still single I'm smart,kind,gentle and respectful
And I just realized that I'm 5,9
And btw this is a joke
*@ShadyBeAShooketh*
How is that r/wooooosh?
I was replying to what he was going to reply when someone asks him that.
I was playing with the joke, so I can r/wooosh you back.
Guy: *kindly tells them they are not ready for relationships*
Girl: *proceeds to throw a fit, threaten to ruin their family and their life*
Bruh
most women handle rejection extremely poorly, it's almost as if they never had to strike up the confidence (and risk looking like an idiot) in high school to ask someone out. guys have it so hard :/
AnnieBot_45-73
Well, I mean
There are nice guys... **shudder**
But I agree, a lot of these girls assume that they will automatically inherit the world, and when rejection ensues because of that attitude, the don’t know what to do
Himalayan Duck
Exactly, which just makes them even more frightening XD
@Himalayan Duck they come off as any normal girl , maybe kinda quirky , then when they get upset you've pretty much opened hells gates. These fuckers are the most pathetic selfish close minded garbage animals that manipulate men into giving them all they want and leave them for a taller one. I know I sound like a nice guy , but this actually happens very frequently and some of these can legit ruin your life.
AnnieBot_45-73 to be fair some guys rlly cant handle it either for example like i’ve seen a couple of girls not give their snap to some guy and sometimes they reply with “ugly anyway" everyone is different it’s just people who can’t handle rejection maybe it jus depends wat females you’ve met with
"What's a yandere?"
Ma man Damien you're about to get surprised
She keyed my Lamborfeeties, my Chevrolegs, my Mitshoebishis, my Walkswagens, my Land Rovers...
I'm not like other girls. I sneeze with the force of a jet engine and scare the crap out of my dad.
Random Stuff with DJ THE WAY I WHEEZED-
I'm not like other girls. When I'm using a tissue, I sound like a mix between a mad elephant and a broken trumpet. LOL XD
That just felt so cringey, did I do that right?
@@Gabi-vt4ex i hate that comment but it was funny
@@justinroux1687 Thanks, I appreciate it.😅😂
@@Gabi-vt4ex np
confidence: i’m beautiful and don’t need anyone else to tell me so
narcissism: i’m prettier than everybody
large difference nice girls
As someone who struggles with this in general, thank you for making the disticntion
I feel that any confidence is narcissism
jericho Ng theres a fine line between confidence and arrogance
Oh ok
Thank
Nice girl: I am an actual ‘yandere’
Me: well I’ve just been sick in my mouth
A yandere is someone who falls in love with someone so hard, if anyone is in love with their crush, is dead in the next 42 hours and that is not an expression
"I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!" Cried 100 identical women.
You mean 1.000.000.000.000
@@bunnyf4792 fair enough 😂
Robin :3
Except multiplied by 17 so...
Robin :3 you did trillion that’s more than x100 girls that actually exist
@@jamesclarencerayel5799 goes to show even future gens of girls r the same
EmKay: what’s a yandere
The Weebs: oh god.
Jasmine Mhoon big facts right here
yandere simulator players also had this reaction
@@Alex-qp7mj please don't get even close to that game anymore
@@coffinze you misspelled donut
And disgustingly, some weebs love yendere
Stupid, but true
1:41 some girls realy are the "once in a lifetime" type.
Once you meet her, you start reevaluating your mating choices and start looking for different women than her
Lmao the “ ... They’re just fun” got me 😂
Nice girls: I'm not like other girls, I have... snake arms. 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
nice reference
👩🦳
🐍⌛️🐍
🥂
@ava richardson because...it’s the same thing
I’m not like other girls ,
I’m a dude
Asdf movie
“I’m so qwerky!”
[Deep, Masculine, demonic laughter]
Bruh💀
Im so confused but i love it
I see this as a absolute win
My laugh is so hilarious
I love my laugh because of how stupid it is lol
Y’all would laugh too if you knew me irl
"Demonic Laughter"
*666 likes*
17:30 just run if you meet this person
The ‘Dating a Latina’s like’ one made me feel a bit attacked-
No one:
Nice girls: *Splish Splash, your opinion, is trash.*
•Abby is NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS•
@Xeta huh?
XD
"The guy your thinking about is currently texting 4 different girls"
I didnt know Voldermort had a phone
I did not know my dog had a phone
I didn’t know i had a phone
I didn't know you had a phone
@@carb7089 why wouldn't I?
@@moonhxney5244 I don't know lol
"wHaT dO bOyS eVeN fInD aTtRaCtIvE?"
*love.*
I see that "Boyfriends" comic pop up on my ads constantly. Why?
@@DakotaofRaptors idk bro i get it a lot too, webtoon does a lot of advertising for it
@@draguladriver It gets a tad irritating
@@DakotaofRaptors i'm not their marketing manager dude
@@draguladriver Just venting
i need to meet the editor. he typed one message in the middle of the video and gave me the most chill vibes ive felt in a long time. Thanks, you made my day.
I’m not like other girls
I’m a 51 year old man
M R had me in the first half
I'm not like other girls
I don't even exist
And you are FAR better for that mythical "companionship" girls like you are always looking for because of it!
Can't ruin the 69... So here +1 like!
I’m not like other girls...
*I have a stand*
These exchanges are kinda scary, almost like we're looking at the conversations of future serial killers
I know
Ya it scares me I'm the same gender lol.
Can you report a reddit post to the police?
Being gay doesnt sound bad now
@@zeke8985 I keep on meeting you
At the yandere section
"Yeah, number one, why?"
Killed me 😭😂😭😂
If i had a girl bullying me her jaw would be dislocated for all the punches i'd give
"can cute boys stop being: gay"
*oh no*
luxuccino Actually, please stay gay. I need all the chances I can get
@@catholicjohn3862 fax I need my shot
My ex friend manipulated a guys sexuality and says she is "QuIrkY" mate you ain't quirky you are just manipulative and toxic af
Yeah I'm gay
@@catholicjohn3862 *_Catholic_* John
???
Nice girl : "you will never find another girl like me"
Person with braincells : *exactly*
*thats the point*
@@kaiamthe1667 *you passed the test*
every time they end the conversation with "bye" i let out a sigh of relief
I Love your Nice Girl Voice bro , it's really on point
Nice girls be like: guys needs to ask for consent and it needs to be respected
Other guys: girls need to do that too
Nice girls: wait that's illegal
Lmao yes
Nice girl: *Stabs guy because she thought he was cheating*
Guy: *Tazes her in self defense*
Nice girl: Wait, that's illegal!
Nice girls defeat the meaning of being nice.
They're giving me a stroke and that's not nice.
butth arrnnev noce girhf suppsh t be negb
Hey want to know something. I met a actual "nice girl". I went out with her for 1 day. That 1 day i got by her 5 time over the head. I broke up with her and then she still hit me after i broke up with her. I grabed her arm when she tried to slap me. Took her a week for her to go away.
rewester17 r/thathappened
JT ghahebehjabshwowagvshsshw
R/ihdaastronke
That last one was low key hella creepy
Me: Sees the ‘Blow her phone up’
My C4: LeTs A gO yAhOo!
I'm not like other girls,
I *_did not have sexual relations with that woman_*
LMAO
Bill Clinton kinda quirky doe
Oh hai mark
Subscribe to flamingo
Lol
3:10
That title is spot-on. A girl definitely thinks this way, whereas a _woman_ says what she means and means what she says.
Bet most girls don’t understand each other either
God this was painful. Thank you for the content EmKay always love it!
When he actually pronounced "yandere" correct first try
Weebs:😱
😱
I see this as an achievement for normies. Animes slowly taking over
😱
*clapping*
Me-😡
I used to believe that crap "if a girl says leave me alone the guy is supposed to reply to her no matter what till she says it's ok I was mad"
But I quickly realized after my first relashionship that this was the kind of bs we see at the TV that makes us go awwww when the guy tries to get the girl back this isn't irl
In reality if you say to someone who loves you leave me alone without meaning it you just shit on them and they will 90% of the time answer well ok bye and the smart-ass you are will be thinking "see he doesn't care at all" when in reality you've just hurt someone
COMMUNICATION is the secret
So what you’re saying is that the infinite knowledge and experience of Nice Girls has been derived from celebrity TV shows, soap operas and dating shows?
God that’s a tunnel I need to cave in.
I don’t get why you wouldn’t just leave her be.
She’s literally asking you to do it
@@Daidek In my high school this girl told a guy off for asking her to flash him. She did a few days later. Everyone knows at least a dozen stories like this, it's why guys persist.
I don't know about that. I think it honestly varies person to person on how you should behave. I know people who genuinely should be left alone when they ask, and I know people who need others near them even when they ask to be left alone.
For the most part I'd say you're right, however there are some people who are just so insecure and/or broken from past experiences that they don't realize that they're pushing people away. I mean obviously they realize that they're telling someone to leave them alone, but they don't realize that they're only doing that as a test.
8:37 *20 SECOUNDS?!*
LITERALY 20 SECOUNDS AND SHE IS ALREADY THINKS SHE IS BEING IGNORED
this is the best content ive seen in a while
“he knows he missed out, idk what his problem was tho bc i’m funny and my love can be bought🥰🥰”
I think "agressive" and "violent" is too sweet for what Yandere means
What about *MURDERER*
-Murderer
-Torturer
-Blackmailer
-Rapist?
-Traitor
Probably missed a few.
@@helloyesiammillie yea. Ya missed one.
- a crazy bitch
@@helloyesiammillie kidnapper
Psychopath in general
Life-ruiner
Literally jesus at keeping weapons
Knows EVERYONE
Literally jesus at makeshift weapons
I can just imagine the chaos from a nice girl encountering an asexual person. It would be beautiful.
You summoned?
I heard asexual, i was summoned
This will be interesting
@@bsyo2665 why not both
BSYO asexual does exist, search it up
My best friend's ex gf was exactly like this. He basically praised her and bought her luxuries he couldn't even afford, but she was very ungrateful and a bully. Can't believe people like her exist.
12:41 i have broken every one of these rules within 10 seconds of seeing them, i feel powerful
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Nice Girls: “we live in a society”😟
What, where the people who call themselves nice, quirky and sweet are actually demonic murderers who want your soul? Yep. Also, nicegirl brain tastes really fekkin bitter, don't try it, it doesn't have enough intelligence to be nutritional to an illithid such as myself. Saying for a friend.
Foxglove Nixot no, you seem to speak from experience on how a human brain tastes like mister
@@samiam9202 yeah, yoi do sound like youre speaking from experience...what are you hiding?
@@undercoversmonk5712 the only thing I am hiding is my identity.
@@davidv3612 Illithids cannot survive without consuming intelligence.
"I'll be nice and sweet if you buy me things"
Who are you, every EA executive?
IDOSPPRORJSOWODKRJJDPSORHRHTHKSOSJD YESSSSSSSSS
Dead body reported
@@space2699 Red: who killed her????
Goldenboy 1919: i did
dude you fucking killed her
Comment: [LOCKED]
Pay £5.99 to unlock message.
“One swift kick to your keels and you’re down for the count, ma’am” Lmao, I mean -
9:31 a box of hair is actually pretty exciting
*before knowing the word: Yandere*
Damien: What is that word??
*after knowing the word: Yandere*
Damien: Y I K E S ! !
Hello :)
@@Creepypastaarcade *everyday we stray further from god*
“DON’T TEXT ME: BLOW HER PHONE UP”
Her: Hey, please don’t text me, I’m at my Grandmother’s funeral
Him: -spamming ensues
now that's just fucked up
@@kwooi3610 just following instructions man
Lmao yes
"Why do boys not care as much as i do?!" Me enjoys talking to her yet waiting for her to say something that isn't narcissistic.
This is why I'm gay, stay humble kings.
"I just feel so unhappy reading these posts" ~ Damien
Everyone felt that